1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,680 Speaker 1: We're cleaning out the sound fridge with love. It's one 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:11,720 Speaker 1: more thing, one more Oh I made Katie Vama. I'm 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,400 Speaker 1: so sorry. I don't know what. 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 2: It is about this holiday. I just hate it. 5 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:18,760 Speaker 3: Did you always hate it? This is Valentine's Day? If 6 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 3: you're listening in the future, Uh, you've always hated it? 7 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, I just it's it's such a I don't know, 8 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 4: it's just a hack. 9 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:29,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I just Uh. A woman just expressed to me 10 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 3: that they can't wait till this day is over. 11 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:35,599 Speaker 2: That's too bad. So it just there's something huh. 12 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:35,920 Speaker 5: Yeah. 13 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 4: And my poor husband, because he's the total romantic. I mean, 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,479 Speaker 4: you know, I got up this morning and there were 15 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 4: roses on the counter and if it's the sweetest and 16 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,279 Speaker 4: sweet and yesterday, he's going, do you want to go out? 17 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 2: And my response was, f no, we're going out. 18 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 3: We actually don't want to do that because I've tried 19 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 3: that before and it's miserable. 20 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: You do that to punish someone, not to express your love. 21 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 2: If you want to break up with them, you try 22 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 2: to go out. Yeah, you know. 23 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: Part of my problem with Valentine's Day is I don't 24 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:08,600 Speaker 1: like compulsory anything in terms of I mean, obviously I 25 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,039 Speaker 1: understand why I have to follow the law, and I 26 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: do sometimes, but just the idea that one day a year, 27 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 1: I must express these emotions in the following ways. It's 28 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 1: like says, ooh, yeah, come on, I'm not exactly Yeah, 29 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: I'm not a parrot. I'm not a monkey dancing on 30 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:32,080 Speaker 1: a chain or a dancing parrot on a monkey. 31 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 3: I wonder if, I wonder if it depends on the 32 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:39,680 Speaker 3: circles you run in, because uh, I know people who 33 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,679 Speaker 3: uh they're good, their friends are gonna say, so, what 34 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:46,039 Speaker 3: did he do for you, with the expectation that something happened, 35 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,640 Speaker 3: and it would be horribly embarrassing for them to say nothing, 36 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 3: we don't do anything. Oh that's disappointing. He doesn't love you, 37 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 3: that sort of thing. Yeah, if it. 38 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 1: Works for you, it works for you. I don't judge people. 39 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:06,560 Speaker 1: Of course, this whole day is ic. Yeah, I just yeah, 40 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,399 Speaker 1: I would agree. And we have some audio Valentine's Day 41 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: related that we didn't get to, So we're cleaning out 42 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: the love fridge. 43 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,359 Speaker 2: That is hard to take. 44 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,359 Speaker 1: It's even worse than the other one I did. Yeah, 45 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 1: I know, uh, you know, we played this during the show, 46 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:28,240 Speaker 1: but here's America's Sweethearts, Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift's conversation 47 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 1: on the field of Super Bowl after the game number ten. Michael, 48 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 1: why am I back? You may be asking yourselves. 49 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:40,680 Speaker 2: It's a very reasonable question. 50 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: It sounds like John Stuart to me. You know this 51 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 1: is going uh shittily. Thank you, thank you for. 52 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,160 Speaker 5: Coming, thank you for making it across that way, across 53 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,280 Speaker 5: the world. 54 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,240 Speaker 1: Wasn't an electric it was unbelievable. 55 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:02,080 Speaker 2: Wow. 56 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: So the athletic bms much more effective words Smith during 57 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 1: that exchange than the songwriter. 58 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 2: I don't know. 59 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like I liked their moment 60 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 3: on the field better when I didn't know what they said. 61 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:20,080 Speaker 3: I felt like it was more heartfelt and charming and 62 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 3: romantic as opposed to thanks for being here. I appreciate 63 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 3: you being here, thanks for traveling, like you would say 64 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,919 Speaker 3: to every other sponsor who was there or something. 65 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 2: So why came off to me? Appreciate you being here, 66 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 2: thank you, thank you for your attendance. 67 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: I had the two of you have hearts full of hate. 68 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:40,120 Speaker 1: I pity you. Let's see each other. 69 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 2: I think that's true. 70 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 1: Thank you, old old uncle Joe. All Right, so we 71 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 1: heard a joke about this news story. Let's just run 72 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: the story number eleven. Michael. 73 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 6: It's truly a mystery how any of this stuff made 74 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 6: into our wall. I'm like, am I reading this correctly? 75 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:00,120 Speaker 1: Dear Pauline? 76 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 6: I presume you think I don't love you because I 77 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 6: did not answer her. 78 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 2: Note right away? 79 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 1: Are you going to the play? 80 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 6: Please tell me if you are going to the place night. 81 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 6: I hope you still love mexxx. Upon reading some of them, 82 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 6: we realized it was actually probably more likely a kid 83 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 6: like between the ages of thirteen to eighteen. They were 84 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 6: talking about, you know, first lunch, I have studdy hall 85 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 6: this period. 86 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, probably not forty year olds one hundred year old 87 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,960 Speaker 3: love letters that a couple discovered in their wall one 88 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,320 Speaker 3: hundred years old. 89 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,960 Speaker 2: I love this kind of stuff. I like it. 90 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,880 Speaker 3: But so some kids send a note to some other 91 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,839 Speaker 3: kid and didn't get a reply and that was the 92 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 3: end of that. 93 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 2: That hurts. Yeah, wow, thanks could have been so different. 94 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 1: Although is it clear because I didn't actually see the story, 95 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 1: were they unreceived unsent? Or was a lot of people 96 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,800 Speaker 1: keep their love letter? Sure? Of course did they stash them? 97 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: Is that what happened? 98 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:01,760 Speaker 2: That could be own? Actually it was more likely. 99 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you hid this from your brothers, your parents, whatever. Yeah, 100 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 3: that makes more sense. 101 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 7: Right right, Okay, let's see my son sent one love 102 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 7: note to a girl two years ago in fourth grade, 103 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:19,359 Speaker 7: I guess and got a got at the got the 104 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,279 Speaker 7: not wanted response and he may never again. 105 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 2: He said, well, I learned. 106 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,279 Speaker 1: A less sanks for your interest. 107 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:26,480 Speaker 2: I keep your. 108 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 3: Application on fire, and he said, I'm never doing that again. 109 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 3: I wonder how long that will hold up. 110 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,359 Speaker 4: There was a movie back in the late nineties about 111 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,040 Speaker 4: it was called Crossroads Britney Spears, wasn't it. 112 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 2: It was a big chick flick When I'm really. 113 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like thirteen and all of my friends 114 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 4: and I'm talking like fifteen of us all buried boxes 115 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,400 Speaker 4: somewhere in town that had trinkets from our childhood, and 116 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 4: then we all never dug them back up. So there's 117 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 4: just random boxes buried around my hometown. I'm sure this 118 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 4: is that movie. 119 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 1: Wow. 120 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:59,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, they buried like a time capsule, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, 121 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:01,640 Speaker 4: so that was what the whole idea was. But I 122 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 4: to my knowledge, nobody dug them back up. 123 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 5: Yeah. 124 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,599 Speaker 1: Oddly enough, As a thirty something father of three, I 125 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: didn't make it to that movie. Sounds compelling, though. 126 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,360 Speaker 2: Your daughter's did guarantee possible? 127 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 1: Ah, dir, let's see is twelve worth of damn Michael? 128 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,000 Speaker 1: Now I don't think it is. Let's let's go with 129 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: the comedian Aisha Taylor thirteen. 130 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:23,920 Speaker 5: If you're in a couple and you don't have sex 131 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,280 Speaker 5: on Valentine's Day, oh oh my god. 132 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,599 Speaker 2: Our relationship is nice up, you know, so you've gotta 133 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:27,960 Speaker 2: have sex. 134 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 5: You's gotta be like a hot day and all day 135 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 5: or running around threatening each other like. 136 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:40,279 Speaker 1: I'm gonna break your hip. But then you have like 137 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:41,760 Speaker 1: a big meal, you know, and you have. 138 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 6: The chocolate covered strawberries champagne. 139 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:52,480 Speaker 2: Two hours later you're like, oh, what was in that cheese? 140 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,159 Speaker 1: Good lord? 141 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,599 Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know, honey, something is definitely wrong. 142 00:06:59,560 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. 143 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 3: I heard this years ago, and I don't know if 144 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 3: it was true when I was twenty two, but certainly 145 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,680 Speaker 3: true when you get a little bit older. You can 146 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,919 Speaker 3: either have a good meal or good sex, but you 147 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 3: can't have both. And I believe that's from Shakespeare. 148 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,119 Speaker 2: Oh is it really? 149 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 1: Yeah? I can't cite chapter nor verse, but that's my understanding. 150 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 2: Pretty close to true. 151 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:23,080 Speaker 1: It's ancient wisdom. I'm gonna buy her a big meal, 152 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:26,800 Speaker 1: six courses than a dessert, and then we're gonna make love. 153 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 2: Nope, yeah ay it happened. 154 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,160 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah well and finally, speaking of food, this is 155 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 1: a special gift to Jack. It has to do with 156 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,400 Speaker 1: a topic that came up on the show a couple 157 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 1: of times, a clip number of fifteen. Michael, let it rip. 158 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 5: Have you ever put butter on a pup time? 159 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 2: It's so freakin good. Have you ever put. 160 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 5: Butter on a pup time? If you haven't, better, thank 161 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 5: you should. Sitting in the kitchen one day and I 162 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 5: was itching to fill up my belly with the pipe 163 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 5: and hot jelly and the best damn treat in the world. 164 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,760 Speaker 2: He's talking top time, and. 165 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,480 Speaker 5: I saw a stick a butter ad It almost made 166 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 5: me shudder and scream like a baby girl. I don't 167 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:15,480 Speaker 5: want a giant pinis or a rocket trip to Venus. 168 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 5: I don't want to win the lottery. 169 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 2: I just want to squat and gobble. 170 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:21,120 Speaker 5: Tell him busy Ina wobble in the butterpruit and Joe's 171 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:24,160 Speaker 5: hot dream. So I've put butter on a pup dot. 172 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 5: Give me so friggin good. 173 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,640 Speaker 2: Have you ever put butter on a pup dot? 174 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 5: If you haven't been, I think you should. 175 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,440 Speaker 2: Everybody come along with us. Have you ever put butter 176 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:36,840 Speaker 2: on it? So dregging? 177 00:08:37,040 --> 00:08:37,319 Speaker 4: Good? 178 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 2: Have you ever butuch butter on her? 179 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:41,840 Speaker 5: If you haven't been, I think you should. 180 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:48,760 Speaker 1: The Great Fetter Seth MacFarlane is underrated. 181 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:54,199 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's pretty funny. So I'm not the 182 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 3: only person I thought I invented that. I thought I 183 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 3: was the only debauched human that ever thought. You know, 184 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,000 Speaker 3: it doesn't be good buttered. 185 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:06,160 Speaker 1: So Peter Griffin is your Look. He does it too right, 186 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,880 Speaker 1: that's interesting, It's okay. 187 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,040 Speaker 2: Peter Griffin does it. 188 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:15,719 Speaker 1: Shut up Joe, Well, I guess that's it.