WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Buttery Smooth 0:00:00.170 --> 0:00:01.730 Oh, I cannot wait for you to hear the brand 0:00:01.770 --> 0:00:04.330 new second date episode that is about to begin. 0:00:04.350 --> 0:00:04.420 Yes. 0:00:05.430 --> 0:00:08.770 Oh, God. The reason our listener had to stay physically 0:00:08.990 --> 0:00:11.459 so far away from the guy on the date is 0:00:11.539 --> 0:00:15.620 just hysterical to me. Yeah. You can't beat it. So 0:00:15.860 --> 0:00:17.720 that's about to begin. But before we do it, thank 0:00:17.739 --> 0:00:20.060 you for being here on the official podcast for the 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:23.759 second date update. And we love to highlight your comments. Yeah. 0:00:24.060 --> 0:00:26.160 I'm a little late on this one because you'll see why. 0:00:26.260 --> 0:00:29.139 Kendria said, hey, guys. This was a few days ago. 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:31.090 This is the last Second Aid update I'll listen to 0:00:31.110 --> 0:00:33.290 for a year and a half. I'm serving a church 0:00:33.330 --> 0:00:35.489 mission for months. I can't wait to hear all the 0:00:35.530 --> 0:00:38.010 amazing Second Aid updates when I come home. Thank you 0:00:38.030 --> 0:00:40.380 for everything. I'll see you in April 2028. 0:00:40.380 --> 0:00:40.740 Girl. 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:45.640 You can still listen to podcasts on a church mission, 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:45.960 can't you? 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:47.580 You got no Wi-Fi? What's going on? 0:00:47.659 --> 0:00:49.890 You won't get to hear this for two years. 0:00:50.110 --> 0:00:50.470 Yikes. 0:00:50.810 --> 0:00:53.030 Maybe we've actually been banned from all churches. 0:00:53.110 --> 0:00:53.530 Yeah. 0:00:53.610 --> 0:00:54.610 Not actually. 0:00:54.670 --> 0:00:56.950 What if puberty hits and my voice sounds different in 0:00:56.970 --> 0:00:57.410 two years? 0:00:57.450 --> 0:00:58.580 She's not going to recognize us. 0:00:58.590 --> 0:00:59.890 It's going to be exciting, though, for her. 0:00:59.970 --> 0:01:01.760 Yeah. 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:04.380 And for you. All right. Well, when you get here. 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:08.280 Let's get your brand new episode starting right now. 0:01:08.500 --> 0:01:11.360 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:14.429 A lot of people will look back after a first 0:01:14.510 --> 0:01:17.310 date and ask themselves, What did I do wrong? 0:01:18.209 --> 0:01:18.410 Yeah. 0:01:18.470 --> 0:01:21.670 Every single time, Jeff. You go into specifics. Was it 0:01:21.690 --> 0:01:25.729 something I said? Something I did? Or in today's case, 0:01:26.050 --> 0:01:27.630 was it something I smelled? 0:01:28.310 --> 0:01:31.230 Uh-oh. Wait. Smelled like or just, yeah. 0:01:31.330 --> 0:01:35.029 Our listener, Lindsay, emailed saying she thinks a certain smell 0:01:35.470 --> 0:01:37.229 may have been working against her. 0:01:37.450 --> 0:01:37.710 Uh-oh. 0:01:37.810 --> 0:01:41.430 And she's now asking for our help. Lindsay, welcome to 0:01:41.470 --> 0:01:41.810 the show. 0:01:42.900 --> 0:01:43.420 Thanks. 0:01:43.540 --> 0:01:44.200 Hey, you guys. 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:44.819 How are you? 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.000 You don't have to be embarrassed. It's happened to all 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:47.400 of us. 0:01:48.580 --> 0:01:50.110 I'm not sure about that. 0:01:51.210 --> 0:01:53.270 I think we're all thinking the same thing. 0:01:53.290 --> 0:01:54.309 I don't know. 0:01:54.550 --> 0:01:55.690 What's going on, Toots McGee? 0:01:58.230 --> 0:02:02.110 I'm sorry, Lindsay. I've worked with some very, very immature 0:02:02.170 --> 0:02:03.130 people on this show. 0:02:03.150 --> 0:02:04.690 That's what we're all thinking. 0:02:04.770 --> 0:02:05.410 Poop jokes. 0:02:05.550 --> 0:02:05.890 Great. 0:02:06.890 --> 0:02:09.050 Poop. It was just flatulence. 0:02:09.090 --> 0:02:09.380 Yes. 0:02:09.590 --> 0:02:13.139 So highbrow. Anyway, Lindsay, why don't you take us back 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:15.340 to the beginning? Get us on track. Who is this guy? 0:02:15.380 --> 0:02:15.980 Where'd you meet him? 0:02:16.530 --> 0:02:19.850 Yeah, his name is Robert. I met him on the app. 0:02:19.990 --> 0:02:23.100 He's cute and funny. And he's just someone that I 0:02:23.139 --> 0:02:25.360 really wanted to meet. I was really excited. 0:02:26.340 --> 0:02:28.440 So you still had hope. You still had hope in 0:02:28.460 --> 0:02:29.060 your dating life. 0:02:30.460 --> 0:02:33.320 Yeah, well, you can't lose hope. But I wanted to 0:02:33.380 --> 0:02:36.470 impress him. So I tried this new body lotion. This 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:38.710 lady at the store sold it to me. She said 0:02:38.730 --> 0:02:39.610 it would smell great. 0:02:40.290 --> 0:02:42.750 Oh, a new body lotion. 0:02:42.830 --> 0:02:43.990 That sounds wonderful. 0:02:44.010 --> 0:02:46.470 That's what you would think. You would think. But I 0:02:46.510 --> 0:02:49.230 put on too much and I didn't realize it until 0:02:49.250 --> 0:02:53.209 I was in the car. I smelled like a popcorn bucket. 0:02:53.230 --> 0:02:53.730 What? 0:02:54.010 --> 0:02:57.130 You smell like a bucket of buttered popcorn? I mean, 0:02:57.370 --> 0:02:58.050 it could be worse. 0:02:58.770 --> 0:03:02.190 No, I don't like to smell like food. And so 0:03:02.330 --> 0:03:03.810 I was very self-conscious. 0:03:04.500 --> 0:03:06.780 I bet you're in a state of panic when you realize, 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:08.760 because I understand what you mean. Like you put something 0:03:08.780 --> 0:03:10.480 on and you're like, oh, that smells good. It'll fade. 0:03:10.580 --> 0:03:12.980 And then you get in the car and it's just like, whoa, 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:14.239 that has not faded. 0:03:14.340 --> 0:03:14.620 Yeah. 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.690 You can't just like wipe it off. And so the 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:20.250 plan was to get something to eat. And I thought, oh, 0:03:20.290 --> 0:03:23.050 we can't do that. And so I just said, why 0:03:23.090 --> 0:03:24.670 don't we play tennis instead? 0:03:24.690 --> 0:03:25.290 Whoa. Tennis? 0:03:25.590 --> 0:03:27.169 Oh, the whole activity. What? 0:03:28.470 --> 0:03:29.730 You should have gone the other way and taken him 0:03:29.770 --> 0:03:31.990 to a movie theater, and then we wouldn't know who 0:03:32.010 --> 0:03:33.090 smelled like popcorn. 0:03:33.190 --> 0:03:35.530 You're like, this popcorn is fresh. 0:03:35.570 --> 0:03:36.930 That would have been good. 0:03:37.690 --> 0:03:40.660 So instead of being indoors for your day, you decide 0:03:40.700 --> 0:03:44.020 to do an outdoor activity where you're very far away 0:03:44.080 --> 0:03:47.740 from each other and have no chance of exchanging smells. Oh, 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:49.140 I didn't think of that. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:50.660 Girl, are you even dressed for this? 0:03:51.420 --> 0:03:53.220 I mean, I kind of was. I had like a 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:55.200 little dress on, but he was like, oh, I'm not 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:59.130 really dressed for this. But he still agreed. I did 0:03:59.150 --> 0:04:01.970 have a couple of rackets in my car. So we 0:04:02.010 --> 0:04:06.360 went to play some tennis. But then... I was sweating. 0:04:06.380 --> 0:04:09.910 And so then the sweat mixed with the buttery popcorn 0:04:09.970 --> 0:04:12.310 smell and like intensified it. Oh, wow. 0:04:12.430 --> 0:04:13.550 Extra salty butter. 0:04:13.990 --> 0:04:15.910 It was a bad smell. It was not good. I 0:04:15.950 --> 0:04:16.830 was really embarrassed. 0:04:17.570 --> 0:04:19.190 Did you bring it up to him at all? 0:04:19.510 --> 0:04:19.909 No. 0:04:19.930 --> 0:04:21.410 Did you smell anything weird? 0:04:21.450 --> 0:04:24.740 I only ask because I can't imagine you're able to 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:28.220 be yourself at any point during this date and have 0:04:28.279 --> 0:04:32.039 a good conversation because you're so self-conscious and in your 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:33.430 head about it. Right. 0:04:33.580 --> 0:04:36.229 And so, no, I didn't say anything about it. I 0:04:36.270 --> 0:04:39.110 just like we went to go have some drinks and apps. 0:04:39.210 --> 0:04:42.169 And I was like, OK, well, maybe if he's smelling food, 0:04:42.230 --> 0:04:46.100 then he won't smell my popcorn smell. So I even 0:04:46.130 --> 0:04:48.680 tried to call ahead and get food on the table 0:04:48.740 --> 0:04:50.299 ahead of time. But that didn't work. 0:04:51.540 --> 0:04:54.340 Did he ever bring up smelling something strange or no? 0:04:54.820 --> 0:04:58.340 No, he never said anything about it. And I'm hoping 0:04:58.380 --> 0:04:59.560 that he didn't even notice. 0:04:59.960 --> 0:05:01.240 Well, there's a chance. 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:04.330 He probably didn't. You were probably just being so weird 0:05:04.350 --> 0:05:07.010 the whole time and distant from him that he probably 0:05:07.050 --> 0:05:08.390 thinks that you don't even like him. 0:05:08.410 --> 0:05:12.080 That's possible because I didn't want to get close, you know? 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:12.700 Okay. 0:05:12.760 --> 0:05:15.180 But let's put the smells aside. Did you feel like 0:05:15.220 --> 0:05:16.660 you and Robert ever had a connection? 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:19.620 Well, yeah, I did feel that way. And we talked 0:05:19.670 --> 0:05:21.789 about our lives and we talked about how we're both 0:05:21.830 --> 0:05:25.050 super busy and he's out of town sometime for business. 0:05:25.110 --> 0:05:27.830 And he said he has a cat and I love cats. 0:05:27.930 --> 0:05:29.830 And I said, you know, if you ever need anyone 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:32.680 to stop by and feed your cat while you're away, 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:33.979 I'd be happy to do that. 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:35.440 Oh, that's a big invitation. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:38.140 Everything did seem positive, like we were going to hang 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:40.870 out again. And I would have kissed him, but we didn't. 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:42.590 I just didn't want to get that close. 0:05:45.210 --> 0:05:45.620 Okay. 0:05:45.700 --> 0:05:48.120 How close did you get to him? Like, cause I 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:50.760 am just imagining you always five feet away. 0:05:51.580 --> 0:05:54.979 No, I mean like right across the table or standing 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:57.080 a few inches away. I mean, that would have been 0:05:57.460 --> 0:06:00.340 too weird. It's just, I texted him and told him 0:06:00.380 --> 0:06:02.460 I had a great time. I wanted to see him again. 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.580 He said, sure. But then he never followed up and 0:06:05.620 --> 0:06:08.140 I've been checking in with him, but no response now 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:11.710 for two weeks. And I just wonder like, if this 0:06:11.790 --> 0:06:14.550 is salvageable or if it was because of the smell 0:06:14.610 --> 0:06:17.330 or whatever, I just, I want some kind of closure, 0:06:17.380 --> 0:06:17.690 you know? 0:06:17.710 --> 0:06:19.750 You could have used the popcorn meme in that text 0:06:19.779 --> 0:06:21.280 thread and it would have been different, you know, the 0:06:21.300 --> 0:06:22.219 person eating the popcorn. 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:23.419 If you would have put it out there. 0:06:23.540 --> 0:06:25.820 But then he might have thought, what is that about? Like, 0:06:25.860 --> 0:06:27.400 I don't even know if he really noticed. 0:06:27.500 --> 0:06:29.500 I know. I think you came across weird enough as 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:29.880 it was. 0:06:29.900 --> 0:06:30.000 Yeah. 0:06:32.710 --> 0:06:35.030 We could be the weird ones from this point on 0:06:35.070 --> 0:06:37.250 because now we get to call him and put the 0:06:37.290 --> 0:06:38.950 balls in his court, literally. 0:06:39.420 --> 0:06:42.099 Tennis balls. 0:06:42.140 --> 0:06:44.360 That's a smart reference that I just did there. You 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:46.780 came to the right show, Lindsay, so we're going to 0:06:46.820 --> 0:06:47.300 come back. 0:06:47.500 --> 0:06:50.320 Okay. You be weird. 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.280 We're going to do that when we call Robert for 0:06:52.339 --> 0:06:54.479 you and try to get you your second date update 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:55.360 right after this. 0:06:55.420 --> 0:06:55.710 Hold on. 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:59.390 Thank you. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. 0:07:00.630 --> 0:07:02.710 Welcome back to the Second Date Update. It's Brooke and 0:07:02.770 --> 0:07:05.350 Jeffrey in the morning. And we have a unique one 0:07:05.390 --> 0:07:09.010 today because one of our listeners, Lindsay, told us she 0:07:09.050 --> 0:07:11.630 put on way too much body lotion. 0:07:11.870 --> 0:07:12.350 A new one. 0:07:12.490 --> 0:07:15.680 And in her words, not mine, smelled like a buttery 0:07:15.740 --> 0:07:16.650 popcorn bucket. 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:17.120 Yeah. 0:07:17.180 --> 0:07:17.510 Yes. 0:07:17.710 --> 0:07:22.020 So mid-date, she decided to change it up and wanted 0:07:22.060 --> 0:07:24.800 to play tennis with her date, Robert, so that she 0:07:24.820 --> 0:07:26.240 could stay far away from him. 0:07:26.380 --> 0:07:26.680 It backfired. 0:07:26.700 --> 0:07:27.040 It backfired. 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:31.640 It totally backfired because when she started sweating from the tennis, 0:07:32.060 --> 0:07:35.520 it mixed with the buttery popcorn smell to create a 0:07:35.580 --> 0:07:39.040 whole new warm, salty, fervent smell. 0:07:39.180 --> 0:07:41.620 I mean, meanwhile, outside of the smell, he wasn't ready 0:07:41.660 --> 0:07:44.060 for tennis. He didn't come prepared for tennis. I imagine 0:07:44.100 --> 0:07:45.720 him on the other side of the court in like 0:07:45.780 --> 0:07:51.200 dress shoes and like cute jeans. Just try not to sweat. 0:07:51.240 --> 0:07:54.500 Which is good on him for being flexible. But eventually 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:57.390 they did go out for drinks. And Lindsay thought there 0:07:57.430 --> 0:07:59.790 was enough of a connection where for sure they'd be 0:07:59.830 --> 0:08:03.110 hanging out again. But that hasn't happened. So now she's 0:08:03.130 --> 0:08:05.010 come to us asking why. 0:08:05.380 --> 0:08:07.780 Yeah. Well, I don't know if she's asking why. I 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:08.720 think she's asking help. 0:08:10.220 --> 0:08:11.990 Yeah. I mean, no. Why? Why? 0:08:12.540 --> 0:08:15.020 I mean, to be honest, I don't because I tried 0:08:15.060 --> 0:08:17.360 to cover it up and he didn't say anything about it. 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:19.620 So I really don't even know if that's the reason. 0:08:19.860 --> 0:08:21.990 Yeah, he never said anything. 0:08:22.020 --> 0:08:24.010 It could be avoiding being close to him, too. 0:08:24.270 --> 0:08:24.530 Yeah. 0:08:24.570 --> 0:08:25.970 Yeah. 0:08:26.010 --> 0:08:27.550 Yeah. 0:08:27.670 --> 0:08:30.050 Well, I mean, this this will indicate that you're obviously 0:08:30.110 --> 0:08:32.290 into him, us calling him. So that that will definitely 0:08:32.309 --> 0:08:32.709 be helpful. 0:08:33.820 --> 0:08:35.980 I hope so, and if I get another date, I'm 0:08:36.059 --> 0:08:38.240 not wearing that body lotion, I promise. 0:08:38.420 --> 0:08:40.460 I'm not wearing it now, are you? Because I kind 0:08:40.500 --> 0:08:41.080 of smell something. 0:08:41.100 --> 0:08:41.820 Just throw it away. 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:45.920 Don't wear it anywhere, ever. You never know. At some point, 0:08:45.940 --> 0:08:47.780 you might need to smell like a bucket of popcorn. 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.179 If they go to a movie date. Halloween costume, Brooke? 0:08:50.360 --> 0:08:50.640 No. 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:51.720 No, girl. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.260 Yes, she's the popcorn inside of his bucket. 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:55.440 The popcorn trick? 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:56.000 Yeah. 0:08:56.140 --> 0:08:58.150 See, now Brooke's on the board. Anyway, we need to 0:08:58.179 --> 0:09:00.160 first get him to agree to go out on another 0:09:00.210 --> 0:09:02.030 date with you, so let's work on that first. I'm 0:09:02.050 --> 0:09:02.970 going to call him right now. 0:09:03.010 --> 0:09:12.510 Here we go. Hello. 0:09:13.630 --> 0:09:14.650 Hello, is this Robert? 0:09:16.110 --> 0:09:17.950 Speaking. Yo, hello, Robert. 0:09:17.990 --> 0:09:18.710 My name is Jose. 0:09:18.890 --> 0:09:21.250 Are you trying to have a deep voice off? 0:09:21.270 --> 0:09:21.910 Trying to match energy. 0:09:22.030 --> 0:09:24.650 I see, yeah. What's up, Robert? The whole show's here. 0:09:24.670 --> 0:09:27.280 Yo, good morning. I didn't tell him about the show yet. 0:09:27.460 --> 0:09:27.980 Oh, well. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:29.520 God, Jeff, do your job. 0:09:29.580 --> 0:09:29.900 Sorry. 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:32.640 Sorry, I got excited. Robert, we're a radio show. We're 0:09:32.660 --> 0:09:33.860 called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:09:34.610 --> 0:09:36.010 Did I win tickets or something? 0:09:36.170 --> 0:09:38.610 You sure did. But before we get to that, this 0:09:38.710 --> 0:09:41.540 is called a second date update. It's a segment that 0:09:41.580 --> 0:09:44.420 we do where if you've gone out with somebody and 0:09:44.460 --> 0:09:46.820 you're not getting a call back from them, you can 0:09:46.860 --> 0:09:49.059 reach out to our show and ask us to try 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:51.660 to get a hold of them for you. And so 0:09:51.860 --> 0:09:53.950 we're doing that for a woman that you went out 0:09:53.990 --> 0:09:54.829 with named Lindsay. 0:09:56.890 --> 0:09:59.910 Oh. Wow. Okay. 0:10:00.179 --> 0:10:04.260 Yeah it's weird well you kind of fell off with 0:10:04.300 --> 0:10:06.270 her right like you didn't you didn't hit her back 0:10:06.330 --> 0:10:08.230 and she had expressed wanting to see. 0:10:08.110 --> 0:10:14.390 You again Yeah, there's some stuff going on there. 0:10:14.790 --> 0:10:16.610 Well, we want you to tell us about it because 0:10:16.690 --> 0:10:19.600 Lindsay says it's been two weeks since your last hangout. 0:10:19.980 --> 0:10:22.120 There hasn't been a whole lot of communication since then, 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:23.240 and she's not sure why. 0:10:24.059 --> 0:10:25.300 We know a little bit. 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:27.230 We do, but we want to get your side of it. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:33.960 Okay. First off, we had a really good time. Oh, 0:10:33.970 --> 0:10:36.460 you did? Yeah. We had a good time, yes. 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:39.250 She told us how you kind of surprised, how she 0:10:39.270 --> 0:10:41.030 kind of surprised you with the tennis idea. 0:10:42.010 --> 0:10:44.650 Yeah, I mean, but I chalked that up to spontaneity. 0:10:44.670 --> 0:10:46.729 I figured, okay, she's spontaneous. It's one of the things 0:10:46.790 --> 0:10:48.400 I liked about her because she was just switching up 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:48.780 on me. 0:10:48.960 --> 0:10:50.580 Okay. 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:54.240 I mean, I was wearing work clothes, but we played 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:55.220 and it was fun. 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:55.740 Nice. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:57.770 So that was like a positive moment on the date 0:10:57.809 --> 0:10:58.050 for you? 0:10:58.860 --> 0:11:01.819 Yeah, but here's the thing. Like, there was something. I 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:04.640 couldn't figure it out at the time. There was something 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:06.760 about her that I knew her from somewhere. 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:07.100 Oh. 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:08.640 You know what I'm saying? You ever get that feeling 0:11:08.660 --> 0:11:10.720 like you know somebody, you met them before? 0:11:10.940 --> 0:11:13.120 That's weird, because she didn't feel that way about you. 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:16.810 I mean, she didn't mention anything to us about... Feeling 0:11:16.830 --> 0:11:18.230 like you two had met prior. 0:11:18.250 --> 0:11:21.170 All I can say is we was vibing. We was vibing. We, 0:11:21.190 --> 0:11:23.930 you know, we went and got some food after we 0:11:23.950 --> 0:11:27.600 played tennis or whatever. And I planned to see her again. Like, 0:11:27.620 --> 0:11:30.740 I had every intention to see her again. But. 0:11:30.820 --> 0:11:31.240 Really? 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:34.720 Later that night, it hit me, bro. 0:11:34.740 --> 0:11:35.360 Uh-oh. 0:11:35.420 --> 0:11:38.199 What? What are you? I knew I'd seen her before. 0:11:38.780 --> 0:11:41.830 You know this TikTok show? It's where people be squatting 0:11:41.870 --> 0:11:44.150 in houses and shit? I'm sorry. I'm like. 0:11:44.770 --> 0:11:45.590 That's okay. 0:11:45.630 --> 0:11:47.750 You're good, man. We want 20 more of those as 0:11:47.790 --> 0:11:48.190 you go. 0:11:49.010 --> 0:11:51.179 Did you say house squatters, like where they go in 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.720 and they just take over a home and pretend like 0:11:53.780 --> 0:11:54.240 it's theirs? 0:11:55.179 --> 0:11:57.300 No, and the dude who owns the house, he has 0:11:57.320 --> 0:12:01.770 to send somebody in there to basically push them out. Yeah. Bro. 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:04.900 She was on the show. 0:12:05.400 --> 0:12:07.990 As someone who owned a house that had a squatter 0:12:08.070 --> 0:12:08.320 in it? 0:12:08.809 --> 0:12:11.910 No, no, she was squatting. What? 0:12:12.030 --> 0:12:12.770 Wait, what? 0:12:13.090 --> 0:12:15.449 Wait, were you able to actually find the TikTok you 0:12:15.510 --> 0:12:16.390 were thinking of? 0:12:16.410 --> 0:12:18.490 I got it on my phone right now. I will 0:12:18.510 --> 0:12:21.949 text it to you right now. I'm telling you. She 0:12:21.990 --> 0:12:23.470 wouldn't leave this dude's house. 0:12:23.730 --> 0:12:29.280 Okay. So she's TikTok famous and that's why you're not 0:12:29.300 --> 0:12:29.730 in there? 0:12:30.250 --> 0:12:33.250 Intelligent when it comes to the law, Jeff. 0:12:33.390 --> 0:12:37.170 Okay, well, listen, we're jumping to a lot of conclusions here. 0:12:37.230 --> 0:12:38.270 This is all a legend. 0:12:38.290 --> 0:12:41.319 She's a scammer, bro. She's a scammer. 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:44.540 That's what you think. We don't know that. I haven't 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:46.220 seen the episode that you're talking about. 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:48.359 And not everything you see on TikTok is real either. 0:12:48.380 --> 0:12:50.500 Bro, give me your number right now, and I will 0:12:50.540 --> 0:12:51.360 give me your Instagram. 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:52.730 I will forward it to you. 0:12:52.850 --> 0:12:52.990 Okay. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:55.510 You're very heated. The thing is, we should at least 0:12:55.870 --> 0:12:58.730 ask Lindsay about this, and we can do it because 0:12:58.770 --> 0:13:01.110 she's on the phone with us right now waiting to 0:13:01.150 --> 0:13:03.490 talk to you. Swatting on the other line. Well, I 0:13:03.490 --> 0:13:07.050 didn't want to say that, but yeah. Lindsay, are you there? 0:13:07.070 --> 0:13:10.290 Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing. 0:13:10.390 --> 0:13:10.610 Wait. 0:13:10.670 --> 0:13:11.170 Wait. Wait. 0:13:12.350 --> 0:13:14.350 Lindsay, you know what he's talking about? 0:13:14.470 --> 0:13:17.430 Yeah, but it was all a misunderstanding. I can explain this. 0:13:17.929 --> 0:13:21.110 I told you you were a scammer. You're a scammer. 0:13:23.270 --> 0:13:26.530 I'm telling you. No, no, no. I'll tell you right now. 0:13:26.550 --> 0:13:29.580 Do you want to let me explain? 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.579 Robert, hold on. She says that there's an explanation for it. 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.460 What happened, Lindsay? You're really on the show? 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:38.360 Yes. My mom owns the house. It's a rental house 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:41.080 that I'm staying in. And we just disagreed on how 0:13:41.140 --> 0:13:44.220 much rent I should pay. And she wanted to embarrass 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:47.370 me by teaching me a lesson. I can't believe she 0:13:47.410 --> 0:13:47.890 did that. 0:13:48.330 --> 0:13:49.330 That was your mom? 0:13:49.350 --> 0:13:50.809 It's so stupid. 0:13:50.870 --> 0:13:52.809 Yes. I'm not a squatter. 0:13:52.950 --> 0:13:55.550 Why wouldn't you leave when they asked you to leave 0:13:55.590 --> 0:13:57.209 when that dude showed up with the truck and he 0:13:57.309 --> 0:13:58.530 asked you to leave and you wasn't leaving? 0:13:59.410 --> 0:14:02.660 You understand my mother owns the house. This is just 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:05.920 all so stupid. I'm not one of those squatters. 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:08.040 I don't believe that for one second, though. 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:09.970 I don't really even understand it. 0:14:09.980 --> 0:14:13.000 I didn't think she should even charge me rent at all. What? 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:15.740 I mean, I'm her daughter. I can't believe she did this, 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:18.700 you know? I'm not a squatter. I'm her own kid. 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:20.180 I can see that. Hold on. 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:23.400 Brooke, you charge your children to stay in your house, right? 0:14:23.420 --> 0:14:24.750 Well, starting in first grade. 0:14:24.870 --> 0:14:26.270 Yeah, exactly. 0:14:26.330 --> 0:14:28.710 Like, I don't get what you're saying. So you're living 0:14:28.810 --> 0:14:30.090 rent-free in your mom's house? 0:14:30.350 --> 0:14:33.610 No, not rent-free. We disagreed on the amount. 0:14:33.910 --> 0:14:36.860 Okay, and so then she contacted this TikTok dude who 0:14:36.900 --> 0:14:41.020 does squatters and lied to him. Is that what you're saying? 0:14:41.500 --> 0:14:43.600 To teach me a lesson and embarrass me. 0:14:44.030 --> 0:14:45.510 I don't think you have to lie. You can say, 0:14:45.530 --> 0:14:47.600 I own the house, my daughter won't leave, get her 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:48.120 out of there. 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:51.120 So what's that say to you? Your own mom's is 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:51.850 doing that. 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:54.300 Well, I think it says more about her and what 0:14:54.340 --> 0:14:56.500 a terrible mom she is. Like, would you do that 0:14:56.580 --> 0:14:59.220 to your own kid? Wow. 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:02.960 But Robert, I mean, listen, sure, you saw her on 0:15:02.980 --> 0:15:05.080 the episode of Squatters, but are you hearing her story? 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:06.780 Does that change how you feel about her? 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:08.720 No, you know what it makes me think about? It 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:10.360 makes me think about what she's trying to offer me 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:11.900 on the date. Because I told her I got a 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:13.990 cat and I be out of town a lot. And 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:16.550 she said she volunteered to just come and be my 0:15:16.590 --> 0:15:17.000 cat for me. 0:15:17.250 --> 0:15:17.630 Oh, wow. 0:15:18.250 --> 0:15:19.070