1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:08,559 Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:17,759 Speaker 1: this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment last stravaganza. 4 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:26,160 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist. Chris, Yes, 5 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 1: please tell us something from your search history that is 6 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,199 Speaker 1: a little you know, revealing about who you are. Okay, well, 7 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 1: most of the time on my search history, it's really 8 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:37,600 Speaker 1: just me looking for Colebrew got me like meme material, 9 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,479 Speaker 1: so like like you could probably see me searching for 10 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:48,320 Speaker 1: things like crazy photo or nineteen seventies keg party. Um, 11 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 1: but I figure another thing I searched for, and because 12 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: last time the metal detecting and the magnet fishing was 13 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: such a hit, I figure out might as we'll tell 14 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: you about a thing that I also searched for a 15 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:06,840 Speaker 1: lot um mud larking videos. Okay, what, okay, mud larking is. 16 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: It's in the same neighborhood as as magnet fishing and 17 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: metal detecting, except for mud larking. You don't even need 18 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:16,639 Speaker 1: any equipment. You just go. It's the Thames River in London, 19 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,959 Speaker 1: and the Thames River has had cities on it. You know, 20 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 1: active cities all along it since since two thousand years ago, 21 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,959 Speaker 1: So there's two thousand years of junk in that river 22 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,040 Speaker 1: and the when it's low tide in London, and I 23 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: guess they mud lark all along it, but mostly London. 24 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 1: They go down on the mud and look around and 25 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 1: find stuff. And and there's one woman named Nicola White 26 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 1: mud Lark and she's like the sex symbol of the 27 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: mud larking her videos, She's like, I mean, but the 28 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 1: thing is like there's nobody else like I mean, she's 29 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: default the hottest. I mean, she's the hot, but she 30 00:01:56,520 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: definitely thinks she's sexy, like from her pictures, Like does 31 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: she have an online presence? Like I don't think so. 32 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: But her name is Nicola White mud Lark. And what 33 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,880 Speaker 1: I love about going on the show also is I 34 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:10,079 Speaker 1: hope I'm driving traffic to these weirdos. Oh you are, 35 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: I'm looking right now Nicola White mud Lark. She also 36 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:16,640 Speaker 1: goes by Tideline Art because something she makes like uh 37 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 1: sometimes makes like fish and stuff out of stuff she 38 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:24,160 Speaker 1: finds like glass like and she finds old pipes mainly 39 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: like clay pipes like in the nineteenth century, eighteenth century 40 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 1: seventeenth century, sixteenth century, mostly a nervous breakdown. He won't stop. 41 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 1: He was good last time. No, but no, they didn't 42 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 1: have to paco in Europe until like it was like 43 00:02:43,919 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 1: sixteenth century which started or something, and they so everybody 44 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 1: smoked clay pipes and they threw them away like after 45 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:52,400 Speaker 1: one use, like these really pretty nice clay pipes. So 46 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 1: there are I mean, you gotta figure four centuries of drunk, 47 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: drunk people. All the bars were by the river. So 48 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 1: the river is just pretty much has an endless supply 49 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 1: of clay pipes. That's the one thing isn't go ahead. 50 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: Oh no, I was gonna say before, I remember you 51 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: talking about people who like check the rivers and like 52 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 1: where people river raft and you were really bummed out 53 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 1: that they were just pulling up like cell phones. Yes, 54 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:17,880 Speaker 1: and I feel and I remember, So this to you 55 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,359 Speaker 1: is more of a satisfying find, even if it's a 56 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 1: little clay pipe, because you just like a little bit 57 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: of history. I was about to say, Nicola is upset. 58 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: She is a little heavy on the clay pipes. From me, 59 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: there are certain other mud there's certain other mud larkers 60 00:03:32,160 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 1: that are she seems to only have eyes for clay pipes, 61 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: like she finds them and she never gets tired of 62 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: finding him. And she does a sort of and this 63 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: is not a joke, she does kind of a flirty, 64 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: somewhat sexual thing with pipe extraction. She's like, oh, a 65 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 1: pipe extraction. She's like, let's see how much pipe is 66 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 1: on that. It just might be a bowl, but let's 67 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,920 Speaker 1: see how much stam is left. And she pulls it 68 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 1: out kind of slow. I don't like that. I just 69 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: I don't want anything. I want to see clay pipe next. 70 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 1: I want to see the stuff. Yeah. I just like 71 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: the idea that she's so focused on pipes. Like in 72 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: one of the videos, she may have just been overlooking 73 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: like an actual like relic. Like it's like that looks 74 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,880 Speaker 1: like King Arthur's sword, and it's like, but this pipe. 75 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,320 Speaker 1: Do you see this pipe? Let's see if there's something 76 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 1: I think she's you know, she's a she's a she's 77 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 1: an attractive lady. I I cross checked it. She's a 78 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: she's a pretty lady. She's found her niche. Oh, let's 79 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: hook you up. Like I would be star struck. First 80 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 1: of all, I would be starstruck because I've seen her 81 00:04:34,040 --> 00:04:37,440 Speaker 1: on a screen. Anybody you see on a screen automatically 82 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:39,279 Speaker 1: your star struck by. So I've seen her a lot. 83 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 1: If it's on your cell phone in the subway, I 84 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 1: would totally yeah, I would freak out if I saw her. 85 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 1: And yes, I am somewhat interested in. Maybe it was 86 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 1: like a VIDCN or something in the UK. She's she's 87 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 1: going to be there. We should try, and you know, 88 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,599 Speaker 1: I'll tell you she's got kind of a consistent It 89 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,000 Speaker 1: looks like she wears the same outfit she does mud 90 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: larking outfit. Her outfit she's got she wears Chris, correct 91 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 1: me if i'm r. But she wears a white long 92 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 1: sleeved shirt with black stripes on it a lot, and 93 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 1: it seems to be like her like stripes type jeans. 94 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 1: And she like poses sometimes pretty suggestively next to her 95 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:19,279 Speaker 1: fine pose with the fine. She's always wearing galoshes, you know, 96 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:23,479 Speaker 1: like she's at work, but those galoshes are flirty and 97 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,159 Speaker 1: she knows it. She's at work, but she is ready 98 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,960 Speaker 1: to work anyway. So I have a crushed on her. 99 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,520 Speaker 1: I don't have a crush on I'll tell you who. 100 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: I don't have a crush on her. Friend Chill Bill, 101 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:36,720 Speaker 1: who's also who is also a mud larker and he 102 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 1: I just I can't deal with him at all. And 103 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,919 Speaker 1: he finds good ship. He actually has good eyes and 104 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: he finds better than pipes. But I'd rather watch Nicol 105 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: will find a pipe than Chill Bill find Chalice. He's 106 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,640 Speaker 1: just a freak, like, yeah, he's like the dark side 107 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 1: of you know, not everybody, not everybody who mud larks 108 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 1: and magnet fishes is charming. And chill Bill is one 109 00:05:57,800 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: of the ones that is not Nick. And his name 110 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:04,599 Speaker 1: is chill Bill, which I can't deal with chill And 111 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:08,039 Speaker 1: yes they hang out sometimes in the collab when they 112 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: getting videos together, I don't they don't like it. But 113 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 1: then again, chill Bill will find like an amulet. Well 114 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: well they'll regroup. And Nicol is always like I found 115 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,240 Speaker 1: I found nipes. It's like he's like I found an 116 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:25,359 Speaker 1: old Gudenberg Bible. I think exactly. So chill Bill has 117 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,960 Speaker 1: got a good eye, but I can't deal with that. 118 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 1: I don't like to work out. And then you know 119 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 1: the pros and cons. Nicola Great Pipe finds a little 120 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 1: too pipe centric and sometimes a little more suggestive than 121 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 1: it has to be. When you just find out all pipes. Yeah, 122 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,799 Speaker 1: but look, get it how you live, guys. Everyone's building 123 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:44,720 Speaker 1: their brand. I want to write a fan letter to Nicola. 124 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 1: This is a great movie. But I'm not the only one. 125 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,400 Speaker 1: There's no way she must have so many fan letters. 126 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:55,760 Speaker 1: Definitely the hottest person in the Mudlark, magnet fish, little 127 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 1: detecting worlds writer. A song that's how she's going to 128 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:02,800 Speaker 1: remember you. A song where she finds me in the 129 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:09,480 Speaker 1: moment just an old clay pipe. Is there a stem attached? 130 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 1: I don't even know. We make a video, like a 131 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: full video, like where I actually actually perfect and I'm 132 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:19,040 Speaker 1: wearing a speedo and I start doing karate. All right, 133 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 1: this is great. All right, let's talk about the millennial 134 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:28,200 Speaker 1: and gen Z generation. I'm guessing specifically it's younger millennials 135 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:33,000 Speaker 1: and gen Z because there is a trend where non 136 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 1: and low alcohol beverages are selling more and more and 137 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: alcoholic beverages are selling less and less. Yeah, and one. 138 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 1: And there's a few studies out there, if you polls 139 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: just sort of trying to check the drinking habits of 140 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,120 Speaker 1: you know, the generations, baby boomers, gen xers, millennials, gen Z. 141 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 1: And it says it respondents that were in their teens 142 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,640 Speaker 1: in early twenties were drinking over less per capita than millennials, 143 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 1: who drank less than baby boomers and gen xers did 144 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:01,680 Speaker 1: at the same age. So it's just kind of like 145 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 1: the trend. I wonder what the comparison is between gen 146 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 1: x and baby boomers. It's probably imagine maybe the same, 147 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 1: probably maybe a little less, but yeah, I think so. Uh. 148 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,920 Speaker 1: You know, in this article, a lot of the things 149 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:14,440 Speaker 1: they're pointing to is that it's most likely social media 150 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 1: because now all of these younger kids have grown up 151 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 1: with like the all seeing eye of sauron of social 152 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 1: media that like records everything into eternity, and you know, 153 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,800 Speaker 1: I want to spare themselves the embarrassment of doing anything 154 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: too stupid. But we still have Instagram pages like drowning people, 155 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:32,720 Speaker 1: drunk people doing stuff that you can laugh at. I 156 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,440 Speaker 1: grew up in America where I thought I would be 157 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,640 Speaker 1: able to get at least as fucked up as my 158 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:42,360 Speaker 1: parents generation, and now no, that's yeah. I do wonder 159 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 1: how much of it as economics. Maybe it's just because 160 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:47,960 Speaker 1: millennials are lazy, right, and they can't be bothered to 161 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,800 Speaker 1: raise that glass to their mouth that many times exactly 162 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,560 Speaker 1: the dainty hands. The other thing you always hear about 163 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:56,680 Speaker 1: millennials and gen Z is that their anxiety and social 164 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 1: anxiety are rising. And another thing that's been coming out 165 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:04,840 Speaker 1: recently is that they don't have as much sex as 166 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:09,720 Speaker 1: previous generation. Right, all of this is way wrong. They 167 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:13,680 Speaker 1: should have interviewed me then, man, But that's I mean, 168 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,680 Speaker 1: there's your problem right there is if you wanna do 169 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 1: you think do you think it might be better access 170 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:23,439 Speaker 1: to better weed? Yeah, that's another thing they do say. 171 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,680 Speaker 1: It's like weed also has a part into it too, 172 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:28,840 Speaker 1: because I know, like I don't drink anymore. Um. And 173 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 1: a lot of it is social media though, because it's 174 00:09:30,559 --> 00:09:32,920 Speaker 1: like I'm trying to be a professional comedian. I don't 175 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 1: need to be drunk tweeting, right, you know, so just 176 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,360 Speaker 1: doing stories where it's like a selfie vidit You're like, 177 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,599 Speaker 1: what I try to get a job on like the 178 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:45,760 Speaker 1: Daily Show and they're like this is the guy you? Um. 179 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,800 Speaker 1: But yeah, because also, like you know, weed would maybe 180 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,880 Speaker 1: also account for less sex. Man, people are just getting 181 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:55,199 Speaker 1: stone and watching movies. I don't know if it's a 182 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,280 Speaker 1: myth or two, but in high school you say, like, dude, 183 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:01,800 Speaker 1: when you're high, your wing gets bigger, like when you 184 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:06,040 Speaker 1: have an erection. Pretty sure, I'm pretty sure you just 185 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:09,520 Speaker 1: had a very crafty drug dealer. Yeah. Well I wasn't 186 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:15,760 Speaker 1: one selling it, so I was like the one being like, actually, dude, 187 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:18,720 Speaker 1: I was. My connect was like, yo, it's like it 188 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 1: makes it just smoke before bro makes it bigger. The 189 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 1: one thing that I'm curious is like, is that a 190 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:27,319 Speaker 1: hindrance for kids? Right? Like we didn't necessarily grow up 191 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,640 Speaker 1: at least when I was like in high school in 192 00:10:29,679 --> 00:10:32,840 Speaker 1: college of like the threat, the existential threat of being 193 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:35,720 Speaker 1: caught on snapchat or whatever, and I think you always 194 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,720 Speaker 1: care free to extend. I don't know if that weighs 195 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,840 Speaker 1: on people or if that's just sort of an accepted 196 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 1: thing because we live in different times. But in my mind, 197 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, I wonder if that kind of sucks 198 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:46,079 Speaker 1: you up though, too. And you always there's like this, 199 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:50,880 Speaker 1: you know, uh, neighborhood community, nanny state or surveillance state 200 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: around you. There were definitely times when I would get 201 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,120 Speaker 1: sucked up and then look at pictures from that night 202 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,880 Speaker 1: and be like, oh, yeah, I look terrible. My eyes 203 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:02,160 Speaker 1: look it and like if I was not the only 204 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:05,360 Speaker 1: person commenting on those pictures, uh, then yeah, I could 205 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,840 Speaker 1: imagine that would have been a little extra incentive to Uh. 206 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,440 Speaker 1: I also wonder though, like because I think I feel 207 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:14,400 Speaker 1: like our parents, my parents generation and stuff like, it 208 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,400 Speaker 1: was still it was still a deal where you just 209 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,679 Speaker 1: kind of you go through the motions of life right 210 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:20,520 Speaker 1: where you graduate high school, so then you go to 211 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:23,320 Speaker 1: college and then you meet if you're a man, you 212 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,240 Speaker 1: meet a partner in college. You then you get married, 213 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,120 Speaker 1: then you start a family, and then you work, and like, 214 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,320 Speaker 1: all these things are things that people are just sort 215 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,800 Speaker 1: of doing and maybe don't necessarily like it, but they're 216 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,400 Speaker 1: doing it, and alcohol kind of helps you cope with it. 217 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 1: And I think younger people are maybe searching for a 218 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:41,400 Speaker 1: deeper meaning in life and so or maybe more like well, 219 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:45,760 Speaker 1: if I, if I am a freelancer, I don't necessarily 220 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,560 Speaker 1: need to drink the pain away because I'm not clocking 221 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:49,760 Speaker 1: into a factory job that I hate, as a family 222 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:54,880 Speaker 1: that I didn't necessarily want. Right, it's a less compartmentalizing 223 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:58,559 Speaker 1: and more just being away. I think we're more likely 224 00:11:58,559 --> 00:12:01,120 Speaker 1: to like, you know, drinks him with croise and eat 225 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 1: a little Molly and be like, what do you think 226 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:07,199 Speaker 1: our lives could be if we dream hard enough? Like 227 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,360 Speaker 1: a travel influence. Yeah, and as you referenced when you're 228 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:14,679 Speaker 1: talking about your your search history, Kenny, I feel like 229 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:19,280 Speaker 1: boredom is like alcohol and sex are. Sometimes the solution 230 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,760 Speaker 1: is just boredom, just not having anything to do. And 231 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,920 Speaker 1: I think now that we have so much more, like 232 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:28,320 Speaker 1: we don't mind waiting in lines because we're never we 233 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,360 Speaker 1: never have to be bored. And I'm sure there has 234 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,400 Speaker 1: something to do with it too. It's just like there 235 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:36,280 Speaker 1: are healthier ways to pass the time than getting blacked out. Yeah, 236 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,800 Speaker 1: and maybe like access to porn at a younger age 237 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,800 Speaker 1: is messing up our sex drives, you know, because beating 238 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,000 Speaker 1: off since you're a teenager to the craziest things you've 239 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,640 Speaker 1: ever seen, and then you go to have sex for 240 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:50,240 Speaker 1: the first time and it's just like missionary and you're 241 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:55,360 Speaker 1: done in twenty seconds. Yeah, this isn't as yea sucks. Hey, 242 00:12:55,360 --> 00:13:00,920 Speaker 1: can I bring my laptop in here? There's your solution. Well, 243 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,520 Speaker 1: let's move on to something that Lacy can get really 244 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:06,880 Speaker 1: syncre teeth into, because I just read a headline that 245 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,000 Speaker 1: basically let me just read this headline from Daily Beast 246 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:12,160 Speaker 1: because it explains it all. Right. There you see Santa 247 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:16,199 Speaker 1: Cruz student sold drugs through mobile gaming app. Feds say, 248 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,840 Speaker 1: now we wonder what what are we talking about here? Well, 249 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:23,680 Speaker 1: Colin Howard, who's eighteen year old freshman at UC Santa Cruz. 250 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,360 Speaker 1: He was He's been indicted by Fredero grand jury for 251 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:30,080 Speaker 1: quote distribution and possession with intend to distribute cocaine and methamphetamy. 252 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:35,640 Speaker 1: And the way it happened was that the investigators, the prosecutors, 253 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:39,840 Speaker 1: alleged that last fall, he had developed a game, a 254 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:42,320 Speaker 1: mobile gaming app called Banana Plug. And if you know 255 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,120 Speaker 1: anything about UC Santa Cruz, Sammy the banana slug is 256 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: a school's mascot. Or if you remember pulp fiction, I 257 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,679 Speaker 1: think it was John Travolta's characters wearing you see sand 258 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:54,480 Speaker 1: Crews banana slug sweater. Anyway, that's why first, anyway, that's 259 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:58,240 Speaker 1: that's not necessary, it's not here now. Context on the app. 260 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,760 Speaker 1: The way it worked is it would prompt users to 261 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 1: change all the tiles basically like move around, like one 262 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,319 Speaker 1: of those puzzle tile games where you had to rearrange 263 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,720 Speaker 1: it to make the thing. And when you put them 264 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,720 Speaker 1: all into like electrical plugs. You could win a game. 265 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:14,360 Speaker 1: And it advertised things like molly and shrooms or whatever. 266 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,960 Speaker 1: And it invited like the users to make special requests. 267 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,160 Speaker 1: So he was like slapping like posters all around campus 268 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,640 Speaker 1: like use this app. And it was a way for basically, 269 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:26,440 Speaker 1: I think, people to communicate with him on like what 270 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:31,040 Speaker 1: they wanted in a very clever way. Let me just say, 271 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,600 Speaker 1: what is this man's name? His name is Colin Howard. 272 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:37,960 Speaker 1: Colin Howard. Shout out to a king, Shout out to 273 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,320 Speaker 1: let me tell you something about Colin that I really 274 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:45,520 Speaker 1: funk with. Colin cornered his market. He said, I'm selling uppers, 275 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,320 Speaker 1: I'm selling I'm selling you know, psychedelics. People who love 276 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,120 Speaker 1: video games, they love to be up all night. They 277 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 1: love they love a sensation. You know they do. And 278 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:59,000 Speaker 1: so he made something. First of all, he used such ingenuity. 279 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,360 Speaker 1: It should be in Look on Valley because where else 280 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,040 Speaker 1: is apps and and drugs going to make such a 281 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:07,600 Speaker 1: beautiful marriage other than silicon Yeah? Well' here. The problem 282 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:11,160 Speaker 1: is if he's convicted on these charges, he is looking 283 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:16,320 Speaker 1: at multiple decades in prison, college, and up to ten 284 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,840 Speaker 1: million dollars. Let's let's get his go fund we started 285 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:21,720 Speaker 1: for his legal representation. I mean, look, it's so because 286 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,560 Speaker 1: it's one of those things where it's like, of course 287 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,440 Speaker 1: this like younger people now are getting even clever, more 288 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,239 Speaker 1: clever about how they're trying to go about their shadiness, 289 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:33,160 Speaker 1: and they're like, dude, I designed a fucking game. It's 290 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,800 Speaker 1: still I think as of like Tuesday or Wednesday, it 291 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:38,440 Speaker 1: was still in the app store for people to use 292 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,320 Speaker 1: in the app store. He got it on the Apple 293 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 1: for not evening Android. This drug dealing app was Now 294 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:48,720 Speaker 1: let me just say this. Now, remember that Stanford Swimmer 295 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,800 Speaker 1: that they let off the fucking hook after being a grizzly, gross, 296 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:55,560 Speaker 1: nasty motherfucker. This is who you should let off the hook. 297 00:15:55,600 --> 00:16:00,520 Speaker 1: Because Colin has gifts for the world. You put in 298 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:04,360 Speaker 1: an NBA program free of charge, free of charge, and 299 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,840 Speaker 1: let him develop his skill so that he can bless 300 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,080 Speaker 1: us all with his talents, and you put these other 301 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:15,000 Speaker 1: nasty motherfucker's away. Okay, can we at least use whiteness? Right? Okay, 302 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:18,840 Speaker 1: I'm assuming college wife. I'm hoping so because then he 303 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,720 Speaker 1: may get off. If there's anybody who I want to 304 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:23,400 Speaker 1: get privileged it's colage. Please. I mean, look, you shout 305 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:29,360 Speaker 1: out to the banana appo, the banana app banana plug. Yeah, 306 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:32,920 Speaker 1: he's a yeah, he's he's a white teenager. And we 307 00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,200 Speaker 1: know that plug is another term for drug. The plug 308 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:39,640 Speaker 1: is the person who gets the drugs. Please, yes, please 309 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,400 Speaker 1: tell people if you're not familiar with the plug. Yeah. 310 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,640 Speaker 1: So the word the plug is actually who is connected, 311 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,720 Speaker 1: see plugged in to the drugs. So whoever your plug 312 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:52,840 Speaker 1: is is whoever gets you, who sorts you out? Yeah? Who? 313 00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 1: And it can be for clothes, supplies you. Yeah, the 314 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,400 Speaker 1: plug can be anything. The plug can be shoes, clothes, 315 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,600 Speaker 1: good mortgage. Fine, Okay, Colin got a Chrol Magnum forehead, 316 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,680 Speaker 1: and that's making me worry about him a little bit. 317 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:09,040 Speaker 1: Might be a murderer. Does have arresting murderer? Can I 318 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:14,960 Speaker 1: see he does? You have a Lacroix sticker on your listen? Wow, 319 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,919 Speaker 1: God bless you have some prayer hands. Yes, really, I 320 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:22,760 Speaker 1: really leveled up Colin. I'm just gonna google in research 321 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:27,000 Speaker 1: Colin Howard drugs. There he is. Okay, Yeah, I take 322 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,720 Speaker 1: it all back, everybody, everything I just said. I thought 323 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:33,400 Speaker 1: he would be a little would I retracted all my statements. 324 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:39,159 Speaker 1: I delete everything. I just said. He he needs to 325 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:42,000 Speaker 1: go to jail. Yeah, well yeah I was hoping he was. 326 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,640 Speaker 1: If they're locking up kids of color for that ship, 327 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,720 Speaker 1: I mean, look, yeah, he got to go under the jail. 328 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:52,040 Speaker 1: I take it all. Wow. Seeing like that, we Jamie, 329 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,320 Speaker 1: I think it's time for and are on a Grande 330 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:57,760 Speaker 1: update because this is a story that intersects directly with 331 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:00,919 Speaker 1: your brand. This is yeah, this one, this one. This 332 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,480 Speaker 1: story was sent to me approximately nine times last week, 333 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:07,520 Speaker 1: so I figure I'll just you know, everyone thinks it's 334 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:12,320 Speaker 1: their fucking idea. Anyways, there's Ariana Grande Zamboni news technically 335 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:16,640 Speaker 1: a few news cycles ago. But someone unearthed this sports 336 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:21,680 Speaker 1: column from and Boca Ratone is how you say that 337 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:24,760 Speaker 1: that is uh, five year old Ariana today? How else 338 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:29,879 Speaker 1: would you have said it? Are you really said I was? 339 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:37,359 Speaker 1: I was, said Bocca, right, okay, right on, right on. 340 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 1: I just like that, like I just like to know 341 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:45,320 Speaker 1: it's in people's minds. Okay. So they found this old 342 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:53,920 Speaker 1: news clip, so the Baca rating. Uh, basically, it's a 343 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:56,400 Speaker 1: story about Ariana Grande when she's five years old. She's 344 00:18:56,440 --> 00:19:00,840 Speaker 1: on a Zamboni it's a spectacular picture, but the story 345 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:05,640 Speaker 1: attached to it is interesting, where it basically says that 346 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,000 Speaker 1: Ariana Grande, she used to go to a lot, a 347 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,080 Speaker 1: lot of hockey games with her parents when she was young, 348 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,399 Speaker 1: and she got hit by two hockey pucks in a year. 349 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,320 Speaker 1: Like this five year old girl, she's just a little 350 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:20,840 Speaker 1: puck magnet. Where was a hittern't she like grew up rich? 351 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:25,200 Speaker 1: I'm sure they had great Like you gotta get good 352 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,120 Speaker 1: seats to get hit by a puck that much. That's 353 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:30,920 Speaker 1: puck privilege. Was an announcer like have a puck fly 354 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:35,040 Speaker 1: by his face recently? Yeah, so she was an announcer seat, 355 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,880 Speaker 1: she was in good seats. So that's but she did. 356 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,040 Speaker 1: She did get like hit by hockey pucks twice in 357 00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:42,960 Speaker 1: a year, which is a rough start. I mean you 358 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,600 Speaker 1: think was rough for her. She got hit by hockey 359 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:51,119 Speaker 1: pucks in But there's a cute yeah her. There's like 360 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,000 Speaker 1: a quote from her dad that's like, what are the 361 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 1: odds of this happening? It's so crazy that my daughter 362 00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:00,760 Speaker 1: keeps getting hit by hockey pucks up but him like 363 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,000 Speaker 1: trying to he's signaling that there may be a lawsuit. 364 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:05,920 Speaker 1: He is just no. They I guess that they were 365 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,479 Speaker 1: bought up pretty easy. They were just like, yeah, throwing 366 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,480 Speaker 1: the zamboni and we're cool, which is a great problem 367 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:15,840 Speaker 1: solving because she was a two time puck victim. They 368 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,200 Speaker 1: were like, okay, let's get you on the ice right 369 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,520 Speaker 1: before your parents get lititchen. Yeah. I think that they 370 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,080 Speaker 1: were just like, let's not upset the rich parents, Let's 371 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:26,679 Speaker 1: put the cute kid on the zamboni and hope for 372 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,800 Speaker 1: the best. And it worked because she's a star. You know, 373 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,639 Speaker 1: maybe getting hippy hockey pux means that, you know, you 374 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:36,520 Speaker 1: got that appointment from God by a lot of birds. 375 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:43,719 Speaker 1: I want to know what that means. Yeah, no, no, anyways, 376 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:46,560 Speaker 1: that reminded me of Simon Birch. Just take a frozen rope, 377 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,480 Speaker 1: like straight to the dome or what. No. There was 378 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,520 Speaker 1: like a minor minor league team and it was like 379 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,680 Speaker 1: the team that you would go to before the minor leagues. 380 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 1: It was called the Brockton Rocks and it cost like 381 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,240 Speaker 1: two dollars to go. So the Brockton Rocks, the yeah, 382 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:04,040 Speaker 1: the Boca were talks, but we would go because it 383 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,480 Speaker 1: costs two dollars ago and I was I no, matter 384 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,840 Speaker 1: where I s at, I get hit by a baseball 385 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:14,240 Speaker 1: by the minor minor league, So I will boost. Remember 386 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,600 Speaker 1: the player who yeh boosts, I'll put him on blast. 387 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,760 Speaker 1: I'm snitching on everyone today, so I will boost as 388 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,959 Speaker 1: fucking beat me in the head with a but I 389 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,840 Speaker 1: was fine, Okay, well good, I'm glad to know you've 390 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,440 Speaker 1: healed well. All right, Well with that, let's take a 391 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:37,919 Speaker 1: quick break and we will get back to it. And 392 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,639 Speaker 1: we're back. Let's get into some actual pressing news because 393 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:45,560 Speaker 1: Taco Bell. Yes, everything that's pressing for me, it starts 394 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,880 Speaker 1: with the sendence Taco Bell. They have announced a new 395 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,639 Speaker 1: menu item and we were talking last week are actually 396 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,720 Speaker 1: the beginning of this week about the great French fry 397 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,480 Speaker 1: debate and how Taco Bells fries were like ranked as 398 00:21:57,560 --> 00:21:59,800 Speaker 1: like a contender for a good like on the decent 399 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:02,040 Speaker 1: end of the fry spectrum. So they've kicked it up 400 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:06,840 Speaker 1: a notch and they have released steak rattlesnake fries. I'm 401 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:12,159 Speaker 1: excited now. They let me let me tell you they're fries, sauce, 402 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:17,080 Speaker 1: steak hallapenos and creamy halapeno sauce, which seems a little 403 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:20,159 Speaker 1: redundant to have cheese sauce hallepenos and then a creamy 404 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 1: hallepeno sauce. Well, let's well, the cheese sauce is very 405 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,080 Speaker 1: rigid and solid is the issue. It's just more of 406 00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:30,240 Speaker 1: a change forms pretty quickly. Ye starts as a liquid 407 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:34,840 Speaker 1: and quickly becomes a solid into like COLK construction colk 408 00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:38,520 Speaker 1: you hit ship out of that l and I to 409 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:42,720 Speaker 1: be like cock really call im? Um? Yeah? So I 410 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,640 Speaker 1: mean they were test marketed, are tested in the Columbus, 411 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:49,600 Speaker 1: Ohio area, and now a Friday, Hello, February Hello, for 412 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 1: a limited time only, they're going to have them, and 413 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,800 Speaker 1: I think we're gonna have to try um because you 414 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,959 Speaker 1: know I love Taco Bell fries. I like that this 415 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,200 Speaker 1: was advertised as they are once again quote once again 416 00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:03,920 Speaker 1: challenging the Fried paradigm. Yeah, which is from their email. Yeah, 417 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,560 Speaker 1: your dad like holy sh it. Yeah, Like that's me 418 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,880 Speaker 1: when I when I say something that my mom would 419 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 1: disagree and like once again challenging the Jill paradigm. This 420 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,960 Speaker 1: brave new disgusting food I'm going to eat. I'm sure 421 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,320 Speaker 1: that email that had the challenging the Fried paradigm line 422 00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,800 Speaker 1: and it began with they said it couldn't be done. Nay, 423 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:30,240 Speaker 1: they said it shouldn't be done you rattlesnake fries and 424 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,680 Speaker 1: also comes like in a burrito form. Well they just 425 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,040 Speaker 1: wrap that sh up in a tortilla. I like that 426 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,800 Speaker 1: only interesting. Yeah, oh yeah, because like jeez fries, you 427 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:44,679 Speaker 1: have to eat with a fork. Your fingers are just yeah, 428 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 1: p O D. I am a little concerned about the scare. Man, 429 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,960 Speaker 1: I am a little concerned about the steak, but I'm 430 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:55,400 Speaker 1: always kind of concerned about the steak at taco about. Yeah, 431 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,640 Speaker 1: I don't you know. I would be fine with just 432 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,359 Speaker 1: the whatever that crumbled meats substances that's in like a 433 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:05,800 Speaker 1: soft taco. Yeah, yeah, whatever. The mystery, Like my my 434 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:12,880 Speaker 1: system is fully steak. It's like chunks. Can I get 435 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:18,280 Speaker 1: my fries medium rare? And what cut of meat is that? 436 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:24,520 Speaker 1: Is it? It's part of the Well, thank you so 437 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:28,239 Speaker 1: much for clarifying that. Well, no problem, I am an 438 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:33,280 Speaker 1: official representative about talking about it's actually poo oh bless you. 439 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,840 Speaker 1: And I want to talk just very quickly about a 440 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,080 Speaker 1: new device that I saw on the internet that I'm 441 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,720 Speaker 1: not sure we need but maybe we do. And it's 442 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:46,119 Speaker 1: called the peanut butter pump. Oh, I thought you were 443 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,679 Speaker 1: going for some freaky, some freaky ship. This is freaky 444 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,200 Speaker 1: to me, okay, because I realized now that like peanut 445 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,480 Speaker 1: allergies are really out of control and I'm not sure why. 446 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,320 Speaker 1: I'm sure there is a study I haven't bothered to 447 00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,919 Speaker 1: look into why that is. Because like one of the 448 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,120 Speaker 1: first baseball stadiums, like in Connecticut, it's like a minor 449 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,520 Speaker 1: league ball field, they completely banned peanuts or anything to 450 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,119 Speaker 1: do with peanuts from the stadium, which to me, like 451 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,240 Speaker 1: baseball seems like a sport if you have a peanut 452 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,480 Speaker 1: allergy you just avoid because it's so peanut late and 453 00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,719 Speaker 1: everything's about peanuts. It's in the songs. There's a peanut 454 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,879 Speaker 1: guy at every stadium that has a unique way by 455 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,920 Speaker 1: the planters guy every time you go to baseball game. Yeah, 456 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,399 Speaker 1: that is one way to put it. Yes, But so 457 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,680 Speaker 1: this peanut pump, now I would like peanut, Yes, peanuts 458 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:34,480 Speaker 1: pump by me some tofu and crack or jack exactly. 459 00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,720 Speaker 1: It's just like it's like a pump that you just 460 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,919 Speaker 1: attached to the top of your skippy jar and just 461 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,280 Speaker 1: push it out and use it on. Now, I kind 462 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:44,480 Speaker 1: of do like the idea because in one way, it 463 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 1: makes applying peanut to a slice of bread a little 464 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:50,320 Speaker 1: bit easier and you're not using knives. And also if 465 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,400 Speaker 1: you're if you're like wrist is fucked up or something, 466 00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,480 Speaker 1: you don't have the strump to get it out the 467 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,200 Speaker 1: jar like on your own, this could be good for you. 468 00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,040 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't see anything. The first thing I 469 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,199 Speaker 1: thought of and I saw, I was like, oh, this 470 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,600 Speaker 1: would be great for cafeterias. But I guess cafeterias aren't 471 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 1: really serve you peanut butter, right they I felt like, well, 472 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,000 Speaker 1: back in back in my day, it just used to 473 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,400 Speaker 1: be a big ass thing with a loose knife next 474 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,600 Speaker 1: to it, and you just do it d I y style, 475 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,480 Speaker 1: have like a big tub of peanut butter. This is 476 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,119 Speaker 1: more sanitary and also more efficient. You can do it 477 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,159 Speaker 1: faster exactly. So anyway, they were raising money on indie 478 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,120 Speaker 1: go go for like they want a twenty k. They 479 00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,720 Speaker 1: already like smashed that goal for five bucks. It could 480 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:29,119 Speaker 1: be years they're already like forty or something like, but 481 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:30,720 Speaker 1: they want to let you know from their f a Q, 482 00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,720 Speaker 1: Yes it works on crunchy peanut butter Yes, it works 483 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,400 Speaker 1: on other nut butters or quote similar products. A full 484 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:41,240 Speaker 1: pump currently dispenses one and a half table spoons a 485 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,840 Speaker 1: though that is subject to change in the final design. Yes, 486 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,720 Speaker 1: it works with most standard jars. No, the pump is 487 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:50,640 Speaker 1: not recommended for natural peanut butters with oil separation. Again, 488 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,879 Speaker 1: if you got if you have an allergy, though, you 489 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,200 Speaker 1: don't want to have peanuts stuff spread all over the 490 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,119 Speaker 1: knives and should I guess you can put in like 491 00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:01,240 Speaker 1: you can use it for new Tela. Yeah, there we go. 492 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:05,800 Speaker 1: We're thinking couple of questions trend. One question is you're 493 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,080 Speaker 1: gonna have to push down so fucking hard on that 494 00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:12,200 Speaker 1: thing that you're that ship doesn't call peanut butter doesn't 495 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,960 Speaker 1: go through a tube unless it's some kind of loose 496 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,320 Speaker 1: peanut butter. I think it has to be. I think 497 00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,720 Speaker 1: that's part of probably what the design is because could 498 00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,840 Speaker 1: you imagine if they were so shortsighted, like just take 499 00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 1: the thing from like fucking catchup at it, like they 500 00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:29,520 Speaker 1: probably they probably just want the Indie Go go money. 501 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,760 Speaker 1: And what do they have to do that they have 502 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,440 Speaker 1: to give everybody to give it the money? A pump 503 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,879 Speaker 1: or something that's all so they got a lot of 504 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:40,719 Speaker 1: money some ketchup pumps and say good luck. Okay, coldber 505 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:45,760 Speaker 1: is really hitting now, it's a concy. I don't think 506 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,239 Speaker 1: it's conspiracy. It's making me excited about doing some kind 507 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,879 Speaker 1: of scam like that myself. Right, just like a thing 508 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,960 Speaker 1: you can't deliver on the thing that already exists, like 509 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,639 Speaker 1: a pump that you have in a ketchup thing that 510 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,359 Speaker 1: you can excel the people for fifty dollars or whatever. 511 00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,000 Speaker 1: Maybe not, but I just don't understand how you crowd 512 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:05,399 Speaker 1: ending baby. Yeah, hey there's you know, politicians are doing it. 513 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,680 Speaker 1: Peanut butter fans are doing it. It's the way of 514 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,440 Speaker 1: the future. Yeah, just doing yeah bunk indigog campu. I 515 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:13,399 Speaker 1: just think it's I haven't find it hard to believe it. 516 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 1: You're gonna able to pump peanut butter through a tube 517 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,480 Speaker 1: like okay, well you know what, we'll have to Maybe 518 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:18,720 Speaker 1: someone will buy this one and we can do a 519 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,640 Speaker 1: test with you. Will be a developing story and that'll 520 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:27,199 Speaker 1: inspire your next bunk product. The condom remover trying to 521 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:32,240 Speaker 1: get a condom off. What had the same condom on 522 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,240 Speaker 1: for months? Like, I don't know how to get it off. 523 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,200 Speaker 1: I keep putting new ones on top. Is that okay? 524 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:44,560 Speaker 1: Is that safe has nine kids? Okay, guys, let's talk 525 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:48,880 Speaker 1: about the fried ranking controversy that has swept our very nation. 526 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:54,320 Speaker 1: So the l A Times released a matrix that basically 527 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:59,040 Speaker 1: ranked all the fries on a continuum of the two 528 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:04,680 Speaker 1: accesses are better texture, better taste, and McDonald's is in 529 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,320 Speaker 1: the upper right hand corner in terms of having a 530 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:11,080 Speaker 1: good taste, good texture. I think five guys is probably 531 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:15,280 Speaker 1: five guys rank number one, then McDonald's, then Del Taco, 532 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,520 Speaker 1: then Steak and Shake, Arby's, Carl's Junior Dairy, Queen Wendy's 533 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:22,920 Speaker 1: Shake Shack in the in the top, the top grew. 534 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:26,760 Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I like five guys. I get 535 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,640 Speaker 1: it seems good. They use real potatoes. I like it 536 00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 1: feels like a real It almost feels like it's like 537 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,320 Speaker 1: a restaurant fry rather than a fast food french fry. 538 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,280 Speaker 1: McDonald's I think is great, but I think there are 539 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,680 Speaker 1: I'm just sort of disappointed that there's some omissions on here. Okay, 540 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,680 Speaker 1: this is arguably the worst reporting that l A Time 541 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:48,840 Speaker 1: has ever done, and that's saying, so, hey, what what what? 542 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:52,160 Speaker 1: What what really grinds your gears about this fry? Ranking? Man? 543 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,200 Speaker 1: I mean I love Steak and Shake. You know, that 544 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,160 Speaker 1: was my high school hangout. There was a Steak and 545 00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,000 Speaker 1: Shake we always go to. I love that place there. 546 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,200 Speaker 1: Eyes are the worst part of the place. Come on now, 547 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,560 Speaker 1: soggy shoestring fries. They're super thin, right, They're super thin, 548 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:13,400 Speaker 1: and they have the crinkle cut here. Yeah, that shake 549 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,440 Speaker 1: checks are way better. I mean, I just this place 550 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 1: that this matrix is all over the place. The waffle 551 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 1: fries at Chick fil A are considered to be bad 552 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 1: taste and bad texture according to this, and I just 553 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,680 Speaker 1: don't know how you can even say that. Well, the 554 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,000 Speaker 1: one thing I will say is I typically when I 555 00:30:29,040 --> 00:30:30,800 Speaker 1: have those waffle fries, I have to eat them with 556 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,160 Speaker 1: Chick fil A sauce. I'll never just be like, you 557 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:36,800 Speaker 1: know what, I can just bear these fries. That's a 558 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,960 Speaker 1: good point, dude. I do always dip it in sweet, 559 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,320 Speaker 1: and so always have to dip those fries. And I 560 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,720 Speaker 1: think maybe that's in that in that place. At first, 561 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,240 Speaker 1: I was like, no, that's impossible. But then when I 562 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,280 Speaker 1: really thought back, does it stand on its own if 563 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,000 Speaker 1: I just eat it? Like that. Probably not. That's a 564 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,120 Speaker 1: good point. McDonald's is like the standards, like the American 565 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,680 Speaker 1: standard I think for fries, right, yeah, especially if you 566 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,280 Speaker 1: get them a little extra crispy. Yeah. But one thing 567 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,479 Speaker 1: is that in and Out is at the very bottom. Now, 568 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,640 Speaker 1: some people are like, yeah, of course it's the worst. Friend. 569 00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,640 Speaker 1: I don't think you're doing an impression of me. By 570 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,920 Speaker 1: the way, No, that's a super producer. Nick Stump was 571 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:13,640 Speaker 1: also in the same boat where he thought, okay, yeah, 572 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:22,720 Speaker 1: he fries man pretty bad. No, No, that's Nick Okay 573 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:26,680 Speaker 1: doing pretend Baltimore, Maryland area. But anyway, No, I think 574 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,560 Speaker 1: within and Out I get why some people don't like. 575 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,200 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the worst. I think Burger 576 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:35,160 Speaker 1: King is the absolute worst. I can't believe it's still open. 577 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,560 Speaker 1: Burger King in general as a concept. Yeah, I mean like, 578 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:42,560 Speaker 1: I've never been with someone that earnestly suggested we go 579 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,040 Speaker 1: to Burker. I couldn't tell you last time. I ate it. 580 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,040 Speaker 1: And I have friends that are like, oh, McDonald's gotta 581 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,200 Speaker 1: go taco about. I have friends every time they taco about, 582 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,239 Speaker 1: they gotta go. I don't know anyone that's like that 583 00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,920 Speaker 1: with Burger King, It is true, like, yeah, independently, there 584 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,160 Speaker 1: aren't many people who go, fuck yeah, pull the fucking 585 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,480 Speaker 1: car over. It's time to have it my way. If 586 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,200 Speaker 1: you really like the Whopper, I can understand that. But yeah, 587 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:05,480 Speaker 1: there's not that many people who will ride that hard 588 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,160 Speaker 1: for the like the whopper and their chicken, their long 589 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,520 Speaker 1: chicken sandwich are the two things that are like decent 590 00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:13,960 Speaker 1: in their classics on the menu, but the fries, like 591 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,680 Speaker 1: everything else is so bad that like you wouldn't like 592 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:20,240 Speaker 1: you can just get a hot dog, half decent hamburger 593 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:23,400 Speaker 1: from McDonald's with the best prize. Well, also, you know 594 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,760 Speaker 1: you're in trouble as like a fast food franchise when 595 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,000 Speaker 1: all your marketing is centered around tricking consumers into eating 596 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,480 Speaker 1: your ship and then showing them being surprised that it's good. 597 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,720 Speaker 1: Because that's like all the Burger King commercials recently are 598 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,960 Speaker 1: They're like they're blindfold like, oh, this isn't bad, and 599 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:40,400 Speaker 1: they're like burger what yeah, and it's like please come back. Yeah, dude, 600 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,600 Speaker 1: there's a lot of that going. Remember like Domino said 601 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:44,760 Speaker 1: that ad where it was like, hey, are bad for 602 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:47,360 Speaker 1: everything we've been doing for the last two decades. We're like, wait, 603 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,600 Speaker 1: what were you doing before? They're like, it's better now. 604 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,720 Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, but what were you doing before the 605 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,200 Speaker 1: seasoning on the crest now? So no, no, just buy it, 606 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,640 Speaker 1: except they were telling the truth. Domino's is way better now. 607 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,880 Speaker 1: But I wish Jack in the Box curly fries were 608 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,320 Speaker 1: the representative on this rather than regular fries, right, Oh 609 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,479 Speaker 1: you mean for the Jack in the bi Yeah, as 610 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,880 Speaker 1: their submission. Also, like if they're in doing crinkle fries 611 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,840 Speaker 1: like raising canes, I know it's not maybe not totally national, 612 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 1: but their pinkle fries are off the fucking chain. Yeah. 613 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:21,960 Speaker 1: It's also like, crinkle cut are always better than shoe string, right, 614 00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:25,240 Speaker 1: like crazy, because you get the same salty goodness, but 615 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,280 Speaker 1: then you get a little texture, a little more surface 616 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,480 Speaker 1: area from the jacket edges. Yeah. Yeah, I still like 617 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 1: McDonald's even though their shoe string, but yeah, I do 618 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:38,000 Speaker 1: like a crinkle cut every now and again. Um. The 619 00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:42,200 Speaker 1: Just the Thrill List also released a list and they 620 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:45,640 Speaker 1: so the places there is consensus is that In and 621 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,880 Speaker 1: Out is the worst and that McDonald's is up there, 622 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,320 Speaker 1: but they actually had Arby's as the best fry on 623 00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,400 Speaker 1: the on the lists ranking I mean, look, it's a 624 00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:01,400 Speaker 1: curly fry. Yeah. See Yeah, as a comic who has 625 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,560 Speaker 1: spent a lot of time on the road eating whatever 626 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:08,200 Speaker 1: is that whatever exit, Yeah, I appreciate the effort that 627 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:11,080 Speaker 1: goes into an Arby's French fry. You know, it makes 628 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:13,200 Speaker 1: me feel like I'm not just at some truck stop. 629 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,440 Speaker 1: And you know they took the time. You know, they 630 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,880 Speaker 1: seasoned the fry. There's like a seasoning there. Yeah, but 631 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,600 Speaker 1: inside that they're doing it just comes in that bag 632 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,680 Speaker 1: that they put in the basket. This is what I said, 633 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,319 Speaker 1: yea in your mind of a backstory where they're like, yeah, 634 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,200 Speaker 1: they knew I would come in. Yeah, they're fired up. 635 00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:34,480 Speaker 1: The wood fired grill comes Kenny throw another log on. 636 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,719 Speaker 1: All right, let's take another quick break. We'll be right back. 637 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:50,560 Speaker 1: And we're back. And finally, Jezebel just caught my attention 638 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,360 Speaker 1: with this one because their headline was just Miley Cyrus 639 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,680 Speaker 1: is tripping, and I was like, like, what is going on? 640 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,759 Speaker 1: And in it they discussed this new Vanity air right 641 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:04,240 Speaker 1: up that she's got where she's got really interesting takes 642 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,480 Speaker 1: on just marriage, gender, sexuality, and you know, like we 643 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,480 Speaker 1: all know the j is on my feet songstress is 644 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:16,799 Speaker 1: who I look to for just really sort of thoughtful analysis. Yeah. Um, 645 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,960 Speaker 1: so this is her take on marriage. The convention of 646 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:23,080 Speaker 1: marriage being old fashioned, the reason that people get married 647 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,240 Speaker 1: sometimes can be old fashioned. But I think the reason 648 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,240 Speaker 1: we got married we're talking about Hemsworth isn't old fashioned. 649 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,839 Speaker 1: I actually think it's kind of new age. We're redefining 650 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,920 Speaker 1: to be fucking frank what it looks like for someone 651 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,120 Speaker 1: that's a queer person like myself to be in a 652 00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,480 Speaker 1: hetero relationship. A big part of my pride and my 653 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,280 Speaker 1: identity is being a queer person. What I preaches people 654 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,080 Speaker 1: fall in love with people, not gender, not looks, not whatever. 655 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,479 Speaker 1: What I'm in love with exists on almost a spiritual level. 656 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,719 Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with sexuality. Relationships and partnerships 657 00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,000 Speaker 1: in a new generation, I don't think they have so 658 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,720 Speaker 1: much to do with sexuality or gender. Sex is actually 659 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,400 Speaker 1: a small part and gender is a very small, almost 660 00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:04,680 Speaker 1: irrelevant part of relationships. Thank you, thank you. In there, 661 00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,919 Speaker 1: she gets like thirty five percent of what she's saying right, 662 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,800 Speaker 1: and then by accident, by the way, she's accidentally getting 663 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,560 Speaker 1: unclear how much she's getting right. On purpose, I was 664 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:21,279 Speaker 1: completely baffled by this entire story, whereas like trying to 665 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:25,160 Speaker 1: like rewrite the narrative of straight like her her straight 666 00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:29,759 Speaker 1: marriage is actually pretty radical, You're just like, no, it's not. 667 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,200 Speaker 1: I didn't realize she identified that she was queer new 668 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,560 Speaker 1: when did she come out? No, I vaguely remember that 669 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:43,920 Speaker 1: being a story like I think post Banger's era my lafe. Yeah, 670 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,839 Speaker 1: she I mean she's I was relationship. I don't know 671 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,080 Speaker 1: the specifics of that. But being like, my straight marriage 672 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:54,359 Speaker 1: is actually pretty queer is just like, sure, sure, well 673 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,040 Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. She has no she has 674 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,759 Speaker 1: no problem stealing from from cultures that aren't hers, so 675 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,960 Speaker 1: exactly exactly right, She's like, well, I try the hip 676 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,560 Speaker 1: hop thing. I guess I can take from queer culture. 677 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:09,200 Speaker 1: We'll see. Then this is her talking about somehow the 678 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,160 Speaker 1: way Jezebel describes it. Says on getting married after her 679 00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,280 Speaker 1: home burned down, in which she literally quotes Hillary Clinton's 680 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,960 Speaker 1: twenty sixteen campaign slogan, Now, there isn't any mention of 681 00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,040 Speaker 1: the home burning down. Such a funny to think of 682 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,880 Speaker 1: this as being completely out of context. Answer something like, 683 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,279 Speaker 1: what was it like, getting you know, married after home 684 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,680 Speaker 1: burned down and the answer to be like yeah, without 685 00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,399 Speaker 1: feeling like you're putting a band aid on a bad 686 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,960 Speaker 1: situation and saying, oh, well, you know now everything will 687 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,319 Speaker 1: be better because a lot of people use marriage, I 688 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,560 Speaker 1: think maybe for a cure. But like my favorite woman 689 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,280 Speaker 1: in the world, Hillary Clinton, says, we're stronger together. That'll 690 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,799 Speaker 1: make me get emotional. That's what she meant by it, 691 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,040 Speaker 1: Like who gives a funk? If he's a guy, if 692 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:49,960 Speaker 1: I'm a girl, or if he was a woman, who 693 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,880 Speaker 1: gives a fun? We really are stronger together. One is 694 00:37:52,880 --> 00:38:00,319 Speaker 1: the loneliest number. I got the whatever, like, I don't 695 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,680 Speaker 1: know again of interest, I'm still having I'm still processing 696 00:38:03,719 --> 00:38:10,000 Speaker 1: what that means. I view every Miley Syree sire News point, 697 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,520 Speaker 1: I view them all differently, And like there was a 698 00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,920 Speaker 1: story about like when her house was burning down, there 699 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,120 Speaker 1: was a story about her horses that warmed my heart. 700 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,560 Speaker 1: And then like two days later she'll say something to 701 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,960 Speaker 1: be like not fuck her, and then like but her horses. 702 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:26,759 Speaker 1: I don't know, but her about her horses. Who knows stuff? Yeah, 703 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,920 Speaker 1: more give me more horse content, less telling me how 704 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,400 Speaker 1: to live my life. And that's in general in general, 705 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:38,960 Speaker 1: more horse content. Yeah, more horse content and uh and 706 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,879 Speaker 1: less self congratulatory bullshit. So again this is And there's 707 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,480 Speaker 1: another part where there was like an essay section of 708 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:49,560 Speaker 1: the article. I guess I'll read that part two. It's 709 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:53,080 Speaker 1: just if you're going to make me, because every everything 710 00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,840 Speaker 1: together just leads up to a great just overall stories 711 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,000 Speaker 1: being someone who takes such pride individuality and freedom and 712 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,920 Speaker 1: being a proud member of the LGBTQ community. I've been 713 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,880 Speaker 1: inspired by redefining again what a relationship in this generation 714 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:08,520 Speaker 1: looks like. Sexuality and gender identity are completely separate from partnership. 715 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,719 Speaker 1: I will address on my wedding day because I felt 716 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,920 Speaker 1: like it. I straightened my hair because I felt like it. 717 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,760 Speaker 1: But that doesn't make me become some instantly quote polite 718 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,240 Speaker 1: heterod lady end quote, and then a parenthetical ps, straight 719 00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:24,399 Speaker 1: women are badass too, and parenthetical My relationship is very 720 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,560 Speaker 1: special to me. It is my home. I feel less 721 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:28,480 Speaker 1: misplaced when we're in the same room, no matter where 722 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,440 Speaker 1: that is. But just because something changes in my relationship 723 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,400 Speaker 1: doesn't mean something has to drastically change in my individuality. 724 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,040 Speaker 1: What Liam and I went through together changed us, I'm 725 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,640 Speaker 1: not sure. Without losing Malibu we would have been ready 726 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,359 Speaker 1: to take this step or ever even gotten married. Who 727 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,880 Speaker 1: can say? But the timing felt right, and I go 728 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,640 Speaker 1: with my heart. Yeah, the second my house burns down, 729 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:52,799 Speaker 1: I'm getting married. Yeah, that's that's you know, all your 730 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,840 Speaker 1: parents get married after the house burn Yeah obviously, Yeah, 731 00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,879 Speaker 1: I mean it was what made them realize that they 732 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,200 Speaker 1: had to get married, right right, yeah, blood, that's the 733 00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,000 Speaker 1: thing we money because we burned down our own house. 734 00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,799 Speaker 1: How else are you going to pay for the marriage? Right? 735 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,920 Speaker 1: And all? Seriously, I mean, not to make light of 736 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,200 Speaker 1: the wildfires, which were horrible. I'm like, if if you 737 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:17,160 Speaker 1: get anything out of Miley as IRUs saying something like this, great, Yeah, 738 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,160 Speaker 1: I don't know, seems a little all over that. It 739 00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:21,560 Speaker 1: just sounds like a little bit like you know, somebody 740 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:23,440 Speaker 1: who like it, was in high school and hung out 741 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,040 Speaker 1: with college students for a weekend and came back to 742 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,839 Speaker 1: their high school and like actually seeing things a whole 743 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,319 Speaker 1: new way. Yeah, and like actually like gender is like 744 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:34,160 Speaker 1: a construct. And then but then can't really go beyond 745 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:39,960 Speaker 1: that line. Okay, Xander calmed down generally, Okay, but then 746 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,120 Speaker 1: can't handle a follow up question to save their lives, Yeah, 747 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,840 Speaker 1: I feel like there was just one question, like the 748 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,319 Speaker 1: reporter was like, hey, how's your marriage, and then she 749 00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:52,880 Speaker 1: just spoke for forty five minutes. My favorite woman, Hillary Clinton, 750 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:56,960 Speaker 1: is like stronger. That makes me emotional, okay last night. 751 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,560 Speaker 1: She then talks about she's got new music coming out 752 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,680 Speaker 1: where she's as quote, there's psychedelic elements, there's pop elements, 753 00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,440 Speaker 1: there's more hip hop leaning records. You know, in the 754 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:08,040 Speaker 1: same way I like to kind of just be genderless. 755 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:12,120 Speaker 1: I like feeling genre less. And then she then goes 756 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,400 Speaker 1: that's exactly the same. She goes on to say this quote, 757 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,319 Speaker 1: every producer I'm working with on this new record is male. 758 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:20,920 Speaker 1: There's not a lot of female producer options for me. 759 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,439 Speaker 1: But it's fun to be the female in the room 760 00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:30,120 Speaker 1: that has the most. Say, hire some women. There are 761 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,440 Speaker 1: plenty of women producers. Hey that like, well there's none, 762 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,920 Speaker 1: but like it's cool that I get to do whatever 763 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,400 Speaker 1: I want. Like, I mean, good for you, but also 764 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,640 Speaker 1: hire women. If you're like standing on this fucking solp 765 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,319 Speaker 1: box about how good you are for women. Yeah, I 766 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,239 Speaker 1: she could find a woman. Yeah there there I know 767 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,840 Speaker 1: so many who are producers who are musicians that you 768 00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,760 Speaker 1: could work with if you need some sestions, suggestions, Miley, 769 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,840 Speaker 1: hit me up, open up your d M, so we 770 00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,839 Speaker 1: will say, and he will send you probably a better 771 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,319 Speaker 1: work than maybe some of the people you're working with them. Yeah, 772 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,400 Speaker 1: I mean, Miley, when was the last hit? You know? 773 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,919 Speaker 1: Maybe fire some of those guys. Yeah, And then again 774 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,040 Speaker 1: she does go on that she says she's quote challenging 775 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,160 Speaker 1: the system as much as anything else I've ever done. 776 00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,480 Speaker 1: To have a female pop writer that says, all right, 777 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,320 Speaker 1: I'm only going to write all my own songs. I 778 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,400 Speaker 1: don't want to share lyrics with anyone else. I just 779 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,600 Speaker 1: want to write what I feel. So, you know, challenge system. 780 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:26,360 Speaker 1: Do your thing, Miley, what is something you think is overrated? 781 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,200 Speaker 1: H dude? Ted Bundy so overrated? I just watched the 782 00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:35,279 Speaker 1: Bundy tapes. That guy gets painted as like a diabolical genius. Man. 783 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,800 Speaker 1: It was really just the seventies and like they basically 784 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,880 Speaker 1: begged him to kill those women. I mean the whole 785 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,920 Speaker 1: the whole series. He's not handcuffed, even after he'd escaped 786 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,120 Speaker 1: from prison once and once Yeah, the next time you 787 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,240 Speaker 1: see him in court, he just got his hands freeze, 788 00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:52,960 Speaker 1: pacing around like am I going to get a chance 789 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,920 Speaker 1: to speak. It's like, dude, you're you should be glad 790 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,040 Speaker 1: that you're not cuff to a chair. This is insane. Yes. 791 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,240 Speaker 1: And then he literally was walking up to women going, uh, 792 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,759 Speaker 1: can you help me load my boat? And they'd be 793 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,960 Speaker 1: like yeah, I'm Ashley, and he go, Hi, I'm ted. 794 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,040 Speaker 1: This guy is not a genius. He was introducing himself 795 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,719 Speaker 1: to people. They hurt him. They had a police line up, 796 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,439 Speaker 1: and then for some reason they were like, no, that's 797 00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,640 Speaker 1: not the guy. Cops were really really bad at solving 798 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,239 Speaker 1: crimes back in the day. It was Lacey's take last 799 00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:23,920 Speaker 1: week whence she was just like it was his They 800 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:27,680 Speaker 1: didn't have technology. He was sloppy, exactly genious about him. Dude. 801 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:29,520 Speaker 1: He broke out a jail and then they rested him 802 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,480 Speaker 1: in Florida and he was like, I'm not going to 803 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,239 Speaker 1: tell you who I am, and they were like, this 804 00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,919 Speaker 1: guy won't tell us who were Should we let him go? 805 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:44,880 Speaker 1: All right? Um? Yeah? He like when he was escaping 806 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,000 Speaker 1: from prison, like he would break out of the prison 807 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,880 Speaker 1: and like explore the place, Like the jail. He would 808 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:54,800 Speaker 1: like go into the um. There was like an apartment 809 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,480 Speaker 1: above he would like go hang out there for a 810 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,200 Speaker 1: while and then go back into his cell. He was 811 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:03,600 Speaker 1: like practice thing, like that's how that. They were just like, well, 812 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:07,880 Speaker 1: he's back now, so he comes back, don't worry. Yeah, 813 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,520 Speaker 1: and they were like he's so charming. It's like, no, man, 814 00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:13,440 Speaker 1: he's just because here's the thing. Everyone kept being like, 815 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,200 Speaker 1: he doesn't fit the profile of a killer. Maybe the seventies, 816 00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,839 Speaker 1: but now, college educated white man that feels rejected by 817 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,600 Speaker 1: women is the profile of the killer. Yes, every time, 818 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,640 Speaker 1: every time, I feel like it was just way, way 819 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,840 Speaker 1: too easy to be a white man for too long, 820 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,719 Speaker 1: and that's why we have the backlash that's going on 821 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,560 Speaker 1: right now in the country. And that's why you had 822 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,680 Speaker 1: Ted Bundy. Everyone's just like, well, all right, yeah, I 823 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:40,040 Speaker 1: guess I'll help him and think I think immense privilege 824 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,960 Speaker 1: might be bad for your psychology. Yes, it was all 825 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,200 Speaker 1: just like everybody was their own little absolute monarch and 826 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:49,880 Speaker 1: they just got as corrupt as they like. I'm not 827 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,880 Speaker 1: telling you who I am, right, actives like, dear Diary, 828 00:44:54,000 --> 00:45:00,560 Speaker 1: today I met my map. All right, that's gonna do it. 829 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:04,640 Speaker 1: For this week's weekly Zeite, guys, please like and review 830 00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:08,719 Speaker 1: the show. If you like the show, uh means the 831 00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:13,239 Speaker 1: world to Miles. He needs your validation, folks. I hope 832 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:16,200 Speaker 1: you're having a great weekend and I will talk to 833 00:45:16,239 --> 00:46:06,080 Speaker 1: him Monday by m D that after bat