WEBVTT - Daniel & Matthew Libman Disobey Bridger

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<v Speaker 1>But I invited you here. I thought I made myself

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<v Speaker 1>perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,

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<v Speaker 1>you're our presences presents enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I already had too much stuff, So how did you

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<v Speaker 2>dare to surbey me?

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh what's going on?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>All people wanted me to talk about. I went and

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<v Speaker 3>did the skydiving that Chris Grace gave to me. The

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<v Speaker 3>I fly at the Universal City Walk, which is kind

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<v Speaker 3>of the gem of Los Angeles. I went at eleven

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<v Speaker 3>am last Wednesday. Had the time of my life, just

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<v Speaker 3>a thrill. I mean, if the instructor had just let

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<v Speaker 3>me do my own thing, it probably have been more exciting.

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<v Speaker 3>But he held on to me the entire time. No

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<v Speaker 3>one will just let me be me ah, and I

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<v Speaker 3>probably won't go back. I mean, this is in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of a mall, in the middle of a theme park,

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<v Speaker 3>so it's not that accessible. But I had a wonderful time.

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<v Speaker 3>It's changed me and you're going to feel that throughout

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<v Speaker 3>the rest of the episodes of this podcast, So just

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<v Speaker 3>buckle up. I adore today's guests. I just think they're

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<v Speaker 3>so wonderful. It's Matthew and Daniel Lipman. You guys welcomed.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, no gifts, thank you for having us, Thank

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<v Speaker 3>you so much of course. Well, I mean you begged

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<v Speaker 3>for months.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, months, years. We had a bit when you started

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<v Speaker 5>the podcast that we were offended. That was only kind

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<v Speaker 5>of half a bit, uh, that we hadn't been asked.

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<v Speaker 5>And I think it was five years ago. When was that?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's been it's almost five years.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, so the pretty much for the entire run

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<v Speaker 5>and all the podcasts you've done. How many times have

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<v Speaker 5>I sent you the Instagram post about the podcast since? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Hmm yeah, really scraping the bottom of the barrel. It's

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<v Speaker 5>probably there have been multiple friends of ours who have

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<v Speaker 5>been on I think three or four times. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 5>think do you think got her five time? Or she's

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<v Speaker 5>got the jacket?

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<v Speaker 3>She said she had to be on a fifth time

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<v Speaker 3>before you too would be allowed?

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<v Speaker 5>How is it up to her?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's just kind of a shadow producer.

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<v Speaker 5>Got it, got it? Got it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 5>It is truly an honored reader. We're very excited.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thrilled to have you.

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<v Speaker 5>How are you? We're great, We're really really good. I

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<v Speaker 5>think he downgraded it already. I think we're okay. I

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<v Speaker 5>think we're going We're gonna be mad by the time

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<v Speaker 5>by the end. We're doing okay. I think we're doing fine.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm very happy to be here.

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<v Speaker 3>Though, Okay, fantastic. Uh what was I going to ask you?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even remember. I'm so bamboozled by YouTube being here.

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<v Speaker 5>Is there any way you could tell us a little

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<v Speaker 5>more about the skydiving because I was really interested a.

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<v Speaker 3>Gift I was given on the podcast a few weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 3>which I was genuinely frequently on this podcast. I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>this is something I just have to put in a closet.

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<v Speaker 5>Got it.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was the skydiving, and the guest at, Chris Grace,

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<v Speaker 3>had listened to a prior episode where apparently I told

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<v Speaker 3>people I wanted to do indoor skydiving, which you didn't

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<v Speaker 3>even remember. I don't.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know why, but it was a completely lie.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we tried to impress some lot of I

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<v Speaker 3>drove the base.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah yeah, they were walking by and they lowered their sunglasses.

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<v Speaker 5>I would endoor skydive. Oh yeah, certainly.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I guess it is something in line with

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<v Speaker 3>something I would say I would like to do and

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<v Speaker 3>then not want to pay for it as most of

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<v Speaker 3>my life is it. If he hadn't been on the podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>I probably would have wanted to do it my entire

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<v Speaker 3>life and then died. So he really he stepped in

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<v Speaker 3>and got me skydive and got it. But you go

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<v Speaker 3>to the city Walk, I don't know what, have you

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<v Speaker 3>been to the city Walk?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, of course love the city Walk? Or the Universal

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<v Speaker 5>City Yeah? Oh got it? That's the one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, if the listener is not familiar, it's a mall.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all an outdoor mall, but it's like attached to Universal.

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<v Speaker 5>It's attached to Universal Studios, and you have to pay

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<v Speaker 5>the full theme park parking price. Do you have you

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<v Speaker 5>noticed now?

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<v Speaker 3>This is something that us really stressing me out the

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<v Speaker 3>entire exp.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, it's crazy. So if you go to a movie, right,

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<v Speaker 5>you go in the parking structure, it's just like a

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<v Speaker 5>regular it's like a mall. But because it's the same

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<v Speaker 5>parking structure as the theme park. When you would expect

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<v Speaker 5>theme park parking to be wildly expensive, extort, You're right,

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<v Speaker 5>it's thirty five dollars to park, and they're like and

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<v Speaker 5>they're like, okay, no problem. You just have to bring

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<v Speaker 5>this thing and then you get what's it called. You

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<v Speaker 5>get relation and you get validation, and then they reimburse

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<v Speaker 5>you thirty dollars cash to give you cat the craziest

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<v Speaker 5>thing in the entire city. I didn't have to deal

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<v Speaker 5>with any of that. And then I'm stressed walking back

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<v Speaker 5>through the mall with thirty dollars cash because that's a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of money to be walking through all like that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, the I fly indoors skydiving. Okay, they really

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<v Speaker 3>they give you at all. I got to do Ballet

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<v Speaker 3>Wow for free. If I brought back my certificate of

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<v Speaker 3>being a first time flyer. I was happy to rub

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<v Speaker 3>that in people's face.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, are you kidding? You're laminating that thing

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<v Speaker 5>and putting in on.

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<v Speaker 3>The next strangers in the malla?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think they were when r Kelly went down?

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<v Speaker 5>It had to be the themesistently it was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was early quiet, right.

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<v Speaker 6>Was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Ever?

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<v Speaker 5>I believe I can fly, and then they just like

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<v Speaker 5>they brought out most.

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<v Speaker 3>That's another business altogether. Just I believe it's like a

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<v Speaker 3>franchise of churches or something.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a whole other thing. So so you did it,

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<v Speaker 5>and then you wanted you had ideas that they wouldn't

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<v Speaker 5>let you execute because as.

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<v Speaker 3>The cradle you when your first time there, you have

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<v Speaker 3>to become like an expert in order for them to

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<v Speaker 3>just let you do it.

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<v Speaker 5>Got it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So the guy's holding you like a baby the

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<v Speaker 3>whole time.

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<v Speaker 5>Fairness with them. They did say no professionals.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, so it was, but it was exciting. I

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<v Speaker 3>paid dicks or twenty dollars to go all the way

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<v Speaker 3>to the top, okay, and it's so exhausting. God, you

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<v Speaker 3>get down and you're tired. So I just kind of

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<v Speaker 3>Have either of you ever been skydiving?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 5>No, not interesting the plane jumping type. Literally, I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>a thrill seeker, not thrill seeking bone in my box. No,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good, I might track you. I'm okay, honestly that

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a hard no on that indoor skydiving. I think

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<v Speaker 5>any type of diving. I don't even really like diving

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<v Speaker 5>in a swimming pool. The ocean, yeah, oh, I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>a fan of the ocean. The ocean is. The ocean

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<v Speaker 5>is terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a bad bull.

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<v Speaker 5>No, there's no reason for it.

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<v Speaker 3>We should be filling it with garbage, more garbage.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't I don't mind that at all. I mean, listen,

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<v Speaker 5>I like looking at it, and I like being in

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<v Speaker 5>a hotel room where you can see it sure, or

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<v Speaker 5>even better, at a pool where you have a view

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<v Speaker 5>of it. I don't mind an infinity pool that looks

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<v Speaker 5>like it's part of the ocean, but actually it is

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<v Speaker 5>the Number one lives?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you leading?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, I've seen these. I've seen on TV. I've

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<v Speaker 5>seen it. I watch very expensive TV. I take really

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<v Speaker 5>expensive TV vacations. Yeah, yeah, but no, that's the dream.

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<v Speaker 5>And then, because honestly, the sand is annoying. I can't

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<v Speaker 5>get over the idea that you could be just like

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<v Speaker 5>bopping around in a body of water and get eaten

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<v Speaker 5>by something. It's terrifying. It doesn't make any sense. But

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<v Speaker 5>why volunteer to go in that thing? That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, there's really no reason for like, you wouldn't

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<v Speaker 5>go like swimming in a trash heap. There's just too

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<v Speaker 5>many things that could go wrong, right, I feel like

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<v Speaker 5>more things can go wrong. Yeah, I feel much more

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<v Speaker 5>comfortable in a trash.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there are many sharks, dangerous fish.

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<v Speaker 5>I think you could wear like some type of armor

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<v Speaker 5>and dive in a trash heap and be okay. Although

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<v Speaker 5>maybe in an infinity pool with a view of a

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<v Speaker 5>trash sheep that is the hotel you want to that

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<v Speaker 5>or an infinity trash heat that's oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>It literally looks like in Yeah, you can't see the edge.

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<v Speaker 5>Because I hate when I heard a trash heap and

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<v Speaker 5>then it's got that rim around it. Yeah, so ugly.

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<v Speaker 5>And then it's got the thing where it lowers the

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<v Speaker 5>like differently abled folks into it and had things an

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<v Speaker 5>iore on trash. Yeah, no one wants that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I like, I think my biggest problem with the

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<v Speaker 3>ocean is to drive home. Got it if I can

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<v Speaker 3>get to a shower quickly within three minutes of being

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<v Speaker 3>in the ocean.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's so rare, it's impossible. Everywhere. Yeah, take fountain

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<v Speaker 5>not from the ocean, doesn't go that far it is.

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<v Speaker 5>It is a pain in the amount of sand everywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>Then you need I mean, I like a clean car.

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<v Speaker 5>You gotta get your car detailed. I mean, I love

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<v Speaker 5>taking my there's a dog beach in Malibu that we

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<v Speaker 5>would take the Yeah, I love bragging about the public

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<v Speaker 5>dog beach. It's truly accessible to everyone who's alive. We

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<v Speaker 5>can go there. It's amazing. It's very far. But my

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<v Speaker 5>dog is so dirty and sandy that my car is ruined.

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<v Speaker 3>Does your dog like the beach?

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<v Speaker 2>Love?

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<v Speaker 3>So you're keeping the dog from.

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<v Speaker 5>The loves it. I'm keeping the dog for a number

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<v Speaker 5>of reasons, but the dogs. But the dog is stupid.

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<v Speaker 5>The dog, Oh sorry, he doesn't like the ocean. He

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<v Speaker 5>likes the beach just fine. But also he's never really

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<v Speaker 5>had the opportunity to swim in an infinity pool or

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<v Speaker 5>an infinity trash heap. Right, right, right, I could have

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<v Speaker 5>one of those trash you could broaden his horizon. Can

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<v Speaker 5>you take a dog to a trash heap? That's a

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<v Speaker 5>good question. Some of them are not pets. Some of

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<v Speaker 5>them yeah, well there you can have a pet, but

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<v Speaker 5>it has to be on a leaves. Yeah you can't.

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<v Speaker 5>Just there's no that's annoying. But they say that you can't. Whatever,

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<v Speaker 5>it's it's a whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>What is the most thrilling thing either of you have

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<v Speaker 3>ever done? Like a like oh, like in that Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean edging towards and jumping out of a plane.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my goodness. I went for a multi day hike

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<v Speaker 5>in in China that was like a like easily could

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<v Speaker 5>have died type.

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<v Speaker 3>Of Wow, just feel outside of your real miscomfort.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I used to be so adventurous. The world has

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<v Speaker 5>beaten me down to basically being a living room dweller.

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<v Speaker 3>I am to the point of just like the thought

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<v Speaker 3>of doing something is enough for me.

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<v Speaker 5>There's nothing out there for me. I I enjoy being outdoors,

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<v Speaker 5>but not with a tremendous amount of risk. So like

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<v Speaker 5>a hike, I love like, I like, I'm not that

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<v Speaker 5>much of a couch potato I was. I love that phrase.

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<v Speaker 5>By the way, I'm trying to bring it back.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>By the way, remember because we're talking to my kids

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<v Speaker 5>about this, like it used to be like a negative thing.

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<v Speaker 5>If your kids just sat around and watched TV. Now

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<v Speaker 5>that would be like the best kid ever. Because enjoy

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<v Speaker 5>like being on TikTok. They're just like watching TV. I'd

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<v Speaker 5>be like, they like long for yacause I couldn't even

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<v Speaker 5>tell my friends. I'd be bragging. They would be like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>attention space excuse me. Yeah, you know, she's a bit

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<v Speaker 5>of a couch potato, not to brag much. Must be nice.

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<v Speaker 5>She loves sitcoms. Oh my goodness, that's amazing. Good for her.

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<v Speaker 5>It was called the tiger Leaping Gorge.

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<v Speaker 3>Tiger Leaping Gorge, but.

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<v Speaker 5>That is the trip was getting there. You almost felt

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<v Speaker 5>it was on the way back. On the way. So

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<v Speaker 5>on the way back, you hike for multiple days, you

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<v Speaker 5>get to the end, and then you get a ride

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<v Speaker 5>back sort of along the less high part but still

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<v Speaker 5>high enough that he knows all the terms. Technically. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I was quite the outdoor. Yeah, And essentially this driver

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<v Speaker 5>knows it like the back of their hand. And they're

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<v Speaker 5>driving incredibly fast, way too fast for my comfort. And

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<v Speaker 5>it's raining, and there's like parts of the road that

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<v Speaker 5>have fallen that have like made like waterfalls. It's like

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<v Speaker 5>a video game. And I read the following week that

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<v Speaker 5>a van exactly like the one that we were in

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<v Speaker 5>fell off the uh fell off the road and plummeted

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<v Speaker 5>to its death. The tourists in it, Wow, well you

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<v Speaker 5>beat them, Yeah, caught the break line or anything of

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<v Speaker 5>the van was opportunity because I didn't. I don't think

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<v Speaker 5>anyone would have assumed less until you said that. I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't deflate any of the tires or anything again when

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<v Speaker 5>I would. So you you got there and you're like,

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<v Speaker 5>no one else will ever get to do this safely? Correct?

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<v Speaker 5>And so you, oh god you did.

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<v Speaker 3>You wanted to be the last person to do it safely.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I wanted to prove a point that it wasn't safe.

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<v Speaker 5>He likes to be the last person to do everything.

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<v Speaker 5>Once he does it, no one else.

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<v Speaker 3>Very exciting thing you do.

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<v Speaker 5>This isn't safe, and I'll show you. Yeah watch how

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<v Speaker 5>watch how unsafe it is?

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<v Speaker 3>How did you end up in China? Was it? Did

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<v Speaker 3>somebody just bring up the idea? Was it a bachelor party? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You know the.

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<v Speaker 5>China? Yeah, all those classic Yeah, it was wild.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 5>I worked for the Olympics in two thousand and eight

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<v Speaker 5>as a reporter for the Olympic News Service.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I had no idea.

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<v Speaker 5>I covered basketball men's and women's and then I stayed

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<v Speaker 5>and covered the Paralympics, where I covered sitting volleyball. Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how long was that the only time you ever

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<v Speaker 3>did it?

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<v Speaker 5>I did it once. Yes, it was enough. It was unpaid.

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<v Speaker 3>It was unpaid.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, Yeah, how did what?

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<v Speaker 3>I had no idea about this in your past.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 5>After college, I was offered this opportunity to go and

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<v Speaker 5>do this, and I love basketball and I had literally

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<v Speaker 5>nothing else to do with my entire life, so I

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<v Speaker 5>said yes, and it was fantastic. I will say everyone

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<v Speaker 5>else knew this about him in the room that we

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<v Speaker 5>worked in, which is why we were so surprised that

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<v Speaker 5>you were the one who had a podcast, because we're like,

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<v Speaker 5>he didn't ask Daniel any questions about himself at all.

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted nothing to do with I, Like, have you

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<v Speaker 5>ever been to China? It would be like such a

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<v Speaker 5>normal you should ask everybody. You literally went down about travel?

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<v Speaker 5>Is like your area of interest?

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<v Speaker 3>Here? Has been to China? That's all I want to

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<v Speaker 3>know about any of it.

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<v Speaker 5>I need to show of hands, storming out of the

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<v Speaker 5>room so mad when no one had been.

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<v Speaker 2>I have.

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<v Speaker 3>I went on a Mormon mission to Malaysia. That's where

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<v Speaker 3>your mission is. Yes, so did you did you finish?

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<v Speaker 5>Did you? We were like and no.

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<v Speaker 3>I associated there for two years.

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<v Speaker 5>I was there for four months four minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>Off.

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<v Speaker 5>It was tropical, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Frosty entering and they got back on the plane

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<v Speaker 3>came home.

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<v Speaker 5>Got it? Wait?

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<v Speaker 3>Why I got for I had a complete nervous breakdown.

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<v Speaker 5>Got it? Okay, Tod Now I looked like a jerk.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's fine. I'm happy to talk about this because

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<v Speaker 3>I was twenty and it was clearly where the path

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<v Speaker 3>was headed. Right, when you don't quite believe in a thing,

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<v Speaker 3>and then you go to the most rural, foreign place

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<v Speaker 3>you've ever been, and then you're on a bike for

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<v Speaker 3>eight hours a day.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, part of it was being a that's how you

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<v Speaker 5>got from place to place.

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<v Speaker 3>To Yeah, we were on bikes, bikes so long. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>Because it's like a job, you're going around trying to

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<v Speaker 3>convert people. Yeah, right, so and then you're trying you're

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<v Speaker 3>converting you know, the poorest people you've ever met into

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<v Speaker 3>a church that you yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>Are like, I don't know, I'm not sure this is

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<v Speaker 5>to help you at all.

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<v Speaker 3>This might actually be first for your situation.

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<v Speaker 5>You're going to have to give us all your money.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, you're obviously swimming and Cass.

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<v Speaker 5>I've always wondered about that. I mean, we've all seen

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<v Speaker 5>the play, but like when they're handing it out like

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<v Speaker 5>you obviously, I mean it's a big thing, like people

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<v Speaker 5>are excited, like The Adorable bike Man. The bike Man

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<v Speaker 5>played the favorite musical, The Adorable bike Man Broadway smash

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<v Speaker 5>The Adorable bike Man. I loved it. It was one

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<v Speaker 5>of the better players I've seen. No, when they're handing out, like,

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<v Speaker 5>how does it work like in the where they just

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<v Speaker 5>gather everyone and they're like, you're going here, You're going here.

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<v Speaker 5>You're like to know where you're you're going on your

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<v Speaker 5>You get.

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<v Speaker 3>A letter in the mail, you have a ton of

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<v Speaker 3>interviews beforehand, like to prove that you're like following the

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<v Speaker 3>rules all of this, And so do some people not

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<v Speaker 3>get to go? I mean most people get You have

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<v Speaker 3>to either like an idiot, be like a teen father,

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<v Speaker 3>or be actively addicted to drugs?

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<v Speaker 5>What about both?

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<v Speaker 3>They're making it back, clean it up, put him a charge.

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<v Speaker 5>You speak directly to God. Okay, you're on your way.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh No, like being selected for a jury, would you

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<v Speaker 5>ever be like? But I don't like Malaysians.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you can kind of hint at where you

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<v Speaker 3>would like to go.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to I'm fluent. How does the hell in Hawaiian?

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<v Speaker 3>You like? They ask you a bunch of questions I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if this lead to anything. And then you

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<v Speaker 3>get a letter in the mail and you open in

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<v Speaker 3>front of your family and that you find out right

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<v Speaker 3>then where you're going?

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<v Speaker 5>Got it? And where do you How did you feel

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<v Speaker 5>about Malaysia?

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<v Speaker 3>Well it was so it was to the Singapore Mission,

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<v Speaker 3>which covered Malaysia, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Malaysia and Singapore.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, And so I was. I was thrilled.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, this sounds like a wonderful part

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<v Speaker 3>of the world to visit. I mean, but again on vacation, yes, sure,

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<v Speaker 3>But as a volunteer job where you're like, your only

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<v Speaker 3>social contact is one other person who you hate.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and you're on a bicycle. Oh wow, can't be overstated.

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<v Speaker 5>You are on a bicycle and you hate each other?

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<v Speaker 5>Did they did? Did you hate that person before you left?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know this person? I met him there? Got it?

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<v Speaker 3>And he was just the I mean, the opposite of

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<v Speaker 3>me in every single way. Got it, kind of not adorable,

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<v Speaker 3>not adorable, bike a ball, he was very sweating, he.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't sing at all when we rode. He knew Daniel

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<v Speaker 5>went to China. China. It's fine, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was I'd like to go back, sure under

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<v Speaker 3>different circumstances.

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<v Speaker 5>Which can I just sorry, we can get off this.

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<v Speaker 5>How did you get out of it? You're just like

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<v Speaker 5>I need to leave.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I mean it's dark, it gets very dark.

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<v Speaker 3>It we're probably too dark to a listener on this podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's fine.

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<v Speaker 5>Expecting a light romp are all my material is really

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<v Speaker 5>messing Matthew Blue twisted from the twisted mind of you

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<v Speaker 5>don't want to take a walk up here?

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<v Speaker 2>Man?

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<v Speaker 5>It is it's dark.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a bad neighbor a bad neighborhood. No, I'm not uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually happy to talk about it. But it's just

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<v Speaker 3>like kind of yeah, it's a drag, but no, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to breeze past. I'm no longer interested for

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<v Speaker 3>everyone to be like maybe Bridger can come home?

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<v Speaker 5>Got it okay?

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<v Speaker 3>And then there was like kind of a push for

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, well, do you want to go somewhere else?

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<v Speaker 3>Is like, no, I am picturing you wielding a machete?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that even I didn't get to hold a single knife?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, but we did all that.

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<v Speaker 3>The typical missionary, they're holding a machete.

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<v Speaker 5>Of course, slashing his way through the thick jungle brush.

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<v Speaker 5>I see you with two, honestly, just like almost more

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<v Speaker 5>on the back. Don't forget his tiny little ankle machete.

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<v Speaker 5>They're always like, drop all your machetes. They're like that

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<v Speaker 5>one and he lifts it up. Yeah, horset micro always

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<v Speaker 5>carrying a micro machete.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, have either of you been to Southern Asia? No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's so wonderful. There is unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 5>I've only been to Japan and it was the fantastic,

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<v Speaker 5>of course, the best I've been to Thailand's yes, I

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<v Speaker 5>forgot got it. You forgot that in Russia. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 5>been a lot of places you haven't.

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<v Speaker 3>You've got very nice vacations.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I've been a few places. I had kids later

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<v Speaker 5>than some other people.

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<v Speaker 3>Seventy five.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm just old and I like to travel.

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<v Speaker 3>And I got the bug, the cruising bug.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I love the world, loves the credible good Lord,

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<v Speaker 5>he loves it. Cities in six days, yes, please, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>port support six days, nine nights. Don't know how they

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<v Speaker 5>do it. It's amazing. All you can see, all you

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<v Speaker 5>can eat. I love videos of people being left by

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<v Speaker 5>their cruise ships.

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<v Speaker 3>And running down the Oh my god, I've never seen.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a lot of them. It makes me very happy,

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<v Speaker 5>it makes me sad, but I also have never really

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<v Speaker 5>followed up and found out what they do at that point, Like, right,

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<v Speaker 5>I guess you fly help. You could probably hire a

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<v Speaker 5>local chopper pilot. But they're not like landing. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>think that has they have all right, yeah on a

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<v Speaker 5>thing that they have a fucking go kart track.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe slide, but we have no way to get someone off.

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<v Speaker 5>In case of they have a submarine, doc you can

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<v Speaker 5>you can come aboard that way. Yeah, they have a

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<v Speaker 5>full size arena and a rock climbing walls. They are

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<v Speaker 5>really crazy, but we can't get anyone. What about that

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<v Speaker 5>is like, let me just pitch as like a special

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<v Speaker 5>episode of the podcast, the three of us go on

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<v Speaker 5>a cruise. We're doing it. We have to do it.

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like I get a budget. Can we get

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<v Speaker 5>a sponsor that skyplace will pay for it? Can we

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<v Speaker 5>go from the beach in Santa Monica? No, but you

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<v Speaker 5>can't know what there is like a three day like

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<v Speaker 5>en Sonata cruise. It's like so like Rosa Rito and

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<v Speaker 5>Sonata and back and.

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<v Speaker 3>The episode will be three days long.

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<v Speaker 5>I think we can. I think we keep the tape rolling.

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<v Speaker 3>We all have MIC's tape to us.

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<v Speaker 5>I think we wear those little headset things and we

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<v Speaker 5>just walked around around the Yeah, we're like paradise.

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<v Speaker 3>We're in the casino.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my goodness, it would.

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<v Speaker 3>Be great here chewing. We're taking in a show, show

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<v Speaker 3>after show. World class entertainment.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I went on a cruise. When I went on

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<v Speaker 5>a cruise when I was uh ten, I believe my

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<v Speaker 5>family went on a cruise and the highlight by far

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<v Speaker 5>was that the entertainer they would have these like entertainers.

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<v Speaker 5>The entertainer on that trip was Susanne Summers. Oh my,

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<v Speaker 5>that's that's truly. It was crazy. I was a huge, huge,

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<v Speaker 5>huge Three Company fan and I remember seeing her. I

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<v Speaker 5>think it was probably like one of the first celebrity

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<v Speaker 5>because I grew up and we grew up in Chicago's

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<v Speaker 5>not like seeing a lot of celebrities in the gift shop.

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<v Speaker 5>And I was absolutely blown away. I thought it was

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<v Speaker 5>so cool and what was she doing. She was doing

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<v Speaker 5>like a cabaret show. Basically I went to see going

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<v Speaker 5>on a cruise today and seeing Julie Bowen, like it's

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<v Speaker 5>exactly that's exactly, just as Yeah, I would be blown away.

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<v Speaker 5>And because I've still never met any celebrities, I don't

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<v Speaker 5>know any I do.

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<v Speaker 3>Not anytime you're on set.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, no, please if you're gonna, if you're gonna

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<v Speaker 5>be an entertainer on a cruise, then we can talk.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that must have been. I wonder what was happening

0:23:26.320 --> 0:23:27.440
<v Speaker 3>in her career at the time.

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<v Speaker 5>It must have been, so it was like definitely post

0:23:31.960 --> 0:23:34.359
<v Speaker 5>that show. It was in I was watching Three's Company

0:23:34.359 --> 0:23:36.920
<v Speaker 5>and syndication. What's the opposite of a rocket ride? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean it was a cruise, a cruise, a cruise.

0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Cruise.

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<v Speaker 5>Clearly it's a cruise ride. And so my guess is

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<v Speaker 5>like not top of the world if you're cabaret singing

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<v Speaker 5>on a or was it considered a luxurious form of

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<v Speaker 5>transportation all the time? Was it a was it a

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<v Speaker 5>top tier family vacation inspectation? Like she needed to get

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<v Speaker 5>from Miami to Saint Thomas. Yeah, they're like, I got

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<v Speaker 5>to get home for Christmas. Well you're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 5>sing for it, sweetie. She is from Saint Thomas. Yeah,

0:24:08.640 --> 0:24:13.600
<v Speaker 5>that actually that actually does Thomas. Mom's going to be

0:24:13.680 --> 0:24:17.760
<v Speaker 5>so disappointed. My kids are going to be pizzed. That

0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:19.120
<v Speaker 5>is probably what it was. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wow, so you caught her between Three's Company and

0:24:22.960 --> 0:24:24.760
<v Speaker 3>Step by Step Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, probably dark days, real pretty exciting. I had. I

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<v Speaker 5>bought a sweatshirt, uh souvenir s s Norway sweatshirt that

0:24:33.200 --> 0:24:37.000
<v Speaker 5>was one of my favorite garments for Yeah, that's where.

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<v Speaker 5>That's where. Yeah, I wrote Susanne Summer underneath. Yeah, in

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<v Speaker 5>front of her in my own blood, which for some

0:24:45.480 --> 0:24:46.640
<v Speaker 5>reason she thought was weird.

0:24:46.720 --> 0:24:49.320
<v Speaker 3>She loved us, not her off for me.

0:24:49.600 --> 0:24:51.680
<v Speaker 5>She was like, come home to Saint Thomas and big kid.

0:24:51.960 --> 0:24:53.480
<v Speaker 5>It was that that gave her the courage to go

0:24:53.560 --> 0:24:59.679
<v Speaker 5>back to Hollywood. Yeah you sorry, so old child. Writing

0:24:59.800 --> 0:25:02.760
<v Speaker 5>her name on a sweatshirt in blood as an acrostic,

0:25:03.160 --> 0:25:05.840
<v Speaker 5>as an acrosstic on the way to Saint Thomas, to

0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:08.960
<v Speaker 5>her childhood home made her be like I should go

0:25:09.040 --> 0:25:11.280
<v Speaker 5>back to holl Yeah. She was like super depressed. She

0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:15.200
<v Speaker 5>was like, I'm just a crucibles, no doubt any children

0:25:15.320 --> 0:25:19.200
<v Speaker 5>how to spell no one, no one under eleven celebrities.

0:25:19.440 --> 0:25:21.479
<v Speaker 5>There's no pens around here. Who's going to write my name?

0:25:21.520 --> 0:25:23.119
<v Speaker 5>I mean, come on, how's he going to do it?

0:25:23.480 --> 0:25:24.440
<v Speaker 3>Things couldn't get worse.

0:25:24.520 --> 0:25:28.240
<v Speaker 5>Her voice is insane in our mind, by the way, anyway.

0:25:28.160 --> 0:25:29.680
<v Speaker 3>She drives a dump try.

0:25:32.680 --> 0:25:33.120
<v Speaker 5>She does.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, there's something else we've got to talk about. We

0:25:35.760 --> 0:25:38.359
<v Speaker 3>just absolutely have to talk about. You know, as we

0:25:38.440 --> 0:25:40.920
<v Speaker 3>were talking earlier, you two have been begging to be

0:25:41.000 --> 0:25:44.600
<v Speaker 3>on the podcast four years, to the point of I mean,

0:25:45.440 --> 0:25:47.120
<v Speaker 3>it is really sad.

0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:50.480
<v Speaker 5>If you don't ask, I'm not proud of it. But

0:25:50.560 --> 0:25:52.359
<v Speaker 5>here we are. So look at us now.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh so you're clearly familiar with the title of the show.

0:25:56.160 --> 0:25:58.960
<v Speaker 3>I said, no gifts. You agreed to be on the

0:25:59.040 --> 0:26:03.720
<v Speaker 3>show after I kindkind of finally just relented, and I thought,

0:26:03.760 --> 0:26:05.440
<v Speaker 3>it'll be fine. They'll come by and we'll get it done,

0:26:05.480 --> 0:26:08.520
<v Speaker 3>and maybe we'll delete the audio. I don't know, maybe

0:26:08.560 --> 0:26:11.000
<v Speaker 3>we'll just not even records, send them home.

0:26:11.160 --> 0:26:13.560
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, supposed it doesn't really matter.

0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:16.200
<v Speaker 7>As long as we're here, guys, I think, like the

0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:18.760
<v Speaker 7>walls are going to wheel away this whole play, We're

0:26:18.760 --> 0:26:19.280
<v Speaker 7>going to come back.

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:21.199
<v Speaker 5>We swear there was a studio here. I mean, it's

0:26:21.240 --> 0:26:23.280
<v Speaker 5>certainly deep enough in Burbank that it could be fake.

0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:25.560
<v Speaker 3>It could easily be fake. This could be part of

0:26:25.640 --> 0:26:26.840
<v Speaker 3>that new Scare prank.

0:26:26.920 --> 0:26:27.120
<v Speaker 5>Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye.

0:26:27.480 --> 0:26:29.800
<v Speaker 5>Absolutely, I would love that. We've been begging to be

0:26:29.840 --> 0:26:32.479
<v Speaker 5>on that show too. Oh yeah, if you know, if

0:26:32.520 --> 0:26:35.000
<v Speaker 5>you know anyone, By the way, we've been banging our.

0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:38.560
<v Speaker 3>Phone number on this for people to call in if

0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:40.120
<v Speaker 3>they know someone that can get us on a scare

0:26:40.160 --> 0:26:40.640
<v Speaker 3>Prink show.

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<v Speaker 5>Please, I'll leave my contacts in the description. He can

0:26:45.400 --> 0:26:45.720
<v Speaker 5>I do that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how that works. I think you can

0:26:47.320 --> 0:26:49.159
<v Speaker 3>put those in the descriptions. We'll put your personal.

0:26:48.920 --> 0:26:52.240
<v Speaker 5>Phone number, we put my home address, maybe your wife's

0:26:52.240 --> 0:26:52.960
<v Speaker 5>phone number.

0:26:54.280 --> 0:26:54.440
<v Speaker 2>Here.

0:26:54.680 --> 0:26:58.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, right right, yeah, we're all pointing. We're all pointing down.

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<v Speaker 5>Smash that email button immediately.

0:27:01.359 --> 0:27:05.880
<v Speaker 3>It's a subscribe. Okay, now this feels like a distraction.

0:27:06.040 --> 0:27:09.600
<v Speaker 3>You brought a gift to my podcast. Yeah, a gorgeous gift.

0:27:10.359 --> 0:27:14.160
<v Speaker 3>Kind of a tan envelope, says Bridger, not even centered

0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:15.520
<v Speaker 3>in the middle of the envelope.

0:27:15.680 --> 0:27:19.320
<v Speaker 5>Okay, clear this was written in the dark. I'm not sure, okay,

0:27:19.600 --> 0:27:24.320
<v Speaker 5>or like driving, Yeah, maybe using a steering wheel as

0:27:24.400 --> 0:27:27.080
<v Speaker 5>a table. I mean, I wouldn't.

0:27:27.080 --> 0:27:28.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't even have to ask. I assume this is

0:27:28.720 --> 0:27:29.159
<v Speaker 3>a gift for me.

0:27:29.480 --> 0:27:31.840
<v Speaker 5>It is a gift for you. We just I know

0:27:32.000 --> 0:27:34.080
<v Speaker 5>it's a you know obviously the title, but we just

0:27:34.160 --> 0:27:37.680
<v Speaker 5>felt like, look, we've worked together, we're now, you know,

0:27:37.880 --> 0:27:41.280
<v Speaker 5>more than colleagues, were friends. We wanted to show our

0:27:41.359 --> 0:27:44.800
<v Speaker 5>deep gratitude for you as a as a colleague, as

0:27:44.800 --> 0:27:49.359
<v Speaker 5>a friend, and as a host by bringing something. You know,

0:27:49.560 --> 0:27:51.040
<v Speaker 5>it was the least we could do.

0:27:51.240 --> 0:27:58.400
<v Speaker 3>It was okay, I agree. Well let me get into

0:27:58.480 --> 0:28:01.360
<v Speaker 3>it here. Let's open it's near the mike.

0:28:01.920 --> 0:28:07.280
<v Speaker 5>The telltale ripping of the Yeah you caught an envelope. Yeah,

0:28:07.320 --> 0:28:11.480
<v Speaker 5>you really sealed it. Yeah, that's the thick.

0:28:13.920 --> 0:28:19.680
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Oh, what could this card possibly be for? So?

0:28:20.000 --> 0:28:21.960
<v Speaker 3>The card says I was really hoping this would turn

0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:24.600
<v Speaker 3>out different. And it's kind of a pretty car.

0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:27.280
<v Speaker 5>It's a nice card. H So much does it say inside?

0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:32.399
<v Speaker 3>This is such a says I'm so sorry. I know

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:33.720
<v Speaker 3>how much this meant to you.

0:28:35.280 --> 0:28:40.240
<v Speaker 5>What is this card for? Okay? What wait? No, we

0:28:40.360 --> 0:28:41.200
<v Speaker 5>have to talk about the card.

0:28:41.240 --> 0:28:43.520
<v Speaker 3>Let's talk about this car for something else in here?

0:28:43.560 --> 0:28:45.560
<v Speaker 5>But okay, so why don't we do this? How about you?

0:28:45.640 --> 0:28:48.000
<v Speaker 5>How about you guess? Yeah? What do you think?

0:28:48.120 --> 0:28:48.239
<v Speaker 2>Well?

0:28:48.320 --> 0:28:52.080
<v Speaker 5>This could possibly that? What category? You're in CBS and

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:56.400
<v Speaker 5>you're looking at all the different there's just because I.

0:28:56.800 --> 0:28:59.640
<v Speaker 3>Know how much this meant to you. I mean, I

0:28:59.640 --> 0:29:02.440
<v Speaker 3>would get it's like not getting a job or something.

0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:05.040
<v Speaker 5>That's a pretty good guess. That's a great gus. Not correct.

0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:08.320
<v Speaker 5>Think about something a little bit heavier, a little bit more,

0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:10.200
<v Speaker 5>a little a little bit more serious.

0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:11.880
<v Speaker 3>Is this that somebody died?

0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:16.160
<v Speaker 5>Not exactly depending on where what side of the aisle

0:29:16.200 --> 0:29:19.840
<v Speaker 5>you're on. How about this? I took a picture of this, okay,

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:23.600
<v Speaker 5>because I didn't think that anyone would actually believe me.

0:29:23.880 --> 0:29:25.800
<v Speaker 3>So I'm going to show you what it says. And

0:29:25.920 --> 0:29:31.280
<v Speaker 3>then you infertility. Oh my god, this is such a

0:29:31.400 --> 0:29:35.680
<v Speaker 3>weird category. It's certainly not like a conversation you have

0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:39.080
<v Speaker 3>with close flints. No, you just want somebody a car

0:29:39.160 --> 0:29:40.440
<v Speaker 3>to drive all so.

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:43.920
<v Speaker 5>Overplex do you go there looking for that card where

0:29:43.920 --> 0:29:46.680
<v Speaker 5>you're like, oh, all right, I see Valentine's Day. You

0:29:46.680 --> 0:29:48.280
<v Speaker 5>guys don't have infertility, do you.

0:29:49.080 --> 0:29:52.040
<v Speaker 3>This is such a personal, intimate conversation you have.

0:29:52.360 --> 0:29:55.680
<v Speaker 5>It's unbelievable. Also say like, I know you were hoping

0:29:55.760 --> 0:30:00.360
<v Speaker 5>it would turn out differently. Of course, Yeah no, no, no,

0:30:00.680 --> 0:30:02.240
<v Speaker 5>that's really card.

0:30:03.960 --> 0:30:04.200
<v Speaker 3>You were.

0:30:04.400 --> 0:30:07.280
<v Speaker 5>It's also like not something that you like, Let's just

0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:10.000
<v Speaker 5>say a man is infertile like you are. There's nothing

0:30:10.120 --> 0:30:12.400
<v Speaker 5>to reverse it necessary, right, Like, that's it.

0:30:13.560 --> 0:30:16.640
<v Speaker 3>This is not your boss is not buying this card.

0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:18.440
<v Speaker 3>You know, it's not like someone you have a cold

0:30:18.520 --> 0:30:19.240
<v Speaker 3>relationship with.

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:24.959
<v Speaker 5>This, it's not a casual acquaintance. It's also wildly inappropriate

0:30:25.040 --> 0:30:26.960
<v Speaker 5>for your spouse, because that would be the person you

0:30:27.120 --> 0:30:28.720
<v Speaker 5>truly share this sadness with.

0:30:29.280 --> 0:30:31.280
<v Speaker 3>To get you a greeting card, you'd be like, why

0:30:31.520 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 3>why the marriage? It's like, I thought you hope this

0:30:34.680 --> 0:30:36.480
<v Speaker 3>marriage would turn out different, right, Yeah.

0:30:36.520 --> 0:30:38.640
<v Speaker 5>Well yes, I thought I would someone who could give

0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 5>me kicks, who wouldn't buy me cards. The trajectory of

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:45.320
<v Speaker 5>the marriage has has gone south. Now everything I thought

0:30:45.480 --> 0:30:49.120
<v Speaker 5>was gonna happen with my life is now different. Card

0:30:49.440 --> 0:30:53.320
<v Speaker 5>came in. I spent three ninety nine at CVS. I

0:30:53.520 --> 0:30:56.120
<v Speaker 5>think they're hoping that because obviously I don't. I can't

0:30:56.120 --> 0:30:58.600
<v Speaker 5>imagine anyone's going looking for it. I think they put

0:30:58.680 --> 0:31:01.320
<v Speaker 5>it in a place like where between like birthday and

0:31:01.520 --> 0:31:06.720
<v Speaker 5>bar Mitz or something where there's I saw someone who's infertilesing,

0:31:06.920 --> 0:31:08.600
<v Speaker 5>you know what I mean? It was right at eye level.

0:31:08.680 --> 0:31:10.280
<v Speaker 5>I think it's one of those where they want you

0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:12.240
<v Speaker 5>to see it when you're in there for something else,

0:31:12.360 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 5>and then when you encounter an infertility diagnosis, you know

0:31:17.120 --> 0:31:17.880
<v Speaker 5>that there's a I.

0:31:17.960 --> 0:31:21.640
<v Speaker 3>Don't have social skills right, and you're a complete.

0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:26.640
<v Speaker 5>And you want your marriage or your partnership to end immediately.

0:31:27.160 --> 0:31:29.920
<v Speaker 5>You present that person with a card who's been just

0:31:30.120 --> 0:31:34.960
<v Speaker 5>given devastating news, you're profoundly emotionally. That being said, I

0:31:35.120 --> 0:31:38.360
<v Speaker 5>do think a card that you send someone for like

0:31:38.520 --> 0:31:42.160
<v Speaker 5>a death, it's almost like even more common, were far

0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:44.480
<v Speaker 5>more common. Yeah, So like I think it's that is touching.

0:31:44.560 --> 0:31:45.480
<v Speaker 5>I mean that can be nice.

0:31:45.520 --> 0:31:48.200
<v Speaker 3>Well, with the death you can find out in the newspaper, yes, exactly,

0:31:48.240 --> 0:31:51.040
<v Speaker 3>but you're not finding out someone I usually which well

0:31:51.440 --> 0:31:51.960
<v Speaker 3>you haven't.

0:31:51.800 --> 0:31:54.720
<v Speaker 5>Read if you haven't read my circular. He likes to

0:31:54.800 --> 0:32:01.760
<v Speaker 5>go to go out with the bank. Yeah yeah remember her?

0:32:02.480 --> 0:32:04.400
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, you guessed it. Yeah.

0:32:06.280 --> 0:32:08.080
<v Speaker 3>I would love to see more cards in this category.

0:32:09.160 --> 0:32:11.680
<v Speaker 5>Nice thing about that card and the reason that it

0:32:11.880 --> 0:32:14.560
<v Speaker 5>wasn't just for the gag, but I also thought it

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:18.840
<v Speaker 5>probably would apply to our performance on the podcast. Right,

0:32:18.920 --> 0:32:23.360
<v Speaker 5>of course, that's the nice thing. I'm going home in

0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:27.800
<v Speaker 5>a rage, almost driving off the road. You just look

0:32:27.840 --> 0:32:31.800
<v Speaker 5>at that glance on your front seat see and you're like,

0:32:32.040 --> 0:32:32.640
<v Speaker 5>that was sweet.

0:32:32.880 --> 0:32:35.840
<v Speaker 3>You know what, They gave it their best. We all

0:32:35.920 --> 0:32:36.240
<v Speaker 3>tried to.

0:32:36.520 --> 0:32:39.040
<v Speaker 5>You're certainly throwing a scarf around yourself in a haste

0:32:40.360 --> 0:32:42.440
<v Speaker 5>as you drive off without.

0:32:42.160 --> 0:32:44.760
<v Speaker 3>A Okay, well should we get into what's happening here?

0:32:44.840 --> 0:32:45.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:32:45.080 --> 0:32:54.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's my order for thirty dollars. Yes, and it

0:32:54.120 --> 0:32:57.640
<v Speaker 3>says a memo podcast that's appropriate. I okay, so you

0:32:57.760 --> 0:33:00.840
<v Speaker 3>just wanted to pay who and or what is being

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:04.320
<v Speaker 3>paid AGAs a transaction.

0:33:04.560 --> 0:33:07.120
<v Speaker 5>Again, it's not a pay to play thing for being

0:33:07.160 --> 0:33:10.040
<v Speaker 5>on the podcast. Again, I thought take it as a bride.

0:33:10.200 --> 0:33:14.120
<v Speaker 5>We thought a little a little check would help soften

0:33:14.360 --> 0:33:17.520
<v Speaker 5>again the blow of probably a lackluster Well, if this.

0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:19.600
<v Speaker 3>Cuts out to other other people, they're going to try

0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:21.320
<v Speaker 3>paying thirty dollars to get on the podcast.

0:33:21.400 --> 0:33:26.480
<v Speaker 5>Okay, so we're gonna have a flood by the way, Yeah,

0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:28.400
<v Speaker 5>I mean that's not a terrible thing. You said that.

0:33:28.400 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 5>I definitely won't end up in your closet. I would

0:33:30.920 --> 0:33:31.680
<v Speaker 5>imagine this is.

0:33:36.160 --> 0:33:37.920
<v Speaker 3>Thirty dollars worth of cocaine.

0:33:39.040 --> 0:33:43.360
<v Speaker 5>That's got to click. I know your night's gonna go.

0:33:43.960 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 5>It's gonna be amazing.

0:33:46.120 --> 0:33:48.360
<v Speaker 3>What so, what was the thought behind this.

0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:51.560
<v Speaker 5>I just wanted, you know, I think we were just

0:33:51.640 --> 0:33:54.880
<v Speaker 5>thinking something that you I mean, we've listened to a

0:33:54.960 --> 0:33:58.120
<v Speaker 5>lot of the uh, and it seems like many people

0:33:58.320 --> 0:34:02.080
<v Speaker 5>do disobey you. Sure, uh and it felt like you

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:05.360
<v Speaker 5>have a lot of stuff. This way you can buy

0:34:05.400 --> 0:34:09.480
<v Speaker 5>yourself something that you really need. Yeah, really want something

0:34:09.520 --> 0:34:11.920
<v Speaker 5>skydiving thing, you know, by the way, I mean, it's

0:34:11.960 --> 0:34:15.719
<v Speaker 5>I don't can I say. It seems like now that

0:34:15.880 --> 0:34:17.799
<v Speaker 5>you're almost at a point on this podcast where you're

0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:21.560
<v Speaker 5>soliciting things that you want people to give you. Like

0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:24.840
<v Speaker 5>you were like it's like skydiving just happened to come up,

0:34:24.960 --> 0:34:25.640
<v Speaker 5>or you're like, we.

0:34:25.680 --> 0:34:27.359
<v Speaker 3>Should maybe you should brainstorm things.

0:34:27.719 --> 0:34:34.160
<v Speaker 5>We nightstand a single night stand, just one night stand

0:34:36.400 --> 0:34:38.200
<v Speaker 5>that's pushed up against the wall in your guest room

0:34:38.239 --> 0:34:44.120
<v Speaker 5>where you often sleep in a rage. Maybe keep them

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:47.279
<v Speaker 5>there to uh keep the card in there?

0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:49.359
<v Speaker 3>You did you go to the post office together?

0:34:49.480 --> 0:34:51.279
<v Speaker 5>I went to the post office. Is a huge I

0:34:51.360 --> 0:34:54.520
<v Speaker 5>went to I went to the post officey, this was

0:34:54.600 --> 0:34:56.800
<v Speaker 5>not it was on the way. I did walk in

0:34:57.360 --> 0:35:01.840
<v Speaker 5>to the Studio City post Office. Shout out Janice for

0:35:02.160 --> 0:35:02.520
<v Speaker 5>the best.

0:35:03.160 --> 0:35:03.279
<v Speaker 1>Uh.

0:35:03.560 --> 0:35:06.279
<v Speaker 5>It was completely empty, and so I would I would

0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:08.799
<v Speaker 5>have gotten mad if that. The bit was I had

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:11.319
<v Speaker 5>to wait for two hours to get a postal money

0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:13.320
<v Speaker 5>order because I was pot committed by then. There's no

0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:17.160
<v Speaker 5>I parked. I was there. We're getting that that money order. Yeah,

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 5>this is and I just honestly, the real reason I

0:35:19.719 --> 0:35:22.200
<v Speaker 5>got the money order is I thought you would not

0:35:22.400 --> 0:35:25.160
<v Speaker 5>believe that we could pass a real check.

0:35:25.480 --> 0:35:26.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, of course I would have had to.

0:35:28.360 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 5>Cash back cash it is and again counterfeit.

0:35:37.239 --> 0:35:38.879
<v Speaker 3>The hologram band.

0:35:39.040 --> 0:35:41.120
<v Speaker 5>That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I know how you are,

0:35:41.360 --> 0:35:44.080
<v Speaker 5>and I have written you some bad checks in the past,

0:35:44.760 --> 0:35:45.920
<v Speaker 5>but that that's a.

0:35:46.040 --> 0:35:47.160
<v Speaker 3>Pretty bad situation.

0:35:47.360 --> 0:35:50.120
<v Speaker 5>Not good. I've given you a counterfeit biller.

0:35:51.600 --> 0:35:55.400
<v Speaker 3>Who has handed at Target. I was just trying to

0:35:55.440 --> 0:35:57.120
<v Speaker 3>do a grocery trip and suddenly.

0:35:59.320 --> 0:36:01.880
<v Speaker 5>Called off in to Target jail. Yeah, we paid your

0:36:01.880 --> 0:36:04.600
<v Speaker 5>script fee in cash. Remember that one time? I thought

0:36:04.640 --> 0:36:06.320
<v Speaker 5>that was funny. Well, you go throwed a bunch of

0:36:06.360 --> 0:36:09.200
<v Speaker 5>stuff for us, a bunch of our scripts, and all paid.

0:36:09.239 --> 0:36:14.880
<v Speaker 5>It was a fake Samsonit briefcase, by the way, not

0:36:15.040 --> 0:36:17.520
<v Speaker 5>even the suitcase. Remember it just fell into dust and

0:36:17.640 --> 0:36:19.520
<v Speaker 5>just turned into dust but exploded.

0:36:21.400 --> 0:36:22.960
<v Speaker 3>That was the only thing you would spend money on.

0:36:23.120 --> 0:36:25.960
<v Speaker 5>Quality so weird because you think we didn't rob a bank.

0:36:26.080 --> 0:36:29.400
<v Speaker 5>We literally made counterfeit money and then put die packs

0:36:29.440 --> 0:36:33.040
<v Speaker 5>in for no reason, just just just for the funny.

0:36:33.320 --> 0:36:35.560
<v Speaker 5>So when you opened it up to get your script fee,

0:36:35.800 --> 0:36:38.359
<v Speaker 5>it exploded in your face and died your face blue.

0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 5>For it was several weeks, it was. It was weak.

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:42.600
<v Speaker 3>I had to I was out of the public eye

0:36:42.640 --> 0:36:45.040
<v Speaker 3>for at least a month, ordering in.

0:36:46.080 --> 0:36:48.200
<v Speaker 5>So and then trying to pay in cash and getting

0:36:48.200 --> 0:36:49.520
<v Speaker 5>beaten up by delivery people.

0:36:49.680 --> 0:36:51.440
<v Speaker 3>It was bad, just snowballing.

0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:55.319
<v Speaker 5>So anyway, so you understand now why the money order.

0:36:55.440 --> 0:36:58.719
<v Speaker 3>What is a money order for at this point of time,

0:36:59.560 --> 0:36:59.920
<v Speaker 3>what are we.

0:37:00.800 --> 0:37:03.040
<v Speaker 5>I would imagine it's a it's the equivalent of like

0:37:03.080 --> 0:37:05.240
<v Speaker 5>a cashier's check, just to prove that it's like actual

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:08.200
<v Speaker 5>real So I'd imagine like if you're putting a deposit

0:37:08.320 --> 0:37:11.759
<v Speaker 5>on an apartment or something that require you can pay

0:37:12.880 --> 0:37:15.320
<v Speaker 5>I don't know taxes with it. I'm not I'm not

0:37:15.440 --> 0:37:19.480
<v Speaker 5>really sure. I think honestly. Now, mostly it's for gifts

0:37:19.520 --> 0:37:21.799
<v Speaker 5>for podcast hosts. I think it's like I think that's

0:37:21.840 --> 0:37:23.920
<v Speaker 5>like it's number one currency.

0:37:23.640 --> 0:37:27.600
<v Speaker 3>Viral giving money orders to podcast.

0:37:27.239 --> 0:37:30.200
<v Speaker 5>Host I gave a podcast House of Money Order.

0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:35.160
<v Speaker 3>Forty million views TV deal.

0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:37.359
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean they're making a lot of money. They

0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:38.880
<v Speaker 5>don't make any money on it. Oh, no, they do.

0:37:39.000 --> 0:37:42.239
<v Speaker 5>They make two two thirty five, So just wait for

0:37:42.400 --> 0:37:44.399
<v Speaker 5>the post office makes it. It's a two thirty two

0:37:44.400 --> 0:37:45.640
<v Speaker 5>dollars and thirty five cent fee.

0:37:45.719 --> 0:37:47.279
<v Speaker 3>So you have to pay thirty two dollars for this

0:37:47.400 --> 0:37:49.520
<v Speaker 3>thirty two fifty? How old fashion of them.

0:37:49.680 --> 0:37:52.120
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I paid the two to fifty. Then you said

0:37:53.360 --> 0:37:55.279
<v Speaker 5>I think I got to fifty on it. Yeah. I

0:37:55.360 --> 0:37:57.400
<v Speaker 5>was like, okay, I'll just I'll put up the thirty.

0:37:57.520 --> 0:38:00.080
<v Speaker 5>That's fine, I'll get the card too. Fought tooth and

0:38:00.160 --> 0:38:03.200
<v Speaker 5>nail against this. I was like, I can scram something

0:38:03.239 --> 0:38:04.560
<v Speaker 5>in my house for free. I have soup.

0:38:07.080 --> 0:38:10.160
<v Speaker 3>Like a lot of past guests, it's fake. It's fake

0:38:10.520 --> 0:38:12.320
<v Speaker 3>grabbing at things on their way out of the house.

0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:14.839
<v Speaker 5>Sure has that ever happened on this show? Or it's

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:15.960
<v Speaker 5>very obvious?

0:38:16.160 --> 0:38:18.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean we have, I mean guests frequently say well

0:38:18.120 --> 0:38:22.560
<v Speaker 3>I saw this, Yeah, got it in my in my apartment. Yeah,

0:38:22.800 --> 0:38:24.560
<v Speaker 3>like I had to get rid of this that kind

0:38:24.640 --> 0:38:24.960
<v Speaker 3>of thing.

0:38:25.200 --> 0:38:26.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I saw this and thought of you. It's a

0:38:27.000 --> 0:38:33.560
<v Speaker 5>preas floor mat, very dirty, very very filthy.

0:38:33.880 --> 0:38:35.480
<v Speaker 3>Well, now I've got to think about thirty dollars things

0:38:35.520 --> 0:38:36.200
<v Speaker 3>that i'd like to buy.

0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:38.560
<v Speaker 5>Well, you know, you don't have to only spend it

0:38:38.719 --> 0:38:39.799
<v Speaker 5>on thirty dollars things.

0:38:40.200 --> 0:38:43.600
<v Speaker 3>Well, but that's why you don't know me for god, Okay, okay,

0:38:44.200 --> 0:38:46.640
<v Speaker 3>So if a cent more, I'll feel like my day's rude.

0:38:47.800 --> 0:38:49.520
<v Speaker 5>I'd like, Oh, they got me to spend more money.

0:38:49.680 --> 0:38:53.120
<v Speaker 5>Not easy, okay, got oh. I think it's I think

0:38:53.120 --> 0:38:54.759
<v Speaker 5>it's a reasonably priced entree.

0:38:55.239 --> 0:38:57.839
<v Speaker 3>It is a recently Yeah, it's like a reasonable meal

0:38:57.920 --> 0:38:59.160
<v Speaker 3>at a you know, diner.

0:39:00.160 --> 0:39:03.040
<v Speaker 5>But it's like a chicken parmesan at John and Vinnie's,

0:39:05.719 --> 0:39:08.239
<v Speaker 5>like twenty seven and then you and.

0:39:08.480 --> 0:39:09.719
<v Speaker 3>Then they build the tip in.

0:39:09.920 --> 0:39:11.880
<v Speaker 5>That's how John and Vinnie get you. Yeah, that's how

0:39:11.920 --> 0:39:12.279
<v Speaker 5>they get you.

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:14.239
<v Speaker 3>They're yeah, because they build the tip in. And then

0:39:14.239 --> 0:39:15.879
<v Speaker 3>I also say you need to tip right.

0:39:16.120 --> 0:39:20.000
<v Speaker 5>No, I don't do it anymore. Oh okay, yeah, right, public.

0:39:19.960 --> 0:39:21.040
<v Speaker 3>There was a situation.

0:39:21.440 --> 0:39:25.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you'll have to go to the bank and deposit it.

0:39:26.920 --> 0:39:30.200
<v Speaker 5>It creates a little work. Yeah, it's because then you'll

0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:32.520
<v Speaker 5>get your money, but you'll have to work for it.

0:39:32.800 --> 0:39:34.920
<v Speaker 5>But I also like that then you'll think about us

0:39:34.960 --> 0:39:36.200
<v Speaker 5>when you're like, why do I have to go to

0:39:36.280 --> 0:39:38.839
<v Speaker 5>the bank to do this thing? And then you'll spend

0:39:38.880 --> 0:39:41.600
<v Speaker 5>your You'll find your entree and you'll be excited.

0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:43.120
<v Speaker 3>Because we are you kidding me?

0:39:43.800 --> 0:39:45.640
<v Speaker 5>You do need to, I mean, you don't have to,

0:39:45.719 --> 0:39:48.160
<v Speaker 5>but I'd love you to keep us posted on like what.

0:39:48.280 --> 0:39:49.560
<v Speaker 3>You'll find out what I buy? I mean, I'll have

0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:51.440
<v Speaker 3>to post about it on Instagram. Listeners are going to

0:39:51.520 --> 0:39:52.920
<v Speaker 3>demand what thirty dollars item?

0:39:53.200 --> 0:39:54.040
<v Speaker 5>And not to brag.

0:39:54.280 --> 0:39:57.319
<v Speaker 3>Just yesterday, I opened an envelope at home. I got

0:39:57.360 --> 0:40:00.840
<v Speaker 3>thirty five dollars from a sewage class action lawsuits.

0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:02.759
<v Speaker 5>Wow, I don't even know what was happening. Can you

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:04.040
<v Speaker 5>actively take part in it?

0:40:04.920 --> 0:40:06.759
<v Speaker 3>Apparently it was happening to me, and that's all that

0:40:06.840 --> 0:40:08.640
<v Speaker 3>had to happen. They gave us all thirty.

0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:14.480
<v Speaker 5>Five Really living your Aaron Brockovich moment, fighting injustice in

0:40:14.560 --> 0:40:20.760
<v Speaker 5>the sewage industry. That's amazing. To the sewers ship cluster,

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:25.120
<v Speaker 5>I know it. It smells paramo everywhere in this whole

0:40:25.160 --> 0:40:28.640
<v Speaker 5>block smells bad. I know, let's sue immediately.

0:40:29.680 --> 0:40:30.800
<v Speaker 3>Let's not even look into it.

0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:33.279
<v Speaker 5>We don't need to start doing You don't need to

0:40:33.360 --> 0:40:36.000
<v Speaker 5>do any of the tests. It's none of the records.

0:40:36.360 --> 0:40:39.319
<v Speaker 5>Just follow your nose. They didn't even really put up

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:42.319
<v Speaker 5>a fight. It wasn't dramatic at all. They're like, all right, sure,

0:40:42.360 --> 0:40:43.640
<v Speaker 5>here's someone high.

0:40:43.680 --> 0:40:47.920
<v Speaker 3>Hell literally, yeah, I've so now I've got sixty five

0:40:47.960 --> 0:40:49.160
<v Speaker 3>dollars to my name.

0:40:49.440 --> 0:40:49.720
<v Speaker 5>Wow.

0:40:50.280 --> 0:40:52.759
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, hey, and one of them was able I was

0:40:52.800 --> 0:40:54.359
<v Speaker 3>able to deposit electronically.

0:40:54.480 --> 0:40:56.279
<v Speaker 5>Oh you can do that too, Yes, of course, I'm

0:40:56.320 --> 0:40:57.080
<v Speaker 5>sure you will be able to.

0:40:57.160 --> 0:40:59.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh I think this actually, I wonder if you can

0:41:00.560 --> 0:41:02.279
<v Speaker 3>deposit of money order electronically.

0:41:02.400 --> 0:41:03.800
<v Speaker 5>You know what you could do is you could go

0:41:04.040 --> 0:41:05.600
<v Speaker 5>what if you went to the post office and just

0:41:05.640 --> 0:41:07.080
<v Speaker 5>bought thirty dollars worth of stamps.

0:41:07.520 --> 0:41:08.680
<v Speaker 3>That's actually not a bad you.

0:41:08.680 --> 0:41:10.880
<v Speaker 5>Know what I mean, Like you're bringing it back. It's

0:41:10.960 --> 0:41:12.600
<v Speaker 5>kind of full over the post office.

0:41:12.880 --> 0:41:14.560
<v Speaker 3>I can get the stamps I actually want.

0:41:14.840 --> 0:41:19.239
<v Speaker 5>Finally, Yeah, because you sign up for that mystery box

0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:19.759
<v Speaker 5>and that's been a.

0:41:19.800 --> 0:41:22.760
<v Speaker 3>Whole pain, very offensive staff.

0:41:22.960 --> 0:41:24.759
<v Speaker 5>You never know what you're gonna get. How can those

0:41:24.800 --> 0:41:28.000
<v Speaker 5>be real? Some of those I genuinely don't understand. I

0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:30.200
<v Speaker 5>really don't understand. I love when people at the post

0:41:30.239 --> 0:41:33.879
<v Speaker 5>office take so long to decide what stamps they want.

0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:40.719
<v Speaker 5>Of course, caboos. It's caboos. Wait no, no, no, no, no,

0:41:40.760 --> 0:41:43.600
<v Speaker 5>no no no no no no, no no no no. Heart,

0:41:45.239 --> 0:41:46.040
<v Speaker 5>that's the van.

0:41:46.200 --> 0:41:47.080
<v Speaker 3>You should be designing.

0:41:47.520 --> 0:41:50.400
<v Speaker 5>Stamps. They usual American flag, which I think is like

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:54.600
<v Speaker 5>this default, the standard. Yeah. I just made both of those.

0:41:54.480 --> 0:41:56.600
<v Speaker 3>Up right off the top of your head, right, that's

0:41:56.680 --> 0:41:58.440
<v Speaker 3>amazing stamps.

0:41:59.719 --> 0:42:03.560
<v Speaker 5>That's crazy, that is insane. That's really good.

0:42:04.200 --> 0:42:06.360
<v Speaker 3>Uh well, I'll have to. I mean, we could brainstorm

0:42:06.400 --> 0:42:09.840
<v Speaker 3>thirty dollars things now other than dinner. Let's say I

0:42:09.880 --> 0:42:11.240
<v Speaker 3>could buy a decent shirt.

0:42:12.080 --> 0:42:13.160
<v Speaker 5>What decent shirt?

0:42:13.800 --> 0:42:16.400
<v Speaker 3>Are you kidding me? I could find a lot of

0:42:16.480 --> 0:42:22.000
<v Speaker 3>decent shirts. Okay, shirts, probably a T shirt ultimately, but yeah, okay,

0:42:22.120 --> 0:42:22.319
<v Speaker 3>like a.

0:42:22.320 --> 0:42:27.759
<v Speaker 5>T shirt you could buy. I feel like a pair

0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:29.880
<v Speaker 5>of socks, like sandals.

0:42:29.840 --> 0:42:31.840
<v Speaker 3>Sandals, probably socks and sandals.

0:42:32.360 --> 0:42:36.200
<v Speaker 5>Nor classic. That's insane. It is a classic, classic combo.

0:42:36.960 --> 0:42:41.440
<v Speaker 5>This climate it's getting, it's getting, it'll turn turn. Oh

0:42:41.520 --> 0:42:44.759
<v Speaker 5>you're not talking politically, you're actually talking in this climate. Yes,

0:42:45.520 --> 0:42:47.160
<v Speaker 5>actually breathe.

0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:50.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh got it because you used to be political. No, no, no, no,

0:42:52.120 --> 0:42:53.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm also surprised.

0:42:53.080 --> 0:42:53.440
<v Speaker 2>You do not.

0:42:53.680 --> 0:42:56.160
<v Speaker 5>I was like, no, do not, get don't go there.

0:42:56.239 --> 0:42:58.440
<v Speaker 5>I've never been said, don't go there. I don't believe

0:42:58.440 --> 0:43:02.759
<v Speaker 5>in talking about it very person I don't play politics.

0:43:03.400 --> 0:43:06.719
<v Speaker 5>I don't talk about politics. There's nothing happening that I'm

0:43:06.760 --> 0:43:10.160
<v Speaker 5>aware of right now that makes us like feel like

0:43:10.239 --> 0:43:12.279
<v Speaker 5>we should talk about it. I think it doesn't affect me,

0:43:13.800 --> 0:43:17.319
<v Speaker 5>like I'm chilling, and I think a lot of people

0:43:17.480 --> 0:43:20.160
<v Speaker 5>like his political stances, like I'm gonna be fine, you.

0:43:20.200 --> 0:43:20.560
<v Speaker 2>Know what I mean.

0:43:21.719 --> 0:43:24.359
<v Speaker 5>I think that that's I'm gonna be fine. Yeah, yeah,

0:43:24.480 --> 0:43:27.439
<v Speaker 5>like doesn't matter. Let them fight it out, like I'll

0:43:27.480 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 5>be through it. I'm gonna eat. Yeah, you know, I'm

0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:32.600
<v Speaker 5>gonna buy sandals and I'm gonna wear socks with them.

0:43:32.719 --> 0:43:35.160
<v Speaker 5>We'll throw around thirty dollars like it's thirty two to fifties.

0:43:36.280 --> 0:43:38.120
<v Speaker 5>Put as much of a fee on it as you want,

0:43:38.280 --> 0:43:41.120
<v Speaker 5>because I'm still buying it. It's like a half a joke.

0:43:41.320 --> 0:43:43.239
<v Speaker 3>Well, this is a this is a trip to the

0:43:43.280 --> 0:43:45.320
<v Speaker 3>po or to the bank for me. Yeah, I have,

0:43:45.719 --> 0:43:48.000
<v Speaker 3>you know, I have my bank I go to. It

0:43:48.080 --> 0:43:50.120
<v Speaker 3>feels like a very old fashioned feels like it is

0:43:50.200 --> 0:43:52.800
<v Speaker 3>one that could be robbed at any point. Why is

0:43:52.840 --> 0:43:54.799
<v Speaker 3>that just No, it's like a very old school bank.

0:43:54.840 --> 0:43:56.399
<v Speaker 3>I think it's like probably been there for one hundred

0:43:56.480 --> 0:43:59.279
<v Speaker 3>years or something. They've obviously updated a little bit, but

0:43:59.320 --> 0:44:00.920
<v Speaker 3>there's something about it. When you walk in, You're like,

0:44:00.960 --> 0:44:03.280
<v Speaker 3>someone's certainly going to come in with a gun.

0:44:03.280 --> 0:44:06.200
<v Speaker 5>Right, it sounds like it's you. You're going to go.

0:44:06.880 --> 0:44:09.040
<v Speaker 3>I think somebody should come in with the gun. This

0:44:09.200 --> 0:44:10.200
<v Speaker 3>is the place to do it.

0:44:10.719 --> 0:44:16.279
<v Speaker 5>Like, I've written down the security guards walking patterns, so

0:44:16.560 --> 0:44:19.719
<v Speaker 5>this is really starting to look I know that the

0:44:19.800 --> 0:44:22.920
<v Speaker 5>manager is a drinking problem, so I've got that figured out.

0:44:23.560 --> 0:44:25.120
<v Speaker 5>Security guard watch is shark tank.

0:44:26.880 --> 0:44:29.719
<v Speaker 3>Just like clockwork deafening vault.

0:44:30.320 --> 0:44:31.840
<v Speaker 5>You've got a dry cleaning van that you are you

0:44:31.880 --> 0:44:33.399
<v Speaker 5>still driving around that dry cleaning van.

0:44:33.320 --> 0:44:35.440
<v Speaker 3>That you've got a new one one?

0:44:35.480 --> 0:44:39.240
<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, yeah, nice. Well, look I robbed a few banks.

0:44:40.320 --> 0:44:42.439
<v Speaker 3>You gotta you gotta spend money to make money.

0:44:42.640 --> 0:44:45.040
<v Speaker 5>That would be the dream I would love if that

0:44:45.400 --> 0:44:48.880
<v Speaker 5>was your story, if you rob banks.

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:51.560
<v Speaker 3>I'd be delighted to be able to just like if

0:44:51.560 --> 0:44:54.279
<v Speaker 3>you could tell everyone, or like tell one person like listen,

0:44:54.360 --> 0:44:56.560
<v Speaker 3>this is just kind of a joke and then get

0:44:56.600 --> 0:44:59.000
<v Speaker 3>to do it, yeah, and then be like, well tell him.

0:44:59.040 --> 0:45:01.520
<v Speaker 3>I was kidding a million. Everybody was kidding phenomenal. I

0:45:01.560 --> 0:45:02.000
<v Speaker 3>would love that.

0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:03.560
<v Speaker 5>I think they would take kindly to that.

0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:08.960
<v Speaker 8>Hey it's a big come on, have a sense of

0:45:09.080 --> 0:45:15.480
<v Speaker 8>humor so sensitive? Oh my god, shell something dragged?

0:45:17.560 --> 0:45:20.279
<v Speaker 5>I love it. I hope we do it. What if

0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:25.000
<v Speaker 5>we robbed the casino or like the bank wherever they

0:45:25.040 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 5>store all the money on our cruise?

0:45:27.000 --> 0:45:29.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh as part of the podcast record?

0:45:29.200 --> 0:45:36.720
<v Speaker 5>Yes, yeah, like Bridges three? Yeah, eleven is much much worse,

0:45:37.920 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 5>way more boring and stupid.

0:45:41.200 --> 0:45:41.560
<v Speaker 3>Take that.

0:45:43.400 --> 0:45:45.440
<v Speaker 5>Wait, sorry, you think it would be smarter.

0:45:45.760 --> 0:45:48.319
<v Speaker 3>It would be smarter, It would only be sexier. Yes,

0:45:49.320 --> 0:45:51.839
<v Speaker 3>it would have way more panache if the panash would

0:45:51.840 --> 0:45:52.399
<v Speaker 3>be through the room.

0:45:53.520 --> 0:45:55.879
<v Speaker 5>What about the what about the off camera pranks? Would

0:45:55.880 --> 0:45:56.359
<v Speaker 5>they be better?

0:45:56.520 --> 0:45:59.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, look who you're talking to? The original pranks? Sir?

0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:03.479
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I sat down on a thumb tack. Oh wow,

0:46:04.120 --> 0:46:06.560
<v Speaker 5>it's still in you. I really thought I had guess

0:46:06.600 --> 0:46:11.160
<v Speaker 5>it was a whoop because it was unbelievable. Yeah, it

0:46:11.239 --> 0:46:13.239
<v Speaker 5>was amazing, all right, So may I take it back?

0:46:13.320 --> 0:46:16.520
<v Speaker 5>That is that should be our move? Yeah, that's the move.

0:46:16.880 --> 0:46:18.960
<v Speaker 5>You go on a three day cruise. What day do

0:46:19.040 --> 0:46:23.640
<v Speaker 5>you think you rob on? You can't one? As soon

0:46:23.680 --> 0:46:29.640
<v Speaker 5>as you get on that you walked straight. You walk

0:46:29.760 --> 0:46:32.640
<v Speaker 5>straight to the bank on the cruise shah because there's

0:46:32.680 --> 0:46:35.239
<v Speaker 5>probably a t yeah exactly, they have to and then

0:46:35.239 --> 0:46:39.080
<v Speaker 5>you hide in plain sight sight. O interesting. What if

0:46:39.120 --> 0:46:41.160
<v Speaker 5>we did, like what if we did like an inside

0:46:41.239 --> 0:46:46.239
<v Speaker 5>man type of thing, Oh, cruise for like years. That's good.

0:46:50.880 --> 0:46:53.200
<v Speaker 5>The wall of like some just like in the like

0:46:53.400 --> 0:46:56.759
<v Speaker 5>inside no window. You're like in the walking fridge that

0:46:56.840 --> 0:47:02.160
<v Speaker 5>you've built in the walking fridge. Rockets of course got it.

0:47:02.239 --> 0:47:04.560
<v Speaker 3>So it's a false walk in fridge and so many

0:47:04.640 --> 0:47:06.160
<v Speaker 3>milkshakes and all.

0:47:06.080 --> 0:47:09.719
<v Speaker 5>You can drink. Well, I think it's fucking built out

0:47:09.760 --> 0:47:12.120
<v Speaker 5>of cardboard. I think did silver. The thing we're doing

0:47:12.200 --> 0:47:14.680
<v Speaker 5>is all the food. We're running a line though to

0:47:14.760 --> 0:47:16.920
<v Speaker 5>the milkshake machine so we can drink it like we

0:47:17.080 --> 0:47:19.760
<v Speaker 5>have our own tap. That's the only thing we can drink.

0:47:19.880 --> 0:47:22.200
<v Speaker 3>Just out of a crazy straw, the three of.

0:47:22.320 --> 0:47:24.960
<v Speaker 5>Us just passing it back and forth for years on

0:47:25.080 --> 0:47:25.719
<v Speaker 5>the open water.

0:47:26.040 --> 0:47:28.160
<v Speaker 3>That almost feels like the right idea for a movie.

0:47:28.760 --> 0:47:31.640
<v Speaker 5>It feels like, I mean, we're definitely closing in on something.

0:47:32.000 --> 0:47:35.360
<v Speaker 5>Bridges three is dancing with the diabetes devil in a

0:47:36.000 --> 0:47:38.719
<v Speaker 5>crazy way. But I guess is there a version where

0:47:38.760 --> 0:47:40.879
<v Speaker 5>you know, I think you're right first day, because if

0:47:40.920 --> 0:47:44.560
<v Speaker 5>you went third day maybe you could. Or you did

0:47:44.600 --> 0:47:46.719
<v Speaker 5>it right before you got off in Insonada and then

0:47:46.800 --> 0:47:48.040
<v Speaker 5>just disappeared into Mexico.

0:47:48.440 --> 0:47:50.920
<v Speaker 3>Right you get off on one of those busy ports.

0:47:51.040 --> 0:47:56.080
<v Speaker 5>That's wearing sunglasses and chasing you is going the opposite

0:47:56.120 --> 0:48:00.600
<v Speaker 5>way of the flo You're calmly walking off in disguise.

0:48:00.719 --> 0:48:03.279
<v Speaker 5>As the police arrive, you know what I mean. They

0:48:03.360 --> 0:48:06.000
<v Speaker 5>come in and then you're walking off. The camera. Obviously

0:48:06.080 --> 0:48:08.359
<v Speaker 5>we go to like a crane shot as we walk

0:48:08.400 --> 0:48:10.400
<v Speaker 5>in down Son and you realize we have to live

0:48:10.440 --> 0:48:14.040
<v Speaker 5>there for years and years. The ultimate life is lindsay,

0:48:14.080 --> 0:48:18.560
<v Speaker 5>I'll send for you. Yep. Yeah, she has to take

0:48:18.600 --> 0:48:21.120
<v Speaker 5>the same cruise. Yes, it's the only way. He's going

0:48:21.200 --> 0:48:23.840
<v Speaker 5>to retrace our steps. And she's gonna like be knocking

0:48:23.960 --> 0:48:26.440
<v Speaker 5>on like the wall of the walk in realizing that

0:48:26.560 --> 0:48:28.960
<v Speaker 5>it's a fall she's doing like she's just doing the

0:48:29.040 --> 0:48:31.600
<v Speaker 5>walk in fridge equivalent of it's a man baby, Yeah

0:48:31.960 --> 0:48:33.879
<v Speaker 5>to every fridd she's every friend.

0:48:34.000 --> 0:48:35.360
<v Speaker 3>It's not a fridge baby.

0:48:38.239 --> 0:48:45.640
<v Speaker 5>Yes, this isn't a French baby. It's not everyone's like

0:48:45.800 --> 0:48:49.640
<v Speaker 5>you're offending every fridge here. It's so rude, so rude.

0:48:50.040 --> 0:48:54.239
<v Speaker 5>It's so rude. Do I make That's what she says

0:48:54.280 --> 0:48:55.200
<v Speaker 5>to the milkshake machines.

0:48:56.440 --> 0:48:58.400
<v Speaker 3>It's in the Austin Power step.

0:48:58.560 --> 0:49:02.600
<v Speaker 5>Type of investigator. Investigative. I'll tell you. Lindsay is an

0:49:02.600 --> 0:49:06.200
<v Speaker 5>amazing detective. She gets very Austin Powers when she when

0:49:06.280 --> 0:49:10.280
<v Speaker 5>she investigates stuff, it is it is wild. Yeah, it's wild.

0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:12.520
<v Speaker 3>Austin Powers was kind of an I mean, he was

0:49:12.560 --> 0:49:14.960
<v Speaker 3>a spy, but also more of an investigator. He was.

0:49:15.040 --> 0:49:15.640
<v Speaker 5>He straddled.

0:49:15.640 --> 0:49:17.360
<v Speaker 3>I think he was getting in there and you know,

0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:19.960
<v Speaker 3>pulling wigs off and doing that kind of thing.

0:49:20.040 --> 0:49:22.239
<v Speaker 5>Of course it's tough to Yeah, I guess the line

0:49:22.360 --> 0:49:25.239
<v Speaker 5>is fuzzy. I guess between like international, well, he was

0:49:25.239 --> 0:49:26.880
<v Speaker 5>an international man of mystery, was his.

0:49:28.800 --> 0:49:32.200
<v Speaker 3>That sort of is like a pretty big umbrella name.

0:49:32.320 --> 0:49:34.360
<v Speaker 3>He could do truly anything he wants anything.

0:49:34.440 --> 0:49:36.279
<v Speaker 5>I mean, I think the movies. I think the Three

0:49:36.360 --> 0:49:40.520
<v Speaker 5>Movies proved that. Yeah, right in the way. Also, I

0:49:40.640 --> 0:49:43.560
<v Speaker 5>think so in only in only the best he could

0:49:43.600 --> 0:49:46.920
<v Speaker 5>even do the British accent anymore. Now in the in

0:49:47.200 --> 0:49:51.680
<v Speaker 5>uh in this speaking of I mean political anymore, I

0:49:51.760 --> 0:49:54.960
<v Speaker 5>can't do anything British. I mean, he was doing British

0:49:55.480 --> 0:49:58.200
<v Speaker 5>and Scottish. I mean, are you kidding me?

0:49:58.880 --> 0:49:59.279
<v Speaker 3>Get away?

0:49:59.400 --> 0:50:01.799
<v Speaker 5>I believe that we watched that movie and last yeah

0:50:02.840 --> 0:50:04.000
<v Speaker 5>day trying to cancel him.

0:50:05.480 --> 0:50:06.279
<v Speaker 3>Anybody see this.

0:50:06.360 --> 0:50:11.160
<v Speaker 5>Clip of dance needs the same film, just different clips.

0:50:11.719 --> 0:50:15.160
<v Speaker 5>Everything he says isn't in a British accident. Oh so

0:50:15.320 --> 0:50:18.760
<v Speaker 5>I can't play this, but he can put on the teeth. Okay, okay,

0:50:18.920 --> 0:50:21.640
<v Speaker 5>all right, bald cap. He remember he played doctor eating.

0:50:22.000 --> 0:50:25.840
<v Speaker 5>He does the Lord Michael's voice. That's Canadian. It's Canadian.

0:50:26.239 --> 0:50:30.239
<v Speaker 5>So he's doing it is crazy, It is wild. I'm

0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:34.319
<v Speaker 5>staying out of the shot. I'm saying he's he's Mike

0:50:34.400 --> 0:50:36.800
<v Speaker 5>Myer to I mean, full disclosure is attached to it.

0:50:36.920 --> 0:50:43.560
<v Speaker 5>One of Daniel's projects, several actually, each of them each literally,

0:50:43.800 --> 0:50:45.560
<v Speaker 5>and that's why he doesn't want to say anything because

0:50:45.560 --> 0:50:48.320
<v Speaker 5>all of them it's like Mike Myers and Mike Myers

0:50:48.840 --> 0:50:56.279
<v Speaker 5>and Mike Myers. He's pumping. We don't know what the

0:50:56.800 --> 0:50:58.719
<v Speaker 5>Maybe you can help us with this. Honestly, this is

0:50:58.760 --> 0:51:00.799
<v Speaker 5>a great idea. What none know what. We don't even

0:51:00.840 --> 0:51:03.320
<v Speaker 5>have the audio. We know that there's a dinner scene,

0:51:03.880 --> 0:51:06.600
<v Speaker 5>and we know that the camera moves around to each

0:51:06.840 --> 0:51:10.600
<v Speaker 5>person and they say something crazy and each one is

0:51:10.640 --> 0:51:13.120
<v Speaker 5>a Mike Myers. But we don't know where the movie goes.

0:51:13.440 --> 0:51:14.640
<v Speaker 5>We don't know what it's about.

0:51:14.760 --> 0:51:14.920
<v Speaker 3>Right.

0:51:16.120 --> 0:51:20.000
<v Speaker 5>Attached, He is attached. He is attached based on that pitch.

0:51:21.160 --> 0:51:21.839
<v Speaker 3>That's all it took.

0:51:21.960 --> 0:51:25.200
<v Speaker 5>That is all solid gold when you're us, Yeah, that

0:51:26.040 --> 0:51:28.400
<v Speaker 5>proven it does for it. You have the idea, we

0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:30.239
<v Speaker 5>have the idea. We have the IP. I mean we're

0:51:30.280 --> 0:51:33.840
<v Speaker 5>calling it IP. It's a dinner scene where he plays

0:51:33.960 --> 0:51:36.880
<v Speaker 5>nineteen carecter. By the way, it's a it's like a graduation,

0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:39.880
<v Speaker 5>like it's a big event. It's a banquet. It's a

0:51:39.960 --> 0:51:44.320
<v Speaker 5>banquet table and he plays nineteen characters one of the tables,

0:51:45.239 --> 0:51:49.120
<v Speaker 5>another table strangers, different strangers to each other, by the way,

0:51:49.520 --> 0:51:53.960
<v Speaker 5>to nineteen person tables. That's just that's just in that timeline. Yeah,

0:51:55.200 --> 0:51:59.759
<v Speaker 5>there's a multi yes in that timeline. Yeah, there's a

0:51:59.800 --> 0:52:02.319
<v Speaker 5>poor all to a much bigger dinner. Yes, somewhere else,

0:52:03.320 --> 0:52:06.480
<v Speaker 5>much bigger. It's I'm gonna give you a hint. I

0:52:06.520 --> 0:52:08.080
<v Speaker 5>think we just cracked it. It's in the with the

0:52:08.160 --> 0:52:12.200
<v Speaker 5>walk In. Oh goes through the walk In investigating a

0:52:12.320 --> 0:52:16.279
<v Speaker 5>cruise robbery with his partner Lindsay played by Daniel's wife

0:52:16.320 --> 0:52:16.840
<v Speaker 5>as herself.

0:52:17.200 --> 0:52:17.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:52:17.600 --> 0:52:19.680
<v Speaker 3>And then this is a spinoff of Bridgers three.

0:52:20.800 --> 0:52:23.239
<v Speaker 5>This is it's inspired. I think it's a prequel. Oh,

0:52:23.239 --> 0:52:25.120
<v Speaker 5>it's a three. Yeah, we're gonna have to cut him in.

0:52:26.920 --> 0:52:32.160
<v Speaker 5>It's a prequel. Yeah, you know what. The money and

0:52:32.239 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 5>we'll figure all right, give us the thirty and you're in. Yeah, slide.

0:52:36.120 --> 0:52:37.719
<v Speaker 5>Everyone is bought in for thirty.

0:52:37.680 --> 0:52:40.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, thirty dollars. I think that that's typically how these deals.

0:52:40.239 --> 0:52:41.759
<v Speaker 5>Thirty dollars in a greed in car. You know we

0:52:41.840 --> 0:52:44.160
<v Speaker 5>won that. That attachment feed didn't read about that in

0:52:44.239 --> 0:52:45.600
<v Speaker 5>the strike, of course.

0:52:45.640 --> 0:52:49.160
<v Speaker 3>The attachment Yes, I thought for that very hard. That

0:52:49.640 --> 0:52:54.200
<v Speaker 3>was my sign, the attachment feed. Yeahs walk for free.

0:52:55.239 --> 0:52:58.600
<v Speaker 3>That's what screw you, studios. I never want to work

0:52:58.640 --> 0:52:58.799
<v Speaker 3>for you.

0:52:58.880 --> 0:53:02.080
<v Speaker 5>Again without an attachment I thought that was smart.

0:53:02.560 --> 0:53:02.680
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

0:53:03.200 --> 0:53:05.480
<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm gonna take this and spend it. I'm to

0:53:05.520 --> 0:53:08.960
<v Speaker 3>put it towards something very important. Probably I'll probably spiral

0:53:09.080 --> 0:53:10.719
<v Speaker 3>for days trying to think of what I'm gonna buy.

0:53:10.920 --> 0:53:15.239
<v Speaker 5>I would only hope, and I honestly I feel bad now.

0:53:15.440 --> 0:53:18.359
<v Speaker 5>I should have thought that you this would be a disaster.

0:53:18.080 --> 0:53:21.799
<v Speaker 3>For this would just be days of my busy, busy line.

0:53:21.920 --> 0:53:24.479
<v Speaker 5>The other bit I did think would The other gift

0:53:24.560 --> 0:53:26.560
<v Speaker 5>that we were considering was a horse.

0:53:27.080 --> 0:53:29.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, well there's always a second episode.

0:53:29.640 --> 0:53:31.920
<v Speaker 5>Okay, well there is after that gift. Well, I was

0:53:31.960 --> 0:53:34.560
<v Speaker 5>gonna say, I feel like if that doesn't get us back,

0:53:34.600 --> 0:53:35.319
<v Speaker 5>I don't know what will.

0:53:36.000 --> 0:53:38.600
<v Speaker 3>Well, if I hear the sound of a horse over

0:53:38.680 --> 0:53:42.240
<v Speaker 3>a phone, I'll consider if you hear the telltale clomping,

0:53:42.440 --> 0:53:45.480
<v Speaker 3>yes of a horse, a little bit of a winnie

0:53:45.480 --> 0:53:48.200
<v Speaker 3>in the background as we're chatting, look behind you.

0:53:48.600 --> 0:53:52.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, during the during the pre interview, it would be

0:53:52.560 --> 0:53:54.520
<v Speaker 5>great if we went out into the parking lot and

0:53:54.600 --> 0:53:59.440
<v Speaker 5>we walked out together and I was on horseback. If

0:53:59.480 --> 0:54:04.040
<v Speaker 5>we sent a and it was like hey, parrotts, yeah,

0:54:04.800 --> 0:54:10.120
<v Speaker 5>sugar cube, goga cubes, a stall and then there is

0:54:10.200 --> 0:54:14.160
<v Speaker 5>no horse. You do eat all, just ride Daniel it

0:54:14.560 --> 0:54:17.200
<v Speaker 5>bridle whip. Yeah.

0:54:18.200 --> 0:54:20.680
<v Speaker 3>Well, I think we should play a game. Okay, We're

0:54:20.680 --> 0:54:22.759
<v Speaker 3>gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse. And

0:54:22.920 --> 0:54:25.320
<v Speaker 3>I need a number between one and ten from you two.

0:54:25.960 --> 0:54:32.919
<v Speaker 5>From we combined decide on Yeah, you got damn six. Okay.

0:54:33.000 --> 0:54:35.480
<v Speaker 3>I have to do some light calculating to get our

0:54:35.560 --> 0:54:38.279
<v Speaker 3>game pieces. So right now you can promote, recommend, do

0:54:38.360 --> 0:54:39.600
<v Speaker 3>whatever you want with the microphone.

0:54:39.680 --> 0:54:42.440
<v Speaker 5>I'll be right back, got it. What do we want

0:54:42.480 --> 0:54:45.279
<v Speaker 5>to promote? Well, we recently made a show called mister

0:54:45.360 --> 0:54:49.120
<v Speaker 5>Throwback we did, which is on the Peacock streaming platform.

0:54:49.280 --> 0:54:53.320
<v Speaker 5>It's available everywhere that Peacock is available. Everywhere that you

0:54:53.480 --> 0:54:56.359
<v Speaker 5>have Peacock. It's also available there. Get Peacock and then

0:54:56.400 --> 0:54:59.279
<v Speaker 5>you can have the show. It's it's a fun show.

0:54:59.480 --> 0:55:03.640
<v Speaker 5>Stars Stephen Curry, the basketball player, Adam Palley, the comedian

0:55:03.840 --> 0:55:07.320
<v Speaker 5>ego Wodhem also a comedian, Tracy Latts, the living legend

0:55:07.760 --> 0:55:13.520
<v Speaker 5>Aiden Mayary T, Tran Rich Summer, Uh, Blair Beacon uh.

0:55:13.840 --> 0:55:17.680
<v Speaker 5>And it was created by us and Adam and our

0:55:17.719 --> 0:55:21.359
<v Speaker 5>friend David Casp who is a dear friend and also

0:55:21.480 --> 0:55:25.000
<v Speaker 5>knows Bridger. He's never been on this. Does he do podcasts?

0:55:25.560 --> 0:55:27.120
<v Speaker 5>I don't think he wants kind of a you know,

0:55:27.239 --> 0:55:28.200
<v Speaker 5>he's he's reclusive.

0:55:28.239 --> 0:55:29.200
<v Speaker 3>He hides in the shadows.

0:55:29.280 --> 0:55:31.399
<v Speaker 5>He's deep. Yeah, he's deep in the shadow. Will force

0:55:31.520 --> 0:55:34.000
<v Speaker 5>him to ask him, but then he'll do it.

0:55:34.360 --> 0:55:37.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's the sort of person who'll do it. Regards

0:55:38.440 --> 0:55:40.680
<v Speaker 3>then never he'll dodge me for the rest of us life.

0:55:40.680 --> 0:55:44.040
<v Speaker 5>That's right, that's right. He's a way. He'd much rather

0:55:44.160 --> 0:55:46.200
<v Speaker 5>do that than just say he can. Yeah.

0:55:47.120 --> 0:55:50.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, no, the show is very good. Thank you

0:55:50.320 --> 0:55:52.000
<v Speaker 3>two former guests of the show.

0:55:53.840 --> 0:55:57.520
<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, the last fantastic, absolutely delightful.

0:55:57.719 --> 0:56:01.720
<v Speaker 3>People then gave me a beautiful clip on bangs. Okay,

0:56:02.160 --> 0:56:05.480
<v Speaker 3>that's a great gift, and gave me mostly used.

0:56:05.320 --> 0:56:08.600
<v Speaker 5>Bottle of lotion. All right, so both excellent gifts was

0:56:08.600 --> 0:56:13.600
<v Speaker 5>from her car. Very fortunate with the casting we worked,

0:56:13.719 --> 0:56:16.160
<v Speaker 5>I mean they were everyone on the show is so

0:56:16.320 --> 0:56:19.200
<v Speaker 5>brilliant and made us look incredible.

0:56:19.600 --> 0:56:22.040
<v Speaker 3>I mean, i'll give your give yourselves all the credit,

0:56:22.160 --> 0:56:23.440
<v Speaker 3>actually take the credit now.

0:56:23.960 --> 0:56:24.960
<v Speaker 5>They didn't fuck it up.

0:56:26.440 --> 0:56:27.399
<v Speaker 3>They got very lucky.

0:56:27.560 --> 0:56:29.600
<v Speaker 5>It was the Mona Lisa and they didn't fuck it out.

0:56:29.760 --> 0:56:33.000
<v Speaker 5>They said the words that we wrote and it was

0:56:33.120 --> 0:56:36.160
<v Speaker 5>truly I mean, such a murder's row of talented folks.

0:56:36.239 --> 0:56:39.680
<v Speaker 5>Though you would you would love Tracy Lett's. Oh I'm

0:56:39.680 --> 0:56:43.479
<v Speaker 5>sure he is a genius and such a great writer.

0:56:43.880 --> 0:56:46.640
<v Speaker 5>I mean he won a Pulitzer Prize and a Tony

0:56:46.719 --> 0:56:49.200
<v Speaker 5>he won he won the Pulitzer for August Osage County.

0:56:49.280 --> 0:56:53.279
<v Speaker 5>Oh of course, right, and so like we would just

0:56:53.719 --> 0:56:56.000
<v Speaker 5>walk up to him and be like, hey, if you

0:56:56.040 --> 0:56:58.279
<v Speaker 5>want to say a different word here, like whatever, like,

0:56:58.840 --> 0:57:03.440
<v Speaker 5>and he would say the most insanely funny, brilliant things

0:57:03.600 --> 0:57:07.279
<v Speaker 5>and add in ways that we truly never could have

0:57:07.600 --> 0:57:12.600
<v Speaker 5>ever in a million years, and was so funny and incredible.

0:57:13.920 --> 0:57:17.240
<v Speaker 5>I don't think I'll ever be anything, and I'll try. No, no,

0:57:17.480 --> 0:57:19.240
<v Speaker 5>like we would. We would give him a note and

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<v Speaker 5>then he would most of the time, ninety percent of

0:57:22.320 --> 0:57:24.280
<v Speaker 5>the time like take it, no problem.

0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:24.960
<v Speaker 3>But the.

0:57:26.800 --> 0:57:29.440
<v Speaker 5>Few times he pushed back, it was only with like

0:57:29.640 --> 0:57:34.840
<v Speaker 5>the most thoughtful character calculations that he had already made,

0:57:35.040 --> 0:57:37.360
<v Speaker 5>and he'd be like, well, I was thinking, like, isn't

0:57:37.400 --> 0:57:39.520
<v Speaker 5>he this way because of this and that, and just

0:57:39.600 --> 0:57:43.520
<v Speaker 5>like yes, yes, definitely, yeah, one hundred percent, you're so right.

0:57:43.720 --> 0:57:45.960
<v Speaker 5>Just stuff we never thought about, and he did and

0:57:46.080 --> 0:57:47.080
<v Speaker 5>it was amazing.

0:57:47.160 --> 0:57:49.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh it's tough feeling to get pushed back, that makes sense.

0:57:50.360 --> 0:57:54.080
<v Speaker 5>It's great best thing ever. Honestly, I always I'd rather

0:57:54.160 --> 0:57:54.360
<v Speaker 5>have that.

0:57:54.720 --> 0:57:56.200
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, I want to get in a fight.

0:57:56.520 --> 0:57:59.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, right, it always, you know, I want to tell

0:57:59.760 --> 0:58:04.920
<v Speaker 5>them they're wrong, they agree with the note that.

0:58:04.920 --> 0:58:07.040
<v Speaker 6>You're like, actually scratch that, do it the other way. Yeah,

0:58:07.680 --> 0:58:12.320
<v Speaker 6>what you took that note, you idiot. It's wrong, it's wrong.

0:58:12.440 --> 0:58:16.040
<v Speaker 5>In fact, you are a bad actor. You're tank your career,

0:58:17.680 --> 0:58:20.400
<v Speaker 5>you own show. You really have fired so many actors

0:58:20.440 --> 0:58:21.680
<v Speaker 5>on your on shows. It's great.

0:58:21.760 --> 0:58:24.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm known for kind of just releasing them for

0:58:24.080 --> 0:58:27.120
<v Speaker 3>the day. Find somebody. Now, we gotta need to replacement

0:58:27.160 --> 0:58:27.840
<v Speaker 3>in five minutes.

0:58:28.320 --> 0:58:30.120
<v Speaker 5>I don't care what they look if you come on SATURD.

0:58:30.120 --> 0:58:32.240
<v Speaker 5>It's kind of like, that's the kiss of that, that's

0:58:33.120 --> 0:58:35.320
<v Speaker 5>can I tell you what what I My favorite move

0:58:35.360 --> 0:58:38.120
<v Speaker 5>of yours is when you hire the other actor before

0:58:38.280 --> 0:58:41.240
<v Speaker 5>you fire the first one, and have them just walk

0:58:41.360 --> 0:58:44.800
<v Speaker 5>in in costs, in the same wardrobe, same as the person,

0:58:45.680 --> 0:58:47.440
<v Speaker 5>or sit next to them and be like hey, and

0:58:47.480 --> 0:58:49.200
<v Speaker 5>then you're like excuse me, can I talk to you?

0:58:49.440 --> 0:58:53.720
<v Speaker 5>To the first actor? And then you fire? That is ice, Well,

0:58:53.720 --> 0:58:54.200
<v Speaker 5>I've learned.

0:58:54.520 --> 0:58:57.320
<v Speaker 3>It's been years of you know, fine tuning the process.

0:58:57.440 --> 0:59:00.080
<v Speaker 5>You don't want that. You don't want that downtime in

0:59:00.160 --> 0:59:01.959
<v Speaker 5>between actors. No, no, that's true.

0:59:02.040 --> 0:59:05.080
<v Speaker 3>The budgets are so slender now, they're just killing us

0:59:05.280 --> 0:59:06.040
<v Speaker 3>everywhere they can.

0:59:08.160 --> 0:59:10.600
<v Speaker 5>Second. No, no, no, absolutely, because you can always like

0:59:10.720 --> 0:59:12.600
<v Speaker 5>have them do one last take and then you just

0:59:13.040 --> 0:59:18.400
<v Speaker 5>face replaced, right right replace? You like to tell them

0:59:18.440 --> 0:59:20.440
<v Speaker 5>that it's fine, we'll just you're fired, but we will

0:59:20.480 --> 0:59:23.280
<v Speaker 5>face and we'll face replace. Don't we'll voice replace to

0:59:23.960 --> 0:59:27.480
<v Speaker 5>It's yeah, this is all gonna get. Don't worry, don't worry.

0:59:27.520 --> 0:59:31.800
<v Speaker 5>But can we just have you just for camera? Can you? Okay?

0:59:33.400 --> 0:59:34.960
<v Speaker 3>This is how we play Gift or a Curse. I'm

0:59:34.960 --> 0:59:37.080
<v Speaker 3>gonna name three things. You're going to tell me if

0:59:37.080 --> 0:59:39.320
<v Speaker 3>they're a gift or a curse and why, and then

0:59:39.560 --> 0:59:41.240
<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you if you're right or wrong. Because there

0:59:41.280 --> 0:59:43.360
<v Speaker 3>are correct answers. You can lose.

0:59:43.720 --> 0:59:44.000
<v Speaker 5>Okay.

0:59:44.520 --> 0:59:46.560
<v Speaker 3>It should be very embarrassing for both of you, of course.

0:59:46.880 --> 0:59:49.000
<v Speaker 5>And should we both just shout out our answers.

0:59:49.040 --> 0:59:51.320
<v Speaker 3>I think you should uh talk to each other about it.

0:59:51.920 --> 0:59:53.360
<v Speaker 3>Be exercise.

0:59:53.440 --> 0:59:55.080
<v Speaker 5>Oh got it. That's great. So there's not like this,

0:59:55.280 --> 0:59:59.200
<v Speaker 5>not like we're punching through. Talk it through? Okay, casual?

0:59:59.480 --> 1:00:01.880
<v Speaker 3>Okay, First, this is the first one. It's from a

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<v Speaker 3>listener named Joe. A Gift or a curse? Two employees

1:00:05.240 --> 1:00:08.680
<v Speaker 3>and customer service e g. Two baristas who make a

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<v Speaker 3>point to finish their personal conversation before making eye contact

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<v Speaker 3>with you or acknowledging your presence at the register.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, I feel like there's a trick question. I feel

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<v Speaker 5>like I feel it. I think it's a I think

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<v Speaker 5>it's a curse. I have to say curse. It's not something.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, i'd be curious to hear what they're talking about,

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<v Speaker 5>but I can hear what a lot of people are

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<v Speaker 5>talking about all the time, all the time. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 5>not professional, right, keep it at home. Also, keep it

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<v Speaker 5>at home. They don't live together. Well, this is the

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<v Speaker 5>only opportunity they have to talk. It seems like they

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<v Speaker 5>hang out outside of work. You're friends. Maybe not. Maybe

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<v Speaker 5>that's a heated conversation that they'll tell you why. It's why.

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<v Speaker 5>It's also a curse. Eye contact with me? Uh no,

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<v Speaker 5>they said, oh yeah, they finished the conversation before me.

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<v Speaker 5>That's a no no too. Well, you don't want that

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<v Speaker 5>eye head down? What can I get you? Got it

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<v Speaker 5>all right? So, because it's not the converse station that

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<v Speaker 5>defends you, it's the fact that once they address you,

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<v Speaker 5>they make it. Okay, I'm okay with that. I think

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<v Speaker 5>we got to go curse wrong. Oh it's a gift, okay. Love.

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<v Speaker 3>These two have their personal conversation it feels nice to

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<v Speaker 3>just vanish in public for a few seconds. It's just

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<v Speaker 3>kind of, you know, you're just kind of it's an ego.

1:01:23.160 --> 1:01:26.360
<v Speaker 3>You know, you're learning things about yourself. You're watching these

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<v Speaker 3>two people. Maybe they have a little chit chat that

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<v Speaker 3>we all want to wrap up chit chat now and again,

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<v Speaker 3>and somebody needs our help.

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<v Speaker 5>They can wait, got it. Maybe they're talking about a

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<v Speaker 5>recipe and you're learning it. Yeah, maybe i'm evesdropping. Maybe

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<v Speaker 5>it's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe there's some juicy gossip.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, and even if it's not interesting to me, they

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<v Speaker 3>should take as much time as they want.

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<v Speaker 5>What is the but to what end? How much time

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<v Speaker 5>can they take?

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<v Speaker 3>Five to ten minutes?

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<v Speaker 5>Five to ten So you're for me, the line forms.

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<v Speaker 5>You've waited in line, right, assuming you get up to

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<v Speaker 5>the front and now two people who are it's supposed

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<v Speaker 5>to be a one second thing where they're like, what

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<v Speaker 5>can I get you? They're talking to each other to

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<v Speaker 5>ten minutes. I don't know if you know how long

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<v Speaker 5>of a television comedy. No, it's basically it's almost a half. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>it's almost a half. Yeah, because twenty one having a

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<v Speaker 5>conversation and you're standing there the first act.

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<v Speaker 3>Family about loved ones, can't give guccino.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm saying, like, get the drink and then go, go go.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so busy I would be thinking about.

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<v Speaker 5>It, But why can't they talk and do their job

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<v Speaker 5>at the same time, because that's what they have is

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<v Speaker 5>so much more important. So deep, Yeah they have you know,

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<v Speaker 5>you're right, Sherman. I agree. I agree. We were spid.

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<v Speaker 3>Does it?

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<v Speaker 5>Does this? Do you guys do instant replay to check

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<v Speaker 5>to like decide to slow down?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, extream, It'll be like a video.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just I'm saying, is there a judge who could, like.

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<v Speaker 3>Right sitting and you're looking at it.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, we lost the judge, Jerry executioner. Oh yeah, God,

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<v Speaker 5>Q Man, get it through your head. We're going to

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<v Speaker 5>be cruising time.

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<v Speaker 3>I just.

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<v Speaker 5>Can we get to Long Beach in fifteen minutes?

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<v Speaker 3>Well take the Burbank Airport if we way, we can't.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but if we get along two minutes late, we're

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<v Speaker 5>taking a blade. Yeah that's true. We're sobbing in Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>Number two.

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<v Speaker 3>This is from a listener named Jennifer. Gift to a

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<v Speaker 3>curse getting someone else's food order through a drive through

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<v Speaker 3>and not realizing until you get home.

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<v Speaker 5>M I gotta say, it depends. I think it has

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<v Speaker 5>to depend on Uh, it has to depend on what

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<v Speaker 5>it is. I my brother and I can I tell

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<v Speaker 5>a story answer first.

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<v Speaker 3>You can do whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 5>As long as the story gets to an answer.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like it's just completely.

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<v Speaker 5>It gets to the answer of my what my answer

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<v Speaker 5>would be. We there was a Chinese restaurant that we

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<v Speaker 5>used to love in Arcadia, I believe or San Gabriel

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<v Speaker 5>called meylong Ville. It was an incredible Shanghaiese restaurant that

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<v Speaker 5>is since closed that we were obsessed with. I went

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<v Speaker 5>one time. My wife was pregnant at the time. I

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<v Speaker 5>went and I got so much extra food. I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I ordered like five things. I ate there and then

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<v Speaker 5>I took the rest home very excited. This family next

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<v Speaker 5>to me was like laughing at how much food I ordered,

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<v Speaker 5>and they were eating their food. Get home with these

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<v Speaker 5>two enormous bags that were heavy to carry in. I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, honey, guess what I got. I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 5>I open up the first box. I got the other

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<v Speaker 5>people's order, their entire table, and it was devastating none

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<v Speaker 5>of my front pan fried noodles, none of my Shanghai

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<v Speaker 5>rice cakes, none of the uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Several bricks.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the back I got. Yeah, that was cool. That

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<v Speaker 5>was That was aw Also, I'm gonna say curse people

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<v Speaker 5>have disgusting eating habits, and I would say, I have

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<v Speaker 5>great taste of food. So whatever I'm going to order

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<v Speaker 5>is going to be It's gonna be of thoughtful order.

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<v Speaker 5>Are good.

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<v Speaker 3>You're so nice to have in a workplace because you care.

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<v Speaker 5>We do. Can some people want when the menu thing

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<v Speaker 5>comes out, give me the ball. I'll take course. You

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<v Speaker 5>can be trusted. Yes, there were people on that show

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<v Speaker 5>we worked on together who would order from places just

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<v Speaker 5>to anger everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>If you remember, I mean, I could, I could tell

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<v Speaker 3>a story. I mean I'll say, is that if you

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<v Speaker 3>force me to order lunch from a place that you

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<v Speaker 3>know everyone hates, Yes, the future of your career may

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<v Speaker 3>be in danger.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, you have that much power.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, people ask around about people, People ask around about

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<v Speaker 3>people and.

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<v Speaker 5>You and you you should say this before you give

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<v Speaker 5>your tell us if we're right or wrong. You have

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<v Speaker 5>pretty specific tastes. The only thing, Yeah, yeah, enjoy food

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<v Speaker 5>is the only thing. So if I'm going to order

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<v Speaker 5>the things are going to be, they're gonna work in harmony.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes it's stuff for my kids. If I'm not going

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<v Speaker 5>to get that, that's going to cause me a world.

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<v Speaker 5>I think we got I think we gotta go. Curse.

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<v Speaker 5>You're either getting chicken feet or you're getting like a

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<v Speaker 5>bacon eater, sometimes chicken, sometimes feet.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So you're saying curse. I mean, I can't argue,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's a curse. But a horrible feet.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not good. It can't be.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I would love to say. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 3>in someone else's shoes, right, and we could all use

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<v Speaker 3>that peek into other people's ordering.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 3>I think everyone Okay, I'm backing off.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a gift, no what no, because people are people

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<v Speaker 5>are sitting in the comfort of their own homes and

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<v Speaker 5>they're ordering food like little piggies included. It depends what

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<v Speaker 5>on the restaurant. I mean maybe I feel like you

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<v Speaker 5>just want what you want, you know, I mean, by

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<v Speaker 5>the time, your foods so expensive? Have you noticed how

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<v Speaker 5>expensive food? Are you kidding? Twenty eight dollars for a cheeseburger?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello?

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<v Speaker 5>Last time I checked it was free? When was that

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<v Speaker 5>you worked. Oh yeah, you had a cheeseburger factory. That's

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<v Speaker 5>not a fair comparison. You can't if you own the

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<v Speaker 5>factory that makes charity that gave out burgers. Last time

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<v Speaker 5>you checked, Yeah, last time I checked. Being charged free?

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<v Speaker 5>It's free?

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<v Speaker 6>Got it?

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<v Speaker 5>That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you've gotten one out of two so far.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 5>This is the This is the rubber man.

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<v Speaker 3>That's from a listener named Katie Gift to a curse

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<v Speaker 3>cyclists who don't remove their helmet when they go shopping.

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<v Speaker 5>Huh, they don't remove their helmets when they go shopping. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>let me ask this question. I wonder if they're wearing

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<v Speaker 5>bike shoes, if they're clamping, Yeah, if they're clamping, if

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<v Speaker 5>they're clamping about, I'm going to say, I don't want

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<v Speaker 5>to hear the clumps.

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<v Speaker 2>You have.

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<v Speaker 3>This is just the helmet because he is the.

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<v Speaker 5>Least offensive part of the bikers get up. I think

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<v Speaker 5>it's a blessing, and I think it's partially I'm gonna think.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to think about them for a second. It's

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<v Speaker 5>a blessing to them having biked in the past. You're

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<v Speaker 5>you sweat you bike. You've got a very weird that

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<v Speaker 5>the internal sort of mechanism that holds the plastic thing

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<v Speaker 5>that holds the helmet on, it's messing your hair up.

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<v Speaker 5>Your hair is looking really bad. So I think it's

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<v Speaker 5>a blessing to the person and everyone around that person

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<v Speaker 5>to not have to see probably the worst their hair.

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<v Speaker 5>I would imagine it's ever gonna look. I think it's

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<v Speaker 5>a curse in that I dress up for me, put

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<v Speaker 5>some thought into the act. If you know you're going

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<v Speaker 5>to be biking, go home, put it respectable looking outfit

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<v Speaker 5>on where you're not wearing a helmet, and come back

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<v Speaker 5>to the store looking proper. But what if they're using

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<v Speaker 5>the bike as transportation. It's a very Find a shower,

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<v Speaker 5>take a horse bath in the in the bathroom. Surely

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<v Speaker 5>the place that you have that you're going into has

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<v Speaker 5>a bathroom. Change clothes. So you're gonna put on oh

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<v Speaker 5>like that's you've never seen saddle bag. You're going to

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<v Speaker 5>put the saddle back. You can do a messenger, right

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<v Speaker 5>I did. Oh my god, back in the day. Can

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<v Speaker 5>you believe that that was a thing? Now we can

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<v Speaker 5>just email.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know, can you imagine?

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<v Speaker 5>I know, tell you put them all out of business.

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<v Speaker 5>The fax machine. Yeah. I mean I remember when it

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<v Speaker 5>was free. What was free? What's bike? Okay, so let's

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<v Speaker 5>get messages. Package was dead free.

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<v Speaker 3>Receiving anything is always is usually you're getting package. Factory

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<v Speaker 3>charity was this.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a package charity, truly the worst charity. I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>I could see why people would want cheeseburgers, but just

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<v Speaker 5>a package whatever in it. They eventually the businesses, uh,

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<v Speaker 5>they merged. Got oh, sure burger, he's made burger packaging.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Oh interesting, there's a lot of money there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's all the money is in there. You went

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<v Speaker 5>back on the charity. When a burger is twenty nine dollars,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, think about That's what I'm saying. Twenty six

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<v Speaker 5>of it is the packages thing is a free burger.

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<v Speaker 5>This guy's this guy's making twenty six dollars wrapper. Yeah, foil.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a piece of salk foil. Eventually it'll just be

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<v Speaker 5>wrapped in in postal postal money orders. It's a scary dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a scarf. It's a burger wrapped in a scarf.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like Steve, it's called Steven Tyler Burger. It's a

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<v Speaker 5>great place they were trying to start we're trying to

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<v Speaker 5>get him attached to a burger place. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 5>blessing or curse someone is walking. It's a gift.

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry, gift, it's a gift. Uh all right, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>I'll it's a curse. It it's I don't want to

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<v Speaker 6>look at it. I don't want to look at you

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<v Speaker 6>in your helmet and your stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, I'll just I think we have to have

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<v Speaker 5>a united front, and you feel I think more passionate

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<v Speaker 5>about this than I don't want to see it than

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<v Speaker 5>we don't. We don't want to see it. We don't

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<v Speaker 5>want to see it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right, it's a curse some class respect.

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<v Speaker 5>This is target.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not a pig pen.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not a farm. What wire farm? What on a farm?

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<v Speaker 5>Is farms? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Around the pigs and the horses.

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<v Speaker 5>You're right, that's gross. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to feel like I'm on the side

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<v Speaker 3>of the three way while I'm grocery shopping.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>That's I don't want to be made to feel bad

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<v Speaker 5>that I'm not cycling about. That's environmental. Well, it's also

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<v Speaker 5>like environmental shaming. It's like, oh I polluted by driving here,

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<v Speaker 5>everyone fels guilty all right, Yeah, that's enraged. I do

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<v Speaker 5>find it funny that bikers have to wear like a costume,

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<v Speaker 5>the costume you have to wear when you bike us.

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<v Speaker 5>And maybe it's not everywhere, but in La it's like

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<v Speaker 5>you're sponsored by a team. No you're not coming, No

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<v Speaker 5>you're not, you are not, you are You're literally out

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<v Speaker 5>for Can you just wear a T shirt and shorts?

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<v Speaker 3>I understand baggy shorts?

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<v Speaker 5>Or is that caught in? Can't you wear like long

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<v Speaker 5>baggy pants, a skirt and hind heels? Can't you wear

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<v Speaker 5>a fringe pant? I don't understand. Can't you wear dangling

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<v Speaker 5>long gloves with the fingers kill you? To put on

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<v Speaker 5>a mermaid tail?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>And a bandana over your eyes? Who cares?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Come on? What are you in the Tour de France?

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<v Speaker 3>Well you got two out of three.

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<v Speaker 5>That's that's really good. Good, that's really good. I don't

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<v Speaker 5>remember any of the questions, but I'm very proud.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you did so well. Yeah, you answered it and

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<v Speaker 3>moved on with your life.

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<v Speaker 5>Tell us what we want?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? You won me being so kind right now and

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<v Speaker 3>just showering you in these thank you both needed. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>be honest, I needed to hear this today.

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<v Speaker 5>This is why we came, and we were hoping.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think this morning cry.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't think we would get it. We have a

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<v Speaker 5>lot going on. I came for a boost, came to

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<v Speaker 5>get my bucket filled. I'm happy right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, if we're going to we have a new thing

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<v Speaker 3>we're going to do because I have a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>listeners screaming about my answers frequently that I'm not impartial,

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<v Speaker 3>and so I'm going to have Honalis do one round

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<v Speaker 3>of gift a curse for both of us. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 3>so Honally's has thought of a list of things that

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<v Speaker 3>we're not aware of, and we're gonna both try to win, Honalis.

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<v Speaker 5>What are we doing here, all right?

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<v Speaker 4>Gift or a curse? When goldfish crackers were temporarily renamed

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<v Speaker 4>Chilean Sea bass crackers to appeal to adults.

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<v Speaker 5>When was this just this last week? Actually?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>What see this is?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't keep up with the news.

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<v Speaker 5>Most kids who eat them don't know what the name is.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's the point. Oh, I mean they're fishies, right? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Isn't Chilean sea bass like a misnomer too? Isn't that

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<v Speaker 5>it isn't it called like South American crudfish or something?

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<v Speaker 5>And they like, y, yeah, South American mud crud, a

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<v Speaker 5>mud crud. Yeah yeah, it's a mud crud. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>So they tried to rename it. Would you like to answer? First? First,

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<v Speaker 5>I hate this, okay, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Mean just on at least, reading that made me mad.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like this is a bad idea. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>like when a.

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<v Speaker 5>Company tries to have fun, right.

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<v Speaker 3>I also just don't want to think about other fish

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<v Speaker 3>when I'm eating goldfish crackers, And when these companies do

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<v Speaker 3>these stunts, I'm off board right permanently.

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<v Speaker 5>I won't buy.

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<v Speaker 3>I won't buy the brand ever. Again they've lost me

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<v Speaker 3>as a customer.

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<v Speaker 5>I agree it's not a fish like you wouldn't be like, hey, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a Pascatarian. I only eat Chilean sea bass crackers.

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<v Speaker 5>That's nonsense. Also, naming it specifically makes it really actually

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<v Speaker 5>sound like an animal, when before I never associated the

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<v Speaker 5>cracker with an animal and thinking like it actually trams,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not like, look at this small bear, Well you

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<v Speaker 5>actually are, like, yeah, I do like eating I do

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<v Speaker 5>like eating bear meat.

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<v Speaker 3>You hate bears, you don't like the taste of the

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<v Speaker 3>cracker at all. No, what makes you get No?

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<v Speaker 5>I like bear meat. Bear meat, I read recently is

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<v Speaker 5>the number one source of trick andosis in undercooked bear meat. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>more than pork. So definitely they're not naming Teddy Grams

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<v Speaker 5>anytime soon. Tricksis Grams or beat. It also sounds like

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<v Speaker 5>something you could send someone, like a letter like sing

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<v Speaker 5>written on bear meat. That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I personally think it's a curse. I don't like

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<v Speaker 3>when a company ever ever has fun.

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<v Speaker 5>I agree, I agree, I bet keep it straight down

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<v Speaker 5>the middle. I'm gonna give that answer. But I also

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<v Speaker 5>kind of think it's a g because it's so idiotic

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<v Speaker 5>that I like seeing people do dum dumb stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 5>I will go with curse ultimately, because it's horrifying on alas,

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<v Speaker 5>how do we do? You're all correct?

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<v Speaker 3>The reason is something that hasn't been mentioned yet to me.

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<v Speaker 4>If this company, if Peppridge Farm, has to employ a

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<v Speaker 4>stunt to get people to eat goldfish, what is going

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<v Speaker 4>on with our society?

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<v Speaker 3>They're the most very good?

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<v Speaker 4>Are they the youth of America not eating goldfish anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 5>This is interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>Are they going out of business?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it is Pepperridge doing sustainable farming? Are they doing

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<v Speaker 5>regenerative farming? Petpbridge of their fish, the gold fish? I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>what's next? I mean, do we have to worry about

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<v Speaker 5>milanos and saucelitos? I mean what else the peer farm?

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<v Speaker 3>Then you start wondering of the mercury content in any

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<v Speaker 3>of this. Right, So they've brought a bad spotlight onto

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<v Speaker 3>the brand.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they've They've committed brand suicide. I think they've sli

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<v Speaker 5>the brand honestly to a point now where I think

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<v Speaker 5>it's the kind of thing where we go and like

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<v Speaker 5>burn Pepperidge Farm products in parking lots of grocery stores. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 5>that's the only thing I could suggest to your listeners

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<v Speaker 5>right now, if I may, can I speak to them?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I think everyone needs to go direct to them.

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<v Speaker 5>I think the point of this podcast was to get

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<v Speaker 5>to this of like go and don't buy them. I

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<v Speaker 5>think mass steel they have to be stolen, stolen, paper

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<v Speaker 5>farm doesn't care, and the grocery store is just going

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<v Speaker 5>to reorder. It doesn't burn the same unless it's stolen.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Hijack the trucks, whatever it takes, go to the

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<v Speaker 3>factories themselves.

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<v Speaker 5>Absolutely, just just don't work there.

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<v Speaker 3>Walk out o company wide, walk out. Absolutely. If you're

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<v Speaker 3>still working there right now, you're a coward.

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<v Speaker 5>You're a scab. Get out, get out immediately. Okay, Well

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<v Speaker 5>that settles, Thank you all for God. Would that be

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<v Speaker 5>funny if Peppridge Farm tanked?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is the final segment of the podcast. So

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<v Speaker 3>it's called I said no emails, people write into I

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<v Speaker 3>said no gifts at gmail dot com. You should know

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<v Speaker 3>now that all of my listeners have desperate lives. They're

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<v Speaker 3>just grabbing at whatever they can take. The everything's out

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<v Speaker 3>of control and they need as much help as they

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<v Speaker 3>can get. And so that's why they don't blame them

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<v Speaker 3>panic and write an email to a podcast. They have

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<v Speaker 3>no one left, right, So will you help me answer

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<v Speaker 3>your question?

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<v Speaker 5>Sure?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is Hello friends. My girlfriend's birthday is just

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<v Speaker 3>that's a little familiar to Hello friends.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>My girlfriend's birthday is just a few days before Christmas,

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<v Speaker 3>and as a result, she has been plagued by a

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<v Speaker 3>lifetime of birthday Christmas combo gifts. One gift for two

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<v Speaker 3>events truly bullshit. As the caring and doting girlfriend that

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<v Speaker 3>I am, I am committed to never imposing this harm

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<v Speaker 3>on her. I have already picked out a gift for

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<v Speaker 3>her birthday, nice boots that will nearly deplete the gift budget.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hoping you can suggest a wallet friendly Christmas gift

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<v Speaker 3>that won't be a total let down. Her interests include woodworking,

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<v Speaker 3>house plants, travel, and art. Okay, thanks, love you by Lippy.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, first of all, let's talk about the issue. I

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<v Speaker 5>totally understandable, right, I mean, that's well. I think there's

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<v Speaker 5>another time.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I think there's another issue here.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't say what you're gonna say that vir.

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<v Speaker 3>Dealing with lesbian I didn't realize the podcast this is unfortunately.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry to everyone. I'm sorry to all the

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<v Speaker 3>listeners that thought they were comfortable in a straight space.

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<v Speaker 5>And if you just see him right, he's furiously packing

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<v Speaker 5>up his belongings, packing up his belongings, crying, just so confused,

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<v Speaker 5>and he's going into a banker's box. I brought the

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<v Speaker 5>bankers he always brings it, just in case the storm off,

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<v Speaker 5>just in case he needs to pack up quit. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>I get it. I get the plight of this person.

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<v Speaker 5>I wonder if they haven't gotten over it by now, right,

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<v Speaker 5>grow up. This is a grown up here. Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 5>is a grown grown up person right right, Like, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know. I mean that being said, you know, everyone,

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<v Speaker 5>even adults, especially when you're in a relationship like this,

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<v Speaker 5>people like your birthday is like the day before your birthday.

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<v Speaker 5>Then you get a big thing, and then it's like

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<v Speaker 5>you get time and then you get a full Most

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<v Speaker 5>people get a full birthday and a full gift winter holiday.

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<v Speaker 5>But I feel like this person is got the best

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<v Speaker 5>of both worlds. It's like you get your birthday, then

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<v Speaker 5>you get the post birthday let down, and then bam,

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<v Speaker 5>you're right right.

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<v Speaker 3>From here comes Santa Claus.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, here comes Santa. It's beginning to feel a lot

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<v Speaker 5>like her birthday. Well that sucks. Well when they're doing

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<v Speaker 5>dreaming of a white your birthday, Yeah, that's bad. That sucks.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't Yes, obviously, the parody songs will get old,

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<v Speaker 5>very right. That being said, If this is the type

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<v Speaker 5>of person who's never been exposed to parody songs, could

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<v Speaker 5>they gift oh or I don't know. Is there someone

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<v Speaker 5>they know, maybe on this podcast, who composed a song

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<v Speaker 5>for them.

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<v Speaker 3>You're really asking for it right now, he's going to

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<v Speaker 3>demand that you write apparently song.

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<v Speaker 5>If your birthday is within one day of Christmas? What

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<v Speaker 5>was the call to action?

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<v Speaker 6>They need a pitch for a wallet friendly gift that

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<v Speaker 6>they already got nice, fancy.

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<v Speaker 5>What I'm hearing.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to know what the boots is that Libby. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>don't buy such nice boots. You buy worse boots and

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<v Speaker 3>a worse other gifts.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, you sort of two bad gifts. But just like

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<v Speaker 5>stay within budget, like it's you know what the budget.

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<v Speaker 3>She blames it on the one thing that the next

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<v Speaker 3>gift is going to be.

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<v Speaker 5>She's floundering. Absolutely, you guys are okay, She's gonna have

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<v Speaker 5>to do some woodworking. This is why neither of you

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<v Speaker 5>have are in long committed relationships. I'm breaking up a gym.

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<v Speaker 5>This is why nobody loves you, guys. Okay. I see

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<v Speaker 5>plants as a very good in for a wallet friendly

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I don't know what are the boots, Like

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<v Speaker 5>there's a thousand did you spend nine eighty on the boots?

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<v Speaker 5>Like how much? But you can get a very thoughtful,

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<v Speaker 5>cool like rare plant somewhere or do some research and

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<v Speaker 5>get something that someone can some By the way, seeds,

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<v Speaker 5>my wife loves planting stuff gardening. You can always get

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<v Speaker 5>cool seeds to plants. By the way, Okay, here's another pitch. Go,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know where this person lives. They know, we

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<v Speaker 5>don't know where they live. Right, They're going to assume

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<v Speaker 5>in like Los Angeles, we have these beautiful assume assume

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<v Speaker 5>a total like dump of a city. Yeah, that has

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<v Speaker 5>no garden like a Santa Monica. Oh god, no, our

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<v Speaker 5>our city here, Los Angeles area has a lot of

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<v Speaker 5>gardens you can go to, like beautiful. There's Huntington Garden.

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<v Speaker 5>There's experience, an experience, something that's not just a gift

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<v Speaker 5>like that. Yes, the boots too, that wait, the boots

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<v Speaker 5>Christmas or birthday birthdays first? Yes, then Chris on Christmas,

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<v Speaker 5>make her walk to a garden.

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<v Speaker 3>Alone, and.

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<v Speaker 5>If she comes back, And if she comes back, you

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<v Speaker 5>get a tiny plant that I bought you. But isn't

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<v Speaker 5>the Christmas tree a plant?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Interesting, Now that's being over the plant one more time.

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<v Speaker 5>Besides besides plants, it was the woodworking, woodworking, wood craft

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<v Speaker 5>so cheap. What are we talking picture of a place? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>get get out of town art. Well, you can't get

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<v Speaker 5>out of town because you can afford it. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 5>I hope you like the boots because you're not getting

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<v Speaker 5>out of town any times. I you know, there are

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<v Speaker 5>there's some nice travel books out there, there are hotels.

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<v Speaker 5>A hunk of wood is easy, by the way, vintage

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<v Speaker 5>woodworking tool very cool, or gardening tools something like that.

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<v Speaker 5>They like plants. I mean, this is easy. I feel

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<v Speaker 5>like I feel like her. I think her first thing

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<v Speaker 5>was I have to think of a gift. I will

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<v Speaker 5>email a podcast instead of giving it one second thought.

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<v Speaker 3>She doesn't care about her girlfriend and this is a

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<v Speaker 3>cry for help.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not like her. Like her other interests include like

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<v Speaker 5>race cars and fur coats, like these are things that

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<v Speaker 5>are these are things that can be found. Ye, gold bars,

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<v Speaker 5>her hobby is gold.

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<v Speaker 7>No, this is like she loves dust, found sound, paper, rotting, vegetables.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what to do. Honestly, I met a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of string enthusiasts and the boots. Really, the moots

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<v Speaker 5>really set me back.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I feel like that answers it. I mean, if

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<v Speaker 3>you can't take whatever was just said and create the

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<v Speaker 3>ultimate gift, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Would say, look for something in the interests that's uh,

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<v Speaker 5>that's vintage or unique honestly, half the half the battle

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<v Speaker 5>is just the thought that goes in. I know that's

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<v Speaker 5>a bit of a thing that I always say, and

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<v Speaker 5>no one's else, no one else has ever said. I've

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<v Speaker 5>always said that in one thing that counts in terms

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<v Speaker 5>of things that count, the thought was probably be the

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<v Speaker 5>one is how I say it. But I'm I honestly

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<v Speaker 5>think a we helped be. Maybe I should be like

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<v Speaker 5>the correspondent for like gifts suggestions.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you should. I think we're gonna call you in.

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<v Speaker 5>I think if I was like the kind of voice

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<v Speaker 5>of God's kind of thing who came in producer You're show,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, listen, I don't love the way the show

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<v Speaker 5>is produced right.

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<v Speaker 3>Now and always hanging by a threadge I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>I did not love the attitude where none of us do.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm out of water. When I walked in, she did

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<v Speaker 5>the thing with her thumb and then slid it across

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<v Speaker 5>her throat to.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, Well, yeah, is constantly threatening guests like.

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<v Speaker 5>Ben Still and Happy Gilmore. I did not love that

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<v Speaker 5>you offer me a warm glass to shut the hell up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>she sent me to the wrong address.

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<v Speaker 3>So, but you know these things we tolerate, Yes, obviously,

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<v Speaker 3>but maybe we could bring you in as a shadow

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<v Speaker 3>producer for a period.

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<v Speaker 5>See how you do when I come in with the

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<v Speaker 5>exact same wardrobe as an Eli's and then you get

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<v Speaker 5>rid of her? Yes, exactly. I obviously have a history

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<v Speaker 5>of I have Matthew sitting in the wings. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 5>just with the exact same look. It's like, how you doing. Oh,

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<v Speaker 5>by the way, Bridger wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I always have the Replacementelle the first.

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<v Speaker 5>The boss would like a word. It's nice, it's nice

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<v Speaker 5>working with you.

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<v Speaker 3>Has their dress with this matching the wig?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, of course, half that's the only way to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we answered that perfectly, Libby, do not write back

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<v Speaker 3>in uh. And now I've got thirty dollars and my

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<v Speaker 3>thirty five dollars sewage fund. Who knows what I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>spiral out of control here? This is why that's the

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<v Speaker 3>best job I've had this year. I can't wait with

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<v Speaker 3>the extra thirty five.

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<v Speaker 5>Now you're really approaching like extravagant entree price. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 5>so that's just gonna We're closing in on like Tomahawk

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<v Speaker 5>territory here. You're far shive boots.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, Will not be buying any boots.

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<v Speaker 5>That's actually not true. The boots she's talking about, they

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<v Speaker 5>were fifty six dollars, Yeah, fifty six ninety five.

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<v Speaker 3>You bought the same you're wearing.

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<v Speaker 5>These are the ones same boots. Yeah. They go all

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<v Speaker 5>the way up to your neck. Yeah. Yeah, they got

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<v Speaker 5>overall strapped, waterproof and they have a hood. No hood.

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<v Speaker 5>I love a hood hooded boot. It's a great it's

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<v Speaker 5>a great item.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm so happy you two finally came.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, delightful happy. It was a treat and uh, thank

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<v Speaker 5>you for bringing this. It's our pleasure. Please use it

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<v Speaker 5>in good health.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I absolutely will. And listener the podcast is screeching

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<v Speaker 3>to a halt as usual. I haven't given you well,

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<v Speaker 3>actually I have given you plenty of evidence. I feel

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<v Speaker 3>like there's a rhythm towards the end of a podcast

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<v Speaker 3>that most listeners get used to and then they're capable

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<v Speaker 3>of emotionally carrying on with the rest of their day.

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<v Speaker 3>So if that's not you, I don't I'm not in

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<v Speaker 3>control of your life and I'm not responsible for anything

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<v Speaker 3>you do for the rest of the day. I love you, goodbye,

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<v Speaker 3>I said. No gifts is an exactly right production. Our

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<v Speaker 3>senior producer is on A Lisa Nelson, and our episodes

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<v Speaker 3>are beautifully mixed by Ben Tolliday. The theme song is

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<v Speaker 3>by Miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it

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<v Speaker 3>without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show

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<v Speaker 3>on Instagram and I said, no gifts. That's where you're

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<v Speaker 3>going to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.

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<v Speaker 3>And don't you want to see the gifts?

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<v Speaker 5>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear? Fun? A man myself perfectly clear.

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<v Speaker 5>To my home. You gotta come to me empty, And.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, no guests, your.

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<v Speaker 1>Own presences presents enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I already had too much stuff, So how do you

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<v Speaker 2>dare to surbey me