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Speaker 3: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wineger weird.

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Speaker 3: Uh what's going on?

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Speaker 3: All people wanted me to talk about. I went and

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Speaker 3: It's changed me and you're going to feel that throughout

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Speaker 3: the rest of the episodes of this podcast, So just

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Speaker 3: buckle up. I adore today's guests. I just think they're

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Speaker 3: so wonderful. It's Matthew and Daniel Lipman. You guys welcomed.

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Speaker 3: I said, no gifts, thank you for having us, Thank

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Speaker 3: you so much of course. Well, I mean you begged

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Speaker 5: And I think it was five years ago. When was that?

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Speaker 5: think do you think got her five time? Or she's

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Speaker 3: She said she had to be on a fifth time

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Speaker 5: How is it up to her?

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Speaker 5: Got it, got it? Got it?

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Speaker 5: It is truly an honored reader. We're very excited.

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Speaker 5: How are you? We're great, We're really really good. I

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Speaker 3: Here? Has been to China? That's all I want to

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Speaker 3: I went on a Mormon mission to Malaysia. That's where

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Speaker 3: They're making it back, clean it up, put him a charge.

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Speaker 5: Expecting a light romp are all my material is really

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Speaker 3: Maybe slide, but we have no way to get someone off.

443
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 5: In case of they have a submarine, doc you can

444
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 5: you can come aboard that way. Yeah, they have a

445
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,239
Speaker 5: full size arena and a rock climbing walls. They are

446
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,800
Speaker 5: really crazy, but we can't get anyone. What about that

447
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,560
Speaker 5: is like, let me just pitch as like a special

448
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,080
Speaker 5: episode of the podcast, the three of us go on

449
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,080
Speaker 5: a cruise. We're doing it. We have to do it.

450
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,360
Speaker 5: I feel like I get a budget. Can we get

451
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,200
Speaker 5: a sponsor that skyplace will pay for it? Can we

452
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,399
Speaker 5: go from the beach in Santa Monica? No, but you

453
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 5: can't know what there is like a three day like

454
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 5: en Sonata cruise. It's like so like Rosa Rito and

455
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 5: Sonata and back and.

456
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,640
Speaker 3: The episode will be three days long.

457
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,359
Speaker 5: I think we can. I think we keep the tape rolling.

458
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,879
Speaker 3: We all have MIC's tape to us.

459
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 5: I think we wear those little headset things and we

460
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 5: just walked around around the Yeah, we're like paradise.

461
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 3: We're in the casino.

462
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 5: Oh my goodness, it would.

463
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 3: Be great here chewing. We're taking in a show, show

464
00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 3: after show. World class entertainment.

465
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 5: Yeah. I went on a cruise. When I went on

466
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:26,159
Speaker 5: a cruise when I was uh ten, I believe my

467
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,840
Speaker 5: family went on a cruise and the highlight by far

468
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:33,440
Speaker 5: was that the entertainer they would have these like entertainers.

469
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 5: The entertainer on that trip was Susanne Summers. Oh my,

470
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:43,080
Speaker 5: that's that's truly. It was crazy. I was a huge, huge,

471
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,680
Speaker 5: huge Three Company fan and I remember seeing her. I

472
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 5: think it was probably like one of the first celebrity

473
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,080
Speaker 5: because I grew up and we grew up in Chicago's

474
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,120
Speaker 5: not like seeing a lot of celebrities in the gift shop.

475
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 5: And I was absolutely blown away. I thought it was

476
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,680
Speaker 5: so cool and what was she doing. She was doing

477
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 5: like a cabaret show. Basically I went to see going

478
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 5: on a cruise today and seeing Julie Bowen, like it's

479
00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 5: exactly that's exactly, just as Yeah, I would be blown away.

480
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 5: And because I've still never met any celebrities, I don't

481
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,439
Speaker 5: know any I do.

482
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:17,880
Speaker 3: Not anytime you're on set.

483
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, no, please if you're gonna, if you're gonna

484
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 5: be an entertainer on a cruise, then we can talk.

485
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,280
Speaker 3: Wow, that must have been. I wonder what was happening

486
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 3: in her career at the time.

487
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,639
Speaker 5: It must have been, so it was like definitely post

488
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,359
Speaker 5: that show. It was in I was watching Three's Company

489
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 5: and syndication. What's the opposite of a rocket ride? Yeah,

490
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 5: I mean it was a cruise, a cruise, a cruise.

491
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 1: Cruise.

492
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,920
Speaker 5: Clearly it's a cruise ride. And so my guess is

493
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,240
Speaker 5: like not top of the world if you're cabaret singing

494
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,680
Speaker 5: on a or was it considered a luxurious form of

495
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 5: transportation all the time? Was it a was it a

496
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 5: top tier family vacation inspectation? Like she needed to get

497
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 5: from Miami to Saint Thomas. Yeah, they're like, I got

498
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 5: to get home for Christmas. Well you're gonna have to

499
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 5: sing for it, sweetie. She is from Saint Thomas. Yeah,

500
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:13,600
Speaker 5: that actually that actually does Thomas. Mom's going to be

501
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 5: so disappointed. My kids are going to be pizzed. That

502
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,120
Speaker 5: is probably what it was. Yeah.

503
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, so you caught her between Three's Company and

504
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 3: Step by Step Yeah.

505
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:29,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, probably dark days, real pretty exciting. I had. I

506
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 5: bought a sweatshirt, uh souvenir s s Norway sweatshirt that

507
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 5: was one of my favorite garments for Yeah, that's where.

508
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:42,440
Speaker 5: That's where. Yeah, I wrote Susanne Summer underneath. Yeah, in

509
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 5: front of her in my own blood, which for some

510
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 5: reason she thought was weird.

511
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 3: She loved us, not her off for me.

512
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,680
Speaker 5: She was like, come home to Saint Thomas and big kid.

513
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,480
Speaker 5: It was that that gave her the courage to go

514
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:59,679
Speaker 5: back to Hollywood. Yeah you sorry, so old child. Writing

515
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 5: her name on a sweatshirt in blood as an acrostic,

516
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 5: as an acrosstic on the way to Saint Thomas, to

517
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 5: her childhood home made her be like I should go

518
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 5: back to holl Yeah. She was like super depressed. She

519
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 5: was like, I'm just a crucibles, no doubt any children

520
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 5: how to spell no one, no one under eleven celebrities.

521
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,479
Speaker 5: There's no pens around here. Who's going to write my name?

522
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 5: I mean, come on, how's he going to do it?

523
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 3: Things couldn't get worse.

524
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 5: Her voice is insane in our mind, by the way, anyway.

525
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 3: She drives a dump try.

526
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:33,120
Speaker 5: She does.

527
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 3: Well, there's something else we've got to talk about. We

528
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,359
Speaker 3: just absolutely have to talk about. You know, as we

529
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 3: were talking earlier, you two have been begging to be

530
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 3: on the podcast four years, to the point of I mean,

531
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,120
Speaker 3: it is really sad.

532
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 5: If you don't ask, I'm not proud of it. But

533
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 5: here we are. So look at us now.

534
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 3: Uh so you're clearly familiar with the title of the show.

535
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 3: I said, no gifts. You agreed to be on the

536
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 3: show after I kindkind of finally just relented, and I thought,

537
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 3: it'll be fine. They'll come by and we'll get it done,

538
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 3: and maybe we'll delete the audio. I don't know, maybe

539
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 3: we'll just not even records, send them home.

540
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, supposed it doesn't really matter.

541
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:16,200
Speaker 7: As long as we're here, guys, I think, like the

542
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 7: walls are going to wheel away this whole play, We're

543
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 7: going to come back.

544
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 5: We swear there was a studio here. I mean, it's

545
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 5: certainly deep enough in Burbank that it could be fake.

546
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 3: It could easily be fake. This could be part of

547
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 3: that new Scare prank.

548
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,120
Speaker 5: Show.

549
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 3: Ye.

550
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I would love that. We've been begging to be

551
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,479
Speaker 5: on that show too. Oh yeah, if you know, if

552
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 5: you know anyone, By the way, we've been banging our.

553
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 3: Phone number on this for people to call in if

554
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:40,120
Speaker 3: they know someone that can get us on a scare

555
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:40,640
Speaker 3: Prink show.

556
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:45,360
Speaker 5: Please, I'll leave my contacts in the description. He can

557
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 5: I do that.

558
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,239
Speaker 3: I don't know how that works. I think you can

559
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 3: put those in the descriptions. We'll put your personal.

560
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 5: Phone number, we put my home address, maybe your wife's

561
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 5: phone number.

562
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 2: Here.

563
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, right right, yeah, we're all pointing. We're all pointing down.

564
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 5: Smash that email button immediately.

565
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 3: It's a subscribe. Okay, now this feels like a distraction.

566
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 3: You brought a gift to my podcast. Yeah, a gorgeous gift.

567
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 3: Kind of a tan envelope, says Bridger, not even centered

568
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 3: in the middle of the envelope.

569
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 5: Okay, clear this was written in the dark. I'm not sure, okay,

570
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 5: or like driving, Yeah, maybe using a steering wheel as

571
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 5: a table. I mean, I wouldn't.

572
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 3: I don't even have to ask. I assume this is

573
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 3: a gift for me.

574
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 5: It is a gift for you. We just I know

575
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 5: it's a you know obviously the title, but we just

576
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 5: felt like, look, we've worked together, we're now, you know,

577
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 5: more than colleagues, were friends. We wanted to show our

578
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,800
Speaker 5: deep gratitude for you as a as a colleague, as

579
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 5: a friend, and as a host by bringing something. You know,

580
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 5: it was the least we could do.

581
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 3: It was okay, I agree. Well let me get into

582
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,360
Speaker 3: it here. Let's open it's near the mike.

583
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 5: The telltale ripping of the Yeah you caught an envelope. Yeah,

584
00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 5: you really sealed it. Yeah, that's the thick.

585
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, what could this card possibly be for? So?

586
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 3: The card says I was really hoping this would turn

587
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 3: out different. And it's kind of a pretty car.

588
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 5: It's a nice card. H So much does it say inside?

589
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 3: This is such a says I'm so sorry. I know

590
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 3: how much this meant to you.

591
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 5: What is this card for? Okay? What wait? No, we

592
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 5: have to talk about the card.

593
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 3: Let's talk about this car for something else in here?

594
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 5: But okay, so why don't we do this? How about you?

595
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 5: How about you guess? Yeah? What do you think?

596
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:48,239
Speaker 2: Well?

597
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 5: This could possibly that? What category? You're in CBS and

598
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 5: you're looking at all the different there's just because I.

599
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 3: Know how much this meant to you. I mean, I

600
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 3: would get it's like not getting a job or something.

601
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 5: That's a pretty good guess. That's a great gus. Not correct.

602
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 5: Think about something a little bit heavier, a little bit more,

603
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 5: a little a little bit more serious.

604
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 3: Is this that somebody died?

605
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 5: Not exactly depending on where what side of the aisle

606
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 5: you're on. How about this? I took a picture of this, okay,

607
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 5: because I didn't think that anyone would actually believe me.

608
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 3: So I'm going to show you what it says. And

609
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 3: then you infertility. Oh my god, this is such a

610
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 3: weird category. It's certainly not like a conversation you have

611
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 3: with close flints. No, you just want somebody a car

612
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 3: to drive all so.

613
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 5: Overplex do you go there looking for that card where

614
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 5: you're like, oh, all right, I see Valentine's Day. You

615
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 5: guys don't have infertility, do you.

616
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 3: This is such a personal, intimate conversation you have.

617
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 5: It's unbelievable. Also say like, I know you were hoping

618
00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 5: it would turn out differently. Of course, Yeah no, no, no,

619
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 5: that's really card.

620
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 3: You were.

621
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 5: It's also like not something that you like, Let's just

622
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 5: say a man is infertile like you are. There's nothing

623
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 5: to reverse it necessary, right, Like, that's it.

624
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 3: This is not your boss is not buying this card.

625
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 3: You know, it's not like someone you have a cold

626
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 3: relationship with.

627
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:24,959
Speaker 5: This, it's not a casual acquaintance. It's also wildly inappropriate

628
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 5: for your spouse, because that would be the person you

629
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 5: truly share this sadness with.

630
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 3: To get you a greeting card, you'd be like, why

631
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 3: why the marriage? It's like, I thought you hope this

632
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 3: marriage would turn out different, right, Yeah.

633
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 5: Well yes, I thought I would someone who could give

634
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,160
Speaker 5: me kicks, who wouldn't buy me cards. The trajectory of

635
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 5: the marriage has has gone south. Now everything I thought

636
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 5: was gonna happen with my life is now different. Card

637
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 5: came in. I spent three ninety nine at CVS. I

638
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 5: think they're hoping that because obviously I don't. I can't

639
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 5: imagine anyone's going looking for it. I think they put

640
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 5: it in a place like where between like birthday and

641
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 5: bar Mitz or something where there's I saw someone who's infertilesing,

642
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 5: you know what I mean? It was right at eye level.

643
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 5: I think it's one of those where they want you

644
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 5: to see it when you're in there for something else,

645
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 5: and then when you encounter an infertility diagnosis, you know

646
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 5: that there's a I.

647
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 3: Don't have social skills right, and you're a complete.

648
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 5: And you want your marriage or your partnership to end immediately.

649
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 5: You present that person with a card who's been just

650
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 5: given devastating news, you're profoundly emotionally. That being said, I

651
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 5: do think a card that you send someone for like

652
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 5: a death, it's almost like even more common, were far

653
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 5: more common. Yeah, So like I think it's that is touching.

654
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 5: I mean that can be nice.

655
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 3: Well, with the death you can find out in the newspaper, yes, exactly,

656
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 3: but you're not finding out someone I usually which well

657
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 3: you haven't.

658
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 5: Read if you haven't read my circular. He likes to

659
00:31:54,800 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 5: go to go out with the bank. Yeah yeah remember her?

660
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you guessed it. Yeah.

661
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 3: I would love to see more cards in this category.

662
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 5: Nice thing about that card and the reason that it

663
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 5: wasn't just for the gag, but I also thought it

664
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 5: probably would apply to our performance on the podcast. Right,

665
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 5: of course, that's the nice thing. I'm going home in

666
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 5: a rage, almost driving off the road. You just look

667
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 5: at that glance on your front seat see and you're like,

668
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 5: that was sweet.

669
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 3: You know what, They gave it their best. We all

670
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 3: tried to.

671
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 5: You're certainly throwing a scarf around yourself in a haste

672
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 5: as you drive off without.

673
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 3: A Okay, well should we get into what's happening here?

674
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

675
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's my order for thirty dollars. Yes, and it

676
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 3: says a memo podcast that's appropriate. I okay, so you

677
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,840
Speaker 3: just wanted to pay who and or what is being

678
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 3: paid AGAs a transaction.

679
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 5: Again, it's not a pay to play thing for being

680
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 5: on the podcast. Again, I thought take it as a bride.

681
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 5: We thought a little a little check would help soften

682
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 5: again the blow of probably a lackluster Well, if this.

683
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 3: Cuts out to other other people, they're going to try

684
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 3: paying thirty dollars to get on the podcast.

685
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 5: Okay, so we're gonna have a flood by the way, Yeah,

686
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 5: I mean that's not a terrible thing. You said that.

687
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 5: I definitely won't end up in your closet. I would

688
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 5: imagine this is.

689
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 3: Thirty dollars worth of cocaine.

690
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 5: That's got to click. I know your night's gonna go.

691
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 5: It's gonna be amazing.

692
00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 3: What so, what was the thought behind this.

693
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 5: I just wanted, you know, I think we were just

694
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 5: thinking something that you I mean, we've listened to a

695
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 5: lot of the uh, and it seems like many people

696
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 5: do disobey you. Sure, uh and it felt like you

697
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 5: have a lot of stuff. This way you can buy

698
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 5: yourself something that you really need. Yeah, really want something

699
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 5: skydiving thing, you know, by the way, I mean, it's

700
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 5: I don't can I say. It seems like now that

701
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 5: you're almost at a point on this podcast where you're

702
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 5: soliciting things that you want people to give you. Like

703
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 5: you were like it's like skydiving just happened to come up,

704
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 5: or you're like, we.

705
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 3: Should maybe you should brainstorm things.

706
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:34,160
Speaker 5: We nightstand a single night stand, just one night stand

707
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 5: that's pushed up against the wall in your guest room

708
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 5: where you often sleep in a rage. Maybe keep them

709
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 5: there to uh keep the card in there?

710
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,359
Speaker 3: You did you go to the post office together?

711
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 5: I went to the post office. Is a huge I

712
00:34:51,360 --> 00:34:54,520
Speaker 5: went to I went to the post officey, this was

713
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 5: not it was on the way. I did walk in

714
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 5: to the Studio City post Office. Shout out Janice for

715
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 5: the best.

716
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: Uh.

717
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 5: It was completely empty, and so I would I would

718
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 5: have gotten mad if that. The bit was I had

719
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 5: to wait for two hours to get a postal money

720
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 5: order because I was pot committed by then. There's no

721
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 5: I parked. I was there. We're getting that that money order. Yeah,

722
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 5: this is and I just honestly, the real reason I

723
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 5: got the money order is I thought you would not

724
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 5: believe that we could pass a real check.

725
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course I would have had to.

726
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 5: Cash back cash it is and again counterfeit.

727
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 3: The hologram band.

728
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I know how you are,

729
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 5: and I have written you some bad checks in the past,

730
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 5: but that that's a.

731
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 3: Pretty bad situation.

732
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 5: Not good. I've given you a counterfeit biller.

733
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 3: Who has handed at Target. I was just trying to

734
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 3: do a grocery trip and suddenly.

735
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 5: Called off in to Target jail. Yeah, we paid your

736
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 5: script fee in cash. Remember that one time? I thought

737
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 5: that was funny. Well, you go throwed a bunch of

738
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 5: stuff for us, a bunch of our scripts, and all paid.

739
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:14,880
Speaker 5: It was a fake Samsonit briefcase, by the way, not

740
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 5: even the suitcase. Remember it just fell into dust and

741
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 5: just turned into dust but exploded.

742
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 3: That was the only thing you would spend money on.

743
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 5: Quality so weird because you think we didn't rob a bank.

744
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 5: We literally made counterfeit money and then put die packs

745
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 5: in for no reason, just just just for the funny.

746
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 5: So when you opened it up to get your script fee,

747
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 5: it exploded in your face and died your face blue.

748
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 5: For it was several weeks, it was. It was weak.

749
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 3: I had to I was out of the public eye

750
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 3: for at least a month, ordering in.

751
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 5: So and then trying to pay in cash and getting

752
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 5: beaten up by delivery people.

753
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 3: It was bad, just snowballing.

754
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 5: So anyway, so you understand now why the money order.

755
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 3: What is a money order for at this point of time,

756
00:36:59,560 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 3: what are we.

757
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 5: I would imagine it's a it's the equivalent of like

758
00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:05,240
Speaker 5: a cashier's check, just to prove that it's like actual

759
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 5: real So I'd imagine like if you're putting a deposit

760
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 5: on an apartment or something that require you can pay

761
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,320
Speaker 5: I don't know taxes with it. I'm not I'm not

762
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 5: really sure. I think honestly. Now, mostly it's for gifts

763
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 5: for podcast hosts. I think it's like I think that's

764
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 5: like it's number one currency.

765
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 3: Viral giving money orders to podcast.

766
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 5: Host I gave a podcast House of Money Order.

767
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 3: Forty million views TV deal.

768
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean they're making a lot of money. They

769
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 5: don't make any money on it. Oh, no, they do.

770
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 5: They make two two thirty five, So just wait for

771
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 5: the post office makes it. It's a two thirty two

772
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 5: dollars and thirty five cent fee.

773
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 3: So you have to pay thirty two dollars for this

774
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 3: thirty two fifty? How old fashion of them.

775
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, I paid the two to fifty. Then you said

776
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 5: I think I got to fifty on it. Yeah. I

777
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 5: was like, okay, I'll just I'll put up the thirty.

778
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 5: That's fine, I'll get the card too. Fought tooth and

779
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 5: nail against this. I was like, I can scram something

780
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 5: in my house for free. I have soup.

781
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 3: Like a lot of past guests, it's fake. It's fake

782
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 3: grabbing at things on their way out of the house.

783
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 5: Sure has that ever happened on this show? Or it's

784
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 5: very obvious?

785
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 3: I mean we have, I mean guests frequently say well

786
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 3: I saw this, Yeah, got it in my in my apartment. Yeah,

787
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 3: like I had to get rid of this that kind

788
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 3: of thing.

789
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw this and thought of you. It's a

790
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 5: preas floor mat, very dirty, very very filthy.

791
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 3: Well, now I've got to think about thirty dollars things

792
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 3: that i'd like to buy.

793
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 5: Well, you know, you don't have to only spend it

794
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 5: on thirty dollars things.

795
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 3: Well, but that's why you don't know me for god, Okay, okay,

796
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 3: So if a cent more, I'll feel like my day's rude.

797
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 5: I'd like, Oh, they got me to spend more money.

798
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 5: Not easy, okay, got oh. I think it's I think

799
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 5: it's a reasonably priced entree.

800
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,839
Speaker 3: It is a recently Yeah, it's like a reasonable meal

801
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 3: at a you know, diner.

802
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 5: But it's like a chicken parmesan at John and Vinnie's,

803
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 5: like twenty seven and then you and.

804
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 3: Then they build the tip in.

805
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,880
Speaker 5: That's how John and Vinnie get you. Yeah, that's how

806
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 5: they get you.

807
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 3: They're yeah, because they build the tip in. And then

808
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:15,879
Speaker 3: I also say you need to tip right.

809
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 5: No, I don't do it anymore. Oh okay, yeah, right, public.

810
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 3: There was a situation.

811
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll have to go to the bank and deposit it.

812
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 5: It creates a little work. Yeah, it's because then you'll

813
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 5: get your money, but you'll have to work for it.

814
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 5: But I also like that then you'll think about us

815
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 5: when you're like, why do I have to go to

816
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 5: the bank to do this thing? And then you'll spend

817
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 5: your You'll find your entree and you'll be excited.

818
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 3: Because we are you kidding me?

819
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 5: You do need to, I mean, you don't have to,

820
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 5: but I'd love you to keep us posted on like what.

821
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 3: You'll find out what I buy? I mean, I'll have

822
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 3: to post about it on Instagram. Listeners are going to

823
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,920
Speaker 3: demand what thirty dollars item?

824
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 5: And not to brag.

825
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 3: Just yesterday, I opened an envelope at home. I got

826
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,840
Speaker 3: thirty five dollars from a sewage class action lawsuits.

827
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 5: Wow, I don't even know what was happening. Can you

828
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 5: actively take part in it?

829
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 3: Apparently it was happening to me, and that's all that

830
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 3: had to happen. They gave us all thirty.

831
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 5: Five Really living your Aaron Brockovich moment, fighting injustice in

832
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:20,760
Speaker 5: the sewage industry. That's amazing. To the sewers ship cluster,

833
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 5: I know it. It smells paramo everywhere in this whole

834
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 5: block smells bad. I know, let's sue immediately.

835
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 3: Let's not even look into it.

836
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 5: We don't need to start doing You don't need to

837
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 5: do any of the tests. It's none of the records.

838
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 5: Just follow your nose. They didn't even really put up

839
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 5: a fight. It wasn't dramatic at all. They're like, all right, sure,

840
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 5: here's someone high.

841
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 3: Hell literally, yeah, I've so now I've got sixty five

842
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 3: dollars to my name.

843
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:49,720
Speaker 5: Wow.

844
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, and one of them was able I was

845
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 3: able to deposit electronically.

846
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 5: Oh you can do that too, Yes, of course, I'm

847
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 5: sure you will be able to.

848
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 3: Oh I think this actually, I wonder if you can

849
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 3: deposit of money order electronically.

850
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:03,800
Speaker 5: You know what you could do is you could go

851
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 5: what if you went to the post office and just

852
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 5: bought thirty dollars worth of stamps.

853
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:08,680
Speaker 3: That's actually not a bad you.

854
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 5: Know what I mean, Like you're bringing it back. It's

855
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 5: kind of full over the post office.

856
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 3: I can get the stamps I actually want.

857
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 5: Finally, Yeah, because you sign up for that mystery box

858
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 5: and that's been a.

859
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,760
Speaker 3: Whole pain, very offensive staff.

860
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 5: You never know what you're gonna get. How can those

861
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 5: be real? Some of those I genuinely don't understand. I

862
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 5: really don't understand. I love when people at the post

863
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 5: office take so long to decide what stamps they want.

864
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 5: Of course, caboos. It's caboos. Wait no, no, no, no, no,

865
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 5: no no no no no no, no no no no. Heart,

866
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 5: that's the van.

867
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 3: You should be designing.

868
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 5: Stamps. They usual American flag, which I think is like

869
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 5: this default, the standard. Yeah. I just made both of those.

870
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 3: Up right off the top of your head, right, that's

871
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 3: amazing stamps.

872
00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 5: That's crazy, that is insane. That's really good.

873
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 3: Uh well, I'll have to. I mean, we could brainstorm

874
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 3: thirty dollars things now other than dinner. Let's say I

875
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,240
Speaker 3: could buy a decent shirt.

876
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 5: What decent shirt?

877
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? I could find a lot of

878
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 3: decent shirts. Okay, shirts, probably a T shirt ultimately, but yeah, okay,

879
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 3: like a.

880
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 5: T shirt you could buy. I feel like a pair

881
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 5: of socks, like sandals.

882
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 3: Sandals, probably socks and sandals.

883
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 5: Nor classic. That's insane. It is a classic, classic combo.

884
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 5: This climate it's getting, it's getting, it'll turn turn. Oh

885
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 5: you're not talking politically, you're actually talking in this climate. Yes,

886
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 5: actually breathe.

887
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 3: Oh got it because you used to be political. No, no, no, no,

888
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 3: I'm also surprised.

889
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 2: You do not.

890
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 5: I was like, no, do not, get don't go there.

891
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 5: I've never been said, don't go there. I don't believe

892
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 5: in talking about it very person I don't play politics.

893
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 5: I don't talk about politics. There's nothing happening that I'm

894
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 5: aware of right now that makes us like feel like

895
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 5: we should talk about it. I think it doesn't affect me,

896
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 5: like I'm chilling, and I think a lot of people

897
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 5: like his political stances, like I'm gonna be fine, you.

898
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 2: Know what I mean.

899
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 5: I think that that's I'm gonna be fine. Yeah, yeah,

900
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,439
Speaker 5: like doesn't matter. Let them fight it out, like I'll

901
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 5: be through it. I'm gonna eat. Yeah, you know, I'm

902
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 5: gonna buy sandals and I'm gonna wear socks with them.

903
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 5: We'll throw around thirty dollars like it's thirty two to fifties.

904
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 5: Put as much of a fee on it as you want,

905
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 5: because I'm still buying it. It's like a half a joke.

906
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,239
Speaker 3: Well, this is a this is a trip to the

907
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,320
Speaker 3: po or to the bank for me. Yeah, I have,

908
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 3: you know, I have my bank I go to. It

909
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 3: feels like a very old fashioned feels like it is

910
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 3: one that could be robbed at any point. Why is

911
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 3: that just No, it's like a very old school bank.

912
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,399
Speaker 3: I think it's like probably been there for one hundred

913
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 3: years or something. They've obviously updated a little bit, but

914
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 3: there's something about it. When you walk in, You're like,

915
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 3: someone's certainly going to come in with a gun.

916
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 5: Right, it sounds like it's you. You're going to go.

917
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 3: I think somebody should come in with the gun. This

918
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 3: is the place to do it.

919
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 5: Like, I've written down the security guards walking patterns, so

920
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 5: this is really starting to look I know that the

921
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 5: manager is a drinking problem, so I've got that figured out.

922
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 5: Security guard watch is shark tank.

923
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 3: Just like clockwork deafening vault.

924
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 5: You've got a dry cleaning van that you are you

925
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 5: still driving around that dry cleaning van.

926
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 3: That you've got a new one one?

927
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,240
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, nice. Well, look I robbed a few banks.

928
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,439
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta spend money to make money.

929
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 5: That would be the dream I would love if that

930
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 5: was your story, if you rob banks.

931
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 3: I'd be delighted to be able to just like if

932
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 3: you could tell everyone, or like tell one person like listen,

933
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 3: this is just kind of a joke and then get

934
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 3: to do it, yeah, and then be like, well tell him.

935
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 3: I was kidding a million. Everybody was kidding phenomenal. I

936
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 3: would love that.

937
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 5: I think they would take kindly to that.

938
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 8: Hey it's a big come on, have a sense of

939
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 8: humor so sensitive? Oh my god, shell something dragged?

940
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 5: I love it. I hope we do it. What if

941
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 5: we robbed the casino or like the bank wherever they

942
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 5: store all the money on our cruise?

943
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 3: Oh as part of the podcast record?

944
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, like Bridges three? Yeah, eleven is much much worse,

945
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 5: way more boring and stupid.

946
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 3: Take that.

947
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 5: Wait, sorry, you think it would be smarter.

948
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 3: It would be smarter, It would only be sexier. Yes,

949
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,839
Speaker 3: it would have way more panache if the panash would

950
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,399
Speaker 3: be through the room.

951
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 5: What about the what about the off camera pranks? Would

952
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 5: they be better?

953
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, look who you're talking to? The original pranks? Sir?

954
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:03,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, I sat down on a thumb tack. Oh wow,

955
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 5: it's still in you. I really thought I had guess

956
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 5: it was a whoop because it was unbelievable. Yeah, it

957
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 5: was amazing, all right, So may I take it back?

958
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 5: That is that should be our move? Yeah, that's the move.

959
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,960
Speaker 5: You go on a three day cruise. What day do

960
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 5: you think you rob on? You can't one? As soon

961
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 5: as you get on that you walked straight. You walk

962
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 5: straight to the bank on the cruise shah because there's

963
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,239
Speaker 5: probably a t yeah exactly, they have to and then

964
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 5: you hide in plain sight sight. O interesting. What if

965
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 5: we did, like what if we did like an inside

966
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 5: man type of thing, Oh, cruise for like years. That's good.

967
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 5: The wall of like some just like in the like

968
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 5: inside no window. You're like in the walking fridge that

969
00:46:56,840 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 5: you've built in the walking fridge. Rockets of course got it.

970
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,560
Speaker 3: So it's a false walk in fridge and so many

971
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 3: milkshakes and all.

972
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 5: You can drink. Well, I think it's fucking built out

973
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 5: of cardboard. I think did silver. The thing we're doing

974
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 5: is all the food. We're running a line though to

975
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 5: the milkshake machine so we can drink it like we

976
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,760
Speaker 5: have our own tap. That's the only thing we can drink.

977
00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 3: Just out of a crazy straw, the three of.

978
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 5: Us just passing it back and forth for years on

979
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 5: the open water.

980
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 3: That almost feels like the right idea for a movie.

981
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 5: It feels like, I mean, we're definitely closing in on something.

982
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 5: Bridges three is dancing with the diabetes devil in a

983
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 5: crazy way. But I guess is there a version where

984
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,879
Speaker 5: you know, I think you're right first day, because if

985
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 5: you went third day maybe you could. Or you did

986
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 5: it right before you got off in Insonada and then

987
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 5: just disappeared into Mexico.

988
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 3: Right you get off on one of those busy ports.

989
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 5: That's wearing sunglasses and chasing you is going the opposite

990
00:47:56,120 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 5: way of the flo You're calmly walking off in disguise.

991
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 5: As the police arrive, you know what I mean. They

992
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 5: come in and then you're walking off. The camera. Obviously

993
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 5: we go to like a crane shot as we walk

994
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 5: in down Son and you realize we have to live

995
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 5: there for years and years. The ultimate life is lindsay,

996
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 5: I'll send for you. Yep. Yeah, she has to take

997
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 5: the same cruise. Yes, it's the only way. He's going

998
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 5: to retrace our steps. And she's gonna like be knocking

999
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 5: on like the wall of the walk in realizing that

1000
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 5: it's a fall she's doing like she's just doing the

1001
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 5: walk in fridge equivalent of it's a man baby, Yeah

1002
00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,879
Speaker 5: to every fridd she's every friend.

1003
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,360
Speaker 3: It's not a fridge baby.

1004
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 5: Yes, this isn't a French baby. It's not everyone's like

1005
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 5: you're offending every fridge here. It's so rude, so rude.

1006
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 5: It's so rude. Do I make That's what she says

1007
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 5: to the milkshake machines.

1008
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 3: It's in the Austin Power step.

1009
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 5: Type of investigator. Investigative. I'll tell you. Lindsay is an

1010
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:06,200
Speaker 5: amazing detective. She gets very Austin Powers when she when

1011
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:10,280
Speaker 5: she investigates stuff, it is it is wild. Yeah, it's wild.

1012
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 3: Austin Powers was kind of an I mean, he was

1013
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 3: a spy, but also more of an investigator. He was.

1014
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 5: He straddled.

1015
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,360
Speaker 3: I think he was getting in there and you know,

1016
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 3: pulling wigs off and doing that kind of thing.

1017
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 5: Of course it's tough to Yeah, I guess the line

1018
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 5: is fuzzy. I guess between like international, well, he was

1019
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 5: an international man of mystery, was his.

1020
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 3: That sort of is like a pretty big umbrella name.

1021
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 3: He could do truly anything he wants anything.

1022
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 5: I mean, I think the movies. I think the Three

1023
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 5: Movies proved that. Yeah, right in the way. Also, I

1024
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 5: think so in only in only the best he could

1025
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 5: even do the British accent anymore. Now in the in

1026
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 5: uh in this speaking of I mean political anymore, I

1027
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 5: can't do anything British. I mean, he was doing British

1028
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 5: and Scottish. I mean, are you kidding me?

1029
00:49:58,880 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 3: Get away?

1030
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 5: I believe that we watched that movie and last yeah

1031
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 5: day trying to cancel him.

1032
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 3: Anybody see this.

1033
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:11,160
Speaker 5: Clip of dance needs the same film, just different clips.

1034
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 5: Everything he says isn't in a British accident. Oh so

1035
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,760
Speaker 5: I can't play this, but he can put on the teeth. Okay, okay,

1036
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 5: all right, bald cap. He remember he played doctor eating.

1037
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 5: He does the Lord Michael's voice. That's Canadian. It's Canadian.

1038
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 5: So he's doing it is crazy, It is wild. I'm

1039
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 5: staying out of the shot. I'm saying he's he's Mike

1040
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 5: Myer to I mean, full disclosure is attached to it.

1041
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 5: One of Daniel's projects, several actually, each of them each literally,

1042
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 5: and that's why he doesn't want to say anything because

1043
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,320
Speaker 5: all of them it's like Mike Myers and Mike Myers

1044
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:56,279
Speaker 5: and Mike Myers. He's pumping. We don't know what the

1045
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 5: Maybe you can help us with this. Honestly, this is

1046
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,799
Speaker 5: a great idea. What none know what. We don't even

1047
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,320
Speaker 5: have the audio. We know that there's a dinner scene,

1048
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 5: and we know that the camera moves around to each

1049
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 5: person and they say something crazy and each one is

1050
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 5: a Mike Myers. But we don't know where the movie goes.

1051
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 5: We don't know what it's about.

1052
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 3: Right.

1053
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 5: Attached, He is attached. He is attached based on that pitch.

1054
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 3: That's all it took.

1055
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 5: That is all solid gold when you're us, Yeah, that

1056
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 5: proven it does for it. You have the idea, we

1057
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 5: have the idea. We have the IP. I mean we're

1058
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 5: calling it IP. It's a dinner scene where he plays

1059
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 5: nineteen carecter. By the way, it's a it's like a graduation,

1060
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 5: like it's a big event. It's a banquet. It's a

1061
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 5: banquet table and he plays nineteen characters one of the tables,

1062
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 5: another table strangers, different strangers to each other, by the way,

1063
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 5: to nineteen person tables. That's just that's just in that timeline. Yeah,

1064
00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 5: there's a multi yes in that timeline. Yeah, there's a

1065
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 5: poor all to a much bigger dinner. Yes, somewhere else,

1066
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 5: much bigger. It's I'm gonna give you a hint. I

1067
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 5: think we just cracked it. It's in the with the

1068
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 5: walk In. Oh goes through the walk In investigating a

1069
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 5: cruise robbery with his partner Lindsay played by Daniel's wife

1070
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 5: as herself.

1071
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:17,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1072
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 3: And then this is a spinoff of Bridgers three.

1073
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 5: This is it's inspired. I think it's a prequel. Oh,

1074
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 5: it's a three. Yeah, we're gonna have to cut him in.

1075
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 5: It's a prequel. Yeah, you know what. The money and

1076
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 5: we'll figure all right, give us the thirty and you're in. Yeah, slide.

1077
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 5: Everyone is bought in for thirty.

1078
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, thirty dollars. I think that that's typically how these deals.

1079
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 5: Thirty dollars in a greed in car. You know we

1080
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 5: won that. That attachment feed didn't read about that in

1081
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 5: the strike, of course.

1082
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 3: The attachment Yes, I thought for that very hard. That

1083
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 3: was my sign, the attachment feed. Yeahs walk for free.

1084
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 3: That's what screw you, studios. I never want to work

1085
00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 3: for you.

1086
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 5: Again without an attachment I thought that was smart.

1087
00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 4: Uh.

1088
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna take this and spend it. I'm to

1089
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 3: put it towards something very important. Probably I'll probably spiral

1090
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 3: for days trying to think of what I'm gonna buy.

1091
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 5: I would only hope, and I honestly I feel bad now.

1092
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 5: I should have thought that you this would be a disaster.

1093
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:21,799
Speaker 3: For this would just be days of my busy, busy line.

1094
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,479
Speaker 5: The other bit I did think would The other gift

1095
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 5: that we were considering was a horse.

1096
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well there's always a second episode.

1097
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 5: Okay, well there is after that gift. Well, I was

1098
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 5: gonna say, I feel like if that doesn't get us back,

1099
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 5: I don't know what will.

1100
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,600
Speaker 3: Well, if I hear the sound of a horse over

1101
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:42,240
Speaker 3: a phone, I'll consider if you hear the telltale clomping,

1102
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 3: yes of a horse, a little bit of a winnie

1103
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 3: in the background as we're chatting, look behind you.

1104
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, during the during the pre interview, it would be

1105
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 5: great if we went out into the parking lot and

1106
00:53:54,600 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 5: we walked out together and I was on horseback. If

1107
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 5: we sent a and it was like hey, parrotts, yeah,

1108
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 5: sugar cube, goga cubes, a stall and then there is

1109
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 5: no horse. You do eat all, just ride Daniel it

1110
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 5: bridle whip. Yeah.

1111
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 3: Well, I think we should play a game. Okay, We're

1112
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 3: gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse. And

1113
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,320
Speaker 3: I need a number between one and ten from you two.

1114
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:32,919
Speaker 5: From we combined decide on Yeah, you got damn six. Okay.

1115
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 3: I have to do some light calculating to get our

1116
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 3: game pieces. So right now you can promote, recommend, do

1117
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,600
Speaker 3: whatever you want with the microphone.

1118
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 5: I'll be right back, got it. What do we want

1119
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 5: to promote? Well, we recently made a show called mister

1120
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:49,120
Speaker 5: Throwback we did, which is on the Peacock streaming platform.

1121
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:53,320
Speaker 5: It's available everywhere that Peacock is available. Everywhere that you

1122
00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:56,359
Speaker 5: have Peacock. It's also available there. Get Peacock and then

1123
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 5: you can have the show. It's it's a fun show.

1124
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 5: Stars Stephen Curry, the basketball player, Adam Palley, the comedian

1125
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,320
Speaker 5: ego Wodhem also a comedian, Tracy Latts, the living legend

1126
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 5: Aiden Mayary T, Tran Rich Summer, Uh, Blair Beacon uh.

1127
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 5: And it was created by us and Adam and our

1128
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:21,359
Speaker 5: friend David Casp who is a dear friend and also

1129
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 5: knows Bridger. He's never been on this. Does he do podcasts?

1130
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 5: I don't think he wants kind of a you know,

1131
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 5: he's he's reclusive.

1132
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:29,200
Speaker 3: He hides in the shadows.

1133
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,399
Speaker 5: He's deep. Yeah, he's deep in the shadow. Will force

1134
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 5: him to ask him, but then he'll do it.

1135
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the sort of person who'll do it. Regards

1136
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 3: then never he'll dodge me for the rest of us life.

1137
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 5: That's right, that's right. He's a way. He'd much rather

1138
00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 5: do that than just say he can. Yeah.

1139
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:50,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, the show is very good. Thank you

1140
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 3: two former guests of the show.

1141
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 5: Oh wow, the last fantastic, absolutely delightful.

1142
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:01,720
Speaker 3: People then gave me a beautiful clip on bangs. Okay,

1143
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 3: that's a great gift, and gave me mostly used.

1144
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 5: Bottle of lotion. All right, so both excellent gifts was

1145
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 5: from her car. Very fortunate with the casting we worked,

1146
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 5: I mean they were everyone on the show is so

1147
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 5: brilliant and made us look incredible.

1148
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 3: I mean, i'll give your give yourselves all the credit,

1149
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 3: actually take the credit now.

1150
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 5: They didn't fuck it up.

1151
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,399
Speaker 3: They got very lucky.

1152
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 5: It was the Mona Lisa and they didn't fuck it out.

1153
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 5: They said the words that we wrote and it was

1154
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 5: truly I mean, such a murder's row of talented folks.

1155
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 5: Though you would you would love Tracy Lett's. Oh I'm

1156
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:43,479
Speaker 5: sure he is a genius and such a great writer.

1157
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 5: I mean he won a Pulitzer Prize and a Tony

1158
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 5: he won he won the Pulitzer for August Osage County.

1159
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:53,279
Speaker 5: Oh of course, right, and so like we would just

1160
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,000
Speaker 5: walk up to him and be like, hey, if you

1161
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 5: want to say a different word here, like whatever, like,

1162
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 5: and he would say the most insanely funny, brilliant things

1163
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 5: and add in ways that we truly never could have

1164
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:12,600
Speaker 5: ever in a million years, and was so funny and incredible.

1165
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 5: I don't think I'll ever be anything, and I'll try. No, no,

1166
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 5: like we would. We would give him a note and

1167
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,280
Speaker 5: then he would most of the time, ninety percent of

1168
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:24,280
Speaker 5: the time like take it, no problem.

1169
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 3: But the.

1170
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 5: Few times he pushed back, it was only with like

1171
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:34,840
Speaker 5: the most thoughtful character calculations that he had already made,

1172
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 5: and he'd be like, well, I was thinking, like, isn't

1173
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,520
Speaker 5: he this way because of this and that, and just

1174
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 5: like yes, yes, definitely, yeah, one hundred percent, you're so right.

1175
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 5: Just stuff we never thought about, and he did and

1176
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,080
Speaker 5: it was amazing.

1177
00:57:47,160 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 3: Oh it's tough feeling to get pushed back, that makes sense.

1178
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 5: It's great best thing ever. Honestly, I always I'd rather

1179
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 5: have that.

1180
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I want to get in a fight.

1181
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, it always, you know, I want to tell

1182
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:04,920
Speaker 5: them they're wrong, they agree with the note that.

1183
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 6: You're like, actually scratch that, do it the other way. Yeah,

1184
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 6: what you took that note, you idiot. It's wrong, it's wrong.

1185
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 5: In fact, you are a bad actor. You're tank your career,

1186
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 5: you own show. You really have fired so many actors

1187
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 5: on your on shows. It's great.

1188
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,000
Speaker 3: Oh I'm known for kind of just releasing them for

1189
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:27,120
Speaker 3: the day. Find somebody. Now, we gotta need to replacement

1190
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 3: in five minutes.

1191
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 5: I don't care what they look if you come on SATURD.

1192
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 5: It's kind of like, that's the kiss of that, that's

1193
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 5: can I tell you what what I My favorite move

1194
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 5: of yours is when you hire the other actor before

1195
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 5: you fire the first one, and have them just walk

1196
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:44,800
Speaker 5: in in costs, in the same wardrobe, same as the person,

1197
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,440
Speaker 5: or sit next to them and be like hey, and

1198
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,200
Speaker 5: then you're like excuse me, can I talk to you?

1199
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:53,720
Speaker 5: To the first actor? And then you fire? That is ice, Well,

1200
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 5: I've learned.

1201
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 3: It's been years of you know, fine tuning the process.

1202
00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:00,080
Speaker 5: You don't want that. You don't want that downtime in

1203
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:01,959
Speaker 5: between actors. No, no, that's true.

1204
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 3: The budgets are so slender now, they're just killing us

1205
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 3: everywhere they can.

1206
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 5: Second. No, no, no, absolutely, because you can always like

1207
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 5: have them do one last take and then you just

1208
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 5: face replaced, right right replace? You like to tell them

1209
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 5: that it's fine, we'll just you're fired, but we will

1210
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 5: face and we'll face replace. Don't we'll voice replace to

1211
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 5: It's yeah, this is all gonna get. Don't worry, don't worry.

1212
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 5: But can we just have you just for camera? Can you? Okay?

1213
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 3: This is how we play Gift or a Curse. I'm

1214
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:37,080
Speaker 3: gonna name three things. You're going to tell me if

1215
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:39,320
Speaker 3: they're a gift or a curse and why, and then

1216
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 3: I'll tell you if you're right or wrong. Because there

1217
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 3: are correct answers. You can lose.

1218
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:44,000
Speaker 5: Okay.

1219
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 3: It should be very embarrassing for both of you, of course.

1220
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 5: And should we both just shout out our answers.

1221
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 3: I think you should uh talk to each other about it.

1222
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 3: Be exercise.

1223
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 5: Oh got it. That's great. So there's not like this,

1224
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 5: not like we're punching through. Talk it through? Okay, casual?

1225
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 3: Okay, First, this is the first one. It's from a

1226
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 3: listener named Joe. A Gift or a curse? Two employees

1227
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 3: and customer service e g. Two baristas who make a

1228
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 3: point to finish their personal conversation before making eye contact

1229
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,960
Speaker 3: with you or acknowledging your presence at the register.

1230
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,120
Speaker 5: Man, I feel like there's a trick question. I feel

1231
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 5: like I feel it. I think it's a I think

1232
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 5: it's a curse. I have to say curse. It's not something.

1233
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:27,479
Speaker 5: I mean, i'd be curious to hear what they're talking about,

1234
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 5: but I can hear what a lot of people are

1235
01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 5: talking about all the time, all the time. Yeah, it's

1236
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 5: not professional, right, keep it at home. Also, keep it

1237
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:36,640
Speaker 5: at home. They don't live together. Well, this is the

1238
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 5: only opportunity they have to talk. It seems like they

1239
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 5: hang out outside of work. You're friends. Maybe not. Maybe

1240
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 5: that's a heated conversation that they'll tell you why. It's why.

1241
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 5: It's also a curse. Eye contact with me? Uh no,

1242
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 5: they said, oh yeah, they finished the conversation before me.

1243
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 5: That's a no no too. Well, you don't want that

1244
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 5: eye head down? What can I get you? Got it

1245
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,400
Speaker 5: all right? So, because it's not the converse station that

1246
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,720
Speaker 5: defends you, it's the fact that once they address you,

1247
01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:08,320
Speaker 5: they make it. Okay, I'm okay with that. I think

1248
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 5: we got to go curse wrong. Oh it's a gift, okay. Love.

1249
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 3: These two have their personal conversation it feels nice to

1250
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 3: just vanish in public for a few seconds. It's just

1251
01:01:19,200 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 3: kind of, you know, you're just kind of it's an ego.

1252
01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 3: You know, you're learning things about yourself. You're watching these

1253
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:28,840
Speaker 3: two people. Maybe they have a little chit chat that

1254
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,960
Speaker 3: we all want to wrap up chit chat now and again,

1255
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 3: and somebody needs our help.

1256
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 5: They can wait, got it. Maybe they're talking about a

1257
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 5: recipe and you're learning it. Yeah, maybe i'm evesdropping. Maybe

1258
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 5: it's great.

1259
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 3: Maybe there's some juicy gossip.

1260
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right.

1261
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 3: Uh, and even if it's not interesting to me, they

1262
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 3: should take as much time as they want.

1263
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,480
Speaker 5: What is the but to what end? How much time

1264
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 5: can they take?

1265
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 3: Five to ten minutes?

1266
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:53,960
Speaker 5: Five to ten So you're for me, the line forms.

1267
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,400
Speaker 5: You've waited in line, right, assuming you get up to

1268
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 5: the front and now two people who are it's supposed

1269
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 5: to be a one second thing where they're like, what

1270
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 5: can I get you? They're talking to each other to

1271
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 5: ten minutes. I don't know if you know how long

1272
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,720
Speaker 5: of a television comedy. No, it's basically it's almost a half. Yeah,

1273
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 5: it's almost a half. Yeah, because twenty one having a

1274
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,480
Speaker 5: conversation and you're standing there the first act.

1275
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 3: Family about loved ones, can't give guccino.

1276
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 5: I'm saying, like, get the drink and then go, go go.

1277
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 3: I'm so busy I would be thinking about.

1278
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,040
Speaker 5: It, But why can't they talk and do their job

1279
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 5: at the same time, because that's what they have is

1280
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:39,320
Speaker 5: so much more important. So deep, Yeah they have you know,

1281
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 5: you're right, Sherman. I agree. I agree. We were spid.

1282
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:43,760
Speaker 3: Does it?

1283
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,680
Speaker 5: Does this? Do you guys do instant replay to check

1284
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,919
Speaker 5: to like decide to slow down?

1285
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 3: Okay, extream, It'll be like a video.

1286
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,440
Speaker 5: I'm just I'm saying, is there a judge who could, like.

1287
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:56,520
Speaker 3: Right sitting and you're looking at it.

1288
01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 5: Right, we lost the judge, Jerry executioner. Oh yeah, God,

1289
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 5: Q Man, get it through your head. We're going to

1290
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 5: be cruising time.

1291
01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 3: I just.

1292
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 5: Can we get to Long Beach in fifteen minutes?

1293
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 3: Well take the Burbank Airport if we way, we can't.

1294
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:17,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, but if we get along two minutes late, we're

1295
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 5: taking a blade. Yeah that's true. We're sobbing in Okay, okay.

1296
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 5: Number two.

1297
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 3: This is from a listener named Jennifer. Gift to a

1298
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,680
Speaker 3: curse getting someone else's food order through a drive through

1299
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 3: and not realizing until you get home.

1300
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:36,000
Speaker 5: M I gotta say, it depends. I think it has

1301
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 5: to depend on Uh, it has to depend on what

1302
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 5: it is. I my brother and I can I tell

1303
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:43,040
Speaker 5: a story answer first.

1304
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:44,280
Speaker 3: You can do whatever you want.

1305
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 5: As long as the story gets to an answer.

1306
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 3: I feel like it's just completely.

1307
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 5: It gets to the answer of my what my answer

1308
01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:55,240
Speaker 5: would be. We there was a Chinese restaurant that we

1309
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:59,240
Speaker 5: used to love in Arcadia, I believe or San Gabriel

1310
01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 5: called meylong Ville. It was an incredible Shanghaiese restaurant that

1311
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,920
Speaker 5: is since closed that we were obsessed with. I went

1312
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,480
Speaker 5: one time. My wife was pregnant at the time. I

1313
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 5: went and I got so much extra food. I was like,

1314
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 5: I ordered like five things. I ate there and then

1315
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:18,320
Speaker 5: I took the rest home very excited. This family next

1316
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 5: to me was like laughing at how much food I ordered,

1317
01:04:21,240 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 5: and they were eating their food. Get home with these

1318
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,920
Speaker 5: two enormous bags that were heavy to carry in. I

1319
01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 5: was like, honey, guess what I got. I'm so excited.

1320
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:33,520
Speaker 5: I open up the first box. I got the other

1321
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 5: people's order, their entire table, and it was devastating none

1322
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 5: of my front pan fried noodles, none of my Shanghai

1323
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 5: rice cakes, none of the uh.

1324
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:49,160
Speaker 3: Several bricks.

1325
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 5: That's the back I got. Yeah, that was cool. That

1326
01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:59,840
Speaker 5: was That was aw Also, I'm gonna say curse people

1327
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:02,920
Speaker 5: have disgusting eating habits, and I would say, I have

1328
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,200
Speaker 5: great taste of food. So whatever I'm going to order

1329
01:05:05,320 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 5: is going to be It's gonna be of thoughtful order.

1330
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:11,280
Speaker 5: Are good.

1331
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,680
Speaker 3: You're so nice to have in a workplace because you care.

1332
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:17,400
Speaker 5: We do. Can some people want when the menu thing

1333
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 5: comes out, give me the ball. I'll take course. You

1334
01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 5: can be trusted. Yes, there were people on that show

1335
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 5: we worked on together who would order from places just

1336
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:26,200
Speaker 5: to anger everyone.

1337
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:29,800
Speaker 3: If you remember, I mean, I could, I could tell

1338
01:05:29,840 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 3: a story. I mean I'll say, is that if you

1339
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 3: force me to order lunch from a place that you

1340
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 3: know everyone hates, Yes, the future of your career may

1341
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:43,600
Speaker 3: be in danger.

1342
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 5: Oh, you have that much power.

1343
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 3: Look, people ask around about people, People ask around about

1344
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:50,960
Speaker 3: people and.

1345
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 5: You and you you should say this before you give

1346
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:56,720
Speaker 5: your tell us if we're right or wrong. You have

1347
01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:03,800
Speaker 5: pretty specific tastes. The only thing, Yeah, yeah, enjoy food

1348
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:05,400
Speaker 5: is the only thing. So if I'm going to order

1349
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,560
Speaker 5: the things are going to be, they're gonna work in harmony.

1350
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's stuff for my kids. If I'm not going

1351
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 5: to get that, that's going to cause me a world.

1352
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:13,880
Speaker 5: I think we got I think we gotta go. Curse.

1353
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 5: You're either getting chicken feet or you're getting like a

1354
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 5: bacon eater, sometimes chicken, sometimes feet.

1355
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:23,560
Speaker 3: Right, So you're saying curse. I mean, I can't argue,

1356
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,959
Speaker 3: but it's a curse. But a horrible feet.

1357
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 5: It's not good. It can't be.

1358
01:06:27,680 --> 01:06:29,480
Speaker 3: I mean I would love to say. I mean, it's

1359
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 3: in someone else's shoes, right, and we could all use

1360
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 3: that peek into other people's ordering.

1361
01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:36,800
Speaker 5: I don't think so.

1362
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:39,120
Speaker 3: I think everyone Okay, I'm backing off.

1363
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 5: It's a gift, no what no, because people are people

1364
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:44,280
Speaker 5: are sitting in the comfort of their own homes and

1365
01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:53,000
Speaker 5: they're ordering food like little piggies included. It depends what

1366
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 5: on the restaurant. I mean maybe I feel like you

1367
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 5: just want what you want, you know, I mean, by

1368
01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:01,480
Speaker 5: the time, your foods so expensive? Have you noticed how

1369
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:06,960
Speaker 5: expensive food? Are you kidding? Twenty eight dollars for a cheeseburger?

1370
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:07,920
Speaker 4: Hello?

1371
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:11,240
Speaker 5: Last time I checked it was free? When was that

1372
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 5: you worked. Oh yeah, you had a cheeseburger factory. That's

1373
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:17,680
Speaker 5: not a fair comparison. You can't if you own the

1374
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 5: factory that makes charity that gave out burgers. Last time

1375
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 5: you checked, Yeah, last time I checked. Being charged free?

1376
01:07:26,840 --> 01:07:27,320
Speaker 5: It's free?

1377
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:27,920
Speaker 6: Got it?

1378
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 5: That makes sense.

1379
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:31,800
Speaker 3: Okay, you've gotten one out of two so far.

1380
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:32,080
Speaker 2: Right.

1381
01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:33,760
Speaker 5: This is the This is the rubber man.

1382
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:37,160
Speaker 3: That's from a listener named Katie Gift to a curse

1383
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,400
Speaker 3: cyclists who don't remove their helmet when they go shopping.

1384
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:48,040
Speaker 5: Huh, they don't remove their helmets when they go shopping. Now,

1385
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:51,400
Speaker 5: let me ask this question. I wonder if they're wearing

1386
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 5: bike shoes, if they're clamping, Yeah, if they're clamping, if

1387
01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,280
Speaker 5: they're clamping about, I'm going to say, I don't want

1388
01:07:59,320 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 5: to hear the clumps.

1389
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:03,920
Speaker 2: You have.

1390
01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 3: This is just the helmet because he is the.

1391
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:09,680
Speaker 5: Least offensive part of the bikers get up. I think

1392
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:13,960
Speaker 5: it's a blessing, and I think it's partially I'm gonna think.

1393
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,360
Speaker 5: I'm going to think about them for a second. It's

1394
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:21,160
Speaker 5: a blessing to them having biked in the past. You're

1395
01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 5: you sweat you bike. You've got a very weird that

1396
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:29,120
Speaker 5: the internal sort of mechanism that holds the plastic thing

1397
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 5: that holds the helmet on, it's messing your hair up.

1398
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:36,840
Speaker 5: Your hair is looking really bad. So I think it's

1399
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:41,320
Speaker 5: a blessing to the person and everyone around that person

1400
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:44,439
Speaker 5: to not have to see probably the worst their hair.

1401
01:08:44,600 --> 01:08:46,920
Speaker 5: I would imagine it's ever gonna look. I think it's

1402
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:51,720
Speaker 5: a curse in that I dress up for me, put

1403
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,880
Speaker 5: some thought into the act. If you know you're going

1404
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:57,960
Speaker 5: to be biking, go home, put it respectable looking outfit

1405
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 5: on where you're not wearing a helmet, and come back

1406
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 5: to the store looking proper. But what if they're using

1407
01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:09,200
Speaker 5: the bike as transportation. It's a very Find a shower,

1408
01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:12,800
Speaker 5: take a horse bath in the in the bathroom. Surely

1409
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 5: the place that you have that you're going into has

1410
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 5: a bathroom. Change clothes. So you're gonna put on oh

1411
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:26,080
Speaker 5: like that's you've never seen saddle bag. You're going to

1412
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:29,439
Speaker 5: put the saddle back. You can do a messenger, right

1413
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,280
Speaker 5: I did. Oh my god, back in the day. Can

1414
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:34,240
Speaker 5: you believe that that was a thing? Now we can

1415
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:35,200
Speaker 5: just email.

1416
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, can you imagine?

1417
01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:39,599
Speaker 5: I know, tell you put them all out of business.

1418
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:43,560
Speaker 5: The fax machine. Yeah. I mean I remember when it

1419
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:49,960
Speaker 5: was free. What was free? What's bike? Okay, so let's

1420
01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 5: get messages. Package was dead free.

1421
01:09:55,520 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 3: Receiving anything is always is usually you're getting package. Factory

1422
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,680
Speaker 3: charity was this.

1423
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:09,200
Speaker 5: It was a package charity, truly the worst charity. I mean,

1424
01:10:09,320 --> 01:10:11,280
Speaker 5: I could see why people would want cheeseburgers, but just

1425
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:16,960
Speaker 5: a package whatever in it. They eventually the businesses, uh,

1426
01:10:18,120 --> 01:10:22,839
Speaker 5: they merged. Got oh, sure burger, he's made burger packaging.

1427
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh interesting, there's a lot of money there.

1428
01:10:25,240 --> 01:10:27,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all the money is in there. You went

1429
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:29,920
Speaker 5: back on the charity. When a burger is twenty nine dollars,

1430
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,280
Speaker 5: I mean, think about That's what I'm saying. Twenty six

1431
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,559
Speaker 5: of it is the packages thing is a free burger.

1432
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:39,639
Speaker 5: This guy's this guy's making twenty six dollars wrapper. Yeah, foil.

1433
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:42,800
Speaker 5: It's a piece of salk foil. Eventually it'll just be

1434
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 5: wrapped in in postal postal money orders. It's a scary dollars.

1435
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:48,559
Speaker 5: It's a scarf. It's a burger wrapped in a scarf.

1436
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:53,479
Speaker 5: It's like Steve, it's called Steven Tyler Burger. It's a

1437
01:10:53,720 --> 01:10:56,640
Speaker 5: great place they were trying to start we're trying to

1438
01:10:56,640 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 5: get him attached to a burger place. Yeah, all right,

1439
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:03,639
Speaker 5: blessing or curse someone is walking. It's a gift.

1440
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:07,519
Speaker 6: Sorry, gift, it's a gift. Uh all right, you know,

1441
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:09,840
Speaker 6: I'll it's a curse. It it's I don't want to

1442
01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:12,439
Speaker 6: look at it. I don't want to look at you

1443
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:15,040
Speaker 6: in your helmet and your stuff.

1444
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:16,800
Speaker 5: All right, I'll just I think we have to have

1445
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:19,519
Speaker 5: a united front, and you feel I think more passionate

1446
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:21,720
Speaker 5: about this than I don't want to see it than

1447
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:23,679
Speaker 5: we don't. We don't want to see it. We don't

1448
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:24,360
Speaker 5: want to see it.

1449
01:11:26,200 --> 01:11:30,200
Speaker 3: You're right, it's a curse some class respect.

1450
01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 5: This is target.

1451
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:32,479
Speaker 3: It's not a pig pen.

1452
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:36,960
Speaker 5: It's not a farm. What wire farm? What on a farm?

1453
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:39,439
Speaker 5: Is farms? Yeah?

1454
01:11:40,520 --> 01:11:41,960
Speaker 3: Around the pigs and the horses.

1455
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,080
Speaker 5: You're right, that's gross. Yeah.

1456
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:46,360
Speaker 3: I don't want to feel like I'm on the side

1457
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:48,600
Speaker 3: of the three way while I'm grocery shopping.

1458
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:48,760
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1459
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 5: That's I don't want to be made to feel bad

1460
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 5: that I'm not cycling about. That's environmental. Well, it's also

1461
01:11:56,160 --> 01:11:59,120
Speaker 5: like environmental shaming. It's like, oh I polluted by driving here,

1462
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:02,519
Speaker 5: everyone fels guilty all right, Yeah, that's enraged. I do

1463
01:12:02,680 --> 01:12:06,080
Speaker 5: find it funny that bikers have to wear like a costume,

1464
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:08,280
Speaker 5: the costume you have to wear when you bike us.

1465
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:10,200
Speaker 5: And maybe it's not everywhere, but in La it's like

1466
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:14,360
Speaker 5: you're sponsored by a team. No you're not coming, No

1467
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:17,280
Speaker 5: you're not, you are not, you are You're literally out

1468
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:19,960
Speaker 5: for Can you just wear a T shirt and shorts?

1469
01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:21,679
Speaker 3: I understand baggy shorts?

1470
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:24,559
Speaker 5: Or is that caught in? Can't you wear like long

1471
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:28,920
Speaker 5: baggy pants, a skirt and hind heels? Can't you wear

1472
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 5: a fringe pant? I don't understand. Can't you wear dangling

1473
01:12:33,560 --> 01:12:37,400
Speaker 5: long gloves with the fingers kill you? To put on

1474
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:38,400
Speaker 5: a mermaid tail?

1475
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 2: Yes?

1476
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 5: And a bandana over your eyes? Who cares?

1477
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:44,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1478
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:47,200
Speaker 5: Come on? What are you in the Tour de France?

1479
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:49,920
Speaker 3: Well you got two out of three.

1480
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:53,720
Speaker 5: That's that's really good. Good, that's really good. I don't

1481
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,639
Speaker 5: remember any of the questions, but I'm very proud.

1482
01:12:55,439 --> 01:12:57,760
Speaker 3: Because you did so well. Yeah, you answered it and

1483
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:58,800
Speaker 3: moved on with your life.

1484
01:12:58,960 --> 01:12:59,680
Speaker 5: Tell us what we want?

1485
01:13:00,439 --> 01:13:03,600
Speaker 3: Uh? You won me being so kind right now and

1486
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:07,559
Speaker 3: just showering you in these thank you both needed. Let's

1487
01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:09,200
Speaker 3: be honest, I needed to hear this today.

1488
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:10,840
Speaker 5: This is why we came, and we were hoping.

1489
01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:12,519
Speaker 3: I don't think this morning cry.

1490
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:14,280
Speaker 5: I didn't think we would get it. We have a

1491
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:17,360
Speaker 5: lot going on. I came for a boost, came to

1492
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:20,760
Speaker 5: get my bucket filled. I'm happy right now.

1493
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:23,320
Speaker 3: Okay, if we're going to we have a new thing

1494
01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,360
Speaker 3: we're going to do because I have a lot of

1495
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:29,240
Speaker 3: listeners screaming about my answers frequently that I'm not impartial,

1496
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:31,479
Speaker 3: and so I'm going to have Honalis do one round

1497
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:33,640
Speaker 3: of gift a curse for both of us. Okay, and

1498
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:35,560
Speaker 3: so Honally's has thought of a list of things that

1499
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:39,839
Speaker 3: we're not aware of, and we're gonna both try to win, Honalis.

1500
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:41,640
Speaker 5: What are we doing here, all right?

1501
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:47,200
Speaker 4: Gift or a curse? When goldfish crackers were temporarily renamed

1502
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:52,840
Speaker 4: Chilean Sea bass crackers to appeal to adults.

1503
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:56,639
Speaker 5: When was this just this last week? Actually?

1504
01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:56,920
Speaker 2: Oh?

1505
01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 5: What see this is?

1506
01:13:58,960 --> 01:13:59,960
Speaker 3: I don't keep up with the news.

1507
01:14:00,439 --> 01:14:02,280
Speaker 5: Most kids who eat them don't know what the name is.

1508
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:06,760
Speaker 5: But that's the point. Oh, I mean they're fishies, right? Yeah.

1509
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:10,360
Speaker 5: Isn't Chilean sea bass like a misnomer too? Isn't that

1510
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:14,840
Speaker 5: it isn't it called like South American crudfish or something?

1511
01:14:14,920 --> 01:14:18,840
Speaker 5: And they like, y, yeah, South American mud crud, a

1512
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:22,080
Speaker 5: mud crud. Yeah yeah, it's a mud crud. Yeah yeah,

1513
01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:26,479
Speaker 5: So they tried to rename it. Would you like to answer? First? First,

1514
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:27,920
Speaker 5: I hate this, okay, I.

1515
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:30,200
Speaker 3: Mean just on at least, reading that made me mad.

1516
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 3: I feel like this is a bad idea. I don't

1517
01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:33,800
Speaker 3: like when a.

1518
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 5: Company tries to have fun, right.

1519
01:14:35,479 --> 01:14:37,559
Speaker 3: I also just don't want to think about other fish

1520
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:40,920
Speaker 3: when I'm eating goldfish crackers, And when these companies do

1521
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:43,479
Speaker 3: these stunts, I'm off board right permanently.

1522
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:43,920
Speaker 5: I won't buy.

1523
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:46,280
Speaker 3: I won't buy the brand ever. Again they've lost me

1524
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:47,040
Speaker 3: as a customer.

1525
01:14:47,040 --> 01:14:50,120
Speaker 5: I agree it's not a fish like you wouldn't be like, hey, yeah,

1526
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:54,519
Speaker 5: I'm a Pascatarian. I only eat Chilean sea bass crackers.

1527
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:58,679
Speaker 5: That's nonsense. Also, naming it specifically makes it really actually

1528
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:02,240
Speaker 5: sound like an animal, when before I never associated the

1529
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:06,320
Speaker 5: cracker with an animal and thinking like it actually trams,

1530
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:10,080
Speaker 5: I'm not like, look at this small bear, Well you

1531
01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:12,560
Speaker 5: actually are, like, yeah, I do like eating I do

1532
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:13,559
Speaker 5: like eating bear meat.

1533
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:15,880
Speaker 3: You hate bears, you don't like the taste of the

1534
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:18,320
Speaker 3: cracker at all. No, what makes you get No?

1535
01:15:18,439 --> 01:15:21,920
Speaker 5: I like bear meat. Bear meat, I read recently is

1536
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:26,360
Speaker 5: the number one source of trick andosis in undercooked bear meat. Yes,

1537
01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:30,599
Speaker 5: more than pork. So definitely they're not naming Teddy Grams

1538
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:37,840
Speaker 5: anytime soon. Tricksis Grams or beat. It also sounds like

1539
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 5: something you could send someone, like a letter like sing

1540
01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:46,639
Speaker 5: written on bear meat. That's awesome.

1541
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,680
Speaker 3: No, I personally think it's a curse. I don't like

1542
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:52,040
Speaker 3: when a company ever ever has fun.

1543
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:55,599
Speaker 5: I agree, I agree, I bet keep it straight down

1544
01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,200
Speaker 5: the middle. I'm gonna give that answer. But I also

1545
01:15:58,840 --> 01:16:01,960
Speaker 5: kind of think it's a g because it's so idiotic

1546
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:05,360
Speaker 5: that I like seeing people do dum dumb stuff like that.

1547
01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 5: I will go with curse ultimately, because it's horrifying on alas,

1548
01:16:10,160 --> 01:16:11,439
Speaker 5: how do we do? You're all correct?

1549
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:14,439
Speaker 3: The reason is something that hasn't been mentioned yet to me.

1550
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:17,519
Speaker 4: If this company, if Peppridge Farm, has to employ a

1551
01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,760
Speaker 4: stunt to get people to eat goldfish, what is going

1552
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:21,799
Speaker 4: on with our society?

1553
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 3: They're the most very good?

1554
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,439
Speaker 4: Are they the youth of America not eating goldfish anymore?

1555
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:26,800
Speaker 2: Well?

1556
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:27,519
Speaker 5: This is interesting.

1557
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:28,759
Speaker 3: Are they going out of business?

1558
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:33,320
Speaker 5: Well, it is Pepperridge doing sustainable farming? Are they doing

1559
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:37,200
Speaker 5: regenerative farming? Petpbridge of their fish, the gold fish? I mean,

1560
01:16:38,080 --> 01:16:40,360
Speaker 5: what's next? I mean, do we have to worry about

1561
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:43,559
Speaker 5: milanos and saucelitos? I mean what else the peer farm?

1562
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:46,200
Speaker 3: Then you start wondering of the mercury content in any

1563
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:50,760
Speaker 3: of this. Right, So they've brought a bad spotlight onto

1564
01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:51,160
Speaker 3: the brand.

1565
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:56,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, they've They've committed brand suicide. I think they've sli

1566
01:16:56,360 --> 01:16:59,240
Speaker 5: the brand honestly to a point now where I think

1567
01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:00,880
Speaker 5: it's the kind of thing where we go and like

1568
01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:06,800
Speaker 5: burn Pepperidge Farm products in parking lots of grocery stores. Absolutely,

1569
01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:10,240
Speaker 5: that's the only thing I could suggest to your listeners

1570
01:17:10,320 --> 01:17:12,840
Speaker 5: right now, if I may, can I speak to them?

1571
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:15,439
Speaker 5: I mean, I think everyone needs to go direct to them.

1572
01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:19,400
Speaker 5: I think the point of this podcast was to get

1573
01:17:19,439 --> 01:17:22,760
Speaker 5: to this of like go and don't buy them. I

1574
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:26,040
Speaker 5: think mass steel they have to be stolen, stolen, paper

1575
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:28,200
Speaker 5: farm doesn't care, and the grocery store is just going

1576
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:31,080
Speaker 5: to reorder. It doesn't burn the same unless it's stolen.

1577
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:35,040
Speaker 3: Right, Hijack the trucks, whatever it takes, go to the

1578
01:17:35,120 --> 01:17:36,200
Speaker 3: factories themselves.

1579
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:38,400
Speaker 5: Absolutely, just just don't work there.

1580
01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:42,439
Speaker 3: Walk out o company wide, walk out. Absolutely. If you're

1581
01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:44,640
Speaker 3: still working there right now, you're a coward.

1582
01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 5: You're a scab. Get out, get out immediately. Okay, Well

1583
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:56,360
Speaker 5: that settles, Thank you all for God. Would that be

1584
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:57,759
Speaker 5: funny if Peppridge Farm tanked?

1585
01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:01,360
Speaker 3: Okay, this is the final segment of the podcast. So

1586
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:03,479
Speaker 3: it's called I said no emails, people write into I

1587
01:18:03,560 --> 01:18:06,560
Speaker 3: said no gifts at gmail dot com. You should know

1588
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:09,000
Speaker 3: now that all of my listeners have desperate lives. They're

1589
01:18:09,120 --> 01:18:12,360
Speaker 3: just grabbing at whatever they can take. The everything's out

1590
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:15,040
Speaker 3: of control and they need as much help as they

1591
01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:16,760
Speaker 3: can get. And so that's why they don't blame them

1592
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:19,800
Speaker 3: panic and write an email to a podcast. They have

1593
01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:22,280
Speaker 3: no one left, right, So will you help me answer

1594
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:22,639
Speaker 3: your question?

1595
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:23,439
Speaker 5: Sure?

1596
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,760
Speaker 3: Okay, this is Hello friends. My girlfriend's birthday is just

1597
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 3: that's a little familiar to Hello friends.

1598
01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:30,080
Speaker 5: Anyway.

1599
01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:33,080
Speaker 3: My girlfriend's birthday is just a few days before Christmas,

1600
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:35,280
Speaker 3: and as a result, she has been plagued by a

1601
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:39,400
Speaker 3: lifetime of birthday Christmas combo gifts. One gift for two

1602
01:18:39,439 --> 01:18:42,920
Speaker 3: events truly bullshit. As the caring and doting girlfriend that

1603
01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:45,720
Speaker 3: I am, I am committed to never imposing this harm

1604
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,760
Speaker 3: on her. I have already picked out a gift for

1605
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:51,719
Speaker 3: her birthday, nice boots that will nearly deplete the gift budget.

1606
01:18:51,960 --> 01:18:54,599
Speaker 3: I'm hoping you can suggest a wallet friendly Christmas gift

1607
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:58,000
Speaker 3: that won't be a total let down. Her interests include woodworking,

1608
01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:02,120
Speaker 3: house plants, travel, and art. Okay, thanks, love you by Lippy.

1609
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:05,000
Speaker 5: Okay, first of all, let's talk about the issue. I

1610
01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:07,840
Speaker 5: totally understandable, right, I mean, that's well. I think there's

1611
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:08,479
Speaker 5: another time.

1612
01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 3: I mean I think there's another issue here.

1613
01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:12,800
Speaker 5: Don't say what you're gonna say that vir.

1614
01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:19,240
Speaker 3: Dealing with lesbian I didn't realize the podcast this is unfortunately.

1615
01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:24,360
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry to everyone. I'm sorry to all the

1616
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:26,719
Speaker 3: listeners that thought they were comfortable in a straight space.

1617
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:30,240
Speaker 5: And if you just see him right, he's furiously packing

1618
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:38,040
Speaker 5: up his belongings, packing up his belongings, crying, just so confused,

1619
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:41,720
Speaker 5: and he's going into a banker's box. I brought the

1620
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:45,280
Speaker 5: bankers he always brings it, just in case the storm off,

1621
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:49,639
Speaker 5: just in case he needs to pack up quit. Yes,

1622
01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:52,960
Speaker 5: I get it. I get the plight of this person.

1623
01:19:54,280 --> 01:19:58,680
Speaker 5: I wonder if they haven't gotten over it by now, right,

1624
01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:00,240
Speaker 5: grow up. This is a grown up here. Yeah, this

1625
01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:03,160
Speaker 5: is a grown grown up person right right, Like, I

1626
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,800
Speaker 5: don't know. I mean that being said, you know, everyone,

1627
01:20:06,040 --> 01:20:08,840
Speaker 5: even adults, especially when you're in a relationship like this,

1628
01:20:08,960 --> 01:20:12,559
Speaker 5: people like your birthday is like the day before your birthday.

1629
01:20:12,560 --> 01:20:13,960
Speaker 5: Then you get a big thing, and then it's like

1630
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:16,160
Speaker 5: you get time and then you get a full Most

1631
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:20,519
Speaker 5: people get a full birthday and a full gift winter holiday.

1632
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:23,120
Speaker 5: But I feel like this person is got the best

1633
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:25,000
Speaker 5: of both worlds. It's like you get your birthday, then

1634
01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:27,160
Speaker 5: you get the post birthday let down, and then bam,

1635
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:29,160
Speaker 5: you're right right.

1636
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:32,439
Speaker 3: From here comes Santa Claus.

1637
01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:34,519
Speaker 5: Yeah, here comes Santa. It's beginning to feel a lot

1638
01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:38,960
Speaker 5: like her birthday. Well that sucks. Well when they're doing

1639
01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:44,200
Speaker 5: dreaming of a white your birthday, Yeah, that's bad. That sucks.

1640
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:48,400
Speaker 5: I don't Yes, obviously, the parody songs will get old,

1641
01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:52,080
Speaker 5: very right. That being said, If this is the type

1642
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:54,559
Speaker 5: of person who's never been exposed to parody songs, could

1643
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:58,400
Speaker 5: they gift oh or I don't know. Is there someone

1644
01:20:58,479 --> 01:21:01,960
Speaker 5: they know, maybe on this podcast, who composed a song

1645
01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:02,840
Speaker 5: for them.

1646
01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:05,880
Speaker 3: You're really asking for it right now, he's going to

1647
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:08,160
Speaker 3: demand that you write apparently song.

1648
01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:11,720
Speaker 5: If your birthday is within one day of Christmas? What

1649
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:12,519
Speaker 5: was the call to action?

1650
01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:14,680
Speaker 6: They need a pitch for a wallet friendly gift that

1651
01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:16,400
Speaker 6: they already got nice, fancy.

1652
01:21:16,160 --> 01:21:16,800
Speaker 5: What I'm hearing.

1653
01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:19,439
Speaker 3: I want to know what the boots is that Libby. Yeah,

1654
01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:22,600
Speaker 3: don't buy such nice boots. You buy worse boots and

1655
01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:23,599
Speaker 3: a worse other gifts.

1656
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:29,479
Speaker 5: Right, you sort of two bad gifts. But just like

1657
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:33,439
Speaker 5: stay within budget, like it's you know what the budget.

1658
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:35,800
Speaker 3: She blames it on the one thing that the next

1659
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:36,439
Speaker 3: gift is going to be.

1660
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:41,320
Speaker 5: She's floundering. Absolutely, you guys are okay, She's gonna have

1661
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:44,439
Speaker 5: to do some woodworking. This is why neither of you

1662
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:48,240
Speaker 5: have are in long committed relationships. I'm breaking up a gym.

1663
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:53,200
Speaker 5: This is why nobody loves you, guys. Okay. I see

1664
01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:57,479
Speaker 5: plants as a very good in for a wallet friendly

1665
01:21:57,479 --> 01:21:59,720
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know what are the boots, Like

1666
01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:02,519
Speaker 5: there's a thousand did you spend nine eighty on the boots?

1667
01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:05,920
Speaker 5: Like how much? But you can get a very thoughtful,

1668
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:10,120
Speaker 5: cool like rare plant somewhere or do some research and

1669
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:13,439
Speaker 5: get something that someone can some By the way, seeds,

1670
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:16,360
Speaker 5: my wife loves planting stuff gardening. You can always get

1671
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:20,360
Speaker 5: cool seeds to plants. By the way, Okay, here's another pitch. Go,

1672
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:23,080
Speaker 5: I don't know where this person lives. They know, we

1673
01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:25,479
Speaker 5: don't know where they live. Right, They're going to assume

1674
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:31,880
Speaker 5: in like Los Angeles, we have these beautiful assume assume

1675
01:22:31,960 --> 01:22:35,200
Speaker 5: a total like dump of a city. Yeah, that has

1676
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:41,840
Speaker 5: no garden like a Santa Monica. Oh god, no, our

1677
01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:44,880
Speaker 5: our city here, Los Angeles area has a lot of

1678
01:22:45,120 --> 01:22:48,240
Speaker 5: gardens you can go to, like beautiful. There's Huntington Garden.

1679
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:52,679
Speaker 5: There's experience, an experience, something that's not just a gift

1680
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:56,439
Speaker 5: like that. Yes, the boots too, that wait, the boots

1681
01:22:56,560 --> 01:23:01,280
Speaker 5: Christmas or birthday birthdays first? Yes, then Chris on Christmas,

1682
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:03,760
Speaker 5: make her walk to a garden.

1683
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:04,680
Speaker 3: Alone, and.

1684
01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:10,320
Speaker 5: If she comes back, And if she comes back, you

1685
01:23:10,439 --> 01:23:12,280
Speaker 5: get a tiny plant that I bought you. But isn't

1686
01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:13,599
Speaker 5: the Christmas tree a plant?

1687
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:14,439
Speaker 4: Oh?

1688
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:18,920
Speaker 3: Interesting, Now that's being over the plant one more time.

1689
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:23,240
Speaker 5: Besides besides plants, it was the woodworking, woodworking, wood craft

1690
01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:28,040
Speaker 5: so cheap. What are we talking picture of a place? Yeah,

1691
01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:31,120
Speaker 5: get get out of town art. Well, you can't get

1692
01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:33,519
Speaker 5: out of town because you can afford it. Yeah, because

1693
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:37,519
Speaker 5: I hope you like the boots because you're not getting

1694
01:23:37,520 --> 01:23:41,439
Speaker 5: out of town any times. I you know, there are

1695
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:46,799
Speaker 5: there's some nice travel books out there, there are hotels.

1696
01:23:49,040 --> 01:23:52,360
Speaker 5: A hunk of wood is easy, by the way, vintage

1697
01:23:52,439 --> 01:23:59,479
Speaker 5: woodworking tool very cool, or gardening tools something like that.

1698
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:01,760
Speaker 5: They like plants. I mean, this is easy. I feel

1699
01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:04,680
Speaker 5: like I feel like her. I think her first thing

1700
01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:06,800
Speaker 5: was I have to think of a gift. I will

1701
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:10,760
Speaker 5: email a podcast instead of giving it one second thought.

1702
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,960
Speaker 3: She doesn't care about her girlfriend and this is a

1703
01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:14,679
Speaker 3: cry for help.

1704
01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 5: It's not like her. Like her other interests include like

1705
01:24:17,439 --> 01:24:20,200
Speaker 5: race cars and fur coats, like these are things that

1706
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:25,280
Speaker 5: are these are things that can be found. Ye, gold bars,

1707
01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:26,639
Speaker 5: her hobby is gold.

1708
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:39,000
Speaker 7: No, this is like she loves dust, found sound, paper, rotting, vegetables.

1709
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,200
Speaker 5: I don't know what to do. Honestly, I met a

1710
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:48,280
Speaker 5: lot of string enthusiasts and the boots. Really, the moots

1711
01:24:48,360 --> 01:24:49,320
Speaker 5: really set me back.

1712
01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:52,840
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like that answers it. I mean, if

1713
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:56,160
Speaker 3: you can't take whatever was just said and create the

1714
01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:57,120
Speaker 3: ultimate gift, I.

1715
01:24:57,160 --> 01:25:01,360
Speaker 5: Would say, look for something in the interests that's uh,

1716
01:25:01,720 --> 01:25:06,840
Speaker 5: that's vintage or unique honestly, half the half the battle

1717
01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:09,280
Speaker 5: is just the thought that goes in. I know that's

1718
01:25:09,439 --> 01:25:11,920
Speaker 5: a bit of a thing that I always say, and

1719
01:25:12,040 --> 01:25:13,680
Speaker 5: no one's else, no one else has ever said. I've

1720
01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:16,160
Speaker 5: always said that in one thing that counts in terms

1721
01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:19,880
Speaker 5: of things that count, the thought was probably be the

1722
01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:24,400
Speaker 5: one is how I say it. But I'm I honestly

1723
01:25:24,439 --> 01:25:27,479
Speaker 5: think a we helped be. Maybe I should be like

1724
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:31,200
Speaker 5: the correspondent for like gifts suggestions.

1725
01:25:31,240 --> 01:25:32,880
Speaker 3: I think you should. I think we're gonna call you in.

1726
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:35,479
Speaker 5: I think if I was like the kind of voice

1727
01:25:35,479 --> 01:25:40,599
Speaker 5: of God's kind of thing who came in producer You're show,

1728
01:25:40,760 --> 01:25:42,639
Speaker 5: I mean, listen, I don't love the way the show

1729
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:43,320
Speaker 5: is produced right.

1730
01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:46,840
Speaker 3: Now and always hanging by a threadge I feel like

1731
01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:49,720
Speaker 3: I did not love the attitude where none of us do.

1732
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:53,800
Speaker 5: I'm out of water. When I walked in, she did

1733
01:25:53,840 --> 01:25:56,080
Speaker 5: the thing with her thumb and then slid it across

1734
01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:56,680
Speaker 5: her throat to.

1735
01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:59,439
Speaker 3: Me, Well, yeah, is constantly threatening guests like.

1736
01:25:59,479 --> 01:26:01,560
Speaker 5: Ben Still and Happy Gilmore. I did not love that

1737
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:04,040
Speaker 5: you offer me a warm glass to shut the hell up. Yeah,

1738
01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:06,400
Speaker 5: she sent me to the wrong address.

1739
01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:10,639
Speaker 3: So, but you know these things we tolerate, Yes, obviously,

1740
01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:14,120
Speaker 3: but maybe we could bring you in as a shadow

1741
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:15,479
Speaker 3: producer for a period.

1742
01:26:15,600 --> 01:26:17,240
Speaker 5: See how you do when I come in with the

1743
01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:20,920
Speaker 5: exact same wardrobe as an Eli's and then you get

1744
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:24,360
Speaker 5: rid of her? Yes, exactly. I obviously have a history

1745
01:26:24,360 --> 01:26:27,920
Speaker 5: of I have Matthew sitting in the wings. Yeah, it's

1746
01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:32,160
Speaker 5: just with the exact same look. It's like, how you doing. Oh,

1747
01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:33,479
Speaker 5: by the way, Bridger wants to talk to you.

1748
01:26:35,360 --> 01:26:37,719
Speaker 3: I always have the Replacementelle the first.

1749
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:43,080
Speaker 5: The boss would like a word. It's nice, it's nice

1750
01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:43,519
Speaker 5: working with you.

1751
01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:47,400
Speaker 3: Has their dress with this matching the wig?

1752
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:50,640
Speaker 5: Yes, of course, half that's the only way to do it.

1753
01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:53,040
Speaker 3: Well, we answered that perfectly, Libby, do not write back

1754
01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:57,479
Speaker 3: in uh. And now I've got thirty dollars and my

1755
01:26:57,560 --> 01:27:01,040
Speaker 3: thirty five dollars sewage fund. Who knows what I'm gonna

1756
01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:02,880
Speaker 3: spiral out of control here? This is why that's the

1757
01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:04,880
Speaker 3: best job I've had this year. I can't wait with

1758
01:27:05,040 --> 01:27:06,040
Speaker 3: the extra thirty five.

1759
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:10,920
Speaker 5: Now you're really approaching like extravagant entree price. Yes, yes,

1760
01:27:11,080 --> 01:27:14,160
Speaker 5: so that's just gonna We're closing in on like Tomahawk

1761
01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:17,200
Speaker 5: territory here. You're far shive boots.

1762
01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:19,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Will not be buying any boots.

1763
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:22,160
Speaker 5: That's actually not true. The boots she's talking about, they

1764
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:24,599
Speaker 5: were fifty six dollars, Yeah, fifty six ninety five.

1765
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,599
Speaker 3: You bought the same you're wearing.

1766
01:27:27,320 --> 01:27:30,840
Speaker 5: These are the ones same boots. Yeah. They go all

1767
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:35,200
Speaker 5: the way up to your neck. Yeah. Yeah, they got

1768
01:27:35,240 --> 01:27:39,559
Speaker 5: overall strapped, waterproof and they have a hood. No hood.

1769
01:27:40,560 --> 01:27:43,160
Speaker 5: I love a hood hooded boot. It's a great it's

1770
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:43,880
Speaker 5: a great item.

1771
01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:47,519
Speaker 3: Well, I'm so happy you two finally came.

1772
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:52,639
Speaker 5: Oh, delightful happy. It was a treat and uh, thank

1773
01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:55,920
Speaker 5: you for bringing this. It's our pleasure. Please use it

1774
01:27:56,000 --> 01:27:56,479
Speaker 5: in good health.

1775
01:27:56,520 --> 01:27:59,719
Speaker 3: Oh, I absolutely will. And listener the podcast is screeching

1776
01:27:59,800 --> 01:28:02,479
Speaker 3: to a halt as usual. I haven't given you well,

1777
01:28:02,479 --> 01:28:05,200
Speaker 3: actually I have given you plenty of evidence. I feel

1778
01:28:05,240 --> 01:28:07,240
Speaker 3: like there's a rhythm towards the end of a podcast

1779
01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:10,200
Speaker 3: that most listeners get used to and then they're capable

1780
01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:13,000
Speaker 3: of emotionally carrying on with the rest of their day.

1781
01:28:13,560 --> 01:28:15,280
Speaker 3: So if that's not you, I don't I'm not in

1782
01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:17,559
Speaker 3: control of your life and I'm not responsible for anything

1783
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:20,280
Speaker 3: you do for the rest of the day. I love you, goodbye,

1784
01:28:25,680 --> 01:28:29,200
Speaker 3: I said. No gifts is an exactly right production. Our

1785
01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:32,320
Speaker 3: senior producer is on A Lisa Nelson, and our episodes

1786
01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:36,120
Speaker 3: are beautifully mixed by Ben Tolliday. The theme song is

1787
01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:39,200
Speaker 3: by Miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we couldn't do it

1788
01:28:39,280 --> 01:28:42,960
Speaker 3: without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show

1789
01:28:43,040 --> 01:28:45,519
Speaker 3: on Instagram and I said, no gifts. That's where you're

1790
01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:48,160
Speaker 3: going to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.

1791
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:50,080
Speaker 3: And don't you want to see the gifts?

1792
01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:51,840
Speaker 5: Man?

1793
01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:58,160
Speaker 1: Did you hear? Fun? A man myself perfectly clear.

1794
01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:06,200
Speaker 5: To my home. You gotta come to me empty, And.

1795
01:29:07,720 --> 01:29:10,120
Speaker 2: I said, no guests, your.

1796
01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:12,360
Speaker 1: Own presences presents enough.

1797
01:29:13,520 --> 01:29:18,080
Speaker 2: I already had too much stuff, So how do you

1798
01:29:18,439 --> 01:29:20,439
Speaker 2: dare to surbey me