WEBVTT - #314: Brody & The Chocolate Factory 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:07.360 Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up, 0:00:07.520 --> 0:00:13.560 Brooklyn Boy, start up, Doda they making noise, Doda, start 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:16.680 up dot. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:18.439 Up Episode three fourteen. 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:21.200 It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:26.720 Wait a minute, Yeah is this the pie episode? 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:30.840 It could be the three point one four Yeah, it's 0:00:30.880 --> 0:00:31.639 pie day. 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:35.479 So pee Cam pie, pumpkin pie for the season. I guess, So, 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:39.920 what's your favorite pie? Don't meet dog be nice? 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:44.560 Yeah, Coconut custard is my second favorite pie? 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:49.159 Real? Okay? So do you remember the Sesame Street episode 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:52.600 where the chef had nine coconut custard pies and even 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:53.320 fall down the stairs? 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:56.040 Of course that was That was how I learned to count. 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:58.720 Oh that's how you learned about coconut custed pie as well? 0:00:59.120 --> 0:01:00.360 Yeah? Can uh? 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:01.960 Yeah it was your favorite pie? 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:05.760 It's tough. I would say it's a it's a toss 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:12.600 up between peacam pie and blueberry pie. Although I I 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:15.640 don't get me wrong, I there's other pies I love, 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:18.240 but those are probably my favorite. Also, what's the other one? 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:21.800 The chocolate chocolate pie? Chocolate in a crust? 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:22.319 What is that one? 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:23.720 Chocolate cake? 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:27.520 No, No, not chocolate cake. It's like a chocolate pudding. 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:30.880 Pudding like ice ice box cake. No, what is that 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:34.160 is chocolate pudding pie? What is that called ice box cake? 0:01:35.200 --> 0:01:35.480 No? 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:37.640 No, no, no, it's uh even though it's a moon 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:42.479 light pie moon mid moonlight pie. Really, I think so. 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:44.880 I like, I like putting putting in a pie. Well, 0:01:45.440 --> 0:01:47.199 I like apple pie. Apple pie is great. 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:49.560 Apple pie is okay as long as you have vanilla 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:50.160 ice cream with it. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:52.200 Oh, so you need the accompaniment. 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:57.400 I gotta have the vanilla ice cream. Cherry pie is good. 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:58.240 She the song. 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:00.720 I love this, I mean, come on, yeah, she's my 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:01.520 cherry pie. 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:03.400 So when when is a pie of cake? 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:06.680 Well, I think a cakes if it's like a flour 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:11.200 based product. You you know what cake is. Cake is cake. 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.519 Pie is usually like a fruit filling of some kind 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.040 fruit or not so pastry. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.919 There needs to be some liquefied something in a pie 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:20.799 for it to be a pie. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:23.440 Well, also, it's usually like a shell like a like 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:28.840 a pie crust. A definition of a pie like Shepherd's pie. 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:31.480 I think so it has to have like a gram 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:32.919 cracker crust or some kind of. 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:34.880 A Yeah, I think that. I mean, hold on, let's 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:36.920 look it up. What's the difference between pie and cake. 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:40.880 I think cake is caick rises. I don't think pies are. 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:45.200 Many difference between pie and cake. The differences are the shape, ingredients, 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:48.400 and filling shape. Pies are baked in a pastry shell 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:51.200 that's usually round or square, while cakes are baked in small, 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:55.040 flat shapes. Filling pies can have sweet a savory fillings 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:58.680 such as fruit or custard, while cakes are typically sweet. 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:00.560 Cakes. 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:03.040 Ries pies don't right. 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:07.160 I think cheesecake is more of a pie if I'm 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:09.160 you know, if I'm saying what I'm saying, I like 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:12.640 bunt cake. We're talking about pie though. Pumpkin pies Okay, 0:03:12.720 --> 0:03:15.280 I go for a good pumpkin pie. Were making people hungry? 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:16.880 Is there any pie that's more like a cake? 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:22.720 I'm sure like cheesecake. Cheesecake to me, that's a pie. No, 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.840 but no, cheesecake is a cake, but it's a pie. 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:26.680 Know what I'm saying? 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:30.200 What if it's cheesecake? Are the pies pretty good? 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:32.400 Yeah? But are there any pies that are like, No, 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:35.320 that's more of a cake. Are there any pies that 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:38.400 are more like cheesecake is more like a pie? But 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.000 are there any more pies like a cake? 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:46.160 M Mennonite funny cake pie came up, birthday cake batter pie. 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:48.960 I think mood pies make it cake. Mood pies. Mood 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:49.640 pies are more. 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:52.080 Cake, are they? Well? 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.640 I think I think. I think if you make cake 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:56.720 ingredients and put them in a pieshell, then you've got 0:03:57.160 --> 0:04:01.560 cake or kai cake cake cake. God. 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:04.560 This is what this is our podcast. This is what 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:06.440 our podcast is all about. I'm glad you two. 0:04:06.520 --> 0:04:10.160 Now I'm looking at cherry pie now, thanks, oh my god, 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:13.200 thanks for giving us your time here we are talking 0:04:13.200 --> 0:04:16.760 about pie. Don't google cherry pie, by the way, no, 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:18.640 because then you get you get dirty. 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:21.480 Oh yeah, I had something I was going to say 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:23.840 when you mentioned do you remember my band sang cherry Pie, 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:30.240 Scary warned, Hey, so would people say, you know, March 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.360 fourteenth when it is Pie day every when all the 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:33.080 nerds come out. 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:34.120 Yeah. 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:36.479 I can't think of what pie is other than three 0:04:36.480 --> 0:04:37.240 point one four. 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.839 I can't. But there's some people that have that, you know, 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:43.640 like twelve digits after that, because it's it's obviously a 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:47.200 running number, it's an ongoing number, it's it's an infinite number. 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:51.520 Yeah, it's an infinite number. Three point one four one, nine, 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:52.560 and then I lose it. 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:54.960 I don't even know that much. You're a better man 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:56.279 than I. David Brody Well. 0:04:56.320 --> 0:04:58.679 I think everybody knew that beforehand, but people that listen 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:01.479 if if, if, if it makes you happy to say 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:04.560 three point one four, one five blah blah blah blah 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:09.080 and going for ten minutes. That's great, that's fantastic. What's 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.120 the old expression? It used to be used to be 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:13.200 that in fifty cents gets you on the subway. Now 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:16.719 it's like what two seventy five? Yeah, pretty much that 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:19.320 was the expression, like if something course two seventy five, 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:21.360 like that information in two seventy five gets you on 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:24.040 the subway. In other words, it's vin's worth worth nothing, right, 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:28.040 But it's I guess it's fun. If if there's nerves 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:31.240 at a party that are excited, boy that yeah, I 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:31.600 don't know. 0:05:33.920 --> 0:05:36.359 So one of your favorite pastimes is making fun of 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:39.400 me for my own, you know place. 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:41.040 If I could have made it in high school, I 0:05:41.040 --> 0:05:45.920 would have. So I did something yesterday that was real 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:48.880 a sef. No, I've done thirty of those. 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:51.320 Actually recently, I did reach since you were born, No, 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:54.200 three cets of ten I did last week in the gym. 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:55.520 But that's a whole other story. 0:05:55.720 --> 0:05:57.880 Oh okay, I went. 0:05:57.720 --> 0:06:03.080 To a doctor who gave me a cat scan, which 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:07.400 I guess is state of the art. This guy uh 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:12.200 down on Wall Street. He I walked in. I was 0:06:12.240 --> 0:06:15.839 recommended to go there. They're like, look, the old school 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:17.960 way of getting a cat scan. After you get your 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:20.839 what do you do stress test? And you do you 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:23.000 try and get all this stuff done. You know, they 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:26.159 want to see what's going on inside your arteries and 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:28.880 your heart and and they want to take it to 0:06:28.880 --> 0:06:30.480 the next level, so they give you a cat scan. 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:33.680 Sometimes struck on a cat scan. 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:36.000 Yeah, sometimes they don't. 0:06:36.080 --> 0:06:38.240 A lot of times your your job doesn't cover it 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:41.800 unless you're like your doctor says, shortness of breath and 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.080 you you have other things going on and whatever the case, 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:45.320 and it's got to be an emergency. 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:46.880 So you told me you would go on. But you 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:48.359 said you would, you would you would let me know 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.120 if it was getting wrong. You said you would text me. 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:53.640 Well, my doctor, my doctor. Original doctors wanted. 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:56.520 On is this an actual doctor or doctor pers No. 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:57.560 This is an actual doctor. 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:57.960 Okay. 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:01.360 My cardiologist was like he wanted to put. 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:02.120 Me through fat heart. 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.480 No, they wanted to put me through a battery of tests. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:06.599 Remember earlier in the year, I went for a stress 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:09.119 test and I went forward with stuff and I passed 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:12.560 him in I passed him with flying colors. So there 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.640 was a step further that he wanted me to go. 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:18.360 He said, look, he goes. It couldn't hurt, you know, 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:22.920 because because basically the stress test is only only tells 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:25.440 part of the story. But you want to know what's 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:28.120 going on inside your heart and your veins and your 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:31.440 arteries and are they clogged and is there blockage? So 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:34.160 you know, we need you to We would love for 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:36.360 you to go get a cat scan, which basically takes 0:07:36.400 --> 0:07:39.440 a couple of hours. They actually stick things in you 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:41.720 and then needles and things, and they have to look 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:43.840 cameras down there, and they want to see what's happening 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:46.920 in you. And it's it's it's a long arge. Well, 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:51.440 they stick cameras in you whatever. It's a long, arduous process. 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:51.880 You know. 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:53.280 See, did you get an a probe? 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:55.240 No, dude, it's a cat scan. 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:57.280 Yeah, and you know what that stands for. 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:01.280 By the way, No, I don't know. I have no 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:04.640 idea central something. I have no idea anyway. But anyway, 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:06.560 I can tell you it's neither here, no that, Okay, yes, 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:07.200 what is it? What is it? 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:11.480 Computed axiile or axial camography? 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:15.720 All right? Who cares? All right? So so so I'm 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:18.320 trying to So I wanted to get one, but my 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:21.240 insurance wouldn't cover it because it wasn't an emergency and 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:22.720 they take a couple of hours. 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:25.280 And but I was pissed because I'm like, you know what, 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:26.440 I want to know what that was going on. 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:29.679 So I found a doctor that has this, like again 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:33.520 not a sponsor, basically said, look, I'm gonna do a 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:37.520 cat scan on you. It's not invasive, and it'll take 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.920 three minutes, not two hours. And oh, by the way, 0:08:40.280 --> 0:08:42.679 your insurance will cover it. I'm like, get the hell 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:44.720 out of here. I was in and out of there 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:46.920 in like less than an hour. I walked in. 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:48.400 Was he in and out of there in less than 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:48.760 an hour? 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:53.160 So you speak, dude. They lay you on the machine 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:56.240 and they take pictures and the whole process is like 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:59.840 three minutes. Everything is done by everything is done by 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:04.160 this new technology they could see and again, non invasive. 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:06.600 So anyway, did you go in the big donut? 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:07.760 Yeah? 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:11.320 But no donut for three minutes, for three minutes. So anyway, 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:15.560 within five minutes, within five minutes, I was sitting in 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:18.920 a chair at his computer and we were looking at 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:22.040 my heart in color. I'm like, oh my god, look 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:25.920 at this, and he goes, yep, he goes. So, he says, 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:30.360 we're actually, we're actually ten percent more accurate than those 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:33.040 other methods of the one that wouldn't take your insurance 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:34.600 and you have to go to the hospital for for 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:35.240 two hours. 0:09:35.520 --> 0:09:37.760 I'm like, this is fucking He goes. 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:40.400 Scary. He goes, it's come so far in the past 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:42.760 year or so, he says, as a matter of fact, 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:46.520 he goes, it's like ninety nine percent, ninety nine percent accurate. 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:48.920 And I'll tell you this, he says, in about ninety 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.400 minutes from right now. He goes, we're gonna have the 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:54.920 full story. He goes, I have AI checking my work, 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:59.440 meaning artificial intelligence goes in there and examines everything to 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.559 make sure or that the doctor didn't fuck up. It's crazy. 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:04.880 So, now, is there is there audio of your heart 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:06.160 screaming for help in the video? 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:06.480 No? 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:09.080 Okay, So I just want to share with you and 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:10.440 the slices. 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:11.920 What he wrote me. 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:14.760 Oh, dear scary. 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:16.319 Anthony, nice meeting you today. 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:20.400 Attached. Please find your images from your heart scan your 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:24.240 sorein Surin Sri I and that's the name of the company. 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:30.080 I went to your heart arteries. Look all caps, beautiful, 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:35.000 no plaque or bob blockages, no bridging as well, whatever 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:39.800 that means, couldn't be a better result. I look forward 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:42.320 to getting your blood test results back to you and 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.280 call you on Friday to discuss those. 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:48.920 So he said there were ninety nine He said to me, 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:51.160 that was what you said, ninety nine percent accurate? Yeah, 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:53.480 so there's one percent that's not accurate. 0:10:53.559 --> 0:10:53.920 Oh, come on. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:58.120 He said that I have a two percent chance of 0:10:58.160 --> 0:11:01.360 getting a heart attack or stroke in the next eight years. 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:04.920 He says, that's how I mean, not. 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:09.680 Go two you know? All right, Well that's I'm worried 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:10.040 about you. 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:14.679 Well well, well according to him, and according to AI, 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:16.760 don't be I'm you know, I don't want to like 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:17.880 jinx myself here. 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:20.559 But AI AI the one that makes the photographs with 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:21.560 people with six fingers. 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:23.320 AI Artificial Intelligence. 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:25.000 I'm well, I'm wearing it. 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:27.840 Isn't it crazy that they as Alan Iverson? By the way, 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:32.080 AI gotcha so do you think so? Do you think 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.880 that this is like real? Should I believe this? I'm 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:37.120 not trying to get cocky here, but okay, listen, I 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:38.880 am not a bastion of good health. 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:39.600 If you look at me. 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:43.040 I mean, listen, I'm fucking fifth quarter scary right now. 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:46.840 There's only four quarters in a year. I'm already I'm 0:11:46.960 --> 0:11:47.640 over the limit. 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:50.800 Now listen, now, I did take I also got my 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:56.480 blood paddle back today A one't see, maybe slightly off. 0:11:56.520 --> 0:12:00.960 I'm like you, right, Sauce, I'm right at the right 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:06.640 at the borderline of what could be pre diabetic. But 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:11.080 you know that comes with lowering my sugar. My good 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:16.800 cholesterol is excellent, my bad cholesterol is so all in all, 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:18.800 I'm not doing too bad. So only a couple of 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.720 three or four like red red boxes. Everything else was green. 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:25.680 It was about fifty green boxes and three red ones, 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:28.320 one of them being my my bad cholesterol is. 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:30.080 Didn't one of them represent tomato, sauce. 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.160 So I don't know. I mean, I'm going to talk 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.080 to me tomorrow and be like, Okay, I see my 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:37.839 bad cholesterols a little bad, so now what so I'm 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:38.840 going to see that tomorrow. 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:42.480 But Brody, I abuse myself. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:44.920 I know the other guy who doesn't get sick. You 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:48.560 didn't get COVID even just I don't understand. I eat 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:53.200 everything in sight everything. My blood type is ragou. You know, 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:55.000 look at me. You had a problem with food today, 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:57.240 trying to help out people in need. Who'll tell me 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:58.440 that later, I'll. 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:01.960 Tell you that story. But me, I mean, I know you, 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:05.000 I'm not. I don't consider myself in the best shape. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:07.320 Well it's a shape. 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:08.560 Round, round is a shape. 0:13:08.600 --> 0:13:09.960 Yeah, but I didn't say that. 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:14.600 But how do you think? How can this be? Should 0:13:14.600 --> 0:13:17.200 you get a second opinion? I don't believe this is 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:19.959 actually this is the second opinion. The first opinion was 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:20.720 earlier in the year. 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:21.760 I don't know what to this. 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:23.079 I mean, I don't know. 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:27.280 Your brother and sister are pretty good shape. Yes, okay, 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.240 so I can't really ask them. You should ask them though, 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:34.360 like do they get sick? Did they get colds? They 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:38.280 get the flu? Are they susceptible? Because you're like, you're 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:42.000 like a cockerroach and a nuclear holocaust. You just come out, 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:43.880 You're like I'm a roach and you keep walking. 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:49.080 I am like, I'm perplexed, I'm I amaze myself. 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.200 I'm shocking myself. 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:53.760 I cannot believe now this Now, that doesn't mean there 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.400 are other things wrong with me, and this is just right. 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:00.880 This is no, that's I was way wait for a 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:01.600 punchline here. 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:03.560 Did they switch the results with somebody else? 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:04.320 I guess as. 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:07.920 Far as my circulatory system is concerned, we're good. However, 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:10.839 you know, who knows if the other thing's happening. I 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:11.760 don't know. I didn't check my. 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:14.360 Okay, you didn't get blood work. I got blood work 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:15.360 that day. I did. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:16.520 You didn't get like you didn't. 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:18.360 Get blood work prior where he could talk to me 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:20.520 about the blood work. You got the blood work yesterday. 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:20.760 Yeah. 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:22.160 So I'm gonna figure out more tomorrow. 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:23.680 But when what he calls me and. 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:25.760 Tell remember what your cholesterol was last time? 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:29.480 It was like two forty? Oh? What? Yeah? 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.040 You go over like one? You're on a statin to 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.040 lower your cholesterol? 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:34.880 What? 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:37.880 No, your cholesterol was over two? If there was in 0:14:37.920 --> 0:14:39.520 the look, I'm not a doctor, but if it's over 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:41.320 two hundred, you might want to go to a hospital. 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:46.240 Really, I'm gonna ask. Don't scare me, No, mask Google, 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:49.440 don't scare me, Brody, I don't know, I gotta figure 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:49.680 this out. 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:52.920 Your total cholesterol is over two hundred year in bed shape? 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:53.920 Is that right? 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:57.840 Your LDL cholesterol level above one hundred. Hold on, your 0:14:57.960 --> 0:15:01.120 LDL should be below one hundred and total cholesterols below 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:01.600 two hundred. 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:02.840 Are you serious? 0:15:03.320 --> 0:15:04.960 You won't know your cholesterol level. By the way, this 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:09.760 is the Brooklyn Boys medical podcast episode. If you're just 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:11.880 tuning in for the first time of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:16.560 It's not just pies and cholesterol. It says here, hold on, 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:20.560 pies in cholesterol. That's the name of the episode, pies 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:21.600 in cholesterol. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:28.160 My total cholesterol is two forty two. 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:30.880 Okay, do you want to go now to the er? 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:35.480 No, my my HDL is seventy four and it's supposed 0:15:35.520 --> 0:15:40.640 to be above forty. Yeah, my triglycerides are one just 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:43.280 as long as over what are one forty eight and 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:47.320 it's supposed to be below one fifty. Now here's the problem. 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:50.280 My LDL cholesterol is supposed to be under one hundred 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:54.640 and it's one forty one, So that's bad. But anyway, and. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.680 Where are you going for dinner tomorrow night? Just salad? 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:58.320 Just salad. 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:04.200 Yeah, I guess he's gonna have a convo with me 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.080 about that, So maybe there's other things going on. 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.680 All right, I have a I have a doctor story. 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:10.440 By the way, I did not forget about my uh 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:14.160 munster's story or my pickleball story. They're gonna happen this episode, 0:16:14.240 --> 0:16:16.400 I promise. But I also have a doctor tell themed 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:18.320 story that I want to share with you because you 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:23.960 gotta be fucking kidding me. So and Brody, you got 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:28.120 me worried? Now I have you worried? Or that number 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:30.600 has you worried? Maybe the number has me worried. I 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:32.640 guess we're gonna have a nice talking to tomorrow. 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:33.240 We'll figure it out. 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:34.200 We have to, we have to. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:35.920 We have to start to go feed me for you. Well, 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:40.640 people sending broccoli to your house. Oh, speaking of Scary's house, 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:42.520 I was in Scary's apartment alone. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:45.840 Yes, yes you were. How did that feel weird? 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:51.040 So Scary says to me, Uh, oh, you're gonna be 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:54.520 in my neighborhood. Uh, it's too bad we didn't make 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.040 plans had you come over and pick up this expensive thing. 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:58.120 He wants me to sell him money. 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:01.480 Bay, of course I'm Brodie's I'm using Roady to sell 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:03.520 things for me. And of course I was out to 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:05.160 dinner raising my cholesterol road. 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:08.600 That's correct, yes, And this is one of those rare 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.479 meals where I wasn't invited. So I was in his 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:17.600 neighborhood because my daughter lives fifteen fifteen minutes away and 0:17:17.600 --> 0:17:19.880 I'd stopped by to see her. So he's like, oh, 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:22.639 if I've known you. So I said, well, it's too 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:25.160 bad I can't come over now you're not home. He said, ooh, 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:27.720 I can have the doorman give you the key and 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:29.639 you can go up and get the thing it's on 0:17:29.680 --> 0:17:31.479 my couch and pack it up. 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:35.080 And I called over and I said, hey, let this 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:40.600 guy in, this weird guy. Yeah, the weird guy with 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:41.680 the pushy dude. 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:44.520 When he comes in, let him up. That's my friend. 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:48.280 So I walk in. I go, yeah, doorman apartment, blah 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:51.040 blah blah, says you got to keep for me. He says, 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:52.600 what's your name? I tell my name. He says, what's 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:54.320 the name of the person? I go, I tell my name. 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:58.919 He says, okay, all right. He takes my picture for 0:17:58.960 --> 0:18:02.480 security purposes, and he hands me the key. He hands 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:07.359 me a key to the scariest apartment he came upstairs. The 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:09.640 first thing I do is unlocked, scary top lock whore. 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:11.040 I try to but it's not locked. 0:18:11.160 --> 0:18:11.760 It's not locked. 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:14.000 I never did not lock it. Don't tell everybody that. 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:17.080 This specific case, I didn't lock it. 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:18.840 It was not locked. Right, So I opened the door 0:18:19.280 --> 0:18:21.479 and I walk in, and I've been the scariest apartment 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:23.840 I don't know twenty thirty times at least. And I 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:25.399 know where the light switch is on the left. And 0:18:25.400 --> 0:18:28.000 I hit the first light switch, and like, the light 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:29.960 goes on in the area right in front of the door, 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:32.720