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Speaker 2: Up Episode three fourteen.
Speaker 3: It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, Yeah is this the pie episode?
Speaker 3: It could be the three point one four Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: pie day.
Speaker 4: So pee Cam pie, pumpkin pie for the season. I guess, So,
Speaker 4: what's your favorite pie? Don't meet dog be nice?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Coconut custard is my second favorite pie?
Speaker 4: Real? Okay? So do you remember the Sesame Street episode
Speaker 4: where the chef had nine coconut custard pies and even
Speaker 4: fall down the stairs?
Speaker 2: Of course that was That was how I learned to count.
Speaker 4: Oh that's how you learned about coconut custed pie as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Can uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah it was your favorite pie?
Speaker 4: It's tough. I would say it's a it's a toss
Speaker 4: up between peacam pie and blueberry pie. Although I I
Speaker 4: don't get me wrong, I there's other pies I love,
Speaker 4: but those are probably my favorite. Also, what's the other one?
Speaker 4: The chocolate chocolate pie? Chocolate in a crust?
Speaker 3: What is that one?
Speaker 2: Chocolate cake?
Speaker 4: No, No, not chocolate cake. It's like a chocolate pudding.
Speaker 4: Pudding like ice ice box cake. No, what is that
Speaker 4: is chocolate pudding pie? What is that called ice box cake?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, it's uh even though it's a moon
Speaker 4: light pie moon mid moonlight pie. Really, I think so.
Speaker 3: I like, I like putting putting in a pie. Well,
Speaker 3: I like apple pie. Apple pie is great.
Speaker 4: Apple pie is okay as long as you have vanilla
Speaker 4: ice cream with it.
Speaker 3: Oh, so you need the accompaniment.
Speaker 4: I gotta have the vanilla ice cream. Cherry pie is good.
Speaker 4: She the song.
Speaker 3: I love this, I mean, come on, yeah, she's my
Speaker 3: cherry pie.
Speaker 2: So when when is a pie of cake?
Speaker 4: Well, I think a cakes if it's like a flour
Speaker 4: based product. You you know what cake is. Cake is cake.
Speaker 4: Pie is usually like a fruit filling of some kind
Speaker 4: fruit or not so pastry.
Speaker 3: There needs to be some liquefied something in a pie
Speaker 3: for it to be a pie.
Speaker 4: Well, also, it's usually like a shell like a like
Speaker 4: a pie crust. A definition of a pie like Shepherd's pie.
Speaker 2: I think so it has to have like a gram
Speaker 2: cracker crust or some kind of.
Speaker 4: A Yeah, I think that. I mean, hold on, let's
Speaker 4: look it up. What's the difference between pie and cake.
Speaker 2: I think cake is caick rises. I don't think pies are.
Speaker 4: Many difference between pie and cake. The differences are the shape, ingredients,
Speaker 4: and filling shape. Pies are baked in a pastry shell
Speaker 4: that's usually round or square, while cakes are baked in small,
Speaker 4: flat shapes. Filling pies can have sweet a savory fillings
Speaker 4: such as fruit or custard, while cakes are typically sweet.
Speaker 3: Cakes.
Speaker 2: Ries pies don't right.
Speaker 4: I think cheesecake is more of a pie if I'm
Speaker 4: you know, if I'm saying what I'm saying, I like
Speaker 4: bunt cake. We're talking about pie though. Pumpkin pies Okay,
Speaker 4: I go for a good pumpkin pie. Were making people hungry?
Speaker 2: Is there any pie that's more like a cake?
Speaker 4: I'm sure like cheesecake. Cheesecake to me, that's a pie. No,
Speaker 4: but no, cheesecake is a cake, but it's a pie.
Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying?
Speaker 4: What if it's cheesecake? Are the pies pretty good?
Speaker 3: Yeah? But are there any pies that are like, No,
Speaker 3: that's more of a cake. Are there any pies that
Speaker 3: are more like cheesecake is more like a pie? But
Speaker 3: are there any more pies like a cake?
Speaker 4: M Mennonite funny cake pie came up, birthday cake batter pie.
Speaker 2: I think mood pies make it cake. Mood pies. Mood
Speaker 2: pies are more.
Speaker 3: Cake, are they? Well?
Speaker 4: I think I think. I think if you make cake
Speaker 4: ingredients and put them in a pieshell, then you've got
Speaker 4: cake or kai cake cake cake. God.
Speaker 3: This is what this is our podcast. This is what
Speaker 3: our podcast is all about. I'm glad you two.
Speaker 4: Now I'm looking at cherry pie now, thanks, oh my god,
Speaker 4: thanks for giving us your time here we are talking
Speaker 4: about pie. Don't google cherry pie, by the way, no,
Speaker 4: because then you get you get dirty.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I had something I was going to say
Speaker 3: when you mentioned do you remember my band sang cherry Pie,
Speaker 3: Scary warned, Hey, so would people say, you know, March
Speaker 3: fourteenth when it is Pie day every when all the
Speaker 3: nerds come out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I can't think of what pie is other than three
Speaker 2: point one four.
Speaker 3: I can't. But there's some people that have that, you know,
Speaker 3: like twelve digits after that, because it's it's obviously a
Speaker 3: running number, it's an ongoing number, it's it's an infinite number.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an infinite number. Three point one four one, nine,
Speaker 4: and then I lose it.
Speaker 2: I don't even know that much. You're a better man
Speaker 2: than I. David Brody Well.
Speaker 4: I think everybody knew that beforehand, but people that listen
Speaker 4: if if, if, if it makes you happy to say
Speaker 4: three point one four, one five blah blah blah blah
Speaker 4: and going for ten minutes. That's great, that's fantastic. What's
Speaker 4: the old expression? It used to be used to be
Speaker 4: that in fifty cents gets you on the subway. Now
Speaker 4: it's like what two seventy five? Yeah, pretty much that
Speaker 4: was the expression, like if something course two seventy five,
Speaker 4: like that information in two seventy five gets you on
Speaker 4: the subway. In other words, it's vin's worth worth nothing, right,
Speaker 4: But it's I guess it's fun. If if there's nerves
Speaker 4: at a party that are excited, boy that yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 3: So one of your favorite pastimes is making fun of
Speaker 3: me for my own, you know place.
Speaker 4: If I could have made it in high school, I
Speaker 4: would have. So I did something yesterday that was real
Speaker 4: a sef. No, I've done thirty of those.
Speaker 3: Actually recently, I did reach since you were born, No,
Speaker 3: three cets of ten I did last week in the gym.
Speaker 3: But that's a whole other story.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I went.
Speaker 3: To a doctor who gave me a cat scan, which
Speaker 3: I guess is state of the art. This guy uh
Speaker 3: down on Wall Street. He I walked in. I was
Speaker 3: recommended to go there. They're like, look, the old school
Speaker 3: way of getting a cat scan. After you get your
Speaker 3: what do you do stress test? And you do you
Speaker 3: try and get all this stuff done. You know, they
Speaker 3: want to see what's going on inside your arteries and
Speaker 3: your heart and and they want to take it to
Speaker 3: the next level, so they give you a cat scan.
Speaker 4: Sometimes struck on a cat scan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes they don't.
Speaker 3: A lot of times your your job doesn't cover it
Speaker 3: unless you're like your doctor says, shortness of breath and
Speaker 3: you you have other things going on and whatever the case,
Speaker 3: and it's got to be an emergency.
Speaker 4: So you told me you would go on. But you
Speaker 4: said you would, you would you would let me know
Speaker 4: if it was getting wrong. You said you would text me.
Speaker 2: Well, my doctor, my doctor. Original doctors wanted.
Speaker 4: On is this an actual doctor or doctor pers No.
Speaker 2: This is an actual doctor.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: My cardiologist was like he wanted to put.
Speaker 4: Me through fat heart.
Speaker 3: No, they wanted to put me through a battery of tests.
Speaker 3: Remember earlier in the year, I went for a stress
Speaker 3: test and I went forward with stuff and I passed
Speaker 3: him in I passed him with flying colors. So there
Speaker 3: was a step further that he wanted me to go.
Speaker 3: He said, look, he goes. It couldn't hurt, you know,
Speaker 3: because because basically the stress test is only only tells
Speaker 3: part of the story. But you want to know what's
Speaker 3: going on inside your heart and your veins and your
Speaker 3: arteries and are they clogged and is there blockage? So
Speaker 3: you know, we need you to We would love for
Speaker 3: you to go get a cat scan, which basically takes
Speaker 3: a couple of hours. They actually stick things in you
Speaker 3: and then needles and things, and they have to look
Speaker 3: cameras down there, and they want to see what's happening
Speaker 3: in you. And it's it's it's a long arge. Well,
Speaker 3: they stick cameras in you whatever. It's a long, arduous process.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: See, did you get an a probe?
Speaker 3: No, dude, it's a cat scan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know what that stands for.
Speaker 3: By the way, No, I don't know. I have no
Speaker 3: idea central something. I have no idea anyway. But anyway,
Speaker 3: I can tell you it's neither here, no that, Okay, yes,
Speaker 3: what is it? What is it?
Speaker 4: Computed axiile or axial camography?
Speaker 3: All right? Who cares? All right? So so so I'm
Speaker 3: trying to So I wanted to get one, but my
Speaker 3: insurance wouldn't cover it because it wasn't an emergency and
Speaker 3: they take a couple of hours.
Speaker 2: And but I was pissed because I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I want to know what that was going on.
Speaker 3: So I found a doctor that has this, like again
Speaker 3: not a sponsor, basically said, look, I'm gonna do a
Speaker 3: cat scan on you. It's not invasive, and it'll take
Speaker 3: three minutes, not two hours. And oh, by the way,
Speaker 3: your insurance will cover it. I'm like, get the hell
Speaker 3: out of here. I was in and out of there
Speaker 3: in like less than an hour. I walked in.
Speaker 4: Was he in and out of there in less than
Speaker 4: an hour?
Speaker 3: So you speak, dude. They lay you on the machine
Speaker 3: and they take pictures and the whole process is like
Speaker 3: three minutes. Everything is done by everything is done by
Speaker 3: this new technology they could see and again, non invasive.
Speaker 3: So anyway, did you go in the big donut?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But no donut for three minutes, for three minutes. So anyway,
Speaker 3: within five minutes, within five minutes, I was sitting in
Speaker 3: a chair at his computer and we were looking at
Speaker 3: my heart in color. I'm like, oh my god, look
Speaker 3: at this, and he goes, yep, he goes. So, he says,
Speaker 3: we're actually, we're actually ten percent more accurate than those
Speaker 3: other methods of the one that wouldn't take your insurance
Speaker 3: and you have to go to the hospital for for
Speaker 3: two hours.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is fucking He goes.
Speaker 3: Scary. He goes, it's come so far in the past
Speaker 3: year or so, he says, as a matter of fact,
Speaker 3: he goes, it's like ninety nine percent, ninety nine percent accurate.
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you this, he says, in about ninety
Speaker 3: minutes from right now. He goes, we're gonna have the
Speaker 3: full story. He goes, I have AI checking my work,
Speaker 3: meaning artificial intelligence goes in there and examines everything to
Speaker 3: make sure or that the doctor didn't fuck up. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: So, now, is there is there audio of your heart
Speaker 4: screaming for help in the video?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I just want to share with you and
Speaker 2: the slices.
Speaker 3: What he wrote me.
Speaker 4: Oh, dear scary.
Speaker 2: Anthony, nice meeting you today.
Speaker 3: Attached. Please find your images from your heart scan your
Speaker 3: sorein Surin Sri I and that's the name of the company.
Speaker 3: I went to your heart arteries. Look all caps, beautiful,
Speaker 3: no plaque or bob blockages, no bridging as well, whatever
Speaker 3: that means, couldn't be a better result. I look forward
Speaker 3: to getting your blood test results back to you and
Speaker 3: call you on Friday to discuss those.
Speaker 4: So he said there were ninety nine He said to me,
Speaker 4: that was what you said, ninety nine percent accurate? Yeah,
Speaker 4: so there's one percent that's not accurate.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on.
Speaker 3: He said that I have a two percent chance of
Speaker 3: getting a heart attack or stroke in the next eight years.
Speaker 2: He says, that's how I mean, not.
Speaker 4: Go two you know? All right, Well that's I'm worried
Speaker 4: about you.
Speaker 3: Well well, well according to him, and according to AI,
Speaker 3: don't be I'm you know, I don't want to like
Speaker 3: jinx myself here.
Speaker 4: But AI AI the one that makes the photographs with
Speaker 4: people with six fingers.
Speaker 2: AI Artificial Intelligence.
Speaker 4: I'm well, I'm wearing it.
Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy that they as Alan Iverson? By the way,
Speaker 3: AI gotcha so do you think so? Do you think
Speaker 3: that this is like real? Should I believe this? I'm
Speaker 3: not trying to get cocky here, but okay, listen, I
Speaker 3: am not a bastion of good health.
Speaker 2: If you look at me.
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, I'm fucking fifth quarter scary right now.
Speaker 2: There's only four quarters in a year. I'm already I'm
Speaker 2: over the limit.
Speaker 3: Now listen, now, I did take I also got my
Speaker 3: blood paddle back today A one't see, maybe slightly off.
Speaker 3: I'm like you, right, Sauce, I'm right at the right
Speaker 3: at the borderline of what could be pre diabetic. But
Speaker 3: you know that comes with lowering my sugar. My good
Speaker 3: cholesterol is excellent, my bad cholesterol is so all in all,
Speaker 3: I'm not doing too bad. So only a couple of
Speaker 3: three or four like red red boxes. Everything else was green.
Speaker 3: It was about fifty green boxes and three red ones,
Speaker 3: one of them being my my bad cholesterol is.
Speaker 4: Didn't one of them represent tomato, sauce.
Speaker 3: So I don't know. I mean, I'm going to talk
Speaker 3: to me tomorrow and be like, Okay, I see my
Speaker 3: bad cholesterols a little bad, so now what so I'm
Speaker 3: going to see that tomorrow.
Speaker 2: But Brody, I abuse myself.
Speaker 4: I know the other guy who doesn't get sick. You
Speaker 4: didn't get COVID even just I don't understand. I eat
Speaker 4: everything in sight everything. My blood type is ragou. You know,
Speaker 4: look at me. You had a problem with food today,
Speaker 4: trying to help out people in need. Who'll tell me
Speaker 4: that later, I'll.
Speaker 3: Tell you that story. But me, I mean, I know you,
Speaker 3: I'm not. I don't consider myself in the best shape.
Speaker 4: Well it's a shape.
Speaker 2: Round, round is a shape.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I didn't say that.
Speaker 3: But how do you think? How can this be? Should
Speaker 3: you get a second opinion? I don't believe this is
Speaker 3: actually this is the second opinion. The first opinion was
Speaker 3: earlier in the year.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to this.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Your brother and sister are pretty good shape. Yes, okay,
Speaker 4: so I can't really ask them. You should ask them though,
Speaker 4: like do they get sick? Did they get colds? They
Speaker 4: get the flu? Are they susceptible? Because you're like, you're
Speaker 4: like a cockerroach and a nuclear holocaust. You just come out,
Speaker 4: You're like I'm a roach and you keep walking.
Speaker 3: I am like, I'm perplexed, I'm I amaze myself.
Speaker 2: I'm shocking myself.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe now this Now, that doesn't mean there
Speaker 3: are other things wrong with me, and this is just right.
Speaker 3: This is no, that's I was way wait for a
Speaker 3: punchline here.
Speaker 4: Did they switch the results with somebody else?
Speaker 2: I guess as.
Speaker 3: Far as my circulatory system is concerned, we're good. However,
Speaker 3: you know, who knows if the other thing's happening. I
Speaker 3: don't know. I didn't check my.
Speaker 4: Okay, you didn't get blood work. I got blood work
Speaker 4: that day. I did.
Speaker 3: You didn't get like you didn't.
Speaker 4: Get blood work prior where he could talk to me
Speaker 4: about the blood work. You got the blood work yesterday.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna figure out more tomorrow.
Speaker 3: But when what he calls me and.
Speaker 4: Tell remember what your cholesterol was last time?
Speaker 3: It was like two forty? Oh? What? Yeah?
Speaker 4: You go over like one? You're on a statin to
Speaker 4: lower your cholesterol?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 4: No, your cholesterol was over two? If there was in
Speaker 4: the look, I'm not a doctor, but if it's over
Speaker 4: two hundred, you might want to go to a hospital.
Speaker 3: Really, I'm gonna ask. Don't scare me, No, mask Google,
Speaker 3: don't scare me, Brody, I don't know, I gotta figure
Speaker 3: this out.
Speaker 4: Your total cholesterol is over two hundred year in bed shape?
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 4: Your LDL cholesterol level above one hundred. Hold on, your
Speaker 4: LDL should be below one hundred and total cholesterols below
Speaker 4: two hundred.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 4: You won't know your cholesterol level. By the way, this
Speaker 4: is the Brooklyn Boys medical podcast episode. If you're just
Speaker 4: tuning in for the first time of the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 4: It's not just pies and cholesterol. It says here, hold on,
Speaker 4: pies in cholesterol. That's the name of the episode, pies
Speaker 4: in cholesterol.
Speaker 2: My total cholesterol is two forty two.
Speaker 4: Okay, do you want to go now to the er?
Speaker 3: No, my my HDL is seventy four and it's supposed
Speaker 3: to be above forty. Yeah, my triglycerides are one just
Speaker 3: as long as over what are one forty eight and
Speaker 3: it's supposed to be below one fifty. Now here's the problem.
Speaker 3: My LDL cholesterol is supposed to be under one hundred
Speaker 3: and it's one forty one, So that's bad. But anyway, and.
Speaker 4: Where are you going for dinner tomorrow night? Just salad?
Speaker 2: Just salad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess he's gonna have a convo with me
Speaker 3: about that, So maybe there's other things going on.
Speaker 4: All right, I have a I have a doctor story.
Speaker 4: By the way, I did not forget about my uh
Speaker 4: munster's story or my pickleball story. They're gonna happen this episode,
Speaker 4: I promise. But I also have a doctor tell themed
Speaker 4: story that I want to share with you because you
Speaker 4: gotta be fucking kidding me. So and Brody, you got
Speaker 4: me worried? Now I have you worried? Or that number
Speaker 4: has you worried? Maybe the number has me worried. I
Speaker 4: guess we're gonna have a nice talking to tomorrow.
Speaker 3: We'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: We have to, we have to.
Speaker 4: We have to start to go feed me for you. Well,
Speaker 4: people sending broccoli to your house. Oh, speaking of Scary's house,
Speaker 4: I was in Scary's apartment alone.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes you were. How did that feel weird?
Speaker 4: So Scary says to me, Uh, oh, you're gonna be
Speaker 4: in my neighborhood. Uh, it's too bad we didn't make
Speaker 4: plans had you come over and pick up this expensive thing.
Speaker 4: He wants me to sell him money.
Speaker 3: Bay, of course I'm Brodie's I'm using Roady to sell
Speaker 3: things for me. And of course I was out to
Speaker 3: dinner raising my cholesterol road.
Speaker 4: That's correct, yes, And this is one of those rare
Speaker 4: meals where I wasn't invited. So I was in his
Speaker 4: neighborhood because my daughter lives fifteen fifteen minutes away and
Speaker 4: I'd stopped by to see her. So he's like, oh,
Speaker 4: if I've known you. So I said, well, it's too
Speaker 4: bad I can't come over now you're not home. He said, ooh,
Speaker 4: I can have the doorman give you the key and
Speaker 4: you can go up and get the thing it's on
Speaker 4: my couch and pack it up.
Speaker 3: And I called over and I said, hey, let this
Speaker 3: guy in, this weird guy. Yeah, the weird guy with
Speaker 3: the pushy dude.
Speaker 2: When he comes in, let him up. That's my friend.
Speaker 4: So I walk in. I go, yeah, doorman apartment, blah
Speaker 4: blah blah, says you got to keep for me. He says,
Speaker 4: what's your name? I tell my name. He says, what's
Speaker 4: the name of the person? I go, I tell my name.
Speaker 4: He says, okay, all right. He takes my picture for
Speaker 4: security purposes, and he hands me the key. He hands
Speaker 4: me a key to the scariest apartment he came upstairs. The
Speaker 4: first thing I do is unlocked, scary top lock whore.
Speaker 4: I try to but it's not locked.
Speaker 2: It's not locked.
Speaker 4: I never did not lock it. Don't tell everybody that.
Speaker 2: This specific case, I didn't lock it.
Speaker 4: It was not locked. Right, So I opened the door
Speaker 4: and I walk in, and I've been the scariest apartment
Speaker 4: I don't know twenty thirty times at least. And I
Speaker 4: know where the light switch is on the left. And
Speaker 4: I hit the first light switch, and like, the light
Speaker 4: goes on in the area right in front of the door,
Speaker 4: just right front of the door. It lights up like
Speaker 4: eight feet at the most. So there's two more switches.
Speaker 4: Those lights light up. He's got a kitchen on the left.
Speaker 4: When you walk in, they light up the under counter
Speaker 4: lights and like a, I don't know it told.
Speaker 3: You to tell shut up.
Speaker 4: I'm looking for So there's another light switch on the
Speaker 4: wall on the left. If you walk four feet where
Speaker 4: the light is, there's a light switch. And I hit
Speaker 4: the light switch. Nothing happens. Nothing happens with the lights.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, I'm in the dark now. I can't
Speaker 4: see what's on the couch. I can't see anything. He's
Speaker 4: got his his his circular lights with the phone. What
Speaker 4: do you call those things? Ring lights on a stand.
Speaker 4: He's got lamps. I go over to the lamp and
Speaker 4: I turn the lamp. Knot doesn't go on. And I
Speaker 4: go to the other lam. I'm in the dark now.
Speaker 4: I'm using my phone light. And I go over to
Speaker 4: his floor lamp and it's got a button. The button
Speaker 4: doesn't work. I'm saying, light on, Alexa, light on nothing.
Speaker 4: Finally I sees a foot pedal. I put the foot
Speaker 4: pedal on, and I'm standing at with his four point
Speaker 4: nine million dollar sound system, and I'm thinking to myself,
Speaker 4: what would the slices want me to do? I mean, look,
Speaker 4: Scary gave me the Keyter's apartment. He trusts me to
Speaker 4: take the thing off the couch and leave. But what
Speaker 4: would be the funny thing to do? Take a shower
Speaker 4: in his in his shower with his fancy nonparabin shampoo,
Speaker 4: go into his like, put on one of his his
Speaker 4: shirts to show how it fits me. What I eat
Speaker 4: my thirty five dollars peanut butter? Yeah, well I thought
Speaker 4: of that. I'm like, where does he keep the peanut butter?
Speaker 4: And the refrigerator the cabinet, Like what can I do?
Speaker 3: Can I?
Speaker 4: Oh? So I was like, had I known that I
Speaker 4: was going to Scary's house, I was gonna go buy
Speaker 4: a dildo and like leave it on his pillow and
Speaker 4: like take a picture. I'm like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 4: scared of this dildo out. But but I didn't know
Speaker 4: in advanced that I was going to Scary's house. I
Speaker 4: couldn't plan that. So slices I took a picture sitting
Speaker 4: by his sound system and his gold microphone, like I
Speaker 4: was missed the big shot. I almost took a picture
Speaker 4: of the pile of papers. I wasn't gonna I forgot
Speaker 4: so for tutsto. We're trying to find the lights. So
Speaker 4: I tell Scary Scary, I finally, you know, I got
Speaker 4: the thing off the couch. The place is pitch black.
Speaker 4: It was at late at night, so there was like
Speaker 4: no light coming in from the windows, and I tried
Speaker 4: using like, uh, you know Alexa. He goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: my whole apartment's who are up for Siri?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 2: You called out you call out the wrong name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the problem is, if I don't have Scary's phone,
Speaker 4: anyone walking into the apartment can't turn the lights on.
Speaker 4: You have to have Scary's phone.
Speaker 2: My question is, did you use my bathroom?
Speaker 4: No? Okay, no, I stayed in the living room, all right.
Speaker 4: Once I got the I spent at the lights.
Speaker 3: I was wondering, I'm like, what is this guy gonna
Speaker 3: do in my apartment? I've never I think you're the
Speaker 3: first person to enter my apartment without me even being
Speaker 3: here besides my girlfriend.
Speaker 4: My girlfriend didn't bring a homeless guy into your partner once.
Speaker 3: That was the other place. But I don't think anyone's
Speaker 3: ever r I don't think anyone's ever been here.
Speaker 4: That's alone beside your girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, no, you've left
Speaker 4: Brian sleeping on the couch having your toilet.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, yeah, toilet Brian. But like you're like a stranger.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I'm not the type to like go through
Speaker 4: your stuff.
Speaker 3: I was like, you're mischievous, You're you're someone who likes
Speaker 3: to play a joke for the joke, exactly exactly. I
Speaker 3: have never left somebody here, you know, a jokester in
Speaker 3: my house, because you know, some people will be like,
Speaker 3: maybe I should take a piece of fruit out of
Speaker 3: the refrigerator and then hide it in the closet somewhere
Speaker 3: and then starts rotting, and then you'll I.
Speaker 4: Was gonna put I was gonna put your lamp with
Speaker 4: like your couch out on the on the terrace. Yeah,
Speaker 4: yearn about but come home and your couch is gone.
Speaker 4: Sex on the way Dave, remember him, I mentioned him
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was at was was it? Oh? Yeah? He
Speaker 3: he actually brought a girl back to his apartment a while.
Speaker 3: This is years ago, right, and uh, I forgot how
Speaker 3: what the scenario was. I think her somehow her brother,
Speaker 3: her brother was there at the house. Huh, he brought
Speaker 3: a girl home to her house. He brought a girl
Speaker 3: home to his house. It was oh, it was a beat.
Speaker 3: It was his beach house. And somehow the brother of
Speaker 3: the girl was there too at the house, and he
Speaker 3: was maybe hanging out with other people, whatever the case. Anyway,
Speaker 3: Sex on the way. Dave ended up with the girl
Speaker 3: in the bed and went to sleep, whatever the case,
Speaker 3: and then with her disappeared. And the next morning obviously
Speaker 3: disappeared Dave and the girl disappeared into his Yeah, and
Speaker 3: I guess this didn't sit well with the brother, and
Speaker 3: so he took some retaliation on his own, which they
Speaker 3: didn't find out for about a week and a half later,
Speaker 3: until about a week and a half later when they
Speaker 3: found that he took a ship in the closet. Oh,
Speaker 3: that was his protest. That was the way he got
Speaker 3: back at them.
Speaker 4: He's like, you know what, his sister's a grown woman though,
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: But he must have got it so angry. He's like,
Speaker 3: you know what, this dude is in that bedroom banging
Speaker 3: out my sister.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take a dump in his closet. Yeah, And
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 3: It was the beach.
Speaker 2: It was a beach house that he shared with a
Speaker 2: couple of people.
Speaker 4: I took cheese out of a guy's fridge and put
Speaker 4: it like under the couch. I saw set like a
Speaker 4: week later.
Speaker 3: See that.
Speaker 4: He couldn't figure out, what's terrible?
Speaker 3: Why would you do that to somebody?
Speaker 4: It was the kind of couch that had like you know,
Speaker 4: the had flaps at the bottom. Yes, so you put
Speaker 4: stuff on the couch you don't see it, of course,
Speaker 4: So I threw the cheese all the way in the back.
Speaker 3: That's terrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they were we were pranking each other, so that's
Speaker 4: what it was. Just the thing. But I would just
Speaker 4: shit in closets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I was like, it did cross my mind
Speaker 3: for a quick second. I'm like, I really hope he
Speaker 3: doesn't play a joke on me.
Speaker 4: Like I'm not. I'm like, I'm not the Jersey kid.
Speaker 4: The Jersey kid would would have ship and your toilet
Speaker 4: and left.
Speaker 3: It there or taken it egg and cracked it and
Speaker 3: then and then like kind of left it somewhere for
Speaker 3: me to find, like you know three days later, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 4: I mean I could have de sheeted your bed, you know,
Speaker 4: and put the cover of the blanket back on, but
Speaker 4: then you get in bed is no sheet you know?
Speaker 3: That wouldn't have been nice. Past We're past this, right,
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 4: Oh no, if the Slices find it funny when I
Speaker 4: pasted it, Slices, you have anything that you've done to people? Yeah?
Speaker 3: In their part?
Speaker 4: And more importantly, what should I have done? Slices? What
Speaker 4: should I have done?
Speaker 3: In his part?
Speaker 4: If you were me, what would have or if you're
Speaker 4: not me, what would I? What could I have done with.
Speaker 3: You like that?
Speaker 2: Have you ever had jokes played on you?
Speaker 3: Slice?
Speaker 4: They were putting cheese under your couch? Leave us talk
Speaker 4: back at the little talk back on the iet radio
Speaker 4: app There You Go podcast. All right, the Monster's House.
Speaker 4: Can we talk about that for a minute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wish I had the Monster's theme. I would
Speaker 3: play no, no, you know, put it up on Spotify.
Speaker 3: Put up on Spotify. Scary and okay, it's okay, don't
Speaker 3: worry about it. Could go No, we'll get sued for
Speaker 3: using their music. Four seconds of it were fine.
Speaker 4: Anyway, there was a picture on I think it was Instagram,
Speaker 4: or maybe it was a Facebook group, one of those
Speaker 4: TV Facebook groups, will remember when or and it showed
Speaker 4: the Monster's House, which was like, you know, haunted little house.
Speaker 4: It was all and plus it was in black and
Speaker 4: white the TV show, so the picture was even more
Speaker 4: dreary looking and creepy. Then had cobwebs and trees and
Speaker 4: a big steeple or whatever on top. It was you know,
Speaker 4: it was a home died looking house, the Monster's House.
Speaker 4: And then it sat underneath it said look at what
Speaker 4: they did to the Monster's House now, And it was
Speaker 4: all of a sudden it was a colored picture and
Speaker 4: it was light blue, and they put shutters up, pretty
Speaker 4: shutters and let me pull up the picture so I
Speaker 4: can describe it properly. And if you if you google
Speaker 4: what does the Monster's House look like? Now you'll you'll
Speaker 4: see what it looks like. But let me see if
Speaker 4: I can describe it for the slices here.
Speaker 3: And as you as you pull that up, let me
Speaker 3: say that I was at this restaurant out in Hillsboro,
Speaker 3: New Jersey today, and right down the road from the
Speaker 3: restaurant I went to was the Beetlejuice House where they
Speaker 3: filmed the new Beetlejuice movie. And it says at the
Speaker 3: front of the house Beetlejuice House, and there are two
Speaker 3: guards there, so you can't fuck with the place. But
Speaker 3: I think it's kind of cool that. Yeah, you're bringing
Speaker 3: up the munster. I just drove the Beatles.
Speaker 4: Did you talk about the Beetlejuice custom story later?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 4: Okay, So the old Monster's House had like a steeple
Speaker 4: over the windows on a gazebo, and now the Munster's
Speaker 4: House is light blue. They got rid of the steeple
Speaker 4: on top, they got rid of the chimney. There's a
Speaker 4: white porch now that that doesn't have like arches that
Speaker 4: were scary looking arches. Anyway, all the comments are like,
Speaker 4: you know, some of them made it political, but they're
Speaker 4: like fucking woosies. They ruined everything. They made the house woke,
Speaker 4: they ruled look and they fucking ruined it. Why couldn't
Speaker 4: they leave it the way it was? They gentrified the house.
Speaker 4: Fucking idiots, pieces of shit, fucking liberals, whatever, all that
Speaker 4: shit right. The Monster's House, as one person commented, at
Speaker 4: some point, it is a movie set. It's a movie
Speaker 4: company lot. It's not a real house.
Speaker 3: It never was.
Speaker 4: So like any fake house they change it, or the
Speaker 4: Golden Girls House, they change it over another house.
Speaker 2: It's just a facade. A lot of times it wasn't.
Speaker 4: Actually these people thought there's really a house on thirteen
Speaker 4: thirteen Mockingbird Lane that looked like that, and some pussies
Speaker 4: made it like blue and made it look like a
Speaker 4: city house.
Speaker 3: You when you go to Cheers in Boston, the looks
Speaker 3: the inside looks nothing like it.
Speaker 4: Used to be.
Speaker 3: The Bull and Finch, I think they changed it to
Speaker 3: the same thing. Goes for the Friend's house in the
Speaker 3: in Greenwich Village. Well, it's the apartment building. The apartment right,
Speaker 3: The apartments don't look like that.
Speaker 4: You can't get an apartment in Manhattan for twenty somethings
Speaker 4: to afford with the Monica and Monica's apartment, and then
Speaker 4: right across the hall, Joey and Chandler had a small
Speaker 4: apartment get out of here with a terrace and everything. Anyway,
Speaker 4: So it's amazing to me what people don't put any
Speaker 4: thought into on the internet and get all upset about
Speaker 4: pretty much everything. Yeah, So the newest thing now is
Speaker 4: sports press conferences and AI. They did it with Aaron Boone,
Speaker 4: the manager of the Yankees, and I heard.
Speaker 2: That one I saw it. It was hysterical.
Speaker 4: So what what they're using AI for? And this is dangerous,
Speaker 4: especially with like the election coming up, where you can
Speaker 4: fake politicians saying things and it looks real. They're taking
Speaker 4: sports press conferences and making the players say offensive shit.
Speaker 4: But all the all the comments are like, yeah, typical
Speaker 4: asshole would say something like that. I can't believe he
Speaker 4: fucking said that. Who talks like that? What a piece
Speaker 4: of shit? And people are like, dude, it's a I like,
Speaker 4: how if something is so unbelievable, shouldn't your first thought
Speaker 4: be that's pretty unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Some people don't have that filter.
Speaker 3: They don't have that trigger in their head that says, ah, okay,
Speaker 3: this is this is preposterous.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to air on the side of well,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look.
Speaker 4: Into it, but we'll read the comments. Yeah, but here
Speaker 4: here's a guy on the Rangers talking about he checked
Speaker 4: the guy and he you know, it was a pretty
Speaker 4: hard check. He hit him pretty hard. Well, here we go, buck.
Speaker 5: To the snot out of Justin Barron tonight. The guy
Speaker 5: just skates over the blue line with his head down
Speaker 5: like he was starting a fucking figure skating routine. Anyways,
Speaker 5: I put my shoulder through his face. Just watch this
Speaker 5: replay real quick.
Speaker 4: And with Baron if he's looking the other way and
Speaker 4: he's just kind of leaning.
Speaker 5: It was a perfectly clean hit. But after I knocked
Speaker 5: Justine's lights out, his boyfriend Mike Mathison felt like he
Speaker 5: needed to stand up for him. So I beat the
Speaker 5: crap out of that bozo too. Anyways, the Truba train
Speaker 5: ran through Montreal tonight and my Rangers beat the Habs
Speaker 5: seven to two. That's five wins and six games to
Speaker 5: start the season. Not too bad, did you.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Like boyfriend came over to help him. I fucked
Speaker 4: him up. You're like, that's not a Athletes don't normally
Speaker 4: talk that way. I guess it's the comments of brutal, brutal.
Speaker 4: We got thumbs up on the screen. Look, oh yeah
Speaker 4: you say that. Yeah, what was that all about? Let's
Speaker 4: say fucked up brutal. Nope, that wasn't it.
Speaker 3: That wasn't it. Then we had the blue is that time? Yeah,
Speaker 3: thumbs up just came up on the screen. It's the
Speaker 3: weirdest thing, all right. Anyway, Yeah, well, I mean people
Speaker 3: fall for anything. People are you know, they don't look
Speaker 3: into anything you're talking about. People that they don't read captions.
Speaker 3: They will look at the pretty colors. They watched the video,
Speaker 3: that's it. But nobody reads things.
Speaker 4: You know how many times people go, I watch a
Speaker 4: roller coaster video and I'll go, what's the name of
Speaker 4: the roller coaster? It's the name of the video, it's
Speaker 4: right there. It says it says this is the matter
Speaker 4: horn or whatever it is, Like, well, what's the name
Speaker 4: of the what They'll go, this is six Flags over Texas.
Speaker 4: Where is this?
Speaker 3: But yeah, fucking read read oh people, And we've we've
Speaker 3: complained about this and don't see him, have we? Yeah,
Speaker 3: we have so oh, okay, all right, So I did
Speaker 3: a good thing earlier this week with the Morning show
Speaker 3: you quit. We volunteer for God's Love, we deliver, which
Speaker 3: was kind of cool.
Speaker 4: Oh they feed people who need to eat, like the
Speaker 4: hungry people, people.
Speaker 2: Are elderly or elderly or if your bedridden.
Speaker 3: They deliver meals and they deliver meals to you, so
Speaker 3: you know, and it's a huge organization. And the whole
Speaker 3: morning show decided to get together and pitch in and
Speaker 3: and volunteer form a shift, which so we basically went
Speaker 3: in around like eleven eleven o'clock in the morning till
Speaker 3: like two in the afternoon, watched a brief safety video
Speaker 3: how to do things, and we put on our hairnets,
Speaker 3: we put on our aprons and gloves as the hat
Speaker 3: there's I didn't need a hairnet. I just I wore
Speaker 3: a baseball cap instead. Okay, and yeah, basically started dishing
Speaker 3: out food. Now it's like an assemble, it's an assembly line, right,
Speaker 3: So so I was the first person in the assembly line.
Speaker 3: I got I kicked off the meal and keep in mind,
Speaker 3: we packed over a thousand meals. So we were there
Speaker 3: over the course for a couple of hours. I had
Speaker 3: a huge bit of rice in front of me. So
Speaker 3: my job was to take the plastic container, the black
Speaker 3: plastic container which we all know that tray food tray. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: put it in front of me, take a a scoopful
Speaker 3: of rice and beans, put it in the tray, and
Speaker 3: then slide it to the next person. And that was
Speaker 3: that would have been simple enough. Scottie Bee, who how
Speaker 3: did you do? Who?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 3: Well? Who put in vegetables? Scoop of vegetables, and then
Speaker 3: it was slid over to Andrew who put in a
Speaker 3: scoop of roast pork or whatever it was. It was
Speaker 3: like it's like actually like pork for tacos.
Speaker 2: It was actually smelled really good, I got to tell you.
Speaker 3: And then it got moved, slid slid over to Garrett
Speaker 3: who put it in a in a fitted tray and
Speaker 3: it went under this conveyor belt of you know, for
Speaker 3: it to be sealed. It's like kind of like it's
Speaker 3: feels it automatically and then so it's like a it's
Speaker 3: a it's a ceiling thing, package sealer whatever, trace sealer. Uh,
Speaker 3: and then it then it on the other side it
Speaker 3: spit out. They put a sticker on it, and then
Speaker 3: they put it they packed it away, and they moved
Speaker 3: it away. So I know, first of all, I got
Speaker 3: scolded because scolded or scalded, scolded because I started taking
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't realize there was a difference between
Speaker 3: a scoopful of rice and beans and a heaping scoopful.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I tell you. You know me, I'm a
Speaker 3: I'm a you know, a very generous person. I'm a
Speaker 3: given person.
Speaker 4: You're scooping for the table I.
Speaker 3: Was scooping for, like, you know what, maybe this person
Speaker 3: needs extra nourishment.
Speaker 4: So you was scooping like you eating it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I put a heap, a heaping scoopful of rice,
Speaker 3: and they came over to me and like, yo, hey you.
Speaker 4: The rice level.
Speaker 3: Level that out, level it out, scoop the rice, shake
Speaker 3: it off, shake it off. Tell me, as Taylor Swift says, scoopy,
Speaker 3: just keep it, keep it level, all right. We don't
Speaker 3: want to see any rice particles coming above the roof,
Speaker 3: above the rim m rim So I'm like okay. And
Speaker 3: then and then I poured it in, and and then
Speaker 3: Scotty accused me of being chimsy. He's like that don't
Speaker 3: look like a lot of rice. I'm like, I know,
Speaker 3: I said, but apparently we're supposed to give just a
Speaker 3: scoop full, but a level scoop. We can't do a
Speaker 3: heaping scoop. I mean, it brought me back to the
Speaker 3: days of the Palm Short Club. Would mister b would
Speaker 3: would judge me and he's like, hey, what are you
Speaker 3: doing now with that ice cream? That's way too much,
Speaker 3: way too much and your scoop Like we had ice
Speaker 3: cream scoops.
Speaker 4: How much did you overscoop a charity thing before they
Speaker 4: called it?
Speaker 3: I did heaping ones. I don't know a lot, But
Speaker 3: so now now I'm doing the math, I was.
Speaker 4: Like, the last eight people didn't get food today because
Speaker 4: you overscooped.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm thinking about a thousand If there's a thousand,
Speaker 3: let's say a thousand meals, and if I.
Speaker 2: Guess overscooped just a little bit of rice on.
Speaker 4: Each one times at times at least, how many hundreds
Speaker 4: did you do before they call you?
Speaker 3: I probably, I don't know. Maybe maybe that could have
Speaker 3: fed another fifty people, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: Whatever, whatever it was.
Speaker 4: Now fifty people have cholesterol over two hundred.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine though, it's like I feel bad, so
Speaker 3: I started, you know, packing it up a little bit.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I want to I want these people to
Speaker 3: be to eat. Let the people, let my people eat.
Speaker 4: Listen, I appreciate that that's rice.
Speaker 3: It's not like it was the pork, right, I mean,
Speaker 3: the protein is like the more expensive thing. It's not
Speaker 3: like I overserved like a poor but it was. It
Speaker 3: was it was extra right.
Speaker 4: Did the pork taste good?
Speaker 3: I didn't eat. What are you insinuating?
Speaker 4: I'm saying, did you have a little No, it smelled
Speaker 4: so good, though, I gotta say you didn't get left overs?
Speaker 4: You didn't get it.
Speaker 3: That's another thing at the end of this, I mean,
Speaker 3: we're so hungry from scooping all this food out. Well,
Speaker 3: they're done, You're done that donne. I'm should we sit
Speaker 3: down and are we allowed to eat eat this food?
Speaker 3: And and then we felt guilty about it, like, no,
Speaker 3: we can't because it's there for people who were in need,
Speaker 3: not for us. I don't know. It just seemed weird.
Speaker 4: It seemed weird the grand scheme of things. Shouldn't you
Speaker 4: have a little No?
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to. I don't want to take
Speaker 3: away from anyone. So yeah, so I felt I felt
Speaker 3: a little weird about maybe, but it smelled good. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'd like to taste what we we're we're dishing out here.
Speaker 2: But who is work?
Speaker 4: Who is who on the show?
Speaker 3: Was working the working the pork, so to speak, Andrew
Speaker 3: Scotty Be's co on Serial Killers.
Speaker 4: So you don't think Andrew maybe dropped the a little
Speaker 4: pork on the side the taste alocent.
Speaker 3: No, no, I don't think anyone did any of that.
Speaker 3: But it was illosent. It was very satisfying. We had
Speaker 3: a great time thing. It was teamwork, you know, it was.
Speaker 2: It was a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: The whole morning show that Elvis was there, Nate, everyone,
Speaker 3: the whole crew, and I just I don't know, I
Speaker 3: just felt like I was being cimsy with with the
Speaker 3: Brice and beans, and I'm like, gott, I can do
Speaker 3: a little bit more of this, we can put a
Speaker 3: little more in here, but whatever, for what it's worth,
Speaker 3: I was able to, uh to pull back, and it
Speaker 3: killed me though, I'm like, oh, that's not a lot
Speaker 3: of rice, but whatever.
Speaker 4: All right, hey, speaking of the whole morning show, let's
Speaker 4: pull the curtain back a little bit for people who
Speaker 4: aren't in radio. So our friend Jim who works at
Speaker 4: the rock station in your building, Yeah, Jim Kerr, legendary
Speaker 4: rock guy Q one O four to three Q four
Speaker 4: point three New York's classic rock. Anyway, he put up
Speaker 4: a picture this morning and said, look what I saw
Speaker 4: in the hallway today at six ten this morning, something
Speaker 4: like that, six fifteen am whatever. And so one person,
Speaker 4: now I knew who it was. It was Sam from
Speaker 4: the Morning show. Didn't she have like a giant bird
Speaker 4: fat bird costume on?
Speaker 3: She was, Yeah, she was that penguin. What's that oversized pesto?
Speaker 3: Pesto the penguin who's like bigger than his parents, right right?
Speaker 3: That giant people following on social media.
Speaker 4: So somebody says, oh, I'm not going to mention names.
Speaker 4: Oh is that the woman who comes in at three
Speaker 4: o'clock on the rock station. What are the odds that
Speaker 4: the woman who comes in at three o'clock in the
Speaker 4: afternoon would be in the hallways at six am zero
Speaker 4: zero zero. They're like, oh, is that her in the costume?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, No, it's not her. No, No, nobody
Speaker 4: is coming in nine hours early to work. That's that's
Speaker 4: not a thing, right. Actually she comes in at twelve
Speaker 4: one o'clock whatever the case. She's not coming in five
Speaker 4: to six hours early, so she can walk the halls
Speaker 4: in a bird costume on Halloween like it's just a
Speaker 4: dumb guess like, oh, is that her? No? No, people
Speaker 4: don't think. Yeah, I know. By speaking of which, somebody said,
Speaker 4: you guys are on vacation. Was it last week?
Speaker 3: Which one h two?
Speaker 2: Yeah, two weeks ago.
Speaker 4: Two weeks ago. A couple of people DM me and said, oh,
Speaker 4: it was great hearing you back on the radio. Did
Speaker 4: you go back in? Oh you were again. Yeah. I
Speaker 4: want to remind everyone I don't work there anymore. I'm
Speaker 4: not getting up at five in the morning to go in.
Speaker 4: If they want me on the show, I'll call in.
Speaker 4: I'll do a call in. But if you hear a
Speaker 4: bit that I'm part of, that was before before, that
Speaker 4: was before before, that's because the bit was so good
Speaker 4: they didn't want to take me out of it and
Speaker 4: it was like a scary misting. Yeah, but you know,
Speaker 4: I'm in bits. They don't have a.
Speaker 3: Good terms with David Brody, so that's why you can
Speaker 3: still hear him on the radio and By the way,
Speaker 3: it's not a good term bad term thing.
Speaker 4: It's that I'm not a main player. I don't want
Speaker 4: to I don't want to say like people weren't in
Speaker 4: bits anymore. We're left on bad terms. It's just if
Speaker 4: you have a main character who used to be on
Speaker 4: the show, it's weird to hear them now for people listening, going,
Speaker 4: are they back on that? Like I didn't speak much,
Speaker 4: so people are They're not going to like like, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, we're not We're not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, I was peripheral, peripheral. But I don't know
Speaker 4: what bit it was. But a lot of people were like, oh,
Speaker 4: you're back.
Speaker 3: Sometimes we play with with with baldfrek Ronnie or a producer, Jake,
Speaker 3: you know these people are yeah, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they they were on my level. They were peripheral, peripheral.
Speaker 4: I was just peripheral.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 4: I was tier three. Wouldn't you be on the PA
Speaker 4: What what tier A? My you're tier two, I'm tier two. Yeah, Elvis,
Speaker 4: Daniel and Gonda your tier one. You're tier two. You
Speaker 4: know that.
Speaker 3: I was just tier one.
Speaker 4: Okay, Elvis is to your white you're tier three, which
Speaker 4: puts me it. I was Tier four. I stood next
Speaker 4: to tiers one, two, and three, and now you shed
Speaker 4: tears da daily.
Speaker 1: No, no, don't.
Speaker 4: I'm not on eight tier. Except I must have been
Speaker 4: in a bit. People were like, I heard you, got
Speaker 4: you brody? Did you go in for Halloween and dress up?
Speaker 4: And was that you in that costume? It does me. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's very fun Yeah, that's so funny. Listen. I love
Speaker 4: that you guys heard me and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: we but no. And then, by the way, if you
Speaker 4: hear me when you say something slices, do me a favor,
Speaker 4: and I'm giving you more work to do. I'm sorry
Speaker 4: just mentioned the bit like, oh, I heard the bit
Speaker 4: about the long hair and you were very funny. Because
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, I heard you this morning was hilarious.
Speaker 4: I go, I'm sure it was hilarious, no doubt, no
Speaker 4: doubt it was hilarious. But I don't know what it
Speaker 4: was because I don't I don't listen every morning, and
Speaker 4: I don't know what they're rerunning during vacation. I'm certainly
Speaker 4: not going to listen to a show of reruns because
Speaker 4: I may have lived it, I may have already heard it.
Speaker 4: So anyway. Yeah, I'm not going in at five, and
Speaker 4: if you hear it, it's not brody going back in
Speaker 4: unless they want to, you know, unless you know what.
Speaker 4: I'll go in if it's like Carmines comes up with food,
Speaker 4: like when Carmines comes up with Thanksgiving food in a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks that you got to bring me home
Speaker 4: If I don't come in, scary, you got to bring
Speaker 4: me home a turkey leg and some of the sausage
Speaker 4: stuffing got roger, Then I'll come to your apartment. Should
Speaker 4: have come in your apartment and the key and I'll
Speaker 4: go up and get it.
Speaker 3: You should have come in this morning. We had karma
Speaker 3: and the carbines. We had artichoke pizza in this morning.
Speaker 4: Did you bring me home pizza?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: We gotta take a break, all right, You do me
Speaker 4: fair because I'm now I'm not annoyed at you tell
Speaker 4: the tell the beetlejuice story you had. You had a
Speaker 4: expensive beetlejuice custom.
Speaker 3: Oh, I was going to tell you about what what
Speaker 3: happened with me and Scottie today, which happened on this podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay, but no, what about what about beetle jew.
Speaker 4: You said you had a problem with the beetle Juice
Speaker 4: costume that you bought and that's why you're not wearing it.
Speaker 3: But I don't know what right, Okay, so the problem
Speaker 3: is Okay, So I was supposed to be Beetlejuice today
Speaker 3: I ended up being a care bear. Thank you to
Speaker 3: Scotty B for bringing into care bear outfit. Actually my
Speaker 3: issue with him has to do with me. It has
Speaker 3: to do with inadvertent way of the part bear. I
Speaker 3: think I was grumpy Bear. I don't know which care
Speaker 3: beer I was.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 3: I was a scare bear for Scary Jones, or as
Speaker 3: Elvis said, Times Square bear because the costume.
Speaker 4: Is a little a little dirty, funny, a little dirty.
Speaker 4: You know, that's a joke I would have written for him.
Speaker 4: That's that's that's very funny Times Square bear. You know, yeah,
Speaker 4: props Elvis, that's very funny.
Speaker 3: Like there's like, you know, mud all over me and
Speaker 3: like fucking smell like your cigarette under under the hellmet.
Speaker 3: I smell the urine the top and the costume is
Speaker 3: ripped anyway, because those are the characters you find in
Speaker 3: Times Square people.
Speaker 2: If you're a Slice Square, Elmo is like like timu Elmo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, p s a to the the slices. If you're
Speaker 3: ever in New York City, don't stop for the Times
Speaker 3: Square characters. They are filthy, they're rude. Don't go near a.
Speaker 4: Living also, yeah, I know, but they're What about the
Speaker 4: ladies to we are naked and paint they paint their boobies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely stay away from them. You may not even
Speaker 2: be women.
Speaker 4: Who knows they got breasts.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 4: After that, I'm saying, the.
Speaker 3: Beetlejuice costume is a Oh by the way, as we speak,
Speaker 3: you know it's about to kick off. Is the Village
Speaker 3: Halloween game loss? Yeah? That and the Village Halloween Parade
Speaker 3: is going on here as we record in October thirty first, Oh,
Speaker 3: that's quite the thing.
Speaker 2: And you know the theme for this year is a
Speaker 2: crazy cat lady.
Speaker 3: Just so you know, which is yep? So you fit,
Speaker 3: what are you doing? You're going on your desk?
Speaker 2: So hold on anyway, So my so my Beetle Juice costume.
Speaker 3: So I get this Beetle Juice.
Speaker 2: I ordered Beetlejuice costume online and.
Speaker 4: Then hold on and put my hip hold on. Okay,
Speaker 4: the Beatles just costume, you know where my my studio
Speaker 4: here is right by the by the front door.
Speaker 3: Right, did you have trick or cheetah treaters?
Speaker 4: Just now hold on, No, I didn't.
Speaker 3: Right now, she's crunch with that no online my bell,
Speaker 3: that candy, that candies ville, your trick or treaders?
Speaker 4: I thought I got them. I got a coughin dish
Speaker 4: right and it's casting coughing the dish. No coughing, fire,
Speaker 4: You coughing a dish full of chocolate you handed to kids.
Speaker 4: And they gave us all purple tags to put on
Speaker 4: our front door to let people know come by this
Speaker 4: door that I'm participating in Halloween.
Speaker 2: Okay, so how many trick or treaters have you had?
Speaker 4: We're recording this now. It's like, you know, eight nine o'clock,
Speaker 4: whatever time it is, nobody's riding my doorbell. I got
Speaker 4: a bowl of a chocolate out there. I'm all ready
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 2: Well why don't Why is no one ringing your bell?
Speaker 3: You already the community as that guy, as that guy,
Speaker 3: that guy no trained inflatables.
Speaker 2: Out in front.
Speaker 4: I have a giant pumpkin man and a and a
Speaker 4: and a grim reaper like ten feet tall. They're huge. No,
Speaker 4: I'm very inviting. I got Halloween wrapped around the banister
Speaker 4: for the stairs to the porch.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, to go, ready, ready to go.
Speaker 4: They're like, listen, there's a lot of kids in this area,
Speaker 4: because you notice my first Halloween here? Yes, and uh,
Speaker 4: all right, a lot of kids. So I took care
Speaker 4: of the chi Like listen, I went shopping. I got
Speaker 4: the chocolate. I I went and got the bags of
Speaker 4: the miscellaneous thing right, and now you're sitting there.
Speaker 2: And you're eating all the candy before they can get
Speaker 2: to your door.
Speaker 4: I bought the multi packs, the variety packs of Target,
Speaker 4: and I picked out all the ones.
Speaker 3: I like, those are the best.
Speaker 4: No, so just why everybody gets the butter fingers. I
Speaker 4: didn't want the butter grand Oh you eat all the
Speaker 4: stuff you love and then you leave the bad ship
Speaker 4: to them. Yeah, yeah, so I got Now I got
Speaker 4: all of it. Nobody rang the bell, say go you
Speaker 4: beetle Juice Cox. I just told you know where I
Speaker 4: was going.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, you're right there, be you. Yeah, give yourself
Speaker 3: another payday, not not on any pay day, and you
Speaker 3: haven't had one of those in a while.
Speaker 4: Go to commercial Hio. We just came back from one
Speaker 4: otherwise I would because that's too perfect, that's excellent.
Speaker 2: But uh yeah. So the the the Beetle Juice costume
Speaker 2: that I got, I ordered an XCEL.
Speaker 3: I wanted an XCEL because it is fifth quarter scary,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, all right, you'll figure this one out. Nope,
Speaker 3: no XCEL available. All right, you know I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it two XCEL and I'll be baggy.
Speaker 3: I'll be a baggy Beetle Juice rather than go up
Speaker 3: than down. Right, Well, what shows up at my apartment
Speaker 3: a large motherfuckers. So now I said, you know what.
Speaker 2: Let me try this. So I put on I put
Speaker 2: on the pants, the elastic pant.
Speaker 3: Now the pants were fine because they did they were
Speaker 3: the stretchy pants. There was no buttons to them, there
Speaker 3: was no so like that was fine because they were
Speaker 3: they were expandable, you know, weight rubber band waist type pants.
Speaker 3: You know, you know what I'm talking about. And then
Speaker 3: the jacket was like, well, this may not clothes because
Speaker 3: that was a little so I said, but don't matter
Speaker 3: because Beetlejuice wears a button down white shirt with a tie,
Speaker 3: a black tie, so I could do that and then
Speaker 3: put the jacket over it and then leave the jacket open.
Speaker 2: It'll still look great. All was well, fine and dandy.
Speaker 3: I did the workaround, and then I looked at the
Speaker 3: wig and I'm like, okay, they got the green wig
Speaker 3: with up the forehead, you know, the extra forehead. It's
Speaker 3: got like a five head, the five head. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: not a forehead, it's a five head. And then I'm like,
Speaker 3: I looked at myself in the mirror with everything on.
Speaker 3: I'm like, motherfucker, I'm like, what out the white makeup
Speaker 3: and the black eyes. I don't look like beetlejuice. I
Speaker 3: look like a foot locker employee or doc from uh
Speaker 3: back to the doc from Back to the Future. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you need, you absolutely need the white face paint and
Speaker 3: the black eyes. Yeah, didn't they offer you that on
Speaker 3: the website, Like people who buy this also buy this.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: No, and I had it.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: No, I had the right stuff to do it.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't. You shouldn't have said get the white paint.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter. That's neither here nor there. I didn't want
Speaker 3: to take the time to like like apply the stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm going to work, I'm going to the
Speaker 3: station my cont You know I'm gonna wear We're gonna
Speaker 3: wear the costume for two hours.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get sick of it.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be off by eight o'clock and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have a face full of white makeup and black eyes.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no thanks. Now I'll be back in my
Speaker 3: shorts and T shirt again, with with a with a
Speaker 3: with a white uh with white makeup all over my face.
Speaker 3: No thanks? So I said, you know what, this is
Speaker 3: more trouble than it's worth. So I was the Debbie
Speaker 3: Downer today and I didn't wear my Beetleice costume to work.
Speaker 3: I'm so pissed.
Speaker 4: Way she went as a care bear.
Speaker 2: It paid fifty four dollars for this thing. Now what
Speaker 2: oh yeah, you sell it next year?
Speaker 3: Well maybe what.
Speaker 4: What's today's scary, Today's Thursday, today's Halloween? You could sell
Speaker 4: it immediately on Facebook for people that have Halloween parties
Speaker 4: this weekend.
Speaker 3: You know what, that's a great idea. You want to
Speaker 3: do that for me? Brody?
Speaker 4: Yeah, come over my house right now tonight. I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna let you hear when I'm at home. Come over
Speaker 4: and I'll put up on Facebook.
Speaker 3: For you.
Speaker 4: I'm not really sure why you can't put it on Facebook,
Speaker 4: but okay, well anyway, I don't know. I guess you're
Speaker 4: you have to sell it next year when the movie
Speaker 4: is not as popular.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Oh, I heard Al Roker was was Beetlejuice today on
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 4: That is that racially insensitive?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Because he's in white going in white face. He's in
Speaker 4: white face. I think that's okay, though I'm sure somebody
Speaker 4: got offended. But I think, wait, did he what did
Speaker 4: he put on the face paint? Can we google that
Speaker 4: real quick?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just heard that he was Beetlejuice, that we we
Speaker 2: had similar costume ideas.
Speaker 4: Al Roker is Beetlejuice, so yep, so yeah, full make up.
Speaker 4: It's fine, full make up. That's what play Devil's Advocate.
Speaker 4: I'm I don't really care. I'm just joking.
Speaker 2: So I was a care bear.
Speaker 3: Scotty b said, you know, gave me his onesie, and
Speaker 3: early this morning I called him and he was already
Speaker 3: driving to work because he lives out in Long Island,
Speaker 3: and I was at a long drive.
Speaker 2: I was still at home, so.
Speaker 3: I wanted to remind him I wanted to see if
Speaker 3: he actually brought the costume, because I texted him last night.
Speaker 4: He's antal he would bring it well, of course.
Speaker 3: So I get him on the phone. I'm like, hey, buddy,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't want to think I want to
Speaker 3: deal with this beetlejuice costume. Do you did you bring
Speaker 3: the care bear onesie for me to just slide into,
Speaker 3: because let's face it, these onesies they're so great. You
Speaker 3: don't have to It's it's like a no brainer.
Speaker 4: They're right over your diaper.
Speaker 3: And he goes, yeah, he goes.
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, I ah shit, I'm like,
Speaker 2: what happened? He goes, oh shit?
Speaker 3: What He's like, I just got a speeding ticket.
Speaker 2: The speeding camera caught me. God damn it. You know
Speaker 2: it's your fault.
Speaker 3: Scary. I'm like what, yeah, he goes, Yeah, you're distracting me.
Speaker 3: You're calling me, you're calling me up. I'm driving to work.
Speaker 3: This is the route to work I take every day
Speaker 3: every day. I notice slow down in this block because
Speaker 3: I know that the speed camera's there and it took
Speaker 3: a picture of my plate and they can mail me
Speaker 3: a ticket. You owe me fifty bucks because the ticket's
Speaker 3: fifty bucks. So I'm like what, I'm like, No, brah, Mike,
Speaker 3: you gotta be take responsibility for your own actions. You're
Speaker 3: driving that vehicle. Yeah, but you wouldn't normally be on
Speaker 3: the phone me right now. That's bullshit? All right, Brody?
Speaker 3: Where do you feel about that? And I know you
Speaker 3: and I have been into a quite the spat about
Speaker 3: something about somebody similar.
Speaker 2: You got pulled over with me on the phone once
Speaker 2: and you tried to turn it on me.
Speaker 4: He went on the phone, here's what the just for
Speaker 4: those that remember, because we did talk about it a
Speaker 4: long time ago. Scary repeatedly kept texting me text text
Speaker 4: tex tex, text over and over again like crazy because
Speaker 4: he didn't want to combine, like make one long text.
Speaker 4: So he's like one thought, continued thought, more thought, next paragraph.
Speaker 2: So my phone had.
Speaker 4: So I picked up my phone and I pushed the
Speaker 4: button to make it stop vibrating. And the car, the
Speaker 4: police car on the cross street I was going across,
Speaker 4: saw me holding something and pulled me over and said
Speaker 4: I was on my phone and I wasn't. I was
Speaker 4: just turning off the phone and they said, you have
Speaker 4: a phone in your hand. I said, it could have
Speaker 4: been my wallet. You don't know. Well already told me
Speaker 4: it was your phone. I go, yeah, because I'm honest. Anyway,
Speaker 4: the point was it was Scary's fault that I picked
Speaker 4: up the phone because he wouldn't stop texting me over
Speaker 4: and over and over and over and over again. That's different.
Speaker 4: Scottie didn't have to answer the phone number one, number two.
Speaker 4: It's up to him to slow down. That's a driving hazard.
Speaker 4: I didn't go through a red light because I was distracted.
Speaker 3: Well he said that because he was on the phone
Speaker 3: with me, he was distracted and he wasn't paying attention
Speaker 3: as much.
Speaker 2: And that I'm like, well, that's your admission of guilt
Speaker 2: right there.
Speaker 4: Well, if he's on the phone, he should have slowed down.
Speaker 4: That's the first thing after that.
Speaker 3: You're you're telling me you're not paying attention. Well, let
Speaker 3: that who's I can't get into your brain?
Speaker 4: You need to If he can't do two things at once,
Speaker 4: he should have said, I can't talk to you right now.
Speaker 4: I can't talk to you. I'm driving. Wait till I
Speaker 4: get to a red light. No I I I'm gonna
Speaker 4: As much as it sounds like a brody thing to
Speaker 4: ask for the money. I'm gonna say no on this
Speaker 4: one because that's a no for me. Dog, because he
Speaker 4: shouldn't have been speeding. I only picked up the phone.
Speaker 4: I did not take my eyes off the road. I
Speaker 4: just lifted the phone to push the button. His argument
Speaker 4: is that I caused him to speed, therefore I'm paying.
Speaker 3: I should be.
Speaker 2: Paying his ticket.
Speaker 4: Well, he might have had a shot if he had
Speaker 4: said you should pay for half. So I feel like
Speaker 4: you would have gone like, all right, no.
Speaker 3: But I don't know him. Shit, he didn't charge of
Speaker 3: that vehicle. He's got he's the licensed driver. I'm sitting
Speaker 3: at home. I don't even know what the hell's going on.
Speaker 4: You do have a pattern of disturbing people when they're driving, though,
Speaker 4: Oh please, you know you don't care.
Speaker 2: That's like I've told this story. You have people brody.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 4: My wife and I are having dinner. Oh that's great. Anyway,
Speaker 4: let me tell me having to work today. You don't
Speaker 4: care what people tell you. If Scotty had said, scary, listen,
Speaker 4: I'm on the I'm driving. I can't talk right now,
Speaker 4: You're like, oh cool, anyway about that costume, and you
Speaker 4: would have kept talking right or wrong, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think you're buy him breakfast tomorrow morning. That's what
Speaker 4: I think, buying breakfast, and then and then we're even. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean I wouldn't have bought him break I'm not
Speaker 4: buying the I'm not buying a steak breakfast, that's for sure. Yeah, well,
Speaker 4: you'll tell him you'll buy hi breakfast, and then fourteen
Speaker 4: years ladies still won't buy it for him.
Speaker 3: Glen Boys Podcast, We will be.
Speaker 4: Right back by pickleball Scared, I gotta tell you about
Speaker 4: pickle ball. I'm gonna tell you about who do you
Speaker 4: want to hear about first? So close Sondra or fuck shit? Freddy?
Speaker 2: Oh I got to hear about fuck shit?
Speaker 4: Okay. So when you play at the same time every week, yep,
Speaker 4: we're pretty much seeing the same people, right because you
Speaker 4: all have the same availability, which, by the way, mine
Speaker 4: is most of the time. Anyway, I played at a
Speaker 4: different time last week. I forget what that was. And
Speaker 4: our group, at our skill level, we had courts let's say, five, six,
Speaker 4: and seven all in a row, okay, And this is
Speaker 4: a really nice pickleball place and it's got its fence.
Speaker 4: Each each court is fenced in because I played at
Speaker 4: a place where it wasn't fenced in and the ball
Speaker 4: kept the people next to me kept hitting their ball
Speaker 4: on dark court. I hate that. Never going back that
Speaker 4: place anyway. I'm playing, we're playing as four of us playing,
Speaker 4: and I hear over and over like I don't know
Speaker 4: where I go.
Speaker 5: They go.
Speaker 4: Now, look, I'm I'm in court five, right, so I'm
Speaker 4: I'm at the end of the line of courts that
Speaker 4: we have. It may have been five, six, seven, eight,
Speaker 4: So I'm hearing somebody from like all the way down
Speaker 4: the other end is cursing. They're yelling fucking shit, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, what did like stay stubbed or te I
Speaker 4: don't know what's going on. And you know, they were
Speaker 4: good like forty fifty feet away, So I don't know
Speaker 4: who's on the court yelling because I'm not watching them
Speaker 4: to see who's yelling, because when I'm playing, I hear
Speaker 4: the cursing, and when I'm looking, they're not cursing, So
Speaker 4: I don't know who it is. But I've never heard
Speaker 4: this before. So the way picklebull works, this is a reminder.
Speaker 4: When you win, the winners stay on the court and
Speaker 4: they split you go to one side of the net
Speaker 4: and you stay and well, you know, so you're not
Speaker 4: on the same team. Every time the losers have to
Speaker 4: go to whatever game ends next, and you play the winners,
Speaker 4: you split up. So this is going on now for
Speaker 4: like an hour. Every once in a while he has shit. Now,
Speaker 4: this is a quiet you know, you don't screaming yet
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 2: That's very competitive for pickleball.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well pickleballs a very competitive. But anyway, at some
Speaker 4: point later in the day, I get rotated over to
Speaker 4: court eight and there's this guy and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Very pleasant.
Speaker 4: I hit a ball, I make a great shot, and
Speaker 4: he goes, hey man, nice shot. I filter yeah, And
Speaker 4: he's very very pleasant guy and he's like, oh, I
Speaker 4: fucked up a service, Like, hey man, you'll get it
Speaker 4: next time, no problem. That's when it started happening scary.
Speaker 4: Every time he hit a ball into the net or
Speaker 4: too far, he would like make two fists and shove
Speaker 4: them towards the ground and yell like really loudly like
Speaker 4: Tott's style. No no, like like like stomping like a
Speaker 4: like a tempertation, and they would mumble to himself he'd
Speaker 4: walk back to the spot to serve or whatever. And
Speaker 4: I've never seen this before. I've seen on a baseball
Speaker 4: field when you strike out once, you yell fuck. If
Speaker 4: you make an error, yell shit whatever.
Speaker 2: This guy.
Speaker 4: Eight nine times during the game. You know, you play
Speaker 4: till eleven. There's a lot of opportunity to mess up
Speaker 4: every time. So one time he hit a ball he
Speaker 4: thought was out, he yells fuck it and the other
Speaker 4: team goes, no, no, that was in.
Speaker 3: Oh it was in.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, oh all right, I take back the fuck. Then,
Speaker 4: so he cursed and the ball was in. So fuck shit, Freddy.
Speaker 4: I have not seen him since. But here's the thing,
Speaker 4: Fuck shit Freddy. Turns out he's the husband of a
Speaker 4: woman that I've played with. The woman is the nicest, quietest, demure, friendly,
Speaker 4: so demure, so demure. Yeah, that's why he's doing. Couldn't
Speaker 4: be nicer. So I was like, oh, oh, I've never
Speaker 4: seen you before. This is your first time. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 4: my wife brought me. Go who's your wife? He goes oh.
Speaker 4: And in the back of mind, I'm going to really
Speaker 4: quiet one like is she quiet because they make a
Speaker 4: good marriage or is she quiet because he screams all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 3: I think he does the heavy lifting, he does all
Speaker 3: the yelling and the screaming and the and that's what
Speaker 3: makes it a great marriage.
Speaker 4: It got to the point scary, yeah, because if he
Speaker 4: hit a ball, he does the yelling for both of them. Yeah.
Speaker 4: If he hit a ball that was on its way out,
Speaker 4: like it's a home run, Like he hit it like
Speaker 4: it's there's no way it's landing in. I like, I
Speaker 4: almost like cringe because I knew it was coming, and
Speaker 4: he's like, so he was like and then once a
Speaker 4: while he goes, motherfucker. Now this was I want to
Speaker 4: say it was over the weekend, so maybe it was.
Speaker 4: It was really early on a Saturday. I don't normally
Speaker 4: get up that early, so I don't know, go to
Speaker 4: like plate nine am, and so the owners weren't there,
Speaker 4: you know, like they had like the eighteen year old
Speaker 4: teenager was watching the front desk, so there was no
Speaker 4: one there was going to tell this guy to stop
Speaker 4: doing that. But you imagine you're like, you're not like
Speaker 4: outside on it, like in the middle of a park.
Speaker 4: You know, you're like, here's indoor plays and he's like,
Speaker 4: motherfucker and not like, it's one thing if you mumble
Speaker 4: and you go fuck damn it and you walk off.
Speaker 2: Right, I've done that.
Speaker 4: You go, oh fuck, he's screaming it, screaming it. So
Speaker 4: that's fuck shit, Freddy, that's my new friend. And then
Speaker 4: it's so close, Soandra, so close, Sondra, she's another one
Speaker 4: who lies, and so she's on my team. Every ball
Speaker 4: that was hit that was close to the line, you know,
Speaker 4: people go, oh, that was out, but I would see
Speaker 4: there was it was in, right, She would go, oh,
Speaker 4: so close it was. I was so close though. It
Speaker 4: was so close. Everything was so close. Oh man, that
Speaker 4: was almost a real shot.
Speaker 3: I was so close.
Speaker 4: She's lying and saying everything is like, oh, and I'm looking.
Speaker 4: I'm going that was in.
Speaker 3: She thinks that's gonna playcate you and that's going to
Speaker 3: solve the problem. Right.
Speaker 4: So then I played against her and I hit a
Speaker 4: ball on the line in the back corner and I
Speaker 4: saw that it was in and she was, oh, David,
Speaker 4: nice shot. So close. I'm like, she's fucking lying. She's lying.
Speaker 2: That's a new way of getting around it because it's
Speaker 2: so polite, you know.
Speaker 4: Right, she's complimenting you on a great oh, great shot,
Speaker 4: so close.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. The power is positivity.
Speaker 4: So if you play pickleball, Henry, I know you play pickaball,
Speaker 4: if you guys play any sport, tennis, whatever, like people like, oh,
Speaker 4: oh you just missed it. Oh it was so cold.
Speaker 4: They're lying. Yeah, but that's not that's not the worst
Speaker 4: I want to talk to you about. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 4: you about I'm gonna save Howie for next week. But
Speaker 4: let me tell you about resting bitch Face. I told
Speaker 4: you about resting bitch Face a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4: She's the one that if she's on your team, everything
Speaker 4: that you guys hit is in, and everything that the
Speaker 4: team hit is out. Doesn't matter. If it's it's out,
Speaker 4: it's out, it's out, and if we hit it, it's
Speaker 4: always in.
Speaker 3: No, No, that was in.
Speaker 4: Okay. So I played with this person a few days
Speaker 4: ago and I'm like, oh, look who's here. So I
Speaker 4: played with her and she tried.
Speaker 3: She tried.
Speaker 4: First of all, she tried to scambony on me. She
Speaker 4: tried to scamboney. You ready for the scam bony, scam
Speaker 4: bony scambony. It's the rules of pick a ball. When
Speaker 4: explain the rules real quick.
Speaker 3: When you use music.
Speaker 4: Yeah, scambony here comes. Now when you have the ball,
Speaker 4: when it's your turn, when your team's turn to serve,
Speaker 4: the game starts. You serve from the right side, and
Speaker 4: if you win the point, you move to the left side.
Speaker 4: You and your partner switch. How you go right left, right, left,
Speaker 4: right left. That's how the game is played.
Speaker 2: Does that makes sense? Yes, Surf from the right, surf
Speaker 2: from the left.
Speaker 4: If you don't get the point, then your partner serves,
Speaker 4: and then once you both lose, the team serves.
Speaker 2: So sounds straightforward.
Speaker 4: I had won the previous match, so I got to
Speaker 4: stay on the court resting. Bitch face comes from another
Speaker 4: court because she had lost. So she comes to the
Speaker 4: court and she comes over to my team and she says, now,
Speaker 4: when you when you own the court like I did,
Speaker 4: I won like five times in a row. I stayed
Speaker 4: on the right side with the ball in my hand.
Speaker 4: I'm going to serve first, right because I won, she says.
Speaker 4: She comes over and she says, I'm left handed, so
Speaker 4: I have to serve first.
Speaker 2: What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 4: That's what I said. Now, if you're left handed and
Speaker 4: you stand on the right and I'm right handed. On
Speaker 4: the left, scary, my right hand is going to be
Speaker 4: on the same side as her left hand. That makes sense, Right,
Speaker 4: she's to my right. If she swings with her left bracket,
Speaker 4: you're left handed. Scary. If I swing with my right
Speaker 4: hand and you swing with your left hand, we're going
Speaker 4: to bang into each other if we're not careful.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 4: So she says, I have to serve first so that
Speaker 4: after I get the point, we'll switch sides. Otherwise you
Speaker 4: and I going to be banging into each other the
Speaker 4: whole game. That doesn't make any sense. We all eight
Speaker 4: sides after every serve. Yeah, so every other serve, we're
Speaker 4: not gonna have that problem.
Speaker 3: It wasn't even there, And I know that.
Speaker 4: She says, oh no, if we're both if we both
Speaker 4: have our backhands in the middle, then if they hit
Speaker 4: the ball up the middle, neither one of us be able.
Speaker 3: To get it.
Speaker 4: I said, I can backhand fairly. Well, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4: She says, I have to be on the right. I said,
Speaker 4: I understand that, but when you serve, if you get
Speaker 4: the point, you're gonna be on the left. Well, even
Speaker 4: the pros know that, I said, I've never heard that
Speaker 4: rule that lefties get to serve first. That's bullshit. She says, well,
Speaker 4: I'm serving first. So I said, okay, fine, I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna I'm gonna get into a fight because that's what
Speaker 4: I would want to do. That's what I wanted to do.
Speaker 4: I wanted to get into a fight with bitch redstling,
Speaker 4: bitch face. But I didn't. Okay, So this is the
Speaker 4: same woman who again, remember I pickaball slices. Everything we
Speaker 4: hit is in everything they hit us out. So that
Speaker 4: happens a couple of times. I hit a ball long, scary,
Speaker 4: it's clearly out. The two guys on the other side
Speaker 4: they go, we didn't see it. Now, that was out,
Speaker 4: It was in, It was in. It was good hit,
Speaker 4: good hit. So I was like, I don't think that
Speaker 4: was it.
Speaker 5: It was in.
Speaker 4: Okay, great. I'm on the left side. A ball comes
Speaker 4: and it drops all the way to the left, right
Speaker 4: by the line, right by my feet. I watch it
Speaker 4: bounce by my feet in the blue area the kitchen,
Speaker 4: and I return it. The person then hits my ball
Speaker 4: back between us and gets the point. She yells, it
Speaker 4: was out mine, the one that was by my feet
Speaker 4: that I hit Wow, she was I yelled out. I said, no, no,
Speaker 4: it was in. No, it was out. I said, listen,
Speaker 4: you were twenty feet away. It's okay, it was in.
Speaker 4: It's good. And the girl on the other side of
Speaker 4: the net looks at me and she's like, are you
Speaker 4: fucking kidding me? With this woman?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? And she rolls her eyes and
Speaker 4: she's like, you gotta a kidding.
Speaker 3: I go, what do you want to do?
Speaker 1: It was in?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was out.
Speaker 4: It's us serve okay. So I'm like, I can't. I'm
Speaker 4: arguing my own teammate like it was. It was in
Speaker 4: the okay. So then she decides that she's got it.
Speaker 4: She's gonna take a break. She goes and sits on
Speaker 4: the bench.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Now I'm playing with a new partner against two other people.
Speaker 4: I'm on the court playing. I hit a ball to
Speaker 4: the middle of the other person's court on the side
Speaker 4: in the back deep. The two guys run for it.
Speaker 4: They don't see it land. I see that it landed
Speaker 4: on the line because I'm staring at it. I'm staring
Speaker 4: I hit it, I'm staring. So they look at me
Speaker 4: and they go, what was it?
Speaker 3: I go it was in.
Speaker 4: She from the bench, yeles it was out.
Speaker 3: I saw it.
Speaker 2: It was definitely out.
Speaker 3: Teammate.
Speaker 4: Well, she wasn't my teammate anymore, I know.
Speaker 2: But still but like she and she's no one asks the.
Speaker 4: Umpire on the bench.
Speaker 3: Nobody asked her.
Speaker 4: Don't give a call.
Speaker 3: Her eyes are playing tricks on her.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. It's whatever she wants. She wanted to
Speaker 4: get back at me for calling her out, so she
Speaker 4: told her she yelled it out. My brow was out.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, revenge.
Speaker 4: No, no, she's I definitely saw that it was out.
Speaker 2: So then what did you play it as out or in?
Speaker 4: I had to play it was out because the guys
Speaker 4: were like, well she saw it.
Speaker 2: She's closer.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you got are you.
Speaker 3: A bunch of children? How old are these people? Like
Speaker 3: in their fifties and sixties? They're arguing this like this,
Speaker 3: This will man't know how old she is. Maybe he's
Speaker 3: in her early sixties. She's old, much older than me,
Speaker 3: but she so. Then she says, then she's scary. She says,
Speaker 3: I gotta leave early today. I said, where are you going?
Speaker 3: This is the middle of the match. The next time
Speaker 3: she's playing again she's on the other side because I
Speaker 3: gotta leave.
Speaker 4: Where are you going? I gotta get to Majong. I
Speaker 4: gotta get to Majong. She had to go play Majong, scary,
Speaker 4: resting bitch Face. I hope she I see her name
Speaker 4: registered and I go, I'm not going that day. I'm
Speaker 4: not going that day. She's terrible. She's terrible.
Speaker 3: She's gonna give it.
Speaker 4: Resting bitch Face, she's the most.
Speaker 3: I think you need to go see my cardiologist and
Speaker 3: I want you to take a stress test. I need
Speaker 3: you to know yes, because I want I'm curious what
Speaker 3: their findings will be. With you slices.
Speaker 4: Who would you be more annoyed at Freddie Fox shit
Speaker 4: so close, Sondra where everything? Or Resting bitch Face who
Speaker 4: lies about every shot I think restling bitch Face takes
Speaker 4: the cake for me or the pie. I don't want
Speaker 4: to think of her in pie.
Speaker 3: No, Okay, Well, anyway, I'm gonna leave you with this.
Speaker 3: And it's a Grammar Police because it is just me
Speaker 3: and laugh and then I guess.
Speaker 4: Grammar police, and then then we'll both goem police.
Speaker 2: We had our car parked in a special garage.
Speaker 3: I guess you know, special parking that we had and
Speaker 3: we were waiting to pick up our cars and I'm
Speaker 3: looking on the wall Bertie. You know, sometimes they want
Speaker 3: to give you a little on what to do, so
Speaker 3: they make a professional, professional sign that says we appreciate
Speaker 3: your tip. It's a permanent sign, Brodie that they had
Speaker 3: a sign maker make oh with awesome font and everything
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: I can't can't see it. I see tip. They spelled
Speaker 4: appreciate wrong.
Speaker 2: They spelled appreciate with one P we A P R
Speaker 2: E C I A T.
Speaker 3: This is a sign that is hanging on the wall
Speaker 3: next to way you pay for your car, and it's
Speaker 3: a permanent sign and nobody has changed it.
Speaker 4: Do you remember out the window of our old studios
Speaker 4: when I still worked there.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is classic.
Speaker 4: The sign shop across the street, it's a.
Speaker 2: Sign shop, folks, it's a they make signs for a living.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The sign for the sign shop had a spelling error.
Speaker 3: They spelled Tribeca wrong, right.
Speaker 4: Was that that's I think that's what it was. They
Speaker 4: spelled Tribeca two seasons.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, So here's my one job, one job. Here's my
Speaker 4: grammar police for the day. And then we'll get out
Speaker 4: of here slices. Love you guys. I was watching an
Speaker 4: interview with Sammy Hagar, who was one of the one
Speaker 4: of the lead singers of Van Halen, talking about Eddie
Speaker 4: van Halen and and he was blaming him for something.
Speaker 4: So the first person wrote, sam talks too much, and
Speaker 4: they used the wrong two. They wrote t O he
Speaker 4: threw ed under the bus t h R you threw
Speaker 4: Eddie under the bus. The next person writes, I think
Speaker 4: you mean through th h R O U g H.
Speaker 3: Double whare me.
Speaker 4: If you're gonna correct, somebody be correct correct. So I
Speaker 4: wrote I think you both mean t h R e W.
Speaker 4: One person wrote back, thanks and corrected it.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: The person told me to go fuck myself, of course,
Speaker 4: but he spelled that right. Oh god, people, creature was
Speaker 4: not that hard, isn't Brocolyn Boys shot Brooklyn, Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 4: shock brock Lin