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Speaker 1: We've all heard of cat fishing, but are you familiar

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Speaker 1: with the term kitten fishing?

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Speaker 2: Nobody sounds so cute? Yeah, each other like when you're

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Speaker 2: hotter than you actually thought they are going to be.

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Speaker 1: It's where somebody tells a small white lie on their

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Speaker 1: dating profile to try and make themselves seem a little

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Speaker 1: bit more desirable. It's a small lot. It can't hurt

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Speaker 1: that much. I think ladies tend to get a bad

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Speaker 1: rap for fudging the truth more often on their dating profiles.

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Speaker 2: But that's probably because you're only talking to me about it.

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Speaker 1: But okay, guys do the exact same thing. In fact,

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Speaker 1: one dude just contacted us and said his roommate's been

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Speaker 1: stretching the truth on his dating profile and said we

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Speaker 1: should call him out for it, which we will, hopefully

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Speaker 1: in a funny way. As Brooke poses as someone who

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Speaker 1: works for the dating app, you're gonna hear it with

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Speaker 1: your phone tab right now.

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Speaker 2: It's another.

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Speaker 1: Twenties Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hi is this Jimmy? Yeah? This is he? Who's this? Hi?

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Speaker 2: My name's Sandy, largefella from the dating APPE Oh, did

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Speaker 2: did we match or something? No? Silly, I work on

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Speaker 2: the corporate side. Of things. Oh okay, yeah, now it's

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Speaker 2: clicking right. Well, I just wanted to see what was that? No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I just I guess it is clicking. I just what

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Speaker 2: can I do to help you? Well, I'm just calling

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Speaker 2: to check how you're doing on the app, Like, are

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Speaker 2: you meeting quality individuals? You know, enjoying the pleasures of others?

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Speaker 2: Know what I mean? I'm not sure? I do you know?

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Speaker 1: Wait, so you're from and you're called Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: understand what's happening here?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Sorry, we just have kind of a dark sense

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Speaker 2: of humor when it comes to love. So the real

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Speaker 2: reason I'm reaching out to you is we're going to

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Speaker 2: have to suspend you from the app. Wait what why? Well,

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Speaker 2: I told you earlier I'm with corporate, but more specifically,

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Speaker 2: I'm with the Truth and Verification Department. Okay, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: can you please just tell me what's happening. You know,

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Speaker 2: this can be a hard conversation for people. I get it.

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Speaker 2: But when we came across your profile, we noticed some inconsistencies.

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Speaker 2: So wait, so you guys are like looking at my

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Speaker 2: profile stalking me. I'm not stocking, not stocking. I remind

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Speaker 2: you you're on our app. I'm not on yours, so

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Speaker 2: we can do whatever we want. And on the app,

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Speaker 2: I'm specifically going to refer to your third picture from

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Speaker 2: the top, where it shows you walking out of a

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Speaker 2: seven eleven. Oh my god, you know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: This is like an invasion.

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Speaker 2: You know. Our research team did a deep dive and

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Speaker 2: measured the doorframe compared to your state at height. Excuse me.

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Speaker 2: You say that you're five foot ten and turns out

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Speaker 2: you're actually five seven and a half. Uh no, I

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Speaker 2: am five ten. Yeah, if that's true, I'm hooking up

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Speaker 2: with Jason Momoa on the side as my husband watches.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means. Yeah. Usually when

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Speaker 2: I make these type of calls, people get defensive, So

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Speaker 2: I'm not getting defensive. I'm just telling you the truth. Okay.

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Speaker 2: I thought you'd stick with that. That's why i'd like

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Speaker 2: to refer to your sixth picture from the top. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, it's the one where you're standing next to

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Speaker 2: the giant alligator inflatable and we found that exact same

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Speaker 2: toy online and confirm what our research team had found.

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Speaker 2: You're five to seven and a half. I don't see

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Speaker 2: the big deal. Like, what do you guys with the

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Speaker 2: hike Nazi? I'm kind of close, right, that's like saying

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of STD free. Do you see the issue? No,

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Speaker 2: I don't. I don't even know if I want to

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Speaker 2: be on your app anyway. Like if you guys are

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Speaker 2: gonna tak that you're suspended, remember, Okay, good, I think

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Speaker 2: that's a good thing. I think you know who else

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Speaker 2: is going to be happy about it is definitely Chloe,

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Speaker 2: who you went out with last week? Remember her? Are

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Speaker 2: you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: You spoke to the person.

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Speaker 2: That I went out with. She said that there was

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Speaker 2: hiking pictures on your profile, but on the date you

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Speaker 2: admitted to her that you don't really like hiking. So

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Speaker 2: what nobody does? Okay, I get it. This whole thing

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Speaker 2: probably seems like some type of ambush.

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Speaker 1: Right, this is ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry you're taking it that way. Jimmy. If that

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Speaker 2: is your real name, of course it's my real name.

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Speaker 2: I mean you Sandy your real name? Well, actually, if

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be truthful, it's.

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Speaker 1: Not Okay, I knew it, but then you.

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Speaker 2: Did you knew the whole time? That this was Brooke

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Speaker 2: from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning doing a phone

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Speaker 2: tap on you. Huh, sell the joke. Your roommate Kyle

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Speaker 2: set you up. No, Kyle said you were complained about

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Speaker 2: how girls use old photos on the app. But apparently

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Speaker 2: you stretch the truth about yourself. Fine, ten, what is

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Speaker 2: that business, Jimmy? What I mean?

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Speaker 1: I told you I was going close.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm kind of close to twenty three.

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Speaker 1: Now that's a lie.

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Speaker 2: You sound way older than that. Why, yes, weeke up

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Speaker 2: Every morning was fully taps. Weekday mornings are the twenties

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning