1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,519 Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's almost signed for your dirty 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,280 Speaker 1: little secret. Remember text in four one O six one. 3 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, it could be 4 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:10,280 Speaker 1: a big secret, any size secret. You can say anything 5 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,959 Speaker 1: you want on the show, and we always keep everybody anonymous, 6 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: so nobody will even know who you are. We don't 7 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. That's why everybody who 8 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,280 Speaker 1: calls in to tell us a dirty little secret gets 9 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname and on the phone right now 10 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret is I don't 11 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: have any name off top my head. Anybody have one 12 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: that they would like to go with? About the Queen, 13 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: the Queen, the quare, birthday, the Queen and I, oh 14 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:40,199 Speaker 1: hello Queen, Hello Queen, how adorable? Hello, So you have 15 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 1: a dirty little secret. I'm sure you have a lot 16 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:45,080 Speaker 1: easually that you don't like Megan Malcole because we all 17 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:49,879 Speaker 1: know that. Yeah, well no, I like Megan Marcole. But 18 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: if you're the Queen, you don't. Yeah, yeah, wow, that's 19 00:00:56,160 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: a lot of responsibility. Birthday. Well, what's your dirty little 20 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:11,760 Speaker 1: secret secret you want? It's a secret. Okay, Only a 21 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,320 Speaker 1: few of my friends know, my doctors know, people who've 22 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: like you know, gotten naked with me? No, but my 23 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 1: mom doesn't know anything about it. She's the main one 24 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 1: I keep the secret from. Okay, okay, So in high school, 25 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: she's really really strict with me. And when I was fifteen, 26 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: I snuck out and I lied about my age and 27 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 1: I got a tattoo on my left butt cheek. Yeah, 28 00:01:40,520 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: and it's it's a it's a the meme of a 29 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: guy holding a sign. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yes? Yes, 30 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: the guy holding the sign up signed guy. And you 31 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: can change it. You can change to say whatever you want. Really, yeah, 32 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: I don't know it. Oh okay, So what did you 33 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 1: get though? Um? It just starts what mother doesn't know. 34 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:04,880 Speaker 1: Won't hurt her? Oh my god, because that says that 35 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 1: right on your butt cheek. Yeah, okay, that's better than 36 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: what I thought. Because when you said only only people 37 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 1: who have been naked with you know what you have. 38 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: I assumed it was like a fungal infection or you 39 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 1: know something. I was thinking. I was like, oh, okay, yeah, 40 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:22,960 Speaker 1: here we go. No, I'm SDD free. Currently, what's the 41 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: reaction when people see your butt cheek tattoo? Is it 42 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 1: a pleasant surprise? I mean I think they expected to have, 43 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:32,000 Speaker 1: like I really you know, people usually have like really 44 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,640 Speaker 1: deep meanings for their tattoos, but mine's like pretty straightforward, 45 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,920 Speaker 1: so nice. They're usually like, oh, okay, like that makes sense. 46 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: Well you sound a little bit older. Now do you 47 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:44,800 Speaker 1: think you'll ever tell your mother? I mean, I don't 48 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: do why I would have to. Yeah, sounds like a 49 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 1: mom that would not want to know. It would be 50 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:50,360 Speaker 1: a kind of wait if she did want to know 51 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: about your butt cheek tattoo anyway, I mean like she 52 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: wouldn't care. She was funny humor hello then someone something. 53 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: Moms would be very angry about that, probably even though 54 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,960 Speaker 1: you're a grown adult and you can tattoo whatever you 55 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:03,800 Speaker 1: want on your butt, right, Yeah, I don't think she'd 56 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 1: be happy about it. All right, Well, thank you for 57 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret, Queen of England. You're welcome. 58 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 1: Nice to know that the Queen of England has a 59 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,680 Speaker 1: butt cheek tattoo. If you get a tattoo when you're 60 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,320 Speaker 1: a teenager in high school, it's usually a terrible idea. 61 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: Oh you're genuinely gonna regret it. Yeah, that's why I 62 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: have Marvin the Marshan on my shoulder Blake, Marvin the 63 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: Marsh mar In the Marshan, Yeah, if anybody's gonna get 64 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,600 Speaker 1: a tattoo, I'm I'm always think like, okay, wait about 65 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 1: five years, and by that time you'll have a dialed 66 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,839 Speaker 1: in on what you actually want to put on your body. 67 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 1: Because I started getting tatoos at sixteen, and I've put 68 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,280 Speaker 1: a bunch of weird stuff on my body. I've had 69 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: to cover some of them all up. I'm much like 70 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: it's wait, wait about five years. That sound advice as well, 71 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: because you know that, well, you guys know that I've 72 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: removed some tattoos. I've had some experiences in the past. 73 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 1: So I've also got some Chinese lettering on my stomach, 74 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: though I'm not sure exactly what it says, but I 75 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,600 Speaker 1: think it says in the strength. Yeah, I used to 76 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: have that on my forearm, really Chinese lettering. Yeah what 77 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: did it say? It was power, money, respect or something 78 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 1: like that. Oh, you know, you're like scafface. I know 79 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 1: my group of friends in high school got one tattoo, 80 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: and I'm so glad I didn't get it. I was 81 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: gonna get it, though, but I wasn't with them on 82 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 1: the day they all went to go get it. It's 83 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,440 Speaker 1: a dog print on your on your shoulder, like you're 84 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: not in your shoulder blade, but like on the end 85 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: of your shoulder, Like it looks cool the way they print, 86 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,159 Speaker 1: I'll paw print, yeah, but in the like the little 87 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 1: circles for the I would say knuckles. They're not the toast, yeah, 88 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 1: the toast or dogs. It says money over. I'm so 89 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 1: glad I didn't get that. Wow, that was the Math Club. Yeah. 90 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 1: Text in four six one what is your bad tattoo? 91 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 1: And text in four six one if you had a 92 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 1: little secret. It says you, what's your dirty little secret.