Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Let's have some fun on a Wednesday home day. And
Speaker 1: there are fantastic things happening. We have so much to
Speaker 1: talk about tonight on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am going to talk about the elections from last night,
Speaker 1: mainly the Texas ones, because there's so many national implications
Speaker 1: for things that are happening there. We are going to
Speaker 1: talk about it. Of course, we are going to have
Speaker 1: Daniel Turner on probably next hour. Yeah, next hour, We're
Speaker 1: gonna have Daniel Turner on. I have oil questions of
Speaker 1: horror moves, eat Ron gas prices are already up eleven
Speaker 1: cents a gallon. What's happening here? We're going to talk
Speaker 1: to him about that. We are going to honor the
Speaker 1: fallen here in a few We're gonna get to emails.
Speaker 1: Billy Idols said, smoking crack helped him quit heroin all
Speaker 1: that in so much more tonight on the world Famous
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly's Show. Sorry, I'm getting a little choked up
Speaker 1: already before before we do anything else, we have to
Speaker 1: do this. It's not easy to say goodbye, all right,
Speaker 1: It's never easy to say goodbye. And if you listen
Speaker 1: last night, you know there's someone near and dear to
Speaker 1: my heart and now she's gone. So Jewish producer Chris
Speaker 1: put this together. I know that you might cry, and
Speaker 1: I want you to know as you listen to this,
Speaker 1: it's okay if you have to grieve, it's fine. I
Speaker 1: get it. I'm grieving. I'm hurting today, But well, do
Speaker 1: you have to say goodbye to our angel?
Speaker 3: Maybe because these people they are crazy, because they always
Speaker 3: talking about how Christian they is. Listen, I'm a gun
Speaker 3: told Texan, right, I've always been someone who has been intellectual.
Speaker 3: I was top ten percent of my class and that
Speaker 3: is specifically why I said a Jeffrey Epstein. Unlike Republicans,
Speaker 3: I at least don't go out and just tell lies.
Speaker 3: But it's somebody who understands history. When I see Ice,
Speaker 3: I see slave patrols. That's all Ice is supposed to do.
Speaker 3: Look at them as a fancy uber driver.
Speaker 1: We done picking Cot.
Speaker 3: It is not a criminal violation to into the country illegally,
Speaker 3: as we know, the Republican Party is run by Russians
Speaker 3: at this point in time.
Speaker 4: But you have this woman Crockett she's a very low
Speaker 4: IQ person.
Speaker 1: I watched her speak the other day. She's definitely a
Speaker 1: low IQ person. We will miss you, Jasmine. She got
Speaker 1: Redistrict out of her house seat. She made a valiant
Speaker 1: run to be the Democrat nominee for Senate Texas, and
Speaker 1: now she's gone, and it hurts, and I will talk
Speaker 1: more about that. I'd say, all right, that's obviously the
Speaker 1: joking portion. I do want to do something else before
Speaker 1: we get into the rest of the show. And I
Speaker 1: haven't yet decided how we're going to handle the troops
Speaker 1: who die in this Iran war. I haven't decided on
Speaker 1: that yet. Oh, we gonna read every name or we
Speaker 1: gonna I don't know. I would like to do that.
Speaker 1: I hope I don't have to do another one, but
Speaker 1: we do have the names of the people who died.
Speaker 1: Pentagon identifies four US soldiers killed and the Iranian drone strike. Remember,
Speaker 1: these people have families who are in so much pain
Speaker 1: right now. It's your worst nightmare. If you are the parent, husband, wife,
Speaker 1: child of somebody in uniform and they go overseas, your
Speaker 1: worst nightmare is getting that knock at the door and
Speaker 1: finding out they're never coming back. Home again, and so
Speaker 1: we are going to read their names, and we are
Speaker 1: going to honor them with taps, and then we'll move
Speaker 1: on and we'll talk politics, all right. The US Army
Speaker 1: Reserve Captain Cody A. Cork, winter Haven, Florida. Sergeant first
Speaker 1: Class Noah Tijans, Bellevue, Nebraska, Sergeant first Class Nicole Amore White,
Speaker 1: bear Lake, Minnesota. Sergeant Eklun Cody of Des Moines, Iowa.
Speaker 1: They were killed in a drone attack. There are two
Speaker 1: others who were killed, but as of right now, I
Speaker 1: haven't seen the names yet. The Pentagon release these names.
Speaker 1: And in case you're wondering, before we play taps, why
Speaker 1: haven't they released the other names. They wait until they
Speaker 1: have been able to notify next of kin. And that
Speaker 1: is not a phone call and should not be a
Speaker 1: phone call. You have to contact them in person. So
Speaker 1: it's sometimes there's a lag time. But we have these
Speaker 1: four names, and I hope you will join me in
Speaker 1: praying for their families as we honor their sacrifice. Rest
Speaker 1: in peace, warriors. All right, let's talk about last night.
Speaker 1: Let's clear up some things. What happened, why it happened,
Speaker 1: how we're marching forward, why does this matter? Why does
Speaker 1: Texas matter at all for the United States of America. Well,
Speaker 1: actually these things are critically important. What happened last night
Speaker 1: and mostly very very good things happened last night. Let
Speaker 1: me explain something in case you don't understand all this
Speaker 1: runoff talk today. So this is just kind of a
Speaker 1: basic level one oh one level in the state of Texas.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give you and bore you all
Speaker 1: the details. And there are a lot of states like this.
Speaker 1: If you don't get a high enough percentage of the
Speaker 1: primary vote, the primary is not decided that night. What
Speaker 1: happens from there is they dumped the people who didn't
Speaker 1: get a high enough percentage, and you move forward in
Speaker 1: a runoff election against the other guy. Just two people.
Speaker 1: Basically they're taking the top two and they say, now
Speaker 1: you two have to fight it out again. For instance,
Speaker 1: the one everyone's paying attention to right now, Ken Paxton
Speaker 1: and John Cornyan squared off in a primary election, but
Speaker 1: there were other people running Wesley Hunt, other people. Cornyn
Speaker 1: didn't get the percentage you needed, neither did Paxton. They
Speaker 1: are now advancing to a runoff election. It will be
Speaker 1: one of those two. And these runoff elections are in May,
Speaker 1: Attorney General, same thing. This is what happened last night.
Speaker 1: Now let's cover this. Let's focus for a moment on
Speaker 1: the Senate, and I'm going to get to the Democrat
Speaker 1: part of it, but the Republican part of it. What
Speaker 1: happens from here is that dirty, filthy swamp rat rhino
Speaker 1: John Cornyan going to defeat Ken Paxton in May. Is
Speaker 1: that going to happen? I don't know, but John Cornyan,
Speaker 1: I have heard the number seventy million. I've heard the
Speaker 1: number one hundred million. That's a staggering amount of money spent,
Speaker 1: an unbelievable amount of money in that primary compared to
Speaker 1: Ken Paxton's four million. And Cornan so unpopular with his
Speaker 1: votes in his dirty amnesty gun grabbing ways, still couldn't
Speaker 1: get to where he wanted to get. Now, what's going
Speaker 1: to happen in May? I don't know yet, but I'll
Speaker 1: tell you already already, No, we haven't removed John Cornyn.
Speaker 1: Already the other losers in the GOP Senate, they're already watching,
Speaker 1: and they're already squirming in their chairs. They're not going
Speaker 1: to come out and say this publicly, but I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now. I know this. They're already sitting back
Speaker 1: in their room talking to each other and saying to themselves,
Speaker 1: we spent seventy million dollars on John Cornyn and he
Speaker 1: now has to go to a runoff election. How why?
Speaker 1: What happened there? And they are going to figure out
Speaker 1: as they try to hash this out what happened there,
Speaker 1: They're going to figure out that you are changing, that
Speaker 1: I am changing. When I say you and I, I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the GOP primary voter, who I have yelled about,
Speaker 1: who I have insulted time and time again. As I've
Speaker 1: said it a million times. Traditionally, the GP red state
Speaker 1: primary voter is the dumbest, laziest voter in the United
Speaker 1: States of America because he's in a relatively safe state,
Speaker 1: a red state, and so he either doesn't vote in
Speaker 1: his primary, or he'll go down and vote.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Corning's been there for a while, and that's why we're
Speaker 1: stuck with these losers from red states. But I have
Speaker 1: to give credit where credit is due. If I'm going
Speaker 1: to insult, We're getting better already, no matter what happens
Speaker 1: from here. Already, we are getting better. You me, we
Speaker 1: are involved, We are voting in primaries. We're dragging friends
Speaker 1: to vote. I think I voted ten times yesterday. When
Speaker 1: I say voted ten times, everybody in my life text me,
Speaker 1: here do I vote for in the primary? So I
Speaker 1: just get to carry all these people. No, here it is,
Speaker 1: here's your list. Wonderful. We'll continue in a moment. I'm
Speaker 1: going to focus on Democrats first because that'll be important
Speaker 1: before we talk about Democrats, before we get into the
Speaker 1: economy or anything else. Let's get to hiring someone. What
Speaker 1: a freaking nightmare it is to hire someone, now, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's awful. You have candidates who don't show up, you
Speaker 1: have to sift through a mountain of resumes praying the
Speaker 1: one you like. It's just horrible. But ZipRecruiter is here
Speaker 1: to essentially help you meet your match. Business wise, please
Speaker 1: don't date them. ZipRecruiter exists to make lives of employers easy.
Speaker 1: Employers prefer ZipRecruiter more than any other hiring site simply
Speaker 1: because ZipRecruiter makes it easy. They will match you with
Speaker 1: the top candidates immediately. You are tomorrow away from meeting
Speaker 1: a qualified person for that job you have open Go
Speaker 1: to ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse and sign up today
Speaker 1: ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse. He doesn't care if you
Speaker 1: believe him, but he's right, Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday.
Speaker 1: All right, so let's go ahead. The emails are pouring
Speaker 1: in right now, so let's go ahead and address it.
Speaker 1: Here's the emails. Jesse, I don't live in Texas. Some
Speaker 1: sad Jaz has been lost to primary. Okay, whatever, not
Speaker 1: that one? This Jesse? Why would Trump endorse Rhino Cornyan
Speaker 1: versus Paxton? All Right, calm down for a moment here
Speaker 1: in case you're not up on the news. Here's what happened.
Speaker 1: It came out earlier today after last night's primary election.
Speaker 1: John Cornyn worthless piece of crap Senator. He's going to
Speaker 1: a runoff election against Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton. Donald
Speaker 1: Trump came out earlier and he said, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be endorsing a candidate soon, and the one I'm not endorsing,
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell him to get out of the race.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, that happened. Then something else happened.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the first place I saw this reported
Speaker 1: The Atlantic. Granted The Atlantic is a far left wing,
Speaker 1: disgusting communist rag but The Atlantic came out and The
Speaker 1: Atlantic reported that sources told The Atlantic that Donald Trump
Speaker 1: was about to endorse John Cornyn. This is a few
Speaker 1: hours ago. In case you're not up on everything, this
Speaker 1: is a few hours ago. As you can probably imagine,
Speaker 1: every single anti communist, myself included, lost their ever loving
Speaker 1: mind at the thought of Trump stepping in and endorsing
Speaker 1: a swamp rat like Cornyn over Paxton. Let's cover a
Speaker 1: couple things first, though. One. As of when, it's five
Speaker 1: point twenty three this time, so that's six twenty three
Speaker 1: Eastern time, there has been no endorsement yet none. We
Speaker 1: are the Jewish producer Chris is watching it. I'll probably
Speaker 1: let it go for tonight. If he ends up doing
Speaker 1: it later, I'll probably just talk about it tomorrow. But
Speaker 1: as of right now, that has not happened yet, So
Speaker 1: calm down, right, calm down. That maybe could be a
Speaker 1: result of the Trump administration watching the collective anger from
Speaker 1: some of the most hardcore Trump allies at the very
Speaker 1: rumor that he would endorse a swamp rat like John Cornyn.
Speaker 1: I know, you get anger with Trump. Sometimes you love
Speaker 1: him sometimes and hate him sometimes that's the way it goes.
Speaker 1: He's a very bombastic person. He has his own ways
Speaker 1: about him. I get really mad at him. Sometimes I'm
Speaker 1: really happy with him. Sometimes I'm going to go ahead
Speaker 1: and spoil it for you. Now, if he endorses John
Speaker 1: Cornan and screws us over in this thing, don't even
Speaker 1: turn on the radio tomorrow because you may hear me
Speaker 1: have a heart attack on the air. I'm going to
Speaker 1: lose my ever loving mind if he screws us over
Speaker 1: in this race. As of right now, that does not happen.
Speaker 1: And to his credit, Donald Trump listens when there is
Speaker 1: so much anger from his base. He's done it time
Speaker 1: and time in time again you have there are a
Speaker 1: million examples of this. The vaccine when he started his
Speaker 1: second run for well third run for president, and he
Speaker 1: started doing the tour and he started trying to sell
Speaker 1: that vaccine. I think we should own it. I love
Speaker 1: that COVID vaccine. The room when dead quiet crickets even
Speaker 1: heard some booze. It didn't take very many of those.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump didn't mention it again. Let it go when
Speaker 1: he did that one interview with Lori Ingram. This is
Speaker 1: more recent, and he was talking about how we have
Speaker 1: to bring in all these people from India and he
Speaker 1: said on camera, Ah, we don't have the talent here.
Speaker 1: That landed like a lead balloon. Then he got up
Speaker 1: the next day and he said it again, we don't
Speaker 1: have the talent. The response was so vicious to that
Speaker 1: he has not mentioned it one more time, not a
Speaker 1: single other time, because the blowback was that bad. Since
Speaker 1: that article came out earlier today, the headline Trump's going
Speaker 1: on doors corning and tell Paxton to drop out. Hardcore
Speaker 1: MAGA people, hardcore Trump people, many of them friends of mine,
Speaker 1: have been crucifying the idea. I don't know that I've
Speaker 1: seen a single person support it. I don't know that
Speaker 1: I've seen a single one support it. At least nobody
Speaker 1: that that I know support it. It has been almost
Speaker 1: universal outrage at the very thought that he would endorse
Speaker 1: the swamp rat over somebody to his right. So, look,
Speaker 1: you may do it in the next hour, Like I said,
Speaker 1: I if he does it to this point in time,
Speaker 1: and it's gonna let it go into it tomorrow. But
Speaker 1: hours ago he said he was going to make an
Speaker 1: endorsement soon nothing so far. That is not me telling
Speaker 1: you he won't. Donald Trump's endorsement history is nothing short
Speaker 1: of abysmal. He carries water for Lindsey Graham every election.
Speaker 1: He's just awful at endorsing. He endorses the people who
Speaker 1: fill up the swamp he claimed he wanted to drain.
Speaker 1: He's bad at it. He's terrible at it. I know that.
Speaker 1: So that makes people nervous that he's going to do it.
Speaker 1: You can argue, well, what if he gets a Save
Speaker 1: Act passed for that? Well, why can't you pass the
Speaker 1: same act? Now you can't do the right thing. Now
Speaker 1: you have to sit around and wait for Trump's No no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. You don't get to hold us hostage
Speaker 1: over securing our elections. Anyway, We're gonna let this go.
Speaker 1: Let's hope we don't have to revisit it tomorrow. I
Speaker 1: don't think he has to endorse anybody. Let him fight,
Speaker 1: let the people decide. All right, we'll be back. You're
Speaker 1: listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome.
Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Wednesday. Member,
Speaker 2: You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com,
Speaker 2: your love, your hate, your death threats, everyone who's offended,
Speaker 2: and you all got your feathers all ruffled because the
Speaker 2: last seven You're welcome to send.
Speaker 1: It on in. I'm not gonna care because I'm correct,
Speaker 1: but you're welcome to fire off that. Now, let's move
Speaker 1: off of that. I'm done talking about that ridiculous corn
Speaker 1: and Trump endorsement filth. I'm wanna talk about this first.
Speaker 1: This is more about life than politics. You know, we've
Speaker 1: had a great deal of fun at Jasmine Crockett's.
Speaker 3: Expense, maybe because these people they are crazy, because they
Speaker 3: always talk about how Christian is.
Speaker 1: We've had a lot of fun at her expense and
Speaker 1: it's sad that those days are leaving. But you know
Speaker 1: what Jasmine Crockett really is. I mean, this was her
Speaker 1: last night.
Speaker 3: Alred has already stated we encourage each and every one
Speaker 3: of you to remain resilient. We cannot allow this type
Speaker 3: of behavior to be rewarded because so long as they
Speaker 3: know that they can win, even if it means cheating.
Speaker 1: Already accusing Democrats of cheating in the election. You know what,
Speaker 1: Jasmin Crockett is a chaos agent. I refer to her
Speaker 1: to people like this as a chaos agent. And there
Speaker 1: is a chance, probably a chance you have or have
Speaker 1: had a chaos agent in your life at some point
Speaker 1: in time. Maybe you Chris is laughing and nodding his head.
Speaker 1: Maybe you work with them. Maybe it's a family member.
Speaker 1: Could even be your mom, your sister, your brother, could
Speaker 1: be you know what a chaos agent is obvious. It's
Speaker 1: an obvious point. But whatever situation you put them in,
Speaker 1: it will automatically start to fracture and blow up, and
Speaker 1: there will be drama and controversy. You could put Jasmine
Speaker 1: Crockett at a resort in Barbados. You could put her
Speaker 1: in a warehouse factory job running a forklift. You could
Speaker 1: put her in the United States House of Representatives. You
Speaker 1: could put her in a Bible study. It wouldn't matter
Speaker 1: where you put Jasmine Crockett. A chaos agent like that
Speaker 1: will bring chaos with her wherever she goes. I have
Speaker 1: greatly enjoyed her because she brought chaos into the Democrat
Speaker 1: Party and blew up the party. I completely despise or
Speaker 1: at least helped blow it up. It's sad she is leaving,
Speaker 1: but I guarantee you this. Wherever she goes next, chaos
Speaker 1: will follow. This though, is not about her, So we're
Speaker 1: going to get to this Democrat nominee for Senate. This
Speaker 1: is not about her, This is about you. This is
Speaker 1: about me. I've told you this before. Hear me out
Speaker 1: on this. It took me some time to learn this.
Speaker 1: The greatest combination of two skills you can have in
Speaker 1: your life that will make your life better is one
Speaker 1: the ability to smell crazy, and two the guts to
Speaker 1: cut it out of your life immediately. Maybe you have
Speaker 1: one of these chaos agents who works for you. Fire
Speaker 1: them tomorrow, fire them. Maybe. Look, maybe it is a relative.
Speaker 1: Maybe every time you pick up the phone and you
Speaker 1: see you it's your sister on the other end. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's someone you love and you know you even wins
Speaker 1: because you know it's going to be drama, it's going
Speaker 1: to be a cut her off, Stop talking to her,
Speaker 1: take her call once a year instead of once a month.
Speaker 1: Identify chaos agents and cut them out of your life immediately.
Speaker 1: You will never reason with them, you will never change them.
Speaker 1: You're going to get chaos from them all the time. Now,
Speaker 1: as long as we're talking about the Texas Senate race.
Speaker 1: I know Democrats have managed to convince themselves that James
Speaker 1: Tallerico has a chance to win a Senate seat in
Speaker 1: the state of Texas, and he's not going to win.
Speaker 1: He's not going to win. And here's why he's not
Speaker 1: going to win. Communists have been playing this game for
Speaker 1: a long time. We've discussed it many times before, where
Speaker 1: they hate you, they hate your religious beliefs, but they
Speaker 1: can't necessarily put it in those words, so they'll try
Speaker 1: to wear your religious beliefs as a skin suit and
Speaker 1: use them to just simply promote Democrat policies. This happens
Speaker 1: in churches in blue areas across the United States of America.
Speaker 1: As we mentioned before, that quote pastor is a woman.
Speaker 1: There's a tranny flag flying in front of the church,
Speaker 1: and she's going to get up and open up her
Speaker 1: Bible and tell you that Jesus would want the two
Speaker 1: lezies to get married, that black liberation theology. Pastor, praise
Speaker 1: Jesus for Democrats. We're going to smile Republicans like the devil.
Speaker 1: It's just a communist trying to wear your beliefs as
Speaker 1: a skin suit. They're just revolutionaries as all they are.
Speaker 1: James Tallerco has been trying to play this game in
Speaker 1: Texas for a very long time. I know Democrats convinced
Speaker 1: themselves because he sounds He sounds so reasonable, Surely he'll
Speaker 1: be able to win over those Texas right wingers. You
Speaker 1: understand that this guy's not winning in Texas.
Speaker 4: Did they teach you in Sunday School that Jesus Christ
Speaker 4: himself was a radical feminist.
Speaker 1: This guy's not winning in Texas.
Speaker 4: I want us all to be aware of is that
Speaker 4: modern science obviously recognized as there are many more than
Speaker 4: two biological sexes. In fact, there are.
Speaker 1: Six six biological sexes. How'll land well in Texas or
Speaker 1: this doozy here? Get used to hearing this, because if
Speaker 1: you live in the great state of Texas, this is
Speaker 1: going to be all over your television set between now
Speaker 1: and November. We go further.
Speaker 4: I want to acknowledge that our trans community needs abortion care. Two.
Speaker 4: Defending trans Texas is something we have to do.
Speaker 1: Just want to make sure you could hear this. I'll
Speaker 1: play it again, but our trans community needs abortion care too.
Speaker 1: This is the candidate Texas Democrats thought they were going
Speaker 1: to be able to sell to right wingers in texts
Speaker 1: we go further.
Speaker 4: I want to acknowledge that our trans community needs abortion care. Two,
Speaker 4: Defending trans Texas is something we have to do every
Speaker 4: day at the state Capitol, and you better believe I'll
Speaker 4: be getting sermons on that too. So when I use
Speaker 4: the word woman, it should not be understood as an
Speaker 4: exhausted term, but rather as a as a lens through
Speaker 4: which to understand, examine, and interrogate patriarchy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going to land really well in Texas. I
Speaker 1: played that for you, though, just as a reminder. The
Speaker 1: Communists destroy the churches as fasts to say they can
Speaker 1: the ones they can't burn down. They try to co
Speaker 1: opt all in the name of the revolution. And so
Speaker 1: in the Soviet Union, they would stand in front of
Speaker 1: the congregation, the pastors who bent the knee and allowed
Speaker 1: themselves to be co opted, and they would tell the
Speaker 1: people that Jesus would want you to serve the state
Speaker 1: and do as you're told. Here in the United States
Speaker 1: of America, they put on those pastor's robes and they
Speaker 1: tell you that Jesus would want you to abort your baby.
Speaker 1: There are six sens There are six sense sexes. That
Speaker 1: Republicans are evil that only Democrats can win. That it
Speaker 1: takes the exact same form here for the exact same reason.
Speaker 1: This is what they do. We are going to keep
Speaker 1: our Senate seat here in Texas. Don't worry about that.
Speaker 1: What we have to worry about is this primary nonsense.
Speaker 1: All right, We are going to move on past this
Speaker 1: because I have other things. I want to get to
Speaker 1: another thing the Communists do. It's a story that it
Speaker 1: didn't get a lot of noise. Everyone's talking about different
Speaker 1: things today. They're talking about the corn and stuff, they're
Speaker 1: talking about Iran, They're talking about everything. But there's another thing.
Speaker 1: Communists are very very famous for. Great example today. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about it in a moment. Before we talk about that,
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about getting rid of
Speaker 1: the pain in your life. That's what relief factor is
Speaker 1: here for. Relief factor is here to take away that pain.
Speaker 1: Maybe you have something that just nags at you. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's your shoulder, or your knee, or your back or
Speaker 1: something like that. Maybe it's just the daily aches and
Speaker 1: pains that seem to be piled up. You're always wincing
Speaker 1: and groaning and doing the thing. I know what it's like.
Speaker 1: I do Relief Factor is your drug free solution to
Speaker 1: those problems. Let Relief Factor take the pain out of
Speaker 1: your life. Call one eight hundred the number four relief
Speaker 1: or go to relief Factor dot com. Three weeks of it,
Speaker 1: three weeks of it. It's nineteen dollars in ninety five cents.
Speaker 1: That's less than a dollar a day. If it does
Speaker 1: not work on your pain, just don't call them back.
Speaker 1: You haven't, you haven't bost anything. It's nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 1: But what if? What if your pain's about to disappear?
Speaker 1: One eight hundred the number four relief or relief Factor
Speaker 1: dot Com. We'll be back. This is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Wednesday,
Speaker 1: all humpday, and don't forget. If you've missed any part
Speaker 1: of the show, you can download it on iHeart, Spotify iTunes.
Speaker 1: Don't yell at me that the show is divided up
Speaker 1: into three hours, and don't yell at me that the
Speaker 1: hours are not always in the right order, and sometimes
Speaker 1: they're in reverse order. It's the suit's fault. It's not
Speaker 1: our fault. We're trying to get it fixed, and I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do about it? Now? Another thing
Speaker 1: before we get back to one more thing on the
Speaker 1: Texas election from last night. Politico an evil, disgusting communist
Speaker 1: organization media outlet. They're coming out now just like Jake
Speaker 1: Tapper did, coming out after the fact, and they're talking
Speaker 1: about how Joe Biden was dysfunctional, how his administration was dysfunctional.
Speaker 1: I only point this out not because it's a major story.
Speaker 1: You already knew that. You knew Joe Biden couldn't function.
Speaker 1: You knew the administration was dysfunctional. It was packed full
Speaker 1: of dirty commedies, not capable people. Of course, it was dysfunctional.
Speaker 1: All communist organizations are dysfunctional because they're evil people who
Speaker 1: rip each other apart. It's awful anyway. Media outlets, Communist
Speaker 1: media outlets have been doing this for a hundred years.
Speaker 1: While the communist revolution is moving forward, the media outlet
Speaker 1: will cover for it. After the communist revolution in some
Speaker 1: way gets stopped or slowed down, once it's our already done,
Speaker 1: once it's already done its damage, then the media outlet
Speaker 1: will take a moment and point out how bad it
Speaker 1: was in an effort to try to salvage some semblance
Speaker 1: of credibility. Well, I just wanted to let you know
Speaker 1: that Biden White House was pretty dysfunctional. Of course, Politico
Speaker 1: never could bring themselves to print that while the Biden
Speaker 1: White House was tearing through this country like a hot
Speaker 1: knife through butter. But now now that it's way too late,
Speaker 1: I mean, gosh, he hasn't been in the White House
Speaker 1: in a year. Now they start printing that stuff. Now,
Speaker 1: let's talk about one more thing that happened last night.
Speaker 1: Dan Crenshaw lost his primary in Texas. People. I've had
Speaker 1: a lot of emails today of people asking why. Maybe
Speaker 1: people outside of Texas and maybe they just saw that,
Speaker 1: you know, Dan Crenshaw and nabcal thing, and they thought, well,
Speaker 1: we have Captain America here. You know, a handsome guy
Speaker 1: lost an eye. We have Captain America here. So here's
Speaker 1: another little life lesson for you before we get to
Speaker 1: everything else. Different people have different levels of charm in
Speaker 1: their personality, obviously, and a lot of that is just
Speaker 1: flat out God given. Some people are just naturally charming people.
Speaker 1: My youngest son, Luke's fifteen. He has several times walked
Speaker 1: into a room full of adults and had them all
Speaker 1: eating out of his hand laughing had him in stitches.
Speaker 1: He's just one of those guys. He can just do that, right.
Speaker 1: So maybe that's you. Maybe that's not you, and it's mine.
Speaker 1: If it's not you, God made you how, He made you,
Speaker 1: just the way he wanted you. Right. However, it's really
Speaker 1: really important in life, in all, in all parts of
Speaker 1: life that work at school, if you're a politician, to
Speaker 1: understand that likability can get you really, really far in life,
Speaker 1: and if people dislike you a little prickly, it is
Speaker 1: going to hold you back in ways, some ways that
Speaker 1: might even be unfair. I'm the best performing guy in
Speaker 1: the office. I'm the best one we have here. Why
Speaker 1: did Mark get the promotion and I didn't? Because you
Speaker 1: snap it everybody. You're rude. You treat the secretary like
Speaker 1: crap on the way by, so nobody likes you. So
Speaker 1: someone else got a promotion you probably deserve. Then vice versa.
Speaker 1: Mark got the promotion you didn't. Mark asks the secretary
Speaker 1: about her kids every day. Mark's the first one with
Speaker 1: a kind word for somebody. Mark. He'll come help you
Speaker 1: staple papers if he's not doing anything. Oh, Bob, let
Speaker 1: me help you with that. Everybody likes Mark, so Mark
Speaker 1: gets a promotion while you, prickly pair do not. Dan Crenshaw.
Speaker 1: If you're wondering why he lost a primary and lost
Speaker 1: it prely solidly last night, why did he lose a primary?
Speaker 1: Look can't change who you are. But Dan Crenshaw is
Speaker 1: prickly it is. There's all kinds of video out there.
Speaker 1: Dan Crenshaw has a tendency to talk down to people. Chris,
Speaker 1: you see a look on Chris's face. Chris really doesn't
Speaker 1: like him, but it just does. Some people just do that.
Speaker 1: I would recommend against it in general. That's never a
Speaker 1: way to go about your life. Dan Crenshaw has the
Speaker 1: tendency to talk down to people. You're stupid, you don't understand,
Speaker 1: you don't even get it. Maybe in some cases he
Speaker 1: was right. Maybe the person he was talking to us stupid.
Speaker 1: Maybe the person he was talking to didn't get it.
Speaker 1: You do that enough as a politician, you will not
Speaker 1: have a long political career. You know why Bill Clinton
Speaker 1: did two terms in the White House, and why Bill
Speaker 1: Clinton to this day you'll see Republicans you find him endearing.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump himself will come out just came out recently
Speaker 1: now I like him. I think it's sad he has
Speaker 1: to give a deposition. I've always liked the Clintons. Why
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton is an excellent, likable guy. I don't like him.
Speaker 1: I can't stand the Clintons. His wife is not. His
Speaker 1: wife never had that and that was really what doomed her.
Speaker 1: But Bill Clinton is famous in Democrat and Republican circles
Speaker 1: for walking into a room, remembering everyone's name, slapping everyone
Speaker 1: on the back. Everyone gets a big old smile, big
Speaker 1: old And I know Bill Clinton's a world grade scumbag
Speaker 1: and the way he's treated women and stuff, that's not
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So don't email me or hate about
Speaker 1: that kind of crap. I know Bill Clinton's a bad guy.
Speaker 1: Bill Clinton has charm coming out of his ears, and
Speaker 1: that people find that to be seductive. This is not
Speaker 1: really about politicians or Democrats or Republicans or any of that.
Speaker 1: This is just a lesson for you, you and a
Speaker 1: lesson for me. Look, I could be prickly, real prickly.
Speaker 1: I can have days in my own life obviously where
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this. I don't want to
Speaker 1: be here at this party. I don't want to go
Speaker 1: to this work event. I don't want to do this,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you what. And I've had days where
Speaker 1: I've not conducted myself in a very friendly manner. Never
Speaker 1: one time did it benefit me when I walked out
Speaker 1: of there. And then I've learned as I get older,
Speaker 1: I walk into that situation even if I don't want
Speaker 1: to be there. Plaster a big, old fat smile on
Speaker 1: your face, Shake some hands, kiss some babies, give someone
Speaker 1: a hug, listen to the stories about their kids, and
Speaker 1: you're going to end up better off than you were before.
Speaker 1: All right. There's no ability like likability. That's why Dan
Speaker 1: Crenshaw isn't there. And that's the answer to your question.
Speaker 1: All right, So we have a bunch of stuff we
Speaker 1: still have to get to in the show, gas is
Speaker 1: up eleven cents a gallon. As I mentioned earlier, Daniel
Speaker 1: Turn is going to join us about a half hour
Speaker 1: from now. I want to know, is that gonna get
Speaker 1: worse because of all this Iran stuff? Is it? Is
Speaker 1: it going to get better? Is it? Yeah? So there's
Speaker 1: a lot I want to get to. Anyway, we still
Speaker 1: have to talk economy, we still have to talk about
Speaker 1: Billie Idol, smoke and crack all that and more still
Speaker 1: to come. Hang on