Speaker 1: Forever. Wow.
Speaker 2: This is the fourth time we've recorded this intro for
Speaker 2: this exact episode.
Speaker 3: Hi, guys, Wow, the things that happened to us, the things,
Speaker 3: the things, the things.
Speaker 2: I mean, we recorded a whole Christmas episode. First of all,
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza, Happy Hanukah.
Speaker 3: And if you don't believe in any of those holidays,
Speaker 3: you know, good for you too. Shout out to Jehovah's witnesses,
Speaker 3: uh and them being anti holiday and pro not paying
Speaker 3: for gifts that you don't feel like paying for. I
Speaker 3: love that for you, guys. And you know I'm not
Speaker 3: Jehovah's witness, but I just I hate the holidays. So
Speaker 3: you know, But why do you hate the holidays? Friend?
Speaker 3: Because I'm not close with my family, and it's the
Speaker 3: only time that I'm like, damn, I need some trees,
Speaker 3: I need some hot cocoa. And also yet I'm my mom,
Speaker 3: like the fucking only time I hate it. You need
Speaker 3: your mom? Well, Sydney, you know you can get like
Speaker 3: a surrogate mom. You know you can. I feel you.
Speaker 2: You had a lot of friends with cool moms. I know, mom,
Speaker 2: Mom's in Connecticut. That can make you like a butternut
Speaker 2: squash castle. Role you got Mom's Carolina's mom is in
Speaker 2: Queen's You you have surrogates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear you. I know I was
Speaker 3: so nice talking to your mom for Thanksgiving. I saw her.
Speaker 3: I talked to her like a couple of days after
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving and that was sweet. That wass Yeah you get
Speaker 3: classic my mom. Yo. The older my mom gets, the
Speaker 3: more she's turning into a crazy church lady. And me
Speaker 3: and my sister are looking at my mom like, why
Speaker 3: can't you get older and just be cool? Think? I
Speaker 3: think the pandemic is turning my mind into like like
Speaker 3: like a real crazy church lee. What do you mean
Speaker 3: talk to me? Give us some example. Set the scene. Well,
Speaker 3: she's always been like somebody who like reads her Bible
Speaker 3: like regularly shout out to people who do that Bible
Speaker 3: is a book, uh with mad chapters in it, so
Speaker 3: a never ending book. And then it has another book
Speaker 3: an Old Testament New Testament.
Speaker 2: It's mad chapters anyway, So she's always been one of
Speaker 2: those people. But instead of going to zoom church during
Speaker 2: the pandemic, she goes to on the phone church like
Speaker 2: with like this like Haitian pastor and like Haitian people
Speaker 2: join in and they don't be muting their phones and
Speaker 2: oh so it's like clubhouse.
Speaker 3: I don't know what clubhouse is on the phone. It's
Speaker 3: an app. Yeah, it's an app where it's like it's
Speaker 3: like a video, not video, it's an audio chat. Uh yeah,
Speaker 3: should I go on clubhouse?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: So? How did people know when Kevin Hart was on
Speaker 3: a clubhouse? I mean I think it's like a notification
Speaker 3: or I'm sure people friends were texting yo, Kevin Hart's
Speaker 3: in here. Yeah. Okay, so let's flash back to that.
Speaker 3: Apparently there was there's an app called Clubhouse. A bunch
Speaker 3: of people were talking about how Kevin Hart is not funny,
Speaker 3: and then Kevin Hart showed up to that clubhouse and
Speaker 3: was defending himself. Yeah. It was a sad night, was it.
Speaker 3: If somebody's saying that I'm not funny, trust and believe
Speaker 3: I'm not stepping up in there. I don't fucking care.
Speaker 3: Those are not the people that I want to be around.
Speaker 3: That energy, Uh toxic?
Speaker 2: Yeah, But Kevin Hart has like a teen Choice Award
Speaker 2: and he was like, ah, I'm confident.
Speaker 3: Also, never underestimate the confidence.
Speaker 2: Of a rich man. Okay, you tell them that they
Speaker 2: can't do something or they do something badly. They have
Speaker 2: nothing but time to prove you wrong, right Like they
Speaker 2: in their minds.
Speaker 3: They're you know, Jesus or whoever somebody Jesus with abs.
Speaker 3: So I yeah, I don't know if I would pop up,
Speaker 3: but I'm I'm also like a rich man.
Speaker 1: How many people are in that meeting?
Speaker 3: It was it was a lot of people. I don't
Speaker 3: know how many people, but it was a lot, like
Speaker 3: over three k or something like that. Oh what it
Speaker 3: was three That's how many people can be in a clubhouse. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's silly, but yeah, I wouldn't be defending myself. And
Speaker 3: if I did come in, I was like, look at
Speaker 3: y'all not doing shit? What y'all didn't need to doing?
Speaker 3: What y'all are y'all making movies? Are you what you're doing?
Speaker 3: Are y'all setting up pictures?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Or you're just talking about me laughing. The thing about that, though, is.
Speaker 2: Everyone has time to to see who's saying something about
Speaker 2: them or who's who doesn't you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Everyone has We have nothing but time to be like, oh,
Speaker 2: someone's talking bad about me.
Speaker 3: I guess I'll go check it. Out. But also Kevin
Speaker 3: Hart understands that when.
Speaker 2: And you're famous enough or rich enough that people will say,
Speaker 2: there are some people who will say anything to suck
Speaker 2: up to you. And you know that's demonstrated by the
Speaker 2: fact that all these like famous dudes have like side
Speaker 2: hoes and side pieces and full families that people know about,
Speaker 2: but like women still want to sleep with somebody and
Speaker 2: don't care if he's married, and it's like, this is shameful,
Speaker 2: you're taller than him. But I don't know people like
Speaker 2: Kevin Hart being fought four. You know, he gets hose.
Speaker 3: Remember when he cheated on his pregnant girlfriend with his wait,
Speaker 3: remember when he cheated on the girl that he cheated
Speaker 3: on his wife with. Yeah, with that scandal. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: then he cheated on his wife on her birthday weekend
Speaker 3: with some other girl. It's I don't know how we
Speaker 3: fell into this, this hole, this Kevin Hart whole Kevin
Speaker 3: Hart ho ho ho. But let's wait. Let's get back
Speaker 3: to your your really religious mom. Oh girl, she'd just
Speaker 3: be on the phone for mad hours listening to these
Speaker 3: Haitian people scream about Jesus, and it's like, I'll call
Speaker 3: the house and the line be tied up for hours.
Speaker 3: I was like, I could be. I'll be dying right now.
Speaker 3: My Mom's like, well, I was praying for you.
Speaker 2: I was, I was praying for you so you wouldn't die.
Speaker 3: And she's like, well, man, Marie, she said, well you
Speaker 3: know I need this anyway. Whatever.
Speaker 2: So the other day, me and my sister and my
Speaker 2: mom were all on the phone and me and my
Speaker 2: sister were like roasting one of like the church hymn
Speaker 2: songs my mom that my mom be singing.
Speaker 3: And she was like, you don't make fun of God.
Speaker 2: And me and my sister were like, I was like,
Speaker 2: you make fun of people, You make fun of people
Speaker 2: that God created, Mummy.
Speaker 3: And my mom was like, I don't make fun of anybody.
Speaker 3: And I was like, you call the girl fat in
Speaker 3: church once? No, she would never.
Speaker 2: My mom full on called this this little girl fat
Speaker 2: at church. And when I say little, the girl was
Speaker 2: probably like fourteen. And she was like, she goes to
Speaker 2: our old high school. And she was like, I'm on
Speaker 2: the track team. And my mom turned around and was like,
Speaker 2: you run track.
Speaker 3: You fought Oh my God, Mom, Mommy and Ummy.
Speaker 2: To this day, if you ask my mom about that,
Speaker 2: she says no, it never happened, but me and my
Speaker 2: sister were both there in the House of the Lord,
Speaker 2: and my mom called this poor chubby girl fat.
Speaker 3: So you know that's wow. Hashtag, hashtag no body shame,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, run trap you fought Wow. Anyway, so
Speaker 3: that's a There's a whole bunch of people that were
Speaker 3: listening to I Love Marie's Mom and they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: Marie's mom, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but my mom
Speaker 3: didn't call the people listening fat, so you should still
Speaker 3: love her or at least like her as a friend. Oh,
Speaker 3: speaking of large and in charge, you know, did you hear.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you guys all had an opinion or you
Speaker 3: didn't care. Lizzo went on a diet and then she
Speaker 3: was talking about it on TikTok and Instagram, and a
Speaker 3: lot of people were mad at her because she was like,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm being healthier, but I'm still fat. I'm
Speaker 3: loving my body, but I'm still fat. The audacity of
Speaker 3: the people who were dragging her for saying that, though,
Speaker 3: it was I'm sorry once again, it was the Beige Patrol.
Speaker 3: Y'all stay stay having being in Lizzo's business and it's
Speaker 3: I'm like, I know.
Speaker 2: It's not just Lizzo's business. It's black folks business. Sometimes
Speaker 2: white folks who try to be allies. You guys get
Speaker 2: upset about stuff that were not upset.
Speaker 3: About, and it's like, how are you telling a black
Speaker 3: person how they should feel about what's happening right now.
Speaker 2: Also, what I read was that Lizzo said she was
Speaker 2: on a cleanse. This was like, I'm gonna drink some
Speaker 2: smooth for a couple of days. I spoke to my nutritionists.
Speaker 2: This is what we came up with. And people were like,
Speaker 2: she's setting a bad example for the children. But she's
Speaker 2: supposed to be fat and black.
Speaker 3: And it's like what she's like, my skin is better,
Speaker 3: my overhaul, mental health is better, you know, blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: blah blah. And people could not stand how could you
Speaker 3: promote this? And it's like, wait, first of all, you
Speaker 3: were saying that she's overweight and she's unhealthy and she
Speaker 3: could barely get up a flight of stairs, and now
Speaker 3: she's talking about I'm changing my life. I want to
Speaker 3: have greens in the morning and greens at night. And
Speaker 3: y'all are highly You got your boxers in a bunch.
Speaker 3: It's insane. I would block everybody. Everybody would be blocked,
Speaker 3: and I would have my comments off. If you really
Speaker 3: want to thrive on social media, comments off, no one
Speaker 3: could say shit, that's it. I know.
Speaker 2: But sometimes the comments we like the comments, friend. I mean,
Speaker 2: there's a lot to hate about comments too.
Speaker 3: But turn the comments off. Turn the comments off. That's
Speaker 3: the title of the episode. Turn the comments off. Because
Speaker 3: it's just like there's too many people who just because
Speaker 3: they have Wi Fi, they feel like they have the
Speaker 3: need or they have the access. And it's like, you don't.
Speaker 3: You have access to your Wi Fi and dad is
Speaker 3: all you have access to my life, So please don't
Speaker 3: feel the need to drop your opinions on my page.
Speaker 3: If you are following me, you must like something that
Speaker 3: I'm doing. So you're telling me you're following me and
Speaker 3: you hate everything that I'm doing. Are you sick? Get
Speaker 3: a life? Yeah? I mean I don't understand. I wish
Speaker 3: people could explain it to me. People tell lizz oh,
Speaker 3: she can't be fat, so she changes her diet and
Speaker 3: now she can't be skinny. So what are we really
Speaker 3: upset about?
Speaker 2: Like being left in the dust. Do you think that
Speaker 2: like even when Adele did it, people were like.
Speaker 3: She looks sick. No, no, no, they were supporting. They
Speaker 3: were supporting a way more than they were Lizzo. Everybody
Speaker 3: was everybody was not supporting. Yes, but everybody was not
Speaker 3: supporting Adele.
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna, I'm an adult stand I have my
Speaker 1: adel Russian nesting dolls. I was.
Speaker 3: I was there for the skinny Adele on the inside.
Speaker 1: Skinny Adele is in the inside, yes, but yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I agree that it's like it's a completely different thing
Speaker 1: because like the same thing happened with Rebel Wilson this
Speaker 1: past year as well, what they say about her she
Speaker 1: lost a bunch of weight, and it wasn't the same
Speaker 1: reaction as like when you know Lizzo, you know, started
Speaker 1: that conversation and started Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I think I think because people have made Lizzo
Speaker 2: an ambassador for being big, because she's like big and unapologetic.
Speaker 2: She's like, I look good. You know, this is what
Speaker 2: my body is. You got you skinny bitch is just
Speaker 2: gonna have to deal with it. Adele wasn't saying I
Speaker 2: look good.
Speaker 3: Yes, who I am? Yeah? Her big was not part
Speaker 3: of Adele's public personality. Right, big was kind of like
Speaker 3: like like Rebel was doing kind of like tugging cheek
Speaker 3: jokes about being kind of big, but she's not. She
Speaker 3: doesn't have like fat Girl anthems Lizzo does.
Speaker 2: So all of those fans, not all of them, because
Speaker 2: only the ones that are stupid foolish, Only.
Speaker 3: The foolish ones were like, well, like, how dare you?
Speaker 2: You said you should be proud to be big, now
Speaker 2: you're trying to be small honest, Like ten day a
Speaker 2: ten days smoothie diet is not gonna She's not gonna
Speaker 2: lose two hundred pounds.
Speaker 3: Truly not. Y'all have to have a seat, like please
Speaker 3: just read up on it. Like she literally said she
Speaker 3: just feels better with this like smoothie cleanse. She didn't
Speaker 3: say that she gonna stop. Like in the next series
Speaker 3: of her instant stories she had she had all these
Speaker 3: videos of food like people people are like, people are like,
Speaker 3: she's talking about a cleanse and a detox on social
Speaker 3: media and those are typically made of laxatives, which is
Speaker 3: unhealthy weight loss. So people are like, she's she's being
Speaker 3: a bad influence on people's livers and people's kidneys, and
Speaker 3: it's like wait.
Speaker 1: What I do? I think it's it's really it makes sense,
Speaker 1: but it's still bizarre the way that white people like
Speaker 1: responded to Lizzo as a celebrity. You know, like she
Speaker 1: she comes out on the scene, and she is a
Speaker 1: larger black woman, and she's singing these songs that all
Speaker 1: these skinny white women can like really get behind and
Speaker 1: dance to, and you know, while not supporting black people
Speaker 1: as much as they probably should be, you know. And
Speaker 1: so I think when they show and when they when
Speaker 1: they respond to like, hey, this isn't the Lizzo, this
Speaker 1: is like not what we want from Lizzo, it's because
Speaker 1: they've sort of like taken ownership of what they thought
Speaker 1: she was.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh honey, that is their brand. Yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 3: what that is. Take take an own Hello, it's history
Speaker 3: repeating itself. Just everybody, every black body is not yours
Speaker 3: to embrace and say, oh, that's my spirit animal, right, Oh,
Speaker 3: like that is not your conversation. When Lizzo first started
Speaker 3: to like.
Speaker 2: Pop on the scene, that was the number one thing
Speaker 2: that white people would say to.
Speaker 3: Me about her. She's my spirit.
Speaker 1: Animal, your animal? What's that exactly?
Speaker 2: And it's like you a big black woman from where's
Speaker 2: she from?
Speaker 1: I don't know, friend, But it's just it's so strange
Speaker 1: because I feel like the people that were like, hey,
Speaker 1: I like Lizzo, suddenly I'm not racist. You know. It's
Speaker 1: like sort of like that sort of thing where it's
Speaker 1: like Lizzo sort of fits into this like white narrative
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways, where I feel as though
Speaker 1: other musical artists don't black musical artists.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just very very strange and interesting to see how
Speaker 1: particularly white women respond.
Speaker 2: Also, like, if you if Lizzo stands for body positivity,
Speaker 2: her losing weight turns you into somebody who is not
Speaker 2: body positive, like your people are not being anyway whatever.
Speaker 2: But also I read that people are saying Adele didn't
Speaker 2: get this much hate because Adele didn't talk about going
Speaker 2: on a diet. She just posted some skinnier photos and
Speaker 2: didn't even invite people to have a conversation with her
Speaker 2: about what she was doing.
Speaker 3: She just need it.
Speaker 1: I also do think it's worth noting that Adele's body
Speaker 1: size is not the same, it was never the same
Speaker 1: as Lizzo's.
Speaker 3: Adele. That's the title of the episode right there. Cydey
Speaker 3: Adele was big, honey.
Speaker 4: Up.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 3: Adele Andrew Adele was big, honey. She was Adele. Adele.
Speaker 3: Has Adele and Lizzle ever met, because maybe that's what
Speaker 3: we need to see them together for scale.
Speaker 1: I still think that she was still like a healthy
Speaker 1: I don't know she.
Speaker 3: Was not healthy. Nah, they were, they were both big,
Speaker 3: but I don't know. Adele maybe was wearing spanks in
Speaker 3: them dresses. She's not in a crop top in a thong,
Speaker 3: so you can.
Speaker 1: She was in gowns at twenty one.
Speaker 2: Beautiful gowns and she stayed in like an andre Leon
Speaker 2: Talley like drapery robe thing as well.
Speaker 3: But I ain't When I say big, I'm not saying
Speaker 3: it in like a derogatory And she was just like no,
Speaker 3: she just carry her way different than Lizzo. But she
Speaker 3: was definitely not no you know, size six, size eight,
Speaker 3: she's was she? I'm sure she was in the you know, fourteen's, sixteens.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know how sizes work, but yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm looking at them now. They might not.
Speaker 2: The shape is different, but but you know, it doesn't
Speaker 2: matter whatever these women want to do with their bodies
Speaker 2: is their.
Speaker 3: Business, sure, and I ain't got nothing to do with it.
Speaker 3: That ain't got nothing to do with me because that's
Speaker 3: not my business. But whatever. You know, at the end of.
Speaker 2: The day, they can afford to hire people to help
Speaker 2: them with their diets or their cleanses or whatever.
Speaker 3: So like, you know, what they do shouldn't have anything
Speaker 3: to do with you. They're doing it the right way.
Speaker 3: So for people to be like it's laxatives and blah
Speaker 3: blah blah whatever, they both won't have abs by the spring.
Speaker 3: So yeah, let them let them be great. Speaking of greatness,
Speaker 3: let's get back and get on back down to uh eason,
Speaker 3: down back to the holiday road. Marie, Wow, Sydney, you're
Speaker 3: really uh you really made it through that transition right there.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 3: I was struggling, but you know, Jehovah got me through.
Speaker 3: It was like, don't speak on it, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I want to push through. King Gifts, what did you
Speaker 3: all give this year? Did people have enough money for gifts?
Speaker 3: What we're doing?
Speaker 2: I don't know gifts, Like, honestly, the last thing I
Speaker 2: thought about this year was gifts. I thought about getting
Speaker 2: a Christmas tree this year, which I never do, and
Speaker 2: even went down to the place to look at Christmas
Speaker 2: trees and then was like, ah, it's too much money
Speaker 2: the trees did How much were the trees?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: I wanted to get like a little baby tree, which
Speaker 2: would have been like, I don't know, like three feet tall.
Speaker 3: It was going to be forty five dollars.
Speaker 2: And I was like, none of the plants that are
Speaker 2: alive in my apartment, I've never paid forty five dollars
Speaker 2: for any of them and they live here.
Speaker 1: So and you got to decorate it and everything. It's
Speaker 1: just it's the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Then when the after the holiday is over, I got
Speaker 3: to bring it down the stairs and I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: picking pine needles out of my coochie hairs, like those needles,
Speaker 3: those little pine needles get everywhere. So yeah, I think
Speaker 3: I'm gonna buy a fake tree.
Speaker 2: But see, that was the thing. The thing about the
Speaker 2: trees that I like is the smell. So the fake
Speaker 2: ones don't smell like anything. So that was one of
Speaker 2: the reasons why I said no to a fake tree.
Speaker 2: But also every time I move, I gotta move with
Speaker 2: this fake tree. I gotta store it new. Yeah that too,
Speaker 2: it's hard.
Speaker 3: It's hard. To do it. But you know we out here,
Speaker 3: We are out here for space. You have more space
Speaker 3: than me, Sydney. You could get one. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get one because I mean, obviously it's coming out on Christmas,
Speaker 3: but I'm gonna get a I gotta go get a
Speaker 3: tree this week because my girlfriend's coming and I wanted
Speaker 3: to be a little holiday ish in here. So ho
Speaker 3: ho holes in this house. Yeah, Becker Roney in a
Speaker 3: pot for Christmas. Okay, yes, my baby. I love this
Speaker 3: for you, friend. I love getting some Christmas couch for
Speaker 3: the holidays. I am. I am getting it. But also
Speaker 3: I just want to see her anyway, so it doesn't
Speaker 3: it's not all about the sex. But I went to
Speaker 3: Savage fenty and when I tell you maybe go, when
Speaker 3: I got a little outfit, whoa, I was like, damn, Sitney,
Speaker 3: you are hot.
Speaker 2: You do not love how you tried to deflect when
Speaker 2: I talked about sex and jumped right into Savage fenty.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The hilarity, it's comedy, friend.
Speaker 1: The transitions, Sydney, these are beautiful to that.
Speaker 3: This is who I am. Beautiful transition, This is who
Speaker 3: I am. Don't be mad, Sis on the line.
Speaker 1: You're fully. Also, where are you? Why is only your eye?
Speaker 3: I'm laying on my couch. I'm laying down. Get you
Speaker 3: a podcast host who could do both, you know? Okay,
Speaker 3: so tell us describe to us what this savage fenty
Speaker 3: lingerie looks like. The whole ass is out, Honey, Where
Speaker 3: would you wear something like this? What character would wear
Speaker 3: this in a movie? Mmm? Kind of like in the
Speaker 3: movie Boomerang when uh, what's her name? I forgot her name?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 3: Wow, I'm so old. Yeah, you said Boomerang and I
Speaker 3: was like that half of the people listening don't even
Speaker 3: know what that is. I'm going to lie. I know
Speaker 3: that's a lie. Don't you do that? They know? Andrew,
Speaker 3: do you know what Boomerang is? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, Robin Givens, Andrew don't even know who that is. Also,
Speaker 2: he does not Sydney. Look, he said, Robin Givens, I.
Speaker 3: Know who she was. She said, that's with I just
Speaker 3: have a bad brain. Stop it. Don't do that. Also,
Speaker 3: I saw Boomerang for the first time this year, in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty. So that's why I'm when I say half
Speaker 3: the people listening don't know what that movie is, it's
Speaker 3: because I just learned what that movie? Marie. You claim
Speaker 3: that you never watched TV, so that's why you don't
Speaker 3: know a lot of these movies.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that doesn't that don't take away from the
Speaker 2: fact that I didn't whatever anyway, So who.
Speaker 3: Would wear this lingerie in a movie? Sidney? Can you
Speaker 3: pick another movie that more people know or no? Just
Speaker 3: know that it's on a Savage fenty site and the
Speaker 3: hose is out and they wearing them and it's in
Speaker 3: my bedroom now too gorgeous. And because I'm a VIP member,
Speaker 3: I didn't have to pay. I only paid like two dollars.
Speaker 3: That was the difference, right, But how much do you
Speaker 3: have to pay for Savage fenty to be a VIP
Speaker 3: per month? I think like forty dollars. So you paid
Speaker 3: forty two dollars for this laungerie as whatever for the set, yeah,
Speaker 3: which is it's a lot of money? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: okay they got two for twenty nine dollars bras fifty
Speaker 3: percent off site wide free shipping.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing lingerie for nobody no more. Okay, Damn, Marie, dude,
Speaker 2: there are there straight men listening to this. Do y'all
Speaker 2: care about lingerie? Because it's been my experience that you
Speaker 2: wear this nice stuff and then they just want to
Speaker 2: take it off your body, and it's.
Speaker 3: Like, can we leave it on? I spent forty two
Speaker 3: dollars on it, and it's like as a lesbian, they
Speaker 3: don't care either. They don't care, like maybe I get
Speaker 3: to keep it on tops four minutes tops. And that's
Speaker 3: why I'm starting to get stuff that's like crotchless and
Speaker 3: assless and it's like no, no, no, no, no, babe. It's
Speaker 3: got the area where you can just insert it and
Speaker 3: nothing's there, and then everything else I could keep on.
Speaker 1: Wait, Sydney, do you appreciate lingree on your fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I'm like, yeah, my buddy, look good. Damn I
Speaker 3: ass fat No, I don't. I don't think. Oh, come on,
Speaker 3: damn the pussy lips the title, that's the title. That's
Speaker 3: the title, damn lips. Wait. But I don't think that's
Speaker 3: the question that Angie was asking you.
Speaker 1: No, that I was just asking because like you're saying
Speaker 1: that lesbians don't care, and you are a lesbian, and
Speaker 1: so I was just.
Speaker 3: Asking, right, But that's not what that's not what my
Speaker 3: baby wears. So okay, yeah, she's she's pulling up in
Speaker 3: a white tea wife beater and what's the bottoms look like? Though?
Speaker 3: What bottoms are she wearing?
Speaker 1: Just just you know, just.
Speaker 3: Some Jill boxers, some Sean John's, some baby fat briefs. Okay, interesting,
Speaker 3: mm hmm, okay, yeah, I just it. It feels good
Speaker 3: to have it on. Yeah, for for you mentally, but
Speaker 3: like especially if like you're if it's like a late
Speaker 3: night thing and you're like, ooh, I'm going to pick
Speaker 3: you up or I'm sending you a car, and it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: let me get in a shower and then put my
Speaker 3: lingerie on. You have on for all of twelve minutes
Speaker 3: or however long the uber ride last, and then you
Speaker 3: get there and it's like, I mean, like you didn't
Speaker 3: even really appreciate it. Can we turn on all the lights? Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can see what the ariolas are doing through the fabric. Like, honey,
Speaker 3: imagine my fan financially unstable ass buy some laparla that's
Speaker 3: like three hundred dollars for just a fucking bra. I
Speaker 3: come over and you're like, oh okay, and they ready
Speaker 3: to go, and it's like, no, we get this rawn
Speaker 3: for the week, bitch, this is not I'm not taking
Speaker 3: this off. I die in this raw now. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I feel like when it comes to La Pearla
Speaker 2: or Agent Provocateur or any of these like expensive designer
Speaker 2: like labels, that's lingerie that somebody buys for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't buy it for yourself. I'm buying there's
Speaker 3: some girls that buy it for themselves. Sure, and those
Speaker 3: girls are named Rihanna or whatever.
Speaker 2: But like, I just think that if you want me
Speaker 2: in La Perla, then you are buying me Laperla.
Speaker 3: You are calling ahead to the store and saying, uh.
Speaker 2: You know, it's an attractive black goddess is coming in
Speaker 2: now in two minutes, you know, make sure she gets
Speaker 2: everything that she wants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's how That's how I'm buying that. I'm
Speaker 3: not going on the website to get that. Got to
Speaker 3: go in the store. I want the champagne, I want
Speaker 3: the spot water. I want you want the experience, Yes,
Speaker 3: I want the pretty woman moment you work on commission.
Speaker 3: I want that, yeah you know, yeah, but those prices
Speaker 3: are a highway robbery and I'm sorry, no sexual experience
Speaker 3: that I'm going to have in the future would permit
Speaker 3: me to want to spend just five hundred dollars on
Speaker 3: a set. I'm sorry, I'm just no, twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Even when I become a millionaire, my millionaire ass pussy
Speaker 3: is gonna be in some you know, three for thirties.
Speaker 2: That's just hawf that my millionaire pussy will be in
Speaker 2: twenty five hundred dollars. Coach Crotch list Lapelas think think
Speaker 2: y'ao good.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, I'm trying.
Speaker 2: I'm just i just went on the Lapelo website. I'm
Speaker 2: trying to see, like what they're talking about. Well, let's
Speaker 2: they have they're having a sale. If anybody's notested forty
Speaker 2: percent off of a bra, that's two hundred and eighty
Speaker 2: dollars dumb dum. And it's the most basic of black
Speaker 2: Let me see on wired bras.
Speaker 3: Let me see.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to send this to you, Sidney,
Speaker 2: but it's a black lever's lace push up bra.
Speaker 3: Okay, borring giving, it's giving asos, it's giving asos. Okay.
Speaker 2: Uh So, Sidney, when you are a millionaire, you are skipping.
Speaker 3: That's not true, Sidney. I don't I don't believe you.
Speaker 2: Right, nobody nobody listening believes that you're not gonna spend
Speaker 2: your money on expensive things to put on your body.
Speaker 3: Expensive things, but not where I don't care. Okay, that's real.
Speaker 3: So rainbow for life. I stand by me some rainbow panties,
Speaker 3: I mean, and I've had some rainbow panties that are
Speaker 3: still with me, and I've had them for four years.
Speaker 3: So well, how long is underwear supposed to last? Because
Speaker 3: my last for a long time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Andrew, oldest pair of underwear that you own is
Speaker 2: from when how.
Speaker 1: Many I would say, twenty sixteen?
Speaker 3: Work twenty sixteen?
Speaker 2: That's for you, Honestly, I don't think so like still,
Speaker 2: I still had underwear I'm not gonna lie from when
Speaker 2: I was in college, so which was honestly not that
Speaker 2: long ago.
Speaker 1: And you watched them after every time, at least I do.
Speaker 1: I watch them after every time.
Speaker 2: You know, are you hand washing in the sink and
Speaker 2: then draping them in the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I'm not doing all that. But
Speaker 1: they are fresh and clean, I can guarantee.
Speaker 2: Speaking of fresh and clean, Sasha oh bom okay, Sasha
Speaker 2: Obama body, She's there's photos of her on Instagram floating around.
Speaker 2: There's videos of her doing TikTok with her secret service,
Speaker 2: uh bodyguards, and.
Speaker 3: Uh you know is there's a controversy. People are like,
Speaker 3: she looks like a whore or whatever the hell they're
Speaker 3: calling her. But she's young and she has a flat stomach,
Speaker 3: So what's the problem. What's the problem. She's living her life.
Speaker 3: She's a young and she's a young gal. Just because
Speaker 3: you know, her dad is Obama and her mom is Michelle,
Speaker 3: doesn't mean she can't do what she do does with
Speaker 3: any young girl who has cloud does well.
Speaker 1: They didn't like care about it from the like the beginning.
Speaker 1: I mean there were children at the beginning, but like octually,
Speaker 1: like the Trump children were like very onboard with every
Speaker 1: single aspect, whereas like the Obama girls, they were just
Speaker 1: like I think they just wanted a normal life the
Speaker 1: entire time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's nineteen y years old. That's like peak, you know,
Speaker 3: sot it up thet the thistle, that's what we do.
Speaker 3: Your thought. The thistle goes on when you're nineteen, when
Speaker 3: you're nineteen, that's what you're trying to show. Side bull.
Speaker 2: When I was nineteen, I was wearing shirts as dresses.
Speaker 2: I would just pull them down dead.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 3: I was up in wet seal. I was like, ah,
Speaker 3: I look like a broad T shirt dressed. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Yo.
Speaker 3: I used to go to Charlotte Ruse and I would
Speaker 3: buy those shoes that hurt your feet and you're like, well,
Speaker 3: this is gonna look hot tonight, and yeah it's like no.
Speaker 3: The shoes that you would go out once and then
Speaker 3: the heel would break down and it's the metal part tapping.
Speaker 3: I love that. Yeah. Yo. When I was in college,
Speaker 3: I got these like yellow peep toe wedge shoes. Oh
Speaker 3: they're so ugly. Were their patent leather too? The shoes
Speaker 3: the yellow was patent leather, but it was like quilted.
Speaker 2: And then like I know what shoe you're talking And
Speaker 2: then the wedge was a plexiglass.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes. I was like, oh, I bet you couldn't
Speaker 3: tell them host nothing. You were like, I want all
Speaker 3: my drinks, red girl, all my drinks, read all my
Speaker 3: biggers black. I said, you got strawberry Zachary's back there.
Speaker 3: I thought I am Redda Sours. I thought I was
Speaker 3: Elton Elizabeth John. It was like give me extra Marchiano cherries.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, No, I never really liked Amaretta sours, but
Speaker 2: my my best oh you classy okay her?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah. I would eat the cherries though. My
Speaker 3: my friend in school used to love those. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get an almeretda sour. What do you want, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get two. I'm Retta sours. And it was like those
Speaker 3: are the drinks that the girls when you when you
Speaker 3: go to the club and it was like free before eleven.
Speaker 3: They would love Amaretta sours, Amereta sours or Long Island
Speaker 3: I sees yo long icya used to be my shit. Yo.
Speaker 3: All you would need is Twoto's if you have more
Speaker 3: than two, like obviously you were an alcoholic and you
Speaker 3: have problems, thank you so much, or you're a bartender.
Speaker 2: That was the first drink I learned how to make
Speaker 2: mix was a Long Island iced tea, and I.
Speaker 3: Would get everything. It's every you put everything in there,
Speaker 3: I know, and it was like splash coke.
Speaker 2: Either how to make Hawaiian Long Island iced teas or no,
Speaker 2: they're called Hawaiian iced teas because they're blue and there's
Speaker 2: like Tokyo iced teas. They have madorian them, so they're
Speaker 2: green and there's another one. It's like a New Jersey
Speaker 2: iced tea or something like that. So it had like
Speaker 2: a little bit of garbage in it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I would make these drinks and I would
Speaker 3: drink them behind the bar, and then I would not
Speaker 3: put the money in the register, and I will put
Speaker 3: it in my tip jar. And it was like, let's
Speaker 3: go thief, motherfucking Peter Pan at the bars, bitch, I
Speaker 3: love you. Steal from the poor, give to the poor. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's my my robbing Robin with like three whys Robin
Speaker 3: Given's hood. Actually I love that best. But do you
Speaker 3: remember the club?
Speaker 2: Do you remember that used to be the thing that
Speaker 2: you wanted to do on the weekends with your friends.
Speaker 3: Honey, you couldn't tell me anything. I was like, yo,
Speaker 3: I know everybody at the door. I know I know
Speaker 3: the bartender, the security guards. I would go in, walk in,
Speaker 3: feel like I was a celebrity. Everybody knew me at
Speaker 3: the table. But I was like, that's because we just
Speaker 3: we'd be at this table every fucking weekend and there
Speaker 3: would be somebody new at the table. Was like, uh,
Speaker 3: she won't last for next week, Like she's gonna show
Speaker 3: her ass and throw up and then look like a
Speaker 3: fool and we won't see her for the rest of
Speaker 3: the summer. Like ah, the music whenever they are like
Speaker 3: Batman Scoop Cook Clan, Batman Scoop Cook Clan. What used
Speaker 3: to be your favorite place to What used to be
Speaker 3: your favorite place to go? Club and friend m It
Speaker 3: was this club called Stereo. Oh where was that? It
Speaker 3: was in not me packing, but Chelsea was in Chelsea
Speaker 3: and it was like, we're all Those were like guest
Speaker 3: House and Marquee and uh not Greenhouse. Greenhouse was like
Speaker 3: financial District. But yeah, I used to go to O Girl. Listen.
Speaker 3: They knew me, they knew me, and I would when
Speaker 3: I would have like a vodka cranberry. I knew the
Speaker 3: vodka was like rubbing alcohol, but I didn't give a damn.
Speaker 3: I was squeezed three lemons, three limes and that shit.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's better now, it's good. A splash
Speaker 3: of cram, you know, for the color, thank you? No, no, no,
Speaker 3: I wanted I wanted mine to look red, red, red
Speaker 3: red red. Oh, yeah, extra red. But I would pour
Speaker 3: a lot. I would pour like equal parts of vodka
Speaker 3: with cranberry. Oh it's fifty fifty half and half. Yeah, yeah, damn.
Speaker 3: And remember when did he made that song last night?
Speaker 3: I didn't even need a Nansa with Keisha Kall Kisha Cole.
Speaker 3: When that song came on, I was already flipping fucking drunk.
Speaker 3: My bangs were flipped over. I was sweating so hard.
Speaker 2: I think the last time I heard that song in
Speaker 2: a club is the last time I ever had a
Speaker 2: red bull.
Speaker 3: I had a red bull and a red bull and
Speaker 3: something round. It was like we would mix. It was
Speaker 3: like a red bull and I don't know, a crown.
Speaker 3: It was like a run and rail. It was like
Speaker 3: a run and red bull or something like that, a
Speaker 3: whiskey red bull. It was something nasty, yuck, but that
Speaker 3: is I remember. I was like, I used to like
Speaker 3: to go to these clubs and like like get up
Speaker 3: on stage or like speaker or stand on the couch
Speaker 3: and get go see me dance. Oh they can't see
Speaker 3: this outfit. This this is all that I paid thirteen
Speaker 3: dollars for. In the outfit, you'd of light hit it
Speaker 3: see through. They can see the hole. They can see
Speaker 3: a hole in the front of my fucking crotch, because
Speaker 3: you know, I was wearing raggedy panties. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: you couldn't tell me this shit, yo. I was having
Speaker 3: so much fun. Yo. The outfice would legit be sheer
Speaker 3: as soon as a flash went off. It was like,
Speaker 3: oh that I'll finish cheap when it's hit. When it's
Speaker 3: hit in the club. When I heard this part last night,
Speaker 3: didn't even get an answer, Yo. When I heard that,
Speaker 3: we would screaming. My friend would be across on the
Speaker 3: other way of the club and I'd be on like
Speaker 3: one banquet and I'm screaming last night and she's screaming.
Speaker 3: I can't even get and that's out. We were just
Speaker 3: screaming at the top of our lungs and there would
Speaker 3: be four o'clock. It came out in two thousand and six. Way, yes, way, yes, No.
Speaker 3: I thought I was friends with everybody, Like every time
Speaker 3: I would go to the club and I was swear
Speaker 3: that these people were I ride her eyes and then
Speaker 3: I wouldn't speak to them. I wouldn't speak to them
Speaker 3: in like during the week, and I would only speak
Speaker 3: to them like well sometimes during the week because like
Speaker 3: the real New Yorkers will only go out. Sorry, the
Speaker 3: real New Yorkers were only going out on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Speaker 3: Saturday was for Bridge and Tunnel and like amateur nights
Speaker 3: Bridge and Tunnel did. But Thursday nights it was college night.
Speaker 2: Yes, so also that that's when the college kids because
Speaker 2: nobody was going to school on Friday. But yeah, she said,
Speaker 2: Bridge and Tunnel. It used to be one of my
Speaker 2: favorite hobbies to like watch people struggling, to like walk
Speaker 2: in and out of Penn Station and like drunk people
Speaker 2: from like you know, Long Island and New Jersey, like
Speaker 2: holding their shoes.
Speaker 3: In their hands and walking down the street with no
Speaker 3: their foot Oh my god, say listen, I'll say one thing.
Speaker 2: No matter how cheap my shoes were in the past,
Speaker 2: I never ver walked barefoot through the streets of New
Speaker 2: York City.
Speaker 3: That's never that. I don't let me tell you. I
Speaker 3: have done all the coke, all the kenemine, all the molly,
Speaker 3: I've done all of that, and you will never catch
Speaker 3: my bare feet on the ground of these streets. Never. No, never.
Speaker 3: And in the club either. Not in the club, I
Speaker 3: would sit down somewhere, take my shoes off, put my
Speaker 3: feet on top of my shoes. But I was not
Speaker 3: not my feet put your feeling out like somebody's auntie es.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's nasty. Andrew, you've seen these
Speaker 2: people before, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Remember, like they I think that it's sort of like
Speaker 1: transferred over because I was in high school and like
Speaker 1: they took off their shoes as like as soon as
Speaker 1: they got into like the gymnasium at homecoming, I'm like,
Speaker 1: why are you doing this?
Speaker 2: Because they've been dancing around and pregaming in their shoes
Speaker 2: four hours. Yeah, and by the time they get to
Speaker 2: the dance, it's like, my feet already hurt.
Speaker 3: It's like, baby, you didn't, yeah, because they were wearing them.
Speaker 3: Steve Madden's some hard ass shoes. Steve Madden. The fabric
Speaker 3: just is straight brick like there's not there's no there's
Speaker 3: no fucking given that shoe. No sis, the Steve Maddens,
Speaker 3: the Jessica Simpsons, you know, you will have bunions everything.
Speaker 3: Jessica Simpsons were later on, but it was like either
Speaker 3: Steve Madden or if we really really like pressed for
Speaker 3: some shoes, we go to nine West and you're like,
Speaker 3: I don't know if she's nine. Yeah, sometimes we go
Speaker 3: to nine West, nine West. I'll do al dough is
Speaker 3: like in between Steve Madden and I Lois.
Speaker 2: For me, it was I was going to Steve Madden,
Speaker 2: I was getting some Jessica Simpsons.
Speaker 3: Or we were going to bb because we were like, okay,
Speaker 3: well we all a little bit of money to spend
Speaker 3: on some nice show. Phoebe was overprized. I know it was,
Speaker 3: but that didn't make too much money. That didn't stop
Speaker 3: us from being like, oh, this is gonna sail for
Speaker 3: sixty or whatever the hell. Yeah, but cheap shoes. Cheap
Speaker 3: shoes was a way of life. Yeah, cheap shoes pairs
Speaker 3: well with a really strong drink, because like, if you
Speaker 3: real fucked up, your feet hurt, but you won't know
Speaker 3: until oh did the lights come on? Or oh shit,
Speaker 3: it's time to leave. Like that's when my feet were
Speaker 3: really pumping.
Speaker 1: Nah.
Speaker 3: I had a falseating.
Speaker 2: I had a friend. The drunker she got, the better
Speaker 2: she walked in heels, and the better she danced in them,
Speaker 2: and it was like, Okay, well, Alex is drunk, So
Speaker 2: I guess this is what we're doing today, is you know,
Speaker 2: swinging from the rafters of this club.
Speaker 3: I loved when it was to let out, you get
Speaker 3: out the club and you're like, yo, who taking us
Speaker 3: to breakfast? Yes? Who are we getting fucking eggs with?
Speaker 3: And it's like, oh, I was so broke. We had
Speaker 3: no fucking money. When we used to go to the club.
Speaker 3: I would I would leave the house and maybe have
Speaker 3: forty dollars maybe possibly. I would pray and hope. I
Speaker 3: was like, hope we're going to breakfast, and hope dropping
Speaker 3: us off too.
Speaker 2: We don't know nothing. There was nothing better than a
Speaker 2: ride to your house. They would have an escalade.
Speaker 3: They would have when they escalate, Oh, these are drug
Speaker 3: dealers or rappers. I felt so cool. Girl. He got
Speaker 3: a car. He said he's gonna take us the cafeteria.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we were going to cafeteria. We would
Speaker 3: be so toe up. And every time I would go there,
Speaker 3: I would ask for those like the mac and cheese. No,
Speaker 3: the mac and cheese was trash, but I was so
Speaker 3: drunk that I couldn't tell the difference.
Speaker 1: It is good, don't do that.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a new chef in there. It was bad
Speaker 3: when I was there.
Speaker 2: I feel like when I the last time I went
Speaker 2: to cafeteria, however many years.
Speaker 3: Ago, that was. I remember the mac in my mind.
Speaker 3: I remember it being good.
Speaker 1: It's good, and they offer like a few different like variations.
Speaker 1: I think they'd be like Guda and bacon, which I
Speaker 1: always go for. It's so good.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what. I have Guda here and I
Speaker 3: bought bacon for the first time in like ten years.
Speaker 1: It's so good, yo.
Speaker 3: But also, you know the depressing part of like the
Speaker 3: letout and like going to dinner with like going to
Speaker 3: get food after the club, Like I just was never
Speaker 3: really that girl that people were like, we're gonna get
Speaker 3: her breakfast, Like I would get breakfast because my friend
Speaker 3: was the one that the dude wanted. But I always
Speaker 3: was like the friend, Like I wasn't the one they
Speaker 3: was trying to bag, and so I couldn't order too much.
Speaker 3: Like I would see people like layering up stuff and
Speaker 3: I was like, I guess either I'm gonna get this
Speaker 3: appetizer or I'm gonna get this entree, but I cannot
Speaker 3: get both. People were doing juices with apps. Can we
Speaker 3: do this for the table?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No?
Speaker 2: I yeah, I'm with you there since I was also
Speaker 2: the friend that would be there with my friends, and
Speaker 2: it was like I was but I was like the
Speaker 2: loudest one.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so and I was the one
Speaker 3: that was like cracking the most jokes. So they are,
Speaker 3: oh she your girls crazy? Yeah, how old is she?
Speaker 2: And for whatever reason, I've always looked a lot younger
Speaker 2: than my friends because my jeans are very good. But
Speaker 2: like I'm saying, like my friends had like big booze
Speaker 2: and big butts, and I was like, I have nothing, girl.
Speaker 3: I'm bringing shoulders to the table, all shoulders and sas.
Speaker 3: And it was like, okay, well you can sit with us,
Speaker 3: but don't talk too loud. Yeah. I would always go
Speaker 3: and I would make fun of the person who was
Speaker 3: paying it. Just I just had no etiquette, like you girl,
Speaker 3: you the plus one, like you need to stay in
Speaker 3: a plus one lane. But I was always like, I'm
Speaker 3: actually the bouncer of this. So y'all gonna figure it out,
Speaker 3: But yeah I will.
Speaker 2: I will never forget the time that because we never club,
Speaker 2: we never partied together, no at any fortunes. Because I
Speaker 2: met Sydney, you know, at the end of you know
Speaker 2: her her journey an error, right, Honestly, Sidney, I think
Speaker 2: that I think that we would have been friends better
Speaker 2: in the day.
Speaker 3: But I don't think we would still be friends. Now
Speaker 3: if that was the case, Oh no, girl, you would
Speaker 3: hate me. You would be you would be like, she
Speaker 3: is so fun, but she we're gonna get killed together.
Speaker 3: She's gonna get me killed. You would you would turn
Speaker 3: into a Jehovah witness hanging out with me. I was
Speaker 3: doing some dare devilish things. Oh I would just leave you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I wouldn't turn into a Jehovah's witness. I
Speaker 3: would just leave. I'd be like, yeah, and my mom
Speaker 3: would be like, what happened to Sydney. I'd be like,
Speaker 3: who is she? Like Sydney? You should probably add her
Speaker 3: to your prayer requests.
Speaker 2: Listen, prayer list. But I do remember there was a time,
Speaker 2: it was a couple of years ago. We were hanging
Speaker 2: out at a Crown Royal event.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, bitch, I do remember that.
Speaker 2: And there was a guy there that was stock Grass
Speaker 2: with Sydney, in love with Sydney, and she was like,
Speaker 2: he's taking us to get food, He's taking us to.
Speaker 3: Breakfast, and uh we went to the Waverley in or wait,
Speaker 3: no Waverley and uh yo, that was we have been
Speaker 3: I think I had been to that diner before, but
Speaker 3: I had never had waffles there. When I tell you,
Speaker 3: the waffles was the best thing that we ever had
Speaker 3: in our fucking mouth. It was like it was crispy
Speaker 3: and it melted at the same time, but.
Speaker 2: Like also like the butter there is like different and
Speaker 2: the syrup hit it nicely. It was like warmed up
Speaker 2: and I had some whim cream on it.
Speaker 3: We ordered. We ordered eggs to bacon, we had, we
Speaker 3: had the works. We was doing it up. I don't
Speaker 3: even know if that guy ate, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: That wasn't our issue. We had nothing to do with us.
Speaker 3: We were like, we're both gonna get waffles and we're
Speaker 3: gonna share eggs, and he was like okay. And then
Speaker 3: after and then Marie's taking pictures of me. She's good.
Speaker 3: She's like, look at my dumb ass friend and putting
Speaker 3: her life one. I'm like, Sidney, put your face on
Speaker 3: your head, on his shoulder, act like you like him. Whatever.
Speaker 3: I did that for us. I still have pictures of
Speaker 3: the pictures of you guys on my phone. And then
Speaker 3: he took and then he like, well let it, I will.
Speaker 3: You know, we could share a cab or whatever to
Speaker 3: Brooklyn and I said sure, But then he got out
Speaker 3: when it was time to drop me off, and I
Speaker 3: was like, what are you doing? He's like, well, can
Speaker 3: I go upstairs and use the bathroom? And I was
Speaker 3: like no. I was like, you need to get back
Speaker 3: in the Uber and he had already closed out the
Speaker 3: uber and everything. I was like, you cannot come upstairs.
Speaker 3: And he tried to come upstairs and I said absolutely not.
Speaker 3: You better call you a lift or move or whoever
Speaker 3: you need to call him, call tyrone. You are not
Speaker 3: coming upstairs full on lesbian, just like I will pretend
Speaker 3: to be straight for some eggs and waffles for my friend. Well,
Speaker 3: I mean it was for yous, for me, it was
Speaker 3: for us, it was for an unburned child together. I
Speaker 3: can't wait till we can go outside and dine on
Speaker 3: somebody else's card together. From I ment letting people pay
Speaker 3: for our food. Yeah, he said hear whatever y'all want.
Speaker 3: I was like, ah, that was music to our dusty ears. Yo.
Speaker 3: I love get whatever you want? I mean because sad,
Speaker 3: because what's making you said?
Speaker 1: Because like I am like I feel as that How
Speaker 1: old were you when you did this? Oh?
Speaker 3: That was like two years ago.
Speaker 1: Okay, I feel as though I feel as though I'm
Speaker 1: like missing out, like peak, like time to be doing
Speaker 1: these things right now, you.
Speaker 3: Are missing out. I mean I am also missing out
Speaker 3: on these things.
Speaker 1: Friend, Yeah, but like I mean, you had all of
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just feel as though, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just missed out on so much. I was finally finding
Speaker 1: my place out there, and it's like I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: be just back to awkward awkwardness when everything comes back.
Speaker 3: I grew up in a beautiful time. It was so
Speaker 3: freaking fun, like when I love that for like kids.
Speaker 3: Now I'm like, y'all don't even know what fun is
Speaker 3: like people like I don't know, Like two thousand and twelve,
Speaker 3: maybe fourteen, as soon as like Instagram really started popping,
Speaker 3: people were not having fun anymore because they were too
Speaker 3: busy on their phones. Like when I was going to
Speaker 3: the club phone I wouldn't I would go in and
Speaker 3: I wouldn't check my phone until we were leaving. No
Speaker 3: that I would check my phone, right because most of
Speaker 3: the time your cell phone didn't have no service. No service,
Speaker 3: there's no I gotta go outside. There were no apps
Speaker 3: like the at best maybe MySpace, but like who's updating?
Speaker 3: Ain't MySpace in the club? Like that wasn't even happening.
Speaker 3: I didn't have data on my phone. Yeah, my shit
Speaker 3: was flipped and my mother was paying my bill to
Speaker 3: so like at any moment she was cutting that shit
Speaker 3: off because I wasn't at the house. She would cut
Speaker 3: my phone off if I wasn't in the house at
Speaker 3: a certain time. You that's hilarious. And I would get
Speaker 3: my number out and the dude would try to call
Speaker 3: in front of me and they'd be like, dude, dude,
Speaker 3: this number has been We're sorry, the number you have
Speaker 3: dialed is not in service. At this I was like, yo,
Speaker 3: Ramona was cool blooded. My parents didn't get me a
Speaker 3: cell phone. Uh until after I graduated from high school.
Speaker 3: They were like, they're like, you don't need it. And
Speaker 3: it was like, well what if something happens in school
Speaker 3: And they're like, you could use the office at the
Speaker 3: office phone and it was like all my friends have
Speaker 3: phoned and he was like, well, then you can use
Speaker 3: their phones to call us when you need us. I
Speaker 3: was using other people's phones. Sometimes I'll tell you to payphone.
Speaker 3: Oh the ghetto, sis sis. But that's when it was okay.
Speaker 3: To when I like, back in the day when I
Speaker 3: was using a payphone, it wasn't so it was it
Speaker 3: was chic. Yeah, it wasn't an issue, you know. But
Speaker 3: back in the day when you were using a payphone,
Speaker 3: was there a booth that you could go in and
Speaker 3: then you close the door behind you.
Speaker 1: No? Not in London.
Speaker 3: Why why are you what? No, they would have phone
Speaker 3: booths in New York. Good Bye, Marie.
Speaker 2: I feel like at like the train stations or something,
Speaker 2: it was like you get in and you're like anyway,
Speaker 2: Speaking of stalkers, I had to block somebody on Instagram
Speaker 2: the other day.
Speaker 3: What happened.
Speaker 2: My friend called me and was like, I'm having a
Speaker 2: conversation with this guy who is obsessed with you and
Speaker 2: he is definitely a stalker. And I feel like, you
Speaker 2: don't want to get blocked from my page.
Speaker 3: I don't block.
Speaker 2: Anybody, like I'm if I don't talk to somebody no more,
Speaker 2: or I break up with somebody or blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: I'm not blocking them because I need them to see
Speaker 2: me thriving without them on my page.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't do that blocking.
Speaker 2: Yes, So I don't believe in blocking. I believe in
Speaker 2: just thriving and existing without somebody. So the fact that
Speaker 2: I have to block you means you did something wrong.
Speaker 3: Like I'm afraid that and it's a white man.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid that I'm gonna step out of my house
Speaker 2: one day and he's just gonna be there, or you know,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be reaching for a milk and he's gonna
Speaker 2: be like you know that video you posted seventy two
Speaker 2: weeks to.
Speaker 3: Go really.
Speaker 1: Wonder. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3: You don't be creepy, you know, just being normal Sydney.
Speaker 2: Do you remember when I had that stalker that was
Speaker 2: trying to come to my comedy show and I had
Speaker 2: to like block him.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Remember that guy who like he brought you you
Speaker 3: miid a fire. He would come to our shows. He
Speaker 3: gave me like a sephur a gift card. He started
Speaker 3: getting he was by he was like on the Patreon too,
Speaker 3: and then yes, he was getting out of hand, and
Speaker 3: they took me to like get something to eat. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we got food together. I mean he made a share
Speaker 3: a burger together. So I was like, you ain't really
Speaker 3: You're nobody's type. Yeah, and then I had to block him.
Speaker 2: I said, don't ever come to my shows ever gain
Speaker 2: if you come to a show that I'm performing at,
Speaker 2: I will have you escort it out because.
Speaker 3: He was like it was too much.
Speaker 2: It was like, dude, like I don't like you, and
Speaker 2: he just it was like he was on the Patreon,
Speaker 2: he's listening to the regular episodes, he's showing up at.
Speaker 3: All the shows. He's sitting in the dark. It's like yeah.
Speaker 3: Then I was like, well, now I'm back to being
Speaker 3: just a friend. Like, why niggas stalking me? Sydney. You
Speaker 3: could have all of these beige stalkers that I have had.
Speaker 2: Let the record show that all the people that had
Speaker 2: to be blocked from my live shows are white men.
Speaker 3: So that is true. That's not to say that black
Speaker 3: men don't stalk, but they don't stalk me. Knock on
Speaker 3: wood or maybe let's not knock on wood, New Year
Speaker 3: knew me. Okay, they can't stock you if you're in
Speaker 3: the house, friend, that's not true.
Speaker 1: No. You you do those videos of like the Street,
Speaker 1: so like I like outside of your apartment, So I
Speaker 1: feel as though they could deduct They can't.
Speaker 3: You've never seen a landmark in the background of one
Speaker 3: of my videos.
Speaker 1: I've seen like you're like the steps going up to
Speaker 1: your building the street.
Speaker 3: You haven't.
Speaker 2: There's no steps leading up to my buildings. That's how
Speaker 2: I know you haven't.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't post, No, I don't post things where
Speaker 3: you know where I lived. You might know what neighborhood
Speaker 3: I'm walking through.
Speaker 1: When you when you moved into the apartment that you're
Speaker 1: in now, didn't you post like a video of like
Speaker 1: all the boxes coming in and they dropped him?
Speaker 3: Remember this that was my old building?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, yeah, I was leaving.
Speaker 3: I said, if you if you can find this on
Speaker 3: Google Images, then you no. No, friend.
Speaker 2: I love that you're looking out for me, but I am.
Speaker 2: That's something that I'm hyper aware of when I'm posting.
Speaker 3: Is like like I was at the this place, like
Speaker 3: looking at plants, and somebody was like, oh, I know
Speaker 3: where you are. Are you at Natty Gardens? And I
Speaker 3: was like no, I was. But people, you know, they
Speaker 3: like to look for things in the background. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean I watched this girl's closet renovation series on
Speaker 2: YouTube and I was like, I know where everything in
Speaker 2: her house is now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, people do get out of hand with
Speaker 3: showing too much. I'm like, the good thing about me
Speaker 3: is that I live so far. Ain't nobody coming over here?
Speaker 3: That part. I live very far in Brooklyn, And like
Speaker 3: by the time you try to get over here, you
Speaker 3: so tire. Halfway. You like, I'm just gonna go back.
Speaker 3: You're like, well, I'm not gonna murder her.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna smell her hair when
Speaker 2: I get there. Sometimes that's all they want is to
Speaker 2: smell your hair.
Speaker 3: Well, unfortunately this is not mine, so you're not really
Speaker 3: smelling my hair. Well, let me products go to go
Speaker 3: to Duane Read and get the trust it's the same thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is tresta may weave. Okay, Savage twenty body
Speaker 2: trust Wig. That's the episode is that's that's the title
Speaker 2: right there.
Speaker 1: That's like the sixth one tress.
Speaker 3: Some may Wig, Savage twenty body, trusting a Wig.
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, okay, I okay, let's go through them. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: you said this at the beginning. You didn't say that
Speaker 1: you want to make this the title of the episode,
Speaker 1: But I liked it, Okay. Kevin Hart ho ho hole
Speaker 1: turned the comments off. Adele is big, honey.
Speaker 3: That's the funniest one, but we cannot use that one,
Speaker 3: but that is funny. It has to be that one. No, Marie,
Speaker 3: we can't. But that is still three more. None of
Speaker 3: them are going to be funnier than Adele is big honey.
Speaker 1: You have ho ho hoes in this house. Damn these
Speaker 1: pussy lips and trust may wig.
Speaker 3: Like for me, it's trusted a wig or Adele is
Speaker 3: big honey.
Speaker 1: So that is good wig.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's like in the description, can you make sure
Speaker 3: you write in parentheses?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that could mean she's a big deal.
Speaker 3: That could mean she's a big deal. Is a big deal.
Speaker 3: And there was a couple of times that somebody had
Speaker 3: slid in my d MS and was like, you guys
Speaker 3: are kind of like fat phobic. There's a lot of
Speaker 3: things that you guys say that's problematic to your bigger audience.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, are you talking about Marie? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean nobody, Sydney. You you comment on your appearance
Speaker 3: on this podcast more than I comment on mine.
Speaker 1: So that is not what Sidney is saying.
Speaker 3: Sidney be like, I'm gorgeous, I'm I got this great body.
Speaker 3: Look at how fat my ass is?
Speaker 1: What I understood. Sidney just said. Sidney is saying that
Speaker 1: the listeners are saying that you're talking about others.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well this person, this person that's lid in
Speaker 3: Sidney's DMS to say that didn't slide in mind, So
Speaker 3: she not talking to me, talking scared of you, Marie. Okay, friend, friend, friend,
Speaker 3: who might be slightly larger than us. This is a
Speaker 3: safe space. If you think that we have said problematic
Speaker 3: things in the past about people who might be bigger
Speaker 3: than us. Well, I didn't know what I wanted to say.
Speaker 3: I was just running my lips, sliding my DMS.
Speaker 2: Too, babe, uh, because I want to know what I said.
Speaker 2: I think that for me, I don't think that I've
Speaker 2: ever said anything that's phobic on here because everything that I.
Speaker 3: Say across the board is like the same.
Speaker 2: Level of mean for everybody who looks and is a
Speaker 2: different thing. So that's why for me, I think I'm
Speaker 2: you know, they're not mad at me, they mad at you.
Speaker 3: Okay, they're mad at they're mad at you people.
Speaker 2: Because I'm consistent in my phobia, I guess across the board.
Speaker 3: Right, heard you friend? Okay, Well, I love that for us.
Speaker 3: Before we go so Marie, you didn't get any gifts.
Speaker 3: We're doing we're doing a secret Sanna in the crew
Speaker 3: and uh, you know the crew, the four before the
Speaker 3: four Reindeers. It just it kept feeling like every day
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I should order something, and then
Speaker 3: I was like, well, I'm gonna just look and then
Speaker 3: it was like, hmmm, I guess I'll do it tomorrow.
Speaker 3: And then I'm looking at because most websites, if they're good,
Speaker 3: they'll be like will arrive before Christmas, will arrive after Christmas.
Speaker 2: So you know, I waited so long that most of
Speaker 2: the things now are like it'll get there on February third.
Speaker 2: And so you know, I don't know what my secret
Speaker 2: Sanna is gonna get, but she's she might get a
Speaker 2: hug from me.
Speaker 3: Sis that what makes me believe that I am your person?
Speaker 3: That I think that makes me feel like that was
Speaker 3: me that I shot you. Why that's the stunt that
Speaker 3: you would pull with me? Why do you think that
Speaker 3: because you think I want to hug you? No, No,
Speaker 3: I just think that you would wait till the last
Speaker 3: minute to get me something.
Speaker 2: No, it's not about who my person is. It's just
Speaker 2: that this is like Sidney.
Speaker 3: This just the season. The whole year has felt like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it later.
Speaker 2: If I could sum up twenty twenty in one sentence,
Speaker 2: it would be I'm gonna do it later, and.
Speaker 3: Then it's me not doing it.
Speaker 2: So I guess I'm gonna wrap up this PlayStation three
Speaker 2: for my Secret Santah because they gonna get something that
Speaker 2: is in my house already.
Speaker 3: Crazy Sidney, you did all of your Christmas shopping and
Speaker 3: it's done. No, I have my girlfriend. I already got
Speaker 3: my Secret Santa. I got their gift like days ago.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what you get I'm not telling you. Oh
Speaker 3: do you have me? No? But I always I always
Speaker 3: get Marie. I always get Marie during the Secret Sanna.
Speaker 3: And it's just not fair. It is true, not fair.
Speaker 3: You walk into Marie's house, who got a SID gift?
Speaker 3: A SID gift? A Sometimes sometimes I get Marie an
Speaker 3: extra gift because I was like, here's the Secret Senna
Speaker 3: gift and then this is our friendship Sydney.
Speaker 2: Also, yes, but I think sometimes you get me two
Speaker 2: gears because you hashtag never forget those gloves that you
Speaker 2: got me.
Speaker 3: Oh bitch, we gotta let them gloves go Marie, we
Speaker 3: got we have got to move on sis, and I
Speaker 3: have redeemed myself.
Speaker 1: I remember the gloves. What are the gloves?
Speaker 3: Damn it, you don't remember the gloves. I've redeemed myself, Marie,
Speaker 3: don't do that.
Speaker 1: Wait what happened with it? When was the gloves? What
Speaker 1: happened there?
Speaker 2: I thought that this was something that you knew about,
Speaker 2: which is why I asked you if you knew about it.
Speaker 2: Sidney got me some gloves as a secret Sanda gift.
Speaker 2: But yes, Cinny, you'd have redeemed yourself. But the listeners
Speaker 2: know what gloves we talking about.
Speaker 3: Girl, listen. I went to Kmart and got her some O. J.
Speaker 3: Simpson gloves that were just too big, the leather was
Speaker 3: too cheap. And then we were in the circle of
Speaker 3: our Secret Sanna and it was it was this time.
Speaker 3: It was with beige people. It wasn't with Carolena and.
Speaker 2: White people's secret Sanna is different than black people's secrets.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they're going over budget and they judging. And
Speaker 3: Marie I did it and her face just completely changed.
Speaker 2: Like Sydney got me these gloves from Kmart on the
Speaker 2: way to the Secret Sanna gift.
Speaker 3: Exchange.
Speaker 2: Okay, she stopped picked them up and then came to
Speaker 2: my house, I mean came to the house and was like,
Speaker 2: the receipt was in the bag.
Speaker 3: Still I feel like, yeah.
Speaker 1: And how if you had to guess how much of
Speaker 1: their price that what would you say?
Speaker 3: Eight ninety nine Yeah, eight ninety nine. But it was
Speaker 3: like slashed half priced everything.
Speaker 1: She had a club member discount.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking lying the shop lifted these O. J. Simpson
Speaker 3: gloves and then she was like, then I ordered her
Speaker 3: two pairs of gloves after that that were six eight
Speaker 3: times more than the target ones. To redeem myself and
Speaker 3: we've moved on.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, but you know, just the season to
Speaker 2: bring it back up since you know I hashtag never forget.
Speaker 3: You know, crazy crazy that you people can't even get
Speaker 3: over it. It's just wild. It's like, Andrew, what do
Speaker 3: you think is Marie hasn't gotten me Secret Santa ever? No,
Speaker 3: and I've gotten legit everybody else, everybody except me.
Speaker 2: Well, Sidney, why do you want me to get you
Speaker 2: so bad? Because I give good gifts? I mean I
Speaker 2: do give good gifts actually, so there is that you
Speaker 2: just want me to get you so that I can
Speaker 2: give you some prisons.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sidney, what do you want for Christmas this year?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What's your only Christmas wish this year? If Santa, If
Speaker 2: Santa could hear.
Speaker 1: Your Santa is a listener.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I want some more art or a plant.
Speaker 1: That's easy, so easy.
Speaker 3: M hm plan. Art can get expensive, but yeah, no,
Speaker 3: not that expensive, not the art that we go online. Like, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I have some expensive stuff in here, but for the
Speaker 3: most part, aren't.
Speaker 1: Like, aren't people like extending you art?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Well I'm also paying for it.
Speaker 1: M h m hmm.
Speaker 3: Marie, I'm looking on the page for the gloves and
Speaker 3: I can't find them. I thought we put it on
Speaker 3: the page. Which page, the unofficial expert page? Uh no,
Speaker 3: I think we talked about them on the Patreon but
Speaker 3: we never. Oh well, maybe that's something that we should do, friend,
Speaker 3: is put them on the page. Oh girl, I delete those.
Speaker 3: I burned that fucking thing. That is we'll never We're
Speaker 3: never doing that again.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, we'll always have the memory of what happened.
Speaker 2: But I think since you were going through a relapse
Speaker 2: at the time, so.
Speaker 3: I was actually going through a relapse there, it is.
Speaker 3: That's why I wasn't a good friend.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, but you I mean you had more
Speaker 2: than enough time to pick up a gift that was good.
Speaker 3: You just to get No. I was worried about getting drinks.
Speaker 3: That's why I couldn't get you what you deserved. They
Speaker 3: sell drinks at kmart. Wow. The thing you learn on
Speaker 3: this podcast is qraze. You got to end everything. It's done.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I don't know what I want for Christmas.
Speaker 3: I don't. I didn't really, I don't know. I want
Speaker 3: somebody to I want somebody to pop my tops. That's
Speaker 3: what I would like. A pop top. She wants another,
Speaker 3: you know, pop your top part two. Yep. Once you pop,
Speaker 3: you can't stop until I tell you to leave my house.
Speaker 3: I asked somebody to pop my top and it happened,
Speaker 3: so I think we could. I think that can happen
Speaker 3: for you. But how many Okay, let's save that for
Speaker 3: another I was gonna say, how many people did you
Speaker 3: ask to pop your top before the top was popped? Oh? Girl, bye,
Speaker 3: We're done for the evening. That's all. I can't I
Speaker 3: can't find it. I'll look for I'll look for the
Speaker 3: glove and I'll post it on the answer stories. How
Speaker 3: about that? I love that.
Speaker 2: Also, the OG triple OG listeners have seen the gloves.
Speaker 2: They know what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: No, but the new listeners. And we have tons of
Speaker 3: new listeners now because that happened ages ago, Marie, three
Speaker 3: years ago, it happened eight years ago ago. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: never forget. What do you want, Andrew? Yes? What do
Speaker 3: you want for Christmas?
Speaker 1: I just want you to be happy?
Speaker 3: Rolling my eyes we are, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, paintings and artwork and plants. Really does sound
Speaker 1: nice now that you mention it. Okay, but yeah, you
Speaker 1: know I was thinking about I feel as though like
Speaker 1: Marie must be like the hardest person to buy a
Speaker 1: gift for.
Speaker 3: I would why do you think that? No, she's actually
Speaker 3: the easiest person.
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I don't know from an outside perspective,
Speaker 1: I literally don't know what.
Speaker 2: Okay, So, Andrew, if you were gonna give me and
Speaker 2: Sydney Christmas presents and money was not an issue, what
Speaker 2: would you give us money?
Speaker 1: Would?
Speaker 3: I love that?
Speaker 2: Honestly, that's the best kind of gift. But you'd think
Speaker 2: that I'm a hard person to shove for.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I don't even know where I would even like begin
Speaker 1: because I feel as though, like whatever I got Sydney,
Speaker 1: even though even if it was like a really shitty gift,
Speaker 1: I feel as though like Sydney would give me a
Speaker 1: really good reaction at least, and she would just be like,
Speaker 1: she would be gracious and maybe talk about it behind
Speaker 1: my back.
Speaker 2: But I think I think that that is the most
Speaker 2: wrong thing that you could have said ever on this podcast.
Speaker 3: Really Sidney a crappy gift, She's not gonna act like
Speaker 3: she likes it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. I feel a way in
Speaker 1: am I really off base here, Sydney.
Speaker 3: No, I'm here. Marie is lying. I like, don't even
Speaker 3: listen to her. Oh god, whoa wow? Hold on, Marie's
Speaker 3: a liar. I don't believe.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not lying. I'm not saying anything that's
Speaker 2: not true. I think that if you gave Sydney a
Speaker 2: gift that was that was horrible or something that she didn't.
Speaker 1: Like, it does not like a horrible gift. It's not
Speaker 1: like like a disgusting sweater or something like that. It
Speaker 1: would just be like, I don't I don't even know,
Speaker 1: like a picture frame or something like that, something.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, what what Amina got me?
Speaker 1: Last year?
Speaker 3: She got me a picture for with pictures of the group.
Speaker 3: I still have it.
Speaker 2: If you get Sidney a gift that she doesn't like
Speaker 2: or doesn't feel like she is a use for, she's
Speaker 2: not gonna pretend that she likes the gift.
Speaker 3: On the flip side of that, Marie, when have I
Speaker 3: acted like that? I just don't think.
Speaker 2: I just don't think that you'd pretend to like something
Speaker 2: that you don't like. That's that's what I think. On
Speaker 2: the flip side, when Sidney gave me those gloves, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, thank you.
Speaker 3: I said thank you. I said, oh, thank you. The
Speaker 3: face was everyone everyone knew that it was. It was wrong,
Speaker 3: and they were like Sidney. Molly looked at me, like, Sidney,
Speaker 3: you have to fix this immediately. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But anyway, let's just hope that everybody gets something that
Speaker 2: they want or something that they appreciate this year, because
Speaker 2: the way that shipping is set up, it's gonna be
Speaker 2: a lot of people just getting the lopes.
Speaker 3: Anyway. So Andrew, you would give us money, that's a
Speaker 3: good that's a good friend to have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gave you money in the past, so I mean, like,
Speaker 1: let's just continue. It didn't it didn't steer me wrong before.
Speaker 3: So absolutely not. Thank you. I'm gonna wrap my cat
Speaker 3: up and send it Marie's away. Wow.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the one that is going to use the
Speaker 2: least amount of wrapping paper, and that's the skinny cat.
Speaker 3: So that's jelly And that's not the flat phobic with
Speaker 3: my animals either.
Speaker 2: Exactly, it's actually cat phobic. So it was a missed
Speaker 2: opportunity for you to use that pun.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I hope everybody listening had a fabulous holiday.
Speaker 3: We try to make this episode as festive as we
Speaker 3: could by talking about everything that was not Christmas.
Speaker 1: Great job. And also, we do not have an episode
Speaker 1: coming out next week, right, we do not want to
Speaker 1: record another one for New Year's Day. We're taking away.
Speaker 3: We lost that, so yeah, we were going to, but
Speaker 3: we lost it.
Speaker 1: So we lost it, and you know, yeah, we recorded
Speaker 1: an episode that you know, it was my fault that
Speaker 1: I lost it. Guys, I think it was still a
Speaker 1: great opportunity that we had to just talk to each
Speaker 1: other in power. At least, that's the gift thousands of people,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: That's a gift. Friend that was that was.
Speaker 1: A gift to me at least.
Speaker 3: Yep. Yeah, oh, you know what we talked about on
Speaker 3: the other episode, the other episode, the lost one that
Speaker 3: we shouted you out on the Instagram page and the
Speaker 3: followers were very gracious. Again, they were very happy and nice,
Speaker 3: left you good comments.
Speaker 1: And they're all beautiful. I mean, I know we've said
Speaker 1: it before, it's really a beautiful.
Speaker 3: Everybody that listens to this podcast is hot. Everyone is attractive.
Speaker 3: I've never anyone who sent me a message or that
Speaker 3: I've bumped into on the street or blah blah blah
Speaker 3: who we who we've seen at live shows is always attractive.
Speaker 3: All of you are sexy and I love that for us.
Speaker 3: That means we attract beauty. And they're saying sexy things
Speaker 3: to Andrew. Sexy thing.
Speaker 1: They are saying very very sexy thing.
Speaker 3: Yep. So keep keep adding Andrew making sure his follower
Speaker 3: account goes up, and that that is our gift. That's
Speaker 3: our gift for Christmas.
Speaker 1: There you go, Frandy, you're getting extra payment this year.
Speaker 3: Thank Santa. That's my only wishness you Yeah. Now, if
Speaker 3: we could just get Andrew a blue check, that'd be nice.
Speaker 1: A blue check, so I'm not the only person in
Speaker 1: this sume that does not have a blue check. Would
Speaker 1: be really great.
Speaker 3: God damn, Andrew, you're not verified. I gotta go. I
Speaker 3: gotta lug out for me, sweetie, lugout. Really embarrassing, that
Speaker 3: is how ghost.
Speaker 1: But I one thing that I really wanted to do
Speaker 1: next year with the show, if I know we've talked
Speaker 1: about a lot in the past, is have a listeners
Speaker 1: call in and like send in like voice memos that
Speaker 1: you could respond to. I think that'd be really fun.
Speaker 1: We're implementing on other shows that I'm working on to
Speaker 1: get them more involved. I think it'd be really fun.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, then we got to talk about how
Speaker 3: that's gonna work, because you know, I.
Speaker 1: Can literally set that up for you and all you
Speaker 1: just need to do is listen.
Speaker 3: And say thank you, yes, yes, I'm ready for it. Okay.
Speaker 3: So you would set up a phone number and they
Speaker 3: just got a call in.
Speaker 1: Or it's a it's email and also phone it's like
Speaker 1: a voicemail sort of situation where they just leave a
Speaker 1: voicemail and then I can share my computer audio and
Speaker 1: you guys can listen to it live and respond if
Speaker 1: it's advice or fabulous.
Speaker 2: You know what, let's set that up next week when
Speaker 2: we're not doing a new episode.
Speaker 3: Let's do that.
Speaker 2: Yep, so we can start the top of the year
Speaker 2: with like a beach. I love you guys, and I
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Speaker 3: And that's a segment Hey beach, hey beach, and you know,
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Speaker 3: Yeah, any way, that's it for me. That's it for me,
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Speaker 3: It don't seem like it's all the way fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I take back what I said about earlier about
Speaker 1: giving you gifts and.
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