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Speaker 2: Why witches look the way they do? Interesting?

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Speaker 2: episode of Bananas your world head? Would it not? Silient?

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Speaker 1: Guys, goals? Non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas. I'm kurb

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Speaker 2: I'm Banana Boy number two Scott Alanda. Thank you for

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Speaker 2: listening to the silliest little podcast whatever was. It's just

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Speaker 2: a little escape, a little bliss pit, a little oasis

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Speaker 2: in a mouthstrom of discontent. We come in and we're

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Speaker 1: Hello. Hello, I'm I need some cheering up, Bud.

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Speaker 2: I need to say what happened?

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Speaker 1: I just dad, I'm currently I'm currently still at thirty Rock.

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Speaker 2: Awkward. Yeah, just right at the end of it, Okay.

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Speaker 1: And snuck in here post post show pitch meeting. I

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Speaker 1: You just gotta shake it off. It is one of

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Speaker 2: was thinking about posting our I was thinking about posting

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Speaker 1: It is like a delight to read every word, every

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Speaker 1: In medieval England, beer brewing was initially done in the

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Speaker 1: the late Medieval Evil period, women began to share the brewing,

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Speaker 1: While there were male brewers, the profession particularly appealed to

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Speaker 1: But it's because the church didn't want women working outside

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Speaker 2: this is a great name. Viola Flowers or Viola Flowers.

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Speaker 2: I love the name Viola Flowers, man convicted of posing

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Speaker 1: On vacation.

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Speaker 2: to security of the flying public and would continue to

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Speaker 2: support the prosecution. Blah blah blah. According to the indictment,

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Speaker 2: the maximum sentence twenty years in prison, but it could

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Speaker 2: be plus ten years for entering secure airport areas under

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Speaker 2: false pretenses. Bah bah bah. He might have a two

442
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Speaker 2: hundred and fifty thousand dollars fine if found guilty. All right,

443
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Speaker 2: so he flew too close to the sun. He could

444
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Speaker 2: have probably gotten away with one hundred and eighteen. But

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00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 2: these guys, they can ever give it up.

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Speaker 1: That is I mean, like when six years of doing it,

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Speaker 1: it feels like you're never gonna get caught, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. And if you can just enter gobbledygook numbers,

449
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Speaker 2: flight numbers or you know, licenses, it's like who cares

450
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Speaker 2: if your badge number is whatever you want it to

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Speaker 2: be and it works. That seems like a system flaw.

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Speaker 2: This guy should get hired by the TS.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a delight.

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Speaker 2: You know. Our friend Flula Flula lost his passport once

455
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Speaker 2: and was able to fly back from Europe to America

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Speaker 2: without a passport just by he had other documentation. But

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Speaker 2: then they went online and saw that he was who

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Speaker 2: he said he was online. What. Yes, this was a

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Speaker 2: couple of years ago.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming it.

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Speaker 2: Was probably like twenty fifteen, toy sixteen, because we put

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Speaker 2: it in a pitch and everybody believed us, and then

463
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Speaker 2: he'd be like, no, this really did happen to me.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: I love mm hmm. That's I know, pretty fascinating. Have

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Speaker 2: you ever befriended a flight attendant, like on a flight,

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Speaker 2: like going back and forth for a job or anything.

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Speaker 1: No, you I'm sure, yes, I'm sure you have.

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Speaker 2: But and I wonder if she still listens to or

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Speaker 2: if she listens to bananas. If you do, Tamra say, hey, uh,

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Speaker 2: I was flying back and forth between New York and

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Speaker 2: LA a lot for a couple jobs, and I was

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Speaker 2: always sitting in the same seat and one time that

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Speaker 2: flight attendant was like, you fly a lot? Huh? I

475
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Speaker 2: was like yes, And she's like, do you listen to

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Speaker 2: any podcasts? I was like, have you heard the Ceial podcast?

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Speaker 2: And it was when Cereal is brand new? She listened

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Speaker 2: to it in between the flight, loved it. And then

479
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Speaker 2: every time I would fly after that, she would just

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Speaker 2: pass me airplane bottles of Tito's every time she walked by.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: So shout out to Tammy. Tamera text me if you

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Speaker 2: still have my number. You were a very nice person

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Speaker 2: and I'm glad to know you.

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Speaker 1: Oh I love that. I love that so much.

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Speaker 2: Yes, a lot of flying. It was. It was the

487
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Speaker 2: same flight and she just always hooked it up. So

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Speaker 2: it was a wonderful experience. Nice and some thumbs.

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Speaker 1: You know, I do clinicians test but breathing in early study.

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Speaker 2: I I hope they do. I hope, I hope they do.

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Speaker 2: I hope it would make snorkeling so much easier if

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Speaker 2: just just mask only no snorkel, but just just gasping

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Speaker 2: from my bottom. Here we go. Sarah wants to thumb

494
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Speaker 2: her brother Ben way up. Ben is a packaging engineer

495
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 2: for Sharman and he spent the last year of his

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Speaker 2: life helping bring seventeen hundred Sheet Forever rolls to us.

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Speaker 2: All I got my forever role. You actually get two

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Speaker 2: roles in the package. It makes me wonder why all

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Speaker 2: toilet paper rolls aren't this big. It's wonderful.

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Speaker 1: You need a big enough bathroom though for it.

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00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 2: It's yeah, this is a bigger than a vinyl record.

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00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,719
Speaker 2: I would say it's but it comes with so if

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00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 2: you buy this is not an ad. God, I wish

504
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 2: we were sponsored by Sharman. What I wouldn't give. It

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00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 2: comes with its own stand and then two seventeen hundred

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Speaker 2: Sheet Forever roles that are supposed to last one month

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Speaker 2: per role.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and so far, what's the report?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna blow past a month. I'm stretching this thing.

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00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: This is gonna be six week or no doubt about it. Sharman,

511
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 2: if you want to sponsor us. I once told a

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00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 2: story about being so partied out and so hungover and

513
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 2: trying to put my life back together after an absolute rager.

514
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 2: In the next morning, I turned on the TV and

515
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 2: one of your Sharman commercials came on and an animated

516
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 2: bear helped its animated bear cup up into a tree

517
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 2: and I just started crying. I was so emotionally raw wrecked.

518
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 2: I just burst into tears. So thumbs up to Ben,

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00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,359
Speaker 2: thank you for helping pack Charman. Yeah on behalf of

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00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 2: Butt's everywhere, We salute you. Emily G wants to thumb

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00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 2: herself way way up for graduating with a master's in

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Speaker 2: school counseling. That's nice. It took Emily G three point

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Speaker 2: five years, three and a half years, and she's currently

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Speaker 2: working as a middle school counselor. Great job. Combs up

525
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 2: to Emily G. Keep up the great work, keep those

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Speaker 2: kids in line, you know. And last, but not least,

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Speaker 2: our good friend mcken Lottie is thumbing herself up. But

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00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 2: she's also but we're also giving her a mega thumbs up, Kurt.

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00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 2: After Mackenzie's husband had passed away, she drank, she said,

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Speaker 2: for five hundred and ninety five days straight to deal

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Speaker 2: with the grief and pain. Then she decided, I need

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00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 2: to stop. The Dry sixty nine was the only thing

533
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Speaker 2: she grasped onto in the beginning. Wow, she completed the

534
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 2: Dry sixty nine and it was so good and so easy.

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Speaker 2: She decided to continue and has not had a single

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00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 2: drink since nice thanks to the Banana Boys. She's sober

537
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 2: and dealing with the grief and accepting her new reality.

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Speaker 2: I mean, thumbs up to you, Mackenzie.

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00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: Wonderful thumbs up, thumbs up, that's amazing.

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00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 2: We sent her a sticker. Do your doing great? That's

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Speaker 2: all I got, all right, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Of course you can send your thumbs up to the

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Speaker 1: Bananas Podcast on Instagram. You can also send us your

544
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: strange news to the Bananas Podcast on Instagram, or you

545
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: can email us The Bananas Podcast at gem dot com.

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Speaker 2: Correct a mundo.

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Speaker 1: Clinicians test butt breathing in early study. This is for

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Speaker 1: MedPage Today.

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Speaker 2: Oh dude, how many times a day are you reading

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Speaker 2: MedPage Today?

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Speaker 1: You know I've I've emailed them many times asking that

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Speaker 1: we could If there's a possibility to get at MedPage hourly,

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Speaker 1: that would be good because I can't wait till the

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Speaker 1: next day because I clear them all out by eight am.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I agree. I took an Oculus rift and I

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Speaker 2: put two kaleidoscopes inside of it, and then I plugged

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Speaker 2: it directly into my computer because when MedPage Today is

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Speaker 2: an option, I want it. Three hundred and sixty five

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Speaker 2: degrees times kaleidoscope numbers because I don't want to miss

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Speaker 2: a single letter of their great reporting exactly.

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Speaker 1: And of course the best reporter at MedPage today is

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Speaker 1: Randy do TINGA Randy DOTINGA thank you, biz BABYZ.

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Speaker 2: This just came out.

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Speaker 1: This just came out. Young men, Yeah, tolerated the anal

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Speaker 1: admission administration of a liquid. This is a real MedPage

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Speaker 1: young men tolerated the anal administration of a liquid with

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Speaker 1: high capacity for oxygenation in a Phase L law trial

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Speaker 1: from Japan. A dose of good news for researchers for

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Speaker 1: developing a rectal ventilation system for patients in respiratory failure.

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Speaker 1: Uh So, the the takeaway here is that it's an

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Speaker 1: enema with that with highly oxygenated liquid. Sign up and

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00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: they can. They fill you up, They fill you up,

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Speaker 1: and they keep you and they keep it for sixty

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Speaker 1: minutes and you don't need to breathe because you're getting

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Speaker 1: all the oxygen you need through your butt.

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Speaker 2: Fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty great. There's no chance you'll be snorkeling

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Speaker 1: with a tube out your butthole anytime soon. Scott. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I like a challenge, but Takebe says his

580
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 1: project was inspired by a freshwater bottom dwelling fish known

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Speaker 1: as the loach and other aquatic creatures that can breathe

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Speaker 1: through their intestines. He and his team discovered the unique

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00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: biological talents of the loach and its counterparts when they

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Speaker 1: were searching during the COVID nineteen pandemic for weird animals

585
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 1: who can take up oxygen in better ways than we do.

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00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: The rectum could be used to deliver medication and nutrition,

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00:32:35,800 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: but Tacave's team faced a big question. If oxygen could

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Speaker 1: be delivered through the rectum, how could it work. So

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00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: this dude figured it all out. Enter pu per fluoro decylene,

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00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: a clear liquid of supero superhero like powers to carry oxygen.

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00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: While water can dissolve about ten milli liters of oxygen

592
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 1: per lid per pure florodcylne can pack in four hundred

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Speaker 1: to five hundred milli liters per leader. The liquid has

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Speaker 1: already used an eye surgery. It's completely indistinguished from water,

595
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: though it's a little heavier because it's got all that

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Speaker 1: but juice on it. But that's what's happening with the

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Speaker 1: UH with butt research today.

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Speaker 2: You know, we live in a time where innovation, Like

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Speaker 2: when we were kids, the idea of having like a

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Speaker 2: radio on your watch, like Dick Tracy, they would call

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Speaker 2: Dick Tracy. And now we all have smart watches that

602
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 2: you can literally make phone calls, emails.

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Speaker 1: And you can play the ratio on it if you

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Speaker 1: wanted to. But most people haven't even figured out that

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Speaker 1: that's something it could do.

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Speaker 2: It can do that. I recently found out that my

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Speaker 2: smart thermostat has a Bluetooth speaker when it accidentally just

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Speaker 2: started playing music and I couldn't figure out what speaker

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Speaker 2: was coming from my thermostat.

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Speaker 1: Your thermostat has a speaker.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was in the kitchen is trying to listen

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00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 2: to some rock and tunes and it connected and then

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Speaker 2: started playing somewhere in my house and I was walking

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Speaker 2: around checking, putting my hands on the speakers to feel vibrations,

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Speaker 2: and it was coming from my thermostat.

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Speaker 1: That's so crazy.

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Speaker 2: Why it's an ego B and I don't know. I

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Speaker 2: have no clue. But also, like you know, when you

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Speaker 2: would watch science fiction in the seventies, eighties, and nineties,

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Speaker 2: they would always have like screens that you could touch

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Speaker 2: and adjusting now iPads are boring. People don't even use

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Speaker 2: People have them and don't even use them.

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Speaker 1: They don't even use them. I can whenever I go

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Speaker 1: and look at the like go to get on the

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Speaker 1: Wi Fi at my house, my fridge has a Wi

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Speaker 1: Fi signal. I don't know why my fridge has a

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Speaker 1: Wi Fi signal, you know, like I understand if you're

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Speaker 1: if it just connects somehow to doing some things, but

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Speaker 1: for it to be putting out a Wi Fi signal

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Speaker 1: that seems to be inviting trouble.

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Speaker 2: That seems not so good.

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Speaker 1: No, it doesn't, and why do you what do you

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Speaker 1: want to connect to the fridge for?

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Speaker 2: Well, Also, Samsung has refrigerators and they I got sent

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Speaker 2: the story by a bunch of animals, but they're going

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Speaker 2: to run ads on your refrigerator And you're like, no, no.

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Speaker 1: That's what my kindle does. I have a kindle. It's

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Speaker 1: like because I bought the cheaper version of the kindle,

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Speaker 1: so then it just shows me ads for other books

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Speaker 1: that I will never read on the front of the kindle.

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Speaker 2: All of this is to say, my whole life, I've

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00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 2: wanted them to invent something that we've seen in many

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Speaker 2: science fiction and fantasy things, which is just you put

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Speaker 2: a thing over your nose and mouth and it converts

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Speaker 2: the oxygen in the water so you can just swim

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Speaker 2: like a fish. And definitely we're pulling off these amazing things.

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Speaker 2: We have rocket ships landing and getting caught by chopsticks.

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Speaker 2: We have cars that you can come drive to you.

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00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,879
Speaker 2: We have all kinds of things. Can't we figure out

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Speaker 2: the permanent underwater aquaman mouth nose breathing thing that without

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Speaker 2: putting hyperoxygaded chemicals up your butt. This seems like we're

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Speaker 2: focusing on the wrong end of the problem.

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Speaker 1: But if they can ever pull this off, it'll be amazing.

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Speaker 2: It will be so incredible.

655
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: People will die constantly. If you if it's just unfettered

656
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: a popimp about and a jump in the ocean, dying

657
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,280
Speaker 1: left ahead right.

658
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 2: Boat strikes alone, but then boat strikes alone. Oh my gosh,

659
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,520
Speaker 2: it's gonna be insane. But you're not wrong. I'm just

660
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 2: saying we've figured out so many of these seemingly impossible things,

661
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 2: and that one now we're just pumping bumping bum bums

662
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 2: up with super air, And I'm like, I don't know,

663
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 2: I think we can do better. Everyone got better. Rebecca

664
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 2: Johnson sent this in Whoa all the way up in

665
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: England near the tan Hill Inn. I know that.

666
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: I mean I know her from online.

667
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 2: That's how we that's how we roll. I'm gonna tell

668
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 2: you the news source and it's gonna tip what this

669
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,280
Speaker 2: story is about. But this was in Darts News Darts

670
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 2: written by Lucas Michael.

671
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: Are you talking about darts? The game in the bottom?

672
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 2: Darts? The game Bullseye Kurt Darts News written by Best

673
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 2: in the Darting Biz Michael Lucas. No Lucas Michael.

674
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: Lucas, Michael No.

675
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 2: I I always dig extra deep on these kind of

676
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 2: stories because I wanted to make sure I got the darter.

677
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 2: First off, they're called darters, so not dart thrower, dart player, darter, darters.

678
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:52,839
Speaker 1: Okay, Australia d'artagnan's that would have been a better name

679
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: for him on guard.

680
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,920
Speaker 2: Absolutely Australian darter. And this is what I looked up.

681
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 2: Tim Pouse darred from using the nickname the Magnet at

682
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 2: World Darts Championships, is banned from using the nickname the Magnet.

683
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 1: Mister Pussy can't be called the magnet.

684
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 2: Tim the Magnet Pousse or Tim Pousse the Magnet or

685
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 2: Tim the Pousse Magnet is not allowed to be called

686
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 2: the Magnet. Now this guy is also excellent, So Australian

687
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 2: darter Tim Pousse may not use his nickname the Magnet

688
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 2: during the PDC World Darts Championship. The organization has asked

689
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 2: the thirty three year old player to choose a new

690
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 2: pseudonym as his current nickname combined with his surname, it

691
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 2: is considered, it says ambiguous, but that's not what it's

692
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 2: considered anyway.

693
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: Whose nickname comes at the end of their full name?

694
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: No One? No one's nickname, Well, I guess Scotti Land

695
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: is Banana number two.

696
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a trendsetter. Me and Tim Pousse are hanging out.

697
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 2: Uh Pousse, who's secured participation in September by winning the

698
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 2: Australian Darts Association Tour standings. I mean this guy's good

699
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 2: at what he does. He's a magnet. I mean those

700
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 2: darts hit the board like magnet.

701
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: Like it's got a magnet in it.

702
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 2: Indicated in conversation with Tungsten Tales that he understands the decisions.

703
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: Is that a person or a magazine I don't know.

704
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 2: I don't know that if there's a.

705
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: Person named Tungsten Tas who just covers darts, is that's

706
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:39,239
Speaker 1: faring amaze Tungsten Tales in conversation with mister Pussy about his.

707
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 2: Dark great words down there.

708
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:42,920
Speaker 1: This is awesome.

709
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 2: I hope it is just a guy. It's a woman

710
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 2: named Tungsten Tales.

711
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: Tungsten Tales is such a good name. M h oh,

712
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: is it t a l e s yes, Okay, it's

713
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: probably tales about tungsten.

714
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 2: He says. I don't have a nickname. I don't have

715
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 2: that nickname on my jersey, says Poose. I'll have to

716
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 2: come up with a new one. Maybe I'll let the

717
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 2: fans vote. It's chicky because anything could be taken the

718
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 2: wrong way right now. I don't have a nickname. And

719
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 2: the songs in the stands can be quite colorful. So

720
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 2: I was watching this guy play darts. Uh huh. The

721
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 2: fans at live dart events are yelling and cheering and

722
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 2: booing and screaming, and it it looks like the most

723
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,439
Speaker 2: fun you can have watching a sporting event. Also, while

724
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 2: they're throwing darts, not like in between rounds, they're just

725
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 2: going like oh, randomly. Oh, it makes me want to

726
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 2: go to a dart championship.

727
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. Because also it's like it just takes place inside

728
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 1: a loud bar. You have to you've come up playing darts,

729
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: not with a perfect silence.

730
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 2: Right, yes. And the announcer because I was trying to

731
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 2: get how they say poose right, and they the announcers

732
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 2: were saying the other competitors last name, saying brown, older, brown, old,

733
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 2: the brown oler, oh, constantly and then they would get

734
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,919
Speaker 2: to old Tim and they were avoiding it so much.

735
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 2: But it is Pousse in let's go here we go.

736
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 2: So the nickname the Magnet sounds innocuous, but when combined

737
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 2: with Pouse's last name, it leads to the pun that

738
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 2: the PDC would rather avoid. On the world stage, the

739
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 2: league has more often in the past been guarded against

740
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 2: limits of decency regarding nicknames. In twenty twenty three, Owen

741
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 2: Bates was banned from using his nickname The Master for

742
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 2: similar reasons. Darts you are a bar sport. You gotta

743
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 2: get dirty. Nobody cares dirty.

744
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: Nobody.

745
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 2: There aren't eight year old kids there, and if there are,

746
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 2: that's on you.

747
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, are there eight year old kids watching darts.

748
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: Are they actually? Honestly, my kids would watch.

749
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 2: Darts, they'd probably watched yeah, darts.

750
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, seems like it's easy to follow.

751
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 2: Yes, she just keep hitting the board and the score

752
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 2: comes down and then you win. But it does make

753
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 2: me want to go to Australian Dart Champion, the Australian

754
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 2: Darts Association Tour, like this event is it's wild, man,

755
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 2: It's it's crazy. Uh. The issue has led to humorous

756
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:20,880
Speaker 2: reactions outside of the dart world. Former ranger striker Ali McCoist.

757
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 1: Of course, of course, I.

758
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 2: Said famous ranger striker right away. Your first thought was

759
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 2: Ali McCoist.

760
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, definitely wasn't What's what? What are all

761
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: the words?

762
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? What is a ranger? Striker? Soccer? Maybe striker?

763
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,720
Speaker 1: It makes me think it's of hockey.

764
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 2: It could be oh yeah, could be or just so

765
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 2: who knows. We'll never know. But Ali McCoys knows that

766
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 2: he got involved in the discussion. During his broadcast on

767
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 2: Talk Sport, he should keep that nickname. Come on, it's

768
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 2: the best nickname there is, McCoy said, where's your sense

769
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,240
Speaker 2: of humor? Darts people?

770
00:42:59,719 --> 00:42:59,959
Speaker 1: Yeah?

771
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,840
Speaker 2: Getting hot over there exactly. Pousse meanwhile, is aware of

772
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 2: the attention that his name evokes. During a tournament in

773
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 2: Wollongong earlier this year, he was chanted by the crowd

774
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:19,720
Speaker 2: with the refrain, oh Poussey, we love you. Oh Poussey,

775
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 2: we love you. This is this man's normal name, so

776
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 2: we can't this is his surname as it's not his fault.

777
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 2: P U s e y. It's right there, it's and uh,

778
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 2: you know, you blame his grandfather for not switching it up,

779
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 2: or his dad could have easily made it something out.

780
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: But the pousse is they've been. They kept with it.

781
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, at what time?

782
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:54,359
Speaker 1: I do also wonder what year that that other word

783
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 1: became common parlance, you know, I bet you it's probably

784
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: nineteen fifties maybe.

785
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, Because in the James d movie what is it,

786
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 2: rebel without a cause or whatever, the dad in that

787
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 2: of the girl James Dean likes calls his daughter as

788
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 2: like a nickname around the house, pussy like come here,

789
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 2: like like a cat.

790
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,239
Speaker 1: I just meant cat, It meant kidding cat. Yeah, So

791
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:26,520
Speaker 1: it was in there.

792
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 2: It was in movies in the fifties, so I would

793
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 2: say maybe the sixties. Yeah, But also tim, I mean

794
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 2: Pousey the magnet is so good. Yes, magnets and darts

795
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 2: don't have anything to do with each other, but man,

796
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 2: it's so good, poor guy. And also the dude's incredible

797
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 2: at darts. I do feel like it's a I get it.

798
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 2: But anyways, the World Championships are started on December eleventh

799
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:01,520
Speaker 2: and run till January third, twenty twenty six. What defending

800
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 2: champion Litler? Yes, I think there are a lot of

801
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:10,960
Speaker 2: darters defending champion champion Luke Littler. Littler is chasing it.

802
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 2: L I T T L e R. He should be

803
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 2: His nickname should be the Pousse. He should be Luke

804
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,879
Speaker 2: Littler of the Pousse. And you know you could put,

805
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 2: you could do the math, but uh, you can run

806
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,080
Speaker 2: the numbers. It just.

807
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: I don't know.

808
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 2: All I can say is, if you've never seen live darts,

809
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 2: it is very fun to watch on YouTube. I was laughing,

810
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 2: just groaning and moaning and booing, and it's so fun.

811
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've ever finished a game of darts,

812
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,720
Speaker 2: now that we're saying this though, like I've thrown millions

813
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 2: of darts, but I don't know if I've ever played However,

814
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,240
Speaker 2: many rounds you have to play to win at darts.

815
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: Hmmm.

816
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 2: Used to see it a lot in New York City.

817
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 2: You never see darts in La never but in New

818
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 2: except Tony's Darts Away. But other than that, it's it's

819
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 2: an East Coast sport. Yeah.

820
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: I think the last time I played it was on

821
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: Cape Cod. What is the name of that bar?

822
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 2: Oh?

823
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: And Falmouth. Oh, it's got a person's name and it's

824
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: a real fun dive. Oh, but they got two they

825
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:22,800
Speaker 1: have two like slots, you know how they have like

826
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 1: the for proper darts playing. It's like slots where it's

827
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: like there's a walls on either side so you can't

828
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,399
Speaker 1: actually throw it into anybody. And they were right next

829
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,800
Speaker 1: to each other. Oh, it's not Barney's, but it's almost

830
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 1: like that. Grumpies that's the name of the bar.

831
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 2: Great name for a bar.

832
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: Isn't that a great name for a bar?

833
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 2: Oh? Dude, that's the last time I played darts. Grumpies

834
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 2: is a great name for a dive bar.

835
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: It's a great bar. Anybody on Cape Cod go to Grumpies.

836
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 1: It's a delight.

837
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 2: When I was doing Red Bull and we had to

838
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 2: open up, they were trying to get Red Bull into

839
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 2: strip bars. They would send one guy and one gas

840
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 2: and we would go in together because they didn't want

841
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 2: two guys because they didn't want them sitting down and

842
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 2: getting a lap dance or something, and they didn't want

843
00:47:06,719 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 2: two women just in case it went a little sideways

844
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 2: with an owner of DJ. So they would always partner

845
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 2: me with all the other women on the team. We

846
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 2: would go open these accounts and they would give us

847
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 2: a list of like ten names, and you know, they're

848
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 2: all the names you've heard before, all the Spearmint Rhinos

849
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,759
Speaker 2: and all the Gold Club and stuff. And we were

850
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 2: driving once and we were somewhere up in like upstate

851
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 2: New York or western western mass deep and I was like,

852
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 2: what's up next, and this girl Leanne goes, well, there's

853
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 2: this one we could stop at. It's called mister Uglies.

854
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 2: I was like, that's just the cruelest name for a

855
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 2: strip club I've ever heard. And we couldn't find it.

856
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't think we ever did get

857
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 2: to mister Uglies. But by Joe, we tried.

858
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 1: God, that's insane name.

859
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:56,240
Speaker 2: It's really insane.

860
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: That's creepy to go like up in like to strip

861
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: clubs like in the middle nowhere.

862
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was fun. It was eye opening, honestly, it

863
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 2: was pretty uh I mean no, I saw some totally

864
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:16,399
Speaker 2: insane things, but uh not everywhere. And also there, I'm

865
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 2: glad there's a place for for that to happen. And

866
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 2: for both sides, one gets money, one gets a view.

867
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 2: I mean, good for them.

868
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 1: Were you wearing like your little red Bull full red

869
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 1: Bull and your little red Bull backpacks that were like this,

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00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: we would yes, we would wear those in and red

871
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: Bulls in your backpack and.

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00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 2: Ice cold well no, they shape their shaped like half cans.

873
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 2: They were cool. They were shaped like half cans. They

874
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 2: zip to the top, and we would go in and

875
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 2: one would have regular, one would have sugar free. And

876
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 2: you would walk in and you know, give one the

877
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 2: security guy right away, so the security guy would let

878
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 2: you in. Then you would go over to the DJ

879
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,160
Speaker 2: and be like, hey man, we're sampling red bulls. We're

880
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 2: just handing these out because you guys are hard at work,

881
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 2: and he'd be like, oh for real, I heard of these.

882
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:08,240
Speaker 2: They take it, and then we'd find the general manager

883
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 2: and they would always come out like guns blazing, like

884
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 2: what are you doing? Here and then you'd like, we're

885
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 2: just sampling. We just wanted to give you some, give

886
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 2: some to any of the dancers or whatever. And then

887
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 2: they would turn so quickly and be like, yeah, come

888
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 2: on in. You guys want to drink, you want something

889
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 2: to eat, and they would want to talk to you

890
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 2: about getting red bull in there. And then more than

891
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 2: one occasion, I would say seven or eight times, the

892
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,440
Speaker 2: dancers would come over and request that we would place

893
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 2: them between their breasts, hand them to them while they

894
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 2: clutched a cold red bull with their boobs, say thank you,

895
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 2: and walk away. It happened. It happened more than five times,

896
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 2: I will say that, and you know, they could have

897
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 2: paid me a lot less. And it was very fun

898
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,919
Speaker 2: to go in there and be like but the first

899
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 2: it happened, you're like, okay, and then like the third time,

900
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 2: you're like, I guess this is just a thing here, this.

901
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,360
Speaker 1: Is just how it works.

902
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:10,840
Speaker 2: Just swag. Oh dude, that reminds me. I was. I

903
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 2: was talking to our buddy Steve, a good buddy of ours,

904
00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 2: and I was he was like, what are you doing Halloween?

905
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm handing out candy. What are you doing

906
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 2: he's like, well, I'm gonna go this party if you

907
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 2: want to meet up. He's like, but then I'm going

908
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:26,759
Speaker 2: to go to this leather bar in Los Angeles. It's

909
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:31,319
Speaker 2: a It is for gay man and it's very good.

910
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 2: I go, why do they like decorate? Do they do

911
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 2: like a big haunted house thing at this gay bar?

912
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 2: And he goes, well, they do live butt painting. I

913
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 2: go yeah, he goes yeah. I was like, so you

914
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 2: don't come in with your butt already painted? And he's like, no, no, no,

915
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 2: You go up and you bend over or get on

916
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 2: all fours and then somebody paints your butt and then

917
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 2: there's judges and cheering and people and I'm like, God,

918
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 2: bless God, bless that bar.

919
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 1: Is that fantastic?

920
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 2: It sounds so fun. I'm so glad that exists. I was.

921
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,880
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, you think of a pumpkin

922
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:09,399
Speaker 2: right away, but then you're like, the possibilities are endless

923
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 2: in a gay leather bar. When bought painting competition's going on?

924
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,760
Speaker 2: Will I ever attend? No? But will I ask Steve

925
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 2: what he saw? Absolutely?

926
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 1: I would I would attend. I would attend. I would

927
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: I want to see the artistry you know it's like reading.

928
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: I just come in and I just keep saying it's

929
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 1: for the articles. I'm here for the articles.

930
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm filming this for the articles I write for

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00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 2: the Tungsten Tails.

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Speaker 1: Folks, thank you for listening to this episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Scottie, Thank you KURTI b.

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Speaker 2: Everybody, have a beautiful week, stay silly, do something silly,

935
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Speaker 2: be nice to everybody. Bananas had a susaphone element to it.

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Speaker 2: Bananas is an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy banana theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart.

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot,

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Speaker 1: part time employee.

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945
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946
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