WEBVTT - Ep. 169: Gut You Like A Fish 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:13.320 This is me eater podcast coming in you shirtless, severely 0:00:13.480 --> 0:00:18.320 bog bitten and in my case, underwear listening podcast. You 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:29.040 can't predict anything. What's up, guys, how's everybody doing tonight? 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:37.960 Awesome Texas. It's Ryan from Eddie out there, Ryan Sears. Yeah, 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:43.040 there he is, he's quiet. Watch watch how slickly I 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:46.240 uh I do this? Um, I hope he's enjoying those 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:53.000 shades boots. Oh sponsor alert man. Uh if this is 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:54.880 our third of our of our lives to it is 0:00:54.920 --> 0:01:01.160 the third show we've done in Texas. Yeah, yeah, that 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:04.399 does mean we really love Texas. Must mean you think 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:07.360 yet people always right in Like there was a question 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:08.760 I had that I was gonna look at tonight and 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:13.560 it begins like, I know y'all hate Texas. We'll get 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:15.600 to the question just to show how much we love Texas, 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:18.160 will get to it. But Texas, like I feel so 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:23.000 Texas is as proud as uh y'all are with the 0:01:23.120 --> 0:01:27.000 you know, not massive with Texas and um Davy Crockett 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:36.400 and everything. There's there's there's like Texas have a persecution complex. Yea. 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:50.080 I was always there's a there's a there's a persecution 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:52.240 complex here, Like, how much? Yeah, honest, how much have 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.840 we we filmed here? All of the I feel like 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:59.120 we we practically live in Texas. Practically. Yeah, well, we've 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:03.400 at least one a pig trapping episode here. You're down 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:08.600 here hunting out at and have Lena once twice? What 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:14.480 else have we done? Came down hunted quail, not filming, 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:18.480 hunted jack rabbits while hunting quail, not filming. We're hunting 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:23.240 turkeys tomorrow, not filming. One time, my wife was offered 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:25.120 a job in Texas. We went to do our little 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:28.200 checkout to take a look at it. We went to 0:02:28.240 --> 0:02:29.840 the people who are trying to hire her, hat us 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:31.480 to dinner. I was gonna stand up and say, like, 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:35.120 she'll take it, because we've been driving over bridges every 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:36.680 bridge I looked off. It looked like a good place 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:39.519 to fish. I started calling my kid, start calling my 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:43.400 kid Jimmy catfish, just an anticipation of moving here. My 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:45.200 wife didn't take the job, so I almost was a 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:48.240 damn Texan. I think that for people in Texas to 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:51.400 stop thinking that we don't like Texas, I'd have to 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:53.840 show up down here with elephant skin boots and shelled 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:58.920 corn coming out of my pockets. They'd be like, here's it, Texan. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:02.880 Did you know do you guys know that that your 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:10.079 state has no regulations on owning a tiger? Cal was 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:13.880 just telling me that there are estimates out there that 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:18.560 they're that Texas has the second largest tiger population next 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:24.560 to India, so many cats that you guys can't even 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:28.760 keep track of them. All you can find are estimates 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:32.600 on the tiger population in Texas. The estimates for like 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:38.040 two to five thousand. They know with greater certainty how 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:41.200 many grizzly bears live in Montana than they do how 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:46.280 many tigers Texans? How many tigers Texans have? His pets 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:50.720 and the numbers are comparable. People down here like, yeah, 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:54.920 that's a normal move on. The question from the dude 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:58.040 that that those we all hate Texas is uh. He 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:00.280 was saying any tips for keeping his buyal was from 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:03.680 fogging up in the cold. He says, it's been in 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:06.640 the teens lately in North Texas. Could it possibly be true? 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:11.240 It's true, it's true. I mean he probably thinks teens. 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:14.640 He's thinking it's like forty five degrees, Like, boy, it's 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:16.800 been in the teens. When I first moved to Austin. 0:04:17.279 --> 0:04:19.360 I was driving down the highway. It was like thirty 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.039 degrees and there was no cars. I was like, oh, 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.080 I thought there was traffic. I got to work and 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.560 they were like, uh, hey man, how did you get here. 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.360 I was like, well, I just I drove on the road. 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:30.440 They're like, well, it's really cold. There could have been nice. 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:34.880 It's like like, well, uh, it turns out there wasn't 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:37.440 any and they're like I was like, so, what's up. 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:38.760 I was like, well, it's a two hour delay. The 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:41.120 kids can't go to school, they don't have jackets, they 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:44.320 can't sit in the bus stops, like, come on, man, 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:47.880 come on Texas. Uh. In the case it does get 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:49.839 cold on here, keeping you from vinals from fogging up, 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:54.120 telling me Honnie, because the camera guys are good at this, yeah, 0:04:54.160 --> 0:04:56.640 well you don't want to. Usually our cameras always fogged 0:04:56.680 --> 0:05:01.039 up when we go from um cold a warm, So 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.440 you just don't want to, Like I don't know, I 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:05.480 don't put your mind on so close to your body 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:08.919 maybe and don't breathe into them, keeping warm close to 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:13.479 your body cold warm. More used to take a cigarette 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:19.800 lighter and heat up his lenses terribly wrong. And that's right. 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:25.480 Remember lenses with a with a with a pocket rocket. Yeah, 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:29.560 for you aspiring filmmakers, don't go to British Columbia. It's 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:37.440 gonna dang your budget. Quick note, who's doing anything on Friday? 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:40.240 On Friday? If you don't have plans? Were doing the 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:43.360 screening of our documentary Stars in the Sky. The money 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:45.599 will it's at the It's at the Eddy Flagship Store. 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:51.040 The money goes to benefit Texas Parks of Wildlife, specifically 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:57.279 Desert big horn sheep specifically does are big horns. So 0:05:57.560 --> 0:06:00.479 there's still so there's still some tickets left. So while 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:02.240 we're sitting here, I don't ready. I would normally if 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.440 I saw you messing with your phone on a normal circumstances, 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:07.400 I would hate you. But if you're messing with your phone, 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:10.760 I'll just assume that Feller was buying a ticket. It's 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:13.240 a Hunter Bucks. It's a p M on Friday right 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:17.360 here in Austin, Texas. You get an exclusive event only tumbler. 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:19.680 You get a copy of the Meat Eater Fishing Game Cookbook, 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.880 which is available everywhere books are sold. There's a you're 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:26.680 already making money by going to this thing. Go to 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:29.160 the meat or Facebook page under events and get yourself 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:32.120 a ticket hunter Bucks going do good cause. Now, uh, 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.080 this is gonna sound like I'm dogging on Texas. I 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:37.520 am not messing with Texas. I have read the bumper stickers, 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:42.720 but you're This state has a great website where you 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:45.440 can go and read about all the things Texas game 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:49.040 wardens are up to and just become my favorite way 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:52.960 to kill time. Some people like go on Facebook when 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:54.719 they're just trying to have a brain dead moment. I 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:58.280 go and read about Texas game wardens. Anybody here from 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:03.719 Mattagorda County is am? I saying it right? Okay? Game 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:05.680 board and gets a call about a deer line on 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:08.240 the side of the road with a crossbow bolt sticking 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:11.160 out of it. He goes over to have a look. See. 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:14.480 Fifty yards down the road he finds a guy asleep 0:07:15.040 --> 0:07:19.880 in a truck. He's got a seatbelt on, his windows open, 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:23.680 sound asleep. He's got a loaded crossboard bowl with the 0:07:23.720 --> 0:07:26.600 safety off on the driver's seat and a loaded cross 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:33.040 boat with the safety on on the back seat. A 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:37.160 quick glance confirms that his bolts next to his sleeping 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:39.880 body match those in the deer that he shot and 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:43.440 then took a nap down the road in Henderson County, 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:45.880 game board and gets called by the guy out jack 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:51.400 lighting deer again. This fella has a loaded crossbow and 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:54.560 multiple flashlights in his truck, but he's like the opposite 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.440 of a sleep because he's also got a stash of 0:07:56.520 --> 0:08:05.160 meth in. In Houston County, awarden gets a call about 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:07.880 some people doing some illegal hunting. He goes over to 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:10.160 the house where his fols he's taking place, and you know, 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:14.640 he sees a woman book into a house and she's 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:18.520 messing around with an ice chest upon with I'm assuming 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:21.560 this is not a YETI and you'll understand why sitting 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:24.680 upon said ice chest is a six point box head. 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:28.160 But she's already run off into the house. He cuts 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:30.600 around in the backyard. There's another box head in the 0:08:30.640 --> 0:08:33.760 backyard lying not far from the bus head is her 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:38.559 prison I D card. He's able to look her up. 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:40.920 She's got two felony arrest warrants. They bring in a 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:44.560 track and dog and find her under a pile of 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:48.240 her own dirty laundry, which is quote wedged between the 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:53.880 washer and dryer. When you're laundry, when You're laundry has 0:08:53.960 --> 0:09:03.479 become quote wedged somewhere. It's different than like in a basket. Uh, 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.840 you know, because I don't want to dog on Texas. 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:07.400 I'm on dog on my home state for a minute, 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:10.400 because I know I'm reading like bad. Like the sensitivities 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:13.880 here run high. So a dude in Michigan, this is 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:16.840 just just this just happened due to Michigan, goes into 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:20.560 a pet store called I Love My Pets and ask 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:23.440 some questions about the snakes that are for sale. They 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:26.240 leave him to be He then, on a security camera, 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:32.200 puts a four ft ball python down his pants, spends 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:35.439 four minutes in the store with the snake in his pants. 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:38.560 There are so many jokes you can make so easily 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:42.520 that I'm not gonna make them. It's it's harder to 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:44.640 not make the jokes than it doesn't make the jokes. 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:51.920 Walks around, buys a rat for six bucks. Say there's 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:54.680 some things I just don't put down my pants. He uh, 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:57.000 buys a rat for six bucks, walks out. They still 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:59.960 haven't found the guy in Texas. He'd be dead by now. 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:05.680 Or It's like Texas wardens are either good or Michigan 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.440 criminals are good. But the Texas game war and articles 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:12.559 always end with the suspect apprehended, and this guy was 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:17.280 not apprehended. Unrelated to all this, Uh, I'm walking down 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:19.240 the road there, Dan, I passed. There's a waffle shop 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:22.080 in downtown Boseman. It's like a famous breakfast place there, 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:25.680 and they got a sign out that says, we love 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:30.400 hashtags like social media hashtags, because we love hashtags because 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:33.520 they look like waffles. And they got me to thinking, 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:37.080 have they thought the me too movement was people who 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:41.640 are just also hungry for breakfast? I was sure this 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:43.640 is where the podcast was gonna go off the rails, 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:51.440 and it's terrible. We were we recently layout the tune 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:54.960 of situation how we've been talking about the tune of 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:57.120 the expensive tune in how you mislet everyone and had 0:10:57.160 --> 0:11:00.480 to do a correction. Oh right, right, right, rightful everybody 0:11:00.480 --> 0:11:04.439 that recently the tune it was bought for like was 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:06.920 it a million plus or two million plus? And then 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:09.680 it happened every year and it was sort of it 0:11:09.800 --> 0:11:13.320 was bad because it put a price on this fish 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:16.240 that's gonna be over fish if people are getting two 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:18.320 million dollars for these fish all the time, but it 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:21.520 turns out that that first fish always just gets that 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:27.480 kind of money in a um ceremonial buying and um 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:30.000 as it's been putting numerous times now. It's a nick 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:34.079 swinging contest um in Japan for the dudes that roll 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:36.120 in and spend the most money on the first tune 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.800 and it comes to market of the season, so the 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:40.480 next one after that, I don't know. I forget what 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:44.880 the numbers. Yeah, I wrote pecker swinging in my notes 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:49.040 because I heard several people who are bringing youngsters are 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:52.080 bringing this back to one brings to the reason I 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:54.600 bring the tune thing up is someone pointed out that 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:58.080 there's a similar thing that happens at youth livestock auctions 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:02.080 where there are ceremonial purchases, and just recently in Houston, 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:04.920 we're here in the Great State of Texas, they had 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:10.160 to use livestock auction where they shattered every single junior 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:17.160 livestock auction world record in ten days. Some kid gets 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:23.880 eighty three thousand dollars for a damn goat. A turkey 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:30.760 goes for a most been a high fence. A turkey 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:35.040 goes for a d Some kid gets a broiler chicken. 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:39.800 She gets to twenty dollars for her broiler chicken. The 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:45.360 grand champions steer six hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:47.960 The guy that wasn't about this says, and this is 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:53.520 why Texas is the greatest state. I looked through the 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:56.040 photos from the event where you can look at all 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:58.360 the animals and the people behind it. And if you 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:01.720 think that there were not a lot of people wearing 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.760 stats and hats and black sports colts, you'd be wrong. 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:11.280 You'd be wrong for thinking that. Um I had we 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:13.400 had an interesting note come in. She doesn't identify state, 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:15.480 and I can't identify in factually, she begins to note, 0:13:15.480 --> 0:13:18.760 but she says, before you read this email, I'm I'm quoting. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.000 She even put an asterisk next to it, which I 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:24.840 think is for emphasis. She says, before you read this email, 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:28.120 note that if anyone reads this to the public in 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:32.040 any form or fashion and mentions my name, I will 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:38.520 hunt you down and gut you like a fish. She explained, 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:42.520 she's a mother of two. What's that go on? She's 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:45.680 a mother of two. We were recently talking about battle scars, 0:13:45.720 --> 0:13:47.640 like what's the worst outdoor scar you had? And she 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:51.559 said that was pitiful. We had pitiful scars. She was 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:53.760 big into sports and she was big into hunting. And 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.319 she's sixteen years old. She gets back from volleyball practice, 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:59.440 which ran late, and she grabs her twenty gates shotgun 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:02.080 and runs out to the family's milo field. The hunt doves. 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:05.400 It does doesn't change her clothes, so she's got her 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:07.840 volleyball clothes on and she has a run a half 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.360 mile then jump a fence, and she usually kind of 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:12.400 like climbs over the fence, but she she's in such 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:14.360 a hurry. She tries a half climb and half jump 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:16.440 and gets on the bar or gets up on the 0:14:16.480 --> 0:14:19.320 wire and the post tips and she falls on it 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:23.440 and getting and lands on the ground and feels blood 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:25.680 running all over her stomach and looks up and she's 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:31.960 gashed her nipple horribly and passes out. So she wakes 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:35.400 up a while later, she's sixteen years old, looks and 0:14:35.480 --> 0:14:38.040 she realizes that the barb was cut through her shirt 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:41.120 through her sports bra, opened her nipple up. She lives 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.840 in a town of two thousand people. She's real nervous 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:48.360 about words spreading. Goes down her best friend's dad's the doctor. 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:51.120 He puts eight stitches in it. She goes on to 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:57.760 say that her husband called that one scarface, which she 0:14:57.880 --> 0:15:03.880 signs it. She signs it secretively. But um, I liked 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:05.640 the story, but then I got to the part where 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:09.880 my husband called past tense. And then now I spent 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:12.400 all my time worrying about what happened to the husband. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:19.200 He never got caught that sneak in his pants. Oh, 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:24.800 it could mean three things. It would mean they split up, 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:30.600 he passed, or he called that one scar face, but 0:15:30.680 --> 0:15:36.120 then never called it that again. Got it like a fish, 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:39.600 Got it like the fish. I like that. Gal. If 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.920 you out on a first day and got that story 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:45.760 thrown at me, I'd be like, buddy, I'm in Yeah. 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:49.360 I would not like hold that as a negative. Do 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:51.680 do you gotta tell you that? I had several people 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.800 and be like, oh boy, you guys a scar stories 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:59.080 or kind of sissy. We didn't have any good ones. 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:05.360 But I was like, well, yeah, but the point is 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:10.320 it's like experience, and you know who is better to 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:13.800 follow into the woods, like an old wise person with 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:19.520 no scars or an old wise person with lots of scars. Yeah, right, 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:23.440 probably the person with no scars. Yeah, if you said, um, 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:26.240 so I followed this horribly scarred man into the woods, 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:33.560 he should have seen his nipples. Let me tell you 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:36.480 about the other nipples, said, trust me, I know the 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:39.840 way back back to Michigan. This is to put an 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:41.800 issue to bed. I talked a lot about So I 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:44.360 grew up in Tonight, Michigan, and down the road from 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:47.520 us you had to take, I think it wrote down 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:49.640 Duff Road, Duff turned dirt. You go down the dirt 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:52.560 Near's twin Light gun Club. And I was talking about 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:55.320 how I'm not mistaken. You don't you get into the 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:58.640 foggy recesses of your memory, like the things you kind 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:00.600 of feel like you remember, but you can't health you 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:03.000 just heard it or remembered it. And I was saying, 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:06.119 I feel as though when I was a youngster, they 0:17:06.320 --> 0:17:11.320 would steak like tie up a turkey behind a pilot 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:16.639 dirt in contestants. This sounds horrible. Contestants would shoot at 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:20.560 the turkey and whoever hit the turkey brought it home 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:22.359 and ate it. But then I was like, that can't 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:25.679 be true. I must be misremembering. My buddy Craig Christensen 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:30.320 rolled in. He goes Nope, you are not mistaken. He says. 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:33.440 My dad took one of those turkeys home didn't shot, 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.720 and he remembers his dad had oh six and he 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:37.520 used it for all these tournaments that were at the 0:17:37.520 --> 0:17:39.200 gun club down the road from my house. He says. 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:40.560 Not only did they have a thing where they would 0:17:40.560 --> 0:17:42.680 stake at turkey out and shoot at it, they would 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:46.840 hang dynamite from string and shoot at that. And I 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:50.080 was called a dynamite shoot, not to be confused with 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:52.639 a turkey shoot. And then they had a burger shoot. 0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:56.200 He was saying, in a burger shoot, you didn't shoot burger, 0:17:56.840 --> 0:18:00.359 but you shot a target in one burger. This is 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:04.119 like the end of nature would be that you shoot 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:10.280 a target and wind ground beef. Um. He goes on 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.240 to say that this old man swapped that twenty five 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:14.720 oh six for a quote dinky wooden boat, and that 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:21.040 he's still pissed at him. Last bit of Michigan news, Uh, 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:26.920 you know, the Michigan hello, which someone the middle finger, 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:30.399 which someone who wasn't described it as the finger of 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:33.879 fellowship to talk about in his area, gets thrown. It 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:36.960 gets thrown so much as a hello that it is 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:39.199 now regarded as the finger of fellowship and it's not 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:42.879 A dude was from like North Dakota or Nebraska, not 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:46.320 even close to Michigan. But he felt as though, Yeah, 0:18:46.560 --> 0:18:49.399 I just realized I gave three from figure people from 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:51.879 Texas a finger just now, and they're probably really pissed. 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:54.240 A man and not one. Everybody's like, oh, that just 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:59.960 that nice bearded young gentleman just said hello. Uh hips 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:11.320 her on the m fetuck the US. No, I don't 0:19:11.320 --> 0:19:14.520 want it. I don't want it. A Michigan woman just 0:19:14.600 --> 0:19:20.440 tested her constitutional right to throw the Michigan Hello, which 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:22.040 is way off topic for us do we tend to 0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:26.199 focus on wildlife and fishing and whatnot. But becomes interesting 0:19:26.320 --> 0:19:29.000 because it's interesting to me. She gets pulled over by 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:33.040 a policeman for speeding and he writes her up for 0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:36.800 a lesser violation. Okay, so whatever, you whatever, that is 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:40.040 lesson speeding, and you're sure it was for speeding. She 0:19:40.280 --> 0:19:43.120 pulled over for speeding, so he was being a nice guy. 0:19:43.160 --> 0:19:44.879 He's being nice. He's like, gonna let you off for 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:46.399 whatever whatever. What do they call it, I don't know, 0:19:46.480 --> 0:19:51.920 let's just say kind of speeding. She got sight of 0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:56.520 the kind of speeding. She a non moving violation. It 0:19:56.600 --> 0:19:58.480 is what the artist. That's what it said, A non 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:02.800 moving violation. That doesn't really help expose. We had a 0:20:02.800 --> 0:20:07.480 traffic cop here. There you go. All right, we'll go 0:20:07.560 --> 0:20:10.720 with that. There you go to hang you for that 0:20:10.800 --> 0:20:15.879 in Texas, but in Michigan. But you and a T 0:20:16.000 --> 0:20:19.920 shirt and a button in Michigan. He writes her the thing, 0:20:20.320 --> 0:20:22.520 and then they finish, and so she's got a lesser thing, 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:26.840 and she decides to as she drives off, give him 0:20:27.080 --> 0:20:33.119 of Michigan Hello, or perhaps the Michigan goodbye. So he 0:20:33.240 --> 0:20:37.320 then re pulls her over, re pulls her over, and 0:20:37.440 --> 0:20:42.040 then gives her the speeding ticket. She appeals this to 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:45.680 a federal appeals court, and they rule that she has 0:20:45.720 --> 0:20:49.600 a constitutional right to give an officer of Michigan Hello 0:20:50.880 --> 0:20:53.119 if she feels like it. I don't know how I 0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:55.800 feel about this. I feel real good about it, you 0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:58.480 feel good about it. My demeanor when I get pulled over, 0:20:59.000 --> 0:21:01.479 my demeanors be like I started off by being I 0:21:01.520 --> 0:21:06.440 am so sorry. I am so sorry. I'm not saying 0:21:06.720 --> 0:21:08.360 even any cops of finger. I just want the right 0:21:08.400 --> 0:21:11.360 to do that if ever I feel the need. Yeah, 0:21:11.800 --> 0:21:16.400 like it's like, Um, it's not one of those things 0:21:16.400 --> 0:21:21.240 that gives me patriotic stirrings, but it's one of those 0:21:21.240 --> 0:21:25.960 things where I recognize, I can recognize. I reckon. It's 0:21:26.040 --> 0:21:27.840 nice to live in a place I guess to be like, 0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:31.040 it's nice to live in a place where, if you 0:21:31.119 --> 0:21:36.600 so desire, despite your upbringing, two say hello into that 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:41.000 fashion to an officer of the piece, you would theoretically 0:21:41.000 --> 0:21:44.040 be allowed to do so. So you're kind of celebrating 0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:45.800 this lady on one hand, and then on the other 0:21:45.880 --> 0:21:49.320 you're like, oh my gosh, officer, I'm so sorry. You're correct. 0:21:49.720 --> 0:21:51.800 If I saw her, I would give her the Michigan Hello, 0:21:52.440 --> 0:21:54.520 but it would be I would put my thumb out 0:21:54.560 --> 0:21:56.639 or whatever you need to do to make it different, 0:21:57.720 --> 0:22:01.159 to make it more stinging. Um, okay, here's a good question. 0:22:01.720 --> 0:22:05.360 If you're, uh, you're fishing somewhere okay, and you're doing 0:22:05.400 --> 0:22:09.000 good and someone comes up and they say, hey, man, 0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:19.800 are you catching anything? Yeah? See is that immoral? No? 0:22:21.080 --> 0:22:23.760 If I'm not mistaken, there's this there. There's a book 0:22:23.760 --> 0:22:28.520 called the Good Book, and they get I think they 0:22:28.600 --> 0:22:31.440 give you ten rules. They got to narrow down to 0:22:31.520 --> 0:22:37.119 ten things. One month's da'sn't do? And when only ten, like, 0:22:37.200 --> 0:22:38.639 of all the bad things you can do in the 0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:41.919 whole world, they come up with ten, and and that 0:22:42.040 --> 0:22:46.720 manages to make the list. I changed the subject real fast. 0:22:47.800 --> 0:22:50.159 You answer a question with a question, My god, is 0:22:50.160 --> 0:22:55.760 that a nice sunset? What kind of shades are those? Nice? Half? 0:22:56.840 --> 0:22:59.720 Every day is a good day of fishing. Yeah, that's 0:22:59.720 --> 0:23:03.159 a good to put it. I don't. I call it 0:23:03.200 --> 0:23:07.240 sam back and I don't like it. What do you do? Then? 0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:10.600 You do not lie? Spreading love? Man? Let me come 0:23:10.600 --> 0:23:14.000 on catching a bunch of fish. Well, yeah, it just 0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:18.120 happened to me once where Um, we killed the cow 0:23:18.160 --> 0:23:20.600 elk and she was, I don't know, a couple three 0:23:20.640 --> 0:23:24.159 miles back from the road, we packed out half and 0:23:24.200 --> 0:23:27.480 as we're getting ready to going for the second half. Um, 0:23:27.600 --> 0:23:30.000 I remember this part of the two was a buddy dan. 0:23:30.960 --> 0:23:35.400 I was like, man, we have those beers now, like, no, bro, like, 0:23:35.840 --> 0:23:38.040 we definitely need to go and get the second load. 0:23:38.240 --> 0:23:42.040 And then wow, that becas gonna be too tired later 0:23:42.080 --> 0:23:45.399 to drink. Yeah right, and uh, this fellow pulls up 0:23:45.440 --> 0:23:47.680 in an a t on a TV with his I 0:23:47.680 --> 0:23:50.480 think it was his nephew on the back whatever, and 0:23:50.480 --> 0:23:53.880 he starts asking us about the how the hunt went, 0:23:53.920 --> 0:23:55.880 where we got where we got the cow and whatnot, 0:23:56.600 --> 0:24:00.440 and uh Dan wanted to just just be like telling 0:24:00.480 --> 0:24:03.200 him that it was farther than it was or or 0:24:03.320 --> 0:24:06.200 or and just kind of not give any details about it. 0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:09.600 And I'm like, why lie about it, man, Like I was, 0:24:09.800 --> 0:24:11.680 you know, because but I didn't like about it either. 0:24:11.800 --> 0:24:13.440 The guy on the A t V s saying like, 0:24:13.560 --> 0:24:16.359 oh well, he actually was like, oh well, good things 0:24:16.400 --> 0:24:19.240 to three miles back. I don't want to put this 0:24:19.320 --> 0:24:21.840 poor kid through something like that when would like yelk hunting, 0:24:21.880 --> 0:24:23.440 you know, so we're looking for one that we can 0:24:23.480 --> 0:24:25.439 just pop off the A t V. I'm thinking, like, 0:24:26.160 --> 0:24:28.159 what's wrong with the world, you know, No, like I 0:24:28.200 --> 0:24:30.760 wanted to just bring the kid along and having truck 0:24:30.840 --> 0:24:32.520 up there and maybe run into another one, you know. 0:24:33.320 --> 0:24:36.840 So anyhow, Yeah, I don't know. It's just like from 0:24:36.880 --> 0:24:40.000