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Speaker 1: podcast the world's most disruptive podcast by truly the world's

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Speaker 1: most disruptive podcaster. Don't get it twisted, mirror, mirror on

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Speaker 1: the wall. Who's the most disruptive of them all? Me?

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Speaker 1: Motherfucker Me? Who keeps it all the way, live, all

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Speaker 1: Caucus Mountains. Nobody, nobody the quote the great Keith Sweat,

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Speaker 1: live and direct from New York City. Hot ass swamp ass,

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Speaker 1: the other day was the hottest day on record. Hot

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Speaker 1: Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. So much going on, it's about

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Speaker 1: the Knicks. Let me tell you something. I was talking

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Speaker 1: By the way, this Sunday, I'm gonna be in Brooklyn

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Speaker 1: Cube and everybody else. But the New York Knicks traded

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Speaker 1: win block shot title. That's what you should be focusing on.

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Speaker 1: Any point you're not getting as a goal, I'm working

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Speaker 1: on my three. Come on, man, you're seven foot two,

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Speaker 1: Knicks to the next level. Otherwise we're gonna be right

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Speaker 1: back where we were this season. Everybody will be local.

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Speaker 1: Jalen Brunson is listen Jalen Brunton is a great player,

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Speaker 1: it's my opinion because Julius Raid he's on, that David Blaine,

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Speaker 1: Sixty three points, forty seven points regular season means nothing,

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Speaker 1: means doo dooo, kaka poo pooh means nothing. It's a

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Speaker 1: And if you can't change, you can't adjust. I don't

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Speaker 1: to Villanova. He's got nice red hair, he's Italian, got

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Speaker 1: a cool name. You know, he's nice to He's not

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Speaker 1: gonna win you any fucking games. That's my opinion. Sticking

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Speaker 1: to you, slick vic women Yama, you seven foot five freak.

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Speaker 1: You listen, Get your fucking security goons under control, Get

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Speaker 1: your fucking goons under control, legedly, these goons that are

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Speaker 1: protecting that giant, that French giant, Victor Wemenyamo, slick Vic,

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Speaker 1: one of those animals backhanded the Great Britney Spears. Hasn't

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Speaker 1: She can't get a fucking autograph, slick Vic. Your goon

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Speaker 1: staff doesn't know Britney Spears when they see her. The

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Speaker 1: fuck man, free Britney. Keep your fucking paws off of

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Speaker 1: Britney Spears. I mean, yeah, Britney Spears ain't no ice spins.

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Speaker 1: Britney Spears, ain't no tailor swift. Her best days are

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Speaker 1: behind her, But everybody wants to see Britney Spears win.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants to see her shoved backhanded by some goon,

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Speaker 1: Britney Spears, you show her respect and apologize to Britney Spears.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what Britney Spears little creuz, the Britney monsters,

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Speaker 1: or the Britney Gang or the gang Britney or the Spears,

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Speaker 1: Grandish everybody. They all got their fans, the barbs. You

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