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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to a brand new hour, and we are

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Speaker 1: fully here with you this morning night. He rubs his eyes.

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Speaker 1: He went to the NFC Championship game last night. Holy cow,

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Speaker 1: what an incredible night. Anyway, full hour of new loserly

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Speaker 1: new second day. Oh and airline.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the flight attendants admitted things. They're gonna judge you

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Speaker 1: All right, before we get there, let's see the comments.

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Speaker 2: Yes, margin said, I switched from only the second date

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Speaker 2: updates to the full show when I quit my sleeping medication.

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Speaker 3: I barely ever finished the full hour. Y'all are weirdly soothing,

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Speaker 3: so wild.

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Speaker 1: We'll look at that, taking off, taking you off your meds,

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Speaker 1: getting you to sleep. All right, Well, good night, good night. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have a good night, and your full hour starts

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 4: Famed scientist Marie Curry may I have won two Nobel prizes.

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Speaker 1: That's right, girls, the.

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Speaker 4: Willard Gibbs Award and Cosmo Magazines Sexiest Physicists under seventy.

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Speaker 4: But you know what, I'll tell you this, she never

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Speaker 4: won our Hero of the Week.

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Speaker 5: Alive.

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Speaker 6: Don't make excuses for her.

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and who is our

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Speaker 4: honored hero this week. Who's not Marie Curry. A man

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Speaker 4: named Jason Carter from New York.

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Speaker 6: Recently.

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Speaker 4: Jason was traveling by a plane, something Marie Curry never did.

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Speaker 4: And it's cold in New York. So you've heard of

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Speaker 4: de icing a plane before a flight. Oh yeah, it

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Speaker 4: happens a lot, But have you heard of de icing

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Speaker 4: a person's Exactly what happened. While Jason was sitting in

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Speaker 4: his seat waiting for his flight to take off. Inside

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Speaker 4: inside the plane, he noticed something dripping from the ceiling

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Speaker 4: onto his pants.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, didn't give it a taste test.

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Speaker 4: Maybe probably Marie Cury would have done that, but not Jason.

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Speaker 4: He pushed the call button to ask a flight attendant,

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Speaker 6: Told them I think the plane is leaking. So the

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Speaker 4: Them back to the gate where they thoroughly examined Jason's lap.

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Speaker 6: Right up in there.

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Speaker 1: Everyone on the plane hates Jason and his lap.

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Speaker 6: Right now, they.

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Speaker 4: Realized the de icing fluid from outside had somehow gotten

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Speaker 6: It sounds not.

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Speaker 1: Good, but I bet they gave him a drink voucher

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Speaker 1: for his next fly.

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Speaker 6: That'd be nice.

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Speaker 4: The airline said, you know what, don't worry. De icing

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Speaker 4: fluids are generally non hazardous generally and fluid leaks are

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Speaker 4: quote pretty rare.

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Speaker 1: Reassuring Bucky you Jason.

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Speaker 4: Good news is Jason did finally take off five hours

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Speaker 4: later in a different plane, hopefully wearing a different pair

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Speaker 7: D iced at the airports a warm West.

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Speaker 1: It's your veins that.

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Speaker 8: Makes Jason our hero of the week. Go Jason, suck

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Speaker 8: at Marie Curry. Now let's move on to something else.

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Speaker 8: Marie Curry has never done the shock collar question of

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Speaker 9: He scared Jeff.

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Speaker 6: She certainly is so. Now no more words, just Jake.

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Speaker 9: Well, let's throw back a pine of fosters and shout

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Speaker 9: gooday mate, because it's officially Australia.

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Speaker 1: Shrimp on the Bobby.

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Speaker 9: It's a country full of sunshine and sexy accents and

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Speaker 9: animals that look like they were designed by a prank show.

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Speaker 9: Everything you see in Australia is either beautiful or deadly

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Speaker 9: land down Unda the perfect topic for trivia, since half

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Speaker 9: a special ausie or nasy edition of twenty. You'll give

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Speaker 9: You just have to tell me if that's a true

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Speaker 9: From nineteen ninety one to nineteen ninety four, Australia officially

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Speaker 9: used no Worries as a national slogan. It appeared in

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Speaker 1: Wait did you say planned parenthood? As then you're going

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Speaker 1: to get your STD test And they're like, no worries.

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Speaker 9: No worries test, I'm planning pregnancy other things, no worries?

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Speaker 9: Brook is this fact an auzie.

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Speaker 10: Or it's just a little bit.

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Speaker 5: Worries?

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Speaker 3: Can you say no worries and an accent?

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Speaker 9: I could did you get this right, but do you

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Speaker 1: So I'll just say, Ozzie, you like it?

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Speaker 9: You said worries was never the official slogan.

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Speaker 1: They should adopt it.

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Speaker 9: Brook over you and nine is off the board.

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Speaker 1: Let's go eight, mate, Brook.

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Speaker 9: There's a significant time in Australian history that everyone is

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Speaker 9: a bunch of birds. What is this fact? An assie

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Speaker 1: I mean, god, EMUs are really aggressive animals, Like they're

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Speaker 10: To go chilly mutual commercials.

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Speaker 6: He storms the field isn't that big?

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Speaker 3: The birds that swooped down were the helmets for.

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Speaker 3: But he said, war on bird. I'm just saying, my

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Speaker 9: Your friend always had to wear a helmet birds.

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Speaker 6: You know what I'm going to say.

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Speaker 1: If anyone's going to take down Australia, it's going to

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Speaker 9: Brook thinks the War of Great EMUs is real, and

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Speaker 9: she's absolutely.

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Speaker 9: The war ended when the military withdrew and a huge

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Speaker 9: population of destructive EMUs refused to back down. Eight thousand

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Speaker 7: They not have grenades.

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry to say that eight to nine are off

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Speaker 9: the board. Need a number, Let's go ten, all right.

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Speaker 9: Between nineteen eighty seven and nineteen ninety two, Australians could

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Speaker 10: It's like always hot.

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Speaker 9: There is this fact an ausie or a nausey.

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Speaker 10: I mean it seems like it could be real, for

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Speaker 7: I think it's real. I'm and it's a.

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Speaker 9: Ausi, Josey says Ozzie. Not real. The EMUs would be

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Speaker 9: so mad that it's dangerous. Jeffrey were over to you.

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Speaker 9: You gotta get this right or Brook is going to

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Speaker 9: take home Australia.

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Speaker 6: Day and thirteen.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey Australia has more kangaroos than people. Is that true

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Speaker 4: I feel, how could you like get a good count

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Speaker 6: Because they have the pouches.

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Speaker 4: You could have like six kangaroos hiding inside of one

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Speaker 1: I don't know that you can have that many one.

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Speaker 6: I think there can't be more than that.

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Speaker 9: Give me nah see, Jeffrey says, na see. Yes, Australia

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Speaker 9: has forty to fifty million kangaroos six or twenty seven

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Speaker 9: million people. In fact, kangarooleated car accidents are common enough

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Speaker 6: Called the Australian Military. Sounds like we need to go

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Speaker 9: Brook has one Today's edit plenty of all right Brooks.

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Speaker 6: So you get to choose who get shocked today. They're

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Speaker 6: Who's it going to be.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the accent loving person on this show,

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Speaker 1: that is Jose a good accent. I didn't mean in.

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Speaker 6: Love do you come from a Londown under where women

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Speaker 6: and your shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 6: your phone tap coming up in just a.

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Speaker 11: Few minutes, Brooken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: Before you left the house this morning? Yeah, did you

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Speaker 6: burp it?

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Speaker 4: Brooken Jeffrey in the morning present my apartment. The term

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Speaker 4: house burping is trending right now.

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Speaker 6: Have you ever heard of this?

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Speaker 1: A German thing.

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Speaker 6: It actually is a little bit German.

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Speaker 4: But if you don't know about that term it means,

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Speaker 4: I mean you've probably actually done it before. It's basically

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Speaker 1: Yes, that last night in the winter.

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Speaker 4: But now the term houseburping has become popular for it.

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Speaker 1: That is gross.

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Speaker 6: What can you think of a better human bodily function

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Speaker 1: Can we just go with air it out?

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Speaker 4: No, that's not as fun and house It's a little

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Speaker 4: more intentional than just cracking a window. It's something that

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Speaker 4: you're supposed to do regularly, even during the winter.

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Speaker 1: What's the difference If it's not just cracking a window.

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Speaker 6: You're opening intentional.

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Speaker 9: Multi really.

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Speaker 6: Naturally.

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Speaker 4: Germans have had a term for this for a long time.

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Speaker 4: In Germany, it's called luften or airing it out. Yes,

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Speaker 4: we must luften, opens the windows, gets a stink of

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Speaker 4: venus chnitz and sokras, out of mind house youten. The

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Speaker 4: most popular times to burp your house are first thing

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Speaker 4: in the morning, right after a shower, after you cook,

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Speaker 6: Netflix and chill session.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that it always looks good what just happened?

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Speaker 4: Experts say it doesn't take long. Just ten minutes or

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Speaker 4: less is enough of a houseburb to cleanse the air

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Speaker 4: and make it much healthier for you.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 4: But one major downside though, is it could severely up

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Speaker 4: your energy bill.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, make everything really cool, really quick.

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Speaker 6: That's a different type of oof don.

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Speaker 4: But we got laser stories super wof coming up right

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Speaker 4: after this. It's the radio segment that's developing a new

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Speaker 4: in home feature to help you save some space. You've

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Speaker 4: heard of fold away beds, Yeah, introducing the fold.

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Speaker 6: Away the day. The hapeute. It's a couch but you

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Speaker 4: Next thing, you know, it's a fully functional toilet that

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Speaker 7: It's not a drinking fountain.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, good point, Jose.

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Speaker 4: It's the fold Away, but day only with Laser Stories,

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Speaker 4: a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

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Speaker 4: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser

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Speaker 4: and those are the Burt squirts.

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Speaker 6: Just don't Oh my god. Okay, working on.

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Speaker 4: The tagline, I'll admit that this first laser story is

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Speaker 4: out of the one and only Florida.

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Speaker 9: Let's go.

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Speaker 4: A twenty eight year old man named Austin Simmons was

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Speaker 1: Did I feel you I could fall asleep on a

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Speaker 9: Well yeah.

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Speaker 4: Bystanders thought Austin looked kind of out of it, like

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Speaker 4: and that good samaritan was a guy named Carlos.

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Speaker 12: Carlos.

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Speaker 4: Carlos tried to gently wake up Austin by saying.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Hey, hey, buddy, okay, but nothing so touched his shoulder.

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Speaker 4: That's when Austin freaked out, opened up his eyes and

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Speaker 6: Was like he was mid lunch.

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Speaker 4: After that, there was some yelling and police were called.

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Speaker 4: Apparently Carlos the good Samaritan was not happy that he

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Speaker 7: Way against like a homeless person.

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Speaker 6: No, he's a normal guy.

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Speaker 10: Oh but still.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, two big drops.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, he disrupted the nap. He should be

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Speaker 4: Well, police had no choice but to arrest Austin for batteries.

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Speaker 4: It would normally be just considered a misdemeanor, but he

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Speaker 5: Nobody got.

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Speaker 1: Ketchup packet.

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Speaker 4: Officers also did find a small amount of cocaine on him,

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Speaker 1: He was asleep. I was obviously not doing it right.

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Speaker 4: All this because of two small ketchup stains. Austin is

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Speaker 1: If the whole thing wouldn't have been fired.

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Speaker 4: What a tragic day. Let's go to your next laser story.

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Speaker 4: Out of Missouri, twenty four year old guy named Mama

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Speaker 4: Do Diallo was up to no good. Cops in Kansas

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Speaker 4: City say that between May and June of last year,

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Speaker 4: he sold two cars to at least eight different people.

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Speaker 1: Wait, the same car.

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Speaker 4: Let me repeat that he sold two cars to eight people.

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Speaker 6: So how does that happen?

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Speaker 1: Maybe he miscounted.

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Speaker 4: Well, Mama Do would post one of the cars on

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Speaker 6: People would pay for it with cash. Then later Mama.

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Speaker 4: Dou would sneak into the person's property and steal the

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Speaker 1: I am sorry, how this has not happened to my mother?

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Speaker 1: You don't even know she has bought so many cars

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Speaker 6: Get what you're saying, Brook. It is a genius plan, right,

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Speaker 6: I know, steal her car. So how did he get caught?

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Speaker 4: Well, he tried to sell the same car to the

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Speaker 3: Twice for a second time like this.

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Speaker 6: It was kind of tricky.

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Speaker 4: A lady that he scams saw the car for sale

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he tried to sell it to her a second.

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Speaker 1: Time she outed him. Yes she did, she.

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Speaker 4: Mamadu is facing fourteen felony charges and up to ninety

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Speaker 4: eight years in jail or like Mama, do some time. Yes,

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Speaker 4: So kind of a good guy. This final laser story

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Speaker 4: is out of the Big Five?

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Speaker 1: Oh what's Hawaii Haway?

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Speaker 5: Five?

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Speaker 4: Let me ask you what Reese, Witherspoon, Ryan Reynolds, Peyton Manning,

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Speaker 4: Blake Shelton, Baby Spice, Steve Rkle and a snowball all

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Speaker 10: Sounds like a really sad joke.

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Speaker 6: They're all turning fifty years old this year.

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Speaker 11: That Big Five, Oh, oh my.

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Speaker 6: God, that one.

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Speaker 4: A sixty four year old man named Jeff Seamus claims

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Speaker 4: he has the world's oldest snowball, which was formed fifty

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Speaker 4: years ago on February fifth of nineteen seventy six.

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Speaker 1: How annoying it's been in this freezer for that long.

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Speaker 6: His mom's freezer.

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Speaker 1: Wow, and the mom kept it.

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Speaker 4: The mom did keep it her name's Betty, in an

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Speaker 3: Why is this the cutest snowballs? I love his commitment

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Speaker 3: to it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: He even had to once drive the snowball from San Jose, California,

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Speaker 1: But sir, why are you speeding? I got the.

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Speaker 6: Snowbook deliver so it's all in fun. But there is

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Speaker 4: Oh he wants them to inherit it when he had

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Speaker 1: The draw straws. Whoever gets a short straws.

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Speaker 4: He says, quote, I have two adult kids, and they

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Speaker 4: But he believes once it is theirs, they'll finally get it.

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Speaker 4: Whether they appreciate it now or not, it's going to

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Speaker 1: I don't hopefully he just won't know what happens after

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Speaker 3: People'll hear money, some get snowballs.

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Speaker 4: It is kind of like this guy, because he's always

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Speaker 6: To preserve it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we'll do a demonstration in front of you later

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Speaker 4: after the show is done, bro, But that's it now

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Speaker 4: means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 4: We'll do it again, same time, on Wednesday.

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Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: If your parents are sick and they get back into

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Speaker 4: But how far would you go to help them in

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Speaker 10: That's a different question.

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Speaker 1: May go help him, try to set up like a

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Speaker 4: You, to show him how to download hinge and set

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Speaker 4: it up the right way. Encourage them to use more

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Speaker 4: tongue and water droplet emojis and their text messages.

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Speaker 1: My mom still does not understand water droplet emojis.

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Speaker 6: I think she knows exactly what she's doing, and maybe

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Speaker 4: One guy took it even farther and decided to go

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Speaker 4: could be, but unfortunately it ends up on our loser

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Speaker 4: life and you can hear his full message. I can't

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Speaker 4: even call it sweet. You'll you're coming up right after this.

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Speaker 5: You just the right number.

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Speaker 11: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 6: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 4: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 4: I really like to take you to the movies, but

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Speaker 6: Stuff to the movies all the time.

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Speaker 4: Well, whatever you do, don't fill up his pockets with

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Speaker 6: Will never forget. And that's when you give him the

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Speaker 4: So hopefully he calls us and leaves an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 4: that we can play on the air.

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Speaker 6: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 5: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 13: My dad's been super single for the last like nine years.

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Speaker 13: He really has like no confidence to do anything, especially

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Speaker 14: But you know, he's my dad.

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Speaker 5: He's just an awesome guy.

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Speaker 13: And I mean if I was a chick, I definitely

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Speaker 5: So uh, yeah.

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Speaker 9: Next, you never want to do that.

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Speaker 6: You know, you don't want to say is that a

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: No, he was a well intentioned am, but it's not

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Speaker 1: even then. He just said that my dad has zero

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Speaker 15: Yeah, all of it next message, Oh.

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Speaker 11: My god, eating, I am so so sorry.

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Speaker 5: You know, like I swear I don't try that much. Sure,

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Speaker 5: I really really don't.

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Speaker 15: Okay, it's just that, Like obviously I had.

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Speaker 12: Been drinking that night and my boss being a total

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Speaker 12: Then my ex texted me like, oh great, just what

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Speaker 12: I need.

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Speaker 9: Plus I didn't even get.

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Speaker 15: To tell you I went to my Froyo shop.

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Speaker 12: And the machine for my favorite flavor bron.

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Speaker 1: Next message, she actually she had to hang up because

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Speaker 4: Nobody on Earth is going through a harder time right

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Speaker 4: now than this woman.

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Speaker 1: But I cried everything.

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Speaker 4: We need all of our listeners to band together right

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Speaker 4: now and send that poor woman some good vibes. Maybe

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Speaker 4: we started GoFundMe to help repair that broken froyo machine.

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Speaker 1: When you pull it down and then it's just watery

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you got the loser line on top

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Speaker 6: She didn't know that, Yeah, well she will. Oh man,

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Speaker 6: these first world problems die hard.

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Speaker 4: And speaking of first world problems, we only got like

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Speaker 4: fifty million views on our podcast last quarter.

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Speaker 6: Wow, we were hoping for so much.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you guys, you made Jake cry. Jake is crying.

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Speaker 4: It really is sad, but I guess fifty million will

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Speaker 4: have to do. Or you can always go check out

463
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Speaker 4: our YouTube, where we post our favorite loser line of

464
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Speaker 4: the week every single week for you and your fellow

465
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Speaker 4: first world friends to enjoy and feel sad about. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: now back to the clips.

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Speaker 15: Hey, Lacey, it's we met at the fire and ice party. Like,

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Speaker 15: you know, not to be too direct, but I'll be

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Speaker 15: honest with you. I'm kind of surprised that I haven't

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Speaker 15: heard from you, because.

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Speaker 5: I get it.

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Speaker 15: I mean a lot of people get starstruck when they

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Speaker 15: see me, and they'll come up to me, you know,

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Speaker 15: like at parties and be like, oh, dude, you're the

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Speaker 15: guy from the Vascalline commercial. It's not a big deal,

476
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Speaker 15: you know, because I'm like a quote unquote celebrity or whatever.

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Speaker 15: I don't like to call myself that, but you know

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Speaker 15: other people do, and I'm I'm really just like a

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Speaker 15: normal dude. But I do have a load of pre

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Speaker 15: vasoline from doing those ads. So look, you want something,

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Speaker 15: I can hook you up.

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Speaker 1: John, who didn't warn us that the Vasolene guy was

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Speaker 1: going to.

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Speaker 4: Be on the I didn't know, but he I mean,

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Speaker 4: he sounds pretty humble for an a lister.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is going to be one of those articles

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Speaker 1: about like what celebrities are really like.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, way more humble than you think.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure this guy is used to probably rubbing elbows

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Speaker 4: with the hem's words and the and her family.

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Speaker 1: Because you can moisturize with Vassallina.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no friction whatsoever? I thought you He wears

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Speaker 4: up a shirt to every party. He's like, yep, I'm

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Speaker 4: the Vassaline guy.

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Speaker 1: Don't ask my pocket like the warm stuff.

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Speaker 15: Hey, it's just wanted to say it was really.

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Speaker 5: Cool meeting you.

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Speaker 15: I was thinking maybe we could meet up and grab

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Speaker 15: a ca Sadia.

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Speaker 5: You know, I would love to hang out more and

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Speaker 5: just get to it's you know, who is Emily? Really? Uh?

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Speaker 5: I mean Elizabeth? Who is Elizabeth?

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Speaker 15: I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that, because

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Speaker 15: you're not Emily.

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Speaker 5: That's Emily was my ex right, that's my extual name.

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Speaker 5: You obviously are not her, I which is good.

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Speaker 16: I'm glad you're not her because then you'd be a

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Speaker 16: total nightmare.

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Speaker 14: Us.

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Speaker 5: You're not sorry, I don't talk about that. Let's talk

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Speaker 5: about you, Elizabeth, I liked hanging out with you.

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Speaker 16: Let's say that's my point is I really enjoyed hanging

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Speaker 16: out with you, and let's get a case to you sometimes.

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm trying to say.

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Speaker 15: Okay, So anyway she could call me back, Elizabeth, you

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Speaker 15: are Elizabeth and call me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, getting a fake number might have saved him in

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Speaker 2: this case.

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Speaker 3: She never has to hear.

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Speaker 1: That, Okay, she got the fake number, because maybe Elizabeth

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Speaker 1: came out Emily sorry.

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Speaker 4: You know that if his ex Emily is hearing this

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Speaker 4: as a fan of our show right now, she is

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Speaker 4: just smiling so big, like I live rentfree in that

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Speaker 4: guy's Dade from now till forever.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't he just say, oh, sorry, another e name?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: But it was so simple, it was right there for him.

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Speaker 4: Ricke bro Remember you can hit up and subscribe to

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Speaker 4: our YouTube at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: We post all of our content.

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Speaker 4: There are second dates, our phone taps, and our favorite

533
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Speaker 4: loser Line videos of the week with us reacting live

534
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Speaker 4: in studio.

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Speaker 6: Loser Line clip. We've got a phone tap coming up right.

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Speaker 11: After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Regardless of how you feel about how much teachers should

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Speaker 4: get paid. It's definitely not an easy job, grading homework

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Speaker 4: and tests late into the night, dealing with all types

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Speaker 4: of kids and their little, unpredictable personalities, and wondering who

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Speaker 4: threw the stale cafeteria biscuit across the room?

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Speaker 6: Was it wailing again?

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Speaker 4: Well, today we call one teacher who's dealing with all

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Speaker 4: of those issues and, according to her husband, the most

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Speaker 4: overbearing extra group of parents you could possibly imagine.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy.

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Speaker 4: Still, she's managed to keep her cool the entire way

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Speaker 4: until now.

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Speaker 6: Maybe Ken Brooke push her over the edge.

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Speaker 4: I know she's always wanted to go after the teachers

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Speaker 4: of the world, and finally this is her chance.

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Speaker 1: All my children's teachers are still crying.

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Speaker 9: That's good.

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Speaker 6: Let's make another one cry in your phone?

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Speaker 2: Tap right now's phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 5: Hello.

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Speaker 17: Okay, So if I just put in hello, are you there?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I'm sorry. I was just filling out my MENSA

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Speaker 1: renewal statement. Excuse me? Is this miss Ashley? Hi?

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Speaker 14: Yes?

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Speaker 16: It is.

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Speaker 18: Who's this Ray?

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Speaker 1: This is Beverly to say, my daughter Mattie is in

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Speaker 1: your first grade class.

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Speaker 18: Oh yeah, I Maddie.

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Speaker 5: Oh she's so cute.

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Speaker 18: I don't think we've met, have we.

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Speaker 1: No, we haven't. I've decided not to attend curriculum night

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Speaker 1: or any teacher meetings.

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Speaker 18: Okay, well, I mean that's your choice. There's something I

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Speaker 18: can do to help.

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Speaker 1: You, Actually there is. So I've noticed you have a

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Speaker 1: field trip scheduled for the fish hatchery coming up.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, there is. Were you wanting to be a chaperone

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Speaker 18: on that or.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm just thinking like, what are the kids

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Speaker 1: going to get out of that? I mean outside of

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Speaker 1: preparing sushi? Am I right?

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Speaker 18: I mean there's a lot of Yeah, there's a lot

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Speaker 18: that goes into the fish hatchery and how they maintain

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Speaker 18: that wildlife.

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Speaker 1: Not really not compared to other important things in life.

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Speaker 18: Well, the first graders do really enjoy this trip. They

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Speaker 18: look forward to it every year. So we're gonna we're

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Speaker 18: gonna have a great time.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the subpart groups that you've had in years past,

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Speaker 1: would we always suggest an alternative?

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Speaker 18: Well, we can't really switch our plans up at this

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Speaker 18: point in the year because it is approved by the

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Speaker 18: school administration.

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Speaker 1: God as you can, So how about you bring the

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Speaker 1: children to my house to your house?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 1: So that way I could actually homeschool them and for

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Speaker 1: one day out of the school year they may learn something.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, well, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean I okay, okay, I'm sorry, You're welcome.

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Speaker 18: Thank you so much for the offer.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 18: I applaud the initiative, but we're not gonna be able

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Speaker 18: to do that. The school district does need to follow

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Speaker 18: certain guidelines, and that's what we're going to be doing guidelines.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. Fun fact. Did you know I had my

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Speaker 1: first grade daughter take an IQ test before the school year?

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Speaker 16: I did not know.

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Speaker 1: Also yesterday, hmmm, turns out she went down in points

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Speaker 1: since being in your class.

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Speaker 18: Well, those tests are are a little subjective based on

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Speaker 18: who's administrating them, and that's.

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Speaker 1: Like three syllables. Do you think you're using that correctly?

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Speaker 18: I hearing a bit of a condescending and to be honest,

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Speaker 18: I'm entirely sure where that's coming from. So could you

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Speaker 18: maybe help me figure that out.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to understand why my first grade daughter

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Speaker 1: has gotten significantly dumber since the beginning to.

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Speaker 6: Fall, right.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm not interested in having this conversation anymore. If

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Speaker 18: there's any other issues you have with me being Maddie's instructor.

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Speaker 18: You're more than welcome to take that up with the administration.

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Speaker 18: But I think that this conversation is no longer productive.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's fine. You want to quit. No, you're to

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Speaker 1: have that type of attitude.

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Speaker 18: No, I'm not quitting. I just know that my time

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Speaker 18: is valuable.

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Speaker 1: Oh, your time's valuable. Do you know what Maddie did

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Speaker 1: with her valuable time? Yeah, she designed and printed an

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Speaker 1: extension to our kitchen.

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Speaker 18: That's the exceptional congratulating for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Put it to work.

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Speaker 18: That's great. I'm so glad that she's doing that.

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Speaker 1: But is great. She's actually been asked to teach architecture

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Speaker 1: at a local community college. I would I believe they

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Speaker 1: haven't been asked to do that, have you?

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Speaker 18: I really haven't because I focus on for so and

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Speaker 18: you're jealous of mine. You think I'm jealous of your

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Speaker 18: first grade daughter because she printed an extension of your kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Well, I do know you asked the class to just

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Speaker 1: draw a house last week. So that was cute.

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Speaker 18: Oh yeah, super cute.

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Speaker 1: My daughter's actually creating a house. There's a difference.

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Speaker 18: You know, it's not cute. It is this conversation. So

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Speaker 18: thank you so much for the feedback.

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Speaker 1: Welcome, and thank you so much for being a victim

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Speaker 1: of this prank phone call set up by your husband Nick.

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Speaker 1: What teacher out to lunch alert?

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Speaker 18: Okay, so you're not You're not bad his mom.

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Speaker 19: No, this is actually Brooke from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 19: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 17: Oh goodness, there's no way this woman is this crazy.

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Speaker 1: Oh, your husband Nick emailed us and he said that

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Speaker 1: the parents apparently have been a little extra this year.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, Yeah, so I just thought i'd set the

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Speaker 1: bar a little higher for those parents.

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Speaker 18: Oh you sure?

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Speaker 1: Did you really mean? But are you doing calculus later

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Speaker 1: on this semester.

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Speaker 18: Or no, No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: We were hoping for the Pythagorean theorem. Wow, maybe that's geometry.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember, Broke.

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Speaker 16: In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties Brooking Jeffrey in

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Speaker 16: the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Women have this amazing ability to meet a guy and

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Speaker 4: look right past all his glaring red flax.

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Speaker 6: No job, that's because he's an entrepreneur.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the rude to the wait staff, he just knows

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Speaker 4: what he likes.

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Speaker 6: That's hard to forgive. It forgets your birthday. No, he

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Speaker 6: just doesn't believe in the Gregorian calendar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's smart, you can't fault him for that.

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Speaker 4: But this may be the biggest waving red flag that

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Speaker 4: we've ever heard on a first date, and yet somehow

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Speaker 4: they still hooked up afterwards.

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Speaker 10: Oh all right, it does sound kind of normal.

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Speaker 6: You're gonna hear it. I can't wait when we knew

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Speaker 6: your brand news Second date.

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Speaker 11: Update next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second date Updates.

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Speaker 4: Out of all the crazy places we've heard of people

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Speaker 4: meeting each other on this segment, mid convenience store robbery

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Speaker 4: or in the colonoscopy.

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Speaker 6: Prep area, that was cute, very sweet.

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Speaker 4: I mean, we've definitely heard some strange meetups before that

683
00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 4: you'd tell stories about for years if it ended up

684
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 4: working out.

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00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:40,880
Speaker 10: Yeah.

686
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,680
Speaker 4: I don't know about this one, because one of our

687
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 4: listeners says he met a woman while attending his own

688
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 4: bachelor party.

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00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 6: Oh no, words not mine.

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Speaker 1: Should we have him on the phone, Jeff Well.

691
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 6: I'm curious to hear what the story is.

692
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 10: At least or single now or something.

693
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: Maybe it was an open marriage.

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00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 10: I don't know that's true.

695
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 4: I would never think about that we have a lot

696
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:05,839
Speaker 4: of questions, so we need to talk to this guy.

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00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 6: Rick. Hey man, welcome to the show.

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00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 5: How you doing.

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00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: I feel like you're to come in with more than

700
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 1: just how you're doing. Big misunderstanding.

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Speaker 6: Okay, did I read this right? This is your bachelor party?

702
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 5: It was my bachelor party.

703
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:22,839
Speaker 1: Oh wow.

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00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 16: I'm honestly, I'm pushing forty and I've been to all

705
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 16: of my friend's bachelor parties. I spend tons of money

706
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 16: on them, and I say I felt like it was

707
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 16: time to celebrate me.

708
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 7: Woo wait, you threw yourself your own bachelor I can't.

709
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: But that means you're getting married. Were you getting married?

710
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 16: No, I'm celebrating that I'm a bachelor.

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00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 5: It's a bachelor party, that is. I just have frien.

712
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 7: I was like you, guys, I'm never gonna have a

713
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:48,399
Speaker 7: bachelor party.

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00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 14: Man.

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00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,760
Speaker 7: Their bachelor parties.

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00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 4: Have always been So that is funny because bachelor parties

717
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 4: are always are typically celebrating the end of being a bachelor.

718
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 4: But you're actually celebrating currently being a bachelor exactly.

719
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:03,000
Speaker 3: Well, you probably have.

720
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 2: To explain that to women when you're out. Okay, I'm

721
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 2: not actually getting married.

722
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: You think you found the reason he's not gonna.

723
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 12: To call.

724
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 1: He came off as a fiance.

725
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 6: Well, we don't know.

726
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 4: We don't know what the story is or who we met. Like,

727
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 4: we need to hear it from you. Rick, tell us

728
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:19,840
Speaker 4: what happened.

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00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 16: So, yeah, we had a I threw the party downtown

730
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 16: and there's lots of drinks and fun.

731
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 5: Then we went to a bunch of clubs. It was

732
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 5: a great time.

733
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 6: And this is you and like, what a group of

734
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 6: your guy friends?

735
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's about six of us total.

736
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,839
Speaker 1: Okay, is there anything indicating bachelor party as you're out?

737
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: You know, like girls will wear sashes and white dresses.

738
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,240
Speaker 10: Like, do you kind of wear like suits and stuff?

739
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: I guess do you have any of that?

740
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 16: I mean, we all dressed up nicely, but yeah, we

741
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 16: didn't have coordinating outfits or anything.

742
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,399
Speaker 3: Carrying our girlfriend, your fiance's head around on a stick?

743
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, is that what you guys do?

744
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,240
Speaker 3: I got a lot of her friend's boyfriends.

745
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 6: I'll show you all right, we'll do that.

746
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 4: After we talked to Rick more about his bachelor party.

747
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 4: So apparently you ended up meeting a girl while you

748
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:01,879
Speaker 4: were out.

749
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, at one of the clubs, I met this girl.

750
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 5: Name is Riley.

751
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 16: She's great and uh we hit it off right away.

752
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 16: But as you can imagine, she was immediately skeptical, thinking

753
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 16: that I'm about to get married when she found out

754
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 16: about the bachelor party.

755
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's because.

756
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 4: You're called a bachelor party, bro, so everyone's you're getting

757
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 4: married exactly.

758
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 16: It wasn't my fault. Like I was talking to her

759
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 16: that one of my buddies comes up behind me and

760
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,399
Speaker 16: he's like, dude, congrats on the bachelor party, and then

761
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 16: he like runs off.

762
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: Oh and I assume you try to explain, but then

763
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 1: you would just come off as a bigger liar.

764
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've been single for a way too long.

765
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 6: I'm celebrating me and so yeah, never being married.

766
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 16: It's not an easy explanation.

767
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, this is a branding issue, you know.

768
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,880
Speaker 16: I finally I brought another friend over.

769
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 5: And he explained the whole thing, and she got it.

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00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 5: She did, Yeah, she did.

771
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,399
Speaker 6: We at least she pretended to get well.

772
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: I mean, if she stayed around, then she probably believed she.

773
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 3: Went to the bathroom, did a quick Google search, checked

774
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 3: her instat Uh.

775
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 6: So was there more to the evening after that?

776
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 16: There was so, I you know, I got in a

777
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:10,000
Speaker 16: hotel room because since my bachelor party, and at some

778
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 16: point Riley and I decided to sneak off and I

779
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 16: gets my own party, okay.

780
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 6: And you and Riley went to the hotel.

781
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:19,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, and she stayed the night.

782
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: Okay. Wow, I mean it sounds really fun, really fun.

783
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 6: Uh huh.

784
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 1: It does not sound like something you'd expect to call

785
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:28,879
Speaker 1: back from.

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00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's a good point.

787
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you get a call back after such a

788
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 4: romantic Yeah?

789
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: I mean did you indicate to her how interested you

790
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: were in her?

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00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 5: I did, like in the morning.

792
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 16: You know, we had had all these like lots of long,

793
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 16: deep conversations.

794
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 5: I really felt like we connected.

795
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 16: So in the morning, I was like, we need to

796
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,640
Speaker 16: see each other again, we need to continue this.

797
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 1: Oh okay, you were really direct.

798
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 16: I was, and I thought she was on the same page.

799
00:38:56,600 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 16: But that was four days ago and she hasn't responded

800
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 16: since I've sent her texts and I've got nothing.

801
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,839
Speaker 1: Maybe she's still nursing or hangover. Ye, the bright light

802
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: of my phone is too much.

803
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 16: Yeah, I mean we didn't drink a ton, to be honest,

804
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 16: And we drank, sure, but it wasn't like blackout.

805
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 5: Drunk or anything.

806
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 16: And yeah, it was romance, but we talked a lot

807
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 16: and we really got to know each other.

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00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 6: So maybe that's the problem.

809
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,720
Speaker 4: Then I made if Brook's going back to a guy's hotel,

810
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 4: she does not want to talk, that's for sure.

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00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: Well, I mean after a night of the club, I

812
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: don't think anybody does. Like I think what you experienced

813
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: is unusual for sure, and special. Like I could understand

814
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: why you're upset.

815
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 16: I'm just confused because I know people, and I could

816
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 16: read her, and she had strong feelings for me.

817
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,440
Speaker 5: I could tell. So I still know what to make

818
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 5: of this whole thing.

819
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 1: Huh, maybe she's not being fully honest with you about

820
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 1: where she is in life.

821
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, she was.

822
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 4: It was a birthday party, said so all right, Well,

823
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 4: who knows what that means. We're gonna find out when

824
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 4: we call her and hopefully get some answers, and maybe

825
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 4: if this goes well, we can throw you another real.

826
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 6: Bachelor party, your bachelor party.

827
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 4: We'll find out when we come back for your second

828
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 4: date update.

829
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 6: I'll do it right after this.

830
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 11: Hold on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning second date update, our.

831
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 4: Listener Rick has given us a whole new definition for

832
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 4: the term bachelor party. Yeah, because he threw one for

833
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,400
Speaker 4: himself recently, even though he's not getting married.

834
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: No, not even in a relationship.

835
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 4: No, he did it to celebrate his status as a single,

836
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 4: eligible young man, an actual bachelor.

837
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 1: Okay, most people just call it single guys night out.

838
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 6: He doesn't have the same ring too.

839
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,239
Speaker 1: You don't get people to buy your drinks if you

840
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 1: say that. Yeah, but you don't have this terrible misunderstanding

841
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:56,359
Speaker 1: that he had.

842
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 4: I don't know if there was a misunderstanding, because while

843
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,360
Speaker 4: he was out partying with his buddies, that's where he

844
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 4: met a woman named Riley and ended up bringing her

845
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 4: back to his hotel room, where they spent the rest

846
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 4: of that night talking and having deep, meaningful conversations.

847
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 1: It sounds like Jeff is using his sarcasm voice, but

848
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: that was real really.

849
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 4: Which again, total opposite of your typical bachelor party end

850
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 4: of the night. But that's why he's so confused about

851
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 4: why Riley's been completely ignoring him afterwards. I mean, Alexis,

852
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 4: you would call him back right after a.

853
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 2: Night like that, I mean, to be fair, When you

854
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 2: just said, like men's bachelor hotel room, I kind of

855
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,280
Speaker 2: got chills.

856
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 3: Of how dirty it might be, not gonna lie.

857
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 6: I mean, Rick, what was the state of your hotel room?

858
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 5: It wasn't that dirty.

859
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 16: I mean we did pre party there, but I tried

860
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 16: to hide the shop bottles.

861
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 5: Still, it wasn't that bad.

862
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, So then yeah, I would call him mac.

863
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:45,799
Speaker 5: Yeah.

864
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 4: Oh well, let's see if Riley first of all answers

865
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 4: our call, and second of all, she has an explanation

866
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 4: for why she's been ignoring you for the past four

867
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 4: days since your intimate hangout.

868
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 5: I hope.

869
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 1: So you get to turn this around for you, Rick,

870
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 1: don't be so sad.

871
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, I'm just nervous.

872
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,400
Speaker 1: Okay.

873
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,759
Speaker 7: You guys know you had chemistry, so you have that, bro.

874
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, and remember you are a confident, single bachelor. Any

875
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 4: woman would be lucky to have you, could.

876
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 16: You guys hear what I said before, I'm pushing forty,

877
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 16: so this might be my last chance.

878
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: Well, you're a guy. You got easily a good fifteen years,

879
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: you know.

880
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can date well into your seventies and still

881
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,360
Speaker 4: catch like a twenty or.

882
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 1: Thirty show with enough money. That's true.

883
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, we all have faith in you. Let's see if

884
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 4: Riley picks up the phone number, right now here we go. Hello,

885
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 4: Hi is this Riley?

886
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: This is hi Riley.

887
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 10: Hy morning.

888
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 9: Hi.

889
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 17: What is this in.

890
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 6: Regards to Yeah, this is We're a radio show.

891
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,359
Speaker 4: We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're

892
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 4: doing a segment called the Second Date Update, and we

893
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 4: would love if you could be a part of it.

894
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, just yes.

895
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: Oh you're able to be convinced of anything.

896
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 6: You're going to go with the flow type of person.

897
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,840
Speaker 17: So is this about one of my friends then, because no, not.

898
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 4: Really, this is more about you and why you're not

899
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 4: calling back one of our our friends, a listener to

900
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 4: our show named Rick.

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00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 17: Actually, I've I've changed my mind. I don't want to

902
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 17: participate anymore.

903
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, this is that's crazy. That's a

904
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:32,240
Speaker 1: crazy reaction.

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00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 17: Yeah yeah, I mean, I just I don't really know

906
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,959
Speaker 17: what to tell you. I was really upset in his room.

907
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 17: So I mean, if he can already mention that to you,

908
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 17: I guess that means that I hit it pretty well.

909
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 4: The way that he told it to us was that

910
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 4: you two went back to his room and basically spent

911
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 4: the entire night talking and getting to know each other,

912
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 4: and he felt like the two of you connected on

913
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:53,760
Speaker 4: a deeper level.

914
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 17: Honestly, I don't really want to talk about it because

915
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 17: if I do, I'm I think it might make me

916
00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 17: mad again.

917
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: You so meddle. So I feel like we're past that point.

918
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 6: Was this hotel room a total mess? Is that what

919
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 6: it was?

920
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 17: No, that honestly would have been way better.

921
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 4: Okay, would you mind sharing with I mean, we don't

922
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:14,799
Speaker 4: want to pry too deep into your personal life, but

923
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 4: it would really help Rick if we could know just

924
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 4: a little bit about what he did.

925
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 6: Wrong or well.

926
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 17: I mean, we had been together probably three hours at

927
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 17: this point, and we you know, we were really connecting,

928
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 17: and honestly, like my intuition was.

929
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 5: Like, oh my god, that this.

930
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,879
Speaker 17: Could be the one. I mean, I feel stupid now

931
00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 17: that I was thinking that, because obviously he wasn't. And

932
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 17: I was like, I want this to be more. And

933
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 17: so we were talking for like a really long time,

934
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 17: and I asked him like, if we were together, if

935
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 17: like we were boyfriend and girlfriend and we broke up,

936
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 17: would you date someone similar to me? Afterwards?

937
00:44:55,400 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, you hypothetical question.

938
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,440
Speaker 3: Those are getting together and then breaking up.

939
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 1: Okay, So what did he say?

940
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 7: Answer?

941
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 1: Is important that you didn't.

942
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 17: Like he said, no, that's impossible, you're one of one,

943
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 17: because he immediately went till we would break up, And

944
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 17: that was the point that he should have been like, no,

945
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 17: of course not, we would never break up because you're

946
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 17: my person for me.

947
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: That would have freaked me out. If someone would have

948
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: said we're never going to break up on the first

949
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: night I met them, I'd be like, whoa.

950
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 6: But Brook, they had hung out for three whole hours.

951
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, don't you think that man, that's pretty.

952
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 6: Harsh to totally cut him off after that.

953
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 17: I just feel like, when you know, you know, and

954
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 17: he obviously didn't know that I was his person, and

955
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 17: so why would I waste my time?

956
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 4: Rick told us that you guys talked for hours, and

957
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 4: I don't know if that question even like resonated with

958
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:58,879
Speaker 4: him in the same way that it did with you.

959
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 17: But I can't stop thinking about it.

960
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 7: Omber.

961
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 3: Maybe an opportunity for test correction.

962
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a good chance because Rick is on

963
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 4: the line right now, listening in on this call, waiting

964
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 4: to talk to you.

965
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 5: Hey, Riley, I.

966
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:16,399
Speaker 17: Would loved hello.

967
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 16: Oh my god, I don't even know what to say.

968
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 17: Yeah, there's no surprise there because you didn't know what

969
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 17: to say that ninety.

970
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: Wait, Rick, do you remember that moment in your guys' conversation?

971
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I no idea. It was a test question.

972
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 17: Yeah, that's the point of a test. You're not supposed

973
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 17: to know what's happening.

974
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:39,879
Speaker 6: I thought his answer was pretty good, Like, you're one

975
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 6: of a kind. There's no one in the.

976
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 16: World like you, Riley. Look, I just want to try

977
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 16: to fix this. I really like you, and I just

978
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 16: I just wanted to get to know you. That's what

979
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 16: I saw was happening that night.

980
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 17: I mean, I thought that we were getting to know

981
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 17: each other as well, and I did. I got to

982
00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:00,280
Speaker 17: know that I am not important to you who are

983
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 17: willing to just that you would automatically assume that we

984
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 17: would not make it.

985
00:47:06,120 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 5: You're reading it wrong.

986
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 16: Just because I answered one question wrong doesn't mean that

987
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 16: we can't be together. I said, you're one of kind.

988
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 17: Yeah, one of a kind. But after we broke up,

989
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 17: just give.

990
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 16: Me another chance, Just ask me again, ask me the

991
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 16: same damn question again.

992
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 17: The answer the answer isn't going to matter now that

993
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 17: you know what I want to hear.

994
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:29,480
Speaker 1: Yes, it's important to study before a test, you know,

995
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 1: every teacher would want that.

996
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 17: Yeah, okay, rig if you're a boyfriend and girlfriend and

997
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 17: we broke up, would you date someone similar to me afterwards?

998
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.

999
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 5: No, absolutely no.

1000
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 17: Oh, so you would get somebody different than me.

1001
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 3: I'm gonna break up.

1002
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not paying attention to.

1003
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:50,840
Speaker 17: Gave you the answer.

1004
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:53,600
Speaker 5: Took me again. I can't do it.

1005
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 14: Just ask me again, Ask me again.

1006
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 17: Okay, I'm not gonna ask you again. I already asked

1007
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 17: you twice. You were supposed to say we would never

1008
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 17: break up. I told you what to say, and you

1009
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 17: still didn't do it.

1010
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 2: I'm kind of switching her side for the second round.

1011
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: It cracked under pressure. You guys, there's a lot happening

1012
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: right now. Rick was fully invested in what was happening

1013
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: with you too.

1014
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 16: You can't see me right now, but I am sweating

1015
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:18,919
Speaker 16: right My shirt is soaking wet.

1016
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 17: That's not attracted.

1017
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: Okay, dude, I can't believe you're gonna throw this all

1018
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: away because of one silly question that you don't even like.

1019
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 10: My guy finally went out.

1020
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 6: I agree.

1021
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 4: There's two hours and fifty nine minutes of really great

1022
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 4: conversation and.

1023
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,760
Speaker 17: Greatness after that, all I'm doing right now is living

1024
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 17: my feelings. Okay, you don't tell me how to feel.

1025
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 16: I'm not trying to tell you how to feel. Just

1026
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 16: give me one more chance, okay, and I will listen.

1027
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 16: I will be there for you.

1028
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 5: I would not break up with you.

1029
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,920
Speaker 16: I would not date someone else that looks like you.

1030
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 16: I would always just be there for you.

1031
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,279
Speaker 4: Rick, did you just answer all three options there all

1032
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 4: at the same time.

1033
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: I thought it was a smart move. Yeah.

1034
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 3: I forgot to just say yes, you know what, one

1035
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 3: true and false?

1036
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 4: Whatever you want to hear, that's what he has to say.

1037
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,319
Speaker 4: So at this point, we'd like to ask Riley if

1038
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,280
Speaker 4: you would be willing to give Rick a second chance

1039
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 4: and meet up with him for another date.

1040
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 6: If you are, we would pay for that.

1041
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 5: Please.

1042
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 6: And this is a test. There is a correct answer to.

1043
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 1: It, Riley, Just so don't be so come on. Everybody

1044
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: deserves another shot.

1045
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 17: I will give you one more night. Anything that goes wrong,

1046
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:32,720
Speaker 17: is it it's over.

1047
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 7: On the edge.

1048
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like he won't be walking on eggshells

1049
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: at all.

1050
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,520
Speaker 6: That sounds like so much fun, doesn't it.

1051
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 7: She's like you doing He's like, I don't know how to.

1052
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 17: Comment I know who I am, I know what I

1053
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 17: bring to the table, and you either want it or

1054
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 17: you do.

1055
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 16: Okay, you want it, Rick, Absolutely nothing is going to

1056
00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 16: go wrong, okay.

1057
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 17: Because you don't get called the radio station to ask

1058
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,479
Speaker 17: me back for a third time.

1059
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 4: Okay, let's call just keeps getting sweeter and sweeter. So

1060
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 4: you know what we're gonna say.

1061
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 10: It took over.

1062
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 6: It really did.

1063
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 4: We're gonna set your two up on a lovely date

1064
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 4: and you just have the best time together.

1065
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,280
Speaker 5: Okay, we will and we won't end all the above.

1066
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:18,799
Speaker 5: That's my man.

1067
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 11: Yes, reoking Jeffrey in the morning.

1068
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 4: What do you think is the percentage that we're going

1069
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 4: to get an update update from Rick and Riley somewhere

1070
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 4: down the road?

1071
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 3: Not at all, dude, maybe just him on the phone?

1072
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 6: Yeah? Are there percentages less than zero?

1073
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 7: She's gonna blow it in the first like thirty minutes, I.

1074
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,880
Speaker 20: Promise, How could anyone not blow it with exactly is

1075
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 20: she ever gonna be in a relationship?

1076
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 1: I mean maybe she doesn't want to be.

1077
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 10: Right now, she's flying to herself.

1078
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 1: I don't know that is that was nuts.

1079
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:51,759
Speaker 4: He's in a tough position at this point, but I

1080
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 4: will say it is impressive that after just three hours

1081
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 4: they went from complete strangers to arguing like a married

1082
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 4: couple of twenty years.

1083
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 1: Excuse me, they broke up? Yeah after the three hours.

1084
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 6: No, they are never going to break up.

1085
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would have failed her test.

1086
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 6: Yeah I wouldn't.

1087
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:11,720
Speaker 4: But remember the one test you can't fail is finding

1088
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 4: us on our second date update podcast.

1089
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 1: We're never breaking up, are we?

1090
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 4: No, we're not, and we're in all of your favorite

1091
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 4: podcast platforms where they're search Rick and Riley in the Morning,

1092
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,800
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1093
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 6: Although it does have a good ring to it.

1094
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 4: Recently, a man on a flight out of Pennsylvania told

1095
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,799
Speaker 4: the airline attendant, I need to get up there and

1096
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 4: make an announcement on the PA. Okay, it wasn't anything

1097
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 4: nefarious or threatening that he wanted to say. Okay, it

1098
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 4: definitely wasn't cute or sweet either, But once the attendant

1099
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 4: found out what the man wanted to do with his announcement,

1100
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 4: she was left completely speechless and didn't know how to

1101
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,320
Speaker 4: respond to that. Oh my gosh, and it's a story

1102
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,759
Speaker 4: that went viral. Well, we're gonna tell you exactly what

1103
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 4: the guy requested.

1104
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 6: Coming up right after this.

1105
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:11,040
Speaker 4: Nobody likes being around adult children on an airplane, adult children,

1106
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 4: adults who act like kids. Not even the flight attendants

1107
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 4: like it.

1108
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:18,800
Speaker 1: I see it's.

1109
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and I say that

1110
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 4: because a bunch of flight attendants were recently pulled and

1111
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 4: asked to provide examples of poor passenger behaviors, that they'll automatically.

1112
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 6: Judge you for.

1113
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, be good, And I know we have some frequent

1114
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 4: flyers in this room, so better listen up and see

1115
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 4: if you are guilty of.

1116
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,479
Speaker 6: Any of these behaviors, we'll find out. Number ten.

1117
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:47,439
Speaker 19: Don't poke us, oh oh, like if they're if they're

1118
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 19: walking by.

1119
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 1: I would guess.

1120
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:51,720
Speaker 4: You'd be surprised how many people will poke a flight

1121
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 4: attendant to try to get their attention in the aisles.

1122
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 4: And it happens way more than anybody would think.

1123
00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 1: Are you sure.

1124
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 9: Get over he.

1125
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 6: Kissing?

1126
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 4: I think yours is allowed, but poking, no, that's just gross.

1127
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:08,360
Speaker 6: Number nine.

1128
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 4: A flight attendant's main job is the safety and security

1129
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 4: of passengers. Okay, it is a courtesy for them to

1130
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 4: serve you food and drinks. They are Brooke, I know, Brooke.

1131
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 6: I know this is difficult for you.

1132
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:25,320
Speaker 4: But they are not your personal waiter or personal butler. Again,

1133
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:29,280
Speaker 4: it is courtesy, and a lot of passengers don't seem

1134
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,040
Speaker 4: to understand it.

1135
00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: I understand it. Listen. My best friend's mom has been

1136
00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 1: a flight attendant for like twenty five years. Good job,

1137
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,759
Speaker 1: and she loves to fly to DC, And I was

1138
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: like why, she's like all business people. Oh, they're just

1139
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 1: on their laptops working. Nobody's asking me for anything.

1140
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 9: One thing.

1141
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 19: It's like, the worst flights are Vegas. Everybody wants something.

1142
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 4: Number eight pressing the call button for silly reasons, like

1143
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 4: I have trash I want to.

1144
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 1: Give you, Oh, just waiting until they come through.

1145
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 6: Hey, here's my used tissue. I don't feel like holding

1146
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 6: it or putting it in the pocket. Can you come

1147
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 6: grab this?

1148
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: Could you blow my nose for me?

1149
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,520
Speaker 14: Yeah? I did.

1150
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,240
Speaker 1: I hate when I accidentally hit it instead of the light.

1151
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 7: And then you're just waving at the front of the cabin.

1152
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,240
Speaker 6: No, I'm okay, Yeah, I don't need you exactly.

1153
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 4: These are from a survey which asks flight attendants to

1154
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:27,960
Speaker 4: share examples of poor passenger behaviors that they'll automatically judge

1155
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 4: you for if you do it. Number seven changing diapers

1156
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:36,600
Speaker 4: on your tray table is absolutely disgusting. I don't care

1157
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 4: if it's your baby or your grandma. It should never

1158
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 4: ever happen. I've never seen that they have baby changing

1159
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 4: trays in the lavatories for this reason.

1160
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:47,840
Speaker 6: Don't do it in your seat.

1161
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:52,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you listen. I've changed a lot of babies

1162
00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:52,680
Speaker 1: on place.

1163
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:56,280
Speaker 19: It is like a Tetris situation. But there's a panel

1164
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 19: that pulls down above the toilet. Look for it, and

1165
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 19: then you have to scooch like it's it's not easy.

1166
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 6: Yes, but that is the only place where it's okay

1167
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 6: to do it.

1168
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 20: Yeah, okay, And it is guaranteed that any baby that

1169
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 20: you have will do the worst thing in they're a

1170
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 20: diaper while.

1171
00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: It's just how it works.

1172
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 4: Speaking of that number six leaving dirty diapers in the

1173
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 4: seat back pocket, one airline attendant says it happens to

1174
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 4: her on almost every day that she works.

1175
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 6: A flight, at least one time Brooklyn.

1176
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 1: And then they go back for it, they're like, I

1177
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: forgot it.

1178
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 7: That's not a normal garbage.

1179
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:33,600
Speaker 1: That's so gross.

1180
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 4: Well they're grossed out by it too, yeah yeah, So

1181
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 4: like they don't want to hold onto it. They probably

1182
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 4: just put it in the pocket, and forget number five

1183
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 4: getting out of your seat during turbulence when the seat

1184
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 4: belt sign is on.

1185
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, what are you doing?

1186
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? But sometimes you have to go to the bathroom. What

1187
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: are you gonna do?

1188
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 10: No, you don't go to the bathroom when it's like that.

1189
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,879
Speaker 6: You hold it, or you go in your seat, or.

1190
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 1: You have a diaper and you leave it in the back.

1191
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 4: Back to changing Grandma on the tray again. Number four

1192
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 4: strange announcement requests like for example, one gentleman asked if

1193
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 4: he could make an announcement over the PA system and

1194
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 4: when the flight attendant asked, what do you want to say? Yeah,

1195
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 4: he said, someone in this vicinity keeps passing gas and

1196
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 4: I need them to stop.

1197
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:22,280
Speaker 6: That is not announcement worthy.

1198
00:56:22,840 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 7: Actually that happens a lot on flights.

1199
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 10: Somebody knew that. But the pressure does make you dut

1200
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:26,919
Speaker 10: a lot.

1201
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,720
Speaker 1: Due But why is it so stinky for some people?

1202
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: Because you can't get out with sometimes.

1203
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 4: No matter what the issue is, you can't just take

1204
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 4: over the PA system for your own personal.

1205
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 3: And as one too many TikTok videos that are viral.

1206
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 1: Okay, what if you have a really good joke to

1207
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 1: tail though, and you just take everyone would just laugh.

1208
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:47,840
Speaker 7: Then you're flying Southwest.

1209
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, they're fun. They should do like an open

1210
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 6: mic night on an airplane.

1211
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 8: Specifically for people that just want to get up and

1212
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 8: talk out.

1213
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:03,480
Speaker 3: Its cheaper, I will.

1214
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,720
Speaker 10: Tell you that's an awful idea.

1215
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: You should be able to book the plane that has

1216
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 1: the applause at the end, right, so that way all

1217
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: those people are all together.

1218
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 7: Thank you, thank you.

1219
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 4: I've never seen a pilot crash a plane on purpose,

1220
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 4: but with that flight, they might actually number three. Leaving

1221
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 4: animals on the plane. Last year it happened over seven

1222
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 4: hundred times. We're talking anything from a fish to a falcon,

1223
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 4: to a frog, to a tortoise to a parrot.

1224
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 6: Do not leave your.

1225
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 4: Animals or your babies on the plane. Because yes, there

1226
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 4: was one baby left behind.

1227
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 1: That is just a tired mom.

1228
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 20: Okay, you guys has probably made and either needed just

1229
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 20: a quick break okay, because who knows how many layovers

1230
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:47,800
Speaker 20: she has.

1231
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 4: The baby was quiet, of course, it fell asleep after

1232
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 4: we land exactly way. The baby back talked the mom

1233
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 4: and she had to teach a lesson. Ok you're gonna

1234
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 4: act that way, I'm gonna leave you here. Number two

1235
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 4: people cooking or making soup.

1236
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 6: With airline water. This really happened.

1237
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: Just imagine like cup of soup, right, Imagine if you.

1238
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 4: Bring in your dried cup of ramen and then you

1239
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 4: ask for a cup of very hot water, and then

1240
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 4: all of a sudden you've got a full on Asian

1241
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 4: cuisine experience happening in IL fourteen, and the smells are everywhere.

1242
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:23,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what's so bad about that smells? People bring

1243
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: it like food onto planes all the time, Like you

1244
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 1: get something to go and then you eat it while

1245
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 1: you're on the FLA. I mean, that's resourceful to me.

1246
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 6: But it's making your own food on the plane.

1247
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 3: That was kind if it's enough to share.

1248
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:41,320
Speaker 1: I'm doubt a cup of noodle bring three one. I

1249
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 1: think they need to go kinder on that one.

1250
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 4: Okay, we've got two new ideas. We've got the open

1251
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 4: mic airplane and the Benny Hannah.

1252
00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 6: Let's do it all right there, off.

1253
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 10: Into the sky like shrimp into people's mouth.

1254
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,280
Speaker 6: Hopefully.

1255
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:59,959
Speaker 4: And finally, the number one airplane passenger behavior that flies

1256
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,919
Speaker 4: attendants will automatically judge you for is when you try

1257
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 4: to remind them of your airline status, like for example,

1258
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 4: hopefully you know I'm double platinum, triple gold, so I

1259
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 4: should have all three.

1260
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 6: Armrests in this row. Yes, sir, we already know your status.

1261
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 6: Please sit down.

1262
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, those were your top ten passenger behaviors that airline

1263
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 4: attendants will automatically judge you for.

1264
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: Maybe you want to go book a plane ticket somewhere.

1265
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 6: Ever on that Benny Hannah airport.

1266
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:29,439
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1267
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 6: Sure, your phone taps coming up next?

1268
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 5: Well?

1269
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 4: Well, well look what the cat dragged in our old

1270
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,560
Speaker 4: pal Kevin.

1271
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 6: Two times before.

1272
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 4: He's one four, so not the best winning percentage, but

1273
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 4: not the worst. I mean, the New York Jets would

1274
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,520
Speaker 4: absolutely kill to have that kind of breakford.

1275
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 6: But he's back once again. Kevin. We haven't scared you

1276
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 6: off yet, huh.

1277
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 14: Not yet? Not yet?

1278
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 7: Kevin, have an awful memory, but I think are you

1279
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,400
Speaker 7: the hockey fan?

1280
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 14: I am the hockey yay, and you love it.

1281
01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 10: How's everything going in the hockey world?

1282
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 5: Good?

1283
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:25,640
Speaker 14: Actually, my daughter Olivia won her tournament championship last weekend.

1284
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:30,040
Speaker 1: Right, So that second mortgage for all of those private

1285
01:00:30,120 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 1: lessons was worth it. Kevin.

1286
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 14: Well, that's why I'm trying to get one hundred dollars

1287
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 14: from you.

1288
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, magence, We'll see what happens here.

1289
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,440
Speaker 6: keV. Brook's gonna leave the studio. We're gonna get right

1290
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:41,000
Speaker 6: into the game.

1291
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,240
Speaker 4: Thirty seconds on the clock to answer as many questions

1292
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 4: as possible. If you don't know when, you can say pass.

1293
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:46,439
Speaker 4: But you have to beat her out right if.

1294
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,200
Speaker 6: You want to win. Are you ready?

1295
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 14: I'm ready?

1296
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 6: Good luck?

1297
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:53,720
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today's Australia Day. What country has

1298
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 4: a higher population Canada.

1299
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,560
Speaker 6: Or Australia Australia.

1300
01:00:57,680 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 4: The tortoise and the hair, the lion and the mouse

1301
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:05,880
Speaker 4: are both examples of what folk tales, fairy tales, or fables.

1302
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 4: Which planet in our Solar system is known as the

1303
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 4: Ice Giant? What is the past tense word of go.

1304
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 5: When?

1305
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 4: What is the name of the video game and book

1306
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:25,160
Speaker 4: series that features blocks, creepers, and chickens. Minecraft that has

1307
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,560
Speaker 4: a pretty strong performance.

1308
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 6: I must I don't want to chase it.

1309
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 5: But that.

1310
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 4: Now, Kevin, you know, I know we were just talking

1311
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,960
Speaker 4: about You're always traveling around for your children's hockey tournaments.

1312
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:38,920
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I know you're proud of them and whatever,

1313
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 4: But do you ever feel like, somewhere deep down it's

1314
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 4: not worth it?

1315
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 6: Not one minute.

1316
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 4: I know you're saying that because your kids are probably

1317
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:54,280
Speaker 4: hearing this, but deep, deep down, give me a signal

1318
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 4: that you are crying out for help and you're sick

1319
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 4: of filling up your gas tank with one hundred bucks

1320
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 4: here and one hundred bucks there and buying stick tape

1321
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,640
Speaker 4: for their hockey sticks all the time.

1322
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,600
Speaker 1: Can we talk about the terrible roadside hotels that he

1323
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 1: has to say?

1324
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's talk about it. Kevin. How is your mental

1325
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:11,440
Speaker 6: health really?

1326
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:12,440
Speaker 5: You know?

1327
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:14,959
Speaker 14: You hit a nerve right now.

1328
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 4: It's called that care Kevin. You've played thirteen times. We

1329
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:21,640
Speaker 4: need to start having these deeper, more meaningful conversations with you.

1330
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 1: Or maybe we just take him to another free continental

1331
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 1: breakfast that nice?

1332
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 14: Oh yeahs.

1333
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 6: All right, Kevin.

1334
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 4: We care about you, That's why we ask these questions.

1335
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 4: And I know Brooke just wants to get to the

1336
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 4: game and beat you again. So we're moving on, Brook.

1337
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1338
01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm ready?

1339
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 6: Good luck? Your time starts now. Today is Australia Day.

1340
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:47,840
Speaker 4: What country has a higher population Canada or Australia Australia.

1341
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,360
Speaker 4: The tortoise and the hair, the lion and the mouse

1342
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 4: are both examples of what folk tales fairy tales or

1343
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 4: fables fables. Which planet in our Solar system is known

1344
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 4: as the.

1345
01:02:57,720 --> 01:02:59,840
Speaker 1: Ice giant uh Ranus?

1346
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 4: What is the past tense of the word go win?

1347
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 4: What's the name of the video game and book series

1348
01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:10,959
Speaker 4: that features blocks, Creepers and Chickencraft? What's a frog called

1349
01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:16,160
Speaker 4: before it grows legs? Okay, we'll see if those answers

1350
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 4: all right, We got a head on over to the

1351
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 4: scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.

1352
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 9: It takes a lot of work to be this lazy Kevin.

1353
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,840
Speaker 7: You did well, you got three correct room.

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Speaker 10: And brock you God for Cavin.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Kevin, that cannot be good for your mental health.

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Speaker 4: But let's go over the answers for everybody. Today is

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Speaker 4: Australia Day. Between Canada and Australia. Canada has a higher population,

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Speaker 4: about forty million residents, Australia only twenty seven millions.

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Speaker 1: Make sense though, I mean if you think of like

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Speaker 1: Toronto and Vancouver, yeah, I.

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Speaker 4: Mean even Ottawa other yeah, And when you think of Australia,

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Speaker 4: it's a really big country, but there's only like three

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Speaker 4: actual cities.

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Speaker 6: That people have.

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Speaker 7: Everything else wants to kill you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: The tortoise and the hairline in the mouse.

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Speaker 4: Those are examples of fables, and the point is that

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Speaker 4: it teaches you a moral lesson.

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Speaker 6: That's what a fable is.

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Speaker 4: The planet in our Solar system known as the ice

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Speaker 4: Giant is Neptune. It's almost entirely covered in all different

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Speaker 4: types of ices. Past tense of the word go is

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Speaker 4: went in the name of the video game and book

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Speaker 4: series with blocks, creepers, and chickens as minecraft, a frog

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Speaker 4: before it grows legs or known as tadpoles. So, Kevin,

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry. You know it wasn't enough to be brooked today.

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Speaker 4: But just for playing, you win a fifty dollars gift

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Speaker 4: card to Gray's Craze. Grays Freeze opened its fourth Washington

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Speaker 4: boards featuring hand crafted arrangements of meats, cheeses, breads, fresh

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Speaker 4: fruits and veggies, sweets and more. Order for pickup, catering

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Speaker 4: or delivery at Grayscraze dot com.

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Speaker 14: Wow, my wife is a certified cheese professional. She'll appreciate that.

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Speaker 7: There we go instead of orange slices.

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Speaker 10: After the hockey game.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I just remember, Kevin, you can't all be

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Speaker 1: winners in your family.

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Speaker 6: Save it for the halftime speech. Cab okay, all right,

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Speaker 6: come back and play again soon. We know you will.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna do Windbrooks Bock same time tomorrow, Brook and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning.