WEBVTT - #159: A Lotto Bullsh*t 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:08.399 Start Up. Start Up Brooklyn by start Up Brooklyn Boys, 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:17.840 start Up. They're making noise Data Up. Episode one nine, 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:22.040 the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. We are so close to one sixty, 0:00:22.079 --> 0:00:24.440 and you know what that means. What does that mean, Bertie? 0:00:25.040 --> 0:00:28.080 It means we're one sixty. That's about I thought you 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:30.240 were gonna have a celebration for us. I did. I did. 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:31.720 There was something that was waiting in the way that 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:34.000 I thought maybe we were gonna do a podcast in 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:38.840 person for one sixty. Yeah. Yeah, but you know, a pandemic. Pandemic. 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:42.559 Well I can't. I gotta say, man, you don't want 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:44.280 to come to my house anyway to do this podcast 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:47.320 because it reeks like garlic in here. I thought it 0:00:47.400 --> 0:00:51.880 was onions. Yeah that was last night. Okay, So here's 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:55.279 the problem. You live. We've established this in a one bedroom, 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:59.880 one living room, one kitchen apartment, right, and so any 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:03.600 and you cook is gonna be everywhere in your house. Truth, 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:08.040 there's no escaping it unless you put all your belongings 0:01:08.160 --> 0:01:10.800 into the bedroom and closed the door. Okay, so you 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:12.680 didn't learn a lesson. You came to work today. I 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:15.000 wasn't there, but everybody was saying that was there. That 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:20.440 you wreaked of onions because your clothing, your jacket, absorbed 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:24.800 the cooking onions smell, right, So why would you go 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:29.119 with garlic tonight is tomorrow and night curry because it's 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:32.399 healthy for you. These are some strong pungent spices we're 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:34.560 talking about. I mean, but you should put your coat 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:37.240 in the closet, then I should, but I don't. It's 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:40.640 draped over the chair which is facing the island from 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.440 between my living room and my kitchen, which is about 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:46.720 all about three feet so it's from the stove. So 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:50.480 you're pretty much screwed. Pretty much screwed. But it's okay. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.280 Maybe you should grill on the on your little terrace, 0:01:56.120 --> 0:01:58.360 like set up a little like a barbecue grill. Get 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:01.919 out of here, crist out there to close the window, 0:02:02.040 --> 0:02:05.440 club door and be outside, and then the air from 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:09.280 the cooking goes out into the your neighborhood. This is 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:10.800 why we used to do it in Brooklyn, I mean 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:12.720 not my house, because we we had a barbecue. We 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:14.679 had a little bit of a back patty. It would 0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:17.160 have a barbecue on the fire escape. If you don't 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:19.280 you known, you know the fire escape is it's it's 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:22.519 the name tells you, but it's actually the fire escape ladder. 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:26.760 So apartment buildings, not giant skyscrapers, but you know, five 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.480 six floor apartment buildings. You would have every apartment would 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:33.200 have access on each side of the building, a couple 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:35.359 on each side. Maybe if it was wide enough, you'd 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:37.639 open one of your windows and they would be a 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:40.880 platform with a ladder going up and down like a staircase, 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:42.680 not a ladder, but a staircase, so you can get 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.600 out of the house in case of a fire, right 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:47.119 a fire escape. Here's the here's the the kitch though 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:50.400 the downside is the bottom of it is a as 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:54.160 a straight ladder that you have to release from for 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:57.280 the second floor and then climb down because if you 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:59.080 left it down to the ground, people would climb up 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:00.840 and rob you. There has to be has to be 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:04.160 up in the air, so it was very difficult to 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:07.040 get that ladder off. Sometimes. I don't think I've ever 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:10.079 been on a fire escape ladder. I don't I know 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.120 the one you're talking about. It's the one that hangs, 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:14.840 but I didn't know how to even release it. So right, 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:16.760 you didn't grow up in an apartment building. If I 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.000 was in a fire I'd beat charcoal because I wouldn't 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:22.720 know how to like garlic. Yeah, pretty much. I found 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:28.280 the body's garlic. It's scary, pretty dental records of the 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:30.919 charred Nope, bit scary, but it's it's highly illegal to 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:33.600 barbecue on a terrace anyway, on your fire escape. You 0:03:33.639 --> 0:03:35.120 don't want to do that. It depends when you do 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:38.000 want to do it. But if you get my my 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:40.200 in laws, I used to live on the Upper east 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:43.520 Side of Manhattan. They had a apartment in the sky. 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:47.920 In the sky. I yeah, they had a corner apartment, 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:51.840 and so the terrorists went out the side door and 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:54.400 then wrapped around a little bit so you could have 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:57.760 a grill out there because it was big enough. Well, 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:03.160 you know, Upper east Side privileges. We didn't. We didn't 0:04:03.160 --> 0:04:06.080 have that where we were. You know. In my father 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:08.400 in law's defense, they had a house in Long Island 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:11.160 that they bought when when the when houses didn't cost 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:14.400 a lot in the eighties, and then you know, twenty 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:16.920 years later or five years later maybe they bought in 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:20.239 the seventies, they sold the house and bought an apartment. 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:24.640 He doesn't live there anymore. That apartment. Now you probably 0:04:24.640 --> 0:04:27.560 couldn't couldn't touch it. Well, it was the same price 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:31.440 of the house. I gotta say, though, grilling, grilling outside, 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:34.240 oh there's nothing like it. I mean, there's so many 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:37.080 things that I would love to cook, but I have to. 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.400 I'm forced to do this in here in my apartment, 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.440 and so I put stuff on the stove and I 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:44.120 try and flavor things up. Which is why, by the way, 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:48.600 onions in garlic, because you just want stuff to like 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:51.600 be you just wanted to. I don't know, it's a 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.320 different preparation of it. It's a good terrible I mean, 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:56.200 And don't tell you that the George forming grill. I 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:57.880 know we've been there, done that, had it. I wasn't 0:04:57.880 --> 0:04:59.360 gonna tell you about that, not you know, I'm talking 0:04:59.360 --> 0:05:04.480 about the slices. Yeah, well, yeah, they're not. You know, 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.520 I have an idea for tomorrow's meal. So you don't 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:10.160 stink up the whole house. Why don't you prep some 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:13.599 chicken breasts, roll them in your coat sleeves and you'll 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:15.640 get the garlic smell, will be ready to go. You 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:18.560 don't have to add me more garlic. It's perfect. You 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.040 just rub them up on the sleeves. Some people have 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.640 sensitive noses. I came to work today with that jacket 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:26.520 on from the onions from last night Scotty b from 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:28.880 our big show spot like right away, it was like 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:33.800 follow his nose. It always knows like, oh my god, 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:37.440 scary reeks. So whatever, I don't know, I just did. 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:39.480 There's no solution for me. I don't live in a 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:42.880 big house. Sorry, that's it. And you can washer and 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:46.080 dryers in the basement. No, it's it's in the closet 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:49.640 right here, next to next your apartment. Okay, you could have. 0:05:49.760 --> 0:05:53.360 You could have, you know, rinsed off the jacket Washington, 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:57.320 who cleans jackets on their own. If I'd smelled like 0:05:57.360 --> 0:06:02.240 onions and garlic, I would to send it. Let them 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:05.640 handle it and handle it. They're gonna charge you extra 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:07.960 for stink. You know that, dude, All the money I 0:06:08.040 --> 0:06:11.520 spent on this equipment and squandered all that, you know, Okay, 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:15.279 I could, I could could. Before we get to the equipment, 0:06:15.400 --> 0:06:23.000 I bought one two. I want to say three, Hold 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:27.760 on one two. I thought it was three new things. 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:30.960 I'll say two new things from my my basement set 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:33.480 up here, and one of them I was able to 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.479 expense for work, so I really only paid so last 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:39.760 week I talked about the shitty headphone cable I had 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:46.880 so h just at that moment we lose Brody. How 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:50.039 classic is that. It sounds like you're in a worse 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:52.040 position than you were in last week because you just 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:55.640 disconnected the whole thing. Holy sh it. This guy, I 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:58.560 swear to God, was that Are you doing a bit? 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.480 I wonder if he's doing a bit because he's not 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:06.640 connected at all. He's totally gone. Actually the line is connected, 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.320 but he unplugged his mic. Somehow something fell on his head. 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:12.600 Oh my god, I see him trying to log back in. 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:16.640 He did something really fucked up. Anyway, Um, in the meantime, 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.760 you could email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:22.120 gmail dot com. We're gonna read to the email a 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:23.640 little while, and we have some things to get to. 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:27.880 I wanted to talk about, Oh look at you. Let 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:29.880 me let me tell you. I was vamping. You know, 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.640 we called it damping. I heard you. I uh, but 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.800 just irony. That was irony. No, I would see what 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:37.840 was in the middle of a sense. What I just 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:42.280 did now was irony and coincidence. And I just pulled 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:45.240 off the double I'll tell you why. I was in 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:48.120 the process of telling you about the new cable I 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:51.520 got from my microphone, and my had my uh my headphones, 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:54.760 and I was telling you about my new set up here, 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:57.880 and so coincidentally, at the same time as I was 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:02.080 telling you my I knocked my phone off the little 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:05.080 table here and it landed on the bottom of the cable, 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.800 not the headphone cable, but the cable that connects to 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:11.400 the headphone to the microphone. And once you unplug the microphone, 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:13.760 it kills the connection. Even if you plug it back in, 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:16.880 you have to reset the connection. So that the irony 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:22.480 was it happened while I was talking specifically about my 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:29.000 new system. I said, this is classic, this is great. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.040 That first I was doing you were doing a bit. 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:33.800 It was so perfectly placed. No, I when I did it, 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:35.679 I went, oh, I get that's fun. Oh shit, I 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:39.160 really did it, so uh no, yes, So that's what happened. 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:43.079 So I got a docking station from my laptop so 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:46.400 that the laptop now clicks into this, and then I 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:50.120 plugged the cables into that, so I have instant everything 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:54.360 set up with that and go with that. Right. So 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:56.640 I got that and that was expensed because it's a 0:08:56.720 --> 0:09:00.040 it's a a work expense. And because I'm used in 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:04.360 the company laptop and then the headphone cable last week 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:07.560 was terrible. I returned that one to Amazon. I found 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.520 the Monster cable that I needed for the Monster heaphone, 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:15.280 and I got that from Amazon as well. Amazon great company, 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:17.840 as far as like when you need something, great shipping 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:21.079 all of that stuff. Right, it's the word I've talked about. 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:23.839 This the absolute worst search engine in the world. You 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:27.520 can put in Monster headphone cable and it will show 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:30.920 you Monster's energy drink, right, Monster Energy Drink. It will 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:34.920 show you monster stuffed animals, It'll show you cables, it'll 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:38.040 show your headphones. But you can put in in parentheses 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:41.280 or quotes, it doesn't matter. It will not search for 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.920 what you want, just what you want. If you put 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:49.400 in blue USB three cable, it doesn't. It gives you 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:51.959 whatever it wants because it was like, he'll probably buy 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.040 something else, even if we're given the wrong ship. It's 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:57.160 the worst search engine imaginable. But once you like dig 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:58.959 and dig and dig and find the right combination of 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:03.520 words and arch for it does nothing. If you search right. 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:06.000 Let's say you search for something and it gives you 0:10:06.480 --> 0:10:11.959 a hundred seventy five results. Okay, then you said, I 0:10:12.040 --> 0:10:15.120 want to search only four stars. Four stars are better reviews, 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:19.840 and then it gives you a hundred one hundred one results. 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:22.240 So then you say, okay, you know what, I want 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.800 to price them low to high. Now I already have 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:28.520 my hundred one results. I want to price those hundred 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:31.360 one results load of high. When you sort by load 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:33.760 of high, all of a sudden you have forty results? 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:38.480 What's that? Like? Where's the rest of them? Right? Where's 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:41.040 the rest of them? It you feel like you're you're 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:44.480 you're being cheated or you you can't do you can't 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:49.839 do multiple settings, multiple filters. And I think that when 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.360 they when you get the rating and the price and 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:54.559 you put them both in, they don't want you to 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:56.720 buy certain things, like they don't want you to buy 0:10:56.760 --> 0:11:00.520 the cheap good ones show. Yeah, it's just Camboni, is 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:02.640 what it is. They want you to buy the expensive 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:05.880 ones with the high rating. So that's what I think. 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:09.480 That's what you think. Yeah, So I was telling you, Uh, 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:11.599 I think I was going from my phone because I 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:15.160 did we mentioned Scamboni. Did I say Scamboni? Right? And 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:17.280 just now you did. I did, yeah, but I had 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:21.240 a I have a scamboni for today's show. So there 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:22.599 you go. We'll get to that in a second. I 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:27.520 guess um, you know, I I'm really reeling from my 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:30.120 an Instagram post I made a couple of days ago. 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:31.920 I'm gonna I'm about to pull out another jingle we 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:43.240 haven't heard in a long time. It's this one. It's 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.719 snow and it is January. Brodie. Oh yeah, have a 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:51.520 snow flight. Oh yes, I do. Lettics no lettics, no lettics. No. 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.800 We have a snowflake or two who arrived on my 0:11:54.920 --> 0:12:00.120 Instagram the other day. I posted a video. Now we're 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:04.280 all familiar with those cakes, those designer cakes that people 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:07.199 make that look like that looks so lifelike, you know, 0:12:07.240 --> 0:12:09.559 they look exactly like the thing, and a lot of 0:12:09.600 --> 0:12:11.800 times you get psyched out and then all of a sudden, 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:13.520 the person cuts it and it's a piece of cake. 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:16.880 So there was If you look at my Instagram, Brodie, 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:18.439 and you tell me what kind of dog that is, 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:22.280 there's a video of a dog, a white dog, and 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:25.160 it's I guess uh, it's the one that gets all wrinkly, 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:27.800 the wrinkled dog, the sharp past sharpey. It was a 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:30.920 sharp brown though, well whatever it is, it was a 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:32.640 white dog. And take a look. The only white sharp 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:37.080 pay was in high school musical Okay, anyway, you don't 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:40.199 get that, but anyway, yeah, so so if you look, 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:41.760 if you look at the video and it's a it's 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:44.439 a bulldog. It's a bulldog. I don't know my breeds 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:48.760 of dogs. Come on, don't funk with me, come on, stop. Anyway, 0:12:48.920 --> 0:12:50.760 the dog was there, it was it was like it 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:52.480 was a but it was a cake. Right, So, so 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:54.920 all of a sudden, the first opening shot, as you 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.600 see a person or you say, you see a knife 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:00.720 slicing down the middle of its face ace and then 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:04.439 you see being cut across and then it pulls out 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.560 the cake. Really, it pulls it out really quickly. You realize, 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:08.880 oh my god, it's not a real dog. It's a cake. 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:10.880 Ha ha. I've been fooled again, like I have a 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:13.120 million times on these freaking videos. Right, But then it 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:17.240 cuts to a real live dog that is witnessing this 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:21.240 entire fright. And then dog's eyes is balding out of 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:25.559 its head like wing like literally cartoonish like me. Next 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:31.959 it was so fucking funny. But yet Brodie reiterate, I 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:35.800 had fucking snowflakes on my fucking feet. Oh, how could 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:40.480 you do that. That's terrible, it's awful. It looks so real. 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:43.360 I can't believe it. There's something that's not a right 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:47.160 about this. And some of these people I actually deleted 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:49.520 other others I went back and I'm like, are you serious? 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:52.679 It's only cake? And then I can't take it's just 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:54.800 there's it's so right. And they weren't saying, oh, that's 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:59.480 wrong and laughing. They were saying it's wrong, take it down, um, 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:02.959 because they were fooled into thinking was it's so lifelike. 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.440 That's not a that's not a reason. That's not a reason. 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:08.320 I mean, it's it's it's fucking cake. At the end 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:10.719 of day, it's a cake. Okay, they're not taking a 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:14.000 knife to a real dog. It is a very real 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:16.360 looking dog. It's a very real looking dog. But your 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:18.960 mind is playing a trick on you. And once you realize, oh, 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:21.080 it's cake. And then the funny part at the end 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:23.680 where the real dog is like watching like with their 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:27.640 eyes bulging out of their head, it's hysterical. I it's 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:31.560 it's frightening, it's jolting and then hilarious at the same time. 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:35.560 But don't come at me with because say, oh my god, 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:38.400 that's so wrong that you posted that. You know that's 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:41.800 harming dogs. It's not. It's not real people. How do 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.920 people immerse themselves? There was an article and then I 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:48.280 think it was the New York Post yesterday neighbors complained 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:52.520 that that a man was barbecuing. Now there's really no 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:55.280 good answer to this. They're trying to figure out if 0:14:55.360 --> 0:15:00.160 he was barbecuing a dog or a coyote. Neither is legal, apparently, No, 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:04.480 that's what That's what they were they were looking into. 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:08.760 But that's real. This is this is a sharp pay 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.400 that happens to look lifelike. But it's a cake or 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:13.200 a sharp whatever the hell it is. A bulldog. I 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:15.720 don't even know what it's a bull French bulldog. Maybe 0:15:16.960 --> 0:15:18.640 you know what I'm saying. But why do people so 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:22.080 fucking but heard about this ship. I don't know. I 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:28.200 I can't figure people. I can't. Everyone's offended by everything 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:31.320 you know that you know, and they take it too seriously. 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:34.520 I'm not gonna get into what I posted. I posted 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:38.800 something that was an obvious joke yesterday maybe the day before, 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:43.080 and somebody got me back and they're like, that's not funny. 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:45.360 How could you joke about that? Or and then one 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:48.520 person said that's not accurate, and I said, it's a joke. 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:51.920 It's it's clearly, it doesn't have to be accurate. It's 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:53.640 a joke. It's a freaking it is. They thought it 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:55.680 was serious, they thought it was real, so like, that's 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:58.640 not you know, and it wasn't a follower of mine. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.760 I it was a trending topic, I think, and so 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:04.720 that you know, the trolls they hit the trending topics 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:08.760 and they want to comment and everything. So I did 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:12.200 want to talk about a scamboni, but I have to 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:15.840 try remember what the scamboni was, alright, because um, Kathy 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:19.480 Volan broke b R O E K catbird six to five. 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:23.000 I said something about a scamboni and she said, what's 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:26.640 a scamboni? So I said, obviously it was a Brooklyn boy. 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:28.920 She said, I knew that was coming. Not every day 0:16:29.280 --> 0:16:31.280 when unable to at work, I catch a few, you know, 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:35.480 each day. So she's way behind. Um, so I said, 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:37.280 well you need to catch up. I said, easy, to 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:39.280 tell you what a scamboni is. You'll you'll hear it 0:16:39.320 --> 0:16:41.800 when we get up to it. But the first full 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:46.080 letters are scam and then the bony part is the 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:50.120 Brooklyn eyed version of scam. It's like it's a scam 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:55.360 Marino skim run. No, you know, it's like scam. It 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:59.560 sounds like pasta. It sounds like you and get a 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:02.400 scam boning. It sounds like right, like a strombol or 0:17:02.440 --> 0:17:05.920 strombo or Kyle's yeah, right exactly. That's why that's why 0:17:05.960 --> 0:17:09.640 we did it. Did she get it after you explained it? Yeah? Yeah, 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:15.080 she was fine. Um uh, you know, I wish I 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:18.639 had the sound to this, but uh god, you got 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:20.959 the sound I wanted, right that sound you wanted, Yes, 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:25.159 I have, But scamboni jingle ready after this because I 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:28.240 know what Garrett Garrett uh from our Big show. He 0:17:28.320 --> 0:17:32.720 was talking about Punksitani Phil the groundhog, the famous groundhog 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:34.679 that lives in a library. How do you sleep? How 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:39.080 do you sleep? After this? I would be his hand, 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:44.680 the handler to punc Sitani Phil the groundhog is making 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:49.600 money off of the groundhogs bones on cameo. You know, 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:54.760 cameo is the personalized greetings greetings. Yeah, so you can 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:59.000 pay most celebrities a certain amount of money, right, people celebrity, 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:01.199 like if they're all I don't know if ed Shearing's 0:18:01.200 --> 0:18:02.639 on it or not, but I'm saying ed Sheering right. 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:04.960 If Ed Shearon was on it, you pay Ed Sheeron, 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:09.480 let's say a thousand dollars and he'd say, hello, Maria, 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:13.000 your friend John wanted me to wish you a happy birthday. 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:16.080 It's Ed Sheering. You're paying them for greetings, right, thank you, 0:18:16.280 --> 0:18:19.679 so thank you, beautiful Ed Sheering. So it's probably more 0:18:19.720 --> 0:18:21.879 like the Beatles. I think it's more like a Beatle's English. 0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:25.160 I was a little bit hell hello, hello mate, Hello, 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:29.040 hello mate, as opposed to like Harry Potter. You know, 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:33.920 I'm bad with accents like what were you doing? I 0:18:33.960 --> 0:18:36.399 don't know. It sounds like you're doing like an Irish 0:18:36.480 --> 0:18:38.400 top of them autem and yeah, I'm bad with that ship. 0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:40.119 That's why I don't go there. You don't hear you, 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:43.040 You'll never hear me. Really try accents like that on 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:45.920 this phone taps you do on phone taps? Yeah, but 0:18:46.119 --> 0:18:49.600 they were because your Italian sounds Mexican and your Indians 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:52.320 sounds Italian dobe, they're not real there. I just I 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:55.840 don't know. I'm bad, right. So my point on this 0:18:56.119 --> 0:19:01.560 is is is puncitani Phil, it's his freaking it's his life. 0:19:02.280 --> 0:19:04.920 This handler just picked up this freaking thing and says, ha, 0:19:05.320 --> 0:19:07.600 I'm the handler and he's making all this money. He's 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:12.080 making bank by doing video greetings, saying oh, so he's 0:19:12.119 --> 0:19:16.320 there with him. The groundhog is right, that was my 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:19.840 next question. But I'm gonna find myself a chipmunk, not 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:24.480 a chipmunk, a groundhog hog. Yeah, and I'll do it. 0:19:24.480 --> 0:19:27.119 I'll say, yeah, I'm a booksta fills backup trainer. I 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:30.240 just don't think right to do that to make this money. 0:19:30.240 --> 0:19:32.040 I mean, who is he? You know? You know what. 0:19:32.320 --> 0:19:34.160 Here's what I'm gonna say, and then this will solve 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:36.320 your First of all, you're upset because he makes more 0:19:36.359 --> 0:19:39.960 than you for a cameo. Well he's charging eight, right, 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:41.560 which is more than you charge. At the moment, you're 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:43.800 gonna you're gonna raise your rates. By the way, I'm offline, 0:19:43.840 --> 0:19:46.680 by the way, I decided to uh yeah, because I'm 0:19:46.680 --> 0:19:48.960 getting emails they want me to sign up for the 0:19:49.000 --> 0:19:51.280 big Valentine's Day push coming up. Yeah, I've been getting 0:19:51.280 --> 0:19:53.919 those emails to hit the ignore button. I'm gonna get 0:19:53.920 --> 0:19:56.399 I'm gonna give you a word of advice. Guys, ladies. 0:19:56.440 --> 0:19:59.240 You also, if either one of you, let's say, wants 0:19:59.280 --> 0:20:03.680 to pay me for a Valentine's Day greeting for your 0:20:03.720 --> 0:20:07.360 loved one, you might not need a gift next Valentine's Day. 0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:10.600 That's not a gift that's gonna keep your relationship going. 0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:14.280 Oh you sent me a brody Valentine's say, Hey, Roses 0:20:14.359 --> 0:20:17.359 Red Violence of Blue, I'm Brody from the Brooklyn Boys 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:20.320 and this has all he got you Valentine's Day, Right, 0:20:20.480 --> 0:20:24.719 That's that's not yours. And I'm not I'm not look, 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:26.440 i'm not. I'm not helping myself make money here. I'm 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:29.200 just being honest. I'm just being honest. Well, I'm just 0:20:29.280 --> 0:20:31.480 being honest that I think I think these are Scamboni's 0:20:32.000 --> 0:20:33.879 a lot of them. Like but if you're someone if 0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:37.439 but if you're someone who's hiring of all the celebrities, 0:20:37.560 --> 0:20:39.960 and there's thousands of a list celebrities, a lot of 0:20:40.000 --> 0:20:44.399 people people like me and scary, Uh, that's corect Grammer 0:20:44.840 --> 0:20:48.639 who are like f G level celebrities Uh, you can 0:20:48.680 --> 0:20:51.359 get anybody. You're gonna have the trainer for Pus and 0:20:51.440 --> 0:20:56.680 Tony Phil. That's like, oh, the guy who drew a 0:20:56.800 --> 0:20:59.720 cartoon you like, right, Like, oh, he was an animator 0:20:59.800 --> 0:21:02.280 on finding Nemo. I want to go. No, you don't, 0:21:02.560 --> 0:21:05.080 don't pay him? Yeah, And if he's holding a drawing 0:21:05.119 --> 0:21:07.200 of Nemo, are you gonna pay for it? That's the 0:21:07.240 --> 0:21:12.280 same as Puck to Phil. That's he's holding a groundhog allegedly, listen, 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:15.359 Puks Tony Phil. Those things don't last very long. They 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:17.600 die every couple of right, so why would anyone It's 0:21:17.600 --> 0:21:20.920 always a different, it's a different And it's like Lassie 0:21:21.160 --> 0:21:23.560 the Dog. Lassie they been making last Sie movies don't 0:21:23.560 --> 0:21:25.359 make it any more, but they made lasting movies for 0:21:25.440 --> 0:21:27.399 like forty years. And yeah, and not like it's not 0:21:27.560 --> 0:21:30.199 the groundhog is actually gonna just miraculously talk. I mean 0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:33.320 that i'd pay double for if anything. Worse than paying 0:21:33.400 --> 0:21:36.560 for that is showing your friends look look like I 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:39.520 paid eighty dollars and I got my girlfriend a greeting 0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:42.639 from the trainer. The trainer, Hey, guess what if the 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:45.440