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Speaker 1: The game show that's quickly sweeping the nation. The wheel

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Speaker 1: Alex Ye, spin that wheel right, the solid spin. Pour

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Speaker 1: Before we did that, though, we got to introduce you

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Speaker 1: Jubile show at executive producer. He may be hide strong,

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Speaker 1: but is your pants aren't jump stan Bar. I don't

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Speaker 1: not need to buy anything online. Yeah he once beat

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Speaker 1: me out. And justin what do I feel like? Jubil

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Speaker 1: for very true. Nothing more embarrassing than tipping over your

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Speaker 1: enough of that. Let's get into the Wheel of Misfortune

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Speaker 1: and see who has to dump a cup of ice

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Speaker 1: of Misfortune. Our ballet Dancing executive producer Justin Barnes in

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Speaker 1: studio with a bag full of names. He's going reach

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Speaker 1: who will face the twinkled toes of punishment that the

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Speaker 1: wheel is dancing your way with today. They'll be asked

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Speaker 1: a trivia question which will determine their fate or the

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Speaker 1: the studio to take that misfortune for them. All right,

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Speaker 1: we spun the wheel earlier, and the misfortune that someone

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Speaker 1: dance partner English. Even that's who I was helping would

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Speaker 1: get it right. Someone else is doing this. Big is

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Speaker 1: I mean Jewel just had to sing acapella yesterday. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: trivia question. If you get it wrong, you gotta dump

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Speaker 1: English seven the Wheel of Misfortune trivia question. Popeye, Patch Adams,

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Speaker 1: and Professor Philip Brainerd just a few of the dozens

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Speaker 1: of characters that were portrayed by one of the greatest

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Speaker 1: seen it, the recently released documentary Robin's Wish is an

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Speaker 1: of the bi centennial man himself. Okay, but another movie

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Speaker 1: who do you want to pour ice down their pants?

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Speaker 1: Then he's staring at Alex right now. I've never seen

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Speaker 1: you giggle like this. You're excited, all right, Alex, this

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Speaker 1: the cloud. That was the wheel of misfortune. It's a

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Speaker 1: jewel show on Hits one six point one jubils dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret news sine extend at four one six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, Lots of people

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Speaker 1: have dirty little secrets and they're sharing them all the time,

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Speaker 1: And of course you remain anonymous because nobody's supposed to

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Speaker 1: know who it is. That's how secrets work. That is

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Speaker 1: our anonymous caller and it's none other than Sasha Fears.

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Speaker 1: It's Beyonce's alternate ego. Is it really? Yeah? She called

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Speaker 1: herself Sasha Fears, Am I the biggest Beyonce fan in

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Speaker 1: what's up, Queen Bay? Hey sounds exactly like? Yeah? Well,

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Speaker 1: my dirty little secret? Where should I start? Um? My

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Speaker 1: best friends since. Oh my gosh, I think birth. I mean, um,

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Speaker 1: on we're not going to share guys. Is like, once

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Speaker 1: It's weird. I've never had that conversation with with my

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Speaker 1: it's your boy. And if it's my boy, it's my boy, exactly.

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Speaker 1: And we have never broken that rule ever, ever, ever, ever,

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Speaker 1: to be really great this summer to go on a

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Speaker 1: group camping trip. Right, Oh what you do? So well? Um,

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Speaker 1: my best friend and my boyfriend couldn't come that night,

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Speaker 1: friend's boyfriend's tent. Remember how you got there? Yeah, you guys,

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Speaker 1: and their nose SMEs and they're like, exactly like that,

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Speaker 1: we should just let it lie. It does. It sounds

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Speaker 1: super shady, Sasha fears. I promise you it's not. But

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Speaker 1: it's just it's one of those things. It's like, oh

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Speaker 1: my gosh, even spooning I would consider being you know

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Speaker 1: about Yeah, Well, are your shocked to him at all?

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Speaker 1: I mean he's a good looking guy, but no, nothing

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Speaker 1: would have happened. I mean, this is ironclad. That's my

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Speaker 1: four one oh six one? Did she do more than

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Speaker 1: she was saying? She didn't sound like it, But it's possible.

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Speaker 1: Anything's possible. Alex says, no, but anything's possible English, And

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: report the news. I'm Jewel Fresh and for our first

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Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh, who is on location at Area fifty one.

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Speaker 1: That's right, it's really hot here to Jewel out there

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Speaker 1: You know why why because you never met me before

421
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Speaker 1: and you've never been down to the department to know

422
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,879
Speaker 1: that I created a saying. That's why. Okay, Okay, do

423
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Speaker 1: you want to know what the saying is. I guess so,

424
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,920
Speaker 1: if you can't pay the fine, don't do the crime.

425
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:03,440
Speaker 1: I'm pretty clever. I just think that's way too much money.

426
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:07,399
Speaker 1: You must have some numbers wrong. I'm not talking or

427
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the money right now. I'm talking

428
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 1: about the saying that I created. Isn't it pretty fantastic?

429
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Speaker 1: What going on here? What's going on here is that

430
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 1: this is a joke. What this is actually Jewel from

431
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:24,120
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Your

432
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 1: friend Rachel set you up. Wait? Wait, Rachel did this? Yes,

433
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 1: she said that you always brag about never paying parking tickets.

434
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 1: I don't pay poet. I know it's obvious, and it's

435
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 1: going to change from this point on. You know why

436
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:45,920
Speaker 1: Why Because if you can't do the crime. Wait, I

437
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 1: messed it up. If you can't pay the fine, don't

438
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:54,719
Speaker 1: do the what don't do the crime? Exactly? Wake up

439
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 1: every morning with Jewil phone pranks. We say twenties only

440
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 1: on the new Hit It's one six point one, It's

441
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 1: time four of the roses, only on the Jebel Show,

442
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 1: and only on the New Hits one six point one.

443
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: The key to happiness for a woman, even though I'm

444
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 1: not a woman. But I'm going to tell women the

445
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 1: key to happiness right now, as far as dating goes, yeah,

446
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 1: is always date down. Why date down? Well, because if

447
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,639
Speaker 1: you're with someone like a hot dude, usually they're kind

448
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 1: of douche right, you know, And also they're not going

449
00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:28,119
Speaker 1: to be as excited to be there as like an

450
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,880
Speaker 1: average guy. I'm average, I'm sometimes I think I'm below

451
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 1: average looking. And Alex and I are married. If you

452
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 1: didn't know that Alex is incredibly beautiful and she's with

453
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,120
Speaker 1: me and she knows that there's no way I would

454
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:40,400
Speaker 1: ever cheat on her, why would I? You know, I'm

455
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 1: just so excited to be around. And today's word of

456
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 1: the Roses to catch a cheater, is a perfect example

457
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 1: of that because Casey's on the phone right now and

458
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 1: she sent us an email she thinks her boyfriend might

459
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,639
Speaker 1: be cheating, and she also described her boyfriend as an

460
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: extremely hot guy. Casey, how are you? I could be better?

461
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 1: How are you? Guys? At the point I always do that,

462
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: I'm always like, how are you when obviously you're not

463
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 1: in Yeah? Right, So you think that your boyfriend is

464
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,640
Speaker 1: cheating on you? Yeah, like I said, he's he's really attractive.

465
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:14,600
Speaker 1: But then again, I think I'm equally attractive. Okay, so

466
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 1: that's the problem. You gotta date down, you know, short guys,

467
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: guys that look like a pug, they will they will

468
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 1: be by your side forever, ging you guys. Yeah, yeah,

469
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: that's nice. Yeah, I guess I should have known better.

470
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: But m Scott and I have been together about eight months. Um,

471
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:34,639
Speaker 1: pretty hot and heavy right off the bat, but for

472
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 1: a few months now, and you would think, you know,

473
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 1: spending more time together, we would have more time to

474
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 1: be intimate. But yeah, especially being quarantined right now, I mean,

475
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,200
Speaker 1: there's not much else to do exactly. That's what I

476
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 1: have been thinking anyway at least, and I have the

477
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:53,679
Speaker 1: desire too, And he hasn't at all. WHOA, I showed

478
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: no interest, no, if anything, he's making excuses like I'm tired,

479
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: I have a headache, mainly like right right. But usually

480
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: it is true though, when a guy is like not

481
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 1: in the mood to be intimate a lot, there's something

482
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 1: going on, either a confidence issue or maybe a cheating issue.

483
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,360
Speaker 1: Usually it's not confidence. They don't care. They don't care.

484
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think it's I don't know if

485
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,879
Speaker 1: it's a confident it's issue. I think it definitely is.

486
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: I think there's something going on because I don't think

487
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: it's me right. Has he acted fishy in the past.

488
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 1: Has there ever been like any other girls that he's

489
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,239
Speaker 1: showed interest in or not in like a ladies man

490
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: had away? Just he could carry on a conversation even

491
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: with my girlfriend since we've been together, and so I

492
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,440
Speaker 1: really like that. But now I'm actually starting to think

493
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: that maybe that's because he's gay. Oh oh, okay, that

494
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: wasn't where I thought you were going. I thought you're

495
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: just like, maybe because he's a player and he likes

496
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: to talk to women. I was like, oh, you just

497
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 1: think that he hasn't had the courage to come out

498
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 1: yet and so he just has a girlfriend for a show. Possibly. Um.

499
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: I don't want to toot my own horn, but I

500
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 1: think I'm equally attractive, it's not maybe more so than him.

501
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: So why the standoffishness? Well, I mean doesn't mean he's gay.

502
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: If someone doesn't like me, they have to. I mean,

503
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: if you guys have been together for less a year,

504
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 1: maybe something just isn't working out for him. I would

505
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: like to know if he is gay or if it

506
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 1: is me or what the deal is okay, all right,

507
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,720
Speaker 1: and if it isn't working out for him, like that's fine,

508
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: but he should at least be honest and tell me

509
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 1: and not cheat on me. Yeah, I agree. I mean,

510
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: is there anything else that seems like strange out of

511
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: the ordinary frame? What about his phone? Oh? Is he

512
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 1: sketchy with that now? Um? I mean, I do feel

513
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 1: like he's on it more than he was when we

514
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 1: got together. But then I'm trying to think maybe that

515
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: just happens, you know, once you're comfortable in a relationship.

516
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: But there is there is one thing with his work.

517
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,359
Speaker 1: So he's an electrician and he's been getting some odd

518
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: hours that are uncommon, really like having to work. I

519
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 1: gotta go work on this building at one o'clock in

520
00:26:55,840 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 1: the morning. Yeah, I think I need some wiring the Amazon.

521
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's his secret he's walking from. It's

522
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 1: just really strange if he gets a call at say,

523
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: ten o'clock at night and it's an emergency, that's just

524
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 1: that doesn't feel right to me. Yeah, well, so does

525
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:14,959
Speaker 1: he not take the call in front of you? Then

526
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 1: he leaves the room. Yeah? He will okay, that's not well,

527
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: so if he's taking a work call, like you just

528
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: if you're hanging out with your significant others, you know,

529
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: you take the call right next to them. Yeah, you

530
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 1: talk about work, you usually take the work call from yeah, right,

531
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: all right, Well, so we're trying to think of a

532
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 1: good way to catch him. So he's an electrician? Is

533
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,800
Speaker 1: he in like a union? He is? Okay? Sweet? All right,

534
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: Well do you know the name of what that union is?

535
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 1: I don't. Well, we're gonna google the name of the

536
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 1: union and then Alex. I think if Alex calls pretending

537
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,479
Speaker 1: to be from the union, because they give away prizes

538
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: to people all the time, right, which is strange. Yeah,

539
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 1: they do, they do. So he'd be like, hey, it's

540
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: the whatever union. We'll google it and find out what

541
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: it is. And I have some flowers to send to somebody,

542
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: and they we'll see who he sends them to. It's

543
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 1: time Floor of the Roses, only on the Gible Show

544
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: and only on the New Hits one of six point one.

545
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 1: If someone doesn't like me, they must be gay, right

546
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: right in the middle of War of the Roses. To

547
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: catch a cheater, and that is the way that Casey

548
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: feels who's on the phone right now. She thinks that

549
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: her boyfriend Scott might be cheating on her, and she

550
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: doesn't just think he might be cheating on her with

551
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 1: a woman, She says that she thinks he might also

552
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: be cheating with the dude. And why is that again, Casey,

553
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 1: I think I'm pretty attractive, so I mean, yeah, well

554
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 1: there's that. And then you also said that he gets

555
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: along really well with your girlfriends, and that's suspect to you. Yeah.

556
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: Originally I thought it was really awesome that he could

557
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: have in depth conversations with women and my friends and myself,

558
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 1: But now I think that might have just been a

559
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: red flag I miss. Okay, Well, you know a lot

560
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: of people that text into this show and listen to

561
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: the show are going to call you ignorant for saying that, right, Like,

562
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 1: just because a dude talks chicks. Also, they probably call

563
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: me ignorant saying dude talks of chicks. But you know

564
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 1: what I mean, just because a guy can have good

565
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: conversations with women doesn't mean that he's gay. Yeah, I know.

566
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: I just I just have like an intuition that he

567
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 1: might be to be better or worse if he's cheating

568
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: with a dude over a woman. I say probably, I

569
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: would probably rather him be gay, because if he's straight,

570
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: then that says there's something wrong with me. Right now,

571
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: you don't want to be the one necessarily, you don't

572
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: want to be the one that turned someone gay, do you. Yeah, well,

573
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: you know she didn't turn him gay because he was

574
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: gay before. I've had two girlfriends become lesbian after I

575
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: dated him. Does that mean that you would terrible? It

576
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 1: means that I'm such a such a man that they

577
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: can never have another man after me. That's the way

578
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 1: I prefer to look out. All right, Well, we're gonna

579
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: die him right now. See if Alex can catch him.

580
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: She's gonna say she's from the Electricians Union because and

581
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: by the way, we got the name of it, it's

582
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: the Internet Electrical Workers. So she's going to pretend to

583
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: be from there with some flowers for him to thank

584
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: him for being a member of the union, and see

585
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: who he sends them to. Okay, all right, thank you?

586
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. It's Scott available. Hey Scott,

587
00:29:56,160 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 1: it's Alexis from the of Electrical Workers. How are you? Um,

588
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: I'm fine? Is everything okay? And Oh yeah, I should

589
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: have paid my dues last month. It's automated. Oh yeah, no, no, no,

590
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm actually from the promotions department and guess what. Yeah,

591
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,719
Speaker 1: you've been selected. You've actually got a free dozen roses

592
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: so we can deliver them to someone that you you know,

593
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: have special in your life, like a girlfriend or a wife,

594
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: or your mom or another one of your electrician buddies. No,

595
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think any of my co workers

596
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: would receive that kindly. No, m okay, I mean I

597
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: was just kidding, just thrown it out there. But yeah, no,

598
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: my mom doesn't live close by either. I don't. I

599
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 1: don't think this is really for me. Oh what do

600
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: you mean? No, it's uh, we can deliver them anywhere.

601
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: So do you have like a girlfriend or there's nobody

602
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: that you'd want some flowers too? Oh? Um, well, I

603
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: mean by the sound your voice, I'm sure you've got

604
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 1: a girlfriend. I mean, you know, I don't consider myself

605
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: lockdown if that's as you're saying. Oh, don't hear the

606
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: player hit the game right? So you got you got

607
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: a couple of pick your favorite. Yeah, no, you're right,

608
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,320
Speaker 1: I guess there is someone in mind. Um, what do

609
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: you need a name? Yeah, so I would need a

610
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: name and then the address, so we'll start with her

611
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: name or his. Uh well, the name would be Riley

612
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: Riley okay, and that's Riley with an R like Rojo.

613
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: Uh see okay, way bueno. Um oh, that's weird because

614
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: I thought your girlfriend's name was Casey and started with

615
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 1: the sea. So you still want to send him to Riley? Uh? Yeah? Wait,

616
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: how do you You shouldn't have that on? How do

617
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: you know who Casey is? Because I called them about you?

618
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: What the hell? That's Casey your girlfriend? Scott? Yeah, what's

619
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: going on? What's going on? Exactly? What's going on? Scott?

620
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 1: What is this? Are these your friends? What's happening? Well?

621
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, we're kind of friends, I think, yeah,

622
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: I think now, Scott, this is Jewel from the Jewel Show.

623
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 1: It's me Hot Housewife Alex Freesh. Good morning English, Evan. Hello,

624
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: and your girlfriend Casey all on the phone right now? Hello,

625
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: Why don't you tell me who Riley is? Let's get

626
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,640
Speaker 1: her home? So yeah, him, yeah, her, and I don't

627
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: really think that's any of your business, actually any of yours?

628
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: Can we thinks? Since that's your girlfriend, and you didn't

629
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: send her. Okay, is it though? Is? What is Riley?

630
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: A woman? What are you talking about? You know exactly

631
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Like, for the past four months,

632
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: you haven't even wanted to touch me. I have tried,

633
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: and every time this whole quarantine, you're like, oh, I

634
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: have a headache, I'm so tired. What's the deal? Because

635
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: we were fine eight months ago, and all of a sudden,

636
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: you're acting so bizarre. And that's why I emailed these

637
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: guys to catch you, because I thought something was up

638
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: and I was right. You're seeing a dude named Riley?

639
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: What that really? That's what this is going to be about?

640
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: Uh no, No, certainly a nut. And also, why would

641
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: you think I was seeing a dude because you don't

642
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: even want to touch me and Riley's obviously a guy's name,

643
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: so who is he? Okay, Well, let's unpack that. First

644
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: of all, just because you and I haven't been involved

645
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: with each other doesn't automatically make me gay. I think

646
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: that says a whole lot about how you see yourself. Hey,

647
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: and well, Scott, though you're obviously you are cheating. We

648
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: just caught you cheating. Listen, cheating, We had never ever

649
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: established that we were exclusive. Scott relationship that requires a conversation.

650
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: We never had a conversation that we're together. No, that

651
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: was plenty obvious. We were dating, we were seeing each other,

652
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 1: we have mutual friends. Just because we slowed down a

653
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: bit doesn't automatically mean I'm gay. Like that's a bit

654
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: of a jump. Come on, okay, whatever, God, we are exclusive,

655
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: and I don't believe you that Riley's not a guy.

656
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: I don't think I owe it to you to explain

657
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: at all, But Riley isn't a guy, and Riley somebody

658
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: I might want to send flowers to. Because you and

659
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 1: I are not online, well you should have at least

660
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: been upside and honest, I don't really care. I don't

661
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,720
Speaker 1: care if you're kay, but you don't be going behind

662
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: my back. You are so ridiculous right now, and you

663
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: are answering the question if we are ever going to

664
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: have any sort of future, and the answer is absolutely not.

665
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: If you're gonna make such ridiculous jumps if things aren't

666
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 1: going well and not talk to me about it like

667
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: an adult. Whatever, you're cheating anyway, so you can't cheat

668
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 1: if there's not a relationship and they're clearly not all right.

669
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 1: I think you guys like I mean, it sounds like

670
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: Scott hasn't been at least saying someone behind your back. Hey, Scott,

671
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: if you're not cheating, then why hide it from her?

672
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: She said that you would get calls at all hours

673
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 1: of the night saying you had to work, and you're

674
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: hiding your phone and just being kind of shady. If

675
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 1: you don't think you're in a relationship, why hide it.

676
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 1: I'm not hiding anything. I do have to work late

677
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: at night. If she knew anything about my work, if

678
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: she was actually listening to me, then she would know

679
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,240
Speaker 1: that that's true. And the fact that I'm also seeing

680
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 1: somebody else nothing to do with that fact I work

681
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: a lot and I'm a social person, and we had

682
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: never established that it was just the two of us ever,

683
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: So why would I call it. I'm not hiding anything.

684
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,480
Speaker 1: I'm just not talking about things that shoot, and I

685
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: don't need to talk about whatever. Scott, you're really missing

686
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: out on the best thing that you ever had a

687
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: chance with. Yeah, Yeah, I think I dodged a bullet

688
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: here for sure, Scott. He's gone, Yeah, Casey are he's

689
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 1: still there. I'm here. Well, he was definitely seeing someone else.

690
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 1: Are you sure you had to talk with him about

691
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,439
Speaker 1: being in a relationship, because it sounds like he just thought,

692
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 1: you know, you guys were casually dating. We certainly weren't

693
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: casually dating. Yes, we had a conversation. So and I'm

694
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 1: still not convinced Riley is not a man, he said,

695
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: Riley's a woman. Well you have to remember as well,

696
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: you're super hot, so you should find someone else really quick. Yeah,

697
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: you'll be fine. Yeah, I know, I'm I have no doubts.

698
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 1: I will find someone else and better. All right, well

699
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: hopefully you will, which I'm sure you will. Yeah, I'm

700
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: going to be fine. Guys, Thanks for doing this regardless. Okay,

701
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 1: all right, thank you. I was an honor to talk

702
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: to such a hot person today, wasn't it, Guys? Never

703
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: have before? The Jewels shows more of the Roses on

704
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:17,240
Speaker 1: the New Hits one oh six point one, Jewels, Dirty

705
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 1: Little Secret, the New Hits and one oh six point one.

706
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 1: I am honored today. Why that took? That was a

707
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: long pause. I am honored at who's on the phone

708
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 1: today for a Dirty Little Secret? Who? It's a Jewel show?

709
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: On Hits one at six point. I remember, you can

710
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: text in at four one oh six one. If you

711
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, We'll let you tell it

712
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: on the air, and of course you'll remain anonymous, so

713
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 1: nobody will know. Get it off your chest. Don't tell

714
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: your friends because your friends will tell other people. Tell us,

715
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: and we'll give you an anonymous nickname so nobody knows

716
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: who you are. And on the phone right now to

717
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret as a golf fan.

718
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 1: Tiger Woods. Yeah, and Tiger Woods definitely has a lot

719
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 1: of dirty little secrets. We know that most of them

720
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: are out there. Yeah, I guess you're right, most tiger

721
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah? Yeah, this uh, this isn't actually Tiger Woods,

722
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: but I'm sure he has a lot of secrets. Yes

723
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: he does, Yes he does. All right, Well, what's your

724
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, fake Tiger Woods. I used to work

725
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:16,479
Speaker 1: in this restaurant. Um it was a little high end. Okay,

726
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 1: so you worked in a restaurant. We know Tiger Woods

727
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: likes hostesses. Is that Where are you going? You hooked

728
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 1: up with Tiger Woods? No, No, I didn't. I didn't

729
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: do that. No he didn't look up with Tiger Woods. Okay,

730
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna. I thought I was gonna

731
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: be able to call it there. Yeah, someone to fool me. Yeah,

732
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 1: what's your secret? So when food was going bad, they'd

733
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,480
Speaker 1: always tell me to, you know, just throw it out,

734
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: but I would. I would just take it. You'd take

735
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 1: the food that they were thrown out. Yeah, everything that

736
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 1: was expired just a little, isn't it? I think it

737
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: is illegal? Yeah? Wait, so you would eat the expired

738
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: food or it was just food they had to get

739
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: rid of it, so you would steal it it was expired.

740
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh, it's a woods what Why were you

741
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: doing that? Free food? Yeah? I mean it's I'm sure

742
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: that when it says expired, if it's just like a

743
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: little bit over, depending on what it is, is not

744
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: harmful to your health, right, Okay, But after a long

745
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: time of doing it, I feel like that could have

746
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: an issue or raise an issue in your body. Did

747
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: you ever get sick? I spent some long nights on

748
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: the toilet. Bet. Did they ever find out that you

749
00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: were stealing the expired I mean, is it even really stealing?

750
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 1: At that point? You were taking the expired food from

751
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: your restaurant you worked out and eating it. No one

752
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: ever caught me. I do feel like a lot of

753
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 1: people do steal food at the end night from the

754
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: restaurant that they work for it, but they don't it's

755
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: not expired, yeah right now, usually take the good food

756
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: at least. Yeah. What I would do when I worked

757
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: at restaurants is I would always ring in a bad

758
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: order and that like I would ring in on someone

759
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: else's ticket. I'd be like, oh, they had this kind

760
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: of burger, and then I would wait for the burger

761
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: to be made, and then I would go to my

762
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: boss be like, oh, I messed up. I put in

763
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: two those burgers when it should have been one. Can

764
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,359
Speaker 1: you avoid that one off? And he'd be like sure,

765
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: And then I would just take that one on with

766
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 1: that small Yeah, thank you, that's smart. You got it hot. Yeah,

767
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: I got regular, not expired food. I actually had them

768
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: cook me and expired food fresh. Yeah, yummy food. Yes,

769
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: well I didn't. You know, this actually doesn't sound like

770
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 1: Tiger to me, you know how it sounds like your

771
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:26,719
Speaker 1: Yeah you do. I was getting those Yeah, Well where

772
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: do you work now? Do you still work in restaurants?

773
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: I still work in restaurants, but I moved up from

774
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: the kitchen your Have you moved up from the kitchen

775
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: so you don't work in the kitchen anymore? And uh?

776
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: And do you still steal the food save some money

777
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: on groceries? So yes, all right, sweet man, Well, thank

778
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, go

779
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: back to bed. Thank you A good one, dirty little secret,

780
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 1: A good day. What's your Dirty Little Secret? Bill show

781
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one

782
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 1: oh six point one three. Who all right, it's time

783
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: to beat up a British guy. No, it's not not,

784
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: not like physically, mentally, which is the worst guy? Is? Taylor?

785
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: Do you think you have what it takes to beat

786
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 1: down English Evan mentally? I do? Yeah, A lot of

787
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: people do. Um. How are you at trivia? Taylor? Um?

788
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: Fairly decent? About three out of ten. That's three out

789
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,479
Speaker 1: of ten. That's not decent at all, that's thirty percent. Wow.

790
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: English Evan is already starting off. Thank you for that

791
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: with a lot of knowledge. That's some math. Being able

792
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 1: to do math on the fly like that? Yeah, Taylor,

793
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: where you're from Olympia? Yes, here's all the game works.

794
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: Just sent English Evan out of the room. He's in

795
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: the other studio. You have thirty seconds cents there as

796
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,439
Speaker 1: many questions as possible if you don't know when Jesse

797
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 1: pass and you have to beat English event outright to win? Okay, okay,

798
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Your time starts now. Who

799
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: invented the lbed no no clue pass? When was the

800
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: company Nike founded nineteen sixty three? How many Lord of

801
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 1: the Rings films are there? Three? Who played Jack Dawson

802
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: in Titanic? DiCaprio. What's the fastest land animal in the world, cheetah?

803
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: How many US presidents have been impeached twelve? What was

804
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: a ver Simpson murder trial? Oh? I got that in time.

805
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,480
Speaker 1: You can ask it again so she can hear it

806
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: over the buzzer. What was the verdict in the oj

807
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 1: Simpson murder trial? He was innocent? Okay, you got all

808
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: the questions in. How'd you feel about him? Taylor? Uh? Okay,

809
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 1: I don't know? Um all right, English Sevan is coming

810
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 1: back in the studio. He's about to sit down, put

811
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:42,400
Speaker 1: his headphones and so Taylor, what's something interesting that you

812
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: would like us to know about you? I can juggle?

813
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: Oh sweet? Are you a clown? Absolutely not? I did

814
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,839
Speaker 1: one class clown in high school though, did you Oh

815
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 1: you sound like it? So you sound hilarious? Yeah, should

816
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: have said a joke or something English. Evan, would you

817
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: rather either a baby goat or a matter baby? I

818
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: think a baby goat? Do you know if the other

819
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: one is no, I'll give it to you. Taylor. I

820
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:11,240
Speaker 1: see where you're going with this. I think from Taylor,

821
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: what's the matter baby? Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see

822
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: why you won the award. Yeah, Evans back in studio.

823
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: He's ready to go. He's all loosened up now that

824
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: he figured out your joke. Yeah, I'm ready, You're ready.

825
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 1: I think I'm mentally in the worst place. Here we go.

826
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Who invented the LBD? The what

827
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 1: the LBED? I don't know? Block dress? What year was

828
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 1: Nike you founded? Uh? Nineteen twenty two. How many Lord

829
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,919
Speaker 1: of the Ring films are there? Uh? There are three?

830
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: Who played Jack Dawson in Titanic um Leonardo DiCaprio. What's

831
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: the fastest land animal in the world, cheetah? How many

832
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: US presidents have been impeached? Uh? Two? What was a

833
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 1: verdict in the og Simpson murder trial? Guilty? Modra and

834
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,800
Speaker 1: I don't have any more questions, so, yeah, questions. I

835
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: think that's the official term for it. Guilty murderer, guilty,

836
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,000
Speaker 1: leave my cool. All right, so you got all the

837
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: questions and actually both of them got through all the questions.

838
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: All right, Taylor, let's see how you guys did and

839
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: send it on over to our scoreboard. Skippy Sprinkles, if

840
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: he paid attention to know what the story is, well,

841
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 1: my name is Skippy Sprinkles. I'm a comedian and I

842
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: have a traumatic brain injury. So enjoy your score, Taylor. Okay,

843
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: you got one two three four four four right, Wow,

844
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: that's good. And then um english evan yep, got one

845
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: two three right? No, yeah, but Taylor said DiCaprio, She

846
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: didn't say Leo. That's fine, Okay, all right, Okay, he's

847
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:54,160
Speaker 1: gonna gona technicality, Taylor, Taylor, she actually said innocent and

848
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: not guilty. Also, that's true, so that could be a

849
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,959
Speaker 1: technicality too. So are we giving the game to Taylor?

850
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: That should be like, I'm half a point for one each.

851
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 1: So did they tie? I'm just kidding. Taylor, you won. Congratulations,

852
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: you were able to beat the brit Dang the House

853
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: of Sight. We are very to We are, we are,

854
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 1: but that's what we're known for. We're going to get

855
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: another clip from English seven saying that ready to go

856
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: with this one was congratulations Taylor, you beat the brit

857
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers real quick before we tell

858
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 1: you what you have won. Everybody wants the same thing

859
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: right now. Who invented the LBD coco chanelle? What year

860
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: was Nike founded nineteen seventy one? How many Lord of

861
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: the Ring films were Are there? Three? Who played Jack

862
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: Dawson in Titanic? That's Leo DiCaprio. What's the fastest land

863
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 1: animal in the world is the cheetah? How many US

864
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: presidents have been impeached? Three? Oh? What was a verdict

865
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: in the O. J. Simpson murder trial? Not guilty, not guilty,

866
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: not guilty. He didn't do it, Well, he did do it,

867
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: but he got found in not guilty because its money

868
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 1: and a good lawyer. Right. So the glove didn't fit,

869
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: but it was still on his hand. I mean, you

870
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: can still fit on a hand even if it's not

871
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: the size of glove. Fair at one time it fit.

872
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,959
Speaker 1: Go back and look at YouTube footage of that trial

873
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: when he was actually they had him trying on the

874
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 1: glove and like, his hands are normal, but when they

875
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 1: had him try on the glove to see if would fit,

876
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, his hands are like all crooked

877
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: and stuff like, I don't know what's wrong. Wrist Taylor, congratulations,

878
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: you beat the bread and for playing you get a

879
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: Jewel Show sticker. W Yeah. Money. If anybody else wants

880
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: a Jewel Show sticker, head to the Jewelshow dot com

881
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Speaker 1: and purchase hers. Now, yeah, they're dope. There's a lot

882
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: of them. Alex got so much merch for the show.

883
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Those Yeah, they're dope stickers too. They're not

884
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: just stickers. We have bumper stickers, we have magnets. We

885
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 1: have like the things he stuck on the windows, a

886
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 1: details like your car, Like, yeah, pretty soon we're gonna

887
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: have a dude named Spike that will come in tattoo.

888
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show, loll go on you The Jewel Show

889
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 1: on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one

890
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: oh six point one. It's time to get all right everyone,

891
00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 1: how are you doing today? In the end, Today, So

892
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what day it is, it's fine. Today

893
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: is today, Okay, they're all running together right now. Anyway. Yeah, Hey,

894
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: I'm Skippy Sprinkles. I am a stand up comedian with

895
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,320
Speaker 1: a traumatic brain injury. I was in a coma for

896
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: forty five days. I got dinged. I got rammed by

897
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: a drunk driver when I was seventeen. I'm here to

898
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: send you some positive messages. My morning motivation for this

899
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: morning is accept responsibility for what you do, be accountable

900
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: for how things turn out, take ownership of your mistakes. Love.

901
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,839
Speaker 1: That's a very good message. That very good message. Yeah,

902
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: it's hard to a lot of people, a lot of people,

903
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 1: and it's one that has been repeated in Alex and

904
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 1: my household. By the way, if he didn't know, Alex

905
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: and I are married, Okay, so I have to explain

906
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 1: every time. There's a lot of people that know the

907
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: listen to the show enough and they're like, why is

908
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 1: he always say that. I'm not bragging. I'm just saying

909
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: so in case we will just join the show. And

910
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: they don't know that, but been repeated a lot. Yeah,

911
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:10,759
Speaker 1: fourteen year old my stepdaughter, allergy's daughter. A lot of Hey,

912
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:17,879
Speaker 1: accept responsibility for what you do. Yeah. Yeah, So anyway, also,

913
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 1: just in general, people should accept responsibility when you make

914
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 1: a mistake on the mistake. You know, it is hard

915
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 1: to do though, like especially if it's something that you

916
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 1: don't want to admit. Yeah, for sure, that's even the

917
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: harder thing. Yeah, But because I used to be like

918
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: that too, I've grown up a lot over the last

919
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: ten fifteen years and I've learned a lot, and just

920
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 1: accepting the responsibility for the mistakes that you've done and things, sorry,

921
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: goes so far. And it's actually like, you know, when

922
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: as you grow I just feel I feel okay with

923
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,320
Speaker 1: doing it. I used to be so stubborn, so I

924
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: feel like if you're trying to be a better person,

925
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: it's like one of the best places to start. Yeah,

926
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: it's just accepting that you're not perfect, Yeah, exactly. And

927
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: also if you're someone who has relationship problems, whatever kind

928
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,280
Speaker 1: of relationship it is. But if you find that everybody

929
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 1: around you is always an issue, sometimes you have to

930
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: look at which you're actually doing to make things an issue. Sometimes, yeah,

931
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 1: there's just people out there who are jerks. But also

932
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 1: sometimes you might be the person that's kind of screwing

933
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: yourself over in these situations. It could just be that

934
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 1: you're allowing people to do things to you that you shouldn't,

935
00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: you know, and that's kind of your fault. After a

936
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 1: certain point, you should learn to set up boundaries. I

937
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: could go on for hours and hours and hours about this,

938
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: but remember I've been in therapy since kindergarten, so I've

939
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,600
Speaker 1: heard a lot of this stuff. But that's a good point, Skippy.

940
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: Thank you for pointing that out of course, um you

941
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: will that really touch me there, that you've been in

942
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 1: therapy since kindergarten. Yes, being in therapy that long in

943
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: your life is not necessarily because of positive things, but

944
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 1: it can wind up being a positive because you learn

945
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah. Yeah, Oh, Alex, can you take a

946
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 1: look at the text line? See if anybody texted today,

947
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 1: come and right at you. You're ahead of me. No,

948
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: I'm ahead of you because I have some like I was.

949
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: I was just looking at him. This one says I

950
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 1: can't go to school and be with my friends and

951
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 1: I'm going crazy. Can Skippy give me some motivation? Please? Oh? Yeah,

952
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are film. Yeah, I

953
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: feel so bad for the students. I hated school when

954
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 1: I was a kid, absolutely hated it. Any chance to

955
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 1: ditch I would. And I think about it now and

956
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, if I had to be on lockdown and

957
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: couldn't go to school, I probably would miss it. I'd

958
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 1: be trying to ditch home to go to school. So yeah,

959
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 1: I think kids are going crazy. You have anything to

960
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 1: say to this kid that texts it in four six one? Um?

961
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: Yeah it sounded so old right there. Anyway you have

962
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: anything to say to him? You can't go to be

963
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,800
Speaker 1: with your friends, but you have zoom. You have like,

964
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: uh hey, maybe uh go to the park or go

965
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: go figure out some games you guys can play there.

966
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: Maybe you can play air basketball. Oh, have your own basketball,

967
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: air horse, bring your own basketball? Yeah yo? Oh okay,

968
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: I was thinking no basketball at all, just like you're

969
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:48,399
Speaker 1: shooting in the air. That could cost some arguments. He'd

970
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 1: be like, no way I made that, Yeah you missed it.

971
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 1: The better ideas to bring to basketball? Yeah yeah, or

972
00:49:56,239 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: by ob bring your own basketball. That's what I she said.

973
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: I mentioned my name is Skippy Sprinkles and I do

974
00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: have a traumatic brain. Well thank you for the motivation.

975
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: If you want some motivation, Skippy text in for one

976
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: oh six one. All right, that's it. I just gotta

977
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: tell you, everybody. I'm a lonely guy. I just got

978
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: ghosted by my imaginary friend. She's hanging out with my

979
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: imaginary x O. Sorry, but I'm sorry to hear that

980
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: and see you still have a positive attitude. You know,

981
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: she'll come back to me. All right. That's my motivation

982
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: for this morning. Can I get some air horny? She

983
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 1: can't Skippy? All right? That was skippy sprinkles morning motivation. Yo,

984
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 1: that was skipping sprinkles in your morning motivation. I almost

985
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: forgot it and then they had to put me back

986
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:57,240
Speaker 1: on game real quick. Responsible, be responsible for your mistakes.

987
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: That was a mistake. I just made my game, you

988
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: know what. I owned it. I sucked at that. Yeah,

989
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,280
Speaker 1: I'll do that tomorrow maybe. All right, that was your motivation.

990
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: Thank you, Skippy. That was very motivating. Thanks Kippy's great goals.