Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our
Speaker 1: world famous phone pranks due Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran phone tap,
Speaker 1: Danielle set this thing up, all.
Speaker 2: Right, comes from David. My grandmother just had her washing
Speaker 2: machine fixed. She said the guy that came only stayed
Speaker 2: a few minutes and he didn't really do anything. So
Speaker 2: I want you to call her and tell her the
Speaker 2: repair man complains about her and that she owes money
Speaker 2: and she will go crazy. Danielle picking on an old lady.
Speaker 2: Let's listen to today's phone tap. Hello, Yes, man's week,
Speaker 2: Tomira Ant please this is here. This is Melinda Prosel
Speaker 2: calling from sirih. Yes, did you have some service done
Speaker 2: on your washing machine.
Speaker 3: The other day? Yeah, about a week or so ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did you recall the guy that came to fix it?
Speaker 3: Oh god, he was such a nice guy. You know.
Speaker 3: He told me his name, but I forgot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, you say he's a nice guy, then how come
Speaker 2: I have paperwork here that says you were very rude
Speaker 2: to him.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's a Huh.
Speaker 2: I was rude, That's what it says here.
Speaker 3: It says he's a liar.
Speaker 2: He said that you cursed him out.
Speaker 3: Oh my, he's a god stern liar. You know, I'm
Speaker 3: made two years old. I'm like everybody, what's wrong with him?
Speaker 2: Well, he says that you tried to throw him out
Speaker 2: of the house.
Speaker 3: Oh my, oh, that he's a liar.
Speaker 2: Well, he said that you use the F word.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I never end my life.
Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately, because he was there and he says he
Speaker 2: did fix your problem. He said that you are going
Speaker 2: to be charged with the.
Speaker 3: Visit home made. Yeah no, why no, No, he didn't
Speaker 3: fix nothing.
Speaker 2: He still came out for a service call, ma'am.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we got insurance on it.
Speaker 2: No, it's not here and not according to my paperwork.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I have to talk to my grandson
Speaker 3: because he's the one. He bought the machine.
Speaker 2: Maybe your grandson's a little irresponsible.
Speaker 3: No, he's not. He's a college graduate. He has his
Speaker 3: own business.
Speaker 2: Well, we do have this two hundred and fifty dollars
Speaker 2: bill here, yeah, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, oh my god, no, no, no, I cannot
Speaker 3: pay for that because he's a liar. For him to
Speaker 3: come in here for two minutes, but he didn't fix nothing.
Speaker 2: He says, you don't know how to use a washing machine.
Speaker 3: Wow, he's full of hot air. You know I've been
Speaker 3: washing close for the last sixty years. Tell him to
Speaker 3: go fly a kite because he you know, the man
Speaker 3: is sick, definitely sick. And tell him I said it too,
Speaker 3: But he's a god gon liar. Tell him to come
Speaker 3: here with somebody. Tell him to bring a lawyer. Bring
Speaker 3: somebody here. I'll have my lawyer here. Goodbye, ma'am a liar,
Speaker 3: he was, she's over.
Speaker 2: He's a liar. He's a liar. He's calling me now, Okay,
Speaker 2: don't answer unless you have three way? Do you have
Speaker 2: three way?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, No, what this guy.
Speaker 3: From called me?
Speaker 1: And?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, what a problem over here? He said. I
Speaker 3: threw him out. I'm gonna tell you something. That guy
Speaker 3: was brother liar. I tell you right now, he was
Speaker 3: a liar. I was very polite to him. He wasn't
Speaker 3: even here five damn minutes.
Speaker 2: You said he was nice.
Speaker 3: What was I gonna say? I didn't know. He was
Speaker 3: the son of a bitch. I want to know, son,
Speaker 3: he said, I overload the machine. Well you do kind
Speaker 3: of overload it. No, I don't. No, that machine wasn't
Speaker 3: right from dead one. I'll tell you what. I don't
Speaker 3: ever want you the door business with that reached again?
Speaker 3: You understand me? Why are you curta because I'm damn there.
Speaker 3: I should have done that through that son of a
Speaker 3: bitch that was over here. And I'll tell you another thing.
Speaker 3: I thought you had the insurance. That's why I called
Speaker 3: my damn guy, and I've got those for you. I'm
Speaker 3: cutting up the cards right now.
Speaker 2: Don't cut the cards up yet. We're gonna he's gonna
Speaker 2: come this afternoon of fixed machine who I don't.
Speaker 3: Say, not got here because I thum down the stairs.
Speaker 2: That's not nice.
Speaker 3: I don't want her hair. He's coming. I'm giving it.
Speaker 3: Throw right out that son of a bitch. You or
Speaker 3: to cloak that basta. You know what I said. He
Speaker 3: was a son of a bitch, and I am. I
Speaker 3: don't want him in here because I threw him right
Speaker 3: them stairs. I said, I've been washing clothes for the
Speaker 3: last sixty years, and you're telling me how to wash clothes.
Speaker 2: They're gonna come out and teach you how to do laundry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, how do you like that? Tell him to
Speaker 3: at some stuff and don't come here, that son of
Speaker 3: a bitch. Load you know away in front of head. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I have one damn towel. That's all I have is
Speaker 3: one bath towel. That's all I had down here. And
Speaker 3: it's one that I use to put the clothes on
Speaker 3: and when I wanted to flatten it out and that
Speaker 3: and that's I'm cutting the cards up, Norn. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: show how rude I am. Now, I'm gonna tell him
Speaker 3: this is how rude I am. And I throw the
Speaker 3: cards at him.
Speaker 2: Ma'am. Huh, I'm confirming your appointment for today, opponent.
Speaker 3: I don't have no appointment, did I don't send nobody here,
Speaker 3: like I don't want to have nothing to do with anymore.
Speaker 2: But your grandson told me that you care.
Speaker 3: He said, I don't want nobody here.
Speaker 2: He said that you wanted someone to teach you how
Speaker 2: to do the laundry.
Speaker 3: No, no, no pick for a sick don't come here
Speaker 3: because I put them down the stairs. I want them
Speaker 3: rude before. But I am rude now, okay, ma'am, please please,
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear that's why.
Speaker 2: Grandma. Wait, ma'am, this is Danielle Minarrow from Elvis Durant
Speaker 2: in the Morning Show, and you got phone apped your
Speaker 2: grandson's playing a joke on you.
Speaker 3: David, Why do you play these things on me because
Speaker 3: you're funny? Oh my, that is the worst I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: My Grandma, I got a question.
Speaker 3: Why is it when old the older women get mad?
Speaker 2: It's funny.
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