WEBVTT - Repairman Drama

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Here's one of our

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<v Speaker 1>world famous phone pranks due Elvis Duran. Elvis Duran phone tap,

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<v Speaker 1>Danielle set this thing up, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, comes from David. My grandmother just had her washing

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<v Speaker 2>machine fixed. She said the guy that came only stayed

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<v Speaker 2>a few minutes and he didn't really do anything. So

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to call her and tell her the

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<v Speaker 2>repair man complains about her and that she owes money

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<v Speaker 2>and she will go crazy. Danielle picking on an old lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen to today's phone tap. Hello, Yes, man's week,

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<v Speaker 2>Tomira Ant please this is here. This is Melinda Prosel

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<v Speaker 2>calling from sirih. Yes, did you have some service done

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<v Speaker 2>on your washing machine.

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<v Speaker 3>The other day? Yeah, about a week or so ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you recall the guy that came to fix it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, he was such a nice guy. You know.

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<v Speaker 3>He told me his name, but I forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you say he's a nice guy, then how come

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<v Speaker 2>I have paperwork here that says you were very rude

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<v Speaker 2>to him.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, he's a Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I was rude, That's what it says here.

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<v Speaker 3>It says he's a liar.

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<v Speaker 2>He said that you cursed him out.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, he's a god stern liar. You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>made two years old. I'm like everybody, what's wrong with him?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he says that you tried to throw him out

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<v Speaker 2>of the house.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my, oh, that he's a liar.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he said that you use the F word.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I never end my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, unfortunately, because he was there and he says he

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<v Speaker 2>did fix your problem. He said that you are going

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<v Speaker 2>to be charged with the.

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<v Speaker 3>Visit home made. Yeah no, why no, No, he didn't

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<v Speaker 3>fix nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>He still came out for a service call, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, we got insurance on it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not here and not according to my paperwork.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know, I have to talk to my grandson

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<v Speaker 3>because he's the one. He bought the machine.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe your grandson's a little irresponsible.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he's not. He's a college graduate. He has his

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<v Speaker 3>own business.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we do have this two hundred and fifty dollars

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<v Speaker 2>bill here, yeah, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, oh my god, no, no, no, I cannot

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<v Speaker 3>pay for that because he's a liar. For him to

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<v Speaker 3>come in here for two minutes, but he didn't fix nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>He says, you don't know how to use a washing machine.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, he's full of hot air. You know I've been

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<v Speaker 3>washing close for the last sixty years. Tell him to

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<v Speaker 3>go fly a kite because he you know, the man

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<v Speaker 3>is sick, definitely sick. And tell him I said it too,

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<v Speaker 3>But he's a god gon liar. Tell him to come

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<v Speaker 3>here with somebody. Tell him to bring a lawyer. Bring

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<v Speaker 3>somebody here. I'll have my lawyer here. Goodbye, ma'am a liar,

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<v Speaker 3>he was, she's over.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a liar. He's a liar. He's calling me now, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>don't answer unless you have three way? Do you have

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<v Speaker 2>three way?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hey, No, what this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>From called me?

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<v Speaker 1>And?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Yeah, what a problem over here? He said. I

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<v Speaker 3>threw him out. I'm gonna tell you something. That guy

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<v Speaker 3>was brother liar. I tell you right now, he was

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<v Speaker 3>a liar. I was very polite to him. He wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>even here five damn minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>You said he was nice.

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<v Speaker 3>What was I gonna say? I didn't know. He was

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<v Speaker 3>the son of a bitch. I want to know, son,

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<v Speaker 3>he said, I overload the machine. Well you do kind

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<v Speaker 3>of overload it. No, I don't. No, that machine wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>right from dead one. I'll tell you what. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>ever want you the door business with that reached again?

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<v Speaker 3>You understand me? Why are you curta because I'm damn there.

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<v Speaker 3>I should have done that through that son of a

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<v Speaker 3>bitch that was over here. And I'll tell you another thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you had the insurance. That's why I called

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<v Speaker 3>my damn guy, and I've got those for you. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>cutting up the cards right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't cut the cards up yet. We're gonna he's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>come this afternoon of fixed machine who I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Say, not got here because I thum down the stairs.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want her hair. He's coming. I'm giving it.

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<v Speaker 3>Throw right out that son of a bitch. You or

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<v Speaker 3>to cloak that basta. You know what I said. He

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<v Speaker 3>was a son of a bitch, and I am. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't want him in here because I threw him right

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<v Speaker 3>them stairs. I said, I've been washing clothes for the

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<v Speaker 3>last sixty years, and you're telling me how to wash clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna come out and teach you how to do laundry.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, how do you like that? Tell him to

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<v Speaker 3>at some stuff and don't come here, that son of

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<v Speaker 3>a bitch. Load you know away in front of head. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I have one damn towel. That's all I have is

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<v Speaker 3>one bath towel. That's all I had down here. And

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<v Speaker 3>it's one that I use to put the clothes on

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<v Speaker 3>and when I wanted to flatten it out and that

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<v Speaker 3>and that's I'm cutting the cards up, Norn. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>show how rude I am. Now, I'm gonna tell him

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<v Speaker 3>this is how rude I am. And I throw the

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<v Speaker 3>cards at him.

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<v Speaker 2>Ma'am. Huh, I'm confirming your appointment for today, opponent.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have no appointment, did I don't send nobody here,

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<v Speaker 3>like I don't want to have nothing to do with anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>But your grandson told me that you care.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, I don't want nobody here.

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<v Speaker 2>He said that you wanted someone to teach you how

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<v Speaker 2>to do the laundry.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no pick for a sick don't come here

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<v Speaker 3>because I put them down the stairs. I want them

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<v Speaker 3>rude before. But I am rude now, okay, ma'am, please please,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to hear that's why.

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<v Speaker 2>Grandma. Wait, ma'am, this is Danielle Minarrow from Elvis Durant

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<v Speaker 2>in the Morning Show, and you got phone apped your

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<v Speaker 2>grandson's playing a joke on you.

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<v Speaker 3>David, Why do you play these things on me because

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<v Speaker 3>you're funny? Oh my, that is the worst I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 2>My Grandma, I got a question.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is it when old the older women get mad?

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>This was pre recorded permission granted by.

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<v Speaker 3>Pone tab.

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