WEBVTT - Hour 2: Predator Joe 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:10.520 Jesse Kelly Show, another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:14.400 on a Monday. I know about all the Biden documents. 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:16.480 I'm gonna get into that in a few and all 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:18.560 the dumb stuff, he said. I'll get into that in 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:20.400 a few, but I got to do a couple of 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:22.319 things first. We're about to get the Medal of Honor Monday. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:24.680 I wanted to get to this email real quick first 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:26.000 because I have a bunch of these I have to 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:29.560 get to. Hey, Jesse, my name is Justin. I want 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:31.680 to know when your book comes out, how I can 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:35.080 get five signed copies of your book. I work for 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:38.200 the Woodlands f D. It's fire department, and I'm a veteran. 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:42.040 It was a Navy corman and so on and so forth. 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:43.840 The guys and I love to listen to your show. 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:45.960 I'd love to reserve some copies for me and the 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:48.920 guys before they sell out. Just let me know listen. 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:54.080 Thank you, Chris. Set this aside. Set these aside because 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:59.560 quick update on the whole book thing. The book is finished, 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:04.240 the final version has been turned in, the final version 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:07.120 has basically been accepted, So it looks like this thing 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:09.520 is going to happen. No matter what here, and I 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:14.360 should be allowed to tell you maybe within a week. 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:17.360 Maybe maybe within a week, I can tell you all 0:01:17.400 --> 0:01:19.520 about it and tell you everything and tell you how 0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:22.600 to pre order everything and whatnot. I will, I will 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:25.119 tell you. But look, it's me. Do you think I'm 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:30.080 not going to shamelessly sell the book every chance I get? Oh, Chris, 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:32.039 I forgot to tell you, or I was telling you 0:01:32.080 --> 0:01:34.480 before the show. You're the one I told. So it's 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:38.720 become a thing now around the house. It's become I 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:43.920 can't help myself. I now will mix in ads when 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:47.160 I talk with the wife and kids randomly around the house, 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:50.280 just to make them mad. And I have so much 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:53.240 fun with it. Like I told you before. When I 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:56.160 forget what had happened, something stunk in the house and 0:01:56.240 --> 0:01:58.200 I told the wife to go get an eed in 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:00.480 pure thunderstorm and I said, if you don't have any, 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:04.080 they're selling three packs right now for under two hundred dollars. 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.800 And she she texts back, stop it, this is serious, 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:08.280 And I said, make sure you used to promo co 0:02:08.440 --> 0:02:10.600 Jesse And then that only makes ther matter. I did 0:02:10.600 --> 0:02:13.880 the same thing with a chalk today. I was taking 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:16.680 some chalk after I got down lifting today and I 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:19.440 was in the kitchen taking my male Vitality stack from 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:22.000 Chalk and she couldn't see what I was doing. It said, 0:02:22.040 --> 0:02:23.839 what are you doing over there? I said, I'm taking 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:26.040 a male vitality stack from Chalk. You know, they're thirty 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:28.359 five percent off of the subscription. Oh my gosh. And 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:32.360 they start yelling, I'm going to totally do that to 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:36.360 everyone in the audience as soon as I'm allowed to 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.239 sell the book. But they told me, because I don't 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:41.880 know about this, you know what, you know what this 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:44.000 is disrespectful? The Medal of Honor money. Let me tell you. 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:45.560 Let me do Medal of Honor money and then I'll 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:50.399 explain about this. I said, what, Chris, what assigning talk? Okay, 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:52.320 let's get to all that after Medal of Honur money. Okay, 0:02:52.360 --> 0:02:55.799 all right, Medal of Honor Monday time. It's a Vietnam one. 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:59.160 We love these members. We take recommendations by email if 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:02.000 you have someone you know or some relation Jesse at 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:04.960 Jesse Kelly show dot com. Every Monday at this time 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:07.840 we read a citation. Jesse. I was commissioned in May 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:10.359 of nineteen ninety nine. It was a great ceremony. One 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:13.240 of my fellow lieutenant's sister was married to an NFL 0:03:13.320 --> 0:03:16.359 star quarterback, and we asked the Medal of Honor recipient 0:03:16.400 --> 0:03:19.359 to speak at our commissioning. The Medal of Honor recipient 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:22.359 was Sammy Davis. I'll never forget the speech he gave 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:25.519 us as young officers. I will also never forget seeing 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.880 him where the medal of Honor around his neck and 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:32.360 thinking this is an awesome American. So yes, he is, 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:39.600 without further ado, let's honor a freaking legend. Hey, honoring 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.880 those he went above and beyond. It's Medal of Honor 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:53.320 Monday for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity and action at the 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:55.840 risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty. 0:03:56.120 --> 0:04:00.240 Sergeant Davis, then PFC, distinguished himself during the earth early 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:03.400 morning hours while serving as a cannoneer with Battery C 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:07.640 at a remote fire support base at approximately oh two 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.920 hundred hours. The fire support base was under heavy enemy 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:17.080 mortar attack simultaneously, and estimated reinforced Vietcong battalion launched a 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:21.240 fierce ground assault upon the fire support base. The attacking 0:04:21.320 --> 0:04:25.240 enemy drove to within twenty five meters of friendly positions. 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:29.039 Only a river separated the Vietcong from the fire support base. 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:33.520 Detecting a nearby enemy position, Sergeant Davis seized a machine 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:36.720 gun and provided covering fire for his gun crew as 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:39.719 they attempted to bring direct artillery fire on the enemy. 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:43.919 Despite his efforts, an enemy recoiless rifle rounds scored a 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:48.120 direct hit upon the artillery piece. The resultant blasts hurled 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:51.400 the gun crew from their weapon and blew Sergeant Davis 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:54.960 into a foxhole. He struggled to his feet in return 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:59.719 to the howitzer, which was burning furiously. Ignoring repeated warnings 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:03.760 to seek cover, Sergeant Davis rammed a shell into the gun. 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:08.560 Disregarding a withering hail of enemy fire directed at his position, 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:12.719 he aimed and fired the howitzer, which rolled backwards, knocking 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:17.320 Sergeant Davis violently to the ground. Undaunted, he returned to 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:20.120 the weapon to fire again, when an enemy mortar round 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:25.400 exploded within twenty meters of his position, injuring him painfully. Nevertheless, 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:29.600 Sergeant Davis loaded the artillery piece, aimed and fired again. 0:05:29.720 --> 0:05:33.120 He was knocked down by the recoil. In complete disregard 0:05:33.160 --> 0:05:36.200 for his safety, Sergeant Davis loaded and fired three more 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:40.800 shells into the enemy. Disregarding his extensive injuries in his 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:46.120 inability to swim, Sergeant Davis picked up an air mattress 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:50.120 and struck out across the deep river to rescue three 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:54.360 wounded comrades on the far side. Upon reaching three wounded men, 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:58.880 he stood upright and fired into the dense vegetation to 0:05:58.960 --> 0:06:02.839 prevent the Vietcong from advancing. While the most seriously wounded 0:06:02.880 --> 0:06:06.279 soldier was helped across the river, Sergeant Davis protected the 0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:09.599 two remaining casualties until he could pull them across the 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:14.080 river to the fire support base. Those suffering from painful wounds, 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:18.040 he refused medical attention, joining another howitzer crew, which fired 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:22.040 at the large Vietcong force until it broke contact and fled. 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:25.960 Sergeant davis extraordinary heroism at the risk of his life 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:28.640 is in keeping with the highest traditions of the military 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:33.360 service and reflect great credit upon himself in the USR 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:38.159 bang Son. In case, you don't know what a fire 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.680 support base is, and I have to always be conscious 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:43.440 of this because so many people have never served or 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:47.200 do anything like that. A fire support base is you 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:52.200 will have missions going out, your patrols going out in Vietnam, 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.920 all the time. Hey, we want to do patrol this area. 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:57.680 We wanna see how many enemies are there, or we 0:06:57.720 --> 0:06:59.400 know they're a bunch of enemy there, go find him 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.360 and kill him. Well, you always want to make sure 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:04.880 you guys have artillery support. So we'll set up a base, 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:08.080 a fire support base, and you'll put a bunch of 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:11.160 artillery pieces in there so when your guys call for fire, okay, 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:14.280 they're honest fire, so you can fire artillery shells to 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:17.440 back them up. Well, the enemy is aware of these 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:22.920 fire support bases too, and enemies really, really really do 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:25.720 not like being shelled with artillery. If you've ever read 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:29.200 any World War One books, Ernst Younger wrote a great 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:33.559 one Storm of Steel. They describe what it's like being 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:38.280 fired on by artillery, and it is seriously like God 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:40.800 is attacking you. That's what it feels like. It does 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.080 not feel like you're getting shot at. It feels like 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:46.880 God is dropping things on top of you. So when 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:50.080 the enemy finds out where those shells are coming from, 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:54.040 they are displeased, to put it mildly, and they want 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.120 to put a stop to it. So these fire support 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:59.960 bases were very, very very vulnerable, pretty freaking brave out 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:01.680 there right all right, back to the guys in the 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:05.600 fire in the firehouse. Yes, let me explain how this 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:07.520 is going to work, at least as far as I know, 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:10.120 because remember, as much as I love calling myself a 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:12.240 world famous author, I've never done a book. I don't 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:14.200 have any I don't know about a lot of things. 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.200 To be honest with you, I was joking with Chris 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:19.840 about this. I don't even know what I get paid, 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:23.440 and I have no earthly idea. Do I get paid? 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:27.080 I know you would ask, Chris. Everyone knows you would ask. Okay, 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:30.560 it just never occurred to me. Do I get paid 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:36.439 per book? Is it a lot? I am I gonna make? 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:39.800 I know there's a contract, Chris. I don't read the contracts. Okay, 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:42.760 I'm not. I'm not a detailed person. Do I get 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:44.680 paid per book? And is it a lot? Am I 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:46.959 gonna be rich? What if I'm rich? Chris? I'm not 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:49.000 gonna be rich? Didn't that? How much do authors make? 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:50.679 I don't know how much do we make? Is it? 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:56.360 Am I going to make five thousand dollars extra red lobster? 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.480 I'm serious? Do I make five thousand dollars? Do I 0:08:59.559 --> 0:09:02.640 make fifty thousand dollars. I don't know how much these 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:07.480 people make. Professional authors make fifty K book. Okay, so 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:12.240 I'm gonna make like one. Okay, well that's fine. Extra 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:15.400 a lobby for a couple of months, baby, Look I'll 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:17.240 set up for a grand. We just had to take 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:20.439 the wife's car in, you know, she drives a twenty fourteen. 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:24.439 And now we're at this. I'll explain more about the 0:09:24.440 --> 0:09:26.840 book in a second. Now we're at this horrible place 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:31.880 where it's old enough that we have to start putting 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.400 more money into it and you never know when you 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:37.960 should stop. We got to fix the ac again. We 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.400 have to. Now there's a little hole in the radiator 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:43.040 that can quickly become a big hole. So now do 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.680 you fix that? Do you sink? We got the bill 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:48.280 It was like twenty two hundred dollars, and we said, hey, 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:49.720 we're gonna have to call you back, and we hung up, 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:51.520 and we had to have a serious talk. Should we 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:53.160 try to buy a new car. We don't want to 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.160 buy a new car because of interest rates right now, 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:57.400 and all the new cars are expensive. But do you 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.920 sink twenty two hundred bucks into a two thousand four 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:04.200 teen do you buy a new car? It sucks. It sucks. 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:07.880 Everything's so expensive. All right. I'll finish explaining about the book, 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:10.679 and then we'll talk about the Biden and the documents 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:14.000 and emails and so much more. But I want to 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:17.199 address something Chris just said to me. Chris just told 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:21.680 me I'm his hero, and I obviously know that already. 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:25.280 He may have been referencing that I need to talk 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:28.439 to you about hero guns, but I'm instead going to 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:31.480 talk to Chris about being his hero. I already knew that, Chris, 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:33.280 all right, and it's an honor, all right now. But 0:10:33.800 --> 0:10:35.880 because I know I'm your hero and you look up 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:39.520 to me, do you and does your wife carry around 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:42.920 a hero arrow yet? So you can make sure you're 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.280 not a victim of violent assault. You know that your 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:48.120 hero would want you to have a hero gun, Chris. 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:52.120 They'll probably send us a free one, So Hero arrow, 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:56.320 double barreled pepper jail blast. These are non lethal. You 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:59.400 don't need a concealed carry permit. It has to super 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:03.080 loud iron on it too. That alone will save your life. Ladies, 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:06.040 fits right in your purse. Dad's get one for that 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:09.079 daughter away from home, your son away from home right 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:13.240 in your pocket. Go to Hero twenty twenty dot com 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:18.800 Code Jesse, I'm Chris's Hero. You be someone else's hero 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:22.880 and get them a hero gun. Hero twenty twenty dot 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:26.880 com Code Jesse gets you a special discount. State restrictions 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:31.120 may apply to Jesse Kelly Show. It's still really to 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:41.960 be damn with terns das it is the Jesse Kelly 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:45.600 Show on a Monday. Remember you can email your love, 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.880 your hat, your death threats. You're asked Doctor Jesse questions 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:52.199 for Friday. All those are welcome to Jesse at Jesse 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:56.240 Kelly Show dot com. Hey, Chris, get this matchmaker. Remember 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:58.360 the guy who wrote us about he's forty six years 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:02.600 old looking for a woman. We might become the Jesse 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:05.920 Kelly Show Matchmaking Show. Yes we can, Chris, because we 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:09.080 got this email. Jesse. Listening to your show on Friday. 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:12.840 I'm a thirty five year old single dime, never married, 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:15.400 no kids on my own, but I did adopt my 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:19.200 nephew when he was nine. He's almost seventeen. Now I'm 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:23.400 also hearing the call to procreate. She says, send my 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:26.240 info to the forty six year old. Why not if 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:29.560 he listens to your show. He's probably my type. Chris, 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:32.959 send her the man's info. Can you do that? Please'm 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:35.520 that's serious. What if they end up like yeah, I'll 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:37.080 give you the email back. What if they end up 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:40.880 linking up? I mean hearing the call to procreate is 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:43.680 quite a cell. I'll tell you that much. Get married first, 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:47.400 but that's quite a cell. A thirty plus thirty four 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:50.000 year old dime with a heart to adopt her nephew 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:52.840 tells you all you need to know about her. Snatch 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:55.600 that woman up, brother, take take her to red lobster. 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:58.200 All right, y'all's first meal on red lobsters on me? 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:02.280 Match make anti communists out here, Chris, what if they 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:06.280 get together, get married? Start making anti communists babies? Look 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:09.520 at what's happened because of the Jesse Kelly show any thing. 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:12.400 It's that back to the book thing. Here's how I 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.400 think it's going to work. As far as what I 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:18.200 know about the book again, I wrote one I hate writing. 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:21.160 I'll get to all the Biden stuff he said today 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:23.640 in a second. I hate writing, despise it. I always 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:27.559 have hated writing. I know people have said they enjoy 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:30.000 my writing. I don't think i'm a good writer. I've 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:32.920 never enjoyed it. I love reading, I like talking on 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:36.880 the radio and TV. I hate writing. They asked me 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:38.400 to write. They've been asking me to write a book 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:41.559 for three or four years. I have said no, no, no, 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:44.320 no no. Finally, my business partner came and said, I 0:13:44.360 --> 0:13:47.320 have an idea. I think that you're actually going to accept. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:49.679 I said I no, I won't. I don't want to 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:51.800 write a book. And he gave me the idea, and 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:54.080 I said, oh, yeah, I'll write that book. So I 0:13:54.280 --> 0:13:56.920 think I think you might enjoy it. Maybe you won't. 0:13:56.960 --> 0:13:58.480 Whatever it is, I'm going to be able to give 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:00.600 you all the info. I think in a week, maybe 0:14:00.679 --> 0:14:03.000 less than a week. I know it gets turned in 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:05.120 on the twentieth, and then as soon as they get 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:06.360 back to me and give me the thumbs out, I 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:08.360 can tell you here's how it's going to work, with 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:11.040 books and signings and things like that. This is this 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:12.560 is what they told me. I didn't know any of this, 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:17.280 so this is what they told me. The goal for us, 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:19.920 I know you're gonna find this shocking, is going to 0:14:19.960 --> 0:14:22.680 be to give a middle finger to the New York Times. 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:25.320 You know, the New York Times puts out a best 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:28.800 seller list. Here's how this works. This is all info 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:30.320 that I just found out, So I'm giving you what 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.600 I found out. You ever see that New York Times 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:37.600 best seller lists, Here's how it works. One, the list 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:42.320 is really kind of subjective, so they're going to try 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:45.680 to do the best they can to torpedo any non 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:51.840 communist book. However, if you sell so many, you basically 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:54.280 give them no choice but to put it on the 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.160 best seller list. That's what you want. Is it to be, 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.280 you know, number one or on the best seller That's 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:02.120 that's what you want. And so what they do is 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:07.720 they have pre sale for the book. Anything you sell 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.440 pre sale many you bought it ahead of time, and 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:14.520 anything you sell week one, that's what's all thrown into 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:16.640 one big pot, and they decide if you're on the 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:19.760 best seller list. Apparently after your book comes out like 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:22.800 a week later, all these authors have a big party 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:24.960 where you wait for the phone call to find out 0:15:24.960 --> 0:15:27.400 if you made the New York Times best seller list. Well, 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:29.000 as you well know, the New York Times hates my 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:31.760 freaking guts, So we're going the goal is to try 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:34.120 to make them try to sell as many books as 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:35.560 you can. I want to sell a bunch of books 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:37.400 and try to stick it to the New York Times. 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:41.480 We are going to be offering signed copies. There's no 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:43.160 question about that. We're gonna get you boys at the 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.440 fire Department signed copies. That's no problem. That's a long 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:48.360 answer to question. Yes, fireman, Obviously we're gonna get you 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:51.800 guys books. Chris asked about a tour. You know, the 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:55.480 show's national, obviously, so it's coast to coast and I'm 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:58.320 on all these wonderful affiliates in all these great cities. 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:01.320 The plan is because I love going to cities. I 0:16:01.400 --> 0:16:03.640 love going to the different affiliates. They're just the wonderful. 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:05.520 Last time I went to Mom was in Saint Louis 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:07.400 on the Patriot and they were just you show up 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.320 at these events and it's all these fun radio people. 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:11.720 You just have a last Anyway, the plan is to 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:15.800 do it in conjunction with an affiliate tour. So, yeah, 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:18.200 wherever the show was on, which is a bunch of places, 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:21.400 we're gonna try to get there and do some sort 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:24.080 of a book signing thing. Chris, So we allowed to 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:28.360 do that in a in a bar? Is that a 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:31.520 bad idea. Why would that's why can't we do it 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:33.240 in a bar? I'm not allowed to have a beer 0:16:33.280 --> 0:16:38.320 while we're having people, aren't what, Chris do? I want 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:40.480 to deal with the drunken rowdies, not my people. My 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:43.000 people were well, even if my people get rowdy, it'll 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:45.040 be fun rowdy. It's not like people are gonna be 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:47.800 throwing hands out there or something like that. My people 0:16:47.840 --> 0:16:49.600 are gonna be great. I'm not worried about them. I 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:52.240 didn't say we had to go to a strip club, Chris. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:55.080 I meant just like a normal bar, like a sports bar. 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:57.040 We can't get a pizza and some cheese sticks in 0:16:57.040 --> 0:16:59.360 a beer or something like that. Are you allowed to 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.640 do that? I don't. I know you're supposed to do 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:03.680 it at these bookstores. I'd rather do it at a 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:06.840 bar or someplace fun or top golf. Have you ever 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:10.159 done top golf? Top golf? So it's so much fun. No, 0:17:10.320 --> 0:17:13.280 that'd probably be dangerous. We can't have Yeah, that's probably 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:16.000 a bad idea. That's probably anyway. So I'll give you 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:19.640 all the info when it comes out again, we'll find out, 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:25.520 all right. Joe Biden. Joe Biden has a document problem, 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:30.400 a serious document problem, because Joe Biden has a serious 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:36.240 communists are done with him problem. We're gonna talk about that, 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:38.800 and we're gonna talk about all the things I have, 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:43.720 Like eight ridiculous sound bites from Joe Biden. I've avoided 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:45.840 it because everyone's done that today, but I'll play them 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:48.240 for you and give him my quick reaction to that stuff. 0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:51.840 Then we get into World Economic Forum stuff and emails 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.600 and so many other things. Before we get into that, 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:59.359 let's get into your money and what to do with 0:17:59.400 --> 0:18:02.199 it right now? All the time emails Jesse, what do 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:03.960 I do with my money? Where do I invest? Jesse? 0:18:04.080 --> 0:18:06.960 I lost my rerand Jesse, look, I lost my rerand 0:18:07.000 --> 0:18:09.160 in the market last year or two. I have told 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:12.000 you my plan. I am not an expert. I am 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:15.320 simply telling you what very smart people tell me. You 0:18:15.320 --> 0:18:18.000 remember Carroll Roth, financial expert, comes on the show all 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:20.280 the time. What's her advice, same advice. I give you 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:25.480 hard assets, things you can touch and feel, gold, silver, land, 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:30.360 real estate. That house you buy, it may not maintain 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:32.680 its value that year, maybe to go down a little, 0:18:32.680 --> 0:18:34.800 maybe to go about a little, but I know one thing, 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:37.679 It's always going to be worth a bunch. The boys 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:40.159 have done for you real estate. They're not only anti 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:43.320 communists like us. They do all the work. They get 0:18:43.320 --> 0:18:46.600 it financed, they get it insured, they handed they handle 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:50.560 the closing, they handle the rental process. What do you do? 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:54.160 You invest in a home and you make money. These 0:18:54.200 --> 0:18:55.920 are the people I trust. I told you i'd find 0:18:55.960 --> 0:18:58.639 somebody I trusted. It took us like six months and 0:18:58.720 --> 0:19:02.480 I found them. These are our people. Go to. Done 0:19:02.520 --> 0:19:06.879 for you Jesse dot com. All right, done for you, 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:09.000 Jesse dot com. You want a place to put you 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:11.160 put your money, a place you won't lose it all 0:19:11.320 --> 0:19:24.840 there you go, Done for you, Jesse dot com. It 0:19:24.920 --> 0:19:28.879 is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday, and I 0:19:28.920 --> 0:19:31.520 will get to all your emails shortly. We need to 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:34.840 talk about some Joe Biden stuff. Wells Fargo, no more 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:38.960 loans for Whitey, and so much more. But let's get 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:42.359 to some Joe Biden's stuff because there's a lot of 0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:44.840 lies out there. Look, whenever Joe Biden speaks, there are 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:47.720 gonna be a lot of lies out there. It's important 0:19:47.800 --> 0:19:51.200 we understand the why behind the lie. I just came 0:19:51.280 --> 0:19:53.400 up with that line, and my goodness, Chris I'm going 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:57.960 to use that all the time. Now, what, Chris, that 0:19:58.040 --> 0:20:00.879 just popped into my head? How brilliant is that? The 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:04.159 why behind the why? What? Chris? Aren't you impressed? You 0:20:04.200 --> 0:20:07.320 know what? Forget you, Chris? You know all these new 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:10.800 IRS agent we have is because they fired a lot 0:20:10.840 --> 0:20:13.400 of them and a lot of retiring and guess what, 0:20:14.560 --> 0:20:17.840 who needs serious agents to know what they're doing and 0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:23.560 not doing? The billionaires, the multi multi millionaires. Just the 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:26.800 heads up again, I know you know this already, but 0:20:27.560 --> 0:20:30.280 for the most part, the IRS actually does not go 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:34.879 after millionaires and billionaires. Why don't they go after millionaires 0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:39.200 and billionaires? Because well, let's let's unpack this here again. 0:20:39.320 --> 0:20:43.760 Remember I'm not inclusive, I'm not nice, I'm not everyone's equal. 0:20:44.720 --> 0:20:50.320 So let's talk about reality. Reality. Is this what type 0:20:50.320 --> 0:20:55.919 of person goes to become an IRS agent? Well, you 0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:58.800 know what, what type of person doesn't? That'd be more 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:02.119 that'd be more appropriate for this conversation. What type of 0:21:02.119 --> 0:21:06.560 person doesn't you know, who doesn't go choose to work 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:09.320 for the federal government and the IRS for thirty years? 0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:14.640 You know who doesn't elite people? Because government people are 0:21:14.720 --> 0:21:17.919 mostly turns. I know, I've known people who've worked in 0:21:17.960 --> 0:21:22.439 government most of my life. Government people are mostly people 0:21:22.960 --> 0:21:27.119 who want it pretty easy. The wife actually used to 0:21:27.160 --> 0:21:30.520 work in local government here, and she would used to 0:21:30.560 --> 0:21:34.880 just marvel at the mediocrity around her because you could 0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:37.560 get paid. It wasn't top tier money, but you got 0:21:37.560 --> 0:21:42.040 paid decent money, gold plated benefits, pretty much couldn't get 0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:45.840 fired at least don't do cocaine at your desk, and 0:21:45.880 --> 0:21:48.960 they'll let you do thirty years and then you'll have 0:21:49.000 --> 0:21:54.679 a great retirement. So it really rewards the mediocre but 0:21:54.960 --> 0:21:58.760 top guy, super smart, capable guy. You just want to 0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:00.320 go work at the IRS because you know, I want 0:22:00.359 --> 0:22:02.560 to go make eighty thousand dollars a year. He wants 0:22:02.560 --> 0:22:04.960