Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, another hour of The Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a Monday. I know about all the Biden documents.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get into that in a few and all
Speaker 1: the dumb stuff, he said. I'll get into that in
Speaker 1: a few, but I got to do a couple of
Speaker 1: things first. We're about to get the Medal of Honor Monday.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get to this email real quick first
Speaker 1: because I have a bunch of these I have to
Speaker 1: get to. Hey, Jesse, my name is Justin. I want
Speaker 1: to know when your book comes out, how I can
Speaker 1: get five signed copies of your book. I work for
Speaker 1: the Woodlands f D. It's fire department, and I'm a veteran.
Speaker 1: It was a Navy corman and so on and so forth.
Speaker 1: The guys and I love to listen to your show.
Speaker 1: I'd love to reserve some copies for me and the
Speaker 1: guys before they sell out. Just let me know listen.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Chris. Set this aside. Set these aside because
Speaker 1: quick update on the whole book thing. The book is finished,
Speaker 1: the final version has been turned in, the final version
Speaker 1: has basically been accepted, So it looks like this thing
Speaker 1: is going to happen. No matter what here, and I
Speaker 1: should be allowed to tell you maybe within a week.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe within a week, I can tell you all
Speaker 1: about it and tell you everything and tell you how
Speaker 1: to pre order everything and whatnot. I will, I will
Speaker 1: tell you. But look, it's me. Do you think I'm
Speaker 1: not going to shamelessly sell the book every chance I get? Oh, Chris,
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you, or I was telling you
Speaker 1: before the show. You're the one I told. So it's
Speaker 1: become a thing now around the house. It's become I
Speaker 1: can't help myself. I now will mix in ads when
Speaker 1: I talk with the wife and kids randomly around the house,
Speaker 1: just to make them mad. And I have so much
Speaker 1: fun with it. Like I told you before. When I
Speaker 1: forget what had happened, something stunk in the house and
Speaker 1: I told the wife to go get an eed in
Speaker 1: pure thunderstorm and I said, if you don't have any,
Speaker 1: they're selling three packs right now for under two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: And she she texts back, stop it, this is serious,
Speaker 1: And I said, make sure you used to promo co
Speaker 1: Jesse And then that only makes ther matter. I did
Speaker 1: the same thing with a chalk today. I was taking
Speaker 1: some chalk after I got down lifting today and I
Speaker 1: was in the kitchen taking my male Vitality stack from
Speaker 1: Chalk and she couldn't see what I was doing. It said,
Speaker 1: what are you doing over there? I said, I'm taking
Speaker 1: a male vitality stack from Chalk. You know, they're thirty
Speaker 1: five percent off of the subscription. Oh my gosh. And
Speaker 1: they start yelling, I'm going to totally do that to
Speaker 1: everyone in the audience as soon as I'm allowed to
Speaker 1: sell the book. But they told me, because I don't
Speaker 1: know about this, you know what, you know what this
Speaker 1: is disrespectful? The Medal of Honor money. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: Let me do Medal of Honor money and then I'll
Speaker 1: explain about this. I said, what, Chris, what assigning talk? Okay,
Speaker 1: let's get to all that after Medal of Honur money. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Medal of Honor Monday time. It's a Vietnam one.
Speaker 1: We love these members. We take recommendations by email if
Speaker 1: you have someone you know or some relation Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly show dot com. Every Monday at this time
Speaker 1: we read a citation. Jesse. I was commissioned in May
Speaker 1: of nineteen ninety nine. It was a great ceremony. One
Speaker 1: of my fellow lieutenant's sister was married to an NFL
Speaker 1: star quarterback, and we asked the Medal of Honor recipient
Speaker 1: to speak at our commissioning. The Medal of Honor recipient
Speaker 1: was Sammy Davis. I'll never forget the speech he gave
Speaker 1: us as young officers. I will also never forget seeing
Speaker 1: him where the medal of Honor around his neck and
Speaker 1: thinking this is an awesome American. So yes, he is,
Speaker 1: without further ado, let's honor a freaking legend. Hey, honoring
Speaker 1: those he went above and beyond. It's Medal of Honor
Speaker 1: Monday for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity and action at the
Speaker 1: risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty.
Speaker 1: Sergeant Davis, then PFC, distinguished himself during the earth early
Speaker 1: morning hours while serving as a cannoneer with Battery C
Speaker 1: at a remote fire support base at approximately oh two
Speaker 1: hundred hours. The fire support base was under heavy enemy
Speaker 1: mortar attack simultaneously, and estimated reinforced Vietcong battalion launched a
Speaker 1: fierce ground assault upon the fire support base. The attacking
Speaker 1: enemy drove to within twenty five meters of friendly positions.
Speaker 1: Only a river separated the Vietcong from the fire support base.
Speaker 1: Detecting a nearby enemy position, Sergeant Davis seized a machine
Speaker 1: gun and provided covering fire for his gun crew as
Speaker 1: they attempted to bring direct artillery fire on the enemy.
Speaker 1: Despite his efforts, an enemy recoiless rifle rounds scored a
Speaker 1: direct hit upon the artillery piece. The resultant blasts hurled
Speaker 1: the gun crew from their weapon and blew Sergeant Davis
Speaker 1: into a foxhole. He struggled to his feet in return
Speaker 1: to the howitzer, which was burning furiously. Ignoring repeated warnings
Speaker 1: to seek cover, Sergeant Davis rammed a shell into the gun.
Speaker 1: Disregarding a withering hail of enemy fire directed at his position,
Speaker 1: he aimed and fired the howitzer, which rolled backwards, knocking
Speaker 1: Sergeant Davis violently to the ground. Undaunted, he returned to
Speaker 1: the weapon to fire again, when an enemy mortar round
Speaker 1: exploded within twenty meters of his position, injuring him painfully. Nevertheless,
Speaker 1: Sergeant Davis loaded the artillery piece, aimed and fired again.
Speaker 1: He was knocked down by the recoil. In complete disregard
Speaker 1: for his safety, Sergeant Davis loaded and fired three more
Speaker 1: shells into the enemy. Disregarding his extensive injuries in his
Speaker 1: inability to swim, Sergeant Davis picked up an air mattress
Speaker 1: and struck out across the deep river to rescue three
Speaker 1: wounded comrades on the far side. Upon reaching three wounded men,
Speaker 1: he stood upright and fired into the dense vegetation to
Speaker 1: prevent the Vietcong from advancing. While the most seriously wounded
Speaker 1: soldier was helped across the river, Sergeant Davis protected the
Speaker 1: two remaining casualties until he could pull them across the
Speaker 1: river to the fire support base. Those suffering from painful wounds,
Speaker 1: he refused medical attention, joining another howitzer crew, which fired
Speaker 1: at the large Vietcong force until it broke contact and fled.
Speaker 1: Sergeant davis extraordinary heroism at the risk of his life
Speaker 1: is in keeping with the highest traditions of the military
Speaker 1: service and reflect great credit upon himself in the USR
Speaker 1: bang Son. In case, you don't know what a fire
Speaker 1: support base is, and I have to always be conscious
Speaker 1: of this because so many people have never served or
Speaker 1: do anything like that. A fire support base is you
Speaker 1: will have missions going out, your patrols going out in Vietnam,
Speaker 1: all the time. Hey, we want to do patrol this area.
Speaker 1: We wanna see how many enemies are there, or we
Speaker 1: know they're a bunch of enemy there, go find him
Speaker 1: and kill him. Well, you always want to make sure
Speaker 1: you guys have artillery support. So we'll set up a base,
Speaker 1: a fire support base, and you'll put a bunch of
Speaker 1: artillery pieces in there so when your guys call for fire, okay,
Speaker 1: they're honest fire, so you can fire artillery shells to
Speaker 1: back them up. Well, the enemy is aware of these
Speaker 1: fire support bases too, and enemies really, really really do
Speaker 1: not like being shelled with artillery. If you've ever read
Speaker 1: any World War One books, Ernst Younger wrote a great
Speaker 1: one Storm of Steel. They describe what it's like being
Speaker 1: fired on by artillery, and it is seriously like God
Speaker 1: is attacking you. That's what it feels like. It does
Speaker 1: not feel like you're getting shot at. It feels like
Speaker 1: God is dropping things on top of you. So when
Speaker 1: the enemy finds out where those shells are coming from,
Speaker 1: they are displeased, to put it mildly, and they want
Speaker 1: to put a stop to it. So these fire support
Speaker 1: bases were very, very very vulnerable, pretty freaking brave out
Speaker 1: there right all right, back to the guys in the
Speaker 1: fire in the firehouse. Yes, let me explain how this
Speaker 1: is going to work, at least as far as I know,
Speaker 1: because remember, as much as I love calling myself a
Speaker 1: world famous author, I've never done a book. I don't
Speaker 1: have any I don't know about a lot of things.
Speaker 1: To be honest with you, I was joking with Chris
Speaker 1: about this. I don't even know what I get paid,
Speaker 1: and I have no earthly idea. Do I get paid?
Speaker 1: I know you would ask, Chris. Everyone knows you would ask. Okay,
Speaker 1: it just never occurred to me. Do I get paid
Speaker 1: per book? Is it a lot? I am I gonna make?
Speaker 1: I know there's a contract, Chris. I don't read the contracts. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a detailed person. Do I get
Speaker 1: paid per book? And is it a lot? Am I
Speaker 1: gonna be rich? What if I'm rich? Chris? I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be rich? Didn't that? How much do authors make?
Speaker 1: I don't know how much do we make? Is it?
Speaker 1: Am I going to make five thousand dollars extra red lobster?
Speaker 1: I'm serious? Do I make five thousand dollars? Do I
Speaker 1: make fifty thousand dollars. I don't know how much these
Speaker 1: people make. Professional authors make fifty K book. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make like one. Okay, well that's fine. Extra
Speaker 1: a lobby for a couple of months, baby, Look I'll
Speaker 1: set up for a grand. We just had to take
Speaker 1: the wife's car in, you know, she drives a twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: And now we're at this. I'll explain more about the
Speaker 1: book in a second. Now we're at this horrible place
Speaker 1: where it's old enough that we have to start putting
Speaker 1: more money into it and you never know when you
Speaker 1: should stop. We got to fix the ac again. We
Speaker 1: have to. Now there's a little hole in the radiator
Speaker 1: that can quickly become a big hole. So now do
Speaker 1: you fix that? Do you sink? We got the bill
Speaker 1: It was like twenty two hundred dollars, and we said, hey,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to call you back, and we hung up,
Speaker 1: and we had to have a serious talk. Should we
Speaker 1: try to buy a new car. We don't want to
Speaker 1: buy a new car because of interest rates right now,
Speaker 1: and all the new cars are expensive. But do you
Speaker 1: sink twenty two hundred bucks into a two thousand four
Speaker 1: teen do you buy a new car? It sucks. It sucks.
Speaker 1: Everything's so expensive. All right. I'll finish explaining about the book,
Speaker 1: and then we'll talk about the Biden and the documents
Speaker 1: and emails and so much more. But I want to
Speaker 1: address something Chris just said to me. Chris just told
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Speaker 1: Show on a Monday. Remember you can email your love,
Speaker 1: your hat, your death threats. You're asked Doctor Jesse questions
Speaker 1: for Friday. All those are welcome to Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot com. Hey, Chris, get this matchmaker. Remember
Speaker 1: the guy who wrote us about he's forty six years
Speaker 1: old looking for a woman. We might become the Jesse
Speaker 1: Kelly Show Matchmaking Show. Yes we can, Chris, because we
Speaker 1: got this email. Jesse. Listening to your show on Friday.
Speaker 1: I'm a thirty five year old single dime, never married,
Speaker 1: no kids on my own, but I did adopt my
Speaker 1: nephew when he was nine. He's almost seventeen. Now I'm
Speaker 1: also hearing the call to procreate. She says, send my
Speaker 1: info to the forty six year old. Why not if
Speaker 1: he listens to your show. He's probably my type. Chris,
Speaker 1: send her the man's info. Can you do that? Please'm
Speaker 1: that's serious. What if they end up like yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: give you the email back. What if they end up
Speaker 1: linking up? I mean hearing the call to procreate is
Speaker 1: quite a cell. I'll tell you that much. Get married first,
Speaker 1: but that's quite a cell. A thirty plus thirty four
Speaker 1: year old dime with a heart to adopt her nephew
Speaker 1: tells you all you need to know about her. Snatch
Speaker 1: that woman up, brother, take take her to red lobster.
Speaker 1: All right, y'all's first meal on red lobsters on me?
Speaker 1: Match make anti communists out here, Chris, what if they
Speaker 1: get together, get married? Start making anti communists babies? Look
Speaker 1: at what's happened because of the Jesse Kelly show any thing.
Speaker 1: It's that back to the book thing. Here's how I
Speaker 1: think it's going to work. As far as what I
Speaker 1: know about the book again, I wrote one I hate writing.
Speaker 1: I'll get to all the Biden stuff he said today
Speaker 1: in a second. I hate writing, despise it. I always
Speaker 1: have hated writing. I know people have said they enjoy
Speaker 1: my writing. I don't think i'm a good writer. I've
Speaker 1: never enjoyed it. I love reading, I like talking on
Speaker 1: the radio and TV. I hate writing. They asked me
Speaker 1: to write. They've been asking me to write a book
Speaker 1: for three or four years. I have said no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. Finally, my business partner came and said, I
Speaker 1: have an idea. I think that you're actually going to accept.
Speaker 1: I said I no, I won't. I don't want to
Speaker 1: write a book. And he gave me the idea, and
Speaker 1: I said, oh, yeah, I'll write that book. So I
Speaker 1: think I think you might enjoy it. Maybe you won't.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, I'm going to be able to give
Speaker 1: you all the info. I think in a week, maybe
Speaker 1: less than a week. I know it gets turned in
Speaker 1: on the twentieth, and then as soon as they get
Speaker 1: back to me and give me the thumbs out, I
Speaker 1: can tell you here's how it's going to work, with
Speaker 1: books and signings and things like that. This is this
Speaker 1: is what they told me. I didn't know any of this,
Speaker 1: so this is what they told me. The goal for us,
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna find this shocking, is going to
Speaker 1: be to give a middle finger to the New York Times.
Speaker 1: You know, the New York Times puts out a best
Speaker 1: seller list. Here's how this works. This is all info
Speaker 1: that I just found out, So I'm giving you what
Speaker 1: I found out. You ever see that New York Times
Speaker 1: best seller lists, Here's how it works. One, the list
Speaker 1: is really kind of subjective, so they're going to try
Speaker 1: to do the best they can to torpedo any non
Speaker 1: communist book. However, if you sell so many, you basically
Speaker 1: give them no choice but to put it on the
Speaker 1: best seller list. That's what you want. Is it to be,
Speaker 1: you know, number one or on the best seller That's
Speaker 1: that's what you want. And so what they do is
Speaker 1: they have pre sale for the book. Anything you sell
Speaker 1: pre sale many you bought it ahead of time, and
Speaker 1: anything you sell week one, that's what's all thrown into
Speaker 1: one big pot, and they decide if you're on the
Speaker 1: best seller list. Apparently after your book comes out like
Speaker 1: a week later, all these authors have a big party
Speaker 1: where you wait for the phone call to find out
Speaker 1: if you made the New York Times best seller list. Well,
Speaker 1: as you well know, the New York Times hates my
Speaker 1: freaking guts, So we're going the goal is to try
Speaker 1: to make them try to sell as many books as
Speaker 1: you can. I want to sell a bunch of books
Speaker 1: and try to stick it to the New York Times.
Speaker 1: We are going to be offering signed copies. There's no
Speaker 1: question about that. We're gonna get you boys at the
Speaker 1: fire Department signed copies. That's no problem. That's a long
Speaker 1: answer to question. Yes, fireman, Obviously we're gonna get you
Speaker 1: guys books. Chris asked about a tour. You know, the
Speaker 1: show's national, obviously, so it's coast to coast and I'm
Speaker 1: on all these wonderful affiliates in all these great cities.
Speaker 1: The plan is because I love going to cities. I
Speaker 1: love going to the different affiliates. They're just the wonderful.
Speaker 1: Last time I went to Mom was in Saint Louis
Speaker 1: on the Patriot and they were just you show up
Speaker 1: at these events and it's all these fun radio people.
Speaker 1: You just have a last Anyway, the plan is to
Speaker 1: do it in conjunction with an affiliate tour. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: wherever the show was on, which is a bunch of places,
Speaker 1: we're gonna try to get there and do some sort
Speaker 1: of a book signing thing. Chris, So we allowed to
Speaker 1: do that in a in a bar? Is that a
Speaker 1: bad idea. Why would that's why can't we do it
Speaker 1: in a bar? I'm not allowed to have a beer
Speaker 1: while we're having people, aren't what, Chris do? I want
Speaker 1: to deal with the drunken rowdies, not my people. My
Speaker 1: people were well, even if my people get rowdy, it'll
Speaker 1: be fun rowdy. It's not like people are gonna be
Speaker 1: throwing hands out there or something like that. My people
Speaker 1: are gonna be great. I'm not worried about them. I
Speaker 1: didn't say we had to go to a strip club, Chris.
Speaker 1: I meant just like a normal bar, like a sports bar.
Speaker 1: We can't get a pizza and some cheese sticks in
Speaker 1: a beer or something like that. Are you allowed to
Speaker 1: do that? I don't. I know you're supposed to do
Speaker 1: it at these bookstores. I'd rather do it at a
Speaker 1: bar or someplace fun or top golf. Have you ever
Speaker 1: done top golf? Top golf? So it's so much fun. No,
Speaker 1: that'd probably be dangerous. We can't have Yeah, that's probably
Speaker 1: a bad idea. That's probably anyway. So I'll give you
Speaker 1: all the info when it comes out again, we'll find out,
Speaker 1: all right. Joe Biden. Joe Biden has a document problem,
Speaker 1: a serious document problem, because Joe Biden has a serious
Speaker 1: communists are done with him problem. We're gonna talk about that,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna talk about all the things I have,
Speaker 1: Like eight ridiculous sound bites from Joe Biden. I've avoided
Speaker 1: it because everyone's done that today, but I'll play them
Speaker 1: for you and give him my quick reaction to that stuff.
Speaker 1: Then we get into World Economic Forum stuff and emails
Speaker 1: and so many other things. Before we get into that,
Speaker 1: let's get into your money and what to do with
Speaker 1: it right now? All the time emails Jesse, what do
Speaker 1: I do with my money? Where do I invest? Jesse?
Speaker 1: I lost my rerand Jesse, look, I lost my rerand
Speaker 1: in the market last year or two. I have told
Speaker 1: you my plan. I am not an expert. I am
Speaker 1: simply telling you what very smart people tell me. You
Speaker 1: remember Carroll Roth, financial expert, comes on the show all
Speaker 1: the time. What's her advice, same advice. I give you
Speaker 1: hard assets, things you can touch and feel, gold, silver, land,
Speaker 1: real estate. That house you buy, it may not maintain
Speaker 1: its value that year, maybe to go down a little,
Speaker 1: maybe to go about a little, but I know one thing,
Speaker 1: It's always going to be worth a bunch. The boys
Speaker 1: have done for you real estate. They're not only anti
Speaker 1: communists like us. They do all the work. They get
Speaker 1: it financed, they get it insured, they handed they handle
Speaker 1: the closing, they handle the rental process. What do you do?
Speaker 1: You invest in a home and you make money. These
Speaker 1: are the people I trust. I told you i'd find
Speaker 1: somebody I trusted. It took us like six months and
Speaker 1: I found them. These are our people. Go to. Done
Speaker 1: for you Jesse dot com. All right, done for you,
Speaker 1: Jesse dot com. You want a place to put you
Speaker 1: put your money, a place you won't lose it all
Speaker 1: there you go, Done for you, Jesse dot com. It
Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Monday, and I
Speaker 1: will get to all your emails shortly. We need to
Speaker 1: talk about some Joe Biden stuff. Wells Fargo, no more
Speaker 1: loans for Whitey, and so much more. But let's get
Speaker 1: to some Joe Biden's stuff because there's a lot of
Speaker 1: lies out there. Look, whenever Joe Biden speaks, there are
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of lies out there. It's important
Speaker 1: we understand the why behind the lie. I just came
Speaker 1: up with that line, and my goodness, Chris I'm going
Speaker 1: to use that all the time. Now, what, Chris, that
Speaker 1: just popped into my head? How brilliant is that? The
Speaker 1: why behind the why? What? Chris? Aren't you impressed? You
Speaker 1: know what? Forget you, Chris? You know all these new
Speaker 1: IRS agent we have is because they fired a lot
Speaker 1: of them and a lot of retiring and guess what,
Speaker 1: who needs serious agents to know what they're doing and
Speaker 1: not doing? The billionaires, the multi multi millionaires. Just the
Speaker 1: heads up again, I know you know this already, but
Speaker 1: for the most part, the IRS actually does not go
Speaker 1: after millionaires and billionaires. Why don't they go after millionaires
Speaker 1: and billionaires? Because well, let's let's unpack this here again.
Speaker 1: Remember I'm not inclusive, I'm not nice, I'm not everyone's equal.
Speaker 1: So let's talk about reality. Reality. Is this what type
Speaker 1: of person goes to become an IRS agent? Well, you
Speaker 1: know what, what type of person doesn't? That'd be more
Speaker 1: that'd be more appropriate for this conversation. What type of
Speaker 1: person doesn't you know, who doesn't go choose to work
Speaker 1: for the federal government and the IRS for thirty years?
Speaker 1: You know who doesn't elite people? Because government people are
Speaker 1: mostly turns. I know, I've known people who've worked in
Speaker 1: government most of my life. Government people are mostly people
Speaker 1: who want it pretty easy. The wife actually used to
Speaker 1: work in local government here, and she would used to
Speaker 1: just marvel at the mediocrity around her because you could
Speaker 1: get paid. It wasn't top tier money, but you got
Speaker 1: paid decent money, gold plated benefits, pretty much couldn't get
Speaker 1: fired at least don't do cocaine at your desk, and
Speaker 1: they'll let you do thirty years and then you'll have
Speaker 1: a great retirement. So it really rewards the mediocre but
Speaker 1: top guy, super smart, capable guy. You just want to
Speaker 1: go work at the IRS because you know, I want
Speaker 1: to go make eighty thousand dollars a year. He wants
Speaker 1: to go make five hundred and eighty thousand dollars a year.
Speaker 1: So where does he go. He goes over to the
Speaker 1: law firm or the accounting firm. The billionaire in millionaire hires.
Speaker 1: Now the IRS knows this, this has been something they've
Speaker 1: experienced for a long time. The mediocre person at the
Speaker 1: IRS chooses to go after an audit the billionaire. The
Speaker 1: billionaire picks up the phone, Hello, Johnson and Johnson or whatever.
Speaker 1: These law firms are called we'll call it Kelly and Kelly. Hello,
Speaker 1: Kelly and Kelly. I want your top man on this
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars an hour. And since money doesn't matter
Speaker 1: to him, they go find the smartest, most talented lawyers
Speaker 1: and accountants and they go up against five idiots who
Speaker 1: work for the IRS and low and be old. The
Speaker 1: millionaire and billionaire comes out scott free virtually every time
Speaker 1: because they're simply better and more capable. So the IRS
Speaker 1: has figured this out. Stop going after the guy who
Speaker 1: can hire any lawyer an accountant he wants, Start going
Speaker 1: after the poor guy who can't afford a lawyer at all.
Speaker 1: You see, we know who gets audited. All the information
Speaker 1: is publicly available. It's actually not even middle class people,
Speaker 1: although they get audited too. Small businesses get audited a lot.
Speaker 1: It's poor people because the IRS understands that poor person
Speaker 1: probably can't afford a lawyer at all, and that poor
Speaker 1: person is probably going to be held over the coals
Speaker 1: and simply forced to say thank you, sir. May I
Speaker 1: have another Why do they hire all those new IRS agents? Well,
Speaker 1: they're not to go after rich guys. Rich guys aren't
Speaker 1: worried about the IRS. They hired them all to go
Speaker 1: after you. Now, this brings me to something that is very,
Speaker 1: very very uncomfortable to talk about. It's something gross to
Speaker 1: talk about. So I'm not going to spend a long
Speaker 1: time on it because it just makes me feel icky.
Speaker 1: It probably makes you feel icky, but it is real.
Speaker 1: There is a shocking amount of videotape available. Videotape not
Speaker 1: a picture. Anyone can take a picture that looks bad.
Speaker 1: There's a shocking amount of videotape available of Joe Biden
Speaker 1: around children, pawing at them, nuzzling them. It is his
Speaker 1: first instinct when he sees one related to him or
Speaker 1: not to put his hands on their shoulders, on their face,
Speaker 1: draw them in, nuzzle and snuggle with them. And let's
Speaker 1: be honest, this is how child molesters act. I have
Speaker 1: heard the right try to tiptoe their way around this
Speaker 1: for the longest time. That's creepy. Well it doesn't look right. Stop.
Speaker 1: I've been around people who love kids my whole life.
Speaker 1: I've been around older people who love kids. They're my
Speaker 1: whole life. I have never seen a human being conduct
Speaker 1: themselves around children, not once, not a one off caught
Speaker 1: him in an awkward moment every single time. I've never
Speaker 1: seen one act like that. Ever, you know who does
Speaker 1: act like that? Child predators act like that? You ever
Speaker 1: hear you ever watched one of those documentaries and here
Speaker 1: a child predator sitting in prison. Have you ever heard
Speaker 1: him be honest about his feelings. They talk about how
Speaker 1: much they just, oh gosh, it's so gross. They talk
Speaker 1: about how much they just love kids, and in their
Speaker 1: own sick, despicable minds they do they see them across
Speaker 1: the room and their faces light up at the Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: I so grossed out. So I'm sorry when Joe Biden
Speaker 1: says stuff like this, it does matter. Once again, He's
Speaker 1: at an event and he sees a little girl and
Speaker 1: he lights up like a Christmas tree. On December twenty,
Speaker 1: it's good to see. Maybe I can have a picture
Speaker 1: with you when I'm before I leave, Okay, Is that
Speaker 1: all right? Of course? Oh honey, hey baby, Hey honey, hey,
Speaker 1: come and let me just let's have a hug, let's
Speaker 1: have a nuzzle. If the President of the United States
Speaker 1: of America has an issue with children being around children,
Speaker 1: I don't know. That kind of seems like maybe the
Speaker 1: biggest deal in the world. And yet it's something I think,
Speaker 1: and I'm probably guilty of this too. I think it's
Speaker 1: something we've gotten so dismissive about, or, like I said,
Speaker 1: we'll just say wow, he's kind of creepy. Man kind
Speaker 1: of creepy doesn't describe touching children that way. Consistently, normal people,
Speaker 1: even people who love kids, they don't act like that.
Speaker 1: We have babysitters for our sons, less so now because
Speaker 1: they're getting old enough and they shoot well enough and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. We don't worry about it. But we've
Speaker 1: had babysitters for our sons. Of course, it's always teen girls.
Speaker 1: I won't come within twenty feet of them, just out
Speaker 1: of basic respect for the teen girl in my home.
Speaker 1: I will stand across the kitchen and make polite conversation
Speaker 1: while the right wife hands or her cash, and then
Speaker 1: we'll have a good one. You know what would never
Speaker 1: occur to me to the thirteen year old girl to
Speaker 1: grab her, nuzzle her, paw at her, because I'm a
Speaker 1: normal human being. Joe Biden sees young girls and is
Speaker 1: physically inclined to touch them, and has done so repeatedly
Speaker 1: for years. I will never forget watching a relative I
Speaker 1: think it was his granddaughter. I may be wrong about that.
Speaker 1: Of Jeff Sessions. Jeff's Sessions was a former UF senator.
Speaker 1: You remember, he was Donald Trump's us. He was Donald
Speaker 1: Trump's age at first. And one of Jeff's sessions young
Speaker 1: relatives was there, and Joe Biden was there at some
Speaker 1: kind of swearing in, and Joe Biden reaches out for
Speaker 1: Jeff's sessions daughter. I don't know what Jeff Sessions knew,
Speaker 1: but he physically slapped Joe Biden's hand away from his relative.
Speaker 1: Jeff Sessions knew there's something seriously wrong with Joe Biden. Seriously.
Speaker 1: No video tape of me out there like that or
Speaker 1: you all right? Yeah, yeah, I feel gross. You know
Speaker 1: what I need right now, Chris, I need to go home.
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Speaker 1: stuff and before I get to emails and stuff. Someone
Speaker 1: I knew from my younger years, high school and whatnot.
Speaker 1: My age graduated with him. He passed away last week.
Speaker 1: Not going to go into everything, but I just want
Speaker 1: to say this. I just want to say this. It
Speaker 1: was heart failure, by the way, young wife, young kids.
Speaker 1: Heart failure doesn't matter. VAXX not vax doesn't matter. What
Speaker 1: the situation is fellas and ladies. But let me talk
Speaker 1: to the fellas here for a second. Heart disease, heart problems.
Speaker 1: There are things that follow us around. I know about
Speaker 1: these things. I lost my grandpa when I was super young.
Speaker 1: On my dad's side, my dad had to have a
Speaker 1: bypass done. I'm sure we're probably fifteen minutes away from
Speaker 1: me having to go under the knife. Took the kelly.
Speaker 1: It's just that's our hearts and stuff like that. So
Speaker 1: I just want to say this, especially in this day
Speaker 1: and age, with that therapeutic poison floating around out there,
Speaker 1: go get your heart checked. But even if you didn't
Speaker 1: take it, get your heart checked. You don't have to
Speaker 1: have taken it to have heart problems, to have heart
Speaker 1: problems early again, this is this is something I knew well.
Speaker 1: He's my age, heartfield. You're gone like that. When's the
Speaker 1: last time you got your heart checked out? Get your
Speaker 1: heart checked out? And I get these emails all the
Speaker 1: time from people, Jesse, I regret it, Jesse, I wish
Speaker 1: I hadn't taken it, Jesse I wish Jesse I wish. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: I get that one. Don't beat yourself up over succumbing
Speaker 1: to the largest propaganda campaign. Maybe your employer made you,
Speaker 1: maybe your parents made you, or kids maybe, whatever the
Speaker 1: case may be. But okay, you can't take it out. Now,
Speaker 1: what's done, It's done. Don't sit and read every new
Speaker 1: article about some twelve year old dying of a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Don't sit and read it with horror and think that
Speaker 1: your next Go get yourself checked out. Go get checked out.
Speaker 1: Check on that harder yours. He would look whether you
Speaker 1: took it or not. Guys, let's take care of our hearts. Look, ladies,
Speaker 1: you too. I was just speaking to the guys because
Speaker 1: it seems to follow us around more than it speaks
Speaker 1: to you. Get your heart checked out, man, doesn't take
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Speaker 1: Make sure you're all good to go. All right, all
Speaker 1: right there, just doing a dad thing again. I'm done
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Speaker 1: you can call eight hundred eight four five zero five
Speaker 1: four four. Continuing on Joe Biden's idioc again, I played
Speaker 1: this earlier for ban the number of bullets and going
Speaker 1: to magazine. There's no no need for any of that.
Speaker 1: I love my right wing friends to talk about the
Speaker 1: tree of liberty is water. The blood of patriots. Give
Speaker 1: me if you need to work about taking on the
Speaker 1: federal government, you need some F fifteens. You don't need
Speaker 1: it an R A R fifteen. I'm serious, think about it.
Speaker 1: These people have always thought that America is the government. Chris, Chris,
Speaker 1: that's a pretty good point. Chris said, Ho Chi Min
Speaker 1: would disagree about the aks versus F fifteens. Well, let's
Speaker 1: be honest, pal, the Taliban would disagree. That's not true
Speaker 1: at all what he just said. That's one two. If
Speaker 1: you would like to know just a little brief military
Speaker 1: breakdown of it. The United States military, they threw this
Speaker 1: around a lot, and they try to fool people this.
Speaker 1: We have news, we have F fifteens, we have this,
Speaker 1: and that you understand that the United States military isn't
Speaker 1: close to being powerful enough to take on the American
Speaker 1: people if it ever came to that. Right F fifteens
Speaker 1: or no F fifteens if it ever turned to God
Speaker 1: forbid it ever does. But if it ever turned into
Speaker 1: something like that, you'll hear himself, Well, we got drones, okay.
Speaker 1: You know that if it ever turned into some horrible
Speaker 1: war like that and the US government was using its
Speaker 1: drones on American citizens, you understand that citizens would simply
Speaker 1: find the drone operators and kill them. That's how these
Speaker 1: horrible things work out. That's why we should be fighting
Speaker 1: for legal and local at all times, because no matter
Speaker 1: what happens, this is all ugly and terrible. And do
Speaker 1: keep in mind that America is too big and too
Speaker 1: armed for the government to do it. Even with those
Speaker 1: F fifteens. That the American people own more fire arms
Speaker 1: and ammunition by a mile than every branch of the
Speaker 1: military and every police agency combined, you cannot, as a government,
Speaker 1: any government, even our own, declare war on the American people.
Speaker 1: That's why I laugh when I hear about the January
Speaker 1: sixth being an insurgency. It was an attempt to overthrow
Speaker 1: the government. If it was an attempt to overthrow the government,
Speaker 1: they would have overthrown the government. I don't care how
Speaker 1: many capital police officers, Secret Service officers, how many National
Speaker 1: guardsmen there, R and DC. If the American people, God forbid,
Speaker 1: ever decide to actually overthrow the government, you'll know it.
Speaker 1: You know how, You'll know it because the government will
Speaker 1: be overthrown. You cannot There's nothing you can do. And
Speaker 1: this is not about to happen. I'm not doing doomsday stuff.
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do against an armed population that
Speaker 1: there is no defense. You cannot possibly take them on.
Speaker 1: But we'll send out an F fifteen. Okay, they'll just
Speaker 1: swarm the air Force space and kill everybody and you
Speaker 1: won't be able to stop them from doing it either.
Speaker 1: Stop with this nonsense. But again, it shows you how
Speaker 1: these people look at us. It shows you how they
Speaker 1: look at us. They look at you, They look at
Speaker 1: anyone on the right, not just America's government, the Western governments.
Speaker 1: They look at anyone on the right within their own
Speaker 1: population as being the problem, as being the threat to
Speaker 1: national security, as being the enemy. And then they look
Speaker 1: at the military, because you can tell by how they
Speaker 1: talk about it, how they talk about F fifteens and
Speaker 1: nukes and drones. They look at the military as being
Speaker 1: their own personal plaything that can be used against those
Speaker 1: pesky people who they're stupid people in their freedoms. These
Speaker 1: people want to drive wherever they want, to eat whatever
Speaker 1: they want. Hey, Bob, send in the f fifteens. These
Speaker 1: people view us as the enemy. We are in an
Speaker 1: adversarial relationship with our government now and that ends really
Speaker 1: babby if we can't find a way to fix it. Huh.
Speaker 1: We still have an hour to go. We got to talk,
Speaker 1: Biden documents hang on