Speaker 1: Listen, ladies and gentlemen, you love him. You like having
Speaker 1: them on the show. I don't know why. I guess
Speaker 1: you like seeing him get on his uncle's last damn nerves.
Speaker 1: My nephew, Josh is in the house. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I thought he was coming on to talk about the
Speaker 1: n C Double A Tournament. The next thing you know,
Speaker 1: I see this brother. He's sitting in my seat at
Speaker 1: my desk.
Speaker 2: Is that cheese, dudes? The depretator tips? Is that what
Speaker 2: you're doing? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I was snacking. He was taking forever with your with
Speaker 3: your take. It's Saint Patrick's day.
Speaker 2: Where you're green at? Why I got that? Why do
Speaker 2: I look irish? Oh? I got to expose us again?
Speaker 2: Where's your hold? Hold?
Speaker 1: Where's your green at? Just because you got Irish swag?
Speaker 2: That's black? But still I'm still celebrating our holiday. Do
Speaker 2: you know?
Speaker 3: Do you know where your grandmother's from?
Speaker 2: I'm aware of Josh, right, you know the world is
Speaker 2: not She's Iris.
Speaker 1: Josh, Josh, did you just that really is grandma? Grandmammy
Speaker 1: is from Saint Thomas. But your grandma is from Saint Thomas.
Speaker 1: But her her mother was from is Irish? Okay, But
Speaker 1: that's neither here.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 1: My point to you, Josh is did you just.
Speaker 2: Pop a bottle?
Speaker 3: I did, because I really, I really celebrate these type
Speaker 3: of holidays, not so much Valentine's Day, but Saint Patrick's
Speaker 3: Day is one of my favorites.
Speaker 2: But what are we talking about today?
Speaker 1: We were supposed to be talking about the n CUA
Speaker 1: A commercial break. You said that wasn't on your.
Speaker 3: Mind, that that's not what's on my mind. And don't
Speaker 3: hush me over there. Stephen A is not here. This
Speaker 3: is my desk today. Anyway, Yeah, I wanted to. I
Speaker 3: wanted to talk about a few of my my laws
Speaker 3: because the women were getting at me, like You're not
Speaker 3: holding guys accountable and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, you know what.
Speaker 1: Hold what women? And what were they getting on you about?
Speaker 1: What were you talking about?
Speaker 2: Comments?
Speaker 3: You know, I scaped them to see where I can
Speaker 3: get better, and they were saying, I.
Speaker 2: Don't really hold men accountable.
Speaker 3: So I came today to come with a few laws
Speaker 3: that will have us, you know, that'll weather some feathers
Speaker 3: on our on our side of the things.
Speaker 1: You interested, Do you care whether I'm interested or not?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think you do, I really don't want me
Speaker 3: get started. And remember what I said. If you're gonna
Speaker 3: interrupt me, make sure it counts all right, ladies, I.
Speaker 2: Know we come off as know it all sometimes, you.
Speaker 3: Know, sometimes y'all just want to be heard and we're
Speaker 3: trying to come with a solution. The problem we want
Speaker 3: to be heard is we don't really want to hear it.
Speaker 3: So anyway, while in a relationship, depending on the dynamic,
Speaker 3: under regular circumstances.
Speaker 2: A man must take his woman on one date per month.
Speaker 2: You agree with that, I.
Speaker 1: Think that's still being cheap. I think that unless you're unemployed,
Speaker 1: you could do more than one a month.
Speaker 2: Wait, why you mentioned in cheap. I ain't say he
Speaker 2: had to pay because I think it's on that he
Speaker 2: just gotta go with her. What I ain't saying he
Speaker 2: got to pay it, he just gotta go. Stop. Stop stop.
Speaker 1: You said a man has to take his woman out
Speaker 1: on the date at least once a month.
Speaker 2: Did you not say that yet?
Speaker 1: You say the word take?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta drive, you know what I mean. I'm
Speaker 2: not tell you don't have to.
Speaker 3: Hey, so women say all they want is for us
Speaker 3: to communicate. So if there's a case where she feels
Speaker 3: like you're not communicating, she can find you.
Speaker 2: How you feel about that.
Speaker 1: I need you to repeat that because these don't sound
Speaker 1: like laws. I'm trying to figure out what's the law.
Speaker 1: What's the law?
Speaker 3: The law is to communicate, honestly, So when she asks you,
Speaker 3: do I look fat in his dress?
Speaker 2: You're supposed to communicate what what?
Speaker 1: According to your law? What is the answer to that
Speaker 1: question supposed to be?
Speaker 3: I mean, they don't really ask you that unless they
Speaker 3: are already busting out the seams.
Speaker 2: So we done.
Speaker 3: We're done with there making you feel good. If you
Speaker 3: fat going to the gym, that's sick.
Speaker 2: And if you need some.
Speaker 1: That that's some ignorant nonsense. First of all, everybody to
Speaker 1: each his own. You got some dudes that's happy with
Speaker 1: a woman that's one hundred pounds. You got some some
Speaker 1: dudes like like Uncle Pooley. That that I mean, you
Speaker 1: got to be a minimum to fifty. And then you
Speaker 1: got people like me who just likes voluptuousness. You understand
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I don't mind thickness at all. Now,
Speaker 1: that's not different. That's not the same as fat. But
Speaker 1: there are there's somebody for everybody.
Speaker 2: Don't be distressed.
Speaker 3: I'm just a big I'm just saying they don't. They
Speaker 3: don't ask do I look fat in this? Unless they
Speaker 3: don't want to look fat in that? And guess what
Speaker 3: nine times out of ten they be looking fat in
Speaker 3: at Yeah.
Speaker 1: Last, little you know what, I can't even front that
Speaker 1: that that that that is accurate. You didn't have to
Speaker 1: say it. Yeah, yeah, but don't you care that? Does
Speaker 1: the kora matter to you? The sensibility matters to you?
Speaker 1: I mean, don't you care?
Speaker 2: Honesty? First? Last?
Speaker 1: Really, so you're the most honest dude of the world.
Speaker 1: You're a paragon of honesty.
Speaker 2: I try. It's about intent for me. Lastly, for the men.
Speaker 3: If I'm on the train and there's a bunch of
Speaker 3: available seats and you sit on the one next to me,
Speaker 3: you're getting a fine same ballpark, different city. If I'm
Speaker 3: peeing at a stall and you decide to pee at
Speaker 3: the stall next to me and there's other available store,
Speaker 3: I'm fawling on you, and then you're going to jail.
Speaker 2: How you feel about that?
Speaker 1: So, if you're sitting on a train, somebody's not allowed
Speaker 1: to sit right next to you.
Speaker 2: If there's other seats available.
Speaker 3: No, and I might just sneeze just to spress some germs,
Speaker 3: because why you're so close to me?
Speaker 1: So so so what if she's what if she's fine
Speaker 1: and you like what you're looking at, she wants to
Speaker 1: come sitting right next to you?
Speaker 2: These are these, these are for men. She can sit
Speaker 2: right next to me. A lord for men?
Speaker 1: Oh you're talk about laws for men, specifically for men.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, so you missed the whole. I
Speaker 2: just don't know what to do with you lost for men.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not going front. I don't want some dude,
Speaker 1: Like if I'm sitting by myself, you a dude?
Speaker 2: What you come sit right up next to me? I
Speaker 2: get that, and you would move, but you got to
Speaker 2: act like that. If you just get up, it moves.
Speaker 3: If be happening and you still got me on the train,
Speaker 3: and so you already know. But anyway, I've been working
Speaker 3: on this animation.
Speaker 1: It's because you don't know how to drive. That's gonna
Speaker 1: get what animation you've been working on?
Speaker 3: Let a year ago, I've you've been working on I've
Speaker 3: been working on an animation where pretty much I take
Speaker 3: the best cuts from your voice interviews and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: and uh make.
Speaker 2: Fun out of it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start putting it on my YouTube as well
Speaker 3: and your Instagram today.
Speaker 2: Put it.
Speaker 1: You don't put nothing on your page first without my
Speaker 1: approval about me, I'll sue you.
Speaker 2: You don't do that.
Speaker 1: You put it on my page first. You're trying to
Speaker 1: build your fight. You're trying to ride this gravy train
Speaker 1: to build your own subscribers. But you're supposed to be
Speaker 1: building mind first.
Speaker 2: I got that's what you're supposed to doing it. I
Speaker 2: got an animator.
Speaker 1: And by the way, guess what my argument is to
Speaker 1: support that?
Speaker 2: You ready, we rich? We rich?
Speaker 1: If you got a page, I got paid, you got
Speaker 1: the animation, it come on my page?
Speaker 2: We rich? Right? Listen, we right?
Speaker 1: What's our contract?
Speaker 2: Right by?
Speaker 1: So how is it that you just doing something but.
Speaker 2: You ain't put it on my page?
Speaker 1: I mean, who the hell are you to take content
Speaker 1: and put it on your page?
Speaker 2: I have to get permission from the animator.
Speaker 3: His name is Flash, and here he said he ain't
Speaker 3: get paid yet, so I sent them an arm.
Speaker 2: That's your problem.
Speaker 1: I didn't hire him. And there's only one Flash, and
Speaker 1: that's Dawayne.
Speaker 2: Wade Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 1: Begone, begone.
Speaker 2: You have three champion, the Hall of.
Speaker 1: Famer, one of the greatest off guards in the history
Speaker 1: of basketball.
Speaker 2: That dude, suddenly you don't know who he is.
Speaker 3: Just like I'm Josh Smith and the other Josh Smith
Speaker 3: is obsolete. Flash there's a new Flashit animated. Y'all can't
Speaker 3: hear about him?
Speaker 2: Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this?
Speaker 2: I'm ready. Guess how you just heard your Guess how
Speaker 2: you just heard yourself.
Speaker 1: I just got a text last week saying, Yo, I
Speaker 1: love your nephew on your show.
Speaker 2: Guess who that was? Who was it? D Wade?
Speaker 1: And you just dissed them.
Speaker 2: You just turned them against you.
Speaker 1: Bounce, Get the hell out of heat.
Speaker 2: That's right, you just you. You're messed up.
Speaker 3: Your your turn d way to get you.
Speaker 1: He ain't gonna follow you, he ain't trying to follow you.
Speaker 1: Get your own damn page and stop eating up for
Speaker 1: all my cheese doodles. Get out of here.
Speaker 3: M hm.