Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's gonna get all up in here and
Speaker 1: your business, America. I'm talking to you. You look good
Speaker 1: at your Jean's girl, Where you accept this road? You know?
Speaker 1: I mean for really look good at your jeans? Where
Speaker 1: did you get your Jane? I need new gene. I
Speaker 1: got my beadwell overalls. M I wait for them to
Speaker 1: go on to super sale, and then I squeeze my
Speaker 1: long ass corky tour so into a pair of made
Speaker 1: well overalls my jeans like this, good girl, Welcome to
Speaker 1: WILLI except this rose by name is art and Marine.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the world is exploded. Here we are.
Speaker 1: It is our first episode of the season. Could not
Speaker 1: be more excited. Um, I want to say that my
Speaker 1: partners in crime are off. I think they're all this
Speaker 1: making love all over the continent. Aaron is in Oh
Speaker 1: High getting at it with some hot lady. I believe
Speaker 1: Rob is on a plane back from Paris. And Paget
Speaker 1: is at her in laws in Michigan, tweeting us, texting
Speaker 1: us late last night. I am going to save my
Speaker 1: very exciting special guest to my right, My my, the
Speaker 1: person who who really reads my mind like I feel
Speaker 1: like she I sent her an idea of like what
Speaker 1: if a rainbow made it with a baboon and he
Speaker 1: was in a speedo and this person knows how to
Speaker 1: actually execute that. Miss Anna, so happy to be here, Na,
Speaker 1: How did you survive last night the season opener? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it was so fun. We also know enough
Speaker 1: not to text each other too much, but it's hard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I um, you know. She she loves her her men
Speaker 1: who play sports, and that was very obviously she loves
Speaker 1: an athlete. She loves an athlete. Okay, across from me
Speaker 1: a woman. It's so exciting to me that America now
Speaker 1: was I probably got fifteen tweets tweeted at me. That
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. Any time a dog came
Speaker 1: on the screen, but in particular like Colton, when Colton
Speaker 1: gave all that dog, all of us knew that Katie's
Speaker 1: panty in your dancing his senior mutt and he's doing
Speaker 1: the cystic fibrosis vest and he's got those dimples. We
Speaker 1: knew that Katie's panties were doing a dance somewhere in
Speaker 1: eastern Los Angeles. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Katie Levine, I'm
Speaker 1: in my work. Was everybody right? About they were absolutely right,
Speaker 1: Like the second he came on screen, like, my little
Speaker 1: heart started fluttering and yeah, it's just like oh even
Speaker 1: with the big cross necklace. I was like that's okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he could be with a jew, right, yeah je Jew.
Speaker 1: I did like that. Colton was realistic about if he
Speaker 1: kept playing, he'd probably get ct and die. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, he said. He said he had an
Speaker 1: art he got an arm injury, and they said that
Speaker 1: if you get hit one more time, you'll never be
Speaker 1: able to lift your arm above your head. My guys,
Speaker 1: a lot of players, they're stupid and a linebacker. So
Speaker 1: I was like, good, you should stop playing. Ki speaking
Speaker 1: of a person who loves sports and a person who
Speaker 1: loves the Bachelor, and a person who specifically wants to
Speaker 1: marry this bachelorette, this is one of my favorite people
Speaker 1: on planet Earth. If you guys are our Patreon subscribers,
Speaker 1: you've already gotten to know the magical stylings of this
Speaker 1: gentleman when we broke down the first four episodes and
Speaker 1: we're going to finish but the first four episodes of Unreal.
Speaker 1: He's a hilarious comedy writer, a fantastic gentleman, one of
Speaker 1: my favorite people on Planet Earth. Ladies and Gentleman's Mr
Speaker 1: Brendan Smith. Yeah, baby, yeah, baby. Did you watch last
Speaker 1: night with Laura with her family? She's still in New York.
Speaker 1: She's still in New York. Kay, okay, and you watched
Speaker 1: at home, watched it with her son and yeah, and
Speaker 1: uh so you agreed. Now Brendan has come on and
Speaker 1: in the past Brendan has read spoiler yes, and Brendan
Speaker 1: agreed for us. Anna, he didn't. He didn't read the spoilers.
Speaker 1: This strong man. I did not read spoilers. However, I
Speaker 1: have intel. Okay, So here's the thing. So I so
Speaker 1: you guys, I'm sure it was all we are a
Speaker 1: spoiler free podcast, but it was all over Twitter and
Speaker 1: Anna and Katie texted it to me that the guy
Speaker 1: that got the first let's just let's just open the gate.
Speaker 1: Should we say that or should we just go? Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's just start let's take him down. Okay, So
Speaker 1: what did you guys? Here's here's the two second review
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen it yet. Basically, Becca's lovely, She's
Speaker 1: so she loves John unfortunately ding too like she was
Speaker 1: like like it was a good thing. She's a good
Speaker 1: Minnesota girl. She's a good Nesota girl. And this ding
Speaker 1: dong so who were about to do up? This ding
Speaker 1: goong named g dinga named Garrett shows up and there's
Speaker 1: always hot guys. This dumb dumb shows up. He loves
Speaker 1: he's like, he's got a huge smile. I'll give him that,
Speaker 1: but he does it Chris Farley impression. That's not good.
Speaker 1: And then he shows up with a mini van and
Speaker 1: to me, like with like a baby seat in it,
Speaker 1: and for me, that is the worst, Like that's the
Speaker 1: worst movie you could pull. I would go run screaming.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to like dry it up like itself
Speaker 1: shuts the producers. That's on the producers. That was their call.
Speaker 1: Do you think they knew that? She Oh hell yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's their calls, all their calls. So this dumb dumb
Speaker 1: shows up and he's got this minivan and he did
Speaker 1: Chris Farley and then brought a van. Well in his
Speaker 1: little video, yeah second profile. The second he spoke in
Speaker 1: that video, I was like, I hate you? Why did
Speaker 1: you hate him? Immediately in the video in just his face,
Speaker 1: his just the way he talked, his stupid voice, like
Speaker 1: I just hated. You can tell he's a dick. He
Speaker 1: has cop hair. He has he has Leo and we'll
Speaker 1: get to it at the but Leo, who I love
Speaker 1: as So there were so many great streets about Leo's hair.
Speaker 1: Leo is long hair. Alex our favorite Russian bachelor like
Speaker 1: long hair. Okay, so Leo if she like all these
Speaker 1: dudes look like they've got cop hair. Clearly if she
Speaker 1: picks one of these cop hair dudes, so he's got
Speaker 1: cop hair. So she gives this ding dong the first
Speaker 1: impression Rose and then all over the Huffington Post. He's
Speaker 1: super close to her ex like physically he is almost
Speaker 1: like like of facially he's not the same but body again,
Speaker 1: she loves Jock. She loves football players specifically. Okay, so
Speaker 1: what Andy loved baseball players. Becca loves football. Yeah, Katie's
Speaker 1: loves to players. He loves Katie like soccer players to
Speaker 1: like in the past Andy, Andy bachelor, she was a
Speaker 1: baseball grower. Yeah, okay, back as a football girl. By
Speaker 1: the way, Okay, we'll get going in a second, because
Speaker 1: I have something to say about the former bachelorettes that
Speaker 1: we're there, So tell us what you found on your
Speaker 1: deep but dive and you can't tell us any spoilers. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me just say I just want to sort of
Speaker 1: say that you sent me down the rabbit hole because
Speaker 1: at midnight the Huffington Post I sent and the Huffington's
Speaker 1: Post story was basically Okay, we looked into Garrett's social
Speaker 1: media and we found that he's a dick. It was
Speaker 1: that simple. He's a maga guy, makes trans people, he
Speaker 1: makes fun of feminists, he makes fun of like any immigrants.
Speaker 1: And he liked a post mocking David Hogg, the Parkland teenager,
Speaker 1: like that, the who the alright hates calling him a
Speaker 1: crisis actor. So he's down with that. And he like
Speaker 1: school shooting is like fake yeah. And he liked the
Speaker 1: classic feminists yeah yeah, by the way, and he had
Speaker 1: that terrible He liked the image of like the soldier
Speaker 1: like it was supposed to be. He was like throwing
Speaker 1: a little hispanic boy over. By the way, this is
Speaker 1: this week, It actually is. He did it to himself. Guys,
Speaker 1: they're making this the Hyena Political Podcast. Do not like
Speaker 1: conservative memes on the internet. Police and this is to
Speaker 1: be conservative, but he's far he's doing the far far alright,
Speaker 1: info wars, madness, maga troll craziness, like Richard Spencer too. Yeah, agreed,
Speaker 1: he totally totally agree. Okay, so he's a dick. So
Speaker 1: they So the point of the article was, Um, hey,
Speaker 1: Bachelor producers, Bachelorette producers, you didn't do your due diligence
Speaker 1: on this guy. This guy's kind of trouble. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: just like I mean, they and they teed him up
Speaker 1: to like clearly they knew she would have liked the
Speaker 1: as the front runner. Yeah, they teat him up. Although
Speaker 1: he remember they made a meal out of like when
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the show when Becca was on
Speaker 1: with Jojo, Well, we'll get there, we'll get there, we'll
Speaker 1: get there in a second. Well, yeah, whoever gets the
Speaker 1: first impressions the first impression Roads worked going home with
Speaker 1: about Garrett, No way is that guy fucking twenty nine? No,
Speaker 1: that's something they all have the face of year old.
Speaker 1: Like I texted my friend, my friend Dan, he's listening. Hi, Dan, Hi,
Speaker 1: And I said, I said, no way, is that guy
Speaker 1: twenty nine? He goes, I'm twenty nine. That guys like
Speaker 1: I I know, I look at all the I'm like,
Speaker 1: how is that possible? So what? No? What was blowing up? No?
Speaker 1: When you went I can I will say this. This
Speaker 1: is a no spoiler podcast, right yeah? Okay, So the
Speaker 1: only way I can say this is if you this
Speaker 1: is going to be a big, big, big, big big problem.
Speaker 1: And if you were an ABC Television executive today, you
Speaker 1: had a nightmare in your hands because both Vanity Fair
Speaker 1: and TMZ then took that story and blew it up
Speaker 1: a little bit more. Okay, so what we're saying the
Speaker 1: next I don't want to go further because I don't
Speaker 1: want to know everything. No, you can tell Katie you
Speaker 1: know what? Why don't you pause the recording? Pause the recording?
Speaker 1: And then yeah, so you can tell Katie and then
Speaker 1: and if you don't want to know, you might know.
Speaker 1: You might learn stuff as a spoiler. How much of
Speaker 1: a spoiler in the show? Then? Okay, So then do
Speaker 1: you want to pause it and tell do you want
Speaker 1: me to write you a note? Tell me? Okay, want
Speaker 1: me to tell you after for my second Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we're back. Okay, So what does happen? Was I was screaming,
Speaker 1: blocking my ears, running around and you guys just saw
Speaker 1: some ship. Yeah, that's um. I feel like they have
Speaker 1: the ability to check all these people. They actually did
Speaker 1: that ship. So the thing is like, because remember I
Speaker 1: was looking at all of their Instagram said, I didn't
Speaker 1: link Carretts Instagram because he had some hunting photos, but
Speaker 1: I like looked pretty far back. I didn't see him actually,
Speaker 1: I mean on Instagram. I didn't see on Twitter, but
Speaker 1: like he never posted anything like that. You would have
Speaker 1: to actually really sleuth to see his life. I don't
Speaker 1: even know how you do that. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think someone who followed him maybe released yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you can like but I mean because I know,
Speaker 1: like you can look on Instagram, you can say, you
Speaker 1: can go to the hearts and if you go this way,
Speaker 1: it says who you're following what they liked, but like
Speaker 1: they were had someone must just us friends sold him
Speaker 1: out because this yeah, and they were the shots and
Speaker 1: it had his thing, and I mean he actually and
Speaker 1: he seems like the type of guy that I think
Speaker 1: someone he knows sold him out. Was like, well, because
Speaker 1: you have to follow him in order to be able
Speaker 1: to see that your friend is also liking me and
Speaker 1: she like super like, wasn't she like a published Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's gonna like there's no way like she was, She's
Speaker 1: going to find out. Yeah exactly, all right, So here
Speaker 1: we go at the issue today. Yeah, like how I mean,
Speaker 1: she's going to find out. Okay, here we go. So
Speaker 1: we're starting out. That was very I'm glad you left. Okay.
Speaker 1: So she's got snot dripping down her nose. She's in Minnesota,
Speaker 1: she's got she's looking at all the photos from when
Speaker 1: she and are we were together, and then they were
Speaker 1: back in the they were back in that Airbnb that
Speaker 1: Katie saw hiking the most, the airbnb that running that
Speaker 1: Airbnb were already broke up with her. That went on
Speaker 1: and off, like it was the longest most convo. I
Speaker 1: thought that was Chris's house. That's an Airbnb. That's an
Speaker 1: air you know there was an airstream at the top
Speaker 1: of running that else where they shot the breakup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's an Airbn. Because Chris recognized the house because I
Speaker 1: did running in. We knew that it was running. But
Speaker 1: I thought it was Chris Harrison's house. I like that,
Speaker 1: you thought that they were even that tight, so that
Speaker 1: I forgot, Like I forget hate to do she is
Speaker 1: breakup line, which is, I just feel like the more
Speaker 1: I hang out with you, the more I'm losing the
Speaker 1: possibility of maybe reconciling with Lauren. It's like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what happens when you get engaged to somebody else, you
Speaker 1: lose the possibility of Maybee reconciling with your ax Um.
Speaker 1: Also New Info puff piece out in the world this
Speaker 1: week from January. Producers made him stay in the house
Speaker 1: whatever that he wanted to leave as soon as Becky
Speaker 1: started crime, I mean, and he's getting married. He's getting
Speaker 1: married in Hawaii January twelve, as he pointed out, nobody
Speaker 1: cares about January. Nobody likes him, nobody care. We did
Speaker 1: get to hear his line again of like when he says,
Speaker 1: I just feel like the longer we hang out, the
Speaker 1: last chance I get to reconcile with Lord, which is
Speaker 1: the worst thing you could ever say to him when
Speaker 1: you are engaged. What an idiot, here's the thing you're
Speaker 1: ruining my chances. Yeah, you're really cock blocking me with
Speaker 1: that other girl that I that I even though I'm
Speaker 1: engaged to you, so I would float away. So then
Speaker 1: we see her walking in the snow. She wants what
Speaker 1: she and her mom and dad. Her sister's hair is amazing.
Speaker 1: I love her. Does that happen genetically? I was actually
Speaker 1: literally started googling, can you have super straight hair and
Speaker 1: curly hair and be sisters? Yeah? They were. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: is that her sister? That is the strange that distracted
Speaker 1: me for a good lap is she's sitting in like
Speaker 1: who is it that adult woman? They didn't say, like
Speaker 1: this is your aunt, Like she's sitting in the lap
Speaker 1: of some adult woman. That's the preacher's wife. I don't know.
Speaker 1: There were many adults. Remember when they went to her house, well,
Speaker 1: I remember the uncle, your uncle with the with the mallards.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of ducks. So then she drives
Speaker 1: up in her red sports car. She's got legs for miles,
Speaker 1: I will say. And then they bring out Caitlin and
Speaker 1: Jojo and Rachel. Caitlin, who I love, didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: She didn't like she did. She was like, what is
Speaker 1: this weird doobie? But that's a lot of sparkle in
Speaker 1: one setting Rachel needed. Rachel was talking like Jojo X
Speaker 1: is out Caitlin's thing. You know what I'm saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, that's a lot to deal with. And Rachel too.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of wattage in those four that's true,
Speaker 1: But it felt like but Caitlin was so sparkly as
Speaker 1: the bachelorette. I'm worried about she and Sean. Guys, she
Speaker 1: didn't seem glowing. I love her and I want them
Speaker 1: to work out. Maybe she was hammered. She might have
Speaker 1: been hammered. So I love that Rachel pleaded with editing.
Speaker 1: Please don't edit this out, flog him. That was great.
Speaker 1: Rachel was on fire that whole thing. Yeah, Rachel, Rachel.
Speaker 1: I think Rachel sucked out some of the air she want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was going. And then so they're like and then Joe,
Speaker 1: Joe really felt like she was loving on Jordan's like,
Speaker 1: I want you to have this simier experience. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is where Jordan and I had her first see
Speaker 1: they actually seemed like she actually seemed like she liked
Speaker 1: Jordan the strongest couple. It's shocking, actually, because I thought
Speaker 1: as soon as their contract would would be up, would
Speaker 1: be done. But I follow both them on instant telling
Speaker 1: me they are always together and they're making some money
Speaker 1: doing what every every bottle of water? What do you
Speaker 1: want to sell? You know? Where are we going? What
Speaker 1: pool party are we hosting this weekend in Vegas? They
Speaker 1: sign up for everything. God, I'm glad they modeling their house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did, they did. I did see the videos of
Speaker 1: them were modeling their house. That was cute. And so
Speaker 1: then they did the huge sage to get the dirty
Speaker 1: stuff out, and and Caitlin did say I'm gonna sage
Speaker 1: you're pussy, which they blewel. Rachel said Caitlin was one
Speaker 1: that didn't even understand what the sage was. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sage your pussy is a great line. That's actually a
Speaker 1: good idea. That's a good T shirt. I'm going to god,
Speaker 1: we should make that on nussy. I'm gonna savee your pussy.
Speaker 1: I bet we could sell at least twenty of those
Speaker 1: big Yeah, they did the big up top. Okay, so
Speaker 1: then so then then they go what are we doing?
Speaker 1: Why we did? Caitlin was what are we doing? Why
Speaker 1: don't we just light this big duby And then they
Speaker 1: said the first kiss, the first impression, Rose whoever gets
Speaker 1: the guy, all three of their guys, which is insane,
Speaker 1: which is Remember we know from from Caitlin season she
Speaker 1: picked Sewan the second he got out of the limo,
Speaker 1: and the producers that you had to scramble to like
Speaker 1: make her pay attention to other because she's like, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, that guy. I want that guy, and they're like, no,
Speaker 1: this is the game, this is the show. Jordan's Jojo
Speaker 1: wanted Jordan media Rachel first ones that got up, because
Speaker 1: the first one that gets out, I felt like cold,
Speaker 1: and I was like, why is Colton? He didn't talk
Speaker 1: to her much. No, he didn't, and then she gave
Speaker 1: a little good but he but he was the first one.
Speaker 1: And I always feel like the first one that gets
Speaker 1: to the limo. I agree with you, it's like always.
Speaker 1: I think they thought Colton was going to be top dog.
Speaker 1: I think the producers thought it was everyone thought I
Speaker 1: was going to be Cold. Yes, we all picked Cold
Speaker 1: because he's so hot and he has an old senior dog,
Speaker 1: and he's and he helps her kids children, any sweet virgin.
Speaker 1: He's let's of the virgin thing. Let's talk about let's
Speaker 1: talk about that. It was really confusing because then everyone's like,
Speaker 1: he's not a m I'm on Jordan's side about this,
Speaker 1: but like it would come out if he's not a virgin,
Speaker 1: like it would be the model. He's a great villain.
Speaker 1: He's a great villa. Villains are always What I like
Speaker 1: about him is he doesn't feel like wa boom to me.
Speaker 1: Like at first I was like, oh we found her boom.
Speaker 1: What I like about this villain? I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he actually has like a psychological imbalance, Like I'm like,
Speaker 1: I was actually like he actually is Like he's like
Speaker 1: a villain who is like off like something, like he
Speaker 1: has a mental It's like he's like a record that
Speaker 1: got scratched and get past. Like where's your podcast? Square man?
Speaker 1: Where's he's white about? And you know what he's right
Speaker 1: about the dude in their socks and stuff. Put on
Speaker 1: some fucking socks man. Yeah. Professionality. He wasn't wearing socks.
Speaker 1: There's two things about me. I'm professional and I always
Speaker 1: meet my mark. He was amazing. He was amazing. Okay,
Speaker 1: he is such an dyes at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Speaker 1: There's just no that's who he is. Okay, So we've
Speaker 1: got where at the Westlake Village in and Clay playing
Speaker 1: football so nice, But then when his personality when I
Speaker 1: think he just got nervous because when he sweet Clay,
Speaker 1: he was so sweet. He was so sweet with his grandmother.
Speaker 1: But then when he talked to her he was like, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Clay. You remember, like Claie, here's Clay, I'm clad
Speaker 1: And this is nervous. He was nervous. He was way
Speaker 1: too nice for the show. I was like, get out
Speaker 1: of it it. And I don't feel like he's a boozer either.
Speaker 1: I don't feel the Clay needs the booze to like
Speaker 1: warm up and like he's sweeping. He's a sweet pe.
Speaker 1: So then we have Reno Garrett. He does his thumbs up,
Speaker 1: he's from Reno. He does his Chris Farley oppression. Here
Speaker 1: he goes. So now we're on to heighten her out
Speaker 1: to find him. Oh that's a great idea. And he's
Speaker 1: not twenty nine. I'm still That was literally my note said,
Speaker 1: g it is not twenty nine and I hate him.
Speaker 1: That was my note. Okay, So then we get to
Speaker 1: the model. Here we go. This is I think he's
Speaker 1: a really fun villain because he's actually crazy. Here we go.
Speaker 1: My brand is the pensive gentleman. He could have a
Speaker 1: glass of Scotch. He could have a book in his hand,
Speaker 1: he could have a flower and give it to a lady.
Speaker 1: The powers in the brows and then he's on the
Speaker 1: phone call he goes scrub for five o'clock Shadow, Like,
Speaker 1: my portfolio modeling is so much more than being really
Speaker 1: good looking. You you're talking Jim year round, tan year round,
Speaker 1: salt spray year round. And I just kept thinking, fuck yeah.
Speaker 1: At first I thought he was full of it and
Speaker 1: fake and trying to be the villain. And then as
Speaker 1: a night war on, I'm like, you are gray, You're
Speaker 1: a villain. And when he hugged when he hugged her,
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, his spray tand's going to come
Speaker 1: off on her a white dress. What was that moment?
Speaker 1: It when he gets out of the limo and then
Speaker 1: he pauses for his like his like runaway before you
Speaker 1: hit the runaway you go, he's like actually crazy, like
Speaker 1: pulled his jacket down. He like, you're right. He got
Speaker 1: out of the limo and then looked at it. He's also,
Speaker 1: by the way, not even in the top half of
Speaker 1: good looking of the like if this is your like,
Speaker 1: if we're tacking sort of catalog model guys, like, you know,
Speaker 1: this may or may not be your type, but like
Speaker 1: these are all fundamentally good looking guys. He's not even
Speaker 1: closed in the top. He's just the chicken was hotter,
Speaker 1: the chicken so aggressively into his creaking. Would be so
Speaker 1: mad to hear anyone saying, my god, I know he's
Speaker 1: gonna be He's gonna he's gonna tweet at me that
Speaker 1: my face is crke. I'm aware of that. Okay, let
Speaker 1: have I am aware of that. I know my nose
Speaker 1: is pointing. You know what I have. I can tell
Speaker 1: you my brother pointed it out to me. That motherfucker.
Speaker 1: It was when Mad TV, when you're during the gallery
Speaker 1: shoot for Mad TV. I love my brother, but his
Speaker 1: brother he's got it too. We have slightly pointy. I've
Speaker 1: got Adam Scott features here and there, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. They're like they're like I have like slightly pointy. Hey,
Speaker 1: that's interesting now that you said Adam Scott, you can't
Speaker 1: Scott Adam Scott's little sister Dan. I don't want to, like,
Speaker 1: are you gonna do r e M be talking to
Speaker 1: you with those those two idiots to Scott and Adam.
Speaker 1: Oh my good, I don't know what that is. They
Speaker 1: have a podcast Adam Scott and talking to you or
Speaker 1: whatever I should be. I mean, look, I don't want
Speaker 1: to make everybody call me Adam Scott. They already do online.
Speaker 1: I don't love it. Okay, So then we have link him.
Speaker 1: So you know the rumor about Lincoln that he ships
Speaker 1: in the nest at work and you know he's so sweet.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's accurate or not. This poor
Speaker 1: guy apparently he works at Oracle and allegedly, apparently Parly
Speaker 1: is a germophobe, so he can't sit on a toilet
Speaker 1: and he shipped. He makes a toilet paper nuts on
Speaker 1: the ground, He ships on the pile, and he cleans
Speaker 1: up the nest and then he discards the nest, makes
Speaker 1: a toilet paper, nests the nest of toilet paper, and
Speaker 1: he squats over the night. Apparently that's the word on
Speaker 1: Where does he do this at work in and people
Speaker 1: know his feet? According to isn't it Life and Style
Speaker 1: or something? It was? Life and Style reported it look
Speaker 1: it up. Life and Style reported it was our only
Speaker 1: spoiler that we allowed for the season. My friend, who
Speaker 1: reads all the spoilers, she was like, can I send
Speaker 1: you one, it doesn't affect the outcome of the game.
Speaker 1: I said, yes, you can send it, and it was
Speaker 1: the Lincoln Loge. So basically, he's doing the same thing
Speaker 1: and Agora Hills at the Bachelorette. Manch my god. It
Speaker 1: really is the gift that keeps up. And by the way,
Speaker 1: you can build a whole episode around that. We already did.
Speaker 1: We had one compl no no, no, no, I mean
Speaker 1: I'm talking about in the show, which has to be
Speaker 1: next week before they leave the mansion. By the way,
Speaker 1: we've already built an entire podcast season around. I mean
Speaker 1: this is three for three. Did one? We did one
Speaker 1: of moon Tower with Lord Laucus. She said Lincoln logs,
Speaker 1: so we called the Lincoln log. So then we brought
Speaker 1: it up during our draft picks last week when we
Speaker 1: all picked Colton, and then now we're bringing it up
Speaker 1: for three. I do hope one of the guys catch
Speaker 1: a segment is just like, what are you You're bad
Speaker 1: producing if you don't do that segment, bad producing if
Speaker 1: you don't do that segment. And he's gonna go far.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be around forever. So if they if she
Speaker 1: takes him to oh wow, awesome, we're Miami and he's like,
Speaker 1: time out. You gotta make a toilet paper nest here
Speaker 1: in this nice South beach hotel. Horrible. Do you think
Speaker 1: he does it at home too? He must use his
Speaker 1: own toilet. Yeah, please, Lincoln, Lincoln, if you're listening, please
Speaker 1: tell me that you use your own toilet. And he's
Speaker 1: also would never use my toilet. Guy, if he's building
Speaker 1: toilet paper nest, that means you can't use mine. Not
Speaker 1: a good match for any lady out there. Oh no,
Speaker 1: he's like, I have a separate bathroom. Downs. I wonder
Speaker 1: he has a bid day. Okay, moving on to he's
Speaker 1: sweet though, he's sweet him to go far. Didn't you
Speaker 1: all think toilet paper nests as soon as he comes
Speaker 1: on screen? Yes? Um I. Also, it always just makes
Speaker 1: me think back to like that's how people poop an Iran.
Speaker 1: So I always think like it must be cultural. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's from Nigeria, from Nigeria. Yeah he's from somewhere. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he is from Nigeria. But he's around toilets for a while.
Speaker 1: He's gotten the idea of toilets. He's been around toilets
Speaker 1: for a while. Yeah, he must be an extreme germophobe,
Speaker 1: I think, but he's like cooking and like shues. We
Speaker 1: guessed german phobe. We added German. We don't even know
Speaker 1: we guessed it. That was us trying to figure it out.
Speaker 1: I always trying to let you say that to kind
Speaker 1: of be nice. I think we don't know what's up.
Speaker 1: We don't know why we were guessing. Can weekend toilet
Speaker 1: nest if they go on like a big like you
Speaker 1: know how they always go to the wood style, you
Speaker 1: know how they on every season to some wooded location.
Speaker 1: He'll be so excited, he'll be the whole time. And
Speaker 1: I got to go out in the lake, just sit
Speaker 1: in the lake. Good lord, aren't you I pressed? I can't.
Speaker 1: I will not look at him in the same way
Speaker 1: nobody does. We've really were any by the way. He's adorable.
Speaker 1: And if this is not true, I am the worst
Speaker 1: person in the world because I now brought it up
Speaker 1: three times, and I tell everybody that does I told
Speaker 1: you we have a PM. I have a pal on
Speaker 1: the show. This year. I'll find out. I'll text you.
Speaker 1: Can you text right now? It'll take it'll take two
Speaker 1: people to get to him, but I'll find out Lincoln
Speaker 1: left accidentally left a toilet paper nest anywhere on the set.
Speaker 1: All right, that's good we have he can find out
Speaker 1: it does says because he thinks toilet are on sanita.
Speaker 1: So he does say that. I thought we were guessing that.
Speaker 1: What does it say? What does it say? And a
Speaker 1: reades Lincoln used to ship on the bathroom floor in
Speaker 1: his previous position because he thought toilets were on sanitary.
Speaker 1: He was known as the floor shitter and would build
Speaker 1: a mound of toilet paper and take a ship on it.
Speaker 1: So I hate Lincoln now. The words spread like wildfire
Speaker 1: throughout the as it should it should because it's an
Speaker 1: amazing thing. Someone from the notes today there for it
Speaker 1: to lock the door. I think people saw his feet
Speaker 1: under this doll and saw like, what's that? See the ship?
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. They would see the nest in
Speaker 1: this it. I'd be like, Hey, isn't waring those gray
Speaker 1: boosts today? So what was the deal with that toilet
Speaker 1: paper on those gray boots? I see a pile of
Speaker 1: ship and some toilet paper next to those gray boots.
Speaker 1: That's art And this is what all said. I saw
Speaker 1: this guy with his pants around his ankles with toilet
Speaker 1: paper on the ground, and he's going to the bathroom
Speaker 1: on the toilet paper. I kind of double took and
Speaker 1: couldn't really understand what I was seeing. Either the next
Speaker 1: day or the day after, I walk in and he's
Speaker 1: doing again, and I'm like, you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1: When I told my buddies, they were like what. They
Speaker 1: didn't believe me. So I snapped a picture from when
Speaker 1: where was that picture? We haven't seen it yet. They didn't.
Speaker 1: It's not been anywhere. If this is just like some joke,
Speaker 1: and it's like some college friends who like this, this
Speaker 1: is a thing to spread, it's such a weird thing
Speaker 1: to spread. If it's a joke, I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: images that's more offensive. Someone should have brought that up.
Speaker 1: You know, we'll get to we'll get to the guy
Speaker 1: whose girlfriends after this thing the toilet papers, and it's
Speaker 1: just so much more of that's how much worse? Okay,
Speaker 1: so that might get So then may got to Trader
Speaker 1: Joe for Chicago. He's got a grocery. He can't have
Speaker 1: bad Chicago. He's from Hagwish. Okay, you can't have bad produce.
Speaker 1: I deal in produce. But one thing I haven't produced
Speaker 1: yet is love. Poor guy wink for ship. He tried
Speaker 1: the wink. He's like he's got a little wink. He
Speaker 1: was Sweet's grandmother was the cashier at at Joe's grocery
Speaker 1: before he owned it. This Joe, this Joe, like he
Speaker 1: does own a real grocery. It's way now. They made
Speaker 1: it sound like in his bio he had been like
Speaker 1: like a stockbroker, but it said that he just traded watermelons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't. I just know that
Speaker 1: the grocery store is a real place. Okay, So then
Speaker 1: we have the cologna store. Gen blanc he is Um
Speaker 1: he lays a live collector of accouterments. Um, she needs
Speaker 1: a man that smells good. And I'm gonna blow her
Speaker 1: nose away. That was said on television. Um, Calton so cute.
Speaker 1: He had the injury. He sistick by bros. Is this
Speaker 1: so sweet? Dog? Katie? I wrote first as the limo
Speaker 1: and they did the popping, they did the pop things.
Speaker 1: How did she not immediately run and find him? And that?
Speaker 1: And they man, I would have literally just been like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: one else has to come out of a Limo of
Speaker 1: whose I Am done. He's so cute and she was
Speaker 1: just like not into it, Like but she didn't see
Speaker 1: the package, so she didn't know the video even know
Speaker 1: he was. I don't know, but he was. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's so though, and like the popper thing was cute,
Speaker 1: It wasn't too much. What do you love about him?
Speaker 1: What do you love about his dog? Although, well, he
Speaker 1: just also seems like a nice guy, Like he's very cute,
Speaker 1: Like he seems nice. He had a nice Hello Tex
Speaker 1: jacket on, and he helps kids because of his little cousin.
Speaker 1: Like this just he's so sweet. You know. It's so
Speaker 1: interesting to hear you guys talk about how like he
Speaker 1: just seems nice because I just always assume that the
Speaker 1: guys that get to that level of sports, especially football,
Speaker 1: well that's what we are. That's what I think. That's
Speaker 1: what makes him like you could I agree with you generally.
Speaker 1: And then when you see him with his niece, was like,
Speaker 1: assist absolutely, And the work he's doing is awesome. No,
Speaker 1: trust me, I think that too, And then you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is like he and Clay both
Speaker 1: seem like sweepy. Clearly she likes jocks and they found
Speaker 1: her nice jocks. One thing though, he said, he said
Speaker 1: that his dog is not the love of his life,
Speaker 1: and I'm not like Scout. She's the love of my
Speaker 1: life all the time in front of Anthony and then
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, she's the love of my life till
Speaker 1: your love of your life. Currently, He's all I got
Speaker 1: as I have a love friend. My best friend is
Speaker 1: my cat me out. She sleeps on my neck. She's
Speaker 1: my best friend and I love her. So then outcomes
Speaker 1: Clay and he got nervous. He goes, hi, you look
Speaker 1: amazing awkward. Joe choked and then he didn't. He goes,
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to say something, but I can't remember, and
Speaker 1: he goes, I'd marry her right now, he said. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: um hair, Here comes the stunt man Leo, and he
Speaker 1: loved his hair was up in a crazy side, top
Speaker 1: notch huge and then it was time to let your hair.
Speaker 1: He was so psyched to let his hair down. That's
Speaker 1: actually pretty good. I'm just gonna let my hair. I
Speaker 1: mean he'd actually be really hot without that hair. That
Speaker 1: hair is bad. He needs it for water World. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's got a role to play the studio city. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we should go at the Ya that's where he is. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was calling bs on him living in Studio City,
Speaker 1: because I live in Studio City and I've never seen Leo.
Speaker 1: He would be easy to spot at the trade of
Speaker 1: Joe's on Venture Little very easy to spot. But maybe
Speaker 1: he might just hang out Universal City. He might. He
Speaker 1: might just be get out of Universal City as soon
Speaker 1: as you're done working. He's nothing out there. You're better
Speaker 1: than that. I think I'm gonna go over Simpson's Land
Speaker 1: hangs out and we gotta go find Leo on a
Speaker 1: group out in. But you guys are saying he works
Speaker 1: at the Live Yeah, and I've seen that show a
Speaker 1: lot of long haired doe. Yeah that is, because that's
Speaker 1: the deal on his Instagram of it. Then we have
Speaker 1: Jordan comes out. He's the male model. He does his pose,
Speaker 1: he hits his mark, and he goes I'm already having
Speaker 1: a great night. Hopefully fashion makes me unique. He's just
Speaker 1: fucking current j Yeah, yeah, he's he is. He's crazy,
Speaker 1: but he's not even as cool enough for Moza. He'd
Speaker 1: be like over like Brentwood for sure. Yeah, I agree
Speaker 1: with you, he's not cool. Yeah, Marvis a really nice
Speaker 1: Italian restaurant in mar Business. Yeah yeah, Grace Sue isn't
Speaker 1: that interesting? By the way, his suit felt really dated.
Speaker 1: It was like this, if you're this fashion e, this
Speaker 1: is what you're pulling out, Like I don't even you
Speaker 1: couldn't find the ship nest photo. And then he said
Speaker 1: that he took like how long he said he took
Speaker 1: like six hours to get ready, because he said six hours,
Speaker 1: and I said, I've never taken that long, Like he's
Speaker 1: even six hours and that's the outfit he picks. What
Speaker 1: did he say? It was like it was like handcrafted,
Speaker 1: hand styled, hand style. Yeah, so that's his term for
Speaker 1: putting himself together. Is that what he was saying? Because
Speaker 1: it was confusing. I didn't understand anything that he was
Speaker 1: talking about. He's so crazy. He's a bad villain. I
Speaker 1: don't like him as a He's another real villain. He's
Speaker 1: going to annoy me by week four. Of course he's
Speaker 1: the whole boom like he's sort of the fake villain,
Speaker 1: like because there's almost always two villains. So for example,
Speaker 1: last season, when first we had the mom we had Chelsea,
Speaker 1: were like, oh, it's gonna be Chelsea but then it
Speaker 1: turned out to be Crystal. Like Crystal started out like,
Speaker 1: oh poor Crystal. They were angling Lincoln to be a villain. Okay,
Speaker 1: with the previous Yeah, who is this guy? Yeah, the
Speaker 1: guy who makes so then we have Nick he's at
Speaker 1: this race car suit and then oh my boy, Mike
Speaker 1: by the way lawyer, Okay, yeah the race. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: brought that. He brought the cut out of Mike with
Speaker 1: the man bun, brought the cut out of Ari. Now
Speaker 1: he was my number one, but before it even aired,
Speaker 1: I switched it. I made Cold my number one. Mike
Speaker 1: he was he had no mojo. We were wrong. He
Speaker 1: d dud. And again the producers are the ones who
Speaker 1: are like, hey, Mike, guess what you're gonna walk out
Speaker 1: with the cut out? Oh? Really? Yeah, so go up
Speaker 1: put the thing down and then say something about like
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Yeah. I thought it was a really
Speaker 1: good opporunity for someone to punch it. Oh I thought
Speaker 1: he was kicking. Yeah. I thought he was going to
Speaker 1: kick it, breaking or his knee or something. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: He carried it in. Okay, So then Leo and Leo
Speaker 1: says this, there's the old stench of competition in the air,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be sticky, this is gonna get stinky,
Speaker 1: or as the night goes on. I loved it. I
Speaker 1: feel like a lot of dudes like kind of posturing
Speaker 1: their body towards the door when she came in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were nicer to each other than they sometimes like
Speaker 1: they're more dicks, like I've opening night, Like, I feel
Speaker 1: like they were all kind of nicer to each other
Speaker 1: they the night. The moment that really got everybody going
Speaker 1: was when Christiohn the the Globe Chatter. They set up
Speaker 1: a really tall basketball hoop for him outside and then
Speaker 1: he dunked, jumping over her head with his dick. That
Speaker 1: was pretty rad. It was so rad. Let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: It was pretty That was amazing. It was super cool,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I would have been sold immediately.
Speaker 1: The guys all head boners. Yeah, she looked like she
Speaker 1: was like impressed, but she was more scared. I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: because she couldn't really see the dunk. Yeah, they should
Speaker 1: have taken over the video village and like watch it,
Speaker 1: see Stacy. It was so dun of the chicken and
Speaker 1: he did the same stunt with the chicken he did
Speaker 1: he did. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, because they
Speaker 1: did a whole they cut together a whole montage and
Speaker 1: then hey, let's get all the guys out here to
Speaker 1: shoot back. Yeah they did, they did, and then he
Speaker 1: dunked over the chicken. He jumped over the chicken. He's
Speaker 1: awesome And it was hilarious to me to watch. Any
Speaker 1: time you do the group men playing in suits, playing
Speaker 1: sports and suits and nice shoes and you know, button
Speaker 1: up shirts and you can see who's good and who's bad.
Speaker 1: Colton had a nice jump shot. He did some drill three.
Speaker 1: But then there were some other guys who were bad
Speaker 1: at sports. I love when like guys who look like
Speaker 1: they should be good at sports suck at sports. It's
Speaker 1: a very specific thing. Yeah, and there are a couple
Speaker 1: of them that sucked at basketball. She was satisfying a
Speaker 1: whole lot of balls. Oh yeah. How do we feel
Speaker 1: about her as a bachelorette? Overall? I think she's been good.
Speaker 1: She is to the point she's she. Becca is my
Speaker 1: poster girl. I dream I've been dreaming about Becca since
Speaker 1: I was nine. Tell me what do you love about Becca?
Speaker 1: I think that she's I feel like she's dropped in
Speaker 1: I feel like she's present. Yes, she is that. She
Speaker 1: has a great sense of human Yeah, she's connected. I
Speaker 1: have done a little bit of social media stuff about her.
Speaker 1: She's dropped in, she's into the me too movement. She's
Speaker 1: a she was a Hillary supporter. She cares. You know,
Speaker 1: she's got the pink pussy hat on. She's at the
Speaker 1: march in Minneapolis, you know, and she if if if
Speaker 1: if Becca had like a purple stripe down the middle
Speaker 1: of her hair and tattoos. Forget it, that's your dream
Speaker 1: silver like version of Becca. Yeah, forget it's I'm I'm
Speaker 1: I'm close to stalking you. Okay, You've been warned right here. Beca.
Speaker 1: He's not is up too old Rebecca? So I don't
Speaker 1: even care. Ye nice, but I'm I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 1: I think she's the best bachelorette that they've ever had.
Speaker 1: I love Caitlin, but I'm enjoying Becca so far. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then Blake shows up with an ox and then
Speaker 1: he goes when she goes, where is he getting all
Speaker 1: these animals from? And he goes, I hope you're feeling
Speaker 1: strong as an ox. He I thought he was going
Speaker 1: to get the first and prayer and Rose because they
Speaker 1: had a conversation later where they had he says, if
Speaker 1: I was able to love the wrong person so much,
Speaker 1: how much could I love the right person? That was
Speaker 1: a good line. Good line. He's not a cool guy. No,
Speaker 1: But I like Blake to remember, he made a good
Speaker 1: impression at the finale the horse. I think he's going
Speaker 1: to go for me too. I like him. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like to suit jacket. It stood out stand out more
Speaker 1: than Jordan's outfit. Yeah, the red Yeah. And did Jordan's
Speaker 1: say something snippy that is him? Yeah? Probably that's not fashion.
Speaker 1: Is it too soon to talk about the previews because
Speaker 1: they wait? Wait, okay, wa wait, because it's about Blake,
Speaker 1: you can talk about it. No, the previews made it
Speaker 1: seem like Blake does something bad coming up, made it
Speaker 1: look like Lincoln does something bad and Blake. They try
Speaker 1: they was trying to make it look like all over
Speaker 1: the play. It's it's funny when you go back and
Speaker 1: you watch, like at the end of the season, like
Speaker 1: I would imagine watching that, it's like where they make
Speaker 1: the ambulance run like always in his own Blood. It's like,
Speaker 1: but it's never what you think it is, never like
Speaker 1: like yeah, like Anthony pointed out, it's like, oh, some
Speaker 1: guy has a black eye. I was like, Oh, they're
Speaker 1: gonna make such a big deal of that. I just
Speaker 1: happened to dinner during football, showed them playing football. It
Speaker 1: was like, I probably just happened during football. And and
Speaker 1: I just watched the Bachelor in Paradise Australia version, and
Speaker 1: there was in Australia. Was the first time a female contestant,
Speaker 1: like a couple of years ago left with another female contestant.
Speaker 1: So they got that girl to come back on Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise Australia, and they made it seem like she
Speaker 1: hooked up with a girl because they showed her saying
Speaker 1: she was excited that another female was there. And then
Speaker 1: you saw her making out in the water with this
Speaker 1: person with long dark hair who look and then it
Speaker 1: was like she made out with basically like Leo, like
Speaker 1: did she able to do it? Long hair? But they
Speaker 1: edited it to make it look like two women were
Speaker 1: like falling in. Yeah, I love him. They're really even
Speaker 1: very good at that. That's the whole honestly win awards.
Speaker 1: Yeah they should, it's so good because it's phenomenal. Okay,
Speaker 1: the hurt the guy who shows up, She's got a
Speaker 1: dead mom. He shows up in a hearse. Becky's mom
Speaker 1: is jadad Are you sure? Oh dad? She lap she
Speaker 1: was him? Was her mom's I thought her mom was dead?
Speaker 1: Back it up, so she's she's so she's got a
Speaker 1: dead dad. The hers the hears like the guy comes
Speaker 1: up and then like it's like, that's just bad. Some
Speaker 1: dings with the guy with the black tennis shoes. No,
Speaker 1: but he goes, I when I've heard you with a
Speaker 1: bad cherette, I literally died. The guy with the black
Speaker 1: tennis shoes. Was that was like the kind of like
Speaker 1: he kind of looked like he should be on the
Speaker 1: Big Bang Theory? Right key, let us talk about Camille.
Speaker 1: What a sack of ship. I hated him? Like is
Speaker 1: the Ronnie Anthony said like, oh, someone read the what
Speaker 1: is that book? You know that the game game? He
Speaker 1: was like, someone read the games several times, but that
Speaker 1: was like ten years. Was gotten so into it. It's
Speaker 1: so funny. Oh does he height pretends to hate it?
Speaker 1: But I think he truly loves And who does he like? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know because I just talked about cult in
Speaker 1: the entire time. He doesn't I said, I want to
Speaker 1: funk that guy, and he went, Okay, I want to
Speaker 1: funk that guy. Um so then all right, so then
Speaker 1: Garrett fly fishing, he's a racist David and the Chicken
Speaker 1: suit he's cute, and then the Chicken I like him,
Speaker 1: started taunting the model, going what's your game plan? What's
Speaker 1: your game plan? What's your game plan? And the model
Speaker 1: like he was he had all this prep for sup,
Speaker 1: but he wasn't going to go talk to her. Did
Speaker 1: they list David as a social media participant? That was Camille?
Speaker 1: That was Commune. Wait wait no, sorry, that wasn't David
Speaker 1: was a venture capitalist slash Chicken. It was Camilia. Camille
Speaker 1: was a social media participant. David has a venture capitalist
Speaker 1: slash chicken, which is amusing Chicken. I hope it says
Speaker 1: that somebody treated to us that they hope that it
Speaker 1: says that all season vent rock Chaplins lust Chicken. It's
Speaker 1: such a good thing. He's cute, He's really cute. Um um, hometown.
Speaker 1: It wasn't camel the one we thought was going to
Speaker 1: be the villain. Yeah, he was. He was a lot
Speaker 1: of our villain or crazy. We had Nick. We thought
Speaker 1: Nick was going to be drunk. On the first night,
Speaker 1: you and I both thought Chris was going to be
Speaker 1: the villain, and honestly, it seems like he which one
Speaker 1: is Chris, He's the guy that that sold out Chase.
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about that. Okay, let's hear about that.
Speaker 1: So that was like, it was like, dude, I just
Speaker 1: saw Chris was like like like, basically, in this day
Speaker 1: and age, if you go on that first show and
Speaker 1: you're one of the six first guys, every person you
Speaker 1: ever went out with, anybody could see any ship about anyone,
Speaker 1: and so it's like this poor guy. Also he said
Speaker 1: it was two years ago. It's like and they he
Speaker 1: did change. Guys change a lot in their time. And
Speaker 1: it's also like, I'm sure in my twenties if I
Speaker 1: did it somebody for two weeks and I like ghosted
Speaker 1: them and then I showed up and somebody tweeted something
Speaker 1: like if somebody's mad at you, like you guys should
Speaker 1: know that Arden has a crooked face. I don't want
Speaker 1: to be the bear of bad news face. Just let
Speaker 1: everybody here, No, don't come after me. Love. What's his name?
Speaker 1: Who's the model? Jordan? Jordan's um? I just feel like
Speaker 1: that that. It's just like Chris was a little bit
Speaker 1: in that, yes, and he was probably pimped to it
Speaker 1: by the producers, you know what I mean, because there
Speaker 1: was no drama. Everyone is nice. I feel like they're right.
Speaker 1: Everyone was nice. Everyone was nice. They were all getting along.
Speaker 1: The model was kind of a dick, but whatever, you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right, was like, what do we do? What do
Speaker 1: we do? What do we do? What do we do?
Speaker 1: You're right? Well, this girl texted me and she said,
Speaker 1: oh great, let's run with that. Oh my god, you're right, Anna,
Speaker 1: What do you think? I am not here for the
Speaker 1: right reasons? I don't know. I thought it was it
Speaker 1: was just kind of like wasting her time because she
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know either of you, and I
Speaker 1: don't know who this person down was really awkward. It
Speaker 1: was so early and it was so dumb for him
Speaker 1: to do that. But I like how he goes up
Speaker 1: to other guys. He's like, should I do I don't like, yeah,
Speaker 1: go for it, because they're like, you're basically shooting yourself
Speaker 1: on the foot. Yeah, you're actually like a little tattle tale.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, let's say, by the way, if there's
Speaker 1: like thirty guys there. Yeah, some guys are there to
Speaker 1: get more Instagram followers. Is he wouldn't be the only
Speaker 1: one that's the deal, Like, like maybe half are there
Speaker 1: for love. A lot of people just want to be
Speaker 1: a TV. I don't like his teeth. I don't trust him, Chase.
Speaker 1: I think he is there for the wrong reasons. He
Speaker 1: had a really ugly tie on. That's why it was
Speaker 1: so weird. Chases the guy from FLOORA or they're both
Speaker 1: from Florida. From Florida, who's the Adam Goldberg guy? Chris? Okay,
Speaker 1: Chris is Adam Goldberg guy? You know what I had
Speaker 1: to look alike. Yeah, I actually think Chase had something.
Speaker 1: I felt like he was lying and there was something
Speaker 1: shady there. He was trying too hard if he wasn't
Speaker 1: even like, I don't need to care about you. I'm
Speaker 1: going to just prove myself with my own I don't know.
Speaker 1: I love that I'm here for the right reasons versus
Speaker 1: being like I just want to get ahead of this.
Speaker 1: I'm here for the right reasons. Let me go get
Speaker 1: my dude. The dude who said it's like that was
Speaker 1: both weird. But then I mean he did say whatever
Speaker 1: it was was two years ago. I'm also I actually
Speaker 1: thought it was good to bring get ahead, like get
Speaker 1: ahead and like just cut right to the chase where
Speaker 1: it wasn't spreading around like a virus. But they never
Speaker 1: even said what it was that he was there for
Speaker 1: Instagram forward, you know, something like he just didn't he
Speaker 1: didn't care. I just as soon as they heard wrong reasons,
Speaker 1: I tuned out because I feel like they pull that
Speaker 1: out every year, Like I just say, like, oh, he
Speaker 1: just wants to hang out with his boys, like that's
Speaker 1: what the girl said us, Like, yeah, he was probably
Speaker 1: twenty five years old. Yeah, I didn't like to be kepting, like, look,
Speaker 1: we were dating, we weren't together. Wait, let's talk about
Speaker 1: the ever the guy from her hometown that was so weird.
Speaker 1: And then when he goes, when she was like we
Speaker 1: met numerous times, he's like, I remember once and he goes,
Speaker 1: he goes, do you realize that I have one conscious
Speaker 1: recollection of meeting you. It's like he's like, I've had
Speaker 1: this is a different me. I've had a very transformative year.
Speaker 1: This is a new Jake. It's like, so wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I have one conscious record, So maybe he's like two
Speaker 1: days sober, Like maybe he was like super high or
Speaker 1: super drunk. So I remember one time when I was
Speaker 1: maybe a little sober. It was incredibly awkward and super douch.
Speaker 1: What did you think of that? I hated that guy
Speaker 1: immediately because you could tell that he was a jackass too.
Speaker 1: Because the bigger one to me was if you and
Speaker 1: I were both single and we didn't know each other
Speaker 1: and we were single in Minneapolis, it's like we were
Speaker 1: single in Minneapolis, it would be on yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: like that she confront of like, you would ample opportunity
Speaker 1: to make a move on me, and you didn't. Clearly
Speaker 1: you're here he clearly. Also, he rattled her her show
Speaker 1: when he showed up. I feel like she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want there's something about whoever he is. Can
Speaker 1: you google Jake from the Bachelorette? It must have been
Speaker 1: a maybe it was maybe it was a set up
Speaker 1: or someone tried to force him on her or something
Speaker 1: weird and it made her. She tried to be graceful
Speaker 1: about it. I thought she was in control of the
Speaker 1: situation and the breakup. When they filmed his breakup exit interview,
Speaker 1: he was such a baby about it. Again, some guys
Speaker 1: can't handle breakups. It also felt like he was there
Speaker 1: because he's like, oh, I have access to TV. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go on this. But like you know, they went
Speaker 1: fishing and felt like, I want to know what's wrong,
Speaker 1: like something. He clearly unsettled her to the point where
Speaker 1: she couldn't relax until he was gone. And and remember
Speaker 1: she kept saying that they run in the same circles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he she knows bad sh about him. He there's bad.
Speaker 1: She was being a lady. But there's some bad rumors
Speaker 1: about this. She knew that. Yeah, and she knows it.
Speaker 1: Is there anything that comes up nothing about him on
Speaker 1: the internet, No, there's nothing. He's so bored. There's nothing
Speaker 1: about him on the internet. So this article just says
Speaker 1: he's a little too perfect, like he's it seems like
Speaker 1: his internet presence is like, yeah, I think they're saying
Speaker 1: that his Internet presence is clearly made up to make
Speaker 1: him look a certain way, and he clearly is probably
Speaker 1: not that perfect. Get him out that. I think the
Speaker 1: Las Vegas City Council ran an add the gear spontaneous
Speaker 1: lesbian wedding. That was great. I loved it. I loved great.
Speaker 1: There was a great ad. Always buck through the ad.
Speaker 1: So I'm missing There was a Las Vegas basically did
Speaker 1: what happened? Like, let's get it was too like hot ladies.
Speaker 1: She already together, like they're like, should we get married?
Speaker 1: Should we get married? And then it was like a surprise,
Speaker 1: like surprise, like our families are all here. I was like,
Speaker 1: we can't, my parents would kill them. And then the
Speaker 1: families are there and they're all happy for them, and
Speaker 1: it's a surprise pop up wedding of these two hot
Speaker 1: ladies in Vegas. It was really good. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: really great. We were like, oh, I liked that. I
Speaker 1: liked all the Mama Mia ads. I'll go see Terrible
Speaker 1: Mom and me a number two, A lot of and
Speaker 1: Who's and Amanda's sage Freed has gotten very tan. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have a crooked face, don't feel bad. So then
Speaker 1: we have Colton is a virgin. We hear her say
Speaker 1: I'm in love with two guys, but I love that.
Speaker 1: At the end, Jake's or whatever the villain goes. Next thing,
Speaker 1: you know, the pot is screaming and it's time to
Speaker 1: pour some tea with the tag of him. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that was, but that that was the tech
Speaker 1: confusing we we we rewound it and froze it a
Speaker 1: couple of times to just to try to figure out
Speaker 1: what was going on. What did you think? Well again
Speaker 1: again editing miss lead, editing miss lead. Willis seems to
Speaker 1: go far talking. He went to college with Anna. Get out.
Speaker 1: What's his story? He was the one with the text
Speaker 1: works at the coffeehouse together. He dated my friend out
Speaker 1: and off for a while. Harry Potter. Yeah, he was
Speaker 1: always very nicely. He goes. I bet he goes, I
Speaker 1: bet he goes far. He looks like he went far,
Speaker 1: which is yeah, he didn't. They showed him. It looked
Speaker 1: like he played football. I don't know. You guys don't
Speaker 1: have a football team. He may have played rugby. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: he might have been one of the nerds. Like you're
Speaker 1: a nerd. We've got four nerds for you. Here he
Speaker 1: kept a very football player and here you like nerds,
Speaker 1: or here's three. But he's that guy's built like a superhero. Willis. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he kept a low profile and I think that was
Speaker 1: good Wills. But my memory his name wasn't plural in
Speaker 1: the past, but maybe it was. It was just will.
Speaker 1: That's probably I think I remember it, but I think
Speaker 1: it wrong. Maybe you were like the person who didn't
Speaker 1: quite say it right, but he did. Well, I just
Speaker 1: need to know who was in the stretcher because it
Speaker 1: wasn't clear. Yeah, that it looked like it was a
Speaker 1: white guy. It did. It definitely was a white but
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell it because he had a head harness on.
Speaker 1: And that's probably just someone who fell off the balcony
Speaker 1: something so not dramatic. I mean, we know she's engaged.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, people have been pushing that. We know she's engaged.
Speaker 1: She said it on an interview. She was like, I
Speaker 1: think he's been happy. I mean, I don't know. Better.
Speaker 1: He better be cool. That's all I have to say.
Speaker 1: You marry my lady, you better be cool, You better
Speaker 1: be cool. You better th Coulton went far by the way.
Speaker 1: I think I was going to go far too. I
Speaker 1: think it showed her. It showed him saying that he
Speaker 1: loved her, that's right, and that he was nervous about
Speaker 1: the fantasy sweets, which why and then all the guys
Speaker 1: didn't believe him though that he because he said he
Speaker 1: made up a story and he lied about it. But
Speaker 1: then all the guys were like, I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: But then he dated that gymnast like yeah, if you're
Speaker 1: not a virgin, like that's gonna come out because like
Speaker 1: any of these girls feel like, dude, we totally fucked.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I mean, why would Lord
Speaker 1: he does? He had the big I think he's I
Speaker 1: think he's very Christian, which is why he would never
Speaker 1: do I buy the virgin thing. I mean, like, why
Speaker 1: would it's not sexy to be an adult male virgin.
Speaker 1: I don't think he would say that unless he was
Speaker 1: a virginian you know you have I don't know, he said,
Speaker 1: he's what I mean like, I don't think he would
Speaker 1: lie about being I think if like he would if
Speaker 1: you were a virgin to say, but you wouldn't lie
Speaker 1: and say you But he said, he said, he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not waiting for marytone waiting for the right girl.
Speaker 1: You think that he's had sex and is lying about
Speaker 1: it because he loves the Lord? No, I think no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I think he I think it's entirely possible that he's
Speaker 1: a virgin. I think he is. That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't lie about that you wouldn't leave. But that's
Speaker 1: a virgin. I don't think he's proud. I think he's
Speaker 1: proud to be a virgin, but like maybe he feels
Speaker 1: vulnerable to say it. And it's an awkward setting to
Speaker 1: be an adult male because he's like, yeah, you're on
Speaker 1: the batch seven, right, I don't remember. Is he's so thinking?
Speaker 1: I think he is. He was born in nine two.
Speaker 1: I saw that I was working at Tower Sunset. Tara
Speaker 1: record Jesus Christ or the hotel stole so many CDs
Speaker 1: from Tower Sunset. Good, that's why we brought you here.
Speaker 1: Everyone did well, Jesus Christ. Do we think it's going
Speaker 1: to be a good season? I have high hopes because
Speaker 1: I love Becca. That's all that I care about is
Speaker 1: her getting through this in an awesome manner. And because
Speaker 1: no one to me stood out as being awesome. Got
Speaker 1: rid of the dead weight. There's always the guyame Venolk.
Speaker 1: We don't even talk about the Venlo guy. Yeah, billionaire,
Speaker 1: that is the real m v P. He has created
Speaker 1: an app that I use every five minutes. Now, anyone,
Speaker 1: did you know if he actually like literally invented you know,
Speaker 1: he's I think he's a soft design to the Yeah,
Speaker 1: he designed people. Yeah, he seems that he should be
Speaker 1: on the show's Silicon Valley, Like does the way he talks? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like character of Silicon. Is there anything we missed you guys?
Speaker 1: She took way too long to give the roast to Colton.
Speaker 1: I'm going to keep bring that. I know. That's how
Speaker 1: I felt very upset. I know she took way too
Speaker 1: long to get the roast to Colted. Okay, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. I don't but that also
Speaker 1: could be done out of order to that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna tell. Will you guys help
Speaker 1: me pick the tweet of the week? Yeah, okay, Anna
Speaker 1: texted me her choices one hot second. Overall, I feel
Speaker 1: like the guys seemed nice. She's lovely. I hope, I hope.
Speaker 1: I hope they all like our Google Gaga over like
Speaker 1: how Brendan feels about her. I hope they'll get there.
Speaker 1: They'll get there, They'll totally get there. I just wish
Speaker 1: that there was just a little bit more flavor. Can
Speaker 1: we just have a dude who like lives in Echo
Speaker 1: Park and like has a couple of tattoos and like
Speaker 1: works of dinosaurs. Doesn't have to be like I don't
Speaker 1: think I just have to be a team. I think
Speaker 1: that's what she likes. Yeah, for sure, I think I
Speaker 1: think this bachelorrette likes that. Right. There was no there's
Speaker 1: no DJ from Nashville. You know what I mean? That
Speaker 1: was my I mean he was my wells is my
Speaker 1: favorite one? So likes on this creuse No, no, well
Speaker 1: well there's very rarely. Yeah, you're right, that's right him
Speaker 1: last night he was She liked him right, and she
Speaker 1: liked him like they buried that guy last night. He
Speaker 1: didn't wear a great outfit, but he's cute. He wore
Speaker 1: his outfit. He wore his outfit black. I think Blake.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love Harlem globe trotter. I don't think
Speaker 1: that she saw him. I think Will gets. I think
Speaker 1: the globetrotter. He's gorgeous. Somebody you need somebody tweeted at
Speaker 1: maybe he didn't do a video because maybe he's ABC
Speaker 1: is saving him to make him the first black bachelor,
Speaker 1: so exciting, and I say, if you're listening to ABC,
Speaker 1: that's a great idea to keep him around. You've got
Speaker 1: to keep him until at least week five. I don't
Speaker 1: think we saw him. We said, see him once. I
Speaker 1: have to go back here and watch it because I
Speaker 1: felt like we did see him once or twice because
Speaker 1: Anthony pointed out, oh the basketball guy. I was there,
Speaker 1: That's what he said, the dunker, the dunker. You guys,
Speaker 1: do you have anything you want to promote before we
Speaker 1: get to tweeter of the week? Anybody where? Where can
Speaker 1: we find you at social media? At black seven on Twitter? Okay, great,
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Speaker 1: me of like a Wes Anderson Girl Power movie. If
Speaker 1: you've got like a teenage girl or like a ten
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Speaker 1: So one of our most loyal listeners Lauren. She her
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Speaker 1: on Big Island in Hawaii and right now there's the
Speaker 1: volcano going off, so it's affecting. Uh, it's affecting a
Speaker 1: lot of people on the island. So she has set
Speaker 1: up a go fund Me and a Amazon wish list
Speaker 1: for for the shelters that like for people and animals
Speaker 1: that are in need. So if you go to her Instagram,
Speaker 1: which you should follow it anyway because Pearl is adorable,
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Speaker 1: to the Amazon wish list or the go fund me
Speaker 1: to help people on Big Island. That's awesome, Annah, Do
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Speaker 1: It'll be out and to tomorrow will be me and
Speaker 1: Anna and Brian Sophie doing our finale of our Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise, Australia, which has been such a fun season.
Speaker 1: And then in two weeks we're having Amy Kaufman on,
Speaker 1: the author of the Bachelor Nation book on our Patreon,
Speaker 1: so that'll be coming up. So check that out, you
Speaker 1: guys did. All of our draft picks are on the
Speaker 1: website www. Dot Rose Podcast, dot Vodka. Here are our
Speaker 1: tweets of the week, our first tweets to the week
Speaker 1: of the season. Guys, here we go. Help me narrow
Speaker 1: it down to two. Seth vat at basebone one. I'm
Speaker 1: looking for a woman with a Harry Potter tattoo of
Speaker 1: quote explaining us on her passion bucket. I'm a total
Speaker 1: sucker for a woman who screams in Latin on the
Speaker 1: toilet in the morning. Okay, number two. See Dot Valentine
Speaker 1: at Dead Pandlorus. My boyfriend described Leo as Sean william
Speaker 1: Scott and adjacent momo wig and now I can't and
Speaker 1: see it. Yeah, I like that. I like that Sean
Speaker 1: Williams Scott, am I saying his name right? Mamoah. Number three,
Speaker 1: Steve Valentine. There's more fucking man buns here than at
Speaker 1: the Farmer's Market. For Irish Gorman, Garrett made every man
Speaker 1: just a little after his dunk, and everyone should be
Speaker 1: comfortable with this. I enjoyed. You guys are a tough crowd. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now there wasn't that Kristen or that was Irish Gorman, Oh,
Speaker 1: Irish Gorman. Okay, Um, yes it should have been Christa,
Speaker 1: but he said Garrett, But it's actually Kristam. So there
Speaker 1: we go. Alex Madsen at ABC Medicine what is Aquaman
Speaker 1: doing here? And there's a picture of Aquaman. They do
Speaker 1: have the same hair. Okay, so I'm gonna narrow down.
Speaker 1: We gotta tough. We got a tough crowd today, Guys,
Speaker 1: if you were tweet wasn't it. Don't feel bad. It
Speaker 1: feels like a tough crowd in the room. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go for what number. I'm gonna go for these two.
Speaker 1: There's more fucking man bunts here than the Farmer's market.
Speaker 1: Or they're both from the same person, see Valentine. Or
Speaker 1: my boyfriend described Leo as Sean Williams Scott in a
Speaker 1: Jason Momo wig and now I can't un see it.
Speaker 1: Which one do you like? Anna so funny? I like
Speaker 1: Sean william Scott, but man bon one, see Valentine. There's
Speaker 1: more man buns here than the farmer's market. Tweeted at
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Speaker 1: people emailing it in. Left to the last minute, listening
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Speaker 1: us later in the season. Will you have me back?
Speaker 1: Of course we'll have you back. I love that you
Speaker 1: love Becca, love Becca, that guy. I love you. I'd
Speaker 1: be good to you. Yes, you probably you probably want
Speaker 1: to take your fun and parties. You can leave me alone, Katie.
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