WEBVTT - "Let's Pod The Damn Thing" With Brendan Smith! 0:00:01.520 --> 0:00:06.080 Oh yeah, it's gonna get all up in here and 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:10.479 your business, America. I'm talking to you. You look good 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:14.079 at your Jean's girl, Where you accept this road? You know? 0:00:14.200 --> 0:00:15.840 I mean for really look good at your jeans? Where 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:19.680 did you get your Jane? I need new gene. I 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:22.239 got my beadwell overalls. M I wait for them to 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:24.760 go on to super sale, and then I squeeze my 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:27.720 long ass corky tour so into a pair of made 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:33.920 well overalls my jeans like this, good girl, Welcome to 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:36.479 WILLI except this rose by name is art and Marine. 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:40.839 Oh my god, the world is exploded. Here we are. 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:44.279 It is our first episode of the season. Could not 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:47.920 be more excited. Um, I want to say that my 0:00:48.040 --> 0:00:50.400 partners in crime are off. I think they're all this 0:00:50.520 --> 0:00:53.160 making love all over the continent. Aaron is in Oh 0:00:53.240 --> 0:01:00.320 High getting at it with some hot lady. I believe 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:04.360 Rob is on a plane back from Paris. And Paget 0:01:04.480 --> 0:01:08.800 is at her in laws in Michigan, tweeting us, texting 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:12.039 us late last night. I am going to save my 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:16.640 very exciting special guest to my right, My my, the 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:20.000 person who who really reads my mind like I feel 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:23.440 like she I sent her an idea of like what 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:26.200 if a rainbow made it with a baboon and he 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:29.039 was in a speedo and this person knows how to 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:34.720 actually execute that. Miss Anna, so happy to be here, Na, 0:01:34.720 --> 0:01:37.400 How did you survive last night the season opener? Oh 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:40.160 my god, it was so fun. We also know enough 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:44.160 not to text each other too much, but it's hard. Yeah, 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:49.120 I um, you know. She she loves her her men 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:52.640 who play sports, and that was very obviously she loves 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:55.720 an athlete. She loves an athlete. Okay, across from me 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:59.680 a woman. It's so exciting to me that America now 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:03.920 was I probably got fifteen tweets tweeted at me. That 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:06.640 was like, oh my god. Any time a dog came 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:10.840 on the screen, but in particular like Colton, when Colton 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:13.520 gave all that dog, all of us knew that Katie's 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:17.280 panty in your dancing his senior mutt and he's doing 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:20.600 the cystic fibrosis vest and he's got those dimples. We 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:23.280 knew that Katie's panties were doing a dance somewhere in 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:27.880 eastern Los Angeles. Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Katie Levine, I'm 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:32.000 in my work. Was everybody right? About they were absolutely right, 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:33.840 Like the second he came on screen, like, my little 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:36.560 heart started fluttering and yeah, it's just like oh even 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.959 with the big cross necklace. I was like that's okay, yeah, yeah, 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.639 he could be with a jew, right, yeah je Jew. 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:46.679 I did like that. Colton was realistic about if he 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.560 kept playing, he'd probably get ct and die. Yeah. I 0:02:49.680 --> 0:02:53.880 was like, yeah, he said. He said he had an 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:56.120 art he got an arm injury, and they said that 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:58.079 if you get hit one more time, you'll never be 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:00.200 able to lift your arm above your head. My guys, 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:03.640 a lot of players, they're stupid and a linebacker. So 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:08.119 I was like, good, you should stop playing. Ki speaking 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:10.480 of a person who loves sports and a person who 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:14.520 loves the Bachelor, and a person who specifically wants to 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:17.680 marry this bachelorette, this is one of my favorite people 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:21.600 on planet Earth. If you guys are our Patreon subscribers, 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:25.080 you've already gotten to know the magical stylings of this 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:28.360 gentleman when we broke down the first four episodes and 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:31.000 we're going to finish but the first four episodes of Unreal. 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:35.360 He's a hilarious comedy writer, a fantastic gentleman, one of 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:38.120 my favorite people on Planet Earth. Ladies and Gentleman's Mr 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:44.080 Brendan Smith. Yeah, baby, yeah, baby. Did you watch last 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:48.000 night with Laura with her family? She's still in New York. 0:03:48.000 --> 0:03:51.040 She's still in New York. Kay, okay, and you watched 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:54.240 at home, watched it with her son and yeah, and 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:58.080 uh so you agreed. Now Brendan has come on and 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:01.000 in the past Brendan has read spoiler yes, and Brendan 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:04.360 agreed for us. Anna, he didn't. He didn't read the spoilers. 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:07.480 This strong man. I did not read spoilers. However, I 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.680 have intel. Okay, So here's the thing. So I so 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:13.960 you guys, I'm sure it was all we are a 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:17.680 spoiler free podcast, but it was all over Twitter and 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:21.320 Anna and Katie texted it to me that the guy 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:23.240 that got the first let's just let's just open the gate. 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:29.679 Should we say that or should we just go? Okay, 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:33.200 so let's just start let's take him down. Okay, So 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.480 what did you guys? Here's here's the two second review 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:39.560 if you haven't seen it yet. Basically, Becca's lovely, She's 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:46.200 so she loves John unfortunately ding too like she was 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.200 like like it was a good thing. She's a good 0:04:48.240 --> 0:04:50.760 Minnesota girl. She's a good Nesota girl. And this ding 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:52.640 dong so who were about to do up? This ding 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:58.680 goong named g dinga named Garrett shows up and there's 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:02.440 always hot guys. This dumb dumb shows up. He loves 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:04.640 he's like, he's got a huge smile. I'll give him that, 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:07.279 but he does it Chris Farley impression. That's not good. 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:11.240 And then he shows up with a mini van and 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:13.479 to me, like with like a baby seat in it, 0:05:13.560 --> 0:05:16.160 and for me, that is the worst, Like that's the 0:05:16.200 --> 0:05:18.560 worst movie you could pull. I would go run screaming. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:23.080 I've been trying to like dry it up like itself 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:29.480 shuts the producers. That's on the producers. That was their call. 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:33.200 Do you think they knew that? She Oh hell yeah, yeah, 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:36.000 that's their calls, all their calls. So this dumb dumb 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.920 shows up and he's got this minivan and he did 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:41.159 Chris Farley and then brought a van. Well in his 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:48.359 little video, yeah second profile. The second he spoke in 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:50.760 that video, I was like, I hate you? Why did 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:53.880 you hate him? Immediately in the video in just his face, 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:58.400 his just the way he talked, his stupid voice, like 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:01.160 I just hated. You can tell he's a dick. He 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:05.400 has cop hair. He has he has Leo and we'll 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:07.880 get to it at the but Leo, who I love 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:10.800 as So there were so many great streets about Leo's hair. 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:15.040 Leo is long hair. Alex our favorite Russian bachelor like 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:19.440 long hair. Okay, so Leo if she like all these 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:21.400 dudes look like they've got cop hair. Clearly if she 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.880 picks one of these cop hair dudes, so he's got 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:27.080 cop hair. So she gives this ding dong the first 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:30.000 impression Rose and then all over the Huffington Post. He's 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:34.240 super close to her ex like physically he is almost 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:40.000 like like of facially he's not the same but body again, 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:45.320 she loves Jock. She loves football players specifically. Okay, so 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:49.400 what Andy loved baseball players. Becca loves football. Yeah, Katie's 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.680 loves to players. He loves Katie like soccer players to 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:56.960 like in the past Andy, Andy bachelor, she was a 0:06:57.000 --> 0:07:01.600 baseball grower. Yeah, okay, back as a football girl. By 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.600 the way, Okay, we'll get going in a second, because 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:05.479 I have something to say about the former bachelorettes that 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.640 we're there, So tell us what you found on your 0:07:07.680 --> 0:07:10.400 deep but dive and you can't tell us any spoilers. Okay, 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:12.600 let me just say I just want to sort of 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:15.720 say that you sent me down the rabbit hole because 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:20.080 at midnight the Huffington Post I sent and the Huffington's 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:26.239 Post story was basically Okay, we looked into Garrett's social 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.840 media and we found that he's a dick. It was 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:34.360 that simple. He's a maga guy, makes trans people, he 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:38.600 makes fun of feminists, he makes fun of like any immigrants. 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:45.200 And he liked a post mocking David Hogg, the Parkland teenager, 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:48.560 like that, the who the alright hates calling him a 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:55.240 crisis actor. So he's down with that. And he like 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:58.520 school shooting is like fake yeah. And he liked the 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:02.560 classic feminists yeah yeah, by the way, and he had 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:04.880 that terrible He liked the image of like the soldier 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:06.480 like it was supposed to be. He was like throwing 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:10.520 a little hispanic boy over. By the way, this is 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.800 this week, It actually is. He did it to himself. Guys, 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:17.640 they're making this the Hyena Political Podcast. Do not like 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:22.680 conservative memes on the internet. Police and this is to 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:26.600 be conservative, but he's far he's doing the far far alright, 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:31.920 info wars, madness, maga troll craziness, like Richard Spencer too. Yeah, agreed, 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:35.760 he totally totally agree. Okay, so he's a dick. So 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:39.360 they So the point of the article was, Um, hey, 0:08:39.600 --> 0:08:43.760 Bachelor producers, Bachelorette producers, you didn't do your due diligence 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:46.840 on this guy. This guy's kind of trouble. Yeah, he's 0:08:46.920 --> 0:08:50.520 just like I mean, they and they teed him up 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:52.680 to like clearly they knew she would have liked the 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.640 as the front runner. Yeah, they teat him up. Although 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:58.520 he remember they made a meal out of like when 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.320 at the beginning of the show when Becca was on 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:04.480 with Jojo, Well, we'll get there, we'll get there, we'll 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:06.480 get there in a second. Well, yeah, whoever gets the 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:09.040 first impressions the first impression Roads worked going home with 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:13.320 about Garrett, No way is that guy fucking twenty nine? No, 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:16.880 that's something they all have the face of year old. 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:21.120 Like I texted my friend, my friend Dan, he's listening. Hi, Dan, Hi, 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.559 And I said, I said, no way, is that guy 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:28.120 twenty nine? He goes, I'm twenty nine. That guys like 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.320 I I know, I look at all the I'm like, 0:09:33.080 --> 0:09:36.480 how is that possible? So what? No? What was blowing up? No? 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:40.640 When you went I can I will say this. This 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:44.440 is a no spoiler podcast, right yeah? Okay, So the 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:48.040 only way I can say this is if you this 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:51.760 is going to be a big, big, big, big big problem. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.800 And if you were an ABC Television executive today, you 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:57.280 had a nightmare in your hands because both Vanity Fair 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:02.000 and TMZ then took that story and blew it up 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:05.439 a little bit more. Okay, so what we're saying the 0:10:05.520 --> 0:10:07.959 next I don't want to go further because I don't 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:10.760 want to know everything. No, you can tell Katie you 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:15.439 know what? Why don't you pause the recording? Pause the recording? 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:20.480 And then yeah, so you can tell Katie and then 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:22.040 and if you don't want to know, you might know. 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.840 You might learn stuff as a spoiler. How much of 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:32.760 a spoiler in the show? Then? Okay, So then do 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.360 you want to pause it and tell do you want 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:36.520 me to write you a note? Tell me? Okay, want 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:39.319 me to tell you after for my second Okay, okay, okay, 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:42.280 we're back. Okay, So what does happen? Was I was screaming, 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:46.200 blocking my ears, running around and you guys just saw 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:50.400 some ship. Yeah, that's um. I feel like they have 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:56.280 the ability to check all these people. They actually did 0:10:56.400 --> 0:10:58.679 that ship. So the thing is like, because remember I 0:10:58.720 --> 0:11:00.560 was looking at all of their Instagram said, I didn't 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:03.120 link Carretts Instagram because he had some hunting photos, but 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.640 I like looked pretty far back. I didn't see him actually, 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:07.600 I mean on Instagram. I didn't see on Twitter, but 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:10.440 like he never posted anything like that. You would have 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:12.960 to actually really sleuth to see his life. I don't 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:14.280 even know how you do that. I don't know. I 0:11:14.440 --> 0:11:17.600 don't know. I think someone who followed him maybe released yeah, 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:19.400 and then you can like but I mean because I know, 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:22.760 like you can look on Instagram, you can say, you 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:24.840 can go to the hearts and if you go this way, 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:27.360 it says who you're following what they liked, but like 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:33.160 they were had someone must just us friends sold him 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:37.840 out because this yeah, and they were the shots and 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:40.440 it had his thing, and I mean he actually and 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:42.320 he seems like the type of guy that I think 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:45.840 someone he knows sold him out. Was like, well, because 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.800 you have to follow him in order to be able 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:49.559 to see that your friend is also liking me and 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:53.680 she like super like, wasn't she like a published Yeah, yeah, 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:58.079 she's gonna like there's no way like she was, She's 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:00.840 going to find out. Yeah exactly, all right, So here 0:12:00.840 --> 0:12:03.800 we go at the issue today. Yeah, like how I mean, 0:12:03.840 --> 0:12:06.080 she's going to find out. Okay, here we go. So 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.880 we're starting out. That was very I'm glad you left. Okay. 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:12.320 So she's got snot dripping down her nose. She's in Minnesota, 0:12:12.760 --> 0:12:15.079 she's got she's looking at all the photos from when 0:12:15.120 --> 0:12:17.959 she and are we were together, and then they were 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.240 back in the they were back in that Airbnb that 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:25.080 Katie saw hiking the most, the airbnb that running that 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:27.839 Airbnb were already broke up with her. That went on 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:31.079 and off, like it was the longest most convo. I 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:36.160 thought that was Chris's house. That's an Airbnb. That's an 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:39.680 air you know there was an airstream at the top 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.440 of running that else where they shot the breakup. Yeah, 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:48.280 that's an Airbn. Because Chris recognized the house because I 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:51.280 did running in. We knew that it was running. But 0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:54.920 I thought it was Chris Harrison's house. I like that, 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.319 you thought that they were even that tight, so that 0:12:57.920 --> 0:13:00.079 I forgot, Like I forget hate to do she is 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.199 breakup line, which is, I just feel like the more 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:03.959 I hang out with you, the more I'm losing the 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:07.120 possibility of maybe reconciling with Lauren. It's like, yeah, that's 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.160 what happens when you get engaged to somebody else, you 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:12.560 lose the possibility of Maybee reconciling with your ax Um. 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:17.040 Also New Info puff piece out in the world this 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:22.000 week from January. Producers made him stay in the house 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.080 whatever that he wanted to leave as soon as Becky 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:27.199 started crime, I mean, and he's getting married. He's getting 0:13:27.200 --> 0:13:31.480 married in Hawaii January twelve, as he pointed out, nobody 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:34.280 cares about January. Nobody likes him, nobody care. We did 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.920 get to hear his line again of like when he says, 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.680 I just feel like the longer we hang out, the 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:43.120 last chance I get to reconcile with Lord, which is 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.439 the worst thing you could ever say to him when 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:48.480 you are engaged. What an idiot, here's the thing you're 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:51.360 ruining my chances. Yeah, you're really cock blocking me with 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:53.480 that other girl that I that I even though I'm 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:56.240 engaged to you, so I would float away. So then 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:58.840 we see her walking in the snow. She wants what 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:02.040 she and her mom and dad. Her sister's hair is amazing. 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:05.320 I love her. Does that happen genetically? I was actually 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:07.880 literally started googling, can you have super straight hair and 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.640 curly hair and be sisters? Yeah? They were. I'm like, wait, 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:13.720 is that her sister? That is the strange that distracted 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:16.080 me for a good lap is she's sitting in like 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:17.960 who is it that adult woman? They didn't say, like 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:19.800 this is your aunt, Like she's sitting in the lap 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:23.160 of some adult woman. That's the preacher's wife. I don't know. 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:26.160 There were many adults. Remember when they went to her house, well, 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:29.160 I remember the uncle, your uncle with the with the mallards. 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:32.160 There was a lot of ducks. So then she drives 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:35.880 up in her red sports car. She's got legs for miles, 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:39.240 I will say. And then they bring out Caitlin and 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:43.680 Jojo and Rachel. Caitlin, who I love, didn't say anything. 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:45.560 She didn't like she did. She was like, what is 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:50.360 this weird doobie? But that's a lot of sparkle in 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:54.480 one setting Rachel needed. Rachel was talking like Jojo X 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:57.480 is out Caitlin's thing. You know what I'm saying, yeah, 0:14:57.480 --> 0:15:00.240 you're right, that's a lot to deal with. And Rachel too. 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:02.840 There's a lot of wattage in those four that's true, 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.720 But it felt like but Caitlin was so sparkly as 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:10.240 the bachelorette. I'm worried about she and Sean. Guys, she 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:12.600 didn't seem glowing. I love her and I want them 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:15.040 to work out. Maybe she was hammered. She might have 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:18.480 been hammered. So I love that Rachel pleaded with editing. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:21.440 Please don't edit this out, flog him. That was great. 0:15:22.680 --> 0:15:25.920 Rachel was on fire that whole thing. Yeah, Rachel, Rachel. 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:28.120 I think Rachel sucked out some of the air she want. Yeah, 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.960 she was going. And then so they're like and then Joe, 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:33.960 Joe really felt like she was loving on Jordan's like, 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:36.320 I want you to have this simier experience. Oh my god, 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:37.920 this is where Jordan and I had her first see 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:40.520 they actually seemed like she actually seemed like she liked 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:44.440 Jordan the strongest couple. It's shocking, actually, because I thought 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:46.680 as soon as their contract would would be up, would 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:49.600 be done. But I follow both them on instant telling 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:52.760 me they are always together and they're making some money 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:59.520 doing what every every bottle of water? What do you 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.080 want to sell? You know? Where are we going? What 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:05.240 pool party are we hosting this weekend in Vegas? They 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:10.600 sign up for everything. God, I'm glad they modeling their house. Yeah, 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:12.760 they did, they did. I did see the videos of 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:15.240 them were modeling their house. That was cute. And so 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:18.040 then they did the huge sage to get the dirty 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:21.200 stuff out, and and Caitlin did say I'm gonna sage 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:26.480 you're pussy, which they blewel. Rachel said Caitlin was one 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:29.400 that didn't even understand what the sage was. I'm gonna 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:32.840 sage your pussy is a great line. That's actually a 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:38.720 good idea. That's a good T shirt. I'm going to god, 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:41.040 we should make that on nussy. I'm gonna savee your pussy. 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:42.960 I bet we could sell at least twenty of those 0:16:43.760 --> 0:16:51.640 big Yeah, they did the big up top. Okay, so 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:55.040 then so then then they go what are we doing? 0:16:55.480 --> 0:16:57.240 Why we did? Caitlin was what are we doing? Why 0:16:57.240 --> 0:16:59.560 don't we just light this big duby And then they 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:03.600 said the first kiss, the first impression, Rose whoever gets 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:07.359 the guy, all three of their guys, which is insane, 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:11.480 which is Remember we know from from Caitlin season she 0:17:11.640 --> 0:17:13.480 picked Sewan the second he got out of the limo, 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:16.280 and the producers that you had to scramble to like 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:19.320 make her pay attention to other because she's like, no, 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:21.000 no, no no, that guy. I want that guy, and they're like, no, 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:24.520 this is the game, this is the show. Jordan's Jojo 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:29.720 wanted Jordan media Rachel first ones that got up, because 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:33.680 the first one that gets out, I felt like cold, 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:35.840 and I was like, why is Colton? He didn't talk 0:17:35.880 --> 0:17:38.200 to her much. No, he didn't, and then she gave 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:40.399 a little good but he but he was the first one. 0:17:40.440 --> 0:17:41.880 And I always feel like the first one that gets 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:43.760 to the limo. I agree with you, it's like always. 0:17:43.960 --> 0:17:46.520 I think they thought Colton was going to be top dog. 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:50.320 I think the producers thought it was everyone thought I 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:52.160 was going to be Cold. Yes, we all picked Cold 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:55.320 because he's so hot and he has an old senior dog, 0:17:55.440 --> 0:18:02.320 and he's and he helps her kids children, any sweet virgin. 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:05.560 He's let's of the virgin thing. Let's talk about let's 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:08.800 talk about that. It was really confusing because then everyone's like, 0:18:08.840 --> 0:18:10.960 he's not a m I'm on Jordan's side about this, 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:12.960 but like it would come out if he's not a virgin, 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:19.800 like it would be the model. He's a great villain. 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:24.359 He's a great villa. Villains are always What I like 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:27.280 about him is he doesn't feel like wa boom to me. 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:29.000 Like at first I was like, oh we found her boom. 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:31.080 What I like about this villain? I was like, oh, 0:18:31.119 --> 0:18:33.440 he actually has like a psychological imbalance, Like I'm like, 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:36.399 I was actually like he actually is Like he's like 0:18:36.440 --> 0:18:40.119 a villain who is like off like something, like he 0:18:40.160 --> 0:18:42.240 has a mental It's like he's like a record that 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:45.520 got scratched and get past. Like where's your podcast? Square man? 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:47.480 Where's he's white about? And you know what he's right 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:49.280 about the dude in their socks and stuff. Put on 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:52.720 some fucking socks man. Yeah. Professionality. He wasn't wearing socks. 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:55.760 There's two things about me. I'm professional and I always 0:18:55.760 --> 0:18:59.119 meet my mark. He was amazing. He was amazing. Okay, 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:03.560 he is such an dyes at the Beverly Hills Hotel. 0:19:05.520 --> 0:19:11.000 There's just no that's who he is. Okay, So we've 0:19:11.000 --> 0:19:14.960 got where at the Westlake Village in and Clay playing 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:18.960 football so nice, But then when his personality when I 0:19:18.960 --> 0:19:22.280 think he just got nervous because when he sweet Clay, 0:19:22.320 --> 0:19:25.440 he was so sweet. He was so sweet with his grandmother. 0:19:25.480 --> 0:19:27.760 But then when he talked to her he was like, Hi, 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:30.640 I'm Clay. You remember, like Claie, here's Clay, I'm clad 0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:34.479 And this is nervous. He was nervous. He was way 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:36.040 too nice for the show. I was like, get out 0:19:36.080 --> 0:19:37.920 of it it. And I don't feel like he's a boozer either. 0:19:37.960 --> 0:19:39.760 I don't feel the Clay needs the booze to like 0:19:39.800 --> 0:19:42.119 warm up and like he's sweeping. He's a sweet pe. 0:19:43.320 --> 0:19:47.199 So then we have Reno Garrett. He does his thumbs up, 0:19:47.240 --> 0:19:50.080 he's from Reno. He does his Chris Farley oppression. Here 0:19:50.080 --> 0:19:53.080 he goes. So now we're on to heighten her out 0:19:53.119 --> 0:19:57.040 to find him. Oh that's a great idea. And he's 0:19:57.080 --> 0:19:59.800 not twenty nine. I'm still That was literally my note said, 0:19:59.800 --> 0:20:02.040 g it is not twenty nine and I hate him. 0:20:04.240 --> 0:20:07.119 That was my note. Okay, So then we get to 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:09.840 the model. Here we go. This is I think he's 0:20:09.840 --> 0:20:13.520 a really fun villain because he's actually crazy. Here we go. 0:20:14.560 --> 0:20:18.639 My brand is the pensive gentleman. He could have a 0:20:18.640 --> 0:20:20.960 glass of Scotch. He could have a book in his hand, 0:20:21.200 --> 0:20:23.280 he could have a flower and give it to a lady. 0:20:23.640 --> 0:20:25.679 The powers in the brows and then he's on the 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:28.800 phone call he goes scrub for five o'clock Shadow, Like, 0:20:28.840 --> 0:20:32.520 my portfolio modeling is so much more than being really 0:20:32.520 --> 0:20:37.560 good looking. You you're talking Jim year round, tan year round, 0:20:37.960 --> 0:20:42.160 salt spray year round. And I just kept thinking, fuck yeah. 0:20:42.280 --> 0:20:44.159 At first I thought he was full of it and 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:46.120 fake and trying to be the villain. And then as 0:20:46.160 --> 0:20:50.520 a night war on, I'm like, you are gray, You're 0:20:50.520 --> 0:20:55.200 a villain. And when he hugged when he hugged her, 0:20:55.280 --> 0:20:56.919 I was like, Oh, his spray tand's going to come 0:20:56.920 --> 0:20:59.960 off on her a white dress. What was that moment? 0:21:00.040 --> 0:21:01.879 It when he gets out of the limo and then 0:21:01.880 --> 0:21:06.480 he pauses for his like his like runaway before you 0:21:06.560 --> 0:21:11.399 hit the runaway you go, he's like actually crazy, like 0:21:11.480 --> 0:21:13.880 pulled his jacket down. He like, you're right. He got 0:21:13.880 --> 0:21:18.560 out of the limo and then looked at it. He's also, 0:21:18.800 --> 0:21:21.760 by the way, not even in the top half of 0:21:21.840 --> 0:21:25.440 good looking of the like if this is your like, 0:21:25.600 --> 0:21:30.280 if we're tacking sort of catalog model guys, like, you know, 0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:31.960 this may or may not be your type, but like 0:21:32.200 --> 0:21:35.840 these are all fundamentally good looking guys. He's not even 0:21:35.880 --> 0:21:39.320 closed in the top. He's just the chicken was hotter, 0:21:39.359 --> 0:21:42.720 the chicken so aggressively into his creaking. Would be so 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:44.560 mad to hear anyone saying, my god, I know he's 0:21:44.600 --> 0:21:46.359 gonna be He's gonna he's gonna tweet at me that 0:21:46.440 --> 0:21:50.239 my face is crke. I'm aware of that. Okay, let 0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:53.800 have I am aware of that. I know my nose 0:21:53.920 --> 0:21:57.440 is pointing. You know what I have. I can tell 0:21:57.480 --> 0:21:59.920 you my brother pointed it out to me. That motherfucker. 0:22:00.320 --> 0:22:02.719 It was when Mad TV, when you're during the gallery 0:22:02.760 --> 0:22:06.600 shoot for Mad TV. I love my brother, but his 0:22:06.680 --> 0:22:09.720 brother he's got it too. We have slightly pointy. I've 0:22:09.720 --> 0:22:14.320 got Adam Scott features here and there, you know what 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:18.000 I mean. They're like they're like I have like slightly pointy. Hey, 0:22:18.200 --> 0:22:26.720 that's interesting now that you said Adam Scott, you can't 0:22:25.840 --> 0:22:30.639 Scott Adam Scott's little sister Dan. I don't want to, like, 0:22:30.720 --> 0:22:33.199