WEBVTT - | Ep 46 | Keeping Tabs On Us 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:04.360 Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:17.160 Podcast Network and I Heart Radio. Welcome to another episode 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:21.320 of Reasonably Shady. I am Gazelle Bryant. What's up? What's up? 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:24.000 My people? This is Robin Dixon, and once again we 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:27.800 appreciate you for being here with us. Thank you, and 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.560 look special shout out to the people who joined us 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:35.920 at our Lives show. Oh my gosh, Yes, it was 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:38.879 so amazing and we are so excited and like we're 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:41.960 on cloud one thousand, so thank you. Yes, and you 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:44.400 know we'll be coming to your your little towns, in 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:47.400 your little areas very soon. 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Please everyone feel free send 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:24.799 your emails your questions your comments anything to our email 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:29.760 and one of us lovely women will address it. Yes, yes, okay, 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:32.520 so y'all already know it is time for our reasonably 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:40.560 shady moment of the week. Okay, do you have one? 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:43.960 You never have one? I mean it's like hard for 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:47.119 me to remember what happened to me yesterday. Like that's 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:49.000 the hard part. I don't my memory is so short. 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:52.160 But I can just say, like, so, I'm in my 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:56.000 house right now, and you know, sometimes we have people 0:03:56.000 --> 0:04:00.000 in our house with cameras and lights, yes, and um, 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:03.760 they tape all this stuff to your ceiling, yes, because 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:07.400 they want to give you the best lighting. And when 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:12.560 they're done their job and they take the lights off 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:17.560 your ceiling, sometimes part of your ceiling comes off with 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:23.679 the tape. And every time they come, I see another 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:26.520 spot when my ceiling game. It's the worst. Let me 0:04:26.560 --> 0:04:27.640 tell you. When they come to my house, you know, 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:30.120 I tell them do not touch my balls. And they're like, oh, 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:31.800 but just so you're not gonna have the best lighting. 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.440 And I'm like, I don't care, So what do you 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:37.600 do so you don't? Like? They do? They put up 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:42.719 like and yeah they do. I mean I've been very Okay. 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:45.560 Last year I was really like, ain't all about it? 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:48.279 This year not so much. If people are in my house. 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:49.560 I'm not saying that they're in my house, but if 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:52.240 they were, I'm not going to antal about it. Yeah. Well, 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:54.880 see my problem is, I mean my ceiling. You can 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:56.840 see it right here. We're like you see that by 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:59.240 the fire whatever that thing is called. What's that they called? 0:05:00.160 --> 0:05:02.320 It is sprinklers, sprinkles. I had to get my whole house, 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:05.880 like half of it repainted. Yeah yeah, yeah, they're literally 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:09.520 and you can't like spot paint that, Like, they gotta 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:14.000 paint my whole ceiling. They're going to be in here, yes, 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:18.200 after these they're gonna get an invoice. Either invoice, they're 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:21.040 going to send someone to do it. Yes. Yeah. Anyway, 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:23.320 that's my shady moment, just looking at my ceilings and 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:27.040 seeing that tape has ripped off. That's real shade. That's 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:31.400 real shade. Okay, I have a shady moment. So Tyrone, 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.960 Tyrone he is I've never heard of Tyrone before my life. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:41.680 Tyron is my personal trainer. So Tyrone, guys took a vacan. 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:45.840 Tyrone he's out the country. I don't know if he 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:47.320 wants me to say where he is. Okay, fine, he's 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:50.760 in Singapore and he's doing like, yeah, he's far. He's 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:53.640 doing that area of the world. Him and his lovely 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.320 wife and I think they're going with another couple. And 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:57.840 so anyway, he was like, all right, Giselle, Um, I'm 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:01.880 gonna leave you with another the guy to train you, 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:04.520 or he thought he was going to leave me with 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.000 another guy. He was like, it's this guy over here. 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:08.800 He was showing me before he left at the gym. 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:15.240 This guy. That guy's legs were the biggest things I've 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:19.760 ever seen, Like he's a professional bodybuilder. His arms were huge, 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:23.159 his chest with humand gets his legs which is like redonculus. 0:06:23.560 --> 0:06:27.640 And I said to Rome, you shady for this. I'm 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:32.960 not working out with anyone is a muscle man whose 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:34.640 legs look like that, Like what is he gonna do 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:37.880 to me? So like try to kill me. I'm like, no, 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:41.280 I am sure none of his clients look like him. 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.960 And honestly, like, wouldn't you want to work out with 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:49.039 somebody who's like sometimes sometimes it's too much? Is too much? Yeah, okay, 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:50.920 so you said no, I said no. I said no, 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:55.600 Thank y'all. Wait for you to get back. You're a 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:57.159 little shady for that. You should have just done that 0:06:57.200 --> 0:06:59.440 for entertainment, just to be like, that's a waste of 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:02.320 my money. Me see how hard this may is gonna work? 0:07:06.160 --> 0:07:09.920 Them legs were like. I was like, I mean, you 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:12.160 know how you see on on those shows back in 0:07:12.160 --> 0:07:15.000 the day, and you saw like the muscle shows and competitions. 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:17.080 His legs were like that, so you can see you 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:20.440 can see every muscle, like every little thing. Yeah. Yeah, 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:23.240 he would have had you like dead lifting five pounds 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:26.800 or something. You so, Tyrone, you were shady for even 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:29.400 offering this, dude, and I will wait for you to 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:33.560 get back from your lovely vacation. Oh there's that all right. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:35.440 So this happened a little while ago, and I really 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:38.520 want to talk about it because this is something that 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:42.600 you can really identify with. So Chris Paul, Oh yeah, 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:47.160 it was playing basketball and his wife and mother were attacked. 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.360 What the hell? So in women in the stands and 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:54.760 the stands? Yeah, so what I did actually I saw 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:56.240 the headline. I didn't read the story, so like, what 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:58.320 tell me the story? Okay, So Chris Paul, who we 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:00.480 all know as a basketball player, there in the champion 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:04.480 or playoffs playoffs. I think I know what happened against Dallas. 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:07.360 In Dallas, so Chris plays for the Phoenix Suns. They 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:11.920 were on the road in Dallas. So his mom, his wife, 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:16.200 and his I think two kids there, and the fans 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:19.560 started pushing the mama and the wife in front the kids. 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:21.480 Now that they do that because they knew who who 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:23.880 they were, Like they're getting into it with them. They 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.600 knew who they were clearly, And I have a sad 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:28.560 story about this. There was some pushing the shop and 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:30.600 going on, you don't put your hands on people. Oh 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:34.160 hell no, hell no. Can you imagine him knowing that 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.880 that's happening to his family in the stands. Yeah, yeah, 0:08:37.360 --> 0:08:40.640 he's done. Like fans are so unruly an out of pocket. 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.320 Like I actually used to get into it in the 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:46.280 stands with our own fans, Like when WAM played for 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:49.199 the Portland Trailblazers. It was like they knew they were 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:51.960 sitting in the family section and if one had a 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:54.480 bad game or something like, the fans would be like 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:58.080 literally sitting right next to me or in front of me, 0:08:58.320 --> 0:09:01.520 trash talking one Oh my god. So after a while 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:06.040 I'm like yo, you want to shut up? Like like 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:08.520 I've been in the fans in the States. Yeah, so 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.040 it gets so like for me, I definitely had had 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:13.960 I've had interactions with fans where I'm like, you might 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.360 want to watch what you say, right because I'm like, 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:19.160 I'm pretty sure you know where you're sitting, but you 0:09:19.240 --> 0:09:20.760 might want to watch what you say. And then it 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:23.079 gets like, you know, and then they get all excited 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:25.120 about that and they just keep going back and forth 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:27.280 with you, and then because they know that they're making 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:31.840 you mad, and they and they yeah, I um, I 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.400 remember I was kind of fooling around this dude and 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:40.640 they were in the playoffs and I was in Toronto 0:09:42.280 --> 0:09:45.120 and the other team was playing them, and I had 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:50.480 on the color of that team and I legitimately had 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:54.360 to run out of the auditorium because they were coming 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.959 for me, and I got nervous. I was like I 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:00.000 felt scared. Really, yes, I felt I was a little 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.120 a little fear of my life. I had to run 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:05.040 out of there. Really, the Toronto fans, the Toronto fans 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:08.160 are coming from me. Really, the Toronto fans one playing 0:10:08.160 --> 0:10:11.000 in Toronto. Toronto fans are just really passionate for their team, 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:13.840 have them coming for the other team, but I was 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:16.440 wearing the color of the other other team. You I 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:18.480 was there for the other team. They were coming when 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:20.680 they were coming, know what I'm saying. Usually they kind 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:24.719 of they're they're well behaved, they're they're enthusiastic, but they're 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:27.640 well behaved. But there are some cities where the fans 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:29.600 are just like yeah, you know, like oh my god, 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:33.280 the Philadelphia seventy six, who stands, Look, they will boot 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:36.080 the ship out of you. Or if you play, you 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.720 play for them, Yeah, you mess up, they will boot 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.079 the ship. Even the Eagles Philly. I think it's a 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:43.640 whole other thing because this football team is crazy too. 0:10:43.720 --> 0:10:48.880 It's rough. But no, if I'm ye, that's almost like, um, 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.040 I mean, that's kind of reminiscent of like when what 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.400 tests when they ran in the stands. Why why are 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:58.480 they running the stands because they threw something at them? 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:01.560 But that was a whole brawl. Yeah, but what it 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:04.120 what led to it was a fan being out of 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:08.080 pocket and throwing something at a player. They were throwing chairs, 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:10.400 they were throwing all kinds of It was out of control. 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:13.480 So I blame all of that on the police. That 0:11:13.520 --> 0:11:16.080 didn't that allowed it to happen. They were security there 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:17.880 and they just allowed it. Yeah, that was a whole mess. 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:20.720 But but fans just really like I think they just 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.480 they get I mean, okay, they're some them are liquored up, 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.520 they get all excited, they're all you know, their emotions 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:29.160 are in the way, and they lose sight of like 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:31.880 this is a game, right, this is a game. You 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:33.440 can't talk to people like that, you can't put your 0:11:33.480 --> 0:11:36.760 hands on people like like and then it's like, okay, 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:40.120 are y'all trying to like insite a lawsuit, Like are 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:42.200 y'all trying to provoke them so that Chris Paul can 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.520 come and beat you And you're doing Chris Paul because 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:46.160 he's rich, you know what I'm saying. It's just like 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:49.840 it's it sucks because the only way that you can 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:52.840 protect yourself, like as a player's family or players from 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:54.760 the fans is to like literally be like in a 0:11:54.800 --> 0:12:05.320 suite by yourself. Like, yeah, alright, we gotta talk about 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:08.400 our President of the United States of America's name is 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:13.440 Joe Biden. So he put on his page a post 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:18.880 and it says, starting today, the cost of high speed 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:23.240 internet is fully covered for millions of eligible American families 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:29.000 under a new Biden Harris administration initiative. I don't understand 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.920 what the hell this means, Like, does this mean I 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:33.880 don't have to pay for my WiFi and my house? 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:40.280 No reading is fundamental? Does this mean it says? It 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:47.600 says okay for millions of eligible Why wouldn't I be eligible? 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:53.760 I want my WiFi free? You probably don't meet the criteria, okay, so, 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:56.880 but so then this should not be an announcement. So 0:12:56.960 --> 0:13:01.800 who was getting free WiFi? Because people who can't word? Okay, 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:07.199 I'm my bad. Yeah, okay, you understand now, Okay, I 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:10.520 but what you think? And you were just like I 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:15.960 was like, WiFi for everybody, Yes, wi Fi for everybody? Really? Yes? 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.160 I got excited. But then I was like, okay, so 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:22.080 do I call my carrier? And so you want a refund? 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:24.120 And I let them know, like how do I get 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:27.240 on the plane? Like do you then stop charging me 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:29.560 from my WiFi? Like I really wanted to know because 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:34.800 I'm thinking, Okay, yeah, you missed a keywordle The word 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:39.600 was eligible damn okay, and you're not eligible? Okay, However, 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:43.200 I think that is amazing that's that is amazing. Everybody 0:13:43.200 --> 0:13:45.680 has free WiFi. Yes, I think that is amazing. It 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:49.120 is very necessary. There are so many young children that 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:52.880 are left behind, especially because of the pandemic, who had 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:55.480 to go you know, virtual and they had issues with 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:57.960 WiFi and all that. Like, this is amazing and I 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:01.199 really hope that they can execute it perfectly. It's kind 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:05.520 of like affordable healthcare. Yeah, yeah, free WiFi, but not 0:14:05.520 --> 0:14:09.240 not not Yeah, no it's not it's not like affordable 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:10.959 health No, she said, it's not for you. It's not. 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:13.120 Carly said, it's not for you. If I was straight 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:14.960 up because I'm a Comcast I was straight up, I'm 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:16.960 about to call it and be like looking because let me, 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:18.840 I mean, give me a refund. I feel, you know, 0:14:18.880 --> 0:14:21.360 because the bill, I don't know what you're your what's 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:24.760 your bill? So we get like so I have Verizon 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:29.920 files and I still have a landline. You do? Yeah, okay, 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:32.240 it's not even somebody do my phone away and everything 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:35.040 we have like the full cable package. It's like I 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:38.280 don't do all that streaming stuff. Like actually, it's so crazy. 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:40.720 I have full cable package and I stream Netflix and 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:45.000 Hulu people and all that well, actually I steal from 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:50.240 my girlfriend's Hulu and her Apple TV. Really yeah, my 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.800 sister gave me her Disney. I'm about to get Disney 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:55.320 about to come out come for me. I stole my 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:58.080 sister's Disney. Okay, but anyway, yeah, okay, And then we 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:02.000 have um, you know one or will want will want 0:15:02.000 --> 0:15:05.360 to get like the NBA season pass or whatever. So 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:07.080 then we add that, let's so you can watch like 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:10.040 any immigrant give me the total bottom line me. So, 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.440 my most recent bill that I just saw, which was 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:15.320 like last week, was four and one dollars. Yeah, that's 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:21.280 my mind. Every month is it is like yeah, yeah, 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:23.840 but you're adding more stuff because you got all these 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:26.320 but it's like, this is ridiculous. It is ridiculous. It's 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.000 it's stupid, but it's like, what else are we doing 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:32.040 here spending our money but about to get at everybody 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:35.120 some free WiFi everybody? Okay, Now let me tell you 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.840 who doesn't care about money these days. You want to 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:43.640 know who? Um Jim Carey. He made an announcement. An 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:46.920 announcement went like this. I thought you're gonna say, Tom Brady, 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:50.120 Oh he got another UM contract. Did you hear about it? 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:52.120 I mean, do you want to you want to go first? No, 0:15:52.320 --> 0:15:58.000 tell me about Tom Brady and Giselle. Tom Brady reportedly 0:15:58.040 --> 0:16:03.320 has signed a deal for after he retires with Fox 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:08.880 Broadcasting for I'm not sure if this is accurate three 0:16:08.960 --> 0:16:13.120 hundred and fifty seven million dollars years, or it might 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:15.080 be three seventy five. I got my numbers mixed up, 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:18.200 but it's three hundred something like fifty seven million. I 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:19.800 don't know how many years. I need to look that up. 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:23.200 But when I saw that, I was like, um, Michael 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:26.200 straighthand what you doing? Like you know, like day, that's 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:29.040 the time. Why did I make it? The New York 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:32.320 Post reporting the ten year deal is worth a staggering 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:35.480 three hundred and seventy five million dollars, a number not 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:39.040 verified by NBC News that would make Brady the highest 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:43.280 paid commentator in sports history. That Michael Strahanda making that 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:47.320 straight hand making Wiley handing money out like this to 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:52.520 Tom Brady. Because he's Tom Brady. He's the he's the 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:54.880 he's the new version of Larry Bird. No, I can't 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:57.600 say that. Okay, I'm fanned. I'm sorry. Tom Brady is 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:00.920 a very good quarterback. Okay, Yes, Larry Bird was a 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:04.879 very good ballplayer. Yeah yeah, but according to Larry Bird, 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:07.720 not met Tom Brady. Okay, Larry Bird was not the 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:13.399 best ballplayer. Tom Brady is arguably the best quarterback that Okay, okay, 0:17:13.480 --> 0:17:16.840 we get that. Zell is happy. She said, I bagged 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:20.159 me a balla I mean bagged a ball. Now, I 0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:23.800 bagged a broadcaster three hundred and fifty seven million dollars. 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:28.480 And don't even tell me how that negotiation went, right? Like, 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:31.040 is this is this a thirty five year contract for 0:17:31.080 --> 0:17:34.360 ten million dollars a year? Well? Is this a three 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:37.320 D contract for three point five million dollars? I don't 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:39.440 know what they first offered him. Did they first offered 0:17:39.480 --> 0:17:43.359 him to fifty? And he's like, no, I want three? Right? Well, 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:48.720 how did that negotiation go? Like what does that include? Up? Everything? 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:51.679 We don't even know if he could string sentences together? 0:17:51.880 --> 0:17:55.280 And this man got three hundred and seventy five million dollars? Right, ship? 0:17:55.840 --> 0:18:02.120 Like what am I doing wrong? Okay? Anyway, So Jim 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:06.520 Carey says, I am retiring because I'm happy. That's how 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:12.240 you're talking. I have done everything that I've wanted to do. 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:18.720 I have accomplished all that I want to accomplish. I 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:23.600 have all the money I need and I'm going to retire. 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:27.320 And he means it like he said this in a 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:29.479 He said it like that. He said it like that 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:32.080 in a video. He said in a this was um. 0:18:32.520 --> 0:18:35.200 He was doing an interview and he said, I'm done. 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:38.880 This is something you might never hear another. Celebrities say 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:45.000 as long as time exists. Ah, I have enough, I've 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:49.359 done enough. I am enough. I have all the money. 0:18:49.600 --> 0:18:52.520 Can you imagine how that feels in order to say 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:55.960 out your mouth? I have all the money I need 0:18:56.160 --> 0:19:00.000 and I don't need to do anything else ever again, 0:19:00.080 --> 0:19:03.879 ever again. I only do a damn thing but breathe, eat, 0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:10.399 everes and die. Yeah, that must be nice that I 0:19:10.440 --> 0:19:14.200 feel like, I think that's nice. But you have to wonder. 0:19:14.240 --> 0:19:15.800 I mean, so it's good to be in that position 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:19.000 where like you don't have to do anything. So now 0:19:19.119 --> 0:19:21.359 anything that he does is because he wants to do 0:19:21.400 --> 0:19:23.400 it right. And he said that there's nothing out there 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:25.800 that he thinks he wants to do. Oh so he 0:19:25.880 --> 0:19:27.800 just wants to lay in bed. He wants to paint, 0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:31.680 That's what he said, Yeah, fingerpaint. Okay, I'm adding fingerpaint. 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:34.840 He says he wants to draw on canvases. He said that. 0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:37.919 He did say that he's not married, Like, who is 0:19:37.920 --> 0:19:41.480 he attached to? He's about to be married to Giselle. Okay, Jim, 0:19:41.600 --> 0:19:44.480 I'm coming for you. What did he look like when 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:49.240 he said this? Was he was he disheveled? He looks great? Yeah, 0:19:49.400 --> 0:19:51.840 I mean he looks as great as Jim Carrey can look. Okay, 0:19:52.200 --> 0:19:54.560 So it didn't look like he's like been just like 0:19:54.640 --> 0:19:57.760 laying on the couch eating bombom No. No, he looked 0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:00.800 of sane mind and body, and he means it. Do 0:20:00.800 --> 0:20:02.760 you know what that means? Says to me, I'm doing 0:20:02.840 --> 0:20:06.840 something wrong because I'm nowhere near ever saying you know what, 0:20:07.359 --> 0:20:10.680 I've done enough, I have enough and I'm going to 0:20:10.840 --> 0:20:16.160 just paint. What that blew my Mind's amazing? Yeah, that's amazing. 0:20:16.280 --> 0:20:18.800 Yeah that that I was like wow. But you know 0:20:18.880 --> 0:20:22.119 everyone's level of like I have enough is different, you know, 0:20:22.280 --> 0:20:25.000 because one one person might be like, oh, I have 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:30.960 five dollars, I have enough, and then another person might 0:20:30.960 --> 0:20:33.639 be like, I have five million. That's not enough. I 0:20:33.680 --> 0:20:40.120 need I need more. Speak of billionaires. So elon Musk tweeted, okay, 0:20:40.240 --> 0:20:42.320 because you know, we're not really feeling him these days, 0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:44.200 even though if you want to drop a test off 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:48.240 my house, I'll take it, okay. So he said, if 0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:53.560 I die under mysterious circumstances, it's been nice knowing y'all. 0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:57.480 So I've read that several times, and I said to myself, 0:20:57.560 --> 0:21:00.880 is this a cry for help? Has he been like? 0:21:01.560 --> 0:21:04.680 Have people been trying to kill him? I think he 0:21:04.680 --> 0:21:08.840 he probably thinks that he is being targeted by somebody's 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:12.600 government and they're going to like come kill him. I 0:21:12.640 --> 0:21:14.520 feel I feel like that's what that sounds like. That 0:21:14.520 --> 0:21:17.760 sounds like some jackpower stuff. That sounds like I have 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:21.879 this much money and now right it sounds Yeah, he's paranoid. 0:21:22.200 --> 0:21:24.320 I think that he's very clear that the backlash of 0:21:24.359 --> 0:21:29.159 the whole Twitter situation, and he's his security team probably 0:21:29.200 --> 0:21:33.080 informed him there have been several threats. Maybe yeah, maybe, 0:21:33.320 --> 0:21:35.280 and um he's like, hey, I might be out of 0:21:35.320 --> 0:21:37.840 here sometime soon. Maybe, So if I do die, it's 0:21:37.840 --> 0:21:43.960 been nice. How do you say it's been nice knowing y'all? Got? 0:21:44.000 --> 0:21:46.359 That's all he got. I have. Clearly, we don't know 0:21:46.440 --> 0:21:49.159 you ellen to be honest, So I don't know you. You 0:21:49.040 --> 0:21:51.000 You don't know me. What do you mean? It's been 0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:53.520 nice knowing y'all. I think he probably I'm thinking he 0:21:53.560 --> 0:21:56.399 thinks it's like a government hit out on him. And 0:21:56.520 --> 0:21:59.439 I'm sure it's very difficult to be uber rich and 0:21:59.480 --> 0:22:02.000 walk around to feel free. It's probably does not feel free, 0:22:02.560 --> 0:22:04.840 right and because of the control and the power that 0:22:04.880 --> 0:22:07.520 he has now from buying Twitter, you know, like they 0:22:07.520 --> 0:22:10.280 don't like that, know all that you know? I mean they, 0:22:10.440 --> 0:22:12.240 I don't know. It's like, yes, we have free speech, 0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:14.560 but there to a degree, you know what I'm saying, 0:22:14.720 --> 0:22:16.920 So like, yeah, he probably thinks there's a head out 0:22:16.920 --> 0:22:20.480 on him. Listen, listen. Okay, I was thinking. I was 0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:23.320 in my private meditative moments and um, I thought about Carly, 0:22:23.600 --> 0:22:30.240 you know, quiet meditative moments occasionally. Yes, And I was 0:22:30.240 --> 0:22:33.080