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Speaker 1: so y'all already know it is time for our reasonably
Speaker 1: shady moment of the week. Okay, do you have one?
Speaker 1: You never have one? I mean it's like hard for
Speaker 1: me to remember what happened to me yesterday. Like that's
Speaker 1: the hard part. I don't my memory is so short.
Speaker 1: But I can just say, like, so, I'm in my
Speaker 1: house right now, and you know, sometimes we have people
Speaker 1: in our house with cameras and lights, yes, and um,
Speaker 1: they tape all this stuff to your ceiling, yes, because
Speaker 1: they want to give you the best lighting. And when
Speaker 1: they're done their job and they take the lights off
Speaker 1: your ceiling, sometimes part of your ceiling comes off with
Speaker 1: the tape. And every time they come, I see another
Speaker 1: spot when my ceiling game. It's the worst. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you. When they come to my house, you know,
Speaker 1: I tell them do not touch my balls. And they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: but just so you're not gonna have the best lighting.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't care, So what do you
Speaker 1: do so you don't? Like? They do? They put up
Speaker 1: like and yeah they do. I mean I've been very Okay.
Speaker 1: Last year I was really like, ain't all about it?
Speaker 1: This year not so much. If people are in my house.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that they're in my house, but if
Speaker 1: they were, I'm not going to antal about it. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: see my problem is, I mean my ceiling. You can
Speaker 1: see it right here. We're like you see that by
Speaker 1: the fire whatever that thing is called. What's that they called?
Speaker 1: It is sprinklers, sprinkles. I had to get my whole house,
Speaker 1: like half of it repainted. Yeah yeah, yeah, they're literally
Speaker 1: and you can't like spot paint that, Like, they gotta
Speaker 1: paint my whole ceiling. They're going to be in here, yes,
Speaker 1: after these they're gonna get an invoice. Either invoice, they're
Speaker 1: going to send someone to do it. Yes. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: that's my shady moment, just looking at my ceilings and
Speaker 1: seeing that tape has ripped off. That's real shade. That's
Speaker 1: real shade. Okay, I have a shady moment. So Tyrone,
Speaker 1: Tyrone he is I've never heard of Tyrone before my life.
Speaker 1: Tyron is my personal trainer. So Tyrone, guys took a vacan.
Speaker 1: Tyrone he's out the country. I don't know if he
Speaker 1: wants me to say where he is. Okay, fine, he's
Speaker 1: in Singapore and he's doing like, yeah, he's far. He's
Speaker 1: doing that area of the world. Him and his lovely
Speaker 1: wife and I think they're going with another couple. And
Speaker 1: so anyway, he was like, all right, Giselle, Um, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna leave you with another the guy to train you,
Speaker 1: or he thought he was going to leave me with
Speaker 1: another guy. He was like, it's this guy over here.
Speaker 1: He was showing me before he left at the gym.
Speaker 1: This guy. That guy's legs were the biggest things I've
Speaker 1: ever seen, Like he's a professional bodybuilder. His arms were huge,
Speaker 1: his chest with humand gets his legs which is like redonculus.
Speaker 1: And I said to Rome, you shady for this. I'm
Speaker 1: not working out with anyone is a muscle man whose
Speaker 1: legs look like that, Like what is he gonna do
Speaker 1: to me? So like try to kill me. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I am sure none of his clients look like him.
Speaker 1: And honestly, like, wouldn't you want to work out with
Speaker 1: somebody who's like sometimes sometimes it's too much? Is too much? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so you said no, I said no. I said no,
Speaker 1: Thank y'all. Wait for you to get back. You're a
Speaker 1: little shady for that. You should have just done that
Speaker 1: for entertainment, just to be like, that's a waste of
Speaker 1: my money. Me see how hard this may is gonna work?
Speaker 1: Them legs were like. I was like, I mean, you
Speaker 1: know how you see on on those shows back in
Speaker 1: the day, and you saw like the muscle shows and competitions.
Speaker 1: His legs were like that, so you can see you
Speaker 1: can see every muscle, like every little thing. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he would have had you like dead lifting five pounds
Speaker 1: or something. You so, Tyrone, you were shady for even
Speaker 1: offering this, dude, and I will wait for you to
Speaker 1: get back from your lovely vacation. Oh there's that all right.
Speaker 1: So this happened a little while ago, and I really
Speaker 1: want to talk about it because this is something that
Speaker 1: you can really identify with. So Chris Paul, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it was playing basketball and his wife and mother were attacked.
Speaker 1: What the hell? So in women in the stands and
Speaker 1: the stands? Yeah, so what I did actually I saw
Speaker 1: the headline. I didn't read the story, so like, what
Speaker 1: tell me the story? Okay, So Chris Paul, who we
Speaker 1: all know as a basketball player, there in the champion
Speaker 1: or playoffs playoffs. I think I know what happened against Dallas.
Speaker 1: In Dallas, so Chris plays for the Phoenix Suns. They
Speaker 1: were on the road in Dallas. So his mom, his wife,
Speaker 1: and his I think two kids there, and the fans
Speaker 1: started pushing the mama and the wife in front the kids.
Speaker 1: Now that they do that because they knew who who
Speaker 1: they were, Like they're getting into it with them. They
Speaker 1: knew who they were clearly, And I have a sad
Speaker 1: story about this. There was some pushing the shop and
Speaker 1: going on, you don't put your hands on people. Oh
Speaker 1: hell no, hell no. Can you imagine him knowing that
Speaker 1: that's happening to his family in the stands. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's done. Like fans are so unruly an out of pocket.
Speaker 1: Like I actually used to get into it in the
Speaker 1: stands with our own fans, Like when WAM played for
Speaker 1: the Portland Trailblazers. It was like they knew they were
Speaker 1: sitting in the family section and if one had a
Speaker 1: bad game or something like, the fans would be like
Speaker 1: literally sitting right next to me or in front of me,
Speaker 1: trash talking one Oh my god. So after a while
Speaker 1: I'm like yo, you want to shut up? Like like
Speaker 1: I've been in the fans in the States. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it gets so like for me, I definitely had had
Speaker 1: I've had interactions with fans where I'm like, you might
Speaker 1: want to watch what you say, right because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you know where you're sitting, but you
Speaker 1: might want to watch what you say. And then it
Speaker 1: gets like, you know, and then they get all excited
Speaker 1: about that and they just keep going back and forth
Speaker 1: with you, and then because they know that they're making
Speaker 1: you mad, and they and they yeah, I um, I
Speaker 1: remember I was kind of fooling around this dude and
Speaker 1: they were in the playoffs and I was in Toronto
Speaker 1: and the other team was playing them, and I had
Speaker 1: on the color of that team and I legitimately had
Speaker 1: to run out of the auditorium because they were coming
Speaker 1: for me, and I got nervous. I was like I
Speaker 1: felt scared. Really, yes, I felt I was a little
Speaker 1: a little fear of my life. I had to run
Speaker 1: out of there. Really, the Toronto fans, the Toronto fans
Speaker 1: are coming from me. Really, the Toronto fans one playing
Speaker 1: in Toronto. Toronto fans are just really passionate for their team,
Speaker 1: have them coming for the other team, but I was
Speaker 1: wearing the color of the other other team. You I
Speaker 1: was there for the other team. They were coming when
Speaker 1: they were coming, know what I'm saying. Usually they kind
Speaker 1: of they're they're well behaved, they're they're enthusiastic, but they're
Speaker 1: well behaved. But there are some cities where the fans
Speaker 1: are just like yeah, you know, like oh my god,
Speaker 1: the Philadelphia seventy six, who stands, Look, they will boot
Speaker 1: the ship out of you. Or if you play, you
Speaker 1: play for them, Yeah, you mess up, they will boot
Speaker 1: the ship. Even the Eagles Philly. I think it's a
Speaker 1: whole other thing because this football team is crazy too.
Speaker 1: It's rough. But no, if I'm ye, that's almost like, um,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's kind of reminiscent of like when what
Speaker 1: tests when they ran in the stands. Why why are
Speaker 1: they running the stands because they threw something at them?
Speaker 1: But that was a whole brawl. Yeah, but what it
Speaker 1: what led to it was a fan being out of
Speaker 1: pocket and throwing something at a player. They were throwing chairs,
Speaker 1: they were throwing all kinds of It was out of control.
Speaker 1: So I blame all of that on the police. That
Speaker 1: didn't that allowed it to happen. They were security there
Speaker 1: and they just allowed it. Yeah, that was a whole mess.
Speaker 1: But but fans just really like I think they just
Speaker 1: they get I mean, okay, they're some them are liquored up,
Speaker 1: they get all excited, they're all you know, their emotions
Speaker 1: are in the way, and they lose sight of like
Speaker 1: this is a game, right, this is a game. You
Speaker 1: can't talk to people like that, you can't put your
Speaker 1: hands on people like like and then it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: are y'all trying to like insite a lawsuit, Like are
Speaker 1: y'all trying to provoke them so that Chris Paul can
Speaker 1: come and beat you And you're doing Chris Paul because
Speaker 1: he's rich, you know what I'm saying. It's just like
Speaker 1: it's it sucks because the only way that you can
Speaker 1: protect yourself, like as a player's family or players from
Speaker 1: the fans is to like literally be like in a
Speaker 1: suite by yourself. Like, yeah, alright, we gotta talk about
Speaker 1: our President of the United States of America's name is
Speaker 1: Joe Biden. So he put on his page a post
Speaker 1: and it says, starting today, the cost of high speed
Speaker 1: internet is fully covered for millions of eligible American families
Speaker 1: under a new Biden Harris administration initiative. I don't understand
Speaker 1: what the hell this means, Like, does this mean I
Speaker 1: don't have to pay for my WiFi and my house?
Speaker 1: No reading is fundamental? Does this mean it says? It
Speaker 1: says okay for millions of eligible Why wouldn't I be eligible?
Speaker 1: I want my WiFi free? You probably don't meet the criteria, okay, so,
Speaker 1: but so then this should not be an announcement. So
Speaker 1: who was getting free WiFi? Because people who can't word? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm my bad. Yeah, okay, you understand now, Okay, I
Speaker 1: but what you think? And you were just like I
Speaker 1: was like, WiFi for everybody, Yes, wi Fi for everybody? Really? Yes?
Speaker 1: I got excited. But then I was like, okay, so
Speaker 1: do I call my carrier? And so you want a refund?
Speaker 1: And I let them know, like how do I get
Speaker 1: on the plane? Like do you then stop charging me
Speaker 1: from my WiFi? Like I really wanted to know because
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, Okay, yeah, you missed a keywordle The word
Speaker 1: was eligible damn okay, and you're not eligible? Okay, However,
Speaker 1: I think that is amazing that's that is amazing. Everybody
Speaker 1: has free WiFi. Yes, I think that is amazing. It
Speaker 1: is very necessary. There are so many young children that
Speaker 1: are left behind, especially because of the pandemic, who had
Speaker 1: to go you know, virtual and they had issues with
Speaker 1: WiFi and all that. Like, this is amazing and I
Speaker 1: really hope that they can execute it perfectly. It's kind
Speaker 1: of like affordable healthcare. Yeah, yeah, free WiFi, but not
Speaker 1: not not Yeah, no it's not it's not like affordable
Speaker 1: health No, she said, it's not for you. It's not.
Speaker 1: Carly said, it's not for you. If I was straight
Speaker 1: up because I'm a Comcast I was straight up, I'm
Speaker 1: about to call it and be like looking because let me,
Speaker 1: I mean, give me a refund. I feel, you know,
Speaker 1: because the bill, I don't know what you're your what's
Speaker 1: your bill? So we get like so I have Verizon
Speaker 1: files and I still have a landline. You do? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: it's not even somebody do my phone away and everything
Speaker 1: we have like the full cable package. It's like I
Speaker 1: don't do all that streaming stuff. Like actually, it's so crazy.
Speaker 1: I have full cable package and I stream Netflix and
Speaker 1: Hulu people and all that well, actually I steal from
Speaker 1: my girlfriend's Hulu and her Apple TV. Really yeah, my
Speaker 1: sister gave me her Disney. I'm about to get Disney
Speaker 1: about to come out come for me. I stole my
Speaker 1: sister's Disney. Okay, but anyway, yeah, okay, And then we
Speaker 1: have um, you know one or will want will want
Speaker 1: to get like the NBA season pass or whatever. So
Speaker 1: then we add that, let's so you can watch like
Speaker 1: any immigrant give me the total bottom line me. So,
Speaker 1: my most recent bill that I just saw, which was
Speaker 1: like last week, was four and one dollars. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: my mind. Every month is it is like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're adding more stuff because you got all these
Speaker 1: but it's like, this is ridiculous. It is ridiculous. It's
Speaker 1: it's stupid, but it's like, what else are we doing
Speaker 1: here spending our money but about to get at everybody
Speaker 1: some free WiFi everybody? Okay, Now let me tell you
Speaker 1: who doesn't care about money these days. You want to
Speaker 1: know who? Um Jim Carey. He made an announcement. An
Speaker 1: announcement went like this. I thought you're gonna say, Tom Brady,
Speaker 1: Oh he got another UM contract. Did you hear about it?
Speaker 1: I mean, do you want to you want to go first? No,
Speaker 1: tell me about Tom Brady and Giselle. Tom Brady reportedly
Speaker 1: has signed a deal for after he retires with Fox
Speaker 1: Broadcasting for I'm not sure if this is accurate three
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty seven million dollars years, or it might
Speaker 1: be three seventy five. I got my numbers mixed up,
Speaker 1: but it's three hundred something like fifty seven million. I
Speaker 1: don't know how many years. I need to look that up.
Speaker 1: But when I saw that, I was like, um, Michael
Speaker 1: straighthand what you doing? Like you know, like day, that's
Speaker 1: the time. Why did I make it? The New York
Speaker 1: Post reporting the ten year deal is worth a staggering
Speaker 1: three hundred and seventy five million dollars, a number not
Speaker 1: verified by NBC News that would make Brady the highest
Speaker 1: paid commentator in sports history. That Michael Strahanda making that
Speaker 1: straight hand making Wiley handing money out like this to
Speaker 1: Tom Brady. Because he's Tom Brady. He's the he's the
Speaker 1: he's the new version of Larry Bird. No, I can't
Speaker 1: say that. Okay, I'm fanned. I'm sorry. Tom Brady is
Speaker 1: a very good quarterback. Okay, Yes, Larry Bird was a
Speaker 1: very good ballplayer. Yeah yeah, but according to Larry Bird,
Speaker 1: not met Tom Brady. Okay, Larry Bird was not the
Speaker 1: best ballplayer. Tom Brady is arguably the best quarterback that Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we get that. Zell is happy. She said, I bagged
Speaker 1: me a balla I mean bagged a ball. Now, I
Speaker 1: bagged a broadcaster three hundred and fifty seven million dollars.
Speaker 1: And don't even tell me how that negotiation went, right? Like,
Speaker 1: is this is this a thirty five year contract for
Speaker 1: ten million dollars a year? Well? Is this a three
Speaker 1: D contract for three point five million dollars? I don't
Speaker 1: know what they first offered him. Did they first offered
Speaker 1: him to fifty? And he's like, no, I want three? Right? Well,
Speaker 1: how did that negotiation go? Like what does that include? Up? Everything?
Speaker 1: We don't even know if he could string sentences together?
Speaker 1: And this man got three hundred and seventy five million dollars? Right, ship?
Speaker 1: Like what am I doing wrong? Okay? Anyway, So Jim
Speaker 1: Carey says, I am retiring because I'm happy. That's how
Speaker 1: you're talking. I have done everything that I've wanted to do.
Speaker 1: I have accomplished all that I want to accomplish. I
Speaker 1: have all the money I need and I'm going to retire.
Speaker 1: And he means it like he said this in a
Speaker 1: He said it like that. He said it like that
Speaker 1: in a video. He said in a this was um.
Speaker 1: He was doing an interview and he said, I'm done.
Speaker 1: This is something you might never hear another. Celebrities say
Speaker 1: as long as time exists. Ah, I have enough, I've
Speaker 1: done enough. I am enough. I have all the money.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine how that feels in order to say
Speaker 1: out your mouth? I have all the money I need
Speaker 1: and I don't need to do anything else ever again,
Speaker 1: ever again. I only do a damn thing but breathe, eat,
Speaker 1: everes and die. Yeah, that must be nice that I
Speaker 1: feel like, I think that's nice. But you have to wonder.
Speaker 1: I mean, so it's good to be in that position
Speaker 1: where like you don't have to do anything. So now
Speaker 1: anything that he does is because he wants to do
Speaker 1: it right. And he said that there's nothing out there
Speaker 1: that he thinks he wants to do. Oh so he
Speaker 1: just wants to lay in bed. He wants to paint,
Speaker 1: That's what he said, Yeah, fingerpaint. Okay, I'm adding fingerpaint.
Speaker 1: He says he wants to draw on canvases. He said that.
Speaker 1: He did say that he's not married, Like, who is
Speaker 1: he attached to? He's about to be married to Giselle. Okay, Jim,
Speaker 1: I'm coming for you. What did he look like when
Speaker 1: he said this? Was he was he disheveled? He looks great? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he looks as great as Jim Carrey can look. Okay,
Speaker 1: So it didn't look like he's like been just like
Speaker 1: laying on the couch eating bombom No. No, he looked
Speaker 1: of sane mind and body, and he means it. Do
Speaker 1: you know what that means? Says to me, I'm doing
Speaker 1: something wrong because I'm nowhere near ever saying you know what,
Speaker 1: I've done enough, I have enough and I'm going to
Speaker 1: just paint. What that blew my Mind's amazing? Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah that that I was like wow. But you know
Speaker 1: everyone's level of like I have enough is different, you know,
Speaker 1: because one one person might be like, oh, I have
Speaker 1: five dollars, I have enough, and then another person might
Speaker 1: be like, I have five million. That's not enough. I
Speaker 1: need I need more. Speak of billionaires. So elon Musk tweeted, okay,
Speaker 1: because you know, we're not really feeling him these days,
Speaker 1: even though if you want to drop a test off
Speaker 1: my house, I'll take it, okay. So he said, if
Speaker 1: I die under mysterious circumstances, it's been nice knowing y'all.
Speaker 1: So I've read that several times, and I said to myself,
Speaker 1: is this a cry for help? Has he been like?
Speaker 1: Have people been trying to kill him? I think he
Speaker 1: he probably thinks that he is being targeted by somebody's
Speaker 1: government and they're going to like come kill him. I
Speaker 1: feel I feel like that's what that sounds like. That
Speaker 1: sounds like some jackpower stuff. That sounds like I have
Speaker 1: this much money and now right it sounds Yeah, he's paranoid.
Speaker 1: I think that he's very clear that the backlash of
Speaker 1: the whole Twitter situation, and he's his security team probably
Speaker 1: informed him there have been several threats. Maybe yeah, maybe,
Speaker 1: and um he's like, hey, I might be out of
Speaker 1: here sometime soon. Maybe, So if I do die, it's
Speaker 1: been nice. How do you say it's been nice knowing y'all? Got?
Speaker 1: That's all he got. I have. Clearly, we don't know
Speaker 1: you ellen to be honest, So I don't know you. You
Speaker 1: You don't know me. What do you mean? It's been
Speaker 1: nice knowing y'all. I think he probably I'm thinking he
Speaker 1: thinks it's like a government hit out on him. And
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's very difficult to be uber rich and
Speaker 1: walk around to feel free. It's probably does not feel free,
Speaker 1: right and because of the control and the power that
Speaker 1: he has now from buying Twitter, you know, like they
Speaker 1: don't like that, know all that you know? I mean they,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like, yes, we have free speech,
Speaker 1: but there to a degree, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: So like, yeah, he probably thinks there's a head out
Speaker 1: on him. Listen, listen. Okay, I was thinking. I was
Speaker 1: in my private meditative moments and um, I thought about Carly,
Speaker 1: you know, quiet meditative moments occasionally. Yes, And I was
Speaker 1: thinking about Carly because we gave Carly a job to
Speaker 1: do a while ago, and I have not gotten any
Speaker 1: updates because Eminem was supposed to be our special guest
Speaker 1: on this show called reasonably Shady because he's the original
Speaker 1: slim Shady is that his name? And Carly said I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get him on to be a guest for y'all, Jill,
Speaker 1: you know Eminem the right. She said she was gonna
Speaker 1: get him, and she hasn't given us an update. I've
Speaker 1: had an updated months and I haven't said anything. I've
Speaker 1: been letting slide. But like, Eminem needs to be a
Speaker 1: guest of ours. Really, Yes, okay, so you're disappointed. I'm
Speaker 1: very disappointed, Carly. Yes, Carly, what do you got to say?
Speaker 1: I mean, I would go through several legs to, you know,
Speaker 1: get what we need. I just want to update. I
Speaker 1: don't ask for much. I just want to Eminem update
Speaker 1: because he should be. I guess who do I have
Speaker 1: to sleep with? Yes, Carly, figure out who you need
Speaker 1: to sleep with in order to get this done. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, I was watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, they premiered a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Drew and Say are sharing an assistant. Oh that's so funny, hilarious. Right,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I can't there's going to be
Speaker 1: fallout sharing the assistant. What the fallout is? Yet? I
Speaker 1: think somebody didn't pay the assistant might be shy, I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not quite sure. But when when I found
Speaker 1: out they were sharing an assistant. I was like, holy crap,
Speaker 1: that's funny. Carly. Have you flown to it? Lance? Are
Speaker 1: you cheating on us? Did they show the assistance? Yes,
Speaker 1: they did. They did, and he's no Carly, it's a guy.
Speaker 1: It is a guy. He's no Carly. But Carly, did
Speaker 1: you come up with this idea? Because you talked to assistance?
Speaker 1: I'll talk to each other like how did me and
Speaker 1: Rob and figure out we need to share you? They're
Speaker 1: a different caliber of assistance. Oh okay, I met the assistant.
Speaker 1: She's an executive assistance. Okay. So a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I was in um Miami and I stayed by myself
Speaker 1: later in Miami anyway, so when I checked it, when
Speaker 1: I checked into the hotel, they were like, oh ms, Brian,
Speaker 1: we want you to know that we're going to have
Speaker 1: a happy hour from four to six. So I was like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: They're like as an ice cream happy hour. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell does that mean? I was like, is
Speaker 1: this like? Because you know, I remember my kids they
Speaker 1: have ice cream parties? Right Like? I was like, are
Speaker 1: you inviting me to a kid party? So they were
Speaker 1: like no, it's a liquor infused ice cream party. I said, only, shit,
Speaker 1: this is right up my alley. So that gate led
Speaker 1: me to think that, or not let me to think.
Speaker 1: But the other day I was reading something and Bailey's
Speaker 1: is now coming out with an ice cream. How exciting
Speaker 1: is this Bailey's infused ice cream? Okay? Where are they
Speaker 1: selling it? Oh? I guess they have to get maybe
Speaker 1: like small freezers for the liquor store, because the liquor
Speaker 1: store doesn't carry free like doesn't naturally have a freezer.
Speaker 1: So maybe they have to like ship their own little freezers.
Speaker 1: Or is it enough liquor that like you couldn't carry
Speaker 1: it at your grocery store because this maybe it's like
Speaker 1: not that. Maybe there's like a law, so can they Okay?
Speaker 1: So like what if it's like five alcohol content, I'm
Speaker 1: buying it, You're buying it? Yes, okay, but can they
Speaker 1: sell that in the grocery store? So, but you know
Speaker 1: there's other so just for um, you know, clarity sake,
Speaker 1: In Maryland, you cannot the grocery stores and Target and
Speaker 1: Walmart cannot sell liquor, right, but other stores can Virginia
Speaker 1: other states, Yeah, other states can. So for people who
Speaker 1: are like, you know, what's the problem. Yes, here they
Speaker 1: cannot sell liquor alcohol whatsoever in the grocery store. So
Speaker 1: are you here for this? I'm here for a Bailey's
Speaker 1: I am ice cream party. I am. That sounds amazing.
Speaker 1: There's a store in New York in the meatpacking district
Speaker 1: that sells liquor infused ice cream and it's so good. Really, yes,
Speaker 1: I need to remember the name. Yes, and it's so
Speaker 1: amazing because it's so good. I'm going to the NYC,
Speaker 1: so I do want to talk. This has been a
Speaker 1: bit of a minute, but it's a pending case. So
Speaker 1: Ghanna and young Thug have been brought up on RICO charge.
Speaker 1: That's like big, right, So I didn't know just found
Speaker 1: out what this case that rico charges came about because
Speaker 1: of the ab or like the RICO system, right, because
Speaker 1: they wanted to get everybody, and so in order to
Speaker 1: get everybody, they had to come up with a way
Speaker 1: to get people that were associated with right. So now
Speaker 1: they figured out how to do how to take the
Speaker 1: RICO and apply it to gangs. Okay, okay, so forget
Speaker 1: the mob going after the gangs now, so now gonna
Speaker 1: if you have a name like Gunna. You know your
Speaker 1: days a number? Your name is gonna. And if you're
Speaker 1: young thug, is it young thug? A little thug? Young?
Speaker 1: If it's young thug, we we we know your days
Speaker 1: a number two. Y'all got to come up with better
Speaker 1: rat names. Let's just start. They're pretty much telling the authorities. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: based on my name, might want to pay attention to Yes,
Speaker 1: so they okay, so one of them, one of them.
Speaker 1: This was genius. This is why I'm talking about. This
Speaker 1: is genius. I think it was young thug. His maid
Speaker 1: was a federal agent. What he had a maid in
Speaker 1: his house for two years? She was a federal agent.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I didn't hear that. Wait did I did
Speaker 1: you make that up? I promised you Please tell me
Speaker 1: you did not make that up. I didn't make it up.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a movie. I want to go No,
Speaker 1: I didn't make it up. This is this is just
Speaker 1: so can you imagine they're like real? I feel like
Speaker 1: they don't reveal their sources, Like, well, I know now
Speaker 1: that everything is coming out because it is like a
Speaker 1: fifty plus page document, So they probably like put that
Speaker 1: in there because they have to sight the witnesses, right
Speaker 1: and all that and all that. Yeah, okay, let's be clear.
Speaker 1: These guys are going down. They were being followed for
Speaker 1: eight years, so so like once the federal government spend
Speaker 1: that kind of time and money and energy on youah,
Speaker 1: they got you. They got you. It's a rap. Do
Speaker 1: you know their music? Okay I cannot sight? Oh no
Speaker 1: I do. I do know a Gunna song pushing Pushing?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that one s P Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 1: about young Thug. Yeah, I don't know either, but oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh damn yes, So this is um pushing prison there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was racking my brain googling and ship like weeks
Speaker 1: ago and that song came out months ago, Like what
Speaker 1: the hell is pe? Like? What is PE mean? Prison listen?
Speaker 1: Pushing present? But it speaks to like you have to
Speaker 1: you know, they always say watch the company that you keep,
Speaker 1: and this is like for real, like watch the company
Speaker 1: that you keep. You can't eat. And I mean they're extremes,
Speaker 1: but even with like girlfriends, you can't be around people
Speaker 1: that can get you into trouble. Yeah, but I feel like,
Speaker 1: I mean, those guys, it's like when they get it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: they probably were in the game before they were rappers,
Speaker 1: and I think it's very hard to get out, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean I think they probably want to get out.
Speaker 1: They probably wanted to get out, but then it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, you're like stuck, and then your people are
Speaker 1: looking at you like, oh, you made it big and
Speaker 1: who you think you are? No, you're not going anywhere,
Speaker 1: Like it's like a cycle. And it's unfortunate because clearly
Speaker 1: they had a future ahead of them in the music business.
Speaker 1: And it's like, damn, like we all know where the
Speaker 1: story goes. It sucks. Oh, it's it's horrible, but you know,
Speaker 1: it's a lesson to be learned with the young folks
Speaker 1: and be careful what cars you get into, because apparently
Speaker 1: young Thug one and I did hear this, like that
Speaker 1: that a car that belonged to him. Well, there was
Speaker 1: a dead body associated to that car. So like, be
Speaker 1: careful the cars you get into. Little girls out here,
Speaker 1: like be careful, like the dates you go on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but how are you supposed to know? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I need a background check, Like how are they supposed
Speaker 1: to know? I don't know? Because I mean, honestly, if
Speaker 1: I was if I was a young lady, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: look at this rapper. You know, they say he's a
Speaker 1: gangster or whatever. No, I won't even say, like, oh,
Speaker 1: look at this rapper, like he's he's got to be
Speaker 1: above board because he doesn't want to lose lose his
Speaker 1: rap career and go to jail for some stupid stuff.
Speaker 1: Like I wouldn't even think that they were doing stupid stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the stupid stuff follows you unfortunately. Yeah. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: So we've been trying to talk about this. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I kind of wish I took criminal justice in in
Speaker 1: college because I would love to be somebody's made as
Speaker 1: a federal agent. Like that's I mean, but first of all, Robin,
Speaker 1: you can don't look like a made. Not that not
Speaker 1: that was very bad because like what a maize look like.
Speaker 1: But like Robin Dixon ding donging on your door, like
Speaker 1: can I be your maid? That that would go last, Okay,
Speaker 1: that would be something else, But like that was that
Speaker 1: would be so fun to like work undercover and and
Speaker 1: like get all up until and you're cleaning. Imagine this,
Speaker 1: you're clean, so you know, we're like little papers are
Speaker 1: stuff written down, you're dropping like the little listening devices
Speaker 1: and stuffy you imagine listen, my maybeen with me. Just
Speaker 1: just see y'all are very glair. Martha's been with me
Speaker 1: for like twenty five years. Let me tell you she's
Speaker 1: gonna stay with me. She has she knows too much
Speaker 1: information to your mine. Are familiar with my roads. They're comfortable.
Speaker 1: So yes, we like family, but I can't get rid
Speaker 1: of mine because she's got too much information. So if
Speaker 1: she wants a raise, I give it to her. Now. Listen,
Speaker 1: we've been trying to talk about this for like four weeks, okay,
Speaker 1: and we've we've been we every week we forget to
Speaker 1: talk about it. Oh yeah, what's up? How many tabs
Speaker 1: do you have open on your phone browser? Robin? Right now? Like,
Speaker 1: don't try to like okay, so like on safari, right
Speaker 1: on Safari when I go, okay, take a guess how
Speaker 1: many you think I have open? Okay? I say seven
Speaker 1: hundred forty two? Tell you what that was a bad gass?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I see your Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought I had a lot. I have seventy two open?
Speaker 1: Is that a lot? Is seventy two a lot? Curly?
Speaker 1: Is that a lot? Yeah? What do you have, Carly?
Speaker 1: Because I see how many Gaselle has mine now that
Speaker 1: you have seventy, because I thought you would have way
Speaker 1: more four hundred and thirty and Gaselle, I could see
Speaker 1: your phone I have what the hell? Yeah, so what
Speaker 1: does this mean? That means you, first of all, if
Speaker 1: your phone is slow and like, you know, the like
Speaker 1: you have no memory or whatever, that's why. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you have every So every freaking website you've visited is
Speaker 1: like open on your phone, so I just clear it.
Speaker 1: You need to just go through and click them off.
Speaker 1: So I thought I was ridiculous. My children were like
Speaker 1: because so I only my children brought it to my
Speaker 1: attention because they were on my phone and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Mom, you got seventy two taps open.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. And then my son Carter was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Gigi has like two hundred and seventy opens. Well, how
Speaker 1: about they know they're all up in her phone? I
Speaker 1: mean I guess I don't know. They must have used it, okay,
Speaker 1: So like look at you, No, don't go delete, and
Speaker 1: now I'm deleting what I'm over here, But what do
Speaker 1: you have opened? Like? Okay, so I have gold Belly
Speaker 1: because I ordered from them alive. Okay. I have every
Speaker 1: restaurant like Fish Taco, Connoli Cakes, I have Clear Clear
Speaker 1: Oh that's my doctor's office. Um. I have the Washington Wizards.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I looked at that. I have
Speaker 1: some pizza place. I mean, I got a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 1: So why don't you close it when you're done with it?
Speaker 1: I don't know how to do that. I don't think
Speaker 1: what you see these exes? The hell let's see your phone? Okay,
Speaker 1: so just X, Yes you see those exes. Okay, So
Speaker 1: but I never go back to X. I never go
Speaker 1: back to like close yeah wow, okay five. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Like so for me, I keep mind open if it's
Speaker 1: something that I want to go back to CVS like yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't need that. I mean, this is just stupid
Speaker 1: and it's probably like web multiple times. Like it's just
Speaker 1: every time you go you open the Internet and you
Speaker 1: can go to a website and you're not closing it. Okay,
Speaker 1: so just hurting my phone, I believe so or my brain,
Speaker 1: not my brain, not your brain. But I would think
Speaker 1: as I would actually think as a virgo, this would
Speaker 1: hurt your brain because y'all are like very like like
Speaker 1: neat and structured and like I would think this would
Speaker 1: not be okay for you. But now that I know that,
Speaker 1: you should go and click the X and take it away.
Speaker 1: I'm going to do that. Or like I literally if
Speaker 1: someone like got a hold of your phone, they can
Speaker 1: be like, let me see what is hot does on
Speaker 1: the internet. Okay, so right there, No, I can't do that. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: not that anybody would be in my phone. I have
Speaker 1: stuff open that I need to like go circle back to.
Speaker 1: So like I have a website for like custom boxes,
Speaker 1: like for my business, like if I wanted to put
Speaker 1: my logo on a box. Um, I got some vitamins
Speaker 1: I want to go back to I got um. Actually,
Speaker 1: this is something you sent me? Is that I never watched? Yes,
Speaker 1: the ninth the wire critics aren't the ones who count.
Speaker 1: I never looked at that. But but I have it
Speaker 1: opened because I plan to look at it. Right, okay, right? Sure?
Speaker 1: When did I send you that? Howd your years ago?
Speaker 1: A long time ago? Okay? I still I have um,
Speaker 1: like a Neon sign website open because I want to
Speaker 1: buy some Neon signs for my kids and I want
Speaker 1: to buy reasonably shading neon sign. I have articles that
Speaker 1: I plan to go back and read open. You're not
Speaker 1: going to read them, I am, like I will. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go out so like okay, um Business Insider ten Williams,
Speaker 1: ten women who built companies on social media and book
Speaker 1: thousands and revenues, share their advice for growing a business,
Speaker 1: like I like reading stuf like that. Okay, you know
Speaker 1: what when I just saw tickets her concerts canceled canceled,
Speaker 1: and just I wasn't buying those, but I but I was.
Speaker 1: I thought I was. I went checked, I googled snake
Speaker 1: plant because I want to buy a snake plant and
Speaker 1: put it somewhere in my heart. What's a snake plant? These?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have some of those. I have actually
Speaker 1: have a fake one of those. Oh yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but it looks real, y'all. Don't be talking about my plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, your plants look good. Yeah? What else?
Speaker 1: I mean? I just have like kettle bell racking rack
Speaker 1: from my kettle bells. Okay, I mean tons of articles,
Speaker 1: tons of shopping websites. Okay, I have I've just seen
Speaker 1: three different tabs to buy adele tickets. This is pathetic.
Speaker 1: This is pathetic. Okay, So I wonder, like what does
Speaker 1: that say? Like there should be an article what what
Speaker 1: how many tabs you have opened on your browser? Says
Speaker 1: this about your personality? Or if you're a person like
Speaker 1: you that just like kind of cleans it out as
Speaker 1: you go, then what kind of personality is that? Right?
Speaker 1: And one, so one cannot stand having like any like
Speaker 1: he probably has zero taps open. He probably has zero
Speaker 1: unread emails because not that he read him, because he
Speaker 1: deleted them all because because he doesn't. He wants everything
Speaker 1: to be like clean, clean and empty. Yes, And then
Speaker 1: he'll even delete text messages, so like I can go
Speaker 1: back to text messages from like twenty years ago. But
Speaker 1: you know, so however long I've had this phone number
Speaker 1: of this phone, I can pull out my text messages,
Speaker 1: but he he'll be like, I don't know. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about something. I'm like, well, Dan, y'all texts about that
Speaker 1: and he's like yeah, but I deleted it, and he
Speaker 1: like deletes everything. Okay, So I have an ex husband.
Speaker 1: His name is Jamal Bryan. One of the things that
Speaker 1: angers me is out if we text each other, he
Speaker 1: deletes it. So he'll he's asked me, asked me? How
Speaker 1: many times he's asked me for my address? Five thousand.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I've Texas to you looking at like
Speaker 1: go scroll through. He's like, just sell for security reasons,
Speaker 1: I think I should delete things. No, but you're annoying
Speaker 1: the crap out of me giving you my address. Already
Speaker 1: put it somewhere else, right, So maybe Jamal and Waa
Speaker 1: needs to get together. When is his birthday? Um, he's
Speaker 1: made twenty one. I don't know whether that's like a tourist.
Speaker 1: I think no, No, that two different people. Yeah that's Jamal?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, but no, but yeah, it's so weird.
Speaker 1: It's like everyone has different different I thought I was
Speaker 1: overdoing it with seventy two, but you really are. I
Speaker 1: have five hundred. I need to clear it out. So
Speaker 1: do you close your all your apps and stuff on
Speaker 1: your phone? At least? Yeah? I do that. You swipe
Speaker 1: those up? Yes, because I thought that was the only
Speaker 1: thing that was taking out my battery. Yeah, five websites open?
Speaker 1: Probably you guys. Pray for me, Okay, pray for me,
Speaker 1: all right, We're getting out of here. Guys. We love
Speaker 1: y'all so much. We thank you so much for listening
Speaker 1: to us week after week. You know, when you live
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