Speaker 1: Dude, I met. I met Blake's wife. She's real, she's
Speaker 1: a real person. Yeah, what we had Blake didn't meet
Speaker 1: her majesty. He met a woman I'm I paid to
Speaker 1: play the role of her majesty.
Speaker 2: She's goods. Yeah, well, the n y U, the students,
Speaker 2: they are good actors, they're great. Can we talk about
Speaker 2: Tish's Tish?
Speaker 3: I called her.
Speaker 1: And this is my wife, Tish of performing Arts.
Speaker 3: That's weird, do you do you don't?
Speaker 2: You don't say her majesty's name on the on the show, right, Miles, Okay,
Speaker 2: that's good.
Speaker 1: Just Tish, just I call her Tish now she's if anything,
Speaker 1: she'll be known as Tish from the dish was great.
Speaker 2: We did get dinner, drinks, dinner and drinks with Miles,
Speaker 2: and then we had had some sticks and a chicken meatball.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that makes a dinner. But no,
Speaker 2: I shouldn't. I shouldn't tell this story. Never mind, I shouldn't.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't tell it. No, it was just that, by
Speaker 2: the way, I edit this out obviously, and it was
Speaker 2: the cold open. But Miles, by the way, we had
Speaker 2: a great time. It was great meeting Tish and thank
Speaker 2: you for hanging out. But Miles was doing this thing
Speaker 2: where he was yelling. So he would go to order
Speaker 2: a drink and he'd yell top shelf, top shelf, over
Speaker 2: and over again, and then switch it around his mouth
Speaker 2: and spit it on the ground, and then yelled top shelf,
Speaker 2: top shelf. And when the check came, I thought we
Speaker 2: were going to split it. And he grabbed my wrist
Speaker 2: and I said, you're hurting me, and he goes, I pay,
Speaker 2: you don't have what I have. And then and then
Speaker 2: and I said stay in your lane. He said staying,
Speaker 2: stay in your lane. And you said your home's mine now.
Speaker 2: And then you daddy. You said your daddy. And then
Speaker 2: you didn't tip. You said I don't have to. When
Speaker 2: I asked you about it.
Speaker 3: You had to sneak back and do the tip. And
Speaker 3: he got really mad.
Speaker 1: And I came back and said, oh, that woman didn't
Speaker 1: pay you, Julia.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 1: Wow, she must be real cheap because I thought the
Speaker 1: service was great. Anyway, I gotta go, baby, I gotta
Speaker 1: head out. You did stroll out barefoot, you left your.
Speaker 3: Shoes, and I'm glad this is all being cut out.
Speaker 3: I ran out of my Isralia revealing too much about
Speaker 3: what Miles is actually like off Mike. Yeah, Hello the Internet,
Speaker 3: and welcome to season three sixty one, episode two of
Speaker 3: Turny's I Got It. Ye Oh my god. Sorry, you're
Speaker 3: in the big city. It's coming over me. It came
Speaker 3: over me. He's a wild man in the big jungle. Hey, Miles.
Speaker 3: First of all, I just want to say, welcome to
Speaker 3: the jungle.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've get to see the funding games. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like you're lying about that. You just have you
Speaker 1: hear you can throw this aluminum can into this recycling bit.
Speaker 1: Miles did walk into the studio. Miles and I are
Speaker 1: both in New York City.
Speaker 3: He walked into the studio with a little piece of
Speaker 3: hay in the corner of his mouth, just fresh off
Speaker 3: the bus YEP with my bendlestick.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I said, you fellas nowhere the recorded.
Speaker 3: This is a production of iHeartRadio. We are America's only
Speaker 3: undecided podcast. We just don't know, although I'll tell you
Speaker 3: that McDonald's stunt cleared a couple of things up for me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I still want to know. I tell you what.
Speaker 1: Arnold Palmer's penis was big or small? They said it
Speaker 1: was more specific. Yeah, if you want my vote, Donald,
Speaker 1: come with the details, come with the tea.
Speaker 3: Anyways, this is a podcast where we take a deep
Speaker 3: dive into America's share consciousness. That it's Wednesday, October twenty third,
Speaker 3: twenty twenty four. Where does that put us?
Speaker 4: Oh, it's National Horror Movie Day, Our National Boston Boston
Speaker 4: Cream Pie Day. Pow. It's swallows depart from Oh, the
Speaker 4: the swallows from of Capistrano.
Speaker 1: They depart today. It's also a National mold Day. That's
Speaker 1: Alva Godro's number. I am not about math, so I
Speaker 1: don't know about that. National TV Talk Show host Day
Speaker 1: will never be those jack iPod Day. I used to
Speaker 1: have those. And Medical Assistants Recognition Day, shout out medical
Speaker 1: assistants for which our medical professionals would not be assisted properly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really good point, Miles. Yeah, my name's Jack O'Brien. Aka,
Speaker 3: Hey little girl, it's election Day. Go work at the polls,
Speaker 3: cause it'll look good on your resume. Free pizza. That
Speaker 3: one courtesy of brad Am on the Discord, based on
Speaker 3: the fact that, in the face of the rights plan
Speaker 3: to send armed militias to the polls, the bureaucrats working
Speaker 3: for the bureaucracy that we're all like voting to protect
Speaker 3: in this election have decided to use child labor, child
Speaker 3: volunteer high school students being paid with pizza in some cases.
Speaker 3: Shout out to brad Am for letting me do a
Speaker 3: little Springsteen the Boss, but I just found out about him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: my Miles is in New Jersey this weekend. They like
Speaker 3: this guy. Hey, if you're gonna work for somebody. Anyways,
Speaker 3: I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,
Speaker 3: mister Miles.
Speaker 1: Great, Miles Great, AKA the trees are alive.
Speaker 4: And fish are artistic.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Halsion Salad because yeah, the birds they talk,
Speaker 1: they're communicating. The birds are doing works of art. Some
Speaker 1: might say sacred geometry.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah, and that is this podcast cann mostly
Speaker 3: be about sacred geometry, because we are, of course thrilled
Speaker 3: to be joined in our third seat by a brilliant comedian, writer,
Speaker 3: actor geometrician.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, what the what do you call it?
Speaker 3: I guess it's like not a profession.
Speaker 1: What is it? I mean, it's is it like terryology?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, okay, Anyways, he's brought you comedy albums such
Speaker 3: as the Blake album Stuffed Boy, Laugh from the Pandemic.
Speaker 3: His newest special, Daddy Long Legs disgusting, very funny special,
Speaker 3: just a gross name, which you can go watch right
Speaker 3: now on YouTube. Telling TDZ sent you in the comments,
Speaker 3: but like, be be nice, it'd be nice about it.
Speaker 3: He's the coiner of the disgusting phrase plumpers to describe
Speaker 3: his legs. Yes, his juicy philly above the knees, steaks.
Speaker 3: Please welcome, the hilarious, the chaotic, the riding a recumbent
Speaker 3: bicycle in short shorts. It's Blake wex Line.
Speaker 4: This is Blake Wexler, the King of New York.
Speaker 2: Aka Hi, Hi mister Jackie O'Brien, new lord of the
Speaker 2: discord for the Daily Zude Guy filling the void as
Speaker 2: Miles's family grows in size, singing plumpers is the name
Speaker 2: of my thighs?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, plumpers is the name.
Speaker 3: Of my thighs.
Speaker 2: That was from Fashionable Dinosaur from I think I guess
Speaker 2: when Miles took us sabbatical, right, yeah, wow, maybe a
Speaker 2: year ago, Yeah, February of twenty twenty three. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: that was people know that of my my.
Speaker 3: Birth era.
Speaker 4: When he came into consciousness. Blake, you're so good seeing
Speaker 4: you in person.
Speaker 3: Is the name of your thighs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, fashionable dinosaur. I don't know if I said that,
Speaker 2: but yeah, no, I we we talked about in the opening.
Speaker 2: But Miles and I did see each other in person,
Speaker 2: and I got to meet her majesty. He got to
Speaker 2: meet my magin's my magic imagined, my magine, my imaginary. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we had Yeah, it was it was fun. It was
Speaker 2: really really nice and easy, you know, like we had
Speaker 2: never I had never met we had never met each
Speaker 2: other's spouses before, and yeah, it was just an easy
Speaker 2: fun Yeah, really funny.
Speaker 1: I feel like we could be going on cruises together,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's the next step. Yeah, yeah, and yeah, I would
Speaker 2: love Where would you want to go? I want a
Speaker 2: cold weather cruise if that's okay with you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine. Fine, that's a cold weather King. Yeah
Speaker 3: we'll go. I'll just I won't go, but I'll tell
Speaker 3: you facts about Miles. You know, the cold weather King.
Speaker 3: That's a great pick for him, Blake, you could do Scandinavia. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I like this for you too, But then I don't
Speaker 3: get invited to the meet up, that's cool. And then
Speaker 3: when there's a chance for us to hang out in person,
Speaker 3: because we are recording this in New York City, Blake
Speaker 3: is just just across the river, Blake ditches out. Well,
Speaker 3: there's a chance for all three of us to get Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was that was the person fucked up. I asked.
Speaker 1: I looked you in your eyes and said, will you
Speaker 1: be here in person? I said, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: love to.
Speaker 4: And then I get it. Well, you know, I don't
Speaker 4: know if I can do this.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well when you ask me things when I'm drunk,
Speaker 2: I don't often follow up, so I'm the same.
Speaker 4: I'm making plans for like, oh man, we should get
Speaker 4: breakfast tomorrow, so I'm not at breakfast.
Speaker 2: You know, I would love to. I'm glad we saw
Speaker 2: each other, Jack. I think the reason why I didn't
Speaker 2: go over there is because you and I have this
Speaker 2: almost an incredible history at this point of being in
Speaker 2: the same area and not seeing one another, so almost
Speaker 2: like predestined.
Speaker 3: We've done an ocean city, We've done it in Florida.
Speaker 3: We've done it in Florida, and now two places my
Speaker 3: parents are. Yeah, so where next? I don't know we should. Yeah,
Speaker 3: well we'll pick a cruise to go on and not
Speaker 3: see each other. Just get your ship's pass. I'll be
Speaker 3: raft at this point, but you be whatever. The opposite
Speaker 3: of AFT is star Wars my friend. Yeah, but anyways,
Speaker 3: it's true, right what I told you, Blake, Miles hits
Speaker 3: different in person.
Speaker 2: Right, I was hits different because had really Yeah, they
Speaker 2: make contact. That's it's It's funny. I ended up getting
Speaker 2: like the sniffles a little bit, and I had to
Speaker 2: take a Clareton because he has that dog in him.
Speaker 3: Like you told me before, I said, watch out for
Speaker 3: that dog allergy. This guy's got the hell.
Speaker 4: It's actually terrible Dandrus. Yeah, I wish it was the
Speaker 4: dog in me. It's scalp in me.
Speaker 3: All right, Blake, we're gonna get to know you a
Speaker 3: little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell
Speaker 3: listeners a couple of things we're talking about today. The
Speaker 3: two winners of the Musk Millions bribe athon apparently already
Speaker 3: voted mm, so I don't know how well that works
Speaker 3: for him. Theoretically, we're gonna talk about the two heroes
Speaker 3: of the right, the two anti abortion guys that heckled
Speaker 3: Kamala Harris and are like and I lived to tell
Speaker 3: the tale. They're gonna like, have one of those survived.
Speaker 3: I survived a Kamala.
Speaker 4: Rally by by screaming Yeah.
Speaker 3: We'll check in with the Polar Coaster and also the
Speaker 3: polymarket election betting markets. I don't know if people are
Speaker 3: up on these, but they're all saying Trump's gonna win
Speaker 3: in a landslide. It's all very depressing out there. By
Speaker 3: the way, if you like pay attention to polls, it's uh,
Speaker 3: don't need them, don't need them. All I need is
Speaker 3: James Carvel telling me. He say he's still so Kamala
Speaker 3: swamp cat and she gonna catch that bog rat.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: Every time you got swamp cat with a bog rat,
Speaker 3: you see you got trouble. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, Uh so
Speaker 3: we'll talk about just all the people who are watching
Speaker 3: the election worrying. I am worrying. I'll tell you what
Speaker 3: is keeping me sane? All that plenty more. But first,
Speaker 3: Blake Wexler, we do like to ask our guests, and
Speaker 3: you know this about us, what is something from your
Speaker 3: search history that is revealing.
Speaker 2: About who you are on Saturday, the day as it
Speaker 2: will be forever known going forward. The day after I
Speaker 2: saw Miles. Oh yeah, I plus one D Day plus one,
Speaker 2: and they don't give plus ones for D Day. I
Speaker 2: noticed whenever I go to Normandy, they just make you
Speaker 2: go solo. But I had to google Patch bike Tube
Speaker 2: because I fucked up a day. I fucked up my
Speaker 2: Saturday in a way that I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 2: if I should be allowed to make a decision ever again.
Speaker 2: And I drove to New Brunswick, which is like forty
Speaker 2: five minutes away, which is a shithole, but they have
Speaker 2: a great beautiful bike path that goes along like the
Speaker 2: Raritan Delaware River. So drove my bike out there. Didn't
Speaker 2: realize a Rutgers game was going on. Home game, so
Speaker 2: I was driving into football traffic like right when the
Speaker 2: game was right before. So already fucked myself. And then
Speaker 2: I get to the I couldn't park. I finally park
Speaker 2: right across. It was right next to the stadium. And
Speaker 2: then two like three miles into the ride, I hit
Speaker 2: a rock at a speed that was crazy and just
Speaker 2: blew my just blew up my front tire and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know how to fix this, and I was
Speaker 2: like trying to get an uber to take me back
Speaker 2: to my car, but there were search prices because yeah,
Speaker 2: so I was getting so I was cheap.
Speaker 3: Bankrupted yourself taking a bike ride?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bankrupted myself. So I ended up just sitting
Speaker 2: and looking up how to change a tire and then
Speaker 2: I patched it. I figured it out after like an hour,
Speaker 2: and then it like popped again. So I had to
Speaker 2: walk three miles and like my tiny little outfit all
Speaker 2: the way back to my car through this weird part bike.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have on social media.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah it was, and it was real. It was
Speaker 2: one of the more revealing ones.
Speaker 1: That I and you were wearing, one that says Saint
Speaker 1: John's on it, so you were really getting smoked to.
Speaker 2: I was really Yeah, I was wearing a Chris Mullen
Speaker 2: jersey and a Saint John's bottoms saying on the left
Speaker 2: ask cheek John's j w n R Saint Jomes.
Speaker 4: Wait, did you have a so you had like a
Speaker 4: patch kit on you?
Speaker 2: I had patches and then I had to like, it's
Speaker 2: so inside the tire, there's a tube and a tire,
Speaker 2: so the tube is what you inflate if you have
Speaker 2: that type of tire. It's like a little like a
Speaker 2: mini tire. I guess, yeah, and that's what had the
Speaker 2: holes in it. So I covered the holes and I
Speaker 2: was able to be like, oh, I fixed it, and
Speaker 2: then I didn't. I apparently I hit that rock so
Speaker 2: hard it was not fixed. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3: Thought that was only children's bikes, but that's okay if
Speaker 3: you ride children's Wow, I.
Speaker 2: Feel my bike has three wheels on it. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: tricycle Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: But it does feel like they need to start making
Speaker 3: bikes specifically to deal with the speed at which you
Speaker 3: ride that thing with those plumpers, like it would it
Speaker 3: be safe to say that, like, bike companies should probably
Speaker 3: just start like change their approach when it comes to
Speaker 3: how you ride that thing. Thank you.
Speaker 2: So I've reached out to Ford every day for the
Speaker 2: past three years trying to get them to make me
Speaker 2: a bike, a Ford bicycle, and they won't do it.
Speaker 2: So Chevy, Yeah, and it has to be American made.
Speaker 2: If it's not, I'm not going to fucking ride it.
Speaker 3: You know this.
Speaker 2: So Mazda ear muffs the other ones I only I
Speaker 2: can only name Mazda as an international cars so hummer up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I won't ask what kind of car you
Speaker 1: drive in your personal life because I don't want to
Speaker 1: ruin the brand image.
Speaker 3: But yeah, no, no, no, no, no it is it's a
Speaker 3: Super U Bronco.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a super Yeah, super Silverado, the.
Speaker 3: Silver Blake. What's something he thinks? Underrated neighbors? I underrated neighbors.
Speaker 4: I always saw them as an adversary, you know, as like,
Speaker 4: oh they're loud, annoying, dirty, ugly. But I now have
Speaker 4: good looking, helpful neighbors. Wow, And it's changed everything. Like
Speaker 4: if you have a package come in, you can send
Speaker 4: them a text. You know, Hey, this is gonna get
Speaker 4: stolen in point five seconds, can you please bring you inside?
Speaker 4: And you know, if you leave our dog he starts like,
Speaker 4: oh hey, your dog's freaking out or whatever, Like they
Speaker 4: can do that. It's a fantastic. It is a huge
Speaker 4: stress reliever. So it's if you have the right neighbors,
Speaker 4: it really does make your life a whole a whole
Speaker 4: lot easier.
Speaker 3: Blake, did you steal? You're underrated from the seth Rogan
Speaker 3: film neighbors.
Speaker 2: So not just the underrated, my whole vibe so I have.
Speaker 3: Liked Neighbors and I've really come around on them. At
Speaker 3: first I hated them, but now I love And then
Speaker 3: I watch I'm assuming an R rated movie.
Speaker 2: I watch his PG Seth Rogan's first PG rated movie,
Speaker 2: and I loved it.
Speaker 3: Neighbors. Neighbors is good. What's what's something you think is overrated? Oh?
Speaker 2: This, I guess this kind of has to do with
Speaker 2: what I was just talking about, Like getting things delivered
Speaker 2: all the time, sometimes it's better just to pick it
Speaker 2: up in the store. Yeah, there's packaging waste obviously, which is,
Speaker 2: let's be honest, not something I'm gonna do anything about,
Speaker 2: but like you know, packages get stolen. And but also
Speaker 2: I try to pharmacy. Like so there's this pharmacy called
Speaker 2: Capsule where it's like a digital only pharm It's a
Speaker 2: digital pharmacy that like delivers to you. It's like in
Speaker 2: New York and they're like, oh, we'll drop off your
Speaker 2: medication between noon and four, and someone needs the sign
Speaker 2: for it, which I guess I kind of get. But
Speaker 2: I can't just be around from New to New to four.
Speaker 2: And also I need like it's not like, oh I'm
Speaker 2: going to lose my mind if I don't have it
Speaker 2: or or my you know, my plumps.
Speaker 3: Are going to fall off.
Speaker 2: But it's something I do need, so it's yeah, if
Speaker 2: you just go pick it up. I don't think that
Speaker 2: needs to be for someone now if you have, you know,
Speaker 2: mobility issues, I would imagine having medicine delivered is fantastic,
Speaker 2: but not if you're a fucking guy about town and
Speaker 2: your bike, if you're three wheeler and a single it.
Speaker 1: I think just I'm just generally like I think I
Speaker 1: miss going to the store. There was an excitement about
Speaker 1: being like, oh, I'm going to go do this thing,
Speaker 1: and like online shopping is like ruined that to the
Speaker 1: point where like I just don't even care about it.
Speaker 1: I just like to see things in person a lot
Speaker 1: of the time. So hm, I'm old, you know that's
Speaker 1: how I look at it, big story, and I don't
Speaker 1: have like I don't like doing that thing like Her
Speaker 1: Majesty will do that ship where she's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know if this shoe is gonna fit, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'll order three sizes.
Speaker 4: Of it and then return it and then just get
Speaker 4: my money back. And I'm like, oh fuck that, I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna charge. I'm gonna do it three times. No no, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no.
Speaker 3: I'll go to the store. That's me. Yeah, shoe shopping
Speaker 3: and not yeah with the sizes or like any close
Speaker 3: shopping online seems oh yeah, but yeah, it's it's wild
Speaker 3: because also you could just like go and figure out
Speaker 3: how it fits in a store. Has put like I
Speaker 3: feel like it's more work in the end because you're like,
Speaker 3: haavy to go to the mail place to drop it off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, And I have to give on like
Speaker 1: things I have to return.
Speaker 4: I've like a part of my closet that's just the
Speaker 4: like the City of Lost Orders where yeah, these these
Speaker 4: pants are too tight, and I also can't be bothered
Speaker 4: to put them in a fucking envelope.
Speaker 3: So I guess I'm like, guess to starve myself and
Speaker 3: not walk for three months, or maybe I'll give it
Speaker 3: to a friend when they like I don't like, I
Speaker 3: have like a weird hypothetical friend in my mind who's like,
Speaker 3: they're going to fit this. Yeah, yeah they don't.
Speaker 2: I have that real, that real friend. His name's Eddie Finn.
Speaker 2: He's a commediate in Philadelphia, and he's like, I'm like
Speaker 2: oh I can. It's I was a little bit behind,
Speaker 2: like aging my body aging. So I'm like, I can
Speaker 2: still wear like a slim fit medium, I can't. So
Speaker 2: like I was like, oh, he's skipped. So I've just
Speaker 2: been giving him my clothes because it's just easier. It's
Speaker 2: not even really his style. Yeah, but it's just now
Speaker 2: dressing like me. You're just grooming him to be a replacement.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, you look great, man, You're trying these glasses.
Speaker 3: You're grooming your own Dicky greenleaf situation, your own talented
Speaker 3: mister Ripley. Yeah, You're like, I would be so flattered
Speaker 3: if someone talented, mister Ripley.
Speaker 2: I was going to send him to your studios today.
Speaker 3: He just we don't look like at all. Blake looks
Speaker 3: weird and he has dreadlocks for some reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does have dreadloine, yeah, which I love. But no,
Speaker 2: And also yeah, I do have like a Portugal like
Speaker 2: national team jersey that I only wear once every three
Speaker 2: years after I get food poisoning, like it's the only time,
Speaker 2: and I hold onto it because I'm like, oh, you're
Speaker 2: gonna end up eating something tainted, tainted, some tainted beef
Speaker 2: and the next few days you need something small to wear,
Speaker 2: and then I won't be able to wear it again.
Speaker 2: So okay, yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: It's just a shirt that you've thrown up in a lot,
Speaker 3: and so you feel comfortable throwing up on it, or
Speaker 3: because you get food poisoning, you thin out to a
Speaker 3: place where you can fit into it. No, it was
Speaker 3: the first one.
Speaker 2: So there's a little clip on the back that I
Speaker 2: can clip my hair into when I'm throwing up.
Speaker 3: So if you just be willing to see me in person,
Speaker 3: i'd hold your hair back for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh Jack, Yeah, that's why he always keeps little
Speaker 1: hair bands on his wrist.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: I always thought that was like a tad.
Speaker 1: He sends a shout out to Kevin Garnett when Kevin
Speaker 1: Garnet used to wear rubber bands. But it's it's for long
Speaker 1: haired friends whenever they have to vomit.
Speaker 3: Anything's possible.
Speaker 2: We've said it, we've said anything is possible, Anything as possible,
Speaker 2: impossible is everything? What was it actually supposed to be?
Speaker 3: Anything is possible? Much better tagline? But he got so
Speaker 3: much better. Yeah, he fit there, fixed it for you.
Speaker 3: That's what they should they should have said, oh, thank
Speaker 3: you Kevin Garnett for fixing our terrible tagline. Anyways, let's
Speaker 3: take a quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about
Speaker 3: the news. We'll be right back. I'm exhausted and we're back,
Speaker 3: and so big news. Elon Musk is doing an illegal
Speaker 3: bribery campaign to get people too registered to vote Republican. So,
Speaker 3: I mean, the illegality of this doesn't really seem to
Speaker 3: be in much doubt, right, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: Some legal finessing language wise to explain why it's okay
Speaker 1: to have a million dollar a day lottery for people
Speaker 1: to register to vote. But right now, there's apparently like
Speaker 1: a letter going around DC where quote former Republican lawmakers, advisors,
Speaker 1: and Justice Department officials have called on Attorney General Mayor
Speaker 1: Garland to investigate tech billionaire Elon Musk for awarding cash
Speaker 1: prizes to voters in swing states if they signed the petition.
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens. I don't know. I don't think
Speaker 1: anything will happen based.
Speaker 3: On how this DDJ has been Miles, they'll be on it.
Speaker 3: They'll be on it, man, if anything or two.
Speaker 4: But the other thing that's interesting is this so like
Speaker 4: two people have won.
Speaker 3: So as of this.
Speaker 1: Recording, there have been two people that have won the
Speaker 1: million Mega millions Bribathon checks. And they apparently like these
Speaker 1: people have already participate, like they've been registered Republicans for years,
Speaker 1: they've participated in recent non presidential elections, and they have
Speaker 1: already mailed in their ballot for this November. So they
Speaker 1: won all this prior, like they did this prior to
Speaker 1: even winning it. So it's kind of like, what, wait,
Speaker 1: what what's the point of this? Because if the whole
Speaker 1: point is to turn out people that are not as
Speaker 1: engaged in order to squeeze out extra votes and get
Speaker 1: them to register, then this first batch of winners would
Speaker 1: indicate that that is a failure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just not he's not even cheating. Good, Like
Speaker 3: if you had just just if you had made the rule,
Speaker 3: like you have to register, like for the first time,
Speaker 3: Like it's not just that you like have to be
Speaker 3: registered like I already did that. Yeah, you have to
Speaker 3: not have voted for Trump before or something like. Just
Speaker 3: if you're gonna cheat, just go all the way, cheat
Speaker 3: as hard as you possibly can.
Speaker 1: Pull up, knock on people's doors, just like watch them
Speaker 1: fill out a ballot and then give them money right there, right,
Speaker 1: you know that's how you should do it. Sorry, that's
Speaker 1: how you cheat.
Speaker 3: That is how you cheat it.
Speaker 1: But the other part that's so fucking stupid is when
Speaker 1: we were first talking about I said, if if this
Speaker 1: was like his plan, why not do that earlier, because
Speaker 1: it's so late in the game to be like, all
Speaker 1: right now, I'm gonna chum the waters with a million
Speaker 1: dollars a day or whatever. Because this is again if
Speaker 1: you look, this is from Politico Monday quote. Monday is
Speaker 1: the final day to register to vote in Pennsylvania, and
Speaker 1: deadlines have already passed. In Georgia and Arizona. Registration is
Speaker 1: now only available in person as part of early voting
Speaker 1: in a handful of other swing states. So like you,
Speaker 1: they might be like, oh, I actually can't register, right whoops?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I want a million dollars. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe that would be the one He'll take a bunch
Speaker 1: of people who didn't. They're like, I'm sorry, I can't register.
Speaker 1: Do I still get to keep the money.
Speaker 3: If this has proven to be illegal, the he'll just
Speaker 3: take the money back from them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, there's been by four Yeah, yeah, yeah, when
Speaker 1: but like so when this fact was pointed out to
Speaker 1: someone at Musk's like America pack, they said that, actually,
Speaker 1: like this is all the media attention and outrage over
Speaker 1: this is actually really good for this because it's brought
Speaker 1: a lot more visibility.
Speaker 3: So it's actually good to make it seem like you
Speaker 3: have to cheat to get your guy to win, you
Speaker 3: have to like pay people to vote for your guy.
Speaker 3: That's actually a good look.
Speaker 4: That's that's actually fucking five D five D scrabble if
Speaker 4: you know how to play that. The thing that I'm
Speaker 4: curious because a lot of people have been speculating on,
Speaker 4: is that how much Elon Musk is. It's like, in
Speaker 4: the last fucking what month, just put the pedal to
Speaker 4: the metal.
Speaker 1: In terms of like like interference, and a lot of
Speaker 1: people are specting, like what what's his exact legal jeopardy?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean that he wants to make
Speaker 1: sure that he he has a Trump administration that will
Speaker 1: be kind to him based on like what I think.
Speaker 3: It's more the fact that all the billity, like we
Speaker 3: talked yesterday, the top five donors for the first time
Speaker 3: ever donating to like individual donors are donating to conservative causes.
Speaker 3: That's the first time that's ever happened. I just think
Speaker 3: they really smell an opportunity more than like they're voted,
Speaker 3: they're donating out of fear. They recognize like fascism is
Speaker 3: so good for the extremely healthy. Like there he's going
Speaker 3: to be able to, like he's already just able to
Speaker 3: just fucking take a hammer to civilization and all these
Speaker 3: companies and just like do whatever the fun he wants.
Speaker 3: But like in a Trump presidency, he's going to it's
Speaker 3: going to be yeah, he'll probably a space force ship.
Speaker 3: It's it's going to be very bad, like in ways
Speaker 3: that we can't imagine, but I think he can imagine.
Speaker 3: You know, that's how his brain works, is like he's
Speaker 3: only imagine ways to extract billions of dollars from people
Speaker 3: who have less money and while making their lives worse.
Speaker 3: That's like his genius.
Speaker 4: Well he's such a little brat, like he's such a
Speaker 4: like just a loser.
Speaker 2: Baby like summer yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: How to how to how to a thank you for.
Speaker 3: Talk to?
Speaker 2: And he is like a little kid where like just
Speaker 2: speaking to why he's doing it now is I don't
Speaker 2: think he had the foresight often with him with Musk,
Speaker 2: it's if he's getting encouragement and if it seems like
Speaker 2: people are reacting to what he's doing, that eggs him on.
Speaker 2: It's like a little kid, where if a little kid
Speaker 2: starts like I mean, I don't know if if you
Speaker 2: don't want your kid to curse, and the kid curse curses,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't laugh because it encourages the kid. And now
Speaker 2: he's getting all this like look at Twitter. He bought
Speaker 2: Twitter because people were making fun of him, and then
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, now I can be the Twitter guy
Speaker 2: and everyone's going to retweet by things. Isn't this fun?
Speaker 2: And I can keep saying this horse shit. And now
Speaker 2: he's doing it with Trump where people are reacting to it,
Speaker 2: and he's getting fanboys, the worst fanboys you could possibly have,
Speaker 2: from getting a yeah, he went from getting booed for
Speaker 2: five minutes at that Dave Chappelle show at the Chase
Speaker 2: Center in San Francisco to now like hopping up and
Speaker 2: down at a MAGA rally.
Speaker 3: This is these people are really cool. Dude, did you
Speaker 3: not know he's making an X with his body? It's cool,
Speaker 3: It's actually cool. Cool.
Speaker 2: It is cool because he's making an X with his body.
Speaker 2: Try making a Twitter with your body. Try fucking impossible.
Speaker 2: It's so hard. You can do it with your own
Speaker 2: if you maybe fucked some of your fingers up. Maybe,
Speaker 2: But that's the whole thing. It's dangerous. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: I'll give him that. That's the whole thing. It's dangerous.
Speaker 3: It is, it's so dangerous. Yeah, I mean, it's just
Speaker 3: I think. I think it's the thing, like the billionaires
Speaker 3: try to try to coop in the forties. They couldn't
Speaker 3: pull it off because they picked the wrong military leader.
Speaker 3: They really tried to overthrow FDR. Like I know I
Speaker 3: say this basically every episode now, but I think it's
Speaker 3: very much worth noting that, Like just look up the
Speaker 3: business plot. That's why they're so excited about this possibility,
Speaker 3: like they want a fascist dictatorship. I will also say, like,
Speaker 3: as much fun as it is to point and laugh
Speaker 3: at like the failed aspects of this, like paying people
Speaker 3: to vote is like so that I've been obsessing over
Speaker 3: polling for the past twenty four hours just because I'm terrified,
Speaker 3: very healthy and Jesus, Like one of the things I
Speaker 3: was reading is like in order to get better polling
Speaker 3: results this time around. One of the things that the
Speaker 3: New York Times did was send out five dollars to
Speaker 3: people in an envelope, and they were like, we'll give
Speaker 3: you twenty more if you take our poll. Like, no question,
Speaker 3: So here's five dollars. You just get that. This is
Speaker 3: just a taste. This one simple trick that doctors don't
Speaker 3: want you to know did get a bunch of people
Speaker 3: who wouldn't normally answer polls to respond like it. So
Speaker 3: not to say this is like a masterstroke, just that
Speaker 3: paying people to register to vote is illegal for a reason.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, speaking of controversy, we have a couple
Speaker 3: new heroes that we want to highlight on the right.
Speaker 3: You might have heard their voices at a Kamala rally
Speaker 3: yelling lies, lies cool cool. I like that. That's what
Speaker 3: they came up with. Yeah, lies, Okay, now's when we
Speaker 3: do it. That's good.
Speaker 2: Why, well, it's original at the very least. I know
Speaker 2: it's only one word, but it's you know, they came
Speaker 2: at least they're making something of their own, right.
Speaker 3: They're big fans of that Guns and Roses album. Cool
Speaker 3: reference Jack. But anyways, these are anti abortion activists and
Speaker 3: they are making the rounds being like, you won't believe
Speaker 3: what we experienced. It's so abuse, the derision, it's so
Speaker 3: anti Christian.
Speaker 1: So I'll play a moment where they go crying on
Speaker 1: Fox News where they just kind of, I mean, and
Speaker 1: embrace yourselves because what they went through was it sounds
Speaker 1: just terrible.
Speaker 5: I took this cross off my neck that I wear,
Speaker 5: and as we were getting asked to leave, I held
Speaker 5: it up in the air and waved at her and
Speaker 5: pointed to her, and she looked directly and the I
Speaker 5: kind of gave me an evil smirk, and yeah, I
Speaker 5: just want to clear that up and confirm that she
Speaker 5: was talking to us. And there's other controversy that says
Speaker 5: we left we were getting shouted at, pushed, assaulted, screamed at.
Speaker 5: So we were walking away, but there's about three attendees there,
Speaker 5: volunteers that kicked us out with press with badges or
Speaker 5: whatever they had, and I specifically remember this one man
Speaker 5: saying you were uninvited and welcome to this event.
Speaker 3: You need to leave.
Speaker 5: And all they did was walk us out the door
Speaker 5: then and tell us why no cops has scored us out,
Speaker 5: no secret service and Uh, yeah, that's our story.
Speaker 3: Oh it was because they were Christian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's what they turned the whole thing into
Speaker 1: was because they said, well, first we were yelling things
Speaker 1: like you know, Christ is King, Jesus, take my boner
Speaker 1: and things like that, and they didn't like that. So
Speaker 1: then they then they screamed at us. And that's when
Speaker 1: Kamala gave me the evil grin and she said she's
Speaker 1: on Satan's side, and I just think I just want
Speaker 1: people to know that she just it's just so deeply
Speaker 1: anti Christian. It's just like, you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: why they claimed that they have such a big tent
Speaker 1: as a party, because they clearly they do not want
Speaker 1: Christian people there.
Speaker 3: I mean, they were probably the only Christian people like
Speaker 3: at that event, right, like, other than of Kamala Harrison,
Speaker 3: probably ninety percent of the people there. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: It depends on what version of Christian you're going after,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it's like the good version.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it's like the type that opens a conversation
Speaker 3: being like, have you accepted Christian your li brother?
Speaker 1: What about Christ's radical acceptance? Oh not that part, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm above that I'm above. That's where I'm better than.
Speaker 1: I don't accept anybody take your hand off my mouth, sir,
Speaker 1: But no, he's he said they got shut when they
Speaker 1: said the assaulted. Later on, this other guy's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this elderly woman like pushed me a little bit.
Speaker 2: You're like, that's like eighteen by the way, Yeah, like children,
Speaker 2: you you came getting less and less harrowing too. Where
Speaker 2: it was like and then an unpaid volunteer they're out
Speaker 2: of the goodness of their heart told me I wasn't welcomed.
Speaker 2: Not get out, just hey, you're not welcome.
Speaker 3: You're not welcome here.
Speaker 4: That's really disrupt They said things like we were being
Speaker 4: disruptive and the world just because we were screaming things
Speaker 4: like this is just abortion as a Satanic sacrament and
Speaker 4: a room full of people that actually, you.
Speaker 3: Know, respect anyway. Whatever.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just like, this is this is America, man,
Speaker 2: this is America. They made icons America for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it had it had very much had that Like
Speaker 1: when Ralph Wigham was talking about how he saw Principal
Speaker 1: Skinner and Missus Crabapple kissing and the baby, and the
Speaker 1: baby looked at me and it smiled, and it's like, what, Okay,
Speaker 1: Sure she looked.
Speaker 3: At me and she gave me an evil smile. That's
Speaker 3: the evil. That's just like really brought me back to
Speaker 3: time spent like around those types of Christians where they
Speaker 3: just like they want to make everything like spooky. And
Speaker 3: then he said, like this thing that clearly meant.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm like, Man, you just tried pre marital sex.
Speaker 1: You know this is They're like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: think this Bennigan's is evil Bennigans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I.
Speaker 4: Guess there's only like three left in the country, so
Speaker 4: in that sense, it's spooky. But come on, I'm guy.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, Irish, right.
Speaker 3: Good, Irish Catholic name, Oh Charlie's yea, they accept christ. Yeah,
Speaker 3: my Christian Baptist friends like made me drive out to
Speaker 3: this house in the country. They're like that's a Satan house,
Speaker 3: Like it's satanic and they like really were taked out.
Speaker 3: Interracial couple comes out with the family I told you,
Speaker 3: I told you, Sopky.
Speaker 2: It's a white couple with two daughters, and they're like
Speaker 2: they have two daughters, two women, and they were skateboarding.
Speaker 2: The dan got the dad's got righteous gemstones.
Speaker 3: He's evil. He's evil. How's everybody doing? Just in terms
Speaker 3: of just take it. I'm gonna turn my chair around here.
Speaker 3: Just just wanted to take a minute and check in
Speaker 3: with everybody.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you've heard of my my man JC,
Speaker 3: but he had some pretty cool things to say. Uh no,
Speaker 3: do you mean the Atlanta Journal Courier? How No? AJC? Oh, sorry,
Speaker 3: my man, I thought that was fantastic. No, no, there was.
Speaker 1: There was an AJC poll that came out that was
Speaker 1: talking about Georgia polling and how Trump is up plus three.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, that's I guess that's what I'm referring to.
Speaker 3: How's the poles are bad? A bunch of media outlet
Speaker 3: like The Economist, even Nate Silver have shifted things towards Trump.
Speaker 3: Like granted, it's like this used to be Kamala fifty one,
Speaker 3: Trump forty eight. Now it's Kamala forty nine, Trump fifty one.
Speaker 3: But that's enough to get me to click on that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think I don't know.
Speaker 1: With the polling, I'm just always gonna kind of end
Speaker 1: up in the same place, which is it's merely it's
Speaker 1: a it's just a vibe.
Speaker 3: You can't count on it.
Speaker 1: And I think, regardless this, it's going to be close,
Speaker 1: it's going to be very very close. So starting to
Speaker 1: split hairs over if it's forty nine to fifty one
Speaker 1: or forty eight to fifty that all that shit. I
Speaker 1: think it just shows that it's super tight. And there
Speaker 1: was a like if you like on Pew Research, they
Speaker 1: had an article that was talking about polling, and in
Speaker 1: it they talk about all these other variables that can
Speaker 1: influence the accuracy of polling, and they said, sometimes when
Speaker 1: you take everything into account, the margin of error usually
Speaker 1: it's like around three percent can actually be double that.
Speaker 1: If you're looking at polls that have a plus minus
Speaker 1: of six, then things that are just a couple points
Speaker 1: in between aren't necessarily like like the be all end all.
Speaker 1: And I think the bigger point too, is that now
Speaker 1: that a lot of like news outlets also do polling
Speaker 1: as part of their like horse race coverage, Like they're like,
Speaker 1: we teamed up with these this is what our polling says.
Speaker 1: Like now it's clear that they're incentivized to always keep
Speaker 1: updating with stuff that gets people more engaged in clicking
Speaker 1: and things like that. Because at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: like one thing that's been seen is that it's like
Speaker 1: the non partisan polling that isn't coming from political like
Speaker 1: the actual candidates their political parties or other packs and
Speaker 1: things like that aren't nearly as accurate as like independent ones.
Speaker 1: And even then again those same errors exist, So I
Speaker 1: know it's it's the kind of shit that you want
Speaker 1: to start freaking out about by looking at but at
Speaker 1: the same time, like you have to we kind of
Speaker 1: have to sort of look at at me, like this
Speaker 1: is not this is not the right way, like this
Speaker 1: it's not fully accurate in the same way that you
Speaker 1: can actually you know that the farm on it, like
Speaker 1: I have, thank god, man at right at farms? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I lost a couple of farms, a couple
Speaker 1: of heifer's.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I guess the theory I've always had in my
Speaker 3: head is like she needs to be up by a
Speaker 3: ton because both of the last elections have had big
Speaker 3: pulling misses in the direction of Trump. So I was
Speaker 3: researching that, and there's one guy who got the mid
Speaker 3: terms right and said, like the reason for the polling
Speaker 3: misses in twenty sixteen and twenty twenty were different reasons.
Speaker 3: Twenty sixteen, they under indexed like non college educated voters.
Speaker 3: They fixed that for twenty twenty, but they missed Trump
Speaker 3: voters because they were they just were busy like working
Speaker 3: and ignoring the pandemic, and like Biden voters were busy
Speaker 3: like social distancing and freaking out about the election. So
Speaker 3: they actually like answered the polls. So and there's all
Speaker 3: sorts of reasons to suspect that, like both of those
Speaker 3: things have been corrected for and possibly over corrected for
Speaker 3: because they're so scared of getting things like the mainstream
Speaker 3: polls are so scared of like getting another miss in
Speaker 3: Kamala's direction, you know, overestimating Kamala in the polls, and
Speaker 3: so he is still like it's pretty like it's close,
Speaker 3: but Kamala is winning, Which is that That made me
Speaker 3: feel like slightly less crazy, But also I don't know, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just that everybody seems to say it's close.
Speaker 1: Well, and I think there's also this thing of like
Speaker 1: just like with the red wave that was supposed to
Speaker 1: happen in twenty twenty two and never materialized. That was
Speaker 1: also because partisan polling operations were shifting the averages. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just reporting points that wasn't as accurate and again
Speaker 1: sort of tipping the balances to be a little bit
Speaker 1: more friendly to the GOP. So I think at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, like the most you can really
Speaker 1: say is that it's close. It's close's and that's all
Speaker 1: these things are saying, like there isn't something where like
Speaker 1: every pole is like, oh my god, there was a
Speaker 1: twenty point swing in one direction. No, it's just it's
Speaker 1: that things are close. And I think that's like the
Speaker 1: the shitty part that we have to go through every
Speaker 1: election period is like what the No, maybe not this much,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think just yeah.
Speaker 3: The guy who I'm talking about, ed In Germantum, is
Speaker 3: one of the only people who had the like called
Speaker 3: bullshit on the red wave thing pretty consistently and confidently,
Speaker 3: and he's one of the last people saying it doesn't
Speaker 3: look as good for Trump as a lot of the
Speaker 3: polling suggests right now.
Speaker 2: Of I think that Jack's like, oh, I've been reading
Speaker 2: all this, you know, like research on polling, and meanwhile
Speaker 2: you're just watching videos of like the octopus who picks
Speaker 2: like the World Cup teams.
Speaker 3: He is an octopus. He like uses numbers, yeah, like, no,
Speaker 3: I understand, I understand, I know. I don't know why
Speaker 3: his name is edin Germentum.
Speaker 1: That the octopus the smartest octopus that's out or just
Speaker 1: watching videos like there's like peg boards or dropping a
Speaker 1: ball and you're like, which way is it going to go?
Speaker 3: I did read an in depth look at the the
Speaker 3: thirteen Keys guy, yeah, who like claims to have predicted
Speaker 3: every election since nineteen eighty with his thirteen yes no
Speaker 3: true false statements and less confident in his stake. They
Speaker 3: were like, first of all, he hasn't actually predicted things right, Like,
Speaker 3: I mean, they really dug in on the fact that
Speaker 3: he like claims well, I got two thousand right because
Speaker 3: I picked Gore, but Gore won the popular vote. And
Speaker 3: he also says, well, I got twenty sixteen right because
Speaker 3: I was the only person who called Trump, but Trump
Speaker 3: didn't win the popular vote. So he's like, yeah, but
Speaker 3: still right, so but who won? Yeah, okay, you squeaked
Speaker 3: it out. And then James Carvill still out here, freak.
Speaker 1: Away, please that boy, James carl Away, that man lord
Speaker 1: and snake nipples and get him out of here.
Speaker 3: The whole ball rat with a swamp cat like dude,
Speaker 3: just the race is close. The race is close.
Speaker 4: That's not watching a ferret in a weasel in a
Speaker 4: foot race for a little bit of old mouse meat.
Speaker 3: And he thinks that we know obviously who's gonna win
Speaker 3: that disel and a foot race for mouse meat. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: when every time, wait, what is the same thing? I
Speaker 3: don't stand commentary. Yeah, yeah, all right, let's take a
Speaker 3: quick break and we'll be back. And we're bad. And
Speaker 3: we're back, and I got a burn that bag for
Speaker 3: of mouse meat. It mouse meat is so gross, sorry,
Speaker 3: because I feel like it would be of mammals, would
Speaker 3: be like trying to eat crab. You know, a crab
Speaker 3: is like there's such little meat. You got so much work.
Speaker 4: There's good eating and crabs. There's most people just too
Speaker 4: lazy to get in the bone, in the in the
Speaker 4: shelves and scoop it out. Good good eating him mice too,
Speaker 4: good eating mice too.
Speaker 3: A lot of people leave a lot of meat on
Speaker 3: the bone.
Speaker 4: My great grandfather was a crawl daddy, So I'm very well, that's.
Speaker 3: The Carbo family know for getting all the meat off
Speaker 3: the mouse bone. Before he starts an interview, he spits
Speaker 3: out three mouse pellets, mouse meat. I'm just anyway to
Speaker 3: forget it. But like a big old owl, you know,
Speaker 3: I just upped there, freaking big old eyes. Nobody trusts me.
Speaker 3: You ever see an owl at his feathers look like me?
Speaker 3: Yeahs and pops here? Just meat? How many? How many
Speaker 3: bites does it take to get to the center of
Speaker 3: some mouse meat? Just one? Just the one owl? Just one,
Speaker 3: just one of them bites of mouse and half. Anyways,
Speaker 3: this is.
Speaker 2: So hold on, this is so disgusting. But I was
Speaker 2: picturing he yawns on set one day and he has
Speaker 2: like like a squid's beak in the.
Speaker 3: Back of his mouth. Was picturing. I'm glad that you stopped, Yeah, stopped.
Speaker 2: Hold on.
Speaker 3: Let me just tell you what my head. He's got
Speaker 3: a beak, all right, it would come out like is
Speaker 3: it like yeah, like a xenomorph.
Speaker 2: I hate it more if it's hidden, I hate it
Speaker 2: more if it's like seen, like like, oh wait, they
Speaker 2: have a tongue ring, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 2: everyone while a tongue.
Speaker 3: But when we found that Andrew Cuomo had nipple rings, yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: that bummed me out. Damn what a time. He just
Speaker 3: went away.
Speaker 4: He can he went, and he's come, he's tried to
Speaker 4: come back and it's just not happening for him. No,
Speaker 4: maybe Eric Adams should get some nipple rings.
Speaker 2: I mean I would, I would be if he didn't know.
Speaker 2: I bet he just takes about electrified. Yeah, just Fraternal
Speaker 2: Order of Police nipple ring.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, speaking of people in the illuminati who
Speaker 3: control the world mouse we were talking about mouse meat.
Speaker 3: It's weird when you say mice meat, Blake, it's mouse meat.
Speaker 3: It's mousehea.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I'm so sorry. Why would I pluralize it? No,
Speaker 2: you're right, I'm sorry, I am sorry.
Speaker 3: Just in keeping with the theme of you know, the
Speaker 3: business plot with the wealthy donors being like the billionaires
Speaker 3: all being in the tank for fascism, I've been noticing
Speaker 3: a trend in mainstream media where they're kind of giving
Speaker 3: up on climate change because of AI. Specifically, they're like,
Speaker 3: all right, enough with this climate change stuff. Now there's
Speaker 3: money to be made. So, as we've discussed, we had like,
Speaker 3: you know, academics on who looked at the large language models.
Speaker 3: They say AI is mostly pointless bullshit that requires a
Speaker 3: entire New York City's worth of electricity to like fuel,
Speaker 3: a fancy auto complete and these large language models.
Speaker 4: But that's also how I get all the logo design
Speaker 4: from cobbles moousemeat dot com.
Speaker 3: I don't have to pay somebody that is on my website.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he yawned. He does have a fucking squid.
Speaker 3: You just like sitting with him on a portion and
Speaker 3: then he just smiles at you with his mouth open
Speaker 3: and you hear clicking from the back of noise. It's
Speaker 3: my squid beak throat.
Speaker 4: That's how I jumped down to mouse meat ball in
Speaker 4: a beak. You ever tried to pass mouse meat bone.
Speaker 3: A squid beak? But yeah, I don't know. I I
Speaker 3: believe there are targeted uses for AI that are going
Speaker 3: to be useful, certainly worthy of some research, but as
Speaker 3: a like mass reach consumer product, it doesn't seem to
Speaker 3: make sense. And it's like burning down the electricity grid
Speaker 3: and like forests. So recently, yeah, there were also like
Speaker 3: recent headlines where they're like the grid is soon going
Speaker 3: to be maxed out at a time when we like
Speaker 3: actually need to be drawing down air energy consumption. They're like,
Speaker 3: it's the AI is really taking it off the charts. Anyways,
Speaker 3: good news for people who's still live in the year
Speaker 3: two thousand and eight and think tex CEOs are going
Speaker 3: to save us. Eric Schmidt, one of the founders of Google,
Speaker 3: has basically said the quiet part out loud, the quiet
Speaker 3: part of like the thesis behind this what I felt
Speaker 3: like I'd been seeing in headlines for a long time.
Speaker 3: He basically said, it's time to give up on trying
Speaker 3: to solve climate, double down on AI and use AI's
Speaker 3: like brilliant solutions to solve the climate crisis for us.
Speaker 2: There you go, so okay, yeah, I'm going to figure
Speaker 2: that out to power machines.
Speaker 4: That's where James Cargo comes in back again. How to
Speaker 4: cut down. We've got to stop eating beef, y'all. That's
Speaker 4: just doing too much of the carbon. Yeah, we got
Speaker 4: to be eating mouse steaks.
Speaker 3: They need to give us like one just one example
Speaker 3: of AI like doing solving a problem complex and like
Speaker 3: that is complex, Like okay, you AI hater.
Speaker 1: I just pulled up the World Economic Forum because you
Speaker 1: can trust them, Okay, And it says how AI is
Speaker 1: helping with climate change and it's mostly just referring to
Speaker 1: stuff that it's just helping us measure how fucked up
Speaker 1: climate changes. It's like iceberg. AI knows where Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think people, they're like, but it does it faster.
Speaker 1: It can map deforestation. Okay, that's a thing we can
Speaker 1: do maybe at a slope.
Speaker 3: It's going to give us such high resolution images of
Speaker 3: the earth failing.
Speaker 1: The other one is like helping people see where there's
Speaker 1: like plastic pollution at the bottom of the seat.
Speaker 3: Oh that's amazing. Oh wow, that's like again so helpful.
Speaker 1: We've said this in the past two there's because there's
Speaker 1: all a lot of talking is like it could help
Speaker 1: homes be like more efficient with energy. Okay, But the
Speaker 1: other part of it that when they when they actually
Speaker 1: like did a survey of people who have smart homes,
Speaker 1: they're using it to like stay more comfortable, not to
Speaker 1: be more efficient. They're like, no, I want this place
Speaker 1: freezing cold than when it's hot, and I want this
Speaker 1: thing like a fucking blast furnace when it goes below
Speaker 1: sixty yeah. Yeah, Like so it's just using more energy
Speaker 1: and it's not actually saying like, I don't know in
Speaker 1: his mind, what does it do.
Speaker 4: It's like I have invented a new thing that we
Speaker 4: just need to plug in and it will reverse the
Speaker 4: car like what.
Speaker 3: Well you see there, like overall philosophy that like like
Speaker 3: long termism, right, A lot of that is like yeah,
Speaker 3: well you know a lot of half the population may die,
Speaker 3: but it'll be good for humanity in the long run.
Speaker 3: Like I really think they're coming at it from a
Speaker 3: perspective of like the global South may all die, but
Speaker 3: oh we in Silicon we the like masters of the
Speaker 3: universe who are actually smarter than everybody. Well, you know,
Speaker 3: like just eugenics.
Speaker 1: Right, I feel like I'm forty degrees above the equators,
Speaker 1: so I will not see the worst of it as
Speaker 1: it's happening. But it's just again, so stupid, because we
Speaker 1: know what the fuck we need to do, and I
Speaker 1: don't need AI to tell me that we need to
Speaker 1: fucking sort out all of the carbon emissions. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the way we are using fossil fuels and our energy generation,
Speaker 1: and we actually need to modernize like our grid to
Speaker 1: use more renewable energy. So again, the solutions are there,
Speaker 1: they've already been like the the problem has been identified,
Speaker 1: and the way we get through it has been pretty
Speaker 1: much been screamed in our faces by every atmospheric science,
Speaker 1: every scientist who's like working in this field.
Speaker 3: But yet again they're like, what are you talking about
Speaker 3: the climate goals? Yeah, because he was talking about those
Speaker 3: climate goals and he said, quote all that will be
Speaker 3: swamped by the enormous needs of this new technology. We
Speaker 3: may make mistakes with respect to how it's used, but
Speaker 3: I can assure you that we're not going to get
Speaker 3: there through conservation get where yeah yeah, to selling more
Speaker 3: yeah yeah. It's just it's been assumed like yes, sorry,
Speaker 3: the market says we're this is popular, so we're going
Speaker 3: to keep pushing this. Also, this news is coming out
Speaker 3: as scientists are pointing out that carbon sinks, which is
Speaker 3: like the natural way the Earth eats half of the
Speaker 3: carbon we emit with like forests and ocean algae have
Speaker 3: been failing because I guess we don't really know why,
Speaker 3: but like the past couple of years, they're kind of
Speaker 3: not working as well. They're the ocean isn't drinking eating
Speaker 3: up as much carbon for us aren't eating as much
Speaker 3: carbon as they used to. So it's like drastic action
Speaker 3: is required right now, and these motherfuckers are like, I
Speaker 3: need to plug my device.
Speaker 4: It's also like more absurd because like Microsoft and Google
Speaker 4: are some of the worst emitters because of their AI operations. Yeah, so,
Speaker 4: like the fact that he's gonna march out here and
Speaker 4: be like, no, we actually did. Don't down on my
Speaker 4: earth fucking technology that might save you a couple bucks
Speaker 4: on your website designful mouse meat dot com like that,
Speaker 4: then it's worth it to just accelerate earth death, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, no, no no no. Yeah. Turns
Speaker 3: out like the Tony Stark two thousand and eight model
Speaker 3: of like the tech utopia will save us was exactly wrong.
Speaker 3: They're going to kill us all to make themselves richer.
Speaker 3: So hey, but they get richer, they get So that's
Speaker 3: one thing to point out, and that's a really good point, miles.
Speaker 3: They will get richer.
Speaker 4: Yeah so, and guess what, you don't need to be
Speaker 4: a rich man to take care of take advantage of
Speaker 4: these deals. We got to mouse meat dot com Carbo's
Speaker 4: mouse meat hut. Oh yeah, you get forty pounds a
Speaker 4: mouse meat for twenty eight dollars.
Speaker 3: It's just gonna be them surviving, like tech billionaire surviving.
Speaker 3: And then James Carville like up to his eyes in
Speaker 3: a bog just like looking at them.
Speaker 4: Oh, Carvill will survive. He's like a cockroach. I'm convinced
Speaker 4: with that little squid beak he has in the back
Speaker 4: of his throat, he'll.
Speaker 3: He'll be okay.
Speaker 2: Well, he's already five hundred years old, so it's what's
Speaker 2: going to take him out? Like they call me, he
Speaker 2: met shortage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, scorpions like don't can live their whole
Speaker 3: life without drinking any water. Like they just require zero
Speaker 3: moisture from eating. Yeah, I think they must from eating
Speaker 3: or like intergenerationally. I don't know intergenerational hydration, because there's
Speaker 3: just like born in the desert. They have to be
Speaker 3: like built to survive without much moisture. But I think
Speaker 3: Carville also similar. Oh yeah, he looks dry as fun.
Speaker 3: He looks like beef jerky the person. Well, Blake Wexler,
Speaker 3: what a pleasure having you on the daily, like I
Speaker 3: having you here in Ohers. I wrote that before I
Speaker 3: realized you were gonna bail here. Such a nice zoom
Speaker 3: call with us, not Blake, It's always great to have you.
Speaker 3: How are you doing? Uh, how's everyone doing? How's everyone else?
Speaker 3: Just kidding? Chut jesus, how's everybody doing? Oh? Have you accepted? Heart?
Speaker 4: Does he give discounts they carbled because I'm not interested.
Speaker 4: Enter code Jesus Fucking Christ sixteen mice. Enter cold Christ
Speaker 4: on the Cross for you to get a better discount
Speaker 4: of forty pounds of mice meat for fourteen dollars.
Speaker 3: We really need to move these units. We are not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I should have realized, James, I didn't realize you
Speaker 4: had to refrigerate, going well, yeah, yeah, yeah, so this
Speaker 4: sooner the better.
Speaker 3: Are spoiling at a rapid rate. I would say that
Speaker 3: they are feted. I think he's the word that defense
Speaker 3: hydrated male's meat, not on purpose. Uh blake? Where can
Speaker 3: people find you? Follow you?
Speaker 2: People can find me if you're in Brooklyn, if you're
Speaker 2: in New York at all. This Saturday, October twenty sixth,
Speaker 2: I'm hosting a show at Strong Rope Brewery and Gowanas.
Speaker 2: It's an awesome lineup. I picked the lineup. I'm hosting it.
Speaker 2: I've done a show there a couple times. Gang people
Speaker 2: have come out, So if you're in New York free,
Speaker 2: their tickets are free. Suggested donation to the comics at
Speaker 2: the show. But yeah, that's Saturday, October twenty six Strong
Speaker 2: Rope Brewery at eight pm. And then November first, Boston
Speaker 2: doing stand up in Boston, and then December fifth Helium
Speaker 2: Comedy Club in Philadelphia. So you can find all those
Speaker 2: tickets in my bio at Blake Lexlor social media.
Speaker 3: All right, and is there a working media Blake that
Speaker 3: you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2: There is, So there's a I guess, I don't know
Speaker 2: if it's on TikTok or. You know, I have good news.
Speaker 2: There is one, and it's on TikTok or and or Instagram.
Speaker 2: It's Seanick god Kindy has a show called Bodego Run
Speaker 2: Show and basically they strap a huge go pro to
Speaker 2: someone's head and send them into a bodego with a
Speaker 2: list of stuff to get in like X amount of time,
Speaker 2: and if they can do it, they get one hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: And the panic that comes over these people when like
Speaker 2: and also the visual of like the GoPro coming off
Speaker 2: a pole pointed at their face is so funny watching
Speaker 2: them run around a very tight odega. So it's it's
Speaker 2: a really funny show. So it's called a Bodega run Show.
Speaker 2: And yeah, it's on social media.
Speaker 3: So that's happening while he's on stage and they're just
Speaker 3: like kind of taught you your watch.
Speaker 2: So it's not not even stand up. He's just like outside,
Speaker 2: so like, yeah, yeah, they shoot. They're shooting him outside
Speaker 2: the outside of the bodega, and these people run through
Speaker 2: the aisles trying to grab stuff. That's great, but yeah,
Speaker 2: it's very it's very funny market sweep for the for
Speaker 2: the go pro generation. Yes, I'm ninety years old.
Speaker 3: Amazing Miles. Where can people find you as their worker
Speaker 3: media you've been enjoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can find me on Twitter and Instagram at
Speaker 1: Miles of Gray. You can find Jack and I on
Speaker 1: the basketball podcasts that you can find me also talking
Speaker 1: ninety day four fiance Jack. I don't want to say,
Speaker 1: oh yep, we were gonna do the same we always
Speaker 1: wanted the John.
Speaker 3: Wickwell, I gotta I got no, I got no do
Speaker 3: it on three one two three jo John A guy.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: This one is great because since we're like in the
Speaker 1: home stretch of the election, we just have more and
Speaker 1: more of these like weird fake anecdotes and like I
Speaker 1: was in.
Speaker 3: A liberal coffee shop and was shocked at what I overheard.
Speaker 4: They all want Trump kind of shit. So this is
Speaker 4: a new one from at Kylie Jane Kreamer, don't go
Speaker 4: there because this is just a sad, uninformed person. But
Speaker 4: this is like clearly a fake, made up interaction. And
Speaker 4: first of all, this was quote tweeted by Evan loves
Speaker 4: Wharf at e s J yes J yes J and said,
Speaker 4: this woman has never spoken to a black person in
Speaker 4: her life, and this is what the interaction she said happened.
Speaker 3: After watching Donald Trump work at McDonald's. I had to
Speaker 3: have some eighteen year old black male met me at
Speaker 3: the drive through window. I told him how Trump worked
Speaker 3: at McDonald's today, and I had to get some fries
Speaker 3: him for real. Me yes, in Pennsylvania. Him. Inspiration. That's
Speaker 3: why I'm voting for him. Me, me too. Him. I
Speaker 3: can't wait to look it up. It's on the news.
Speaker 3: Me yep, all over X two. What do you mean
Speaker 3: by inspiration? Him?
Speaker 1: He's just like me and maybe I'll be president one
Speaker 1: day laughing emoji. I am now eighteen, so I get
Speaker 1: to vote for him. My whole family is too. Media
Speaker 1: won't tell you that because I'm black.
Speaker 3: Smirky emoji me love it. Keep working hard and maybe
Speaker 3: I'll get to vote for vote for you one day too. Him.
Speaker 3: Maga okay, and that all that all really has swe
Speaker 3: conversation that happened, that's just a real conversation. Was the
Speaker 3: when he said he may be president one day. Was
Speaker 3: the crying, laughing face her, Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, Jesus, He's like, okay, you know, don't
Speaker 4: just don't get too close to the sure thing.
Speaker 3: Pal. All right. A couple of tweets. I've been enjoy
Speaker 3: Melody Anti at Anti Material Girl tweeted at the Techno
Speaker 3: Rave Yeah, John Wick shot a guy I'm still dancing,
Speaker 3: not gonna let it ruin my night. He keeps shooting
Speaker 3: along to the beat. It's actually kind of making the
Speaker 3: whole experience cooler. And then Jamee at Klugan's on Twitter tweeted,
Speaker 3: silly Puddy is just putty to a sick fuck like me.
Speaker 3: I really liked this.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore Obrien.
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Speaker 3: where we post our episodes and our foot no no where.
Speaker 3: We look off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 3: in today's episode, as well as a song that we
Speaker 3: think you might enjoy. Miles, what song do you think
Speaker 3: people might enjoy it?
Speaker 1: I think you are going to like this track called
Speaker 1: Magic by Strong Boy st r O n G b
Speaker 1: oh I. And it kind of just sounds like, uh,
Speaker 1: like modern yacht rock, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 1: it's got yacht rock vibes, but like in a very
Speaker 1: twenty twenties kind of thing. So it's easy listening. Got
Speaker 1: a little bit of flavor to it, but not too
Speaker 1: much that it takes over your consciousness. It's good wallpaper music,
Speaker 1: you know, to have on in the background.
Speaker 3: So this is Magic. Bye Strong Boy? All right. We
Speaker 3: will link off to that in the footnote. The daily
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Speaker 3: That is gonna do it for us this morning. But
Speaker 3: we are back this afternoon to tell you what is
Speaker 3: trending and we will talk to you all then. Bye
Speaker 3: bye bye bye.
Speaker 4: Ron