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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast.

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Speaker 2: The fifteen Show.

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Speaker 3: Hello, it's the return of the fifteen minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 4: So many people have been complaining. Even my own son

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Speaker 4: called and said, did you do the podcast today?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Hello, Well apparently we've been getting hate mail. Nice for

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Speaker 1: the tale to wag the dog, as you say, are

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Speaker 1: in exactly, they've been slacking off.

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Speaker 6: I haven't seen or heard of a podcast in two

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Speaker 6: weeks now, what's going on with these repeats?

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Speaker 3: Well, the good news we got Gandhi in on the

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Speaker 3: podcast today and I.

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Speaker 1: Know Garrett you said to run out of the room.

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Speaker 1: He'll come back in a second.

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Speaker 3: And he's been reading some of the conspiracy conspiracy theory theories.

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Speaker 3: So some of the theories are we're not getting along or fighting,

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Speaker 3: why are we not doing a podcast In the minds

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Speaker 3: of our conspiracy theorists.

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Speaker 7: That we're sick of it, We're getting tired of it,

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Speaker 7: where we don't like to be here, we hate each other.

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Speaker 7: Gandhi is fighting with everybody.

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Speaker 6: Really all Gandhi's fighting with everybody.

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, it's not true. I know that. I mean,

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Speaker 1: are we tired of doing them? Yes? Yeah, it's depending

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Speaker 1: on the fucking ass doing this, You.

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Speaker 6: Coming up with new topics because like Elvis says, we

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Speaker 6: do a show for four hours a day and then like,

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Speaker 6: oh hey, it would be funny or be interesting.

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Speaker 7: But you know what, I look at it, Jimmy Kimmel

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Speaker 7: takes the entire summer off when he when Late Night

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Speaker 7: was on, you know, the entire summer he would be off.

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Speaker 7: Jimmy doesn't get hate, hate tweets and hate dms going, right,

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Speaker 7: but still.

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Speaker 1: It is he doesn't, but he doesn't talk about them.

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Speaker 7: But then I look at shows like Friends Too, Friends

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Speaker 7: and Seinfeld. They were on for ten seasons, but they

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Speaker 7: were only on once a week for a half hour

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Speaker 7: for what twenty weeks in the entire year exactly.

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Speaker 3: But the thing is we were giving them four podcasts per week, right,

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Speaker 3: and it went from six, hold on, it went from

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Speaker 3: sixty to zero overnight.

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Speaker 1: And I'll tell you why. It's summertime. We have schedules

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Speaker 1: or we're not here.

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Speaker 3: We've had some people in and out because of health reasons,

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Speaker 3: so we can't get a podcast.

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Speaker 1: On every day. But there's no hate going on here.

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Speaker 1: We're all getting along. We're getting along because we're never here.

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Speaker 1: You know it's great.

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Speaker 7: The people that are watching are listening to it and going, oh,

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Speaker 7: they're talking to me right now. And I said once

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Speaker 7: and I'll say it again, what do you expect for free?

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Speaker 6: This is free entertainment.

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Speaker 1: He's getting on a free radio show for four hours

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Speaker 1: every day. We're giving you free podcasts. This is not

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Speaker 1: We're not behind a paywall. This isn't only fans or

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Speaker 1: Patreon page. This is free.

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Speaker 3: Contentt scary, scary, it's almost totally it's not totally free.

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Speaker 1: I mean there is, there's some money in exchange because

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Speaker 1: of us.

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Speaker 3: No, but they're receiving us for free, like they don't

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Speaker 3: have to subscribe, but they support us. We have money

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Speaker 3: coming in because they support us. So therefore we don't

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Speaker 3: talk to them like that. My apologies.

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Speaker 7: Now all that hate that was going towards us not

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Speaker 7: being here is now it's transferring over to Skary.

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Speaker 3: We do not agree with one thing he say anyway,

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Speaker 3: So we're back today. We'll do a few podcasts a week,

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Speaker 3: and that's we're gonna do our best couple. Yeah, but

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Speaker 3: these conspiracies.

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Speaker 1: Keep them coming wherever you think. I can't wait for

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Speaker 1: that meme?

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Speaker 3: Can that be the cover of the podcast because they

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Speaker 3: put like a three second clim up top.

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Speaker 6: No no, no.

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Speaker 1: No, no no. Can we move on? Can we move on?

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Speaker 1: So there's something going on here in the room and

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Speaker 1: we want you to watch it in action how it works.

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Speaker 1: So Danielle has to tell the story.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So yesterday Gandhi wasn't here because she was getting

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Speaker 4: a check up. And she has this planter, this thing

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Speaker 5: It was a glass, right, It's a glass too, with

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Speaker 5: a little mushroom on top. You fill it up with water,

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Speaker 5: put it in the plant and it's supposed to slowly

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Speaker 4: Yesterday Andrew broke it right by her seat, and there

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Speaker 4: was all these glass pieces all over right, and I'm

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Speaker 4: like yelling at him, Andrew, you need to make sure

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Speaker 4: Gandhi's been going through enough. She doesn't need to cut

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Speaker 4: herself tomorrow. Please make sure it's clean. Blah blah blah.

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Speaker 4: So I called Gandhi last night. I go, I have

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Speaker 4: an idea. Let's pretend you got cut.

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Speaker 3: Bring in some ketchup.

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Speaker 1: It now and then we'll.

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Speaker 5: Bring Yeah, I'm gonna wrap my hand, but I.

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Speaker 4: Need to call him on the phone and like and

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Speaker 4: yell at him.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: What we would really do is like, let's say we're

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Speaker 3: having a conversation. All of a sudden, Ghani says.

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Speaker 1: Ouch, oh my god, what is this? And then you're like,

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Speaker 1: oh wait, wait wait wait, you're like, oh my.

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Speaker 4: God, I told him not to.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go yell get.

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Speaker 7: Now, everybody, everybody, Okay, you're over acting.

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Speaker 4: My gosh, it's so stupid.

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Speaker 1: And okay, okay, is he kemingy because.

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Speaker 4: You didn't whatever I told?

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Speaker 1: Nice going, dude, so claim you did this.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 4: You didn't clean up the glass yesterday like he was

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Speaker 4: up the glass.

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Speaker 6: No you didn't.

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Speaker 5: Look's are you happy, my friend?

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Speaker 1: That's real blood?

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Speaker 6: Yes, real blood?

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean is it real blood?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Do we have a like a first aid kit?

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Wait a minute. So why were you over there

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Speaker 1: breaking her ship?

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Speaker 4: I wasn't it was you didn't tell me you broke

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Speaker 8: I didn't know.

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Speaker 4: Everyone said it was a duel.

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Speaker 1: I feel I feel attacked.

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Speaker 3: You she's she's bleeding out over here, and you feel attacked?

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Speaker 1: Can I see it?

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Speaker 4: And what could I tell you. What did I tell you?

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Speaker 4: I said, she doesn't need any typical millennial.

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Speaker 6: She's bleeding and he feels attacked.

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Speaker 4: He's triggered.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, unfortunately the cut smelled like catchup, fake blood.

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Speaker 7: Everybody out there is very worried about Gandhi.

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Speaker 1: They're like, what happened?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: The joke's on them? Who knows? To Danielle you're acting?

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Speaker 3: I thought it was a bit overboard, so I went

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Speaker 3: over to Scotty.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Scottie, Yeah, what happened? That was the catchup? I

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Speaker 1: asked you to get us.

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Speaker 8: Oh that was for the that was for your finger.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I about him Jack intern.

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Speaker 7: Jack is getting the band aid and he has no idea.

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Speaker 3: Let's get Jack but no, but how can we make

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Speaker 3: feel make him feel awful?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Thank gosh, j I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I really thought it cleaned it any like E M

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Speaker 1: S experience. Nice by the way, nice jumper, by the way.

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Speaker 7: I know it's Jack's birthday today.

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Speaker 1: Have your birthday? Jack? What are you gonna do to celebrate?

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Speaker 1: You're talking to him like.

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Speaker 2: I'm just hanging out here and sharing it with you.

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Speaker 1: One hundred Jack Parr question, let's lame. You need friends?

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Speaker 1: To take you out. Well, I know I'm going out

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Speaker 1: like later.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm going to dinner with my family and

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Speaker 2: then after that I'm getting dessert with some of my friends.

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Speaker 1: Blow it out.

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Speaker 6: Maybe Jack Parr Jack Parr, of course, the first host

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Speaker 6: of The Tonight Show.

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Speaker 1: Ye back in the nineteen did your parents name you

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Speaker 1: Jack Parr because of Jack Parr?

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Speaker 2: No, they named me after a relative. It is John Parr,

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Speaker 2: but they didn't want the name John. So god Jack, So.

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Speaker 1: I keep in mind, I mean Parr was already there.

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Speaker 1: They didn't name him Jack Parr Schmidt. That's par for

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Speaker 1: the course.

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Speaker 8: And you know that I very rarely able to remember

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Speaker 1: Because it's Hijack. I always say Hijack because.

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Speaker 8: I remember that. Yeah, and there's another one. And also

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Speaker 8: Hileiah because she's is Hyaliah in Florida. Her name is

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Speaker 4: Association.

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Speaker 7: Jack actually bought the jumper for his birthday over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: I did. I got it at Montalk.

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Speaker 6: It was a little pricey, but.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, everything is pricey.

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Speaker 2: In It's the same brand as Greta Kerwigg's jumper that

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Speaker 2: she wore for on the bar.

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Speaker 1: Very important. He's noticed that. Pretty good. That's what the

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Speaker 4: You.

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Speaker 1: Well, we don't need it now because it.

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Speaker 3: Was a joke, but I'm glad because of the joke

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Speaker 3: and we had some time with you. Jack, Jack, there

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Speaker 3: you go, Jack, Happy birthday from known as Jack Carr

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Speaker 3: because well that's his name.

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Speaker 8: By Jack.

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Speaker 3: Well, this has been a very eventful fifteen minute morning showing.

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Speaker 1: I can fuck y'all. I'm playing that for your mom

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Speaker 1: and dad that we've never ever ever talked. Andrew, are

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Speaker 1: we done? I think we're done. We're done, Scotty want

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Speaker 1: to add something to this?

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Speaker 8: No, we came back for nine minutes.

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Speaker 1: What's up? That's all up to shut up Wall.

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Speaker 7: He's the guy, he's the guy behind all the hate on.

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Speaker 6: He's timing the podcast fifteen.

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Speaker 4: That wasn't fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: It felt like twenty. Like to do something live on

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Speaker 1: the show. Look, we gotta go.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: And if you have a problem with the podcast, I

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Speaker 1: can't help you. I can't help you. Thank you. The

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Speaker 1: fifteen Minute Morning Show