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Speaker 1: We'll come back to another episode Alchemy, this COVID nine edition.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Poll. I guess last, Kevin, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know. I did enjoy the family reunion via zoom.

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Speaker 1: Hell it was great staring at each other and then

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out who the hell was talking and

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Speaker 1: loved it. Yeah, but I digress. Let's meet here. I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna shout, you know particular, say hello to Mr

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Speaker 1: Craig Atkowsky to cow What time are you typically rising

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Speaker 1: from bed these days? I'm gonna say around six thirty

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Speaker 1: in the A. M whoa, that's Eastern Standard time. All right,

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Speaker 1: now you're just bragging? Now? Is that just to walk

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Speaker 1: the dogs or Nope, I'm up a full two hours

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Speaker 1: before Carlin and the dogs are. I get a lot

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Speaker 1: of reading done at that time. Yeah. What are you

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Speaker 1: reading these days? Uh? Just fucking that's right, none of

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Speaker 1: my business? Market nightmare news yep, yeah, stay away from

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Speaker 1: the news. My god, You're in this idea exciting. You've

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Speaker 1: done the perfect things. I've chosen to start by day

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Speaker 1: is getting two hours of the worst ship you can read? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: White to relax, please welcome first time or Sean will

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Speaker 1: Sean Connery wishes he was as a first timers tradition.

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Speaker 1: Please tell us any awkward story from your early days

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Speaker 1: of improv Oh okay, nice, Yeah, yeah. A couple of

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Speaker 1: years ago, just moving out here to l A, I

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Speaker 1: took a class at a certain school and uh, they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, okay, so we just want you to just

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Speaker 1: jump into it. And here's your same partner, go right,

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Speaker 1: and it's just like, hey, brother, you we're arresting you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you did this, you did that? So I so I

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Speaker 1: did what any So of course, you know, I'm just like, okay, wait,

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Speaker 1: I think we're supposed to be yes and that, but

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Speaker 1: I did my first no. But um granted that made

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Speaker 1: me a very terrible teammate at that moment, but I

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Speaker 1: felt like I I did one right by my people's

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Speaker 1: so established the boundary exactly. So if I know, but

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Speaker 1: at any point today, just know that that was a

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Speaker 1: trigger from eight years ago and one of us said

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Speaker 1: something racist. I got it. Yeah. Uh, well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for being here, Oh thank you for having me. Man

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Speaker 1: past the pepper. It's Mark Gagliardi marked down for loyalty

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Speaker 1: customers only. Any odd memory from filming in Europe that

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Speaker 1: you care to share. Uh odd memory from filming in Europe.

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Speaker 1: I mean the whole thing was odd, um, but I

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Speaker 1: think maybe the weirdest thing was, uh playing someone who

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Speaker 1: works at the Vatican. We actually shot in the Vatican

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Speaker 1: library and yeah, and uh, our our prop master said.

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Speaker 1: So they said, it's okay, just grab any of the

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Speaker 1: books off of this shelf and then at the top

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Speaker 1: of the scene, we're gonna put the book back. And

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Speaker 1: then you go and you answer the phone. And I said, man,

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Speaker 1: I all this whole row of books is a thousand

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Speaker 1: years old. Um, so will you please, like, do you

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Speaker 1: have any prop book that you can put in here?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm terrified to touch these thousand year old books.

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Speaker 1: Not one specific thing, but like the whole aura and

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Speaker 1: vibe of that place is very ancient, and like you

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Speaker 1: can't touch a thing. Yeah, that is so cool that

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Speaker 1: you know what prop guy was completely fired. Look Out

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Speaker 1: it's Chris Alvarado. Dr al will see most of you. Now.

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Speaker 1: Where does COVID nineteen related dream you've had? Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm sober. I don't drink um, but during this quarantine,

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Speaker 1: maybe because people are talking about drinking a lot and stuff,

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Speaker 1: I've had multiple dreams where I've been drinking, and in

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Speaker 1: the past those of you wake up scared, like did

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Speaker 1: I drink? But in these dreams it's been like this,

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Speaker 1: and it's been this beer. I might I've even said

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Speaker 1: this here before, but did you even be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: do you want one Miller light? Somebody would offer me

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Speaker 1: one Miller light multiple times and it felt so cash

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Speaker 1: like it's one and it's not an I p A.

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Speaker 1: It's a Miller light. So somehow my brain is telling me,

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Speaker 1: have a beer, have a beer, tapping into the ones

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Speaker 1: not enough in ten or ten Thou's not enough and

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Speaker 1: ones too many? Too many, it's barely a beer. Yeah, exactly, exactly, yeah,

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Speaker 1: one life beer, one tenth of an actual shifting on

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Speaker 1: a Miller light. That's like, I know, thank you for

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Speaker 1: sharing last, but choke back Santa's tears. If you think

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Speaker 1: I'm last, it's Joey Greer audition only Joe share any

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Speaker 1: odd acting audition moment, please, so odd acting audition moments.

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Speaker 1: They gutted the whole thing once and you were supposed

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Speaker 1: to step into the body. Sean, don't don't buy this,

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Speaker 1: don't what and did you get it? Did you book? Okay? Good,

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Speaker 1: that's that's the best story possible. All right, let's do

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Speaker 1: a damn show. As most of you know, our scenes

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Speaker 1: Will who wrote, hello William Morris here. No, not that

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Speaker 1: William Morris. Please stop asking the William Morris from ups

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Speaker 1: Dates St. Louis. I am still here and kicking in

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Speaker 1: our post apocalyptic present as we all take a first

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Speaker 1: row seat to what I can only refer to as

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Speaker 1: the most highly rated reality show for the rest of

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Speaker 1: the world. I think I can speak for all of

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Speaker 1: my fellow Alchemy acolytes. I can't be at how it's

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Speaker 1: pronounced um when I say we appreciate and desperately need

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Speaker 1: the soothing distraction, y'all provide us as I'm sure the

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Speaker 1: doomed passengers on the Titanic enjoy the music the band

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Speaker 1: played as the ship went down. We two look forward

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Speaker 1: to that moment. We can avert our eyes from present

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Speaker 1: events and just think, ha ha ha, really that's funny. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: scene suggestion teach a dinosaur how to weld, Greig, I'm studying,

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Speaker 1: but some of the what is it dinosaurs said you

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Speaker 1: have on the park that yep, well they're they're not learning. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: some of them don't want to learn their dinosaur No, no no, no,

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Speaker 1: so um, I think we're gonna have to shut down

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Speaker 1: Commence ski park. It's just not just not going. Dinosaurs

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Speaker 1: were supposed to adopt, are supposed to learn different skill sets,

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Speaker 1: and they're not doing it. So um. So when you

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Speaker 1: say you think, have you discussed this with anyone else? No, No,

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Speaker 1: just just myself and my thoughts. I had a diary,

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Speaker 1: not written this down and I'm the only person you've told.

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Speaker 1: Of course, you know the option you're giving me though,

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Speaker 1: right right now out what does that know? What do

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Speaker 1: you mean that's instead of dangering one of the dinosaurs

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Speaker 1: who might refuse the weld because it's a fucking dinosaur. Hey, Brad,

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Speaker 1: I I've been thinking a lot about, like, you know

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's got to be more than welding,

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Speaker 1: for about a good fifteen sixteen years. Yeah, and that

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Speaker 1: comment seems to just creep ever so closely. So I forgive.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we we could do more than just well,

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Speaker 1: we don't need to. We don't have to listen to

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Speaker 1: We could do it ever we want. We could do

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Speaker 1: whatever we want. We do whatever we want. Y yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah knows us, no one, no one except for Kaminsky,

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Speaker 1: but nobody we brought out Kominsky, SiZ. I mean, okay,

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Speaker 1: different trade. Maybe I'm not into welding, maybe I'm more

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Speaker 1: of a of I don't know what else did they do? Uh? Quite?

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Speaker 1: Frank them? Pretty good chef if you give me, Yeah, good,

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Speaker 1: you're a great chef. Thank you. I mean, did you

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Speaker 1: like that Wolvers soup that I made? I like it?

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Speaker 1: I mean I saw if do we know what God is?

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Speaker 1: Do we have any idea of what God is? God?

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Speaker 1: And furthermore, the projections for the park should reach over

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Speaker 1: of the noted ticket prices of the last decade. That

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Speaker 1: this into plain English form. Sorry about that. It seems

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Speaker 1: like the dinosaurs are developing a language and that language

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Speaker 1: is leading them to thought. Oh yeah, I would have

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Speaker 1: lead with that. You gave me. You gave me a

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Speaker 1: half hour of corporate huha. When you're saying the dinosaurs

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Speaker 1: have developed a language. Mr Kamensky, there's a call for

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Speaker 1: you online for Okay, I gotta take this. Thank thanks

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Speaker 1: for the updates, Susanne. And next time the dinosaurs start

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Speaker 1: Is this is this Kaminsky? Am I talking to Kaminsky? Yes,

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Speaker 1: this is this is Kaminski. We have demands. Okay, are

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Speaker 1: you you're one of the dinosaurs? In my park. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm one of that. You don't even know us. I

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Speaker 1: feel like, do you even know that Brad and Dale

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Speaker 1: are dissatisfied in their work? Who the fuck are Brad

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Speaker 1: and Dale? Exactly? Exactly? And your your name is t Rex?

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Speaker 1: this is the conversation we're gonna have. You know what,

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Speaker 1: if you're not gonna do meet our man, can you

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Speaker 1: get it your wallet and love me? Five months? Very funny?

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Speaker 1: Who's running this union meeting? So? And then I'm thinking

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Speaker 1: if we go to Prague we'll be able to hop skip. Craig,

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Speaker 1: are you paying attention or not? Craig, are you paying

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Speaker 1: my life. But yes, we're gonna we're gonna do a

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Speaker 1: What is going on? Look? When we started we started

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Speaker 1: dating and a sorry. Am I getting the Are you

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Speaker 1: getting it? No, I'll get it. Yeah. Hello, Um, we're

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Speaker 1: Brad and your day Dale? Okay great, I'm Craig Cominsky

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Speaker 1: on the on the park. We know, we know who,

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Speaker 1: we know who you are. Who's at the door. Never mind, baby,

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Speaker 1: go back to the puzzle, Go back to the bad time?

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Speaker 1: Is just a bad time? Is this a bad time?

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Speaker 1: If it is good, it's it's as good as any time.

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Speaker 1: Who is it? Hello? What is it? The Hello? How

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Speaker 1: do you do ma'am? Oh my god? How do you

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Speaker 1: do you? Jasmine? These are a couple of the couple

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Speaker 1: of the loss of raptors at the park that I run. Brad, No, no,

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Speaker 1: this this is Brad and this is Dale. You passed

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Speaker 1: the test. Invite him in for dinner? What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: We are hungry. May I just say I've never seen

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Speaker 1: a human more beautiful in my entire life. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: Brad you agree with me. Oh yeah, it's funny that

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Speaker 1: your name is jasmine because you robbly smell like jasmine.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a raw goat that I can lower

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Speaker 1: into my Hey. We are not animals, all right, as

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Speaker 1: you are your dinosaurs. Oh just man, just dinosaurs. We

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Speaker 1: It's happening. Thank you, Sarah, and I couldn't have done

417
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Speaker 1: it without you. But there's something you shouldn't know. I've

418
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Speaker 1: had a romance love on set another extra as an

419
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Speaker 1: in character. Right. No, no, no, she's non union, but

420
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:25,639
Speaker 1: she's so beautiful. Is she eligible at least? Uh? No,

421
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: she still has two more projects to go, but oh

422
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:31,840
Speaker 1: my god, we just clicked. I'm sorry, Sarah. And guess

423
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 1: where she's from. St. Louis so close to Kansas City.

424
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Sarah, I had to tell you. No, I

425
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 1: should have. I should have seen this guy. Okay, just

426
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,520
Speaker 1: looking over your resume, it looks so pretty good, Sarah.

427
00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: Everything looks pretty good here. So when we're selling cars

428
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 1: on the lot, we've got to make sure to always

429
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 1: talk about what the cars are, what they do the well,

430
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Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? So uh, okay, all right,

431
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 1: Sarah kind of seem distracted. You are right, Okay, Sarah,

432
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 1: you know what is done. I thought that you would be.

433
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: I thought that this would be a fit, but you

434
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: just alright, So all right, you know what this is.

435
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: This is beyond this. You're wearing a wire, aren't you.

436
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: You're wearing a god damn wire. All right, fine, fine,

437
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: let it be. You know what fun? You know? I don't.

438
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: I'll talk to myself. I don't give a shit, you know.

439
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: I I built this goddamn thing from the ground up.

440
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,360
Speaker 1: And if anyone thinks for a second that I'm gonna

441
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,479
Speaker 1: let some with wire coming in here and break it

442
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: down because I'm selling credit cards, well then tell them

443
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 1: to go suck my ass alright, sucking my goddamn ass.

444
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm a car sales g Yeah. Yeah, I do finance. Yeah,

445
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: I do finance. Okay. And if you think if it's

446
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: if it's if it's not just financing that people are

447
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: worried about them, what are the words? But they were

448
00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 1: like getting around town? So I offer both things, were

449
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: both services? What the hell is that illegal? I don't

450
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: need to be accredited by God, damn Bachel the problem Okay,

451
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 1: And you know what do you know that in America?

452
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 1: You know, America, only certain states are allowed to sell cars.

453
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:14,360
Speaker 1: You've gotta have a Curtis Curtis you okay, check check.

454
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: I was just I got kind of blew up on

455
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 1: the time. Sorry, you're gonna sell a car. You're gonna

456
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: sell a car. You've got the best glow of anyone

457
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: on this lot. Thank you. Yeah, that's the wildest trailer

458
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: I think I've probably ever seen. It was all exposition

459
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 1: and RANTI. I mean, wow, I just came to see

460
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 1: the trailer for the Incredible Misadventures of Mulley Man in

461
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: trans Am Tam. But I think I want to see

462
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: that movie even more. Hey man, I'm just trying to

463
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: watch the trailers too. Can you please just keep it

464
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: down all right? You want me to keep it down

465
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: to just don't talk to me in between the trail.

466
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: Just we'll talk after all the trailers have gone. We'll

467
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: talk after the trailers. Okay, we we still have six

468
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: more trailers and I got a tob full of popcorn. Alright,

469
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: so you're in it and you're in it with you,

470
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: I know. Let'm just saying, just talk to me after.

471
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: Just talk to me after the trail. Okay, everybody, thank

472
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: you for coming to this table. Read today. Now with

473
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: the success of the incredible Misadventures of mullet Man and

474
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: trans Am Tim doing so well in the box office

475
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: for the trailer, Um, people want more, people want more,

476
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: as you know, so you have scripts in front of you. Now.

477
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:35,520
Speaker 1: We figured we don't need to shoot the whole feature

478
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:39,479
Speaker 1: this time, just the trailer. That's all we want. We're

479
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: gonna get so um, no need for any other introductions,

480
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: going to get away. Let's read the trailer and beg

481
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: So for all the numbers, oh I'm sorry, sorry, yeah,

482
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 1: So the numbers are now showing that the uptick on

483
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 1: tickets are through the roof, so as individuals are coming

484
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: into cinemas as they are. We're seeing that the number

485
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: of clienteles four said movies are doubling only in terms

486
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 1: of the market share as available now. So if we

487
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: look at a pie chart and we think of the

488
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: pie itself as a whole, and we cut thirty thirty

489
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: thirty thirty, and from there we're able to Can we

490
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: just put this in plain English? Please? Yes? Um uh?

491
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: There there's there's dinosaurs making movies and that studios. Do

492
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: you want to try that again? Day? Lead with that

493
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: next time the dinosaurs. I'm gonna tell you the Booth

494
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: is gonna ask you to do that one again. I'm

495
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: gonna see you hear him, hear him in our ears

496
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: right now? Thanks man, we have your accident anymore as weird? Yeah,

497
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: me and Jess and we just stayed all into Europe.

498
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 1: Yeah in Australia. Wow, you are right, I mean started welding.

499
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: Actually I did, I did? Did you say Stingle again? Oh?

500
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: You said Stingle again. We do have contestants from every

501
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: single country, and yet you're telling us that we have

502
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 1: them from every Stingle country. Booth is telling me in

503
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: my ear, we're gonna need to try that just one

504
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: more time. So I mean your movies right, thank you?

505
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: It will not clean it all that. Do you feel

506
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: like please go and get good enough? Friend? And I

507
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: left you at a very vulnerable time. Do you still

508
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: hold that grudge against me? Mike Job? Right now, I'm

509
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: not the one screwing up and the only one piece

510
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: was I supposed to pass that Alonge motivated me to

511
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: go to welding school motivated media. Then why are you

512
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna give him. I'm gonna give

513
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: him my earpiece. I'm gonna so that you can talk directly.

514
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to erupt. It looks like you're having right.

515
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: I'll play middleman. I'm I'm a bear who's to break

516
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: in just for you? Three have an twa on where

517
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: to study and that scene too. Oh man, I love

518
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: where it goes and why it happens. Same three comes

519
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: to us from Patron v I P. Nicholas, who wrote, Hello, Kevin,

520
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: I think you won't be happy hearing this, especially from

521
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: a German listener. Oh boy, never start an email like that.

522
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 1: But here goes Episode one fifties six was a near

523
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: miss in my book, as in I nearly missed the

524
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: road while driving because I was laughing so hard. Nice

525
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: you son of a bitch. The Germans with that sense

526
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: of humor. One for the history books that turned around

527
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:51,239
Speaker 1: of Toastito rolls sketch was incredible. Oh yes, oh you

528
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: did want to hear that? Well? How was I to know? Anyway?

529
00:32:56,120 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: As seen suggestion an Ultimate b Smaster or American Ninja

530
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: Warrior style competition with contestants from all over the world,

531
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: and the motto is can you beat soup back from

532
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: commercial break? And we got contestants from every single rules,

533
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: every singing. Do you want to try that again, Dave,

534
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: We'll roll analogies, keep going. We got contestants from everything, Dave.

535
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the booth is gonna ask you

536
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: to do that one again. Do you hear him? You

537
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: hear him in our ears right now. I just think

538
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 1: that I if I just keep on moving and just

539
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: you'll clean it upset. Okay, ready in five four three

540
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 1: to one, welcome back to the Ultimate Soup Master. We

541
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: have contestants from every single towns, city and province in

542
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: say single again, you said stingle again. I'm sure we

543
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: do have contestants from every single country, and yet you're

544
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,840
Speaker 1: telling us that we have them from every stingle country.

545
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 1: The booth is telling me in my ear we're gonna

546
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: need to try that just one more time. If I

547
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 1: just power through it, it might clean it up. It

548
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: will not clean it up. We will reset you mess

549
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 1: it up, So get it right this time. Okay, let's

550
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: do a five four three two one. Hey, Mike, not

551
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 1: right now. I'm not the one screwing up. I know

552
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: I'm the only one with the ear piece. Was I

553
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 1: supposed to pass that along? You know what, you don't

554
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: have to pass along. I'm just saying that we're gonna

555
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: have to get you know what I'm gonna give him.

556
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give him my earpiece. I'm gonna so that

557
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 1: you can talk at you know. I like the middle man.

558
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: I think the middleman works. Right, fine, I'll play middleman,

559
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 1: Thank you alright? Three two one. Welcome back from commercial

560
00:34:56,840 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: break to be Smaster Soup Edition. We've contestants from every

561
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: single country, province, town in the world, and I do

562
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: I need to stop him again? What are you going on?

563
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: He sinking? So we can there's with that. I'm being

564
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: told there's wiggle room. I'm nervous. Was my first time

565
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: competing in anything to be honest. Oh you've you've never

566
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: done the Beastmaster circuit before? No, no, no, no, it's

567
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: a cool bandana. Yea, thanks? Yeah, pick this up back

568
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: in uh Holland and two oh hell yeah, I wasn't

569
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: born to Okay, all right? So these like snacks for everybody?

570
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: Or is it for the winner? Or can we have

571
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: some of the snacks? Uh? These are oyster crackers that

572
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: go with the soup. Those are the judges. Man. No, no,

573
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: I'm sucking. I'm working with you. Have whatever you want,

574
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: make way, big way. This guy just broke both his

575
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: arms and his back and his ass ship. Oh my god,

576
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 1: I happen from soup. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it depends

577
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: how heaven the later is. But yeah, you can. You

578
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: can definitely hurt yourself. I don't know if you know

579
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: my backstory, but they found me on a farm in Kentucky.

580
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 1: I don't even have television or internet or anything. Someone

581
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: who's driving by something called scout. They saw me swimming

582
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: in uh in our pond back there, and so now

583
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm here, So I'm a little nervous. Yeah, I read

584
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: your bio. I read your bio. Cool. Yeah, I'm from

585
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: I'm from Indiana. They really have people from all over

586
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: the world here, don't um. It's not only a competition

587
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: against each other rights, No, no, I mean we gotta

588
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 1: stick together as a couple of Yanks. Right. Make way.

589
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: This guy's eyes just fucking melted out of this guy

590
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 1: damn shot up into his sucking head. He's just enough

591
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:09,839
Speaker 1: a line to feel everything, everything moved. So just last thing,

592
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 1: just just just quickly, can you go over just the

593
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: rules from more times before? I'm a little nervous, so like,

594
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: how does this work? Again? Well, you're in a Beastmaster

595
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: style soup competition with with every stingle country and you

596
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: don't know why you're here. I know why, I don't

597
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: know how. I don't know what. Oh yeah, you don't

598
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: know what to make? Yeah yeah, I mean you're not

599
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: gonna come with like gaspacho, right or Visi sUAS. I

600
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 1: mean you're gonna make a hot soup. Yeah yeah, yeah,

601
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 1: So that's that's what we're doing here. We're making two yes, right?

602
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: What how's it bringetting so injured? Uh? Turn on the

603
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:56,479
Speaker 1: monitor man, Okay, oh oh god, oh god, I thought

604
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: this is just so where are my fingers? And another

605
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: one goes down all the way. You had another victim

606
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 1: of the soup here on Beast Master Battles Super Edition.

607
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: Well it sounds like another American, right, didn't ye? So yeah,

608
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: I'm going through your resume right now, and I really

609
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: like your credits, Joanna, especially Ultimate Soup. UM. But I'm

610
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:30,720
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at this. Um. It's a really easy question.

611
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: Are you are you Stingle or are you murried? Oh? Really? Yeah?

612
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 1: We we can only use Stingle people on this show.

613
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,000
Speaker 1: You know. I'd heard that and I didn't think it

614
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: was possible. So I'm glad we had this opportunity to

615
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 1: talk because I think it's not rage. I I understand that.

616
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: But this show has been on eighteen years for a reason, Joanna, UM,

617
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 1: eighteen years is dedicated to success is because of Stingle.

618
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: Just on Stingle people murdered people make things more complicated.

619
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: Well maybe I should ask Joanna, what do you mean

620
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: you want to get a divorce? I do? I do.

621
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 1: I think it's time. I think if my career is

622
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: going to see what it deserves, which is raw success

623
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: from my own talents and gifts, I need to let

624
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 1: you and the children go. We made a path to

625
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Speaker 1: be murdered. We did. We did. We took an ooth

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Speaker 1: under God and we'd had this scary dream. Did you

627
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Speaker 1: really tell us all about it? Lynn? Well, there was

628
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Speaker 1: a much to made knives, and I lived inside my

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Speaker 1: chest and when I think a certain way, it would

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Speaker 1: come out, and then it would come out and they

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Speaker 1: would cut all my families. We've talked about this before.

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Speaker 1: You know how dreams were versus real world. In fact,

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Speaker 1: I'll give you another example. In the real world. Your

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Speaker 1: father and I are get DeVos mommy, daddy. I'm really

635
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Speaker 1: angry right now. I'm so can somebody please cock me

636
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Speaker 1: something to eat? I'm angry? Yeah, please Joanna, so cat

637
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Speaker 1: him something? What do you want from me? I'm out

638
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Speaker 1: of here. I have to go. I have to pack.

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Speaker 1: You're getting a Yes, I thought we were getting a

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Speaker 1: duvorce and now you're saying we're getting a Devoce. That's insane, man.

641
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Speaker 1: So she just up and left just to work on

642
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Speaker 1: that show. God, that's crazy, that's wild. So what you

643
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Speaker 1: can want to my lower back a little more? Yeah, totally.

644
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Speaker 1: What you want to be doing is gonna be wanting

645
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Speaker 1: to look at the different welds on the car. Okay,

646
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Speaker 1: and you're gonna be wanting to find out which ones

647
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Speaker 1: are you know which part because you can definitely tell

648
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Speaker 1: you How would I know? How would I know which

649
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Speaker 1: welds are from dinosaurs? I mean that's part of that's

650
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Speaker 1: part of the skill, right as part of you're not

651
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Speaker 1: using any oil. Oh my god, I say again, do

652
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:06,840
Speaker 1: you know maybe you're not at work. You don't be

653
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: talking your announcer voice all day? Okay, I guess I'm sorry.

654
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: It just tends to happen. I will get red. Is

655
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Speaker 1: it time for us to have sex? Don't say it

656
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Speaker 1: like that. This is, first of all, it's already weird

657
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Speaker 1: that we have to schedule a day to have sex, okay,

658
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 1: because neither you nor I are really getting hot for

659
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Speaker 1: each other anymore. But the voice makes it worse. Well,

660
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Speaker 1: I've always been hot for you. I don't know if

661
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 1: you felt this way for a long time. But if

662
00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 1: we're having sexual problems, we should probably see a therapist.

663
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Speaker 1: I have your producer in my ear. Yes, um, yeah,

664
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Speaker 1: just go ahead and let him insert himself in you

665
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Speaker 1: in about five four okay, get in, get in, get in?

666
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Speaker 1: Oh goodness, wait, how did what are you doing with

667
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Speaker 1: my producer in your ear, Um, give me that earpiece.

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Speaker 1: Get Oh no, hi? Hey, yeah, oh no, Hi is

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Speaker 1: right there you go. Um, we're gonna have to do

670
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Speaker 1: that again. You're gonna have to reset. Uh yeah, okay,

671
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: I got uh. Sebastian Hober from Kentucky? Is that right?

672
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Speaker 1: Where is he? You're you're up next? What's up? Two

673
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: people come up and say, yes, what is going on? Well,

674
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Speaker 1: you're telling me we have two guys from Kentucky, one

675
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Speaker 1: guys from India. This is an international competition. I'm sorry

676
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Speaker 1: I have from Kentucky. But that's not my name. I

677
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 1: just heard Kentucky. What the funk was that of? Then? Well,

678
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Speaker 1: what are you doing? Somebody say, Kentucky? What the hell

679
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 1: is going on? There's seven of us. I don't know, man,

680
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Speaker 1: I just hurt my name. I didn't hear my name.

681
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,759
Speaker 1: I just heard Kentucky. I'm talking to Sebastian Hobar. Oh

682
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: never mind you, Sebastian. Uh. There's been some changes to

683
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Speaker 1: the course. It looks like too many people have been

684
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Speaker 1: breaking their asses and melting their eyes out of their heads,

685
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: so we've had to We've actually had to roll in

686
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Speaker 1: the extreme course because it looks like the normal course

687
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Speaker 1: is just hurting too many people. Second, it's harder. I

688
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Speaker 1: wouldn't say it's harder. So anyway, what do we need

689
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 1: to do is, uh, we're gonna need you to go

690
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 1: up now. Looks like the roster is getting pretty thin.

691
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Speaker 1: A lot again, a lot of people breaking their ass,

692
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Speaker 1: and I was just gonna see what you're working with. Okay, great, Okay,

693
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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have to pre scar you because we

694
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Speaker 1: do have a narrative where Sebastian Hobart is is scarred up. Okay,

695
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna slice off from nipples here. Okay, you're ready?

696
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Speaker 1: Good luck, man, good luck? Do do do do do

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Speaker 1: do this episode of Dinosaurs, I'm now going to make

698
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Speaker 1: a dinosaur. Sup. You're not half the shift that Brad was.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, my insights. Oh no, no, not my baby.

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Speaker 1: I am the beast Master. Can you be sup? And

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Speaker 1: it looks like we have our first ever beast Master

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Speaker 1: Super Edition Champion and it's the boy from the Pond,

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Speaker 1: Sebastian Hobart. Sebastian, come step right up over here. I

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Speaker 1: believe announcers conducting that interview while making love to his

705
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Speaker 1: wife's just not there's not enough room up here for

706
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Speaker 1: both of us. Well, then someone's gonna have to take

707
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Speaker 1: over because I've finally rekindled things and my wife and

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Speaker 1: I are stepping out. Excuse me? Uh yeah, um do

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Speaker 1: you mean stepping our? All right? No, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm giving the ear I'm I'm just taking a break.

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Speaker 1: I'm taking a break. I'm giving the earpiece to my

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Speaker 1: to my to my comin here you go, right there,

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Speaker 1: we go. Hi there, Timmy mcgarthur replacing gulf of your

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Speaker 1: announcers up here on the booth. We've had a setback,

715
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Speaker 1: but we've got a new champion, and I've got Steam

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Speaker 1: Kaka down on the field to interview our new champion,

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Speaker 1: Steam taking away. Oh this is Steam Kaca. I am

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Speaker 1: a coding act bear, but I am also trained at

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Speaker 1: the Royal Shakespeare Academy. Uh. I hate that I have

720
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Speaker 1: to give my credentials before I do any interview. But

721
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Speaker 1: there are some people who just won't see me for

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Speaker 1: who I am. I'm here with Sebastiano. So you you

723
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: ripped open some live dinosaurs where who are cognizant beings

724
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: and brutalized them on live TV? How did that feel?

725
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Speaker 1: It felt amazing to be honest it reminded me of

726
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 1: a scene from the Incredible Misadventures of Mullet Man and

727
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: trans Amn Tim where they beat up to those two

728
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Speaker 1: guys beat up an entire barflo of vikers the trailer

729
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Speaker 1: and I just kind of channeled that that feeling, and

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00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 1: that's I just let loose and I feel great, and

731
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Speaker 1: I want to say death to all dinosaurs humans at

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Speaker 1: the best. Now you you were found on a farm

733
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Speaker 1: in Kentucky, somebody, somebody from Indiana. Man the border, over

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Speaker 1: the border. Okay, I'm sorry, you may hope it. Okay,

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00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,280
Speaker 1: well I'm going to leave. But what's that smell? Smells

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Speaker 1: like ship? It's Indiana? Yeah, fuck you man. And that's

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Speaker 1: our show for today. I want to thank all of

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Speaker 1: our alchemists for it today, starting with Mr Joey Greer. Joey,

739
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 1: what's that smell? I wish I knew. I've been hunting

740
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: in for a week and there's no progress. I don't know.

741
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 1: All right, Where can folks find you on the interweb?

742
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: Sure they want to look you up. Honestly, if they

743
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: want to look me up, check out Alchemy. This is Instagram.

744
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 1: Just go there, plug in. We're doing lives on the

745
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: thing and it's it's happening. So and your comedy album

746
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: Goodnight is still in the top two thousand Billboard. That's

747
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 1: that's exactly right. Check out good Night with Joey Greer.

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00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: Any streaming serve this. I don't mean Netflix, they don't

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00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: they don't have it, but you know, and you want

750
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: to give a shout out. You told me in an

751
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 1: email to somebody who is out there fighting the good fight.

752
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: Did I That's right, folks. I wanted all the listeners

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00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: to know when I say that's our show, the improvising

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Speaker 1: cease christ Ronald, thank you very much for being here,

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00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me. You know I want to

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00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 1: I want to echo Joey stop. I was working on

757
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: my website yesterday. We don't even know I have one.

758
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: It just sits there with some pictures of me, and

759
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 1: I was like, people want to find me. Goddamn it.

760
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: This year with alchemy this, you know what I mean,

761
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: Alchemy to this Instagram, I'm gonna get more lively of

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00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: making it right here, I'm saying it in front of

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00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: all you people. I'm gonna be more involved in the Instagram. Joey.

764
00:48:57,920 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 1: It's not gonna just be you help. I might job

765
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 1: on as a guest. I'm gonna go crazy. I want

766
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 1: to get to people hights. All right, well thank you

767
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 1: for that, man. Sure, let's appreciate Mark Gagliardi. Yeah. So

768
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:15,319
Speaker 1: you're doing, um, a remake of Twin Peaks? Is that

769
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 1: what the setting is? Just? So uh uh yeah, I'm

770
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: doing I'm doing my own remake of Twin Peaks. It's

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00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 1: going to be in a socially distanced amphatheater, so it's

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00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:30,280
Speaker 1: technically ninety nine seat theater. Uh you know, it falls

773
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: under that rule, but it's gonna be in uh the

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00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: Hollywood Bowl. So I hope everyone uh comes and checks

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00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: at ninety nine only allowed at the Hollywood Bowl. The man. Yeah,

776
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 1: oh man, did you imagine? I thought, I thought you're

777
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 1: being serious, and I was like, so on board. Now

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00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: Twin Peaks at the Hollywood bol would be amazing. People there.

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00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah that Sean will. Thank you so much for

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00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 1: joining us. I hope you had a good time. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: Adam last, thank you everybody, y'all are this is amazing?

782
00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: So everybody was great. Thank you for having me. Yeah,

783
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 1: it's a little bit of insanity and you're a welcome edition.

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00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: Anytime it's convenient for you. Thanks, thanks very much for

785
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: joining us. Oh, thank you man, so much fun good

786
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: folks can look you up on the interwet. You know what. Yeah,

787
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:16,280
Speaker 1: I'm I'm going to be that guy. You can follow

788
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 1: me at I am Sean Will on Instagram and uh yeah, man,

789
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: make sure you all support alchemy this because this show

790
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: kicks ass. So I'm already following you guys. So I'm

791
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 1: already there, but uh yeah, I do that in and

792
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: go to my Instagram page as well. I am Sean Will.

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00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: I am Sean Will. Yep, easy, right, fantastic, Thank you

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00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: for that, Sean. Yeah, nothing to promote, so I think

795
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: I should just do some vocabulary pet peeves. Um, don't

796
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:49,319
Speaker 1: use uh ambivalent when you mean apathetic. Uh, don't care

797
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,359
Speaker 1: about If you don't care about something, you're apathetic. If

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00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: you have too strong yet contrary feelings, you are ambivalent.

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Speaker 1: Appreciate the clarification. I think a lot of people are

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00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: confused just about that. Look forward to another one next week,

801
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: if there's any way we could make this a weekly

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00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 1: Uh uh, I think your listeners are already ambivalent. Well,

803
00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 1: thank you all so much. Let's thank our engineer and

804
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: producer of the Stars, Mr Doug Baine books that I

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00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 1: heart media. I tried to. Yeah, yeah, Hollywood Bowl, I

806
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 1: feel like we we did happy about two minutes ago. Yeah,

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00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 1: thank you for that, Greig Man. I hate that my

808
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,799
Speaker 1: show was so unmemorable at the freaking Hollywood Bowl. I

809
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 1: finally got a show there. Clearly Joey was apathetic. Yeah,

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00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: he was not one of the nine and nine allowed in.

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Speaker 1: Well that's true, he was in standing in line. Uh

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00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: please wear a mask, everybody out there. Let's look after

813
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: each other, damn it, and do all we can to

814
00:51:55,360 --> 00:52:00,439
Speaker 1: just be kind. Forget rewind, wear a mask. I'm your host,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollic. Until next time,