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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to a brand new fall show. We are

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Speaker 1: so glad you found the podcast. It's Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning, and I cannot wait for you all

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Speaker 1: to hear what you're doing at Post Malone and Jelly Rod.

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Speaker 1: What was the crowds like, because Jose and Alexis of

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Speaker 1: course always go out beforehand with a microphone.

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Speaker 2: It was not stereotypical, you know, beers, cowboy hats, cowboys.

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Speaker 3: And you're not being sarcastic at all.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Do you think Post Malone's like, how did I end

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Speaker 3: up in country?

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Speaker 5: I know there, it is there, it is. Well, we

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Speaker 5: got that.

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Speaker 1: Coming up, a brand new loser line, new second date,

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Speaker 1: but we have Alexis not her voice, but we have

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Speaker 1: Alexis to read us some comments.

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Speaker 6: Still me, I just sound bad.

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Speaker 7: Sorry, But do you think.

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Speaker 8: Your voice is somewhere else and missus her right now?

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Speaker 9: Maybe?

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Speaker 3: Or maybe it's on vacation.

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Speaker 7: Oh please come back?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, Irwin severe Darm said, I love y'all. Random question.

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Speaker 6: I'm from the UK, so I can't text in in

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Speaker 6: the morning.

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, don't text you bad?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 5: But are y'all dog or cat people?

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Speaker 8: I mean we all question?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I have been campaigning for a cat in our

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Speaker 1: house for over a decade, and my husband keeps claiming

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Speaker 1: he has an allergy.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we stay at other people's houses with cats and

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Speaker 3: there's never an issue.

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Speaker 1: So lying, I guess I'm a dog person because we

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Speaker 1: have a dog and I love our dog.

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Speaker 2: But I think cats are adorable and I would totally

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Speaker 2: be down to bywall Oh my.

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Speaker 3: God, our dog.

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Speaker 1: It was the first year, you know too live really well, yeah, dog,

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Speaker 1: she's thirteen and a half and it was the first

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Speaker 1: year the fireworks didn't bother her because she couldn't hear them.

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Speaker 6: Oh no, hey, she got to watch a fireworks show.

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Speaker 5: That's amazing.

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Speaker 11: Oh.

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Speaker 6: I like dogs and cats. I love with both, but

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Speaker 6: cats are funnier.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, let us know dog or cat people,

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Speaker 1: and let's get this hour long show started.

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Speaker 10: If you had to.

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Speaker 7: Wear a warning label, what would yours say? It's Brooke

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Speaker 7: and Jeffrey in the morning. People are debating it online,

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Speaker 7: and one person said theirs would say warning will over

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Speaker 7: share and not apologize for Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I was actually thinking over sharing on my warning label

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Speaker 1: before you even said that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, that's the question, what would each of

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Speaker 7: ours say on the show if we had one? Of course,

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Speaker 7: we had to ask chat GPT. Oh, because who knows

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Speaker 7: us better than ai?

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Speaker 3: I hope a lot of people.

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Speaker 5: You, my children, my parents, my best friend.

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Speaker 2: Don't they read all your social media and your background

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Speaker 2: that we don't know exactly?

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Speaker 7: So we got the responses from chat GPT. For myself,

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Speaker 7: they think it would say warning may sound serious, but

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Speaker 7: it's actually being sarcastic.

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Speaker 10: Perceed with confusion.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, totally funny.

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Speaker 1: You tell chat GBT that that is the longest warning

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Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, then you're not gonna like any of these.

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Speaker 5: Okay he could have just said always sarcastic for yours,

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Speaker 5: that is not funny.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry, you.

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Speaker 7: Gotta you gotta remember there's humor involved in this. Okay, next, remember,

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Speaker 7: says chat GPT. So for Alexis, they said warning prone

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Speaker 7: to sudden shopping sprees and accidental wisdom truly may be involved.

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Speaker 10: Okay, I feel like it knows you pretty well.

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Speaker 7: For Jose, it thought warning, do not ask questions about

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Speaker 7: food or you'll get a twenty minute breakdown on the

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Speaker 8: Absolutely really good.

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Speaker 7: And finally, Brooke chat GPT thought your warning sign would

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Speaker 7: be warning, great listener, but will immediately forget your name

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Speaker 7: and what you just said.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember what you said, just not your name.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Overall, I think those are pretty accurate. So now let's

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Speaker 7: We're gonna get to the shotgulling question of the day

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Speaker 7: with our digital producer whose warning sign would say warning

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Speaker 7: seems nice, but will seduce your mother with his boyish charms?

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Speaker 5: What is that like?

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Speaker 3: That is upsetting to me? That one?

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Speaker 12: There you go?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that one hits too close to I.

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Speaker 12: Can't change who I am. Yeah, Well, today is the

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Speaker 12: holiest of all days for our own brook Fox because

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Speaker 12: it's World Chocolate Day.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 1: If this doesn't include you giving me then chocolate, I

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Speaker 12: Is the sacred twenty four hour period where it's socially

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Speaker 12: acceptable to eat a brownie for breakfast, a Snickers bar

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Speaker 12: for lunch, and a whole German chocolate cake for dinner.

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Speaker 12: And even though the chocolate industry has a terrible effect

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Speaker 5: Oh God, you gotta buy fair trade Okay, We're.

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Speaker 12: Gonna celebrate chocolate anyway during a special loco for a

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Speaker 12: cocoa edition of.

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Speaker 7: Tenty of twenty.

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Speaker 12: So you guys say number one through twenty. In return,

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Speaker 12: I'll give you a chocolate flavored trivia question. Just answer

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Speaker 12: woman who has voted most vanilla in a one person poll.

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Speaker 12: I took it right before this segment, that one person.

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Speaker 12: I'll never tell Alexis.

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Speaker 7: I need a number ten.

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Speaker 12: What alexis is the technical term for a chocolate addict?

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Speaker 12: Is it a choca path, a chocoholic, or a choca phile? Now,

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Speaker 12: remember I need the technical term, not the casual slang term.

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Speaker 8: File sounds terrible.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, filed anything and it doesn't feel good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, even a work of file sounds bad.

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Speaker 8: I would assume chocoholic.

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Speaker 6: But then he said it's the real term, not what

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Speaker 6: slang that people use.

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Speaker 8: Everyone says, I'm a chocoholic.

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Speaker 3: But does any medical thing whatever?

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Speaker 14: Say aholic?

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Speaker 9: And I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Actually, like we call people psycho and psychopath, is an

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Speaker 6: All right, I'm gonna stick with chocoholic, Jake, Alexis.

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Speaker 12: Says chocoholic first using the sixty and became a legit

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Speaker 12: marketing term, which is weird. It comes from alcoholic Should

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Speaker 12: it just be chocolate lick?

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Speaker 3: No lick?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, chocolate.

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Speaker 12: Everyone listening at home, please change the chocolate lick?

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Speaker 5: Chocolate lick?

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Speaker 12: Thirteen thirteen Brook, what food product has been found in

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Speaker 12: some commercial chocolate bars in tiny legal amounts? The keyword

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Speaker 12: is legal, So in small amounts the FDA does allow.

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Speaker 7: What is it?

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Speaker 12: Animal hair, insect parts, or human fingernails?

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Speaker 3: Well, shoot, no.

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Speaker 1: Answer is a good answer here, and nervous workers are

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Speaker 7: Hard seeds or they're chopping the the sheeties and they're

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Speaker 7: missing and getting a little bit of their fingers.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I'm actually gonna take out fingernails.

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Speaker 3: It's just too much for me.

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Speaker 1: Wild, but I'm gonna go with added protein. Show me

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Speaker 1: insect parts.

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Speaker 12: Frick says, insect parts.

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Speaker 7: Absolutely.

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Speaker 12: The fd allows a small number of insect fragments in chocolate.

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Speaker 15: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, we're two for two, Jose, We're over to you.

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Speaker 12: Eleven and thirteen have been chosen. Let's go number two, Jose.

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Speaker 12: During World War Two, are you familiar? The US military

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Speaker 12: gave their soldiers. This form of chocolate. Was it fudge cubes, chocolate, toothpaste,

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Speaker 12: or a bar designed to taste so bad so they

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Speaker 8: Ah, you know that kind of makes sense. Follow me

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Speaker 2: Because they want them to conserve their energy and conserve

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Speaker 8: So they want them to get the calories. They want

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Speaker 8: them to get the sugar to fight, but they don't

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Speaker 8: want them to just put it all in at once.

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Speaker 3: So that they have enough for the rest of the day.

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Speaker 2: I could see them rationing, like maybe dark dark dark

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Speaker 8: I can't even think of any other option. This makes

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say bad taste and chocolate bars.

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Speaker 12: They says that bar, Yeah, good answer. The bar designed

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Speaker 12: to taste bad was called the d ration bar. Was

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Speaker 12: basically survival chocolate.

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Speaker 7: That would suck, though, because if.

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Speaker 2: You get back from if someone offers you chocolate, you're like, no,

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Speaker 12: We are three for three, Jeffrey, we're talking chocolate. We

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Speaker 12: love it right, I will be getting shocked. I don't

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Speaker 12: want that to happen. So please pick a number number fifteen, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 12: what percentage of people admit to hiding chocolate from their

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Speaker 12: family or partner. Oh my gosh, my mom does this still.

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Speaker 9: To this day?

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Speaker 12: Is it twelve percent, forty two percent or fifty nine percent?

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Speaker 16: Dude, I say, go hide, jeff Oh my god, I

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Speaker 3: I think everyone hides it from Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I don't think it's really that much of a shameful thing. No,

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Speaker 7: people like brag about hiding their chocolate from their friends

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Speaker 3: I hit it on top of the fridge once and

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Speaker 3: my husband's like.

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Speaker 5: That's literally my line of night.

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Speaker 3: Move my mind.

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Speaker 5: That he could see the top of the fridge.

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Speaker 1: You can see the shin what he's like, That's what

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Speaker 1: I look at when I walk into the kitchen.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, how dirty is?

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Speaker 12: It's very dirty?

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Speaker 3: Like, why are you not cleaning it up there?

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Speaker 7: What else is up there? I'm assuming the chocoholics are

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Speaker 7: all proud and they're gonna unite and admit that they're

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Speaker 7: doing it. Fifty nine percent as how as you come down, yeah,

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey says, fifty nine percent.

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Speaker 12: According to a British study, the majority of people are

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Speaker 12: sneaky snackers.

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Speaker 7: So you guys went.

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Speaker 17: Four for four.

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Speaker 12: Unfortunately, that means I'm getting shocked and I lost.

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Speaker 7: Just for moms Jake, because Jake's shocked and somebody wanted

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Speaker 7: to hear the pure imagination song from Willy Wonka.

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Speaker 12: Here you go, Jake, Come with me and you'll be

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Speaker 12: in the world the furem imagine.

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Speaker 7: I tried not to be creepy moms everywhere swooning your

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Speaker 7: shot collar question of the day you got your phonesaup

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Speaker 7: coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: That tourist is feeding it from her hand on her bed.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, how did the hotel acquire these endangered red pandas?

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Speaker 13: The judge, mister Harris, are you driving, Ashley, I'm pulling

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Speaker 7: Actually, I'm parking right now.

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Speaker 15: This is your driving.

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Speaker 8: I really thought about him. I was like, you would

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Speaker 8: Head, did you gets suspended? If I don't have.

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Speaker 8: You coy.

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Speaker 7: This next laser story is out of Missouri. Some businesses

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Speaker 16: Rude.

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Speaker 7: There's a new upscale Caribbean restaurant called Bliss So too

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Speaker 7: They've set an age restriction which requires male guests to

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Speaker 5: To thirty five year old men aren't to be trusted either.

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Speaker 7: Why are they doing this. The manager says, Bliss is

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Speaker 10: Post about it on social media.

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Speaker 8: Can you imagine getting a fake he made?

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Speaker 7: Sing your forty but I really this next? The story

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and you always wonder, wait a minute, is it

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Speaker 10: Well, now the opposite is happening these days.

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Speaker 7: A lot of places don't take cash and they only

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Speaker 3: You make sure that your phone has your credit card

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Speaker 8: Jes Brook and Alexis taught me that it changed my life.

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Speaker 10: What if you've forgotten what if you forgot your phone, then.

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Speaker 7: Someone came up with the idea for a reverse atm.

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Speaker 5: What exactly?

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Speaker 7: Wait, they've been popping up everywhere lately, and these reverse

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Speaker 7: The old people who still like to pay with cash

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Speaker 10: They have no idea what is going on right now?

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Speaker 2: Now we're gonna see an old guy writing a check

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Speaker 7: Next Lazer story is out of Workplace Central. The Wall

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Speaker 7: Street Journal just did a big story on telephone a phobia,

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Speaker 7: which is the fear of making or receiving phone calls telephone.

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Speaker 5: That is a fun word, tephobia.

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Speaker 7: It's much more common in people under thirty who've never

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Speaker 10: But younger employees have the opposite take.

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Speaker 7: One twenty six year old commented on the story and

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Speaker 10: Oh it's so weird before, but you don't see somebody

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Some companies are even hiring consultants now to teach young

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Speaker 7: She charges three grand a day or two hundred dollars

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Speaker 14: Oh my god, that's all we do is voice.

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Speaker 5: How do we get in on this cash? Jeff, We'll

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Speaker 7: Some of the questions that she gets really surprise her,

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Speaker 8: Whoa good bye?

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Speaker 5: When do you have to leave a voicemail? How do

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Speaker 3: Bye, it's weird. It's weird.

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Speaker 7: Or when they ask after the person says hello, what

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Speaker 5: It's tricky.

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Speaker 7: It's a scary.

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Speaker 15: His axe, so that's awkward for him.

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Speaker 7: That soundeds Laser Stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 7: the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: When you think of the professions that get hit on

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Speaker 2: Oh, I have hit on many a flight attend Thank you,

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Speaker 9: Of you.

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Speaker 7: We apologized all out there. Also, waiters and waitresses happened

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Speaker 7: a lot bingo managers. Did somebody say oh sixty nine.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, he a winner. But we got a

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Speaker 7: voicemail recently that's gonna add one worker with a special

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Speaker 10: You're gonna hear it right after this.

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Speaker 9: You wait a minute, is this the right number? It's

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Speaker 10: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 10: loser line before.

458
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Speaker 7: It works like this. Let's say a guy approaches you

459
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Speaker 7: while you're out at the club and uses this charming

460
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Speaker 7: pickup line on you. You what do you say?

461
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Speaker 10: We get out of here and you treat me like

462
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Speaker 10: a batter.

463
00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:56,240
Speaker 7: Ring and toss me around tonight. Yeah, he turned on

464
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Speaker 7: after that. Whatever you do, don't tell him he looks

465
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Speaker 7: like one the members of the Adams family, and I'm

466
00:22:02,119 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 7: not talking about Amy Adams. Instead, say that he's funny.

467
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,679
Speaker 7: I'm not talking about that. You have to tell that

468
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 7: guy he's funny and charming and he absolutely does not

469
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Speaker 7: creep you the blank out. And that's when you give

470
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Speaker 7: him the number to the loser line and run. So

471
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Speaker 7: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we can play on

472
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Speaker 7: the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 19: Hey London, I have a feeling.

474
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Speaker 20: I know why you're not calling me back. You probably

475
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Speaker 20: heard that my friends say that I was almost a

476
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Speaker 20: sure deal to get the second base with you. But

477
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Speaker 20: it's not what you think.

478
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Speaker 9: For me.

479
00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:45,760
Speaker 19: First base is.

480
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Speaker 20: At a handshake, right, and then second base is you know,

481
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Speaker 20: just tapping it up, you know, third third base is high.

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Speaker 11: Five, which you know that's a little bit more.

483
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Speaker 7: Playful and.

484
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Speaker 20: Making the rounds for a home run. Then I guess

485
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Speaker 20: that means where thumb wrestling that that's all it was.

486
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Speaker 20: I mean, it was innocent. I just I just want

487
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Speaker 20: to make sure that you didn't think I was weird.

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Speaker 7: Yep, that's totally how guys talk. I thumb wrestled her

489
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Speaker 7: in the back seat last night. Bro, she was.

490
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Speaker 3: Has he tried to convince her or is that his

491
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Speaker 3: actual definition?

492
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Speaker 7: I don't know. I'm just glad that we don't think

493
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Speaker 7: he's weird.

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Speaker 21: Hi, Andrew, Uh, I just want to say, you know,

495
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Speaker 21: I just wanted to give you a call and connect and.

496
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Speaker 19: Just say thank you so much again.

497
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Speaker 21: For pointing out that burt poop I had on my shoulder.

498
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,440
Speaker 21: You know, I had been I was playing with my

499
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Speaker 21: pet cockatoo at home before heading off to work, and

500
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Speaker 21: I didn't even realize it was there. By the way,

501
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:07,000
Speaker 21: my birdie's name is Chris Hempt Crackers and he's actually

502
00:24:07,119 --> 00:24:08,120
Speaker 21: here and he.

503
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Speaker 19: Wants to say something to you.

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Speaker 7: So say thank you.

505
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Speaker 11: To the nice man.

506
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Speaker 21: Anyway, Andrew, I hope you call me.

507
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Speaker 7: Up parents screaming hell.

508
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Speaker 5: Can you imagine just trying to get it on at

509
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Speaker 5: her house?

510
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Speaker 9: Wow?

511
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Speaker 7: What's up the moon?

512
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Speaker 15: Remember?

513
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Speaker 22: Man?

514
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Speaker 10: Follow us on YouTube at Broken Jeffery.

515
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Speaker 7: You can hear all our loser lines, battle of tender

516
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 7: days and busted calls up there. You be able to

517
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Speaker 7: hear voicemails like this one next message, Hey, I was

518
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Speaker 7: the guy.

519
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Speaker 13: Cleaning the windows outside on the fifteenth floor and you

520
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Speaker 13: head up a piece of paper with your phone.

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Speaker 23: Numbers and to call you.

522
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Speaker 22: So yeah, I am calling you.

523
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Speaker 13: It's funny you see a lot of weird things and

524
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Speaker 13: cleaning windows and off the buildings for a listing. Because

525
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Speaker 13: I've been doing this for like seven years, and three

526
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Speaker 13: women have I asked me two dudes move me one dude.

527
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Speaker 11: Put a photocop of his private parts.

528
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Speaker 13: One He looked right at me while he was doing it,

529
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Speaker 13: so I just give him the thumbs up. I didn't

530
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Speaker 13: know what else to do, but this is the first

531
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Speaker 13: time get somebody's phone number. Anyway, you must have liked

532
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Speaker 13: what you sawhow and baby never ever an estimated man

533
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Speaker 13: and knows how to YouTube squeegee.

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Speaker 9: At least you know.

535
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Speaker 23: I'm used to going up and down.

536
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Speaker 5: A photocopy, like, why not just show it at that point?

537
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know where he works, but I want

538
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Speaker 7: to work in whatever building that is. And you didn't think.

539
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Speaker 5: It was our building.

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Speaker 7: It's definitely flashed some people through the window before, probably

541
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Speaker 7: not broke.

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Speaker 19: Next message, Hey Rocco, it's saying I wish you would

543
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 19: just say my calls. I just burnt my mouth on

544
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 19: my Link Cuisine. H. It was the five cheese ravioli.

545
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:15,280
Speaker 19: I wish you would come and iced it for me.

546
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 19: The instruction said to wait two minutes. But it looks

547
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Speaker 19: so good. H if you come, I have more. I

548
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 19: have more Link Cuisine. I have maple birds and chicken.

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Speaker 2: I have.

550
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Speaker 19: White white cheddar mac and cheese. Oh, there's alfredo pasta.

551
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 19: There's there's all types of options you can have. You

552
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 19: can have all the rest of them if it'll make

553
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Speaker 19: you call me back.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I get her on the ravioli that he

555
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,719
Speaker 1: sneaks up on you stufat.

556
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Speaker 7: If the listeners heard when she said five cheese ravioli,

557
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 7: the entire room.

558
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 4: Sounds so good.

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Speaker 1: I mean that, and their alfredo is really and you're

560
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Speaker 1: gonna go mac and cheese.

561
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 5: You gotta go stove first.

562
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 2: And she's about time cuisine will have a three for one.

563
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 8: Was like, oh my god itself. You always buy a four.

564
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Speaker 17: Wait for that.

565
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Speaker 7: Yeah, and call her back before Hoarders shows up to

566
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Speaker 7: film the next episode of Number. Remember you can listen

567
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 7: to Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and

568
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,240
Speaker 7: we post our favorite voice messages on our TikTok now

569
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,360
Speaker 7: at Brook and Jeffery and go check it out. That's

570
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 7: the Loser Line. We got your phone tap coming.

571
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Speaker 9: Up, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: In today's phone Tap, a girl wanted us to prank

573
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Speaker 7: her boyfriend who works at Applebee's and she says he

574
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 7: gets hit on all the time by a group of

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Speaker 7: older women who come in there every single week and

576
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 7: they flirt with him. They kind of give him a

577
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 7: bad time and tease him.

578
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 2: I miss those days of being a service on my

579
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 2: old ladies all the time.

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Speaker 10: I mean, it's kind of nice but also a little

581
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Speaker 10: bit weird.

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Speaker 7: But we thought, how perfect would it be for our

583
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Speaker 7: own brook Fox to be one of these thirsty cougars.

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Speaker 3: I was surprised literally asked me to do this. I

585
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Speaker 3: thought for sure, you're gonna ask Alexis.

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00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, you were a second choice.

587
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Speaker 3: I will be honest.

588
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,400
Speaker 10: With you there.

589
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 7: But she calls this guy trying to get her delicious

590
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 7: or derv if you know what I'm saying. You can

591
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 7: see if she traps her young prey in your phone?

592
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 9: Tap right now?

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00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 24: Another Hello, Hey Cory, I'm sorry, who is this?

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Speaker 4: This is Anya? Because that's where I'm gonna be later.

595
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Speaker 15: Anya, I'm sorry? Who is this? Though? Anya?

596
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 4: Remember Anya from Applebee's.

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00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 15: I work at Applebee's. But I don't remember Anya from Applebee's.

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Speaker 3: Ring it ing ding. I knew you'd remember me.

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Speaker 15: No, I'm really sorry, I don't remember you. How would

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Speaker 15: I know you?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I get it. We're playing games tonight. I like that.

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00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 15: No, no games, I'm really I'm being serious. I did

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Speaker 15: you have the wrong person.

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Speaker 16: I bet you're the kind of guy who leaves the

606
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Speaker 16: toilet suit up makes me work for it.

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Speaker 15: Is that supposed to be sexy? I don't even know

608
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Speaker 15: what that means.

609
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 4: You know, the last sever I was with how to

610
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Speaker 4: British accent?

611
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Speaker 15: Okay?

612
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 4: And it only happened after we hooked dump. Now he

613
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 4: just speaks British. How would you like a posh British

614
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 4: potty baby.

615
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 15: Because I could British potty. No, I don't know. I'm

616
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Speaker 15: pretty sure that accent is like some weird German or

617
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Speaker 15: you know.

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Speaker 4: In our latest HOA newsletter, I was voted number four

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Speaker 4: for hungriest cougar on the block.

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Speaker 15: Brah, are you okay? I mean you don't found okay.

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Speaker 4: I'm about to be more okay when you bump me

622
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Speaker 4: up to number three, or you could just bump me.

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Speaker 15: No, neither of those things are going to happen. I'm

624
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Speaker 15: really sorry.

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Speaker 16: I've been wondering do you have a stepmom or do

626
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Speaker 16: you want me to just role play as one?

627
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Speaker 15: That's gross?

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Speaker 4: Shut up, I'm about to send you to your room

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Speaker 4: for being naughty.

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Speaker 15: I'm not naughty. Look, I think what happened is that

631
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 15: one of my fellow servers probably put my number on

632
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 15: your receipts about you.

633
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 4: Just shut up and listen.

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00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 15: Huh okay, listen that that is crossing the line.

635
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 4: Tonight, you'll come over to my house. I won't take

636
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Speaker 4: off your shirt and you're.

637
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 16: Going to write a number on your back with my finger.

638
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 16: That tells you my body count.

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Speaker 15: Your body count as.

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Speaker 4: In previous partners.

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Speaker 15: That's not sexy or appealing. Why would I want to know.

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Speaker 8: A why back?

643
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 4: Because mama's got a lot of commas.

644
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 7: I don't take me come a mama.

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Speaker 15: It's really obvious that you've been drinking.

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Speaker 4: Let me check my watch. I just dropped it in

647
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 4: my wine glass five minutes ago. Fish it out with

648
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Speaker 4: my teeth.

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Speaker 15: You need to sober up, and I need to go.

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Speaker 3: You have to live so soon.

651
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 4: Go party with your girlfriend Naomi?

652
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 15: No what she told me?

653
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 4: How you get hit on all the time at your

654
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 4: waiter job by sexy older women?

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Speaker 15: When did you talk to Naomi? I'm confused here can she.

656
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 4: Set you up for this prank? Phone call?

657
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 8: Oh my, oh my god?

658
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 5: Wait, sorry, sorry, this is actually Brooke.

659
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Speaker 3: I know you're disappointed. From Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

660
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Speaker 3: we're doing a phoetell on you.

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00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 15: I was like, who is this creepy woman called me?

662
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 5: So you were getting hot?

663
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 3: I heard it?

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Speaker 15: I heard no.

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Speaker 1: No, Yeah, your girlfriend says a couple of cougar regulars

666
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: apparently at Applebee's have asked you.

667
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 9: To hang out.

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Speaker 15: And yes, there's a group of women that come in

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Speaker 15: like three times a week and it's awkward and she

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Speaker 15: knows that.

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Speaker 3: Well, this would have really backfired on her if you

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Speaker 3: were into.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm glad I didn't say I would let you

674
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 15: write your body count number on my back. That would

675
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 15: have been weird.

676
00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 3: Oh you wanted me to be the step mama?

677
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 15: No, definitely not.

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00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 9: Week every morning was phone tab weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: Alexis, how long should a good first date last?

681
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Speaker 10: Like an hour?

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00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 7: Maybe two?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 10: Wrongly, No, I didn't know.

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Speaker 3: He wrong answer.

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Speaker 7: The correct to answer is one hundred and twenty hours.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, because that's exactly how long. One of

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Speaker 7: our listeners planned his first date to span five full

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Speaker 7: days a week.

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Speaker 17: I wonder why he's on the phone with us, prisoner

691
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Speaker 17: He did.

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Speaker 7: With a woman that he'd never met. In person before.

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Speaker 7: I mean, sounds like a recipe for success to me.

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Speaker 7: And you're gonna hear what happened in a brand new

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Speaker 7: second date.

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Speaker 10: Update right after this second date update.

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Speaker 7: D What do you do if you've been on the

698
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Speaker 7: dating apps for so long you start seeing the same people.

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Speaker 10: On there over and over and over.

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Speaker 3: Does that happen?

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Speaker 22: Yeah?

702
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 12: Are you like?

703
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 5: Delete it? And two years later you get it and

704
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 5: you're like you again.

705
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Speaker 7: You start thinking like, oh, they haven't found somebody yet.

706
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 7: Oh that catfish account is still active. At that point,

707
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 7: they're not potential soulmates to you anymore. They're more like

708
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 7: coworkers just occupying the same space as you every single day.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Sarah, good to see you.

710
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Speaker 7: And that's where one of our listeners, Patrick found himself recently,

711
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Speaker 7: and he chose to do something about it.

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Speaker 10: So let's find out Patrick. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 11: Hey guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: It's funny to.

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Speaker 1: Think that the people that are you are seeing are

716
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Speaker 1: also seeing you and thinking the same thing.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, you know, but it sounds like you were

718
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 7: on the dating apps for a long time.

719
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Speaker 11: Yeah I was.

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately, he's like, why bring it up, Jeff, Yeah, thanks.

721
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 10: For reminding me, But it says that you decided to

722
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Speaker 10: do something about it to change that. What did you do?

723
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Speaker 15: So?

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Speaker 11: I kept seeing the same people, so I expanded my location.

725
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Speaker 3: To drive four hours for a year.

726
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 9: Now.

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00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 7: Basically, okay, so you expanded your search to farther away,

728
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 7: and who did you end up matching with?

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00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 11: Her name was Lisa and our first day actually ended

730
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 11: up being a vacation.

731
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Speaker 3: What wait?

732
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Speaker 1: Is that far away that you had to take a

733
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: whole weekend to get there?

734
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Speaker 8: What the heck?

735
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,440
Speaker 11: Well it was kind of more of a separate trip.

736
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Speaker 1: Whoa You invited her on a vacation and she said yes.

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Speaker 11: Well it happened to coincide with the work vacation, so

738
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Speaker 11: I just thought I would bring her and it sounded

739
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Speaker 11: fun and spontaneous.

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Speaker 2: Because every time sometimes I feel like were I go

741
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,880
Speaker 2: on a vacation and a girl always joke like.

742
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Speaker 8: Oh my god, take me with you, but like you

743
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 8: don't actually take them with you. That's a stranger, bro.

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Speaker 5: Did she know you don't live in her city?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 11: I told her.

747
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 7: I told her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so confused, And you're calling as a work vacation,

749
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: aren't those two words that don't go together?

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Speaker 11: It's kind of sponsored by my work. It's a five

751
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 11: day trip that we could take if we want.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you spent five days together.

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Speaker 11: Wow, Well it was supposed to be five days. It

754
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 11: actually lasted about day and a half.

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Speaker 7: Okay, that's not good. Why what happened?

756
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Speaker 11: Well, I'm not quite sure. Actually we were staying in

757
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 11: the same room, and of course we were going to restaurants,

758
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Speaker 11: we were seeing the sites, doing all the stuff and

759
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 11: having a really good time. In my mind, and my.

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Speaker 3: Gosh, like, you're staying in the same room, did she?

761
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Speaker 20: Like?

762
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Speaker 3: There's just so.

763
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Speaker 1: Many layers to that, Like you're meeting this person for

764
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Speaker 1: the first time, and you're going.

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Speaker 3: To be using the same bathroom, is all I can think.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, to be.

767
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Speaker 7: Fair, we can't talk about anything without talking about the bathrooms.

768
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Speaker 7: If Brooks involved in.

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Speaker 14: The conversation, that like makes it super awkward, right, Oh yeah,

770
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Speaker 14: And having to get read and having wine and just.

771
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Speaker 8: Like when you have to you got a hold.

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Speaker 7: Of three days sometimes, right?

773
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Speaker 10: Is that why she ghested you after a day and

774
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Speaker 10: a half?

775
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Speaker 7: I hope not.

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Speaker 11: I mean I didn't think all that throughout the time,

777
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 11: and I should have for sure, there.

778
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Speaker 7: Like a moment, bro like, tell us about like tell

779
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Speaker 7: us about the vibe of the vacation, like, how did

780
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Speaker 7: it go up to that point?

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Speaker 11: Well, I thought it was going well. You know, we

782
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 11: were having a lot of laughs. She seemed to be

783
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 11: enjoying herself. I was enjoying myself. And we went on

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Speaker 11: this bike tour like the first day we were there,

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Speaker 11: and we were on the bus coming back from it,

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Speaker 11: and she just set a door and said, hey, I

787
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 11: need to talk to you. I don't think I could

788
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Speaker 11: make you happy.

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Speaker 10: Well that's what she said.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, and she got off the bus at the next stop,

791
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Speaker 11: and I don't know what happened to me, but I

792
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 11: just started crying.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh, man, was one of those so much?

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Speaker 3: Was it one of those wine bike tours? Because after

795
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Speaker 3: I drink sometimes.

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Speaker 11: There was no alcohol involved that Okay. I don't know

797
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 11: why I got emotional. It's probably I imagine it's because

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Speaker 11: I've been on the apps for so long and then

799
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Speaker 11: I finally found somebody that I connected with and we

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Speaker 11: were in a beautiful place.

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Speaker 3: And there's one dramatic Again, it's not dramatic. That's just

802
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,200
Speaker 3: having feelings. Man, that's all right.

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00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 10: Dust in your eye could be either way, what do you.

804
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 3: Think she meant by I can't make you happy?

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Speaker 11: That's what I would like to find out. I mean,

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00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 11: when I got back, she was kind of packing up

807
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 11: all her stuff, and yeah, I gave her space, and

808
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 11: then she left and I haven't really heard anything except

809
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 11: she texted once that we're probably better off friends.

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Speaker 7: It sounds like you planned a lot of activities for

811
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 7: your vacation, and some people when they travel, they don't

812
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Speaker 7: like to do that.

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00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 8: I go through one activity maybe too, but.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, mostly do beach time, no by tours.

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Speaker 3: Jose and I could never vacation together.

816
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 10: And maybe she realized you weren't compatible in that way.

817
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean that could be. She seemed to be

818
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 11: into the little things that plans for us though.

819
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Speaker 1: It's just so much time together, and she's adventurous enough

820
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Speaker 1: to agree to a five day vacation with a guy

821
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Speaker 1: off a dating app.

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Speaker 7: You maybe she just wanted the free vacation to like

823
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 7: lie up by the pool the whole time, didn't want

824
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 7: to be going to the zoo and going.

825
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Speaker 3: To the working and she was just getting Maybe that's

826
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Speaker 3: what she thought.

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Speaker 10: How long has it been since that happened?

828
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,399
Speaker 11: About a week ago, Okay.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and obviously you're upset about it.

830
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm very upset. I mean cry in front of stranger.

831
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 11: It's upset.

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Speaker 3: Hasn't cried in front of strangers? You're fine?

833
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, maybe she's still even there now. Maybe she's

834
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 7: just parting it up wherever you guys went to.

835
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 8: Maybe she moved.

836
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Speaker 7: Let's find out when.

837
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Speaker 10: We call her, we'll come back. We'll try and get

838
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 10: you your second date update right after.

839
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Speaker 7: This second date update. Some people like to go out

840
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Speaker 7: to a restaurant for a first date. Others might see

841
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 7: a concert or hit a mini golf. But not our

842
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 7: listener Patrick. No, he jumps straight to a five day

843
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 7: vacation for his first date with Lisa. At least it

844
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 7: was supposed to be five days, but she cut things

845
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Speaker 7: off after just a day and a half.

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Speaker 3: But she did it in a pretty respectful way.

847
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Speaker 7: The last thing that she said to him was I

848
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 7: don't think I can make you happy, And the last

849
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 7: thing he said to her was because he cried from

850
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Speaker 7: that comment. Understandably, he built up a lot of hope.

851
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Speaker 7: And those bike tours can make a chaf real bad too.

852
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Speaker 5: Not only that, but.

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Speaker 1: He's been on the dating apps for years, So it's

854
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: like years of pent up frustration just coming out.

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Speaker 2: And I think it's worse when you think things are

856
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 2: going well, right, Yeah, this is.

857
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Speaker 7: Great, and then got blindsided. The thing is he still

858
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 7: doesn't understand what prompted her to say that.

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Speaker 10: Pat, If you had to guess, what do you think

860
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 10: it is?

861
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,959
Speaker 11: Maybe it was my breath. Your breath usually have gum

862
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 11: and I didn't have.

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00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 23: It.

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Speaker 3: Could be an aic.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure why that would prompt her to say,

866
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Speaker 1: I don't know why I can't make you happy, but.

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Speaker 8: I cannot recommend a dentist.

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00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 7: She didn't have gum either, Bro, the romantic tragedy of

869
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 7: the century.

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00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 8: That makes sense.

871
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe you guys can try to get just

872
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 1: a single date together.

873
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 3: Maybe that will be the key here.

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Speaker 11: I like that, But we do live in different cities,

875
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 11: so somebody's gonna have to travel.

876
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 7: Meeting up is a vacation in itself, so hey, that

877
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 7: may be kind of fun.

878
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:36,760
Speaker 8: It's like once a month someone.

879
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 7: Takes a vacation. I could be. Let's start with trying

880
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 7: to get Let's start with trying to get her to

881
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 7: pick up the phone first and hopefully get an answer

882
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 7: out of her. And I'm going to dial her number

883
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 7: right now. Let's see how this goes. Huh, Hey is

884
00:41:55,600 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 7: this Lisa? Yeah, Hey, thanks for picking up. We're a

885
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 7: radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 3: Lisa, Hey, Lisa, good morning, Hi, good morning.

887
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 7: Sorry to interrupt your day like this, but we're doing

888
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 7: a segment on our show.

889
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 10: It's called a second Date Update.

890
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 7: I'm not sure if you're familiar with that, but one

891
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,839
Speaker 7: of our listeners named Patrick has asked us to reach

892
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:17,359
Speaker 7: out to you.

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00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 22: Oh wow, okay, wow, Like, oh wow, no, not oh wow?

894
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 10: Okay.

895
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Speaker 3: Are you surprised to be hearing from Patrick?

896
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,720
Speaker 22: Yeah, I'm surprised. Well, I guess I'm not surprised because

897
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,240
Speaker 22: he seemed pretty.

898
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 19: Desperate.

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Speaker 7: Desperate. Oh come on, that's a pretty harsh judgment for

900
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Speaker 7: someone that you hung out with for like a day,

901
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 7: day and half.

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Speaker 22: Trust me, you'd be saying the same thing if you

903
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 22: knew all the things that he Kenn did.

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Speaker 15: What.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's so wild. Like we talked to him, he

906
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:57,760
Speaker 3: seems so mellow.

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Speaker 22: Yeah, maybe it's you because he's not in loving you

908
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 22: like he was.

909
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 7: That's not fair either.

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00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 10: I was sensing love vibe, but.

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00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 5: All, he can't be in love with you.

912
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,360
Speaker 1: I mean, he just sounds like he really liked you

913
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: and you two finally connected.

914
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 22: He was behaving as if he loved me.

915
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 7: Oh what happened to make you say that? Because I

916
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 7: don't think we have the full story, Like we know

917
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 7: that he did a lot.

918
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 1: And you agreed to go on a five day vacation

919
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,520
Speaker 1: with him, which is wild.

920
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 22: That's the thing. It was just it was a lot,

921
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 22: and yes I agreed to go on this trip, but

922
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 22: there didn't need to be extra pressure on top of it,

923
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 22: and there was okay. How so, so our first night there,

924
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 22: we went to dinner and he was like, I could

925
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 22: totally see myself proposing here. He wasn't talking about me,

926
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,320
Speaker 22: but it was like he was waiting for some of

927
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 22: me to be like oh yeah, like well it'd be

928
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 22: so lovely one day, you know, I don't know.

929
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 19: I was like okay.

930
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,760
Speaker 22: And then the next day we go on the tour

931
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 22: and he introduces me to the guide as, oh, this

932
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 22: is my future wife.

933
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 8: Oh okay, ding future funny.

934
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 22: Even if he was kidding, there was a note of kidding,

935
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 22: but it was not enough to.

936
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 1: Like, I mean, he sounds kind of like an earnest

937
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: guy who can be a little awkward right when we

938
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: talked to.

939
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 22: Him, No, this isn't beyond Like he then wanted to

940
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 22: stop at the jewelry store and he was like, hey,

941
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 22: let's go check out some like ring.

942
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 7: Okay, but did you tell him ahead of time that

943
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 7: you're against love and the idea of marrying someone.

944
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:47,200
Speaker 17: In a beautiful not I'm not against love and marriage

945
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 17: and all those things.

946
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 22: It's more of a I don't need it on my

947
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 22: firm state, like let's get to know each other.

948
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 9: That's true.

949
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:54,760
Speaker 3: I'm shopping is wild?

950
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,760
Speaker 8: I mean, I mean I was. I was almost engageding.

951
00:44:57,800 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 8: We still have Maybe it.

952
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,439
Speaker 1: Was a local artisan shop and he was just being

953
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,720
Speaker 1: a tourist a necklace.

954
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 7: Well, we don't have to speculate on like what he

955
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:10,359
Speaker 7: was thinking and where his mind is that because he's

956
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 7: actually on the other line right now waiting.

957
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 10: To talk to you.

958
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: I know he is.

959
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 3: Give him a.

960
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 13: Yeah.

961
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 11: I'm kind of bummed out that I haven't heard from you.

962
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 11: You haven't returned to any of my calls or messages.

963
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 22: Wow, like I said it, Really I didn't think it

964
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 22: was a good fit. I didn't think we were handling

965
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 22: the pace and everything and seeing ey to I.

966
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,560
Speaker 3: Was that hard to hear?

967
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 11: Patrick, Yeah, of course it's hard to hear. I mean,

968
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 11: to be fair, I didn't actually propose. Yeah, we know,

969
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 11: for the ring shop. I feel like you're blowing in

970
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 11: out of proportion a little bit. I was just curious

971
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 11: about your taste. But it's kind of fun to go

972
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 11: into a shop. It could have been a T shirt.

973
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 15: To or you know.

974
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 7: And yeah, it.

975
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 19: Was too much.

976
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 11: Yeah, I know you're saying it's too much a lot,

977
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,960
Speaker 11: but sometimes people just know it's like an instinctual thing

978
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 11: and you just feel it. For my parents, I mean,

979
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 11: it would love at first sight. They fill within the

980
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 11: first few minutes of meeting each other, and they ended

981
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 11: up having four kids very soon after that.

982
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:17,479
Speaker 1: Okay, page, that's a good timeline to lay out after

983
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:18,279
Speaker 1: what she just said.

984
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 22: Yeah, and that reminds me of the time. Also, you said, oh,

985
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 22: one day, I hope we can have future kids little asses.

986
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 11: Wow, Half, isn't that what everybody wants in life? I mean,

987
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 11: I thought that's why we were going on a date

988
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 11: in the first place, is to find love. Really, isn't

989
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 11: that why people.

990
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 17: We should have known a guy who invites to gir

991
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,640
Speaker 17: on a five DA vacation is serious.

992
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: Maybe he could slow it down though, you know, maybe

993
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: you could pump the brakes.

994
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 3: A little bit.

995
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 11: I could pump the brakes.

996
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, see wow, dude.

997
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 8: You're never playing hard to get.

998
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 10: Bro I'm sorry.

999
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 22: Yeah, I'm skeptical if he's capable of.

1000
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 7: That, if he's able to dial it back, pull back

1001
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 7: the reins on the love and just do like one

1002
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 7: dinner date with him, no vacation.

1003
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 10: Would you be up for meeting Patrick one more time?

1004
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 11: Lisa? Before you say anything, I just that day you

1005
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 11: left me on the bus and when you said you

1006
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 11: could never make me happy. I cried when you got

1007
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 11: off the bus and I don't normally I'm not a

1008
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 11: big cry here, especially in public.

1009
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 15: And it hit me.

1010
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 10: I'm not sure that's usually a romantic selling point.

1011
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 7: But yeah, sounds like your second date is definitely going

1012
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:35,720
Speaker 7: to be cash.

1013
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 22: I mean, it seems like a lot of pressure. I

1014
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 22: don't know about this.

1015
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but sometimes opposites a track.

1016
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: He is hopeless romantic and you are more like Alexis.

1017
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 16: Yeah.

1018
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 5: I think she's gonna wake up in bed with a

1019
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 5: ring on her finger.

1020
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:53,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's up to you, though, Lisa. We're not trying

1021
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 7: to pressure you. We're not trying to like force you

1022
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 7: to do anything you don't want to do. But we

1023
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 7: just think that love is the most important thing in

1024
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 7: the entire world, and what the whole purpose that we're

1025
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 7: on earth. That being said, would you give him one

1026
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 7: more chance?

1027
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 22: I am open to it. It's just I need some

1028
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 22: confirmation that will be dialed back, like ninety.

1029
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 11: I've already dialed it back.

1030
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 8: I feel it right now. It's totally I'm not sure.

1031
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 10: I'm sure he likes you anymore, honestly, honestly, did.

1032
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 8: He hang up?

1033
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1034
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 11: Why don't we just talk on the phone for a

1035
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 11: while and see where things go from there?

1036
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 7: Reasonable, we can.

1037
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 11: Start, there's yes, let's start start.

1038
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 10: At least you were wrong.

1039
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:43,640
Speaker 7: You can make him happy, definitely.

1040
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 11: She just made me happy with the phone call, for sure.

1041
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 8: Smile.

1042
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 18: Okay, this is happenings looking Jeffrey in the morning, man,

1043
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 18: that was a missed opportunity on my part.

1044
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 10: I have apologize to everyone.

1045
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 7: Would you want to do Yeah, because she said that

1046
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,439
Speaker 7: she agreed to a phone call, why didn't we hang

1047
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 7: up and call her back right there? Could have just

1048
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,839
Speaker 7: knocked it out while we were on the radio. Maybe

1049
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 7: got some dirty talking.

1050
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 3: I need to hear anymore.

1051
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that she might not answer the yeah, yeah,

1052
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 1: you should.

1053
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 8: Try to get them for an awkward Tuesday something.

1054
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 7: I guess you know. We're gonna let them work it

1055
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 7: out on their own because they agreed to talk off

1056
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 7: the air, so that's good. Who knows if it's going

1057
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 7: to be a true love connection or not. That's going

1058
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:27,879
Speaker 7: to be up to them.

1059
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: I would like an update from them. Yeah, they end

1060
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 1: up talking for a minute. I'd like to hear where

1061
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: they're at. By the time two months hit, they should

1062
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: have three kids at released.

1063
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 7: But even if it didn't work out for them lately,

1064
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 7: we've had plenty that did and you can hear them

1065
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 7: all on our Second Day podcast. They're up online wherever

1066
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 7: you get yours, Abrook and Jeffrey. When I say beer bellies,

1067
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 7: banjos and big bodied belt buckles, Wow, can anybody guess

1068
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 7: what I'm hinting at right here?

1069
00:49:57,719 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 3: My hometown?

1070
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:02,240
Speaker 7: No, No, I'm not talking about Brooks Family reunion slash

1071
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 7: speed dating event. I am describing the biggest country music

1072
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 7: tour in the world right now. It's been traveling the country,

1073
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 7: going from sold out stadium to sold out stadium featuring

1074
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 7: two of the biggest artists in the game, Jelly Roll

1075
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 7: and Post Malone.

1076
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 1: If you would have just said face tattoos, we would

1077
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: have known you're talking about.

1078
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 7: But with the concert that big, we had to send

1079
00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:31,280
Speaker 7: Jose and Alexis down with a microphone and two giant

1080
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 7: jugs of sweet tea to ask the goers a simple question,

1081
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 7: what you're doing at Post Malone and Jelly Role. We're

1082
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 7: gonna play you that audio right after this. It's Brook

1083
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 7: and Jeffrey in the morning. And when you think of

1084
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 7: the biggest names in country music or just music in general,

1085
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 7: can you get any better than Jelly Roll and Post Malone.

1086
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 7: They are touring the country together right now, selling out

1087
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 7: stadiums where the tattoos are, vibes are emotional, and at

1088
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 7: least three people have already cried into their sixteen dollars beers.

1089
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: Oh only sixteen Yeah, It's one of the biggest events

1090
00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: of the whole summer.

1091
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 7: And so when these two legends came to town, we

1092
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 7: knew we had to send Jose and Alexis out into

1093
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 7: the throngs of thousands to drop the mic and ask

1094
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,320
Speaker 7: some of the question what you doing at post Malone

1095
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 7: and jelly roll?

1096
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 6: What you're doing at post Malone and jelly Roll?

1097
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 25: Well, actually a good story about twenty hours ago. I

1098
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 25: was sitting in Whistler in Canada and yeah, a few

1099
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 25: wishy excuse him, We said, you know what, let's kind

1100
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 25: of postline and in Canada wants obviously from I'm from Australia,

1101
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 25: from Sydney. I thought, why not pop down and get

1102
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 25: around it?

1103
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 7: Happy to Bay.

1104
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 17: You do you think you're gonna get a lot of

1105
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 17: attention here tonight with your accent going around talking.

1106
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 25: To the American Probably not because you always get told brother,

1107
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 25: I'm from the UK or Australia and I'm like, I'm

1108
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 25: not from the UK, I'm Australian.

1109
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,840
Speaker 5: I did think you were from the UK. I'm not

1110
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 5: gonna lie say.

1111
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 17: All right, so people think you're Australian British. Could you

1112
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 17: fool us as country? Can you you an American country accent?

1113
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:05,560
Speaker 17: Please try it this Howdy partner? Whatever's easy for you.

1114
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 25: To say, Howdy partner, how you doing right on?

1115
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 16: Wait?

1116
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,960
Speaker 7: That's actually you might fool somebody here.

1117
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,000
Speaker 3: Okay, now ask for my number.

1118
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 7: In that and that Hey, darn, how you doing? Can

1119
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 7: I get your number? I think I like British more.

1120
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 3: He instantly dropped from an eight to a four, didn't he?

1121
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,319
Speaker 3: With the American Actually.

1122
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 2: Want to do a new segment though, people from around

1123
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:31,240
Speaker 2: the world doing American accents?

1124
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:32,800
Speaker 8: That was so money?

1125
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 3: Do we sound that nasily to?

1126
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1127
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:39,799
Speaker 7: Pretty much? The Actually that one was kind to turn

1128
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 7: on for me.

1129
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 10: Okay, let's go to the next cut.

1130
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 2: Fine, what you're doing at the Pulse Malone and Jelly

1131
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 2: Roll concert drinking beer?

1132
00:52:49,320 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 7: I see that you have a huge beer in your handway,

1133
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 7: what's your Is that a koozy? What's it saying? Says?

1134
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,439
Speaker 7: Live music, cold beer and a damn good time? All right,

1135
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 7: and now you also have a on your hat. Your

1136
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 7: hat says, says dirty boys, redneck racing. Would you consider

1137
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 7: yourself a redneck?

1138
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,280
Speaker 11: I was a bull rider for a long time, seventeen

1139
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 11: years in the army.

1140
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 10: Proud of this, Oh yeah, definitely.

1141
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 2: Okay, So you seem like the stereotypical country boy.

1142
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 7: What makes a country boy country the way alive?

1143
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 20: How you were raised, what you do for a living,

1144
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 20: how you treat people?

1145
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 2: Okay, now give me the real answer.

1146
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 10: How much beer you can drink.

1147
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:32,399
Speaker 7: Wait, was that the Australian guy doing the interview again?

1148
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 7: It sounded exactly like it is not Joe.

1149
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,799
Speaker 3: I was like, wait a minute, I grew up in

1150
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 3: the country.

1151
00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: Those are way too many qualifications.

1152
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 8: Was definitely for the radio and the second answer was

1153
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:45,359
Speaker 8: me and him.

1154
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,839
Speaker 7: That's the thing about country boys is they do tend

1155
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,920
Speaker 7: to tell the truth if you ask them a question

1156
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 7: two times. Are you married?

1157
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 15: Nah?

1158
00:53:53,560 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 9: No?

1159
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 7: No, are you sure you're not married?

1160
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:56,319
Speaker 22: Yeah?

1161
00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 3: Like have you made out with your cousin?

1162
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 9: No?

1163
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 7: It's what you're doing at Post Malone and Jelly Roll

1164
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 7: where we had Jose and Alexis outside the concert right

1165
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 7: before the big show to ask all those country fans

1166
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 7: a simple question, what you're doing.

1167
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 5: At Post Molon and Jelly Roll.

1168
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,840
Speaker 7: Well, we've been to every single concert. We're here just

1169
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,800
Speaker 7: trying to keep the street going. But we also loved

1170
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 7: every single album he puts out.

1171
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,720
Speaker 17: Wait, how many concerts does every single concert?

1172
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 7: Which one we start with?

1173
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 5: Were or four this tour?

1174
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 7: And sorry, I mean I got the shirt on.

1175
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 5: Oh yeah you do.

1176
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 17: I should have noticed you guys have been together a

1177
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 17: long time.

1178
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:37,879
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1179
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 17: Do you have any advice for a couple dating that

1180
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 17: wants to make it to seven years.

1181
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 25: Just trust each other, have fun, have fun, have fun with.

1182
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,400
Speaker 8: Each other, fun with you.

1183
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 10: It's like we love each other.

1184
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 17: It's a have you ever gone into an argument in

1185
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 17: public somewhere?

1186
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 1: Oh?

1187
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,600
Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm like, where usc go?

1188
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 17: What?

1189
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 5: Why?

1190
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 7: Let's go?

1191
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:55,399
Speaker 4: Girl?

1192
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:56,520
Speaker 5: What did you do?

1193
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 7: Did you do? No?

1194
00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:58,320
Speaker 9: No?

1195
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 1: It was in the room tissery chicken aisle And he

1196
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,880
Speaker 1: cuts the he cuts the line for the rotisserie chickens

1197
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 1: on a Friday night, and it makes me so up.

1198
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,840
Speaker 5: How dare you?

1199
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 7: You gotta get the chicken? You know, you know how

1200
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 7: it is. It's a blood bath over there at cost.

1201
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 15: You never wait.

1202
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 5: It's like old people. So it's like even worse.

1203
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 7: But could you imagine the makeup sex after that argument?

1204
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:25,320
Speaker 7: Incredible and greasy while you're eating the chicken.

1205
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 5: Man, you can't go wrong with those five.

1206
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,800
Speaker 8: I feel like there is from what I've heard, like

1207
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:31,879
Speaker 8: a Costco rush out.

1208
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:32,319
Speaker 9: No, there is.

1209
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 8: Friday night is it for?

1210
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: If we're going to talk about for the samples, you

1211
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,839
Speaker 1: don't ever want to go on a Sunday morning. That's

1212
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:45,440
Speaker 1: where that's where elbows really get through the cut lines.

1213
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 7: Because that's the secret to a long lasting relationship has

1214
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 7: got cut in front of those seniors at Costco to

1215
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 7: get that cheap ship.

1216
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 3: Costco is like the Darwin theory or whatever. It's like

1217
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 3: only the strongest survivor what you don't.

1218
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 26: Have possible and jelly roll, I just broke up with

1219
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 26: my boyfriend. Hold on, he broke up with me and

1220
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:04,880
Speaker 26: supt of my best friends.

1221
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 10: So let's hold.

1222
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,960
Speaker 7: Up really quick, give me that tea. What was the story?

1223
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 10: As quickly as you can't believe?

1224
00:56:09,320 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 26: He lived together two years. My best friend supposedly snuck

1225
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 26: in his bedroom. She knew whose bedroom that was, and

1226
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:16,720
Speaker 26: then they slept together.

1227
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 2: Oh come on, oh I snuck in I accidentally.

1228
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 7: That sounds like a country song. Okay yo, that does?

1229
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:26,480
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well she's snucking to my room man,

1230
00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 2: she's she.

1231
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 5: And then she said, whimpo boyfriend.

1232
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 26: And then that girl better hit the rope before I

1233
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:37,480
Speaker 26: show her. And then I got my groove on out

1234
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 26: them postmon Zone and jelly Row concert.

1235
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then she ends up with the interview guys

1236
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 7: the best name.

1237
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:51,440
Speaker 8: Seven seconds of life, id.

1238
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:52,720
Speaker 22: Child.

1239
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 5: After that, she's good, she.

1240
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 8: Was really good.

1241
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:59,200
Speaker 5: I'm actually ready for her elbow.

1242
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 27: Yeahs rebound Battye that was what you're doing at Post

1243
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,719
Speaker 27: Malone and jelly roll and you can find all of

1244
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,240
Speaker 27: our content, our second dates, phone taps, and more.

1245
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 7: What you're doing is on our YouTube, Instagram, TikTok all

1246
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 7: of it at Brook and Jeffrey.

1247
00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1248
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 7: It's Newbie Weak on the show, where all of our

1249
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 7: listeners in this game, just like a little fresh flower

1250
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 7: are springing up out of the ground for the first time.

1251
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 7: They are opening up their petals, feeling the warmth of

1252
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 7: the sun. They're brand new, and little do they know it,

1253
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 7: they were about to become Brooks lunch.

1254
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna eat the flowers. That's gonna trample them.

1255
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 7: But sure you like salads though, So let's meet your

1256
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 7: future meal.

1257
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 10: His name is Mark.

1258
00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 8: Mark.

1259
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 7: How long have you been listening to the show and

1260
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,479
Speaker 7: why on earth do you want to play Brook?

1261
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 23: Yeah, I've been listening for about a year, and you know,

1262
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 23: I've tied Brook a few times. I've even been here

1263
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 23: a couple of times, so I feel like, you know,

1264
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,120
Speaker 23: Newbie Beak is a perfect time for me.

1265
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 7: We'll see what happens here. Brook's gonna leave the studio.

1266
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 7: We're gonna get to the game. You got thirty seconds

1267
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 7: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't

1268
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 7: know when, you could say pass.

1269
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 10: But you have to beat Brook outright if you want

1270
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,080
Speaker 10: to win. Are you ready?

1271
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:21,680
Speaker 22: Yes?

1272
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 10: Good luck?

1273
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 7: Your time starts now. Today's chocolate Day. Sonny the cuckoo

1274
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 7: bird is the mascot for what serial? In a gymnastics event?

1275
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 7: What's the maximum score someone can receive from each judge?

1276
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 7: Tent Frodo Baggins is from what book series?

1277
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 9: It?

1278
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 7: Pumis is a type of rock that sinks in water,

1279
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 7: true or false, stretching over one four hundred miles in

1280
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:50,360
Speaker 7: the ocean. What's the largest living structure on earth? Mixing egg,

1281
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:56,680
Speaker 7: yolks and oil makes what you pass on that last one?

1282
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 15: Oh holidays?

1283
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,040
Speaker 7: There we go. It's in Brooks coming back into the

1284
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 7: studio now and again, welcome to newbie week Mark. Since

1285
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 7: you're a brand new player, let's learn a little bit

1286
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:07,920
Speaker 7: about you. It says on my screener you work for

1287
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 7: the state government in small business assistance. He has to

1288
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 7: say that you're a fan of commerce, and you're married

1289
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 7: with one kid, and we would love to hear your

1290
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 7: child's name, And Brook promises not to judge it, even

1291
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 7: though I can see the look on her face. I

1292
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 7: will report back to you when you say, okay, go ahead,

1293
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 7: what's your kid's name?

1294
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:33,560
Speaker 23: All right? My kid's name is Bergen. It's the second

1295
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 23: largest city in.

1296
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:35,480
Speaker 3: Norway, Bergen.

1297
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 7: Say that again, Okay, I can report the Brooks bottom

1298
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:43,360
Speaker 7: lip curled, her upper lip twitched, and her nose did

1299
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:44,320
Speaker 7: wrinkle at the names.

1300
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 20: Have you?

1301
00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 3: Have you gone to Bergen?

1302
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 7: Yes?

1303
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 3: We have.

1304
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 2: Misson me, you didn't go and you hated it, and

1305
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:50,920
Speaker 2: you're like, we're gonna name our kid after this garbage

1306
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 2: dump city.

1307
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 3: That's better the name of the kid Montana.

1308
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 7: You know, yeah, I mean it's the listening right now, Like, hey,

1309
00:59:59,080 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 7: it would.

1310
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 10: Be nice if you to name all of your kids

1311
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 10: after where they were conceived.

1312
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 2: I have a cousin named backseat.

1313
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,600
Speaker 7: All right, Mark, you're gonna sit tight so we can

1314
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 7: get Brooks turn in brook You ready, Yep? Your time

1315
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 7: starts now. Today is chocolate Day, Sonny. The cuckoo bird

1316
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,680
Speaker 7: is the mascot for what Cereal brand?

1317
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 3: Cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

1318
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 7: In a gymnastics event, what's the maximum score someone can

1319
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 7: receive from each judge? Nine Frodo Baggins is from what

1320
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:31,160
Speaker 7: book series The Hobbit. Pummus is a type of rock

1321
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 7: that sinks in water, true or false false, stretching over

1322
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 7: one thy four hundred miles in the ocean. What is

1323
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,440
Speaker 7: the largest living structure on Earth?

1324
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:41,360
Speaker 3: The Great Barrier?

1325
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 7: Reef mixing egg yolks and oil mix?

1326
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 3: What mayonnaise?

1327
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,000
Speaker 7: All right, that's time to head on over to the

1328
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 7: scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.

1329
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 12: Very nice, Mark, I like you.

1330
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,600
Speaker 7: You got three correct anymore?

1331
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:01,640
Speaker 1: Pretty good for a new solid that's really good and

1332
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 1: brook four crowns.

1333
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 7: Wow, just edged you out there, Mark, Sorry about that.

1334
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 10: Let's go over the answer for everyone. It's chocolate Day

1335
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 10: Sonny the Cuckoo Bird.

1336
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 7: He's the mascot for Cocoa Puff cereal. In a gymnastics event,

1337
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 7: each judge can give a maximum score of ten.

1338
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, duh. I don't know why I said nine. That

1339
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 3: was really stupid.

1340
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 7: Frodo Baggins is from the book series Lord of the

1341
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 7: Rings The Hobbit.

1342
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,120
Speaker 10: I don't think has fro Do in it yet, No,

1343
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,000
Speaker 10: No kind of pree that's.

1344
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 7: Pre fro Do. Pummus is the type of rock that

1345
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 7: sinks in water. That's false. It floats. It's very light,

1346
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 7: stretching over one thy four hundred miles in the ocean.

1347
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 7: The Great Barrier Reef would be the largest living structure

1348
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:42,080
Speaker 7: on Earth.

1349
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:42,480
Speaker 15: Mark.

1350
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 8: We did not give you that. You said, the Great

1351
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 8: Coral Reef. Is it not living, that's dying.

1352
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 7: Parts of it are and mixing egg yolks and oil

1353
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 7: that makes mayonnaise. Mark. I'm sorry it was not enough

1354
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 7: to beat Brooke today, but just for playing, we are

1355
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 7: going to give you a family four pack of tickets

1356
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:02,040
Speaker 7: to the Doc mix stuff and Exhibit, Doc McStuffins. The

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Speaker 7: exhibit is open now at Imagine Children's Museum and Everett.

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Speaker 7: Assist Halley in the operating room, give check ups in

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Speaker 7: the er, Visit Lammy in the nursery, help Stuffy in

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Speaker 7: the pet vet, and make them all better and you'll

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Speaker 7: feel better too. Doc mcstuffin's the exhibit. There you go.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're the first newbie of the week. Do you

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Speaker 1: have any advice for the future newbies?

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Speaker 3: Practice practice?

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Speaker 8: You don't want to like, imagine Brook naked or anything

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Speaker 8: like that.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to imagine myself naked.

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Speaker 10: Come back again soon.

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Speaker 7: We're going to continue with more wind Brooks Bucks Newbie Week,

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Speaker 7: same time tomorrow

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Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,