Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're in We're in the safe place, everybody.
Speaker 1: Things are so good. Oh my god, this role is
Speaker 1: down under the premiere slitacept this role, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I do accept. There's so much drama already, so much
Speaker 1: it's weird. Yes, Julio, welcome to a very special episode
Speaker 1: of Will You Accept This? Rose? My name is Art
Speaker 1: and Marie. I'm coming to you from my boogie garage.
Speaker 1: So excited to be doing the premiere episode of Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise. Thank you so much. I just much before
Speaker 1: we introduced our guests that we all dressed up with
Speaker 1: the REGs, dressed up a because it's a premiere and
Speaker 1: we're excited about our brand new We have a pre
Speaker 1: mer guest coming, but we're gonna save her intro for last.
Speaker 1: But we wanted to make her feel welcome, and we
Speaker 1: wanted to be be dressed up to it felt fancy.
Speaker 1: To my right is a woman that I adore who
Speaker 1: looks great in her podcast Black Tie. Let's give her
Speaker 1: the longest intro ever. Oh no, oh yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1: She's a secretary out this day she passed. It's a
Speaker 1: hard time he ever traveled. Eye listen that's not this pageant.
Speaker 1: Bruce stops upon a round her call, but then she'll say,
Speaker 1: my name is Paget Brewster on the Secretary of State.
Speaker 1: You want peace paying things. So I love her, I
Speaker 1: need her. She's my friend. We want the wow. Is
Speaker 1: there a radio edit that that? That is Paget? How
Speaker 1: do you feel that song? I love that song. It
Speaker 1: really is just pure feeling. It's all. It's truly brings
Speaker 1: my feeling about it's to me. It feels like how
Speaker 1: I felt with you on stage in Nashville at the
Speaker 1: karaoke the Lesbian karaoke bar. That is that is you've
Speaker 1: You've captured That's how I captured that feeling. Okay, to
Speaker 1: my left is a man that's so handsome. Let's give
Speaker 1: him the craziest intro, the longest craziest intro song. Bobbies
Speaker 1: on a vacation, all away talking. That's happening so mad.
Speaker 1: I want to say, you know, I like my Bachelor
Speaker 1: of the Year is a little bit. It's tortally. I've
Speaker 1: never done like metal love d The Cats, I mean
Speaker 1: that's Cats. Actually is the new show. That is Cats.
Speaker 1: That's you don't have to see Cats. That is the
Speaker 1: Cat that's the scariest trailer. Oh, Rob, it's so nice
Speaker 1: to see you. You look so handsome. You dressed up.
Speaker 1: I did, I did. You're in your black ty summer
Speaker 1: from Aware. You look at black and white on we
Speaker 1: have kind of thing. We dressed up. You're so handsome.
Speaker 1: Are you feeling so good? Getting ready to go to Paradise?
Speaker 1: So excited. It's my favorite show on television. It is
Speaker 1: the most important show ever. I'm really excited. Are you
Speaker 1: excited about our new guests? Super excited? Okay, let's give
Speaker 1: our new guests a proper intro. You may know her
Speaker 1: it's still Rose from the DVA show and say super
Speaker 1: or maybe Nora's Ellen Gus Wall that that is an
Speaker 1: entourage But I know or as my friend be really
Speaker 1: Angela we love wow. Yeah. She always does everyone to
Speaker 1: loan her seventeen. I ask everybody. In fact, even I
Speaker 1: even sent Debbie Rye and a Venmo request for seventeen.
Speaker 1: She did not. She denied it, um, but then she
Speaker 1: sent me seventeen cents. Beverly DeAngelo, welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's a pleasure to be here. But I just want
Speaker 1: to point out that I go with you. It looks
Speaker 1: so good. You look beautiful. It looks great. It's actually
Speaker 1: the exact same. It's a very specific color palette, and
Speaker 1: it's beautiful that we're gonna have to get a shot
Speaker 1: against that at the at the very Here we go.
Speaker 1: That's how you do it. Here we go. Um. Beverly
Speaker 1: and I befriended each other season one on Insatiable. She
Speaker 1: played Stellar Rose uh, and we just hit it off.
Speaker 1: You were so great on that show. Well, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you got murdered because it would have
Speaker 1: been fun to hang out with you again. Well you know,
Speaker 1: but here I am. Did you know a lot of
Speaker 1: your scenes were with Debbie Ryan. That's delightful. Debbie and
Speaker 1: Dallas and Queen love her. How could we not love her?
Speaker 1: And you're also friends with our friend Lauren Lakis. You
Speaker 1: are in a movie you did wear in the Unicorn
Speaker 1: with her and our friend Lace Pass. Yes, I am night.
Speaker 1: I mean you can't go wrong with that. And you've
Speaker 1: been listening to the podcast, but you were like, I
Speaker 1: want to do the podcast. I've never watched The Bachelor,
Speaker 1: and I was like, why why don't we start with
Speaker 1: Paradise the great the most important television show on Earth
Speaker 1: and you're all in now, I mean, so let's get started.
Speaker 1: Before we get going, we want to address one former controversy. Hannah.
Speaker 1: Apparently last week Tyler Tyler, I guess went and spent
Speaker 1: the night at Hannah's. There was pictures of him leaving
Speaker 1: her apartment, and then like two nights later he was
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn with Gigi Hadid at the Soho house and
Speaker 1: then he had another Davis. It was hard to watch
Speaker 1: some woman blow it so hard with such a handsome
Speaker 1: man that was paying fall to watch, like he's so
Speaker 1: out of her hands. Reached now the wrong she picked
Speaker 1: the wrong guy. What about Dylan? I mean, Dylan is
Speaker 1: the sweetest guy ever. Dylan. Well, we're not talking. We're
Speaker 1: talking about Hannah the other hand I Hannah the Bachelorette. Yes,
Speaker 1: there's two Hannahs. So it was the Handah that picked
Speaker 1: the wrong bachelor and then the hot guy that she
Speaker 1: liked in thee the Bachelorette. She picked the bachelor who
Speaker 1: actually had a girlfriend. H Yeah, and now Beverly's versed
Speaker 1: in Bachelor in Paradise. Yes, it's right, you know, when
Speaker 1: the period of but you know, I mean, but you're
Speaker 1: but you know what everybody's Debbie entered as a rookie.
Speaker 1: She was our rookie last season, and now you're our
Speaker 1: rookie this season. You're Rookie of the Year twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: And I'm constantly asking them to remind me who is who? Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's the hand is like, because I don't know
Speaker 1: what there's Hanna got a hand. There's been like four
Speaker 1: Ashley's before. There's like it's it's it's not easy, and
Speaker 1: everyone's spelled different score kind overall the first two nights,
Speaker 1: I mean, how do we feel about Paradise so far?
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a fun one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's great so Far's he reminds me so
Speaker 1: on his season he was sort of like the sweet
Speaker 1: pea that got that got bro. He made it to
Speaker 1: the second like he proposed, he made it to the
Speaker 1: final two, and he was sort of the nice guy,
Speaker 1: kind of dork gear and she picked more of the
Speaker 1: alpha male and we've seen this happen a few times.
Speaker 1: We're sort of the nice guys. I think a lot
Speaker 1: of women are like, oh, he's safe, he's sweet, and
Speaker 1: I feel like he went on a Poonanni tear for
Speaker 1: the last twelve months and then like because all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I think every woman thinks he's like the
Speaker 1: safe guy, but then like they don't know, so he's
Speaker 1: using that. I think he's sort of James Taylor, like
Speaker 1: poonany like surfing the p of ams. We did this
Speaker 1: podcast in Nashville years ago and this guy that we
Speaker 1: thought was so nice, a singer songwriter named James Taylor,
Speaker 1: and we saw he came and joined us. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not going to change that, good idea, there you go.
Speaker 1: He told us he's left with two hundred women that year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: since he was on the Bachelor. So that it's just
Speaker 1: what women are constantly throwing themselves. But isn't that really
Speaker 1: kind of the Well, why don't you know? I think
Speaker 1: it's about social media. I think that they're that they're
Speaker 1: kind of like, going with this guy, make me move
Speaker 1: money if by hook up with him, because higher profile.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's not and we can get the marriage
Speaker 1: paid for in the baby stuff. Well, with James Taylor
Speaker 1: wouldn't be because he wasn't so popular, but I actually
Speaker 1: think with Blake it actually would be good. It would
Speaker 1: be increases their social media things. What those people do
Speaker 1: what people do their Instagram people, that's that's how they
Speaker 1: make their money. So I think they go on the
Speaker 1: hunt not just for like, you know, the thing that's
Speaker 1: down with things, but I think that they go on
Speaker 1: the hunt to figure out now by hook up with
Speaker 1: him my you know, my social media prison a picture
Speaker 1: of us at stage coach and suddenly I'm like getting
Speaker 1: paid five. I think you're rights and stuff. It's it's
Speaker 1: an analytical and downer point of view, and it does
Speaker 1: not interfere with the fun working. Okay. I also think
Speaker 1: it's probably apt and those are enterprising young people. Let's
Speaker 1: looking at that way there. And to make your money,
Speaker 1: you go one year? You do you got one year?
Speaker 1: Not even you've got like six months. So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, why not? Um okay, So we have he's
Speaker 1: ok starting off, we have Tasha and she's like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm going to paradise. I'm ready and um and that
Speaker 1: was the one that springs out of the greenery and
Speaker 1: the leopard print that oh my god, Yeah, that's that's you.
Speaker 1: That's your little brand. Yeah. I I found the first night,
Speaker 1: like the first st the intro intros, the one intro
Speaker 1: that really stood out to me with Jane drinking, like
Speaker 1: if you're if you're my god, like a blow job,
Speaker 1: then what wants that in there? You mean your it's signals,
Speaker 1: it's how can I First of all, she ye, we
Speaker 1: we just need something brushing the teeth with the hot
Speaker 1: that the egg, the egg, the amount of the eggs.
Speaker 1: I was like, if that somebody tweeted us like something
Speaker 1: really crazy? Now is that's your thing? You're so desperate,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I think a producer was like, let's spice
Speaker 1: this up, like you know, would be funny brush your teeth?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And I just say I would be.
Speaker 1: I would be the person that would be completelyipulated by
Speaker 1: a producer. I would have been the person, the fool
Speaker 1: that they would be like, this is a great idea.
Speaker 1: I would have been the dummy. And I would have
Speaker 1: known in my heart of hearts, like it really doesn't
Speaker 1: feel right, but I let them talk to me. But
Speaker 1: it works. It works for those people. They will continue
Speaker 1: now back on Nachelor in Paradise if they make an impression,
Speaker 1: and the producer's job is to make sure they make
Speaker 1: an impression. Jane was the one that we were obsessed
Speaker 1: with that we thought was going to be crazy because
Speaker 1: it's not her real name. Her name was Adrian. Jane
Speaker 1: says Adrian quote Jane, it's like anybody that changes, like
Speaker 1: a perfectly fine name. Adrian is a nice lady's name.
Speaker 1: And then to Jane, it's like what witness protected call me? Jane? Jane, Jane,
Speaker 1: how I go on the same look like the same person. Then, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like the catalog they often do. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of Hannah's, there's a lot of Laurens actally um. So
Speaker 1: then we have Blake. We see Blake. He's doing push
Speaker 1: ups and really bad shorts. He was short. He did
Speaker 1: three pushups and looked directly in the camera by accident,
Speaker 1: and they're like demi push ups. There he is really
Speaker 1: He also looks like he's been drinking a lot on
Speaker 1: his Poon tour, and he's trying to get back in shape,
Speaker 1: not as badly as Kevin's been whipping himself into shape
Speaker 1: for Paradise. Kevin. When Kevin whipped off his shirt for
Speaker 1: Chris Sarrison but then put the shirt back on inside out.
Speaker 1: Kevin the one who kisses his muscle and his Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's really sexy. So then we have we've got Cam
Speaker 1: he's doing a wrap. He's overhanalyzed. I can't be he's
Speaker 1: that He's back Demi. I love Demi, but she was
Speaker 1: so excited. The producers are feeling like you're trying to
Speaker 1: get like hip and young. It's like we found someone
Speaker 1: who's fluid and like having her chat with Hannah like
Speaker 1: I fall in love with who I love and like
Speaker 1: Chris hin Hannah having to like at cool, having to
Speaker 1: keep her face like having to I think she was
Speaker 1: that demo. And also the way that Blake is supposed
Speaker 1: to be like the symbol of me too or something
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, we'll get to Blake in a second.
Speaker 1: It's an interesting conundrum with Blake. Yes, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of we'll get there, we'll get there. So then we
Speaker 1: have Clay Um Clay, he says, I who should have
Speaker 1: no controversy. I tried to make it in my NFL
Speaker 1: career and it didn't work out. Didn't not work out
Speaker 1: because he broke his wrist. I think he wasn't very
Speaker 1: good to begin with. I don't think he was like
Speaker 1: a big player, and maybe he just got cut, maybe
Speaker 1: he did get injured. I don't think it was because
Speaker 1: he was saying he was a free agent, so he
Speaker 1: may not have gotten picked up again. Okay, so then
Speaker 1: we have Nicole. She has all of her tissues, she's packing,
Speaker 1: she's working out, and she's lifting Halo Top things of
Speaker 1: ice cream. I mean again, remember they gave her the
Speaker 1: lifetime support or a year supply of Halo ice cream? Why? Why?
Speaker 1: Because she cried so much on Colt season that they
Speaker 1: were like, oh my god, and I like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're the only person who would remember that. I guess
Speaker 1: she still had to work out with Halo. Halo Top
Speaker 1: has really taken over my life. Chris, Chris Bukowski, he's back,
Speaker 1: coming out of retirement. It says he's thirty one. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's a handsome guy. He's the same age as Blake,
Speaker 1: but like he's a disaster. He got addicted to fame,
Speaker 1: he quit the show and now he's bad. Hasn't he
Speaker 1: done six six? Yea? Yeah, that was painful, this retirement
Speaker 1: for real, And so we were all waiting with bated
Speaker 1: breath to find out what his next move would you
Speaker 1: can't say, just sort of like the idea of what
Speaker 1: you were saying with like them sort of trying to
Speaker 1: get magazine covers. He's so far out of the yeah
Speaker 1: that he's like and nobody would care with him because
Speaker 1: he's not current not he's retirement age. Here it's actually
Speaker 1: it's thirty one. I think it did say. I think
Speaker 1: that Chiron does say thirty two. The first the first night,
Speaker 1: I think it's said thirty one, and then the second night,
Speaker 1: I think it's said thirty two. Every episode we reach
Speaker 1: his actual age. He said he was on what was
Speaker 1: Emily Maynard and twelve, Yeah, that's when we first um so.
Speaker 1: Then the first person at the beach is little Hannah
Speaker 1: Gee Ferby Ferby, and she she's she's grown on me.
Speaker 1: She's pretty cute. She actually has a nice personality. You know, well,
Speaker 1: we're not there yet. So she goes. They feel star
Speaker 1: struck by paradise, and then Blake came down and she's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I Blake and I've been talking. I'm excited
Speaker 1: that he's going to be there. In our minds. That's
Speaker 1: like a nice couple. We don't know yet, we don't
Speaker 1: know yet what's about to happen. It's like, oh, here
Speaker 1: comes Blake. He was in the school shooting. His mom left,
Speaker 1: his mom left his dad for the gym teacher and
Speaker 1: like his dad, and his dad was really handsome and
Speaker 1: the gym teacher looked like Walace Shawn Like, so then
Speaker 1: like for then we have we have um. People are
Speaker 1: super into Tasia and Tassia's talking to somebody and she says,
Speaker 1: I'm a vibes girl. You have good vibes, good energy.
Speaker 1: Remind me is down to final two? Yeah, he cut Hannah,
Speaker 1: she was in the final three, Final three, and then
Speaker 1: we cut Hannah in the hotel room and yeah, and
Speaker 1: then Tassia had to comfort him. Yea. So then Kevin
Speaker 1: took a shirt off and then and then all he
Speaker 1: got all he couldn't believe he'd starved himself and worked
Speaker 1: himself and he was so psyched. And Chris Harrison was like,
Speaker 1: you're so pale, and he was like, like you forgot
Speaker 1: to get a spring tan. He works out four hours
Speaker 1: a dead chunky. I don't remember what was in the
Speaker 1: army then a veteran is an army reserve. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: all just try and get so buff because they'll be
Speaker 1: shirtless full time in Paradise. I mean, I don't like it.
Speaker 1: Look crazy. It's like shooting a Marvel movie. You take
Speaker 1: your shirt off for the first week while you're buff
Speaker 1: and then the rest of the season. If I was
Speaker 1: drinking that much, I would gain at least twelve pounds
Speaker 1: that much, Like I couldn't sit around not exercising, drinking
Speaker 1: that much in the sun, eating like chats. It would
Speaker 1: not anywhere have new rules though after they were in
Speaker 1: it's too but it's still to an hour. You two
Speaker 1: drinks an hour because people were being shrink lose yourself drinks.
Speaker 1: You're right, I cat stay slim with party. Um So
Speaker 1: then he goes he goes, wow, look at it here.
Speaker 1: It's so beautiful. It's like it's like to the infinity
Speaker 1: of what looks like Earth the water, like I don't
Speaker 1: know if he's a rocket scientist. They're walking snapchats, yeah
Speaker 1: they are so. Then his um Wells goes, wow, your
Speaker 1: torso proportions are quite something. He's like, I've been working
Speaker 1: out like he does. You know, I'm really proud with
Speaker 1: how it worked. Like he was so he's always like
Speaker 1: that attractive, just got attractive face, he got nice jawline,
Speaker 1: like they're like, yeah, good shoulder blades walking. I was like,
Speaker 1: what they got a nice eyebrowed bullin Good Birth and Hips.
Speaker 1: So um, someone else has arrived. And then we see
Speaker 1: Blake is carrying Hannah around, but Wills has a plan
Speaker 1: for Hannah. We are two Wills. He did our part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we liked Wills. We liked I still like Wells. Wills
Speaker 1: kept doing like humanitarian work. You had Wills here. We
Speaker 1: had Wills and Wells. We've had both Wills and Wells
Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah an Elice in San Franance, Yeah, and Wills.
Speaker 1: We had Will well Well, we had Wells. We had
Speaker 1: Wells on in Nashville and Will Wills on in Sara
Speaker 1: Sarano and Analysan in San Francio. We also had Wells
Speaker 1: on in San Francisco. We did remember that we did
Speaker 1: Stance in the park. Yes, well Well has done it.
Speaker 1: He's actually I really I think the bartender. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love it. I love Yeah. I was going to ask
Speaker 1: about him. Does he ever get like he's married Gara
Speaker 1: Highland from Modern Family, Oh my god. Yeah, they've been
Speaker 1: doing like three years. They Yeah, they just got engaged
Speaker 1: because we love the adorable in person. He did deep
Speaker 1: every sad junking story at the end of the night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you imagine. So he was on
Speaker 1: one season and they liked him. He was different, like
Speaker 1: he would reference like Talking Heads albums and people would
Speaker 1: stare at him like what the are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Like he's actually a really fun, cool guy. And they
Speaker 1: liked him so much they had him go be the
Speaker 1: bartender I know, and then he fell in love as
Speaker 1: their island. Um so, then we have um so. Then
Speaker 1: so Will's is watching Hannah and Blake chatting on the
Speaker 1: day bed and and his plan is to ask her
Speaker 1: lots of He's got like a twelve point system question.
Speaker 1: He wants to ask every question he's telling the camera.
Speaker 1: She tells Blake, so it's like, what's your favorite food?
Speaker 1: And she's like, like a charcuterie platter. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: so that was arcard a lot of food that's like
Speaker 1: a variety that can't be foods and Blake and Blake said, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: arc charcouonerie board is nobody's favorite fing It's not a food,
Speaker 1: it's a it's like a buffet. It's like, take a
Speaker 1: buffet is my favorite? I like a breakfast beret. I
Speaker 1: actually do like a breakfast buffet. So much favorite food
Speaker 1: that's my favorite food. I thought that was so strange.
Speaker 1: He's like, what's your favorite food? Like shacoti board. He's
Speaker 1: like me too. He seems to have all like did
Speaker 1: he write these questions out before he came all questions? No,
Speaker 1: Blake's questions as well, are all very like So ten
Speaker 1: years from now, we're sitting on a bench like everything is. So,
Speaker 1: here's my theory, here's my sharing. So I'm gonna just
Speaker 1: say it now. I'm gonna get the scandal out of
Speaker 1: the way now because because I want to discuss my theory.
Speaker 1: So the scandal is this something in the room. So
Speaker 1: everyone's like, Blake sucks, Blake sucks. There's the elephant. That's
Speaker 1: Blake sex. Blake sucks. Blake. Two girls, two nights in
Speaker 1: a row. He told me to be a secret. He
Speaker 1: wooed me all week and stage coach who new stage
Speaker 1: every the country Western the weekend in the weekend after Coach,
Speaker 1: So they probably just stay. They probably go to Coachella
Speaker 1: and they probably just stay. So okay, So then last night,
Speaker 1: um Blake looks like he's having like a mental breakdown.
Speaker 1: He does on his main page. On his main page,
Speaker 1: he does like a seven page thing long. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's main page. He's like, I don't eat did the text?
Speaker 1: So wait wait waitre not okay, wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wa plays whole plays, whole place. Okay. So first he goes, look,
Speaker 1: I don't want to put this out there, but it's
Speaker 1: really painful. Yes, I did some stuff. I'm not proud
Speaker 1: of myself, like I've basically kind of like I've been
Speaker 1: kind of like James Taylor this year. However, I feel
Speaker 1: like I need to defend myself. Go to my stories.
Speaker 1: So in the stories, he did disappearing screen grabs of
Speaker 1: all of her texts that were basically her sage. Klin
Speaker 1: to him that was like I want sex. He's like, no,
Speaker 1: this is a bad idea. I'm coming over for sex.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, we should go to bed. She's like
Speaker 1: he's like he's he goes, we can cuddle, she goes, no,
Speaker 1: no sex only, and like so she's demanding sex and
Speaker 1: so she's being the real aggressor in this. And then
Speaker 1: afterwards you can see him saying we need to tell people,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I don't want to, but I will
Speaker 1: say so. And then he's afterwards freaking out and crying
Speaker 1: and like punching himself in the face of the chest,
Speaker 1: and then, um, it was hard. It was it was
Speaker 1: hard to watch while the show was one last night,
Speaker 1: I texted you guys, I guess it didn't so then
Speaker 1: he so then he oh, really, I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that. Christina's texts up. I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: So then, But the thing that confuses me. So I
Speaker 1: was watching that because I already knew about the text,
Speaker 1: and I was watching it, and I'm like, okay, So,
Speaker 1: I mean again, who knows what happened? Like the truth
Speaker 1: probably lies somewhere in the middle. Like she was definitely
Speaker 1: more aggressive than she was making her out to be.
Speaker 1: But the way he was crying last night and being like,
Speaker 1: my whole life is about to change because of my actions,
Speaker 1: it's like, well, all right, if it wasn't if you
Speaker 1: were single and it was just a woman being aggressive,
Speaker 1: Like it just feels like his reaction of how bad
Speaker 1: he behaved was larger than what the text, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's weird, Like where what is I don't
Speaker 1: worry about? Yeah, he was just worried about looking like
Speaker 1: a bad guy because he you know, he did actually
Speaker 1: say when he was talking to and he said, look,
Speaker 1: you know this will only make sense if if you
Speaker 1: tell me do you have feelings for me? And and
Speaker 1: she went off on a thing more about like this
Speaker 1: is what a man should do and what I mentioned,
Speaker 1: and she had the opportunity to say do you have
Speaker 1: feelings for me? And kind of scooch past all that,
Speaker 1: but it didn't work. I thought that he actually I
Speaker 1: thought that was a valid point, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was true, like it only ma makes sense to be
Speaker 1: busted like this if you really care about me, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true because I'm a single man and stuff. But
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know, so his questions, I guess,
Speaker 1: And also, like what you were saying at a like
Speaker 1: his questions. Part of me is like, okay, if he
Speaker 1: has been kind of a dirt ball, Look, we all
Speaker 1: know guys that are players. If he's been kind of
Speaker 1: a player tearing through air, so yeah, like you're allowed
Speaker 1: to be a player. But like, if you know you've
Speaker 1: been kind of an extra dirty dog player, maybe this
Speaker 1: was his planned like for his good guy image redemption
Speaker 1: tour of like the Redemption I'm going to be a
Speaker 1: gentleman on TV. I'm gonna ask I'm gonna pick Taitia
Speaker 1: and not Hannah, And I'm gonna like, like everyone thinks
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick Hannah, but I'm gonna surprise people and
Speaker 1: go be a gentleman and ask questions like you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like like I feel like he's so
Speaker 1: worried about his image, Like he only cares about himself.
Speaker 1: He doesn't really sad about how the women. He bothered
Speaker 1: me that he said to her, He said, Christina, I
Speaker 1: can't believe you do this. You know, if he keep
Speaker 1: blaming her, I was like, you did this, dude. There
Speaker 1: was no yeah, which is totally nice. Someone tweeted at
Speaker 1: us he said, this is the worst day of my life.
Speaker 1: And he was at in a school shooting. It's like
Speaker 1: that's that's the worst in your life. That's the most
Speaker 1: terrifying thing you can ever be in. And then a
Speaker 1: bunch of girls being like, how dare you treat us
Speaker 1: like this is the worst. What was shocking was there
Speaker 1: was just no accountability for that he had a hand in.
Speaker 1: He was apologetic, He wasn't. He was like, I'm so
Speaker 1: so sorry. He was apologetic, but there was almost like
Speaker 1: how could you do this? To me have been sorry
Speaker 1: for how he made her feel, but we don't instead
Speaker 1: of just being sorry for his behavior with Christina. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that he was upset and then he put it on her,
Speaker 1: which he did. He's like that and I'm mad at
Speaker 1: I'm mad at her. And yet when you look at
Speaker 1: the texts, and I just think people have like, I mean,
Speaker 1: we could like it was do you want to show rob? Okay?
Speaker 1: So there's there's a bunch of texts. The first one,
Speaker 1: the first one that he posted is one week before Paradise.
Speaker 1: I don't know why he posted. He posted it like
Speaker 1: out of order. Well I saw mine in order. I
Speaker 1: saw that. Okay. It starts a stagecoach. She says, I'm coming.
Speaker 1: He says, this is uh, you know, basically, I'm going
Speaker 1: to come over. And he was like and she's like,
Speaker 1: it'll be fine. It's chilling. It's like that's what they
Speaker 1: all say. And she says, come on, loosen up, let's
Speaker 1: just have a good time. Man. I just ordered an
Speaker 1: uber And then he's like, that's what you all say,
Speaker 1: and then um, she said, we can. I'm kind of
Speaker 1: skipping around because I want to read all that. We
Speaker 1: can cuddle, but no sex, and she says, yes, sex
Speaker 1: only sex. He says, I have willpower and then she
Speaker 1: says no cuddling. Um, and then she said you both
Speaker 1: know that we're not true. And then he said, I
Speaker 1: know when you get a little alcohol in you like
Speaker 1: basically how you are and then uh, and then she
Speaker 1: says I'm a gentleman, and she goes, that's very false.
Speaker 1: If I come over, it's strictly for sex, nothing more.
Speaker 1: Nothing so bad for the guy a little. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to be honest. Look, when it comes down to it,
Speaker 1: even if she threw herself at him, I think that
Speaker 1: he has to admit culpability that it was. And he
Speaker 1: didn't last night. He did, he was he was never like, hey,
Speaker 1: you're right, I can see where this would hurt you.
Speaker 1: I can see how you feel. Yeah, yeah, and I
Speaker 1: think that would. I think they're both sucked up. I
Speaker 1: think they both just sucked up. But then they then
Speaker 1: they keep texting like a week before Paradise, where they're
Speaker 1: like freaking out because I guess Christina didn't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: news of them got out and they're like, who knows,
Speaker 1: We've been so careful and yeah, I don't know either,
Speaker 1: and he's like, because he must have been dating Christina. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And she was like, and they're like, did you talk
Speaker 1: to Cassie and Colton? Did they hell anybody? So, like,
Speaker 1: the news of them hooking up got out and they're
Speaker 1: like freaking out and they don't know if they should
Speaker 1: go to Paradise. And she's like, I really don't want
Speaker 1: to tell people, but I don't want people finding out
Speaker 1: and looking like hired. Did you tell Hannah? Was that Hannah? Gee? No,
Speaker 1: she said Cassie. Also because earlier she keeps saying did
Speaker 1: you tell Hannah, and then Blake keeps being like, no,
Speaker 1: I haven't told her yet, which I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know who he hooked up, Like, I don't get. It
Speaker 1: also feels like back in a day when before everybody
Speaker 1: became influencers, But early on in Paradise, people would be like,
Speaker 1: nice to meet you, Rob, like they were not all
Speaker 1: hanging out like yeah, we weren't able to contact each
Speaker 1: other much now, I mean, because they're just like, can
Speaker 1: we like just think about it? And she's like, I
Speaker 1: think it's better to be honest, he said, we can
Speaker 1: do you know, I just don't think you will feel
Speaker 1: any more comfortable and sure, I guess let's just be honest.
Speaker 1: We funked up so bad. And then she's like, let's
Speaker 1: just play it off. It's not being a big deal.
Speaker 1: Every mean she in this world. I mean like that's
Speaker 1: when he's saying, it's yeah the way and she comes
Speaker 1: after him, and everyone makes sense where he would feel
Speaker 1: so impact. Well, we know has done this before. She
Speaker 1: did that, and Anna she did with Hannah, and then
Speaker 1: she did with Katie, Remember lying about like Katie saying something,
Speaker 1: and then Tasia she's like totally like it's also like
Speaker 1: if he she's the one who's saying that we shouldn't lie,
Speaker 1: and he's it's so like if and if he was
Speaker 1: with if he and she's a big if he was
Speaker 1: with Christina and she did kind of push it and
Speaker 1: push it and I'm getting in a car and I
Speaker 1: need sex. It's like I can see how he's like,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have done this. This was a mistake, Like
Speaker 1: we shouldn't have gone through this. I knew we shouldn't
Speaker 1: have done this, and this was a mistake. People make mistakes.
Speaker 1: It doesn't mean you were a mistake. But it was
Speaker 1: as as my gut feeling at the whole thing and going,
Speaker 1: you she has a part in this too. Oh absolutely,
Speaker 1: I mean she's spinning. Sure, I don't if I was
Speaker 1: him and I was getting that edit and I and again,
Speaker 1: he might have had like a poon surfing season, like
Speaker 1: what I'm sure he did. He's fought and everyone. I'm
Speaker 1: sure he did, and I'm sure he was kind of
Speaker 1: a growing like I bet he plays I've been a
Speaker 1: nice guy. And then but like I can see not
Speaker 1: wanting to get that edit and wanting to defend yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm saying it was great that he put the
Speaker 1: text up, but like I can see going, that's not
Speaker 1: what happened. These texts are are proving her story wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like they're they're not proving the same narrat I feel
Speaker 1: bad for Christine. Yeah, she's Russian, she's an orphan. I know,
Speaker 1: she's so sweet and she was so sweet. She had
Speaker 1: her heartbroken last year. She's a really lovely young lady
Speaker 1: and she had her heartbroken last time. I know. Heydner
Speaker 1: is like that was like his favorite obsessed with what
Speaker 1: did she eat? So he was so hungry and Russia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so before after she put it on, I feel like
Speaker 1: I've done it myself, so we're all right. So we'll
Speaker 1: probably get more back to Blake and stuff, you know,
Speaker 1: if I find anything else. So where with Kevin goes
Speaker 1: as a very solid cast of women. Well, we don't
Speaker 1: have any drama. And Yaka comes in with the horn
Speaker 1: cam comes up with his dumb leopard shirt and he goes,
Speaker 1: always beach cam and then I love that. Well, well,
Speaker 1: Wills goes, if I was at strip club, I would
Speaker 1: picture him as the DJ. That's really well, that's exactly right,
Speaker 1: it's perfect. That is perfect. I thought it's they're making
Speaker 1: fun of his shirts. I was like, you're all wearing
Speaker 1: like silly shirts. Yeah. Yeah, and he goes, I'm in
Speaker 1: and one of the ladies, oh, I think it was
Speaker 1: DEMI was like, he freaks me out. He seems like
Speaker 1: the guy that would growl. And he immediately goes, I'm
Speaker 1: in Paradi. You knew it. So we have John Paul
Speaker 1: Jones comes down in a speedo and he goes, but
Speaker 1: I'm ready to surf, you know, whatever comes my way. Um,
Speaker 1: and then we have He's just he's just a quirky guy.
Speaker 1: That John Paul man. You can so you know when
Speaker 1: he's like, my friends call me John Paul Jones. You
Speaker 1: know that his friends, he just doesn't have friends. My
Speaker 1: dolls called me. Yeah. But he's just like people like
Speaker 1: him because he's such a personality. Yeah, easy to be around.
Speaker 1: He's not a dick. He's just like he seems like
Speaker 1: a kind of he feels like, I'm what's his name
Speaker 1: from Sean Penn's character in Fast Time Shows. So I
Speaker 1: love that man. He's talking to the spectrum. Maybe I
Speaker 1: love when he saw his own reflection in the camera
Speaker 1: and then he had to churn. He's like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Like it was just like she's like, you know, talking
Speaker 1: matters people would make me nervous to go, I'm the
Speaker 1: type of person, like I'm the type of person like
Speaker 1: I'm direct and you're gonna know I'm the kind of
Speaker 1: person I just say it like it is like he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I I was like, I got my quirks and he's
Speaker 1: gonna go. I was like, I'm sorry, I just saw
Speaker 1: my reflection my hair looking do you want to friends
Speaker 1: bread my hair? I'm John Paul Jones. So we have
Speaker 1: Derek comes in. Derek was engaged last year to Taylor
Speaker 1: and I did not see this coming. But I love
Speaker 1: the Derek Demi com like combo because Taylor was so uptight,
Speaker 1: which she was the emotional intelligence. She'd like, Curran, you
Speaker 1: don't have any emotional intelligence. She was. She was super uptight.
Speaker 1: And they fell in love and they got engaged, and
Speaker 1: then they broke up, and like, basically he's dating the
Speaker 1: Karine of the next season, which is Demi, and like
Speaker 1: they're really cute together. He switched to the kar he
Speaker 1: switched Karen's more. Fun's not gonna last because then we
Speaker 1: know she's going to leave him for a chick. I
Speaker 1: can't wait for We don't know who it is. We
Speaker 1: can't what do you do a three way? And that
Speaker 1: three way? You do a three way? We're just trying
Speaker 1: to get someone of the opposite sex to give you.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have to switch it up about time. That
Speaker 1: would be excited. We know her girlfriend is coming, like
Speaker 1: they showed that already. Her girlfriend is coming up. Happened
Speaker 1: her girlfriend? Yeah? Well like her girlfriend or is it
Speaker 1: like another contrast, it's the girl that she was talking
Speaker 1: to Hannah about. Yeah, they coming as a girl. I
Speaker 1: think she's gonna end up hooking up with one of
Speaker 1: the contestants like it was her. She was going to
Speaker 1: bring her girlfriend. She on the show. She can't feel
Speaker 1: on the because she said it wasn't exclusive. She was like,
Speaker 1: I'm seeing someone, but it's like the trainer from San
Speaker 1: Diego Christ but she's getting married. I think it's the
Speaker 1: girl that she's seen. I thought that's what it made
Speaker 1: it sound like, can you kind of see her face?
Speaker 1: And I didn't recognize her. Maybe there'll be a throuper,
Speaker 1: Maybe it'll be her and Derek and had that Americans ready?
Speaker 1: Ever had a three way on the show? Have they
Speaker 1: had a three way? Have you guys ever been in
Speaker 1: a three way? Anybody heard of you? Really? Was it fun?
Speaker 1: Two guys or two girls? A girl and a guy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So what's that mean? Yeah? And a guy? And it
Speaker 1: was fun? Yeah, good for you, Beverly exciting. We were okay, great,
Speaker 1: I'll try anything. A couple of times? Did you do
Speaker 1: it more than once? Yeah? That's fun. I was intimidated.
Speaker 1: It was too intimidated. I couldn't do it. I've been asked.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that I've been asked, but I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Methodical people that asked. I was asked by one couple
Speaker 1: that the guy was my ex boyfriend and it was
Speaker 1: his new girlfriend, and that just seemed weird. That's not that,
Speaker 1: that's not a good idea, even though we were friendly
Speaker 1: and the other was a gay male couple and I
Speaker 1: just didn't want to be I'll try that. I what. No,
Speaker 1: I've never done that. I've never done two guys. But
Speaker 1: one of them was a really really good friend of mine.
Speaker 1: So as she'd come over and she told me where
Speaker 1: where she was with this guy who I thought was incredible,
Speaker 1: And I went over there and they were like both
Speaker 1: in bed and they're like, yeah, oh but it does
Speaker 1: it did distort stuff and your friendshop because it's like, see,
Speaker 1: I raised twins, so I know all about like the
Speaker 1: kind of you know, there's this interaction where it's like
Speaker 1: when you get three people together, it's a different thing
Speaker 1: that happened, and it can and I think it well, anyway,
Speaker 1: this is not about my three ways. Now, are your
Speaker 1: twins identical? Uh? No, I have a daughter and a son,
Speaker 1: so they're fraternal. That's interesting. I'm fat do they have
Speaker 1: a twin language? They did when they were a little.
Speaker 1: Fascinated by that. I'm fascinated by twins. They called bottles
Speaker 1: Bobby use. Yeah, yeah, they made that up. And do
Speaker 1: they have like a weird do they can they like
Speaker 1: sense things with each other, like sense things that are
Speaker 1: going I don't know, because they've always been very close,
Speaker 1: they've always been together, they've kind of gone through their
Speaker 1: lives together. Yeah, that's all they're They're just and they're
Speaker 1: great friends. I mean I've met I've met moms who
Speaker 1: have twins and they go, oh god, they're fighting, and yeah,
Speaker 1: my kids never fight. The biggest fight they ever had
Speaker 1: was was, I think years ago my son wanted my
Speaker 1: daughter played video games right, and she wasn't into it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. How going to college? Uh? In fact, it
Speaker 1: on Friday. I'm I'm uh getting my sun settled in
Speaker 1: his new apartment. But he'll be back yeah Northridge yea
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah yeah that's good. That's good like by
Speaker 1: your back yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a good way to do it. Um. So we have
Speaker 1: Chris b Is back. He's thirty two, and uh, Annalie
Speaker 1: starts flirting with him. Um, we have arriving, we have
Speaker 1: BB's back, Meatball, We've got Jane, We've got Nicole, the Crier, Clay.
Speaker 1: They all kind of came at once. Um. Clay was
Speaker 1: talking to Jane and he goes, um me. Tarzan was
Speaker 1: like okay, but he just talks like he didn't. Yeah
Speaker 1: he did. He's like, he's like very sweet, simple guy.
Speaker 1: He just talks like I'm a bit and works out.
Speaker 1: He's really a huge guy. He's very nice. I always
Speaker 1: reached Clay when he was on Becca season. Yeah. Yeah, Kaitlyn,
Speaker 1: and she's like being very getting all upset. She goes,
Speaker 1: I saw someone. Blake's not my favorite person. It didn't
Speaker 1: end well. And Chris Harrison's acting dumb like, oh rule it,
Speaker 1: you know, like um and then she walked in though,
Speaker 1: and I will say Blake's reaction was holy fuck, holy fuck.
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I gotta go. And he was like breathing.
Speaker 1: He was like oh shit, oh fuck, and he ran away.
Speaker 1: I mean that's not a small reaction. That was a
Speaker 1: big reaction. Goes back to the text, right, yeah, I
Speaker 1: must have seen her like she's but like but like
Speaker 1: what but like it makes me feel he looked guilty
Speaker 1: of something like it made him look extra. His reaction
Speaker 1: was so visceral and he went from having a really
Speaker 1: good time to like literally world had ended and he
Speaker 1: ran away like that was a bad reaction. Um. And
Speaker 1: then they go, okay, let's go to the Palapus. We're excited.
Speaker 1: It makes a main and everyone in the room and
Speaker 1: everybody there likes Clay um and and Alice's like, I
Speaker 1: don't think he's reading. Okay, yeah she did our show.
Speaker 1: It atleast sometimes gets in her own way does and
Speaker 1: she's lovely on the show. You're like, dude, okay, it's
Speaker 1: not your boyfriend. So it's been three months, like, and
Speaker 1: he didn't like her, like yeah, sometimes people talk about
Speaker 1: marriages and buying houses and then they're like, whoa this is.
Speaker 1: This isn't working. Like he's like, you should look at
Speaker 1: your own worl like, yeah, I didn't. I didn't think
Speaker 1: he handled it very well. He was like I think
Speaker 1: you may have misunderstood. Yeah he did. He was very like,
Speaker 1: he was very reason you might have just gotten. And
Speaker 1: then Demi I loved with Demi. Demi was like the
Speaker 1: voice of reason. That was like Grandma didn't take her bed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's because she's thirty four. In that world,
Speaker 1: she's a grandma. Grandma yeah, yeah, I loved cause Ana
Speaker 1: Lisa's like, I didn't want to say anything. Demi goes,
Speaker 1: why did you? Then? Yes, Demi doesn't funk around love
Speaker 1: that daughter of a prisoner, daughter, her mom's and jail.
Speaker 1: She was in for a long time for a while,
Speaker 1: So I mean, I know this is going to like
Speaker 1: betray my rookiness, But how do you know all this
Speaker 1: stuff about it was that they air it and they
Speaker 1: love it. This was all they on The Bachelor when
Speaker 1: she was a contestant to her package, I don't remember
Speaker 1: her to see her making like calls. They would see
Speaker 1: her making calls to her mom in federal prison. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. Uh so then um so, then Blake's
Speaker 1: on everyone's list and um and then Caitlin's like he
Speaker 1: did horrible things. She's telling me I'm a mistake. He
Speaker 1: never apologized. Meanwhile, he's flirting with Hamma. He goes, I
Speaker 1: never go to bed. I mean, my pomo is real.
Speaker 1: We vibe, we vibe. That was hard, Um, but now
Speaker 1: I felt like this was unclear. Did he spend months
Speaker 1: texting hand I think he did, saying I can't wait
Speaker 1: for us to get yes, maybe because she thought you
Speaker 1: show up and I think they hooked up. I don't
Speaker 1: think they did, yes, because I think maybe that's maybe
Speaker 1: that's the one. He was like, did you tell Hannah?
Speaker 1: Did you tell Hannah? Maybe it was that Hannah like,
Speaker 1: because maybe he was setting it up, like we're gonna
Speaker 1: be together. I trust Beverly's instincts. I bet she knows
Speaker 1: exactly who complete No, I think he might be right,
Speaker 1: so so so Okay, So he looked up with Christina
Speaker 1: we know, he looked up the next night with Kaylin
Speaker 1: we know at the stage coach at stage coach, and
Speaker 1: then and then he also hel what's her name? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were like yeah, I mean, I'm sure he asked
Speaker 1: Tasha out on the date when he got the date right,
Speaker 1: even though he was flirting with Hannah by text. For me,
Speaker 1: he's a bet of a dirty he is guilty in this.
Speaker 1: He's being a little he's a dirty dog, and he's
Speaker 1: trying to be the nice guy. It's like, if you're
Speaker 1: a dirty dog, to be a dirty dog. Don't be
Speaker 1: a dirty dog and trying to be the sweet pea.
Speaker 1: I just think the story has been spun and I
Speaker 1: think also editing probably isn't showing us the real story.
Speaker 1: Who's that little party? Is his archetype? Is his party line?
Speaker 1: Like I'm a man, I'm going to do what i
Speaker 1: want to do, and I'm entitled to do that. It's
Speaker 1: like I'm single. Just I think it's sort of like
Speaker 1: but I think I think where he gets it. I
Speaker 1: think where he gets into trouble is he tries to
Speaker 1: come off like the nice guy, and I think he
Speaker 1: just own it. There's all some dirties that tries to
Speaker 1: own it in a really not wish he was. I
Speaker 1: feel like we've all made out with some dirty dogs
Speaker 1: and you're like, I know this is a dirty dog,
Speaker 1: and that's what's kind of fun about them. Like it's
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna make out with a fun dirty dog
Speaker 1: and like like I'm choosing it and this is fun.
Speaker 1: I know they're a dirty dog and this is gonna
Speaker 1: be fun. So he so Blake gets the date card
Speaker 1: and all of the ladies are like their tails are
Speaker 1: wagging and they're like, oh my god, who's blaking a pick?
Speaker 1: And everyone assumes it's Hannah And meanwhile Dylan is so
Speaker 1: bummed because Dylan, because she really really was nervous at time,
Speaker 1: he's so, he's been nerves every time he's with her.
Speaker 1: So so in a weirdly talk, I know, he's like,
Speaker 1: I like, now do you know? Okay? Then cut to
Speaker 1: the point. So he, in a weird move, asks Tasha
Speaker 1: what was that? I don't know. Why was it? Because
Speaker 1: he knew he liked Hannah and he was like, let
Speaker 1: me just see what was the only when he didn't
Speaker 1: sleep with maybe Tassia's breast a mesmerized she has an
Speaker 1: amazing body, is crazy. I think I lost it. I
Speaker 1: think he just was like, her movies are spectacular, she's
Speaker 1: a stunning she's fun, she's cool, and her ditties are great.
Speaker 1: So he already had he'd already you know, three of them.
Speaker 1: I don't think so he's got a new I don't
Speaker 1: think he'd made out with Hannah yet though thinks right,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think there was something going that
Speaker 1: was more than just what do you think? Rob? You know,
Speaker 1: maybe just the terrible I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. You know exactly what you're talking, you
Speaker 1: know everything. You're the one in Paradise virgin, and you're
Speaker 1: going on, I'm we trust you, Okay. So then So
Speaker 1: then and then he picks So, then he picks Tasia,
Speaker 1: and then Dylan is like, yes, I finally get a break,
Speaker 1: and then Calin is still talking Blake and I hooked
Speaker 1: up anyways, nobody would know it, and I'm a secret
Speaker 1: and it sucks like that's like it took me. So
Speaker 1: then Hannah is blindsided and um off Blake and Tasia
Speaker 1: goes and they walk into some fancy hotel that has
Speaker 1: strings of lights everywhere. On this show, the dates and
Speaker 1: the most boring part, like I just want to fast
Speaker 1: rate date. I don't care sitting around the food that
Speaker 1: they don't eat because they've already done, like the craft service,
Speaker 1: and they always have fun and always goes well, get
Speaker 1: back to the beach, Yeah, to the kiss to k exactly,
Speaker 1: Like it's like I want a time that the next time,
Speaker 1: and see how long it takes on a date for
Speaker 1: them to get to the kids. I'm nervous. I'm nervous.
Speaker 1: This is wonderful. You could be the one, But is it?
Speaker 1: Is it thirty seconds? Is it an? I want to
Speaker 1: be on this show so badly. It's the biggest regret
Speaker 1: in life is that I'm not on the show. So okay,
Speaker 1: the first day of paradise, but he married bachelor's in paradise.
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait, that's a contradict to you. Sorry, I
Speaker 1: didn't mean Okay. He goes to the first date in paradise,
Speaker 1: to second chances, to finding out what we're all these trips,
Speaker 1: these tropes of him trying to look like a gentleness.
Speaker 1: We hired like a pr person. You can't write feel
Speaker 1: very scripted. There was no chemistry, and she was like
Speaker 1: stunned to be there. It was like wait what And
Speaker 1: then and he goes, well, he goes, what's your biggest fear?
Speaker 1: She's like rejection. She's like you. She goes, I want
Speaker 1: somebody who wants to be a dad, a family man.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh yes, oh yeah. And then he goes, well,
Speaker 1: it only takes one person to choose you. You can
Speaker 1: love the wrong person. Think about how much you love
Speaker 1: the right person that's written. What if you love the
Speaker 1: wrong thing because they both love the wrong person that
Speaker 1: didn't pick Think about how much you could love the
Speaker 1: right person. That makes no sense. That's like saying two
Speaker 1: and four equal nineteen. It just doesn't. I don't understand that.
Speaker 1: I think he was saying that like, if you could
Speaker 1: follow for some hard somebody that didn't pick you, imagine
Speaker 1: somebody that was actually into you as well. Because both
Speaker 1: of them were the number two, they both of them fell.
Speaker 1: But this is like saying, if you were an idiot
Speaker 1: who was a loser, then guess what you won't be
Speaker 1: one day. That is, they were both the losers. They
Speaker 1: were both the number two because they were both run around.
Speaker 1: But you're right, it's a very simple scripted to me.
Speaker 1: So meanwhile, Kalen's getting drunk with Well and she's like,
Speaker 1: I am mad. I am mad every girl. It's like
Speaker 1: I love Blake, I love Like and it's like, I
Speaker 1: feel like skipping Paradise. He's just ghosting the music. She's
Speaker 1: just much to each person, like one by the music festival.
Speaker 1: We spent the night together stage coach, and you know
Speaker 1: what we should We should watch it together and do
Speaker 1: like a drinking. She's like, and we were in bed.
Speaker 1: This didn't sound good. We were in bed and he
Speaker 1: was d m NG Hannah g and then he was
Speaker 1: saying how hot Tasia was. And then I found out
Speaker 1: he hooked up with Christine the night before. I mean,
Speaker 1: that is gross. The d m NG like the other
Speaker 1: that what he's doing from the operation of business from
Speaker 1: the bed was pretty great. But it also sounds like
Speaker 1: he thought it was just sex so he could be
Speaker 1: open with her cuddles. Can you wait till she leaves
Speaker 1: the bed? Just wait in front of her? Clearly he's like,
Speaker 1: he's just an idiot. So then she goes. He calls
Speaker 1: me two weeks ago when he goes, no one can
Speaker 1: ever know about this. We have to live to protect
Speaker 1: his image is like it doesn't know. The seem that
Speaker 1: way in those tags about who knows and then um
Speaker 1: and then and then Wells goes. The best way to
Speaker 1: protect your image is to not be a douche bag. Alright, Okay,
Speaker 1: your story. So Tasia is in the hot tub and
Speaker 1: she's making out on her date with Blake. That happened fast.
Speaker 1: They yeah, the restaurant hot tub, second restaurant slash spo
Speaker 1: and then how is your dessert? Okay, I always go
Speaker 1: on dates with the bikini. The thing is, I don't
Speaker 1: I haven't seen anything that justifies them kissing. I'm turning
Speaker 1: it up. If you hear things a different track, like
Speaker 1: there's nothing, there's no lead up. I'm nervous kiss you
Speaker 1: know what's your biggest Farit kiss. There's there's no like,
Speaker 1: there's no rubal thing. That's that's here. We go and kiss.
Speaker 1: That's the bachelor. Yeah. Um, guys, if you hear loud sounds,
Speaker 1: because we have a fan in here because it gets hot,
Speaker 1: I bought a fan. Thank you. You're wellcome um closer,
Speaker 1: we move it closer, okay, okay. So then um so
Speaker 1: then she's like, he acts like he's got a sweet
Speaker 1: he's a super sweet guy, puts on this persona she's
Speaker 1: and it was just like all right. Then then go
Speaker 1: talk to him, like why are you telling everybody else
Speaker 1: and not talking to him, like like, go deal with it.
Speaker 1: But he did not talk. He did not acknowledge her.
Speaker 1: He did run away. I will say. So, Demi's in
Speaker 1: the hot tub with Derek making out. They're testing the waters.
Speaker 1: She's like, I have some fun with Derek. Derek's a
Speaker 1: good kisser. I love it. I'm having a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: I'm not used to gentleman I usually bad guys. I
Speaker 1: like that because I believe that she's from like a
Speaker 1: trailer car and her mom's and jail. She's like, we
Speaker 1: have a little French kissing. Yeah, a little French did
Speaker 1: a little French kissing. She's fun, she's fun. She's crazy,
Speaker 1: she's crazy, she's crazy but fun. Um. Dylan is like,
Speaker 1: I'm not that bold when it comes to girls. I know.
Speaker 1: He was so nervous. She's like, she's totally out of
Speaker 1: my league. But I'm gonna go for it because I
Speaker 1: am very into you. I am very nervous. Your smile
Speaker 1: is amazing. I'm cheesing really hard this new freeze cheesing
Speaker 1: you will like to like, I'm setting into your smile.
Speaker 1: And then he goes this pillows in the way, and
Speaker 1: then he kisses her, and then they start making out
Speaker 1: and he goes Blake Blewett. Here's the thing. He's so sweet,
Speaker 1: but he is no game and it's not gonna laugh.
Speaker 1: He's trying way too hard, like he's putting all the
Speaker 1: cards out and like you kind of have to play
Speaker 1: hard to get like he can say like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: really in you, but like don't like that's why. And
Speaker 1: they are very sweet because they're both little petitue cutie.
Speaker 1: I have to pee. Do you guys mind if we
Speaker 1: take a peebreak, I'll be right back, Okay, I will
Speaker 1: make this fast. Okay, listen, you know what we can do.
Speaker 1: The first thank you I dressed. I got this from Debbie.
Speaker 1: It's a Rachel Anson off. I saw her wearing it
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, where did you
Speaker 1: get that? Goes driver into my house. I'll give it
Speaker 1: to you. I was like, all right, thank you. I
Speaker 1: love having friends like that. I know because I think
Speaker 1: she gets free. Yeah. So she was like, and I
Speaker 1: think she's been photographed in it, so it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like saying, yeah, she gave me a bunch
Speaker 1: of like beauty products too. She was like, look, some
Speaker 1: things that get for you are presents, but I didn't buy,
Speaker 1: Like there's certain like I didn't buy them, like like
Speaker 1: I could actually pick things, but this is this is
Speaker 1: just like if you don't mind my old ship that
Speaker 1: people are like, that's so cool. Yeah, no, she gives me,
Speaker 1: gave me my god. Yeah you go there. We're all
Speaker 1: preppers now, so here. Okay, So let'st like, you know
Speaker 1: what the best way with Paradise is, I think because
Speaker 1: it's sort of there's so many different storyalized. Why don't
Speaker 1: we just do like three more storylines. Let's do Clay
Speaker 1: and Angel and Clay and and no no Clay and
Speaker 1: Nicole Nicole. Okay, so Clay and Nicole. Let's just Clay.
Speaker 1: So Clay gets a date and and be beyond them
Speaker 1: has showing up. She's basically acting exactly like she was
Speaker 1: like year and like crying and like her her shining
Speaker 1: moment was the Winter Games. She should have just like
Speaker 1: tapped out after Winter Games when she fell in love
Speaker 1: with that New Zealand guy and she but she broke
Speaker 1: up another spinoff of this show and like and like,
Speaker 1: but then she came back and that was her crowding jewels.
Speaker 1: She looked gorgeous though I thought she looked beautiful. She
Speaker 1: looked absolutely beautiful. That's very natural she does. That's like
Speaker 1: she had a lot of lips. She's got major laps. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but she likes Donne. I mean, I liked. I think
Speaker 1: that they did a good job. But it doesn't it
Speaker 1: seem like she's always just they're just sort of comfort
Speaker 1: the women. She never gets a guy she didn't and
Speaker 1: to just be like friends with the guys she's like
Speaker 1: and she's never she never gets any in Winter Games.
Speaker 1: A lot of guys like there's like three guys pursuing
Speaker 1: her and then she she dumped one. I think she
Speaker 1: likes being on the shows. Yeah so, um so she
Speaker 1: was working with him and then there's everybody likes Clay
Speaker 1: and then Nicole. I predict they're gonna go I predict
Speaker 1: Nicole and they're gonna get engaged. I predict they're gonna
Speaker 1: fall in love, get married, to get have babies and
Speaker 1: get engaged. I think that I think that Nicole is going.
Speaker 1: I think she's gonna get I think they're gonna get
Speaker 1: married in her babies thoughts that paid for and people
Speaker 1: would like that in style wedding. Um, I think he
Speaker 1: has a type, just like beautiful brunettes. Yeah, because Angela, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was gorgeous, which Angela, she went gorgeous. She went
Speaker 1: on some dates with Eric, who is the player last
Speaker 1: year in Paradise, and he's like, I didn't say I
Speaker 1: love you, so so they go out and they were
Speaker 1: so cute. They go to a fair. I like they
Speaker 1: rode the bull. They had that wheel with the balloons
Speaker 1: on it, and then they like a lot of it. Also,
Speaker 1: he was like, you know, we didn't before he went
Speaker 1: on the day. He was like, we didn't talk about much.
Speaker 1: But she's an attractive girl, and it felt right like
Speaker 1: he's like a robot too, he's so proper. And then
Speaker 1: they went out and then and she goes, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I got my fireworks kissing moment because she didn't even
Speaker 1: get a date last time, so she got her date
Speaker 1: with the fireworks behind. They look right together. They're very
Speaker 1: cute together. I am uninterested, but I think they I
Speaker 1: think they both want to get married and fall in love.
Speaker 1: And I think they're gonna Vanilla. I don't know. I'm bored. Okay, great, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not with you with you right now. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I hope they do. I hope they do get
Speaker 1: married to have kids and live. However after I would like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I know I didn't feel more right. Thanks.
Speaker 1: I love Rob, Rob and I love each other. Rob
Speaker 1: and I are in love. Guys. We wanted to tell
Speaker 1: you Rob and I have fallen in love. Next Yeah, guys, exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I'm still. I still because I sold
Speaker 1: a book and I'm writing a book and I just
Speaker 1: wrote about the part where you met my mom and
Speaker 1: you were we were in Nashville and and you took
Speaker 1: the Red Eye to be there and you had to come,
Speaker 1: you had to come to a shower before the show.
Speaker 1: And you walked in and you're like, oh, hi, Jann,
Speaker 1: it's nice to me you. I'm so happy to be here.
Speaker 1: And she literally and she goes, are you are you?
Speaker 1: Are you? Rob? And then afterwards when we were trying
Speaker 1: to tell her to day and she was like she
Speaker 1: went on a couple of days, she goes, I don't
Speaker 1: want to. She goes, I don't want to date a
Speaker 1: guy at my age. She goes, have you ever seen
Speaker 1: old man balls? I don't want to because I want
Speaker 1: to did a young guy? She goes, I date your friend. Rob.
Speaker 1: Rob is like, I date your mom. Anyway, there you go.
Speaker 1: That's a shout out for j j um. Okay, so
Speaker 1: then we have then we have um John Paul Jones.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the time. That's one of the best
Speaker 1: moments of television. The guy threw up, so jam brings.
Speaker 1: So it's like rose ceremony. Everybody's trying to get a rose.
Speaker 1: And so like the roses that are up for grabs,
Speaker 1: one of them is John Paul Jones. And so Jane
Speaker 1: brings over a plate of tacos and you called me Jane,
Speaker 1: even though my name is Adriana, and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: all right, these are pretty good. Oh no, it's all cool.
Speaker 1: Like Aaron texted us to Guss, I might have to
Speaker 1: It's like, no problem, it's not you really. It went
Speaker 1: on for so long. I watched it again this morning
Speaker 1: after I heard Aaron's voicemail that she sent us that
Speaker 1: was funny. Can you isn't plugged in? Can we play
Speaker 1: through the earphones plugged in on your on your computer?
Speaker 1: It was so gross, it was so gross. It was
Speaker 1: so rude too, and like he could have just gone off.
Speaker 1: He was so he was so apologetic. He's so free.
Speaker 1: And then he was like like not like so free,
Speaker 1: he's so trying to speak in ch China speak in
Speaker 1: Spanish to the guy. I think, my god, that was great.
Speaker 1: Also Clay speaking Spanish. I was like living for that.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm just really sorry, thank you, Jane, you
Speaker 1: are you know, I know it's good. I'm good, I'm good.
Speaker 1: And then she started crying. She's like, I just rated
Speaker 1: my ability to do my best, my best. This is
Speaker 1: not what I intended to do, my ability to my best.
Speaker 1: So meanwhile, so so Christina gets the day card and
Speaker 1: Christina goes out. She walks him of the day card
Speaker 1: and she's like, look, would you like to go on
Speaker 1: a date. And so meanwhile Caylin has started telling everyone,
Speaker 1: including Tayshaw, and Tasha pulls him aside and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, you need to check yourself and he's
Speaker 1: like oh. So then he goes out with um Christina
Speaker 1: on the same date that an Alise went on last year,
Speaker 1: or that bridge driving thing. I think they were trying
Speaker 1: to that was so scared. Wash class across the girl
Speaker 1: and she was driving. She felt like she was going
Speaker 1: to call on So then she was like, um, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to ask you why you slept, So she
Speaker 1: called him out. I felt badly for her. I feel
Speaker 1: very badly for her and all of that. I do
Speaker 1: like I understood her point. She was like, that's not
Speaker 1: the point, because that's when he was like he got mad.
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, he was like, I'm a single man.
Speaker 1: I didn't think but I have to say, and I
Speaker 1: don't mean this as a defense, but I thought that
Speaker 1: there was logic in him saying this whole conversation will
Speaker 1: only make sense if you have feelings for me. Because really,
Speaker 1: and I thought that was her opportunity to say, you
Speaker 1: know what, I do have theories for you. And that's
Speaker 1: why I was hurt. And when we had that ninth stagecoach,
Speaker 1: I thought that it um uh, you know, it meant
Speaker 1: it meant a lot to me, and I'm disappointed that
Speaker 1: it didn't mean as much to you. And she didn't
Speaker 1: you know, no, she didn't say and that disappointed me
Speaker 1: because what but she did go to the kind of
Speaker 1: like be a man, you know, and men shouldn't do this,
Speaker 1: and mentioned she she opted to like a judgmental kind
Speaker 1: of thing. She also wasted a date someone. Why didn't
Speaker 1: she just have a brief conversation? Yes, God say, wouldn't happened?
Speaker 1: And then she seemed excited to like really corner having
Speaker 1: sneak attack. She said it's my time now or something
Speaker 1: like that. She said she was an action film line
Speaker 1: before they went on the date. Do you have Aaron's
Speaker 1: Aaron's audio? So this is Aaron texted us last night
Speaker 1: because she's in Florida with her parents, and she texted
Speaker 1: us her impression of John Paul Jones. Thanks for my taco, Jane,
Speaker 1: are sure to like a night taco by the beach.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Jim, Oh no, I'm fine, dude, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: It's good. No, not your fault. I love her so
Speaker 1: fascinated by the long sight sensor bar. Yeah, so that
Speaker 1: we wouldn't see any of it. I appreciated. Did you
Speaker 1: see how quickly he kicked dirt over it? Yeah, because
Speaker 1: he was like, how funny standing cat he was calling
Speaker 1: hammered and ate like the world's hottest and I think
Speaker 1: he ate like the I think it was hammered and
Speaker 1: ate like one of those crazy hot peppers. She's the
Speaker 1: one who's into the hot sauce. So she she made them,
Speaker 1: and I think she made why she was no, was
Speaker 1: like much thought that she'd rest. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: so fun. She did it to him and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, she made a hot sauce cock. Oh
Speaker 1: I didn't even add that up. She brushes her teeth
Speaker 1: with the hot sare so meanwhile fast. Then so Blake
Speaker 1: comes back from the World's worst date ever, and Calin
Speaker 1: was like and he was like, oh, this is all rattled.
Speaker 1: Then was like, can I talk to you? So then
Speaker 1: she pulls him aside and she was like, this is
Speaker 1: you caught me a mistake. You tell me you were
Speaker 1: ashamed of me. I didn't. I didn't call you a mistake.
Speaker 1: I didn't you dirty little secret, about dirty little secret,
Speaker 1: And and he starts freaking out. He goes, this is
Speaker 1: real life. This is not just television. This is my life.
Speaker 1: My life is over as I know it. Life is
Speaker 1: going to completely change right now, and not for the better. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go onto hiding. This is gonna
Speaker 1: be hard on everyone in my life because of what
Speaker 1: I did, like a paranoid schizophrenic thinking the CIA is
Speaker 1: after you. He suddenly like went down such a deep
Speaker 1: turned to his mother real quick, ruining the family. But
Speaker 1: it's also we have a therapist. But that reaction and
Speaker 1: his tears and like this is good everyone. I also
Speaker 1: was like, that reaction is worse than just a guy
Speaker 1: who hooked up with two women two nights in a row.
Speaker 1: Like that reaction is a largest holding his chest. That
Speaker 1: reaction is larger than I That was large. That was large.
Speaker 1: He was in a school shooting. Yeah, because your kid,
Speaker 1: you just like you're right, it means because that makes
Speaker 1: me feel like he's done some shadier ship. I think
Speaker 1: she's done shady ship. But it means like his reaction
Speaker 1: was gigantic of like, because of every IMA have to
Speaker 1: go into hiding. That's very strange go into hiding. Thought
Speaker 1: that he had to go into hiding. Then why did
Speaker 1: he do all those texts? I mean, that's that's a
Speaker 1: bit of an intention. The whole thing. You're like, what
Speaker 1: is going on that is confusing so that I gotta
Speaker 1: go into hiding? Hey, everybody over here, this is what happened.
Speaker 1: These are the texts that I felt I had to
Speaker 1: defend myself and I didn't needed to be known. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they go, Cam goes, so Analyze is busy flirting with
Speaker 1: what's his name, the older guy, and then she goes, okay,
Speaker 1: you got the older than he is. She's thirty four.
Speaker 1: My prescription is my prescription is for ten kisses. Oh,
Speaker 1: here's my sticker. We're playing doctor. And then and then
Speaker 1: christ pulls him away. He's gonna go for Christina. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he fully He basically said it. He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: an Alice is the nicest girl, but Christie is a
Speaker 1: hot Christie. Yeah, it's definitely going to go with Christina.
Speaker 1: Alice might she might go home for it's possible, no
Speaker 1: one picks her? Yeah, no, three women are going it's
Speaker 1: musical chair. It's musical chair. What's your guests on? Who
Speaker 1: goes home? Okay, Jane, Jane, maybe Annelie and maybe so
Speaker 1: but but Willes might pick baby Ona potential. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. Like I mean because a lot of times
Speaker 1: a lot of people say, like, hey, but who else?
Speaker 1: Who else? Wouldn't it be? Who else is there? So
Speaker 1: we have Katie, but has Kavin? Kevin? Kevin and Katie
Speaker 1: are talking, then we have somebody. You'll Picktasia. Who's who's
Speaker 1: like who's Stylan? I mean because Dylan and I mean
Speaker 1: they showed it, like Dylan and Blake will probably pick Hannah,
Speaker 1: and then Blake will have to probably pick drama to
Speaker 1: choose between, like Tasia or Kalin or no I think
Speaker 1: Campbell pick tell us about that talk about needing a
Speaker 1: road so bad. So basically the way Paradise works is
Speaker 1: it's it's it's curl musical chairs. So this week the
Speaker 1: men have the advantage of three more men than women.
Speaker 1: Next week they'll bring in like three new god and
Speaker 1: then the women get to pick. So there's a new
Speaker 1: and it could also be like Okay, early on, Beverly
Speaker 1: and Rob are paired off because Beverly is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so they're like and they like each other in their
Speaker 1: crush yeah. Like but like but then, like, Beverly is
Speaker 1: kind of had her eye on a guy that's not
Speaker 1: here yet. She's kind of had her eye on Clay,
Speaker 1: so she's talking up with Raw. But week four, here
Speaker 1: comes Clay, and but like she started to actually like Raw,
Speaker 1: but like, oh, ship ship here comes play. What am
Speaker 1: I gonna who am I gonna get my So it's
Speaker 1: just each week of Power goes back. It's fun. It's
Speaker 1: really fucked up. And in the past, Bibiana, who has
Speaker 1: not hooked up with anyone, would make an alliance with
Speaker 1: a guy who the girl he liked I wanted someone else,
Speaker 1: so they'd be like, let's just be friends and I'll
Speaker 1: give you the rose. Next week, you give me the rose.
Speaker 1: But inevitently someone ends up liking someone else and so
Speaker 1: then they sacrifice their friend alliance. I mean, it is,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's a brilliantly produced show. Amazing, it's amazing. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's KidSing Cam and she goes, wow, I'm just sitting
Speaker 1: here and she even faked it so well, like wow,
Speaker 1: I'm like, who are this person? She is? So she
Speaker 1: actually is so like she actually had to say like,
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't expect this, but like who is?
Speaker 1: And he is so sad. He is such a boner
Speaker 1: he cannot believe he gets to make out with He's amazing. Yeah. This,
Speaker 1: So she's the one saying it's sex. And then I mean,
Speaker 1: like she will be found out, isn't It's all on tape,
Speaker 1: that's not so Blake is like, I look awful. I
Speaker 1: look awful. It was just awful. Um, So then I guess,
Speaker 1: is there anybody we're missing? Is there anything we're missing? Well,
Speaker 1: then we go to Blake getting his yeah, going to
Speaker 1: so that he won't drown. So she's the last, she's
Speaker 1: his last, and she falls for. She falls for the
Speaker 1: moment he says he's trying and he's talking to her,
Speaker 1: and he's a little twitchy and as if he's super
Speaker 1: twitch drunk, which he wasn't, So there's something. One second,
Speaker 1: he was twitchy earlier when Hannah or let somebody arrived
Speaker 1: was either Christine or Kalin, and the guys were like, oh,
Speaker 1: did you know her? Earlier? Christina and he goes, we
Speaker 1: hung out for sex or seven months, six or seven months,
Speaker 1: and he was like twitching and weird and he's shy,
Speaker 1: but he's being Katie with her, and he does this
Speaker 1: strange licking the inside of his lip while he's talking
Speaker 1: to her. Something as usual is happening, and then he
Speaker 1: smiles and he says, I really like your dress. You
Speaker 1: look so pretty tonight. And she he's done to her
Speaker 1: earring and tilts her head and it's done. He immediately
Speaker 1: she had just told Wills, I want to be with Dylan,
Speaker 1: and then Blake gets her in that second. You're so pretty,
Speaker 1: you look so pretty tonight, and she's done, and then
Speaker 1: start making out and she's going to give her right.
Speaker 1: She grabbed that Dad's right. And then she goes down
Speaker 1: and she talks to Wells and Well. I don't know
Speaker 1: who was before that. She had just told Wills. She
Speaker 1: talked to Blake after then she went and talked to
Speaker 1: Wells and Well and then she said, Well, Well said,
Speaker 1: I can see. I can see that there's something between you,
Speaker 1: and you can't say she came here, she came there
Speaker 1: for him, Like I think in her head, she's like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go there. He's got better game than doing
Speaker 1: something's wrong with Blake, and Bleak did not seem like
Speaker 1: this on Becca season at all. I think it's because
Speaker 1: it's the James Taylor like his is the story of redemption.
Speaker 1: Oh that he wants he wants to try that. That's
Speaker 1: why he's coming on. He wants to seem like the
Speaker 1: good guy. And maybe it's also like maybe he's such
Speaker 1: a dirty dog that he's also like maybe to himself,
Speaker 1: because I know James Taylor was wrestling, would come in
Speaker 1: and was trying to like he wanted to be a
Speaker 1: good guy. But they can't help themselves. There's all these
Speaker 1: beautiful women are throwing themselves at them, and they get
Speaker 1: drunk on fame and women. And these are not the
Speaker 1: guys that always got like and they just can't resist it.
Speaker 1: They can't resist it. Well, it's like being a rock
Speaker 1: star or a or a movie star. Suddenly after beating
Speaker 1: your head against the wall, all of a sudden, you
Speaker 1: have access to all of the women. Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: I mean not all of them obviously, but the ones
Speaker 1: that are they're willing to And we've met a lot
Speaker 1: of these people in real life. The men and women
Speaker 1: in real life are more beautiful than any actor or actress.
Speaker 1: They're the best looking, bizarre spies, but they are I
Speaker 1: have found utterly a sexual Yes I don't. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: That feeds into my theory about it's all about it's
Speaker 1: it's not do I know this person? Do I care
Speaker 1: about this person? That it's is this person the person
Speaker 1: that I can hook up with to raise my social
Speaker 1: media profile. But even when we started doing this, Instagram
Speaker 1: wasn't quite as big, and even then, like there is
Speaker 1: something about there's like a human prize quality though, Like
Speaker 1: they're beautiful, they're nice, most of them are nice. They're
Speaker 1: very nice. Yeah, most nice, very nice. But there's something
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I just I need. What I'm attracted to is a
Speaker 1: funny your dude, shorter dude. I don't know. It's not.
Speaker 1: These guys and the women are beautiful, but there's something
Speaker 1: to me it is it's almost like a robot species,
Speaker 1: like an antline species. They're also tall, they're so good looking,
Speaker 1: they're so good perfect makeup, and they're so good looking.
Speaker 1: They're replicants, many relic there's something show. There's our title,
Speaker 1: Replicance in Paradise. Um it is. It is truely because
Speaker 1: I feel like we've all met some of the best
Speaker 1: looking people in the world, like when you meet. We
Speaker 1: brought them the Outside Lands, which is a comedy festival,
Speaker 1: and one of the one of the comedians was like,
Speaker 1: they're human prizes, like they are actually a human being.
Speaker 1: That is a pride. That's what you win, you win
Speaker 1: another human and like they are. They are visually the best.
Speaker 1: They're better looking than any Like they're not like cool
Speaker 1: like models in New York. It's not like Styley. They're
Speaker 1: just stunning physically advanced. Yeah, even like even like on
Speaker 1: the show an Alice, who has played off a sort
Speaker 1: of more to like the normal one in person, she
Speaker 1: was stunninged. She really stunning. She's a knocked And so
Speaker 1: they do feel modified. They feel genetically modified. I know,
Speaker 1: you can only imagine what that Hannah looks like in
Speaker 1: Oh my God. I know I was looking at um.
Speaker 1: So going forward, are we I'm so excited for this season?
Speaker 1: Are you going to continue watching Beverly? Are you in? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And she is a virgin? No fun? You know what
Speaker 1: it's fun about it too? It is I. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not a cynical person, like I just drink the
Speaker 1: kolid and I decided to be all in and like,
Speaker 1: some of these people actually do fall in love, but
Speaker 1: it feels a little bit like a sporting event of
Speaker 1: like who's gonna win the beautiful, who's gonna find he's
Speaker 1: gonna win, and like the gaming. That's why we don't
Speaker 1: read spoilers like I And what's fun about Paradise is
Speaker 1: that they actually have more time to hang out with
Speaker 1: each other than they do on The Bachelor the Bachelorette.
Speaker 1: So some people actually do meet and hang out and
Speaker 1: fall in love and have babies. I think they have
Speaker 1: more doesn't any more marriages, more successful marriages because when
Speaker 1: they meet someone they actually like, they actually they get
Speaker 1: to actually actually time all day every day for like
Speaker 1: a month's song, and they get to really see what
Speaker 1: the person is like and see they find connect with
Speaker 1: The gaming aspect is fun, all right, How many engagements
Speaker 1: do you think and how many weddings will come out
Speaker 1: of this? I have three engaged, three engagements, I protect
Speaker 1: one wedding, three engagements, two engagements, one wedding. Rob I'm
Speaker 1: going to go three one I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: just to be safe, I'd say to one, can I
Speaker 1: think there's there's death unless it's a whole big like
Speaker 1: upheaval and nobody gets married. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put on. I'm to say that wedding is
Speaker 1: going to be Clay and Nicole. I see Nicole knowing
Speaker 1: the background now, and then I'm going to say I
Speaker 1: believe that Patchett doesn't like that. I just don't know. No,
Speaker 1: I want Bibiana to hook up with you might go
Speaker 1: just because she has I know. I think she's going
Speaker 1: to be like she didn't hook up with anyone. I'm
Speaker 1: hoping she does find someone that would make me happy,
Speaker 1: because I feel like she's always a bridesmaid, never the brow.
Speaker 1: Do you think Derek will get engaged again. He feels
Speaker 1: like the kind of guy that would get engaged again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would be happy for crazy Chris on his six
Speaker 1: go round. He seems like trouble. I think he has.
Speaker 1: Chris and Annaly's just they were like, we're just too
Speaker 1: old for this game, kid. I felt I felt like
Speaker 1: Laurie said, and I could be wrong because she's so
Speaker 1: deep in I couldn't and I don't want to. This
Speaker 1: may not be accurate, but I think he was struggled
Speaker 1: with some like drinking stuff. He looks like he because
Speaker 1: I remember he was very very very drunk, like with
Speaker 1: last time he was in Paradise was on the fire.
Speaker 1: Remember he showed up the really drunk whose season he
Speaker 1: like showed up trying to be like, I want to
Speaker 1: be a contestant. Yeah, he's like, sorry, but it was,
Speaker 1: but he's still drinking this season. I was curious to
Speaker 1: see if you order a drink. I think he ordered
Speaker 1: to drink, which is not a great news for him
Speaker 1: if he struggles with him. All Right, In conclusion, I'm
Speaker 1: so excited we're back in Beverly. Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 1: Did you have a good time? Um? Paget whit? Where
Speaker 1: can people find you? Ducktails on Disney and reruns of
Speaker 1: Criminal Minds. Um. I will be on Instatiable season two
Speaker 1: that is out sometime this fall. But you can just
Speaker 1: catch Beverly and I on Instatiable season one that is
Speaker 1: on Netflix right now. And I will also be in
Speaker 1: two movies that are coming out. One is called Satanic
Speaker 1: Panic and one is called Boy Genius. They both come
Speaker 1: out in September, and my book is going to be
Speaker 1: out in the fall of twenty but I'm gonna keep
Speaker 1: talking about it, so I'm countable straight out a little
Speaker 1: Compton love it Rob. We have the final season of
Speaker 1: Supernatural season fifteen. We just started shooting and we'll air
Speaker 1: this fall. Miss Beverly anything you want to promote? Uh, well,
Speaker 1: I'm uh have a solo show where when that's the thing? Okay?
Speaker 1: Multimedia embodied memoir? Great? What when? When will will this be?
Speaker 1: Or is it? That's the thing? So maybe announcing it
Speaker 1: on Twitter or Facebook? Okay, So follow Beverly and we'll
Speaker 1: keep you know what when we'll be having Beverly back,
Speaker 1: and we will will obviously keep doing the podcast so
Speaker 1: when Beverley doesn't, we will promote it in case you
Speaker 1: guys wanted to see it. And Katie anything, no, really,
Speaker 1: will you help me? Will you guys help me do
Speaker 1: tweets of the week? Um? Also, so many funny emails
Speaker 1: we got this week? Um, so many tweets of the week. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: there was so there was what's your movie? You do it?
Speaker 1: That's fun? When does it come out? I haven't made
Speaker 1: it yet. Okay, that'll be fun. I'm going to start
Speaker 1: shooting it. I don't even know what I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: That's fun. That's thank you, because we literally have hundreds
Speaker 1: of funny ones to pick from the pool that I
Speaker 1: say now, I say more now, and Frice, it's harder
Speaker 1: to whittle it down. Okay, Cheyenne constant at Trixie Firecracker ladies,
Speaker 1: let this be a lesson. If you spend too much
Speaker 1: time focusing on the wrong guy, you will have to
Speaker 1: flirt with Cam so that you can stay on the islands. Um.
Speaker 1: I love this. Two point oh, Shelley, two point oh.
Speaker 1: Analyzea's talking a lot of ship for someone who also
Speaker 1: didn't get picked up by a football team this season.
Speaker 1: She was so mean about him not getting on a
Speaker 1: football team. I was like, don't talk, like, don't rub
Speaker 1: that in his face, like it's not your business. Um,
Speaker 1: lazy like therapy, she's got a whole therapist. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: just think she was just trying to point out that
Speaker 1: he was using this as like something to like bounce
Speaker 1: back from because he didn't get picked up on a
Speaker 1: football team and broke up with Angela. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought it was cruel, lazy Joe g. Tonight's episode
Speaker 1: of Bachelor in Paradise is brought to you by Stagecoach
Speaker 1: Music Festival. Seth that at Basebone One, someone needs to
Speaker 1: tell Demi that Paradise is the only place on Earth
Speaker 1: where a fluid relationship doesn't mean what she wants it to.
Speaker 1: Meet um seth Vat at Basebone One, Blake is the
Speaker 1: new Dean of Paradise. Dean's new mustache will be playing
Speaker 1: the role of Dean's dad, Dad, I got my mustaches,
Speaker 1: um Ryan Paulson at Paulson Photo. Cam is go to
Speaker 1: be the first cast member to figure out how to
Speaker 1: get eliminated when in possession of his own roles. Um,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is a funny visual Blake. When
Speaker 1: Caylin comes into Paradise, look at the photo. I don't
Speaker 1: and I thought that was the Uni bomber. It looks
Speaker 1: like them, So it's a sweatshirt and mirrored shades. Chaz
Speaker 1: at Thorium underscore Dragon upcoming drama when Calin tells everyone
Speaker 1: Blake was a bit at the Miss America page and
Speaker 1: she threw shade around about Hannah. Um seth Vat at
Speaker 1: Basebone One, Leopard print. You know you're in trouble when
Speaker 1: the guy wearing flannel, blue denim and Jesus sandals to
Speaker 1: the beaches mocking your fashion choices. UM, okay, I'm better
Speaker 1: than Ben Shapiro at Andrea underscore Shapiro. Do you think
Speaker 1: Jean were that star of David in case Luke showed
Speaker 1: up and tried to save her with his shower Jesus Chris,
Speaker 1: she Hadita three D underscore Dorito at Josh all this
Speaker 1: this season is Bachelor in Paradise Influencer Edition. Alright, nobody's okay,
Speaker 1: it's good. It's a solid tweet. But a final one
Speaker 1: says that at Baseball one Scotch guarder Dave Scotch guard
Speaker 1: your day bed, Folks, Bachelor in Paradise is bath first
Speaker 1: one to get the wet spots to get the day card.
Speaker 1: Nobody's laughing at any of them. There's some up top,
Speaker 1: all right, I will go with um, I think sponsored
Speaker 1: by stage coaches up there from you. Okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay, alright,
Speaker 1: so here we go. It goes down to the final two.
Speaker 1: Lacy Joe g A. Lacy under scored Joe Tonight's episode
Speaker 1: of Bachelor in Paradise is brought to you by Stagecoach
Speaker 1: Music Festival, Solid and Um Ryan Paulson. Cam is going
Speaker 1: to be the first Cats member to figure out how
Speaker 1: to get eliminated while in possession of his own rows paget.
Speaker 1: Stage Coach Beverly Coach, I'm gonna do Cam just because
Speaker 1: I really don't like camp like the stage coach. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna not because then it would be a tie coach,
Speaker 1: all right, you know what, we will let stage Coach win.
Speaker 1: Tonight's episode of Bachelor Paradise brought to you by Stagecoach
Speaker 1: Music Festival, by Lazy jo G. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: We will be net back so it will be up
Speaker 1: on Thursdays now rather than Wednesdays, because it's a two
Speaker 1: night per week commitment. Al right, everybody, what a journey,
Speaker 1: but it's a short commitment. It's a fast season. It's
Speaker 1: a fast season. It's a short season. It's the best.
Speaker 1: It's what we all live for, is what I live for.
Speaker 1: Two nice al right, everybody, thanks for playing. We are
Speaker 1: so excited, as I'm sure you were, that we got
Speaker 1: to have on a new rookie, Miss Beverley D'Angelo, and
Speaker 1: she wanted me to tell you guys, if you want
Speaker 1: to see her and find out out any of her
Speaker 1: upcoming appearances. Beverly de angelo dot com is now launched.
Speaker 1: Is b e V E r l y D apostrophe
Speaker 1: Angelo is now up. You can also catchure August one
Speaker 1: with the reunion cast of the film Hair and there's
Speaker 1: gonna be a panel charity benefit at the Avon Theater
Speaker 1: in Stanford, Connecticut August one. So that's she was in
Speaker 1: the movie Hair and there's a reunion cast and a
Speaker 1: panel and then this is very exciting and it's in
Speaker 1: my home state of Rhode Island. She and Chevy Chase
Speaker 1: from Vacation are doing their very first ever joint appearance
Speaker 1: and it's going to be at the Rhode Island Comic
Speaker 1: Con November five through seventh. And if you want more
Speaker 1: info about that, you can go to Beverly d' angelo
Speaker 1: dot com. H Oh yeah good. When you accept this
Speaker 1: roll all you accept this rolls into your words. Who
Speaker 1: you acceptance rose into your words