WEBVTT - "Replicants In Paradise!" With Beverly D'Angelo, Rob Benedict and Paget Brewster 0:00:01.360 --> 0:00:06.359 Oh my god, we're in We're in the safe place, everybody. 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:13.760 Things are so good. Oh my god, this role is 0:00:14.040 --> 0:00:21.840 down under the premiere slitacept this role, Oh my god, 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:26.920 I do accept. There's so much drama already, so much 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:37.000 it's weird. Yes, Julio, welcome to a very special episode 0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:39.040 of Will You Accept This? Rose? My name is Art 0:00:39.040 --> 0:00:41.840 and Marie. I'm coming to you from my boogie garage. 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:45.879 So excited to be doing the premiere episode of Bachelor 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:50.640 in Paradise. Thank you so much. I just much before 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:53.960 we introduced our guests that we all dressed up with 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.640 the REGs, dressed up a because it's a premiere and 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:59.840 we're excited about our brand new We have a pre 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:02.680 mer guest coming, but we're gonna save her intro for last. 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:05.200 But we wanted to make her feel welcome, and we 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:07.960 wanted to be be dressed up to it felt fancy. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:11.040 To my right is a woman that I adore who 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:14.360 looks great in her podcast Black Tie. Let's give her 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:23.480 the longest intro ever. Oh no, oh yeah, here we go. 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:31.560 She's a secretary out this day she passed. It's a 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:41.600 hard time he ever traveled. Eye listen that's not this pageant. 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:47.600 Bruce stops upon a round her call, but then she'll say, 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:50.960 my name is Paget Brewster on the Secretary of State. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.320 You want peace paying things. So I love her, I 0:01:56.520 --> 0:02:05.240 need her. She's my friend. We want the wow. Is 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:14.240 there a radio edit that that? That is Paget? How 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.640 do you feel that song? I love that song. It 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:19.680 really is just pure feeling. It's all. It's truly brings 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:22.400 my feeling about it's to me. It feels like how 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:25.520 I felt with you on stage in Nashville at the 0:02:25.600 --> 0:02:28.840 karaoke the Lesbian karaoke bar. That is that is you've 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:31.600 You've captured That's how I captured that feeling. Okay, to 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:34.280 my left is a man that's so handsome. Let's give 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:38.920 him the craziest intro, the longest craziest intro song. Bobbies 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:46.480 on a vacation, all away talking. That's happening so mad. 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:51.200 I want to say, you know, I like my Bachelor 0:02:51.200 --> 0:03:00.399 of the Year is a little bit. It's tortally. I've 0:03:00.480 --> 0:03:10.000 never done like metal love d The Cats, I mean 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:13.000 that's Cats. Actually is the new show. That is Cats. 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.160 That's you don't have to see Cats. That is the 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:19.919 Cat that's the scariest trailer. Oh, Rob, it's so nice 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:23.079 to see you. You look so handsome. You dressed up. 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:25.280 I did, I did. You're in your black ty summer 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:27.880 from Aware. You look at black and white on we 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:30.680 have kind of thing. We dressed up. You're so handsome. 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:33.040 Are you feeling so good? Getting ready to go to Paradise? 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:36.080 So excited. It's my favorite show on television. It is 0:03:36.120 --> 0:03:39.120 the most important show ever. I'm really excited. Are you 0:03:39.160 --> 0:03:41.720 excited about our new guests? Super excited? Okay, let's give 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:45.600 our new guests a proper intro. You may know her 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:51.760 it's still Rose from the DVA show and say super 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:55.920 or maybe Nora's Ellen Gus Wall that that is an 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:59.880 entourage But I know or as my friend be really 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:06.920 Angela we love wow. Yeah. She always does everyone to 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:10.600 loan her seventeen. I ask everybody. In fact, even I 0:04:10.640 --> 0:04:13.400 even sent Debbie Rye and a Venmo request for seventeen. 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:17.479 She did not. She denied it, um, but then she 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:21.120 sent me seventeen cents. Beverly DeAngelo, welcome to the podcast. 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:23.480 It's a pleasure to be here. But I just want 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:26.919 to point out that I go with you. It looks 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:29.479 so good. You look beautiful. It looks great. It's actually 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:32.160 the exact same. It's a very specific color palette, and 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:35.039 it's beautiful that we're gonna have to get a shot 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:37.440 against that at the at the very Here we go. 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:41.760 That's how you do it. Here we go. Um. Beverly 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:45.000 and I befriended each other season one on Insatiable. She 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:48.400 played Stellar Rose uh, and we just hit it off. 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:50.720 You were so great on that show. Well, thank you. 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:52.719 I'm sorry that you got murdered because it would have 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:54.599 been fun to hang out with you again. Well you know, 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:56.440 but here I am. Did you know a lot of 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:59.359 your scenes were with Debbie Ryan. That's delightful. Debbie and 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:05.040 Dallas and Queen love her. How could we not love her? 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:07.680 And you're also friends with our friend Lauren Lakis. You 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:10.000 are in a movie you did wear in the Unicorn 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:16.320 with her and our friend Lace Pass. Yes, I am night. 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:20.280 I mean you can't go wrong with that. And you've 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:22.279 been listening to the podcast, but you were like, I 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:24.520 want to do the podcast. I've never watched The Bachelor, 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:26.840 and I was like, why why don't we start with 0:05:26.880 --> 0:05:30.159 Paradise the great the most important television show on Earth 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:34.919 and you're all in now, I mean, so let's get started. 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:40.159 Before we get going, we want to address one former controversy. Hannah. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:44.520 Apparently last week Tyler Tyler, I guess went and spent 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.760 the night at Hannah's. There was pictures of him leaving 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:50.120 her apartment, and then like two nights later he was 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:52.920 in Brooklyn with Gigi Hadid at the Soho house and 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:56.280 then he had another Davis. It was hard to watch 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:58.680 some woman blow it so hard with such a handsome 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:02.159 man that was paying fall to watch, like he's so 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:05.840 out of her hands. Reached now the wrong she picked 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:07.840 the wrong guy. What about Dylan? I mean, Dylan is 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:11.840 the sweetest guy ever. Dylan. Well, we're not talking. We're 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:17.680 talking about Hannah the other hand I Hannah the Bachelorette. Yes, 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:20.320 there's two Hannahs. So it was the Handah that picked 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:23.520 the wrong bachelor and then the hot guy that she 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:27.840 liked in thee the Bachelorette. She picked the bachelor who 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:31.920 actually had a girlfriend. H Yeah, and now Beverly's versed 0:06:32.000 --> 0:06:34.120 in Bachelor in Paradise. Yes, it's right, you know, when 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:39.599 the period of but you know, I mean, but you're 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:43.200 but you know what everybody's Debbie entered as a rookie. 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:45.240 She was our rookie last season, and now you're our 0:06:45.320 --> 0:06:48.080 rookie this season. You're Rookie of the Year twenty nineteen. 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:51.000 And I'm constantly asking them to remind me who is who? Okay, 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:52.520 well that's the hand is like, because I don't know 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:56.200 what there's Hanna got a hand. There's been like four 0:06:56.240 --> 0:07:00.320 Ashley's before. There's like it's it's it's not easy, and 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:04.000 everyone's spelled different score kind overall the first two nights, 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:06.160 I mean, how do we feel about Paradise so far? 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:08.160 I think it's going to be a fun one. Yeah, 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:15.280 I think it's great so Far's he reminds me so 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:17.720 on his season he was sort of like the sweet 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:20.680 pea that got that got bro. He made it to 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:22.920 the second like he proposed, he made it to the 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:26.040 final two, and he was sort of the nice guy, 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.640 kind of dork gear and she picked more of the 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:32.000 alpha male and we've seen this happen a few times. 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:34.000 We're sort of the nice guys. I think a lot 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:36.600 of women are like, oh, he's safe, he's sweet, and 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:38.960 I feel like he went on a Poonanni tear for 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:41.600 the last twelve months and then like because all of 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:44.320 a sudden, I think every woman thinks he's like the 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:47.200 safe guy, but then like they don't know, so he's 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:49.920 using that. I think he's sort of James Taylor, like 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:54.000 poonany like surfing the p of ams. We did this 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:57.120 podcast in Nashville years ago and this guy that we 0:07:57.160 --> 0:08:01.560 thought was so nice, a singer songwriter named James Taylor, 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:04.960 and we saw he came and joined us. Yeah, you're 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:08.320 not going to change that, good idea, there you go. 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:12.080 He told us he's left with two hundred women that year. Yeah, 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:14.040 since he was on the Bachelor. So that it's just 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:17.800 what women are constantly throwing themselves. But isn't that really 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:21.160 kind of the Well, why don't you know? I think 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:23.920 it's about social media. I think that they're that they're 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:26.480 kind of like, going with this guy, make me move 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:31.360 money if by hook up with him, because higher profile. 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:34.240 I mean, that's not and we can get the marriage 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:36.679 paid for in the baby stuff. Well, with James Taylor 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:39.280 wouldn't be because he wasn't so popular, but I actually 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:41.520 think with Blake it actually would be good. It would 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:46.160 be increases their social media things. What those people do 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:51.319 what people do their Instagram people, that's that's how they 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:52.920 make their money. So I think they go on the 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:55.520 hunt not just for like, you know, the thing that's 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:57.960 down with things, but I think that they go on 0:08:58.000 --> 0:08:59.959 the hunt to figure out now by hook up with 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:04.360 him my you know, my social media prison a picture 0:09:04.400 --> 0:09:07.480 of us at stage coach and suddenly I'm like getting 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:11.600 paid five. I think you're rights and stuff. It's it's 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:14.720 an analytical and downer point of view, and it does 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:19.000 not interfere with the fun working. Okay. I also think 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:23.199 it's probably apt and those are enterprising young people. Let's 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.280 looking at that way there. And to make your money, 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:28.360 you go one year? You do you got one year? 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:34.040 Not even you've got like six months. So it's like, yeah, 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:36.880 you're right, why not? Um okay, So we have he's 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:40.240 ok starting off, we have Tasha and she's like, bitch, 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:46.240 I'm going to paradise. I'm ready and um and that 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:50.760 was the one that springs out of the greenery and 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:56.040 the leopard print that oh my god, Yeah, that's that's you. 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:59.120 That's your little brand. Yeah. I I found the first night, 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.720 like the first st the intro intros, the one intro 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:04.400 that really stood out to me with Jane drinking, like 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:08.640 if you're if you're my god, like a blow job, 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:20.079 then what wants that in there? You mean your it's signals, 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:29.440 it's how can I First of all, she ye, we 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:34.240 we just need something brushing the teeth with the hot 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:38.640 that the egg, the egg, the amount of the eggs. 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:41.560 I was like, if that somebody tweeted us like something 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:45.480 really crazy? Now is that's your thing? You're so desperate, 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:48.480 it's crazy. I think a producer was like, let's spice 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:52.640 this up, like you know, would be funny brush your teeth? 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:57.320 Oh my god? And I just say I would be. 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:00.640 I would be the person that would be completelyipulated by 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:03.040 a producer. I would have been the person, the fool 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:05.200 that they would be like, this is a great idea. 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:07.160 I would have been the dummy. And I would have 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.439 known in my heart of hearts, like it really doesn't 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.080 feel right, but I let them talk to me. But 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:14.960 it works. It works for those people. They will continue 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:17.960 now back on Nachelor in Paradise if they make an impression, 0:11:18.080 --> 0:11:20.160 and the producer's job is to make sure they make 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:23.440 an impression. Jane was the one that we were obsessed 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:25.640 with that we thought was going to be crazy because 0:11:25.640 --> 0:11:31.720 it's not her real name. Her name was Adrian. Jane 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:36.920 says Adrian quote Jane, it's like anybody that changes, like 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:40.280 a perfectly fine name. Adrian is a nice lady's name. 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:46.000 And then to Jane, it's like what witness protected call me? Jane? Jane, Jane, 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:51.760 how I go on the same look like the same person. Then, yeah, 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:57.719 it's like the catalog they often do. There's a lot 0:11:57.760 --> 0:12:00.520 of Hannah's, there's a lot of Laurens actally um. So 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:03.040 then we have Blake. We see Blake. He's doing push 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:06.040 ups and really bad shorts. He was short. He did 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:09.640 three pushups and looked directly in the camera by accident, 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:16.400 and they're like demi push ups. There he is really 0:12:16.640 --> 0:12:18.840 He also looks like he's been drinking a lot on 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:21.560 his Poon tour, and he's trying to get back in shape, 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:23.959 not as badly as Kevin's been whipping himself into shape 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:27.920 for Paradise. Kevin. When Kevin whipped off his shirt for 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:30.679 Chris Sarrison but then put the shirt back on inside out. 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:34.080 Kevin the one who kisses his muscle and his Yeah, yeah, 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:41.360 that's really sexy. So then we have we've got Cam 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:45.720 he's doing a wrap. He's overhanalyzed. I can't be he's 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:49.400 that He's back Demi. I love Demi, but she was 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:52.440 so excited. The producers are feeling like you're trying to 0:12:52.480 --> 0:12:54.840 get like hip and young. It's like we found someone 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.679 who's fluid and like having her chat with Hannah like 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:59.559 I fall in love with who I love and like 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:03.280 Chris hin Hannah having to like at cool, having to 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:06.720 keep her face like having to I think she was 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:10.120 that demo. And also the way that Blake is supposed 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:12.760 to be like the symbol of me too or something 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:17.120 like yeah, yeah, we'll get to Blake in a second. 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:20.080 It's an interesting conundrum with Blake. Yes, there's a lot 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:22.720 of we'll get there, we'll get there. So then we 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:26.360 have Clay Um Clay, he says, I who should have 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.640 no controversy. I tried to make it in my NFL 0:13:29.679 --> 0:13:31.559 career and it didn't work out. Didn't not work out 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:34.480 because he broke his wrist. I think he wasn't very 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:36.720 good to begin with. I don't think he was like 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:38.960 a big player, and maybe he just got cut, maybe 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:40.440 he did get injured. I don't think it was because 0:13:40.520 --> 0:13:42.080 he was saying he was a free agent, so he 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:45.520 may not have gotten picked up again. Okay, so then 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:49.080 we have Nicole. She has all of her tissues, she's packing, 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:52.240 she's working out, and she's lifting Halo Top things of 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:55.320 ice cream. I mean again, remember they gave her the 0:13:55.360 --> 0:14:01.080 lifetime support or a year supply of Halo ice cream? Why? Why? 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:04.120 Because she cried so much on Colt season that they 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:07.360 were like, oh my god, and I like that. Yeah, 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:09.400 you're the only person who would remember that. I guess 0:14:09.400 --> 0:14:12.000 she still had to work out with Halo. Halo Top 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:16.520 has really taken over my life. Chris, Chris Bukowski, he's back, 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:23.440 coming out of retirement. It says he's thirty one. I mean, 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:26.360 he's a handsome guy. He's the same age as Blake, 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:30.280 but like he's a disaster. He got addicted to fame, 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:33.080 he quit the show and now he's bad. Hasn't he 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:39.440 done six six? Yea? Yeah, that was painful, this retirement 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:43.600 for real, And so we were all waiting with bated 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:45.840 breath to find out what his next move would you 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:49.280 can't say, just sort of like the idea of what 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:51.240 you were saying with like them sort of trying to 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:56.080 get magazine covers. He's so far out of the yeah 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:59.040 that he's like and nobody would care with him because 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:04.160 he's not current not he's retirement age. Here it's actually 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:08.280 it's thirty one. I think it did say. I think 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:14.080 that Chiron does say thirty two. The first the first night, 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:16.480 I think it's said thirty one, and then the second night, 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:22.760 I think it's said thirty two. Every episode we reach 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:25.600 his actual age. He said he was on what was 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:35.880 Emily Maynard and twelve, Yeah, that's when we first um so. 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:38.560 Then the first person at the beach is little Hannah 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:43.640 Gee Ferby Ferby, and she she's she's grown on me. 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:49.320 She's pretty cute. She actually has a nice personality. You know, well, 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:51.840 we're not there yet. So she goes. They feel star 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:56.200 struck by paradise, and then Blake came down and she's like, 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:58.440 you know, I Blake and I've been talking. I'm excited 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:01.080 that he's going to be there. In our minds. That's 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:02.800 like a nice couple. We don't know yet, we don't 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:05.600 know yet what's about to happen. It's like, oh, here 0:16:05.600 --> 0:16:09.000 comes Blake. He was in the school shooting. His mom left, 0:16:08.760 --> 0:16:12.880 his mom left his dad for the gym teacher and 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.680 like his dad, and his dad was really handsome and 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:21.160 the gym teacher looked like Walace Shawn Like, so then 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:25.720 like for then we have we have um. People are 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:29.400 super into Tasia and Tassia's talking to somebody and she says, 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:32.080 I'm a vibes girl. You have good vibes, good energy. 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:38.680 Remind me is down to final two? Yeah, he cut Hannah, 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:41.600 she was in the final three, Final three, and then 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:46.000 we cut Hannah in the hotel room and yeah, and 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:50.360 then Tassia had to comfort him. Yea. So then Kevin 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:53.360 took a shirt off and then and then all he 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:55.680 got all he couldn't believe he'd starved himself and worked 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:58.160 himself and he was so psyched. And Chris Harrison was like, 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:01.360 you're so pale, and he was like, like you forgot 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:04.520 to get a spring tan. He works out four hours 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:10.040 a dead chunky. I don't remember what was in the 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:16.000 army then a veteran is an army reserve. Yeah, they 0:17:16.040 --> 0:17:17.960 all just try and get so buff because they'll be 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.920 shirtless full time in Paradise. I mean, I don't like it. 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:23.960 Look crazy. It's like shooting a Marvel movie. You take 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:26.080 your shirt off for the first week while you're buff 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:29.560 and then the rest of the season. If I was 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:35.040 drinking that much, I would gain at least twelve pounds 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:38.000 that much, Like I couldn't sit around not exercising, drinking 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:41.399 that much in the sun, eating like chats. It would 0:17:41.400 --> 0:17:44.000 not anywhere have new rules though after they were in 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:47.200 it's too but it's still to an hour. You two 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:59.719 drinks an hour because people were being shrink lose yourself drinks. 0:18:02.600 --> 0:18:06.360 You're right, I cat stay slim with party. Um So 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:08.760 then he goes he goes, wow, look at it here. 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:11.720 It's so beautiful. It's like it's like to the infinity 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:14.880 of what looks like Earth the water, like I don't 0:18:14.880 --> 0:18:19.840 know if he's a rocket scientist. They're walking snapchats, yeah 0:18:19.880 --> 0:18:24.360 they are so. Then his um Wells goes, wow, your 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:27.320 torso proportions are quite something. He's like, I've been working 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:29.520 out like he does. You know, I'm really proud with 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:32.040 how it worked. Like he was so he's always like 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:35.440 that attractive, just got attractive face, he got nice jawline, 0:18:35.560 --> 0:18:43.159 like they're like, yeah, good shoulder blades walking. I was like, 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:47.760 what they got a nice eyebrowed bullin Good Birth and Hips. 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:54.080 So um, someone else has arrived. And then we see 0:18:54.160 --> 0:18:58.560 Blake is carrying Hannah around, but Wills has a plan 0:18:58.800 --> 0:19:02.080 for Hannah. We are two Wills. He did our part. Yeah, 0:19:02.160 --> 0:19:04.600 we liked Wills. We liked I still like Wells. Wills 0:19:04.680 --> 0:19:09.920 kept doing like humanitarian work. You had Wills here. We 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:12.879 had Wills and Wells. We've had both Wills and Wells 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:21.720 and yeah, yeah an Elice in San Franance, Yeah, and Wills. 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:26.080 We had Will well Well, we had Wells. We had 0:19:26.119 --> 0:19:29.760 Wells on in Nashville and Will Wills on in Sara 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:33.200 Sarano and Analysan in San Francio. We also had Wells 0:19:33.200 --> 0:19:35.320 on in San Francisco. We did remember that we did 0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:38.960 Stance in the park. Yes, well Well has done it. 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:44.520 He's actually I really I think the bartender. Yeah, I 0:19:44.560 --> 0:19:48.040 love it. I love Yeah. I was going to ask 0:19:48.080 --> 0:19:50.959 about him. Does he ever get like he's married Gara 0:19:51.119 --> 0:19:54.280 Highland from Modern Family, Oh my god. Yeah, they've been 0:19:54.320 --> 0:19:56.919 doing like three years. They Yeah, they just got engaged 0:19:56.960 --> 0:20:00.120 because we love the adorable in person. He did deep 0:20:00.480 --> 0:20:02.680 every sad junking story at the end of the night. 0:20:03.200 --> 0:20:05.720 Oh my god, can you imagine. So he was on 0:20:05.720 --> 0:20:07.919 one season and they liked him. He was different, like 0:20:07.960 --> 0:20:10.520 he would reference like Talking Heads albums and people would 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:12.400 stare at him like what the are you talking about? 0:20:12.600 --> 0:20:14.760 Like he's actually a really fun, cool guy. And they 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:16.199 liked him so much they had him go be the 0:20:16.200 --> 0:20:18.439 bartender I know, and then he fell in love as 0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:23.080 their island. Um so, then we have um so. Then 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:26.359 so Will's is watching Hannah and Blake chatting on the 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:28.879 day bed and and his plan is to ask her 0:20:28.960 --> 0:20:31.480 lots of He's got like a twelve point system question. 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:33.679 He wants to ask every question he's telling the camera. 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:36.440 She tells Blake, so it's like, what's your favorite food? 0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:39.879 And she's like, like a charcuterie platter. It's like, you know, 0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:43.760 so that was arcard a lot of food that's like 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:55.280 a variety that can't be foods and Blake and Blake said, yeah, no, 0:20:55.600 --> 0:21:00.879 arc charcouonerie board is nobody's favorite fing It's not a food, 0:21:00.960 --> 0:21:04.000 it's a it's like a buffet. It's like, take a 0:21:04.040 --> 0:21:07.800 buffet is my favorite? I like a breakfast beret. I 0:21:07.800 --> 0:21:11.760 actually do like a breakfast buffet. So much favorite food 0:21:11.800 --> 0:21:16.000 that's my favorite food. I thought that was so strange. 0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:18.280 He's like, what's your favorite food? Like shacoti board. He's 0:21:18.320 --> 0:21:24.480 like me too. He seems to have all like did 0:21:24.480 --> 0:21:28.720 he write these questions out before he came all questions? No, 0:21:28.920 --> 0:21:32.440 Blake's questions as well, are all very like So ten 0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:35.479 years from now, we're sitting on a bench like everything is. So, 0:21:35.760 --> 0:21:39.280 here's my theory, here's my sharing. So I'm gonna just 0:21:39.320 --> 0:21:41.280 say it now. I'm gonna get the scandal out of 0:21:41.280 --> 0:21:43.800 the way now because because I want to discuss my theory. 0:21:44.840 --> 0:21:48.439 So the scandal is this something in the room. So 0:21:49.000 --> 0:21:51.760 everyone's like, Blake sucks, Blake sucks. There's the elephant. That's 0:21:52.359 --> 0:21:56.199 Blake sex. Blake sucks. Blake. Two girls, two nights in 0:21:56.200 --> 0:21:58.000 a row. He told me to be a secret. He 0:21:58.800 --> 0:22:02.960 wooed me all week and stage coach who new stage 0:22:04.880 --> 0:22:12.560 every the country Western the weekend in the weekend after Coach, 0:22:13.040 --> 0:22:16.679 So they probably just stay. They probably go to Coachella 0:22:16.880 --> 0:22:21.040 and they probably just stay. So okay, So then last night, 0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:25.440 um Blake looks like he's having like a mental breakdown. 0:22:25.480 --> 0:22:28.840 He does on his main page. On his main page, 0:22:28.840 --> 0:22:32.720 he does like a seven page thing long. It's like, yeah, 0:22:32.720 --> 0:22:35.360 he's main page. He's like, I don't eat did the text? 0:22:35.600 --> 0:22:38.640 So wait wait waitre not okay, wait wait wait wait 0:22:38.680 --> 0:22:41.200 wa plays whole plays, whole place. Okay. So first he goes, look, 0:22:41.200 --> 0:22:42.840 I don't want to put this out there, but it's 0:22:42.840 --> 0:22:44.879 really painful. Yes, I did some stuff. I'm not proud 0:22:44.880 --> 0:22:47.720 of myself, like I've basically kind of like I've been 0:22:47.800 --> 0:22:51.359 kind of like James Taylor this year. However, I feel 0:22:51.400 --> 0:22:54.200 like I need to defend myself. Go to my stories. 0:22:54.359 --> 0:22:58.040 So in the stories, he did disappearing screen grabs of 0:22:58.119 --> 0:23:01.520 all of her texts that were basically her sage. Klin 0:23:01.560 --> 0:23:03.760 to him that was like I want sex. He's like, no, 0:23:03.840 --> 0:23:05.800 this is a bad idea. I'm coming over for sex. 0:23:05.840 --> 0:23:07.600 He's like, no, we should go to bed. She's like 0:23:07.800 --> 0:23:10.520 he's like he's he goes, we can cuddle, she goes, no, 0:23:10.520 --> 0:23:15.200 no sex only, and like so she's demanding sex and 0:23:15.359 --> 0:23:18.320 so she's being the real aggressor in this. And then 0:23:18.359 --> 0:23:21.359 afterwards you can see him saying we need to tell people, 0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:24.200 and she's like, I don't want to, but I will 0:23:24.240 --> 0:23:27.359 say so. And then he's afterwards freaking out and crying 0:23:27.400 --> 0:23:29.720 and like punching himself in the face of the chest, 0:23:30.400 --> 0:23:32.520 and then, um, it was hard. It was it was 0:23:32.560 --> 0:23:38.040 hard to watch while the show was one last night, 0:23:38.880 --> 0:23:42.520 I texted you guys, I guess it didn't so then 0:23:42.640 --> 0:23:46.960 he so then he oh, really, I didn't see that. 0:23:47.080 --> 0:23:51.040 I didn't see that. Christina's texts up. I didn't see that. 0:23:51.320 --> 0:23:54.239 So then, But the thing that confuses me. So I 0:23:54.280 --> 0:23:56.159 was watching that because I already knew about the text, 0:23:56.200 --> 0:23:59.080 and I was watching it, and I'm like, okay, So, 0:23:59.560 --> 0:24:01.879 I mean again, who knows what happened? Like the truth 0:24:02.119 --> 0:24:05.479 probably lies somewhere in the middle. Like she was definitely 0:24:05.520 --> 0:24:08.000 more aggressive than she was making her out to be. 0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:10.640 But the way he was crying last night and being like, 0:24:11.720 --> 0:24:14.280 my whole life is about to change because of my actions, 0:24:14.320 --> 0:24:17.000 it's like, well, all right, if it wasn't if you 0:24:17.040 --> 0:24:19.480 were single and it was just a woman being aggressive, 0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:22.160 Like it just feels like his reaction of how bad 0:24:22.200 --> 0:24:25.199 he behaved was larger than what the text, Like, I 0:24:25.200 --> 0:24:27.400 don't know, it's weird, Like where what is I don't 0:24:28.280 --> 0:24:31.919 worry about? Yeah, he was just worried about looking like 0:24:31.920 --> 0:24:34.480 a bad guy because he you know, he did actually 0:24:34.520 --> 0:24:39.120 say when he was talking to and he said, look, 0:24:39.119 --> 0:24:41.960