WEBVTT - Baby Sitting Ruining Vacation

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Tap, Garrett, what do you bring you to us today?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap

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<v Speaker 2>our listener. Nicole is doing all the work here. She

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<v Speaker 2>is going to play the phone tap on her boyfriend Evan.

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<v Speaker 2>Now Nicole every weekend is babysitting for her sister. She

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<v Speaker 2>drops all her plans and she goes and babysits for

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<v Speaker 2>her sister's kid. Now Evan, on the other hand, he

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<v Speaker 2>planned a nice roman to get away for this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>So Nicole said, why don't we pull the I have

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<v Speaker 2>to babysit again for my sister card and we have

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<v Speaker 2>a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, someone's gonna get all pissed off here, which is fabulous.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go. We love the I want

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<v Speaker 1>to call because we kind of sit back and let

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<v Speaker 1>you do all the work, because you're definitely more believable

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<v Speaker 1>than us.

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<v Speaker 2>Today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's listen in.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Hey, Ed, what's up? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Just to get in some reports done.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a.

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<v Speaker 1>Second, Yeah, I got a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I actually just called the hotel and I had

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<v Speaker 3>I had them canceled our reservation. What why I have

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<v Speaker 3>to cancel because I have some stuff to do this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>So what could be more important? We've been looking forward

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<v Speaker 1>to this. Why would you do this?

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<v Speaker 3>Because my sister is so bogged down with her kid,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, and it's hard to take care of a

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<v Speaker 3>four year old. Oh? Whoa, your sister is more important

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<v Speaker 3>than us? No, but I mean she really really needs

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<v Speaker 3>help with Tommy right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Cares about Tommy. We haven't been on a vacation in months.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been looking forward to this. Your sister can find

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<v Speaker 1>somebody else to watch your kid.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really important.

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<v Speaker 1>No us having sex and a foreign location that is important.

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<v Speaker 1>Watching your nephew is not. There are millions of teenagers.

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<v Speaker 1>Your sister could call.

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<v Speaker 3>We can always reschedule. You can't reschedule a kid. And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just realping.

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<v Speaker 1>Proud find a weekend for months.

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<v Speaker 3>How about if we don't cancel, we just go ahead

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<v Speaker 3>and take Tommy with us on the trip.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, everything, I can just think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll solve that problem. It'll solve our problem. We can

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<v Speaker 3>still do the trip, and I can still spend time

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<v Speaker 3>with our nephew. We can just babysit while we're on

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<v Speaker 3>the trip.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you gonna be babysitting the kid when we're

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<v Speaker 1>naked having sex all day? Because that was the plan. Remember,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just have.

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<v Speaker 3>To switch our plans a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Switch our plans. When are we gonna that's the plan?

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<v Speaker 3>When?

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<v Speaker 1>When do you envision this happening? What you're gonna send

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<v Speaker 1>the kid out for ice? We have maybe thirty seconds

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<v Speaker 1>for a quickie.

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<v Speaker 3>We can we'll we get back home so we know.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that kid is he's a hormle child. He hates me.

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<v Speaker 1>He physically he hates me. He does. He's kicked me

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<v Speaker 1>in the nuts at least three times, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>what he's doing. I hate him. I Am not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let them flour brock me this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you really need to put family first here.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to have a romantic relationship with my girlfriend

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>This could be a really good time to kind of

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<v Speaker 3>practice like being a family, like what it would be

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<v Speaker 3>like if we had kids. Like this could be a

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<v Speaker 3>really good time to what are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Weren't even talking about marriage yet? You already?

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<v Speaker 3>Kid? You really calmed down?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I hear how I sound. I'm pissed off. My

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend is picking her four year old nephew over me.

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<v Speaker 1>This is insane where we start watching Stephon the Street

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<v Speaker 1>and SpongeBob all weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the end of the world, okay, because it

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<v Speaker 3>is the end of the world. You're not even in

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<v Speaker 3>my shoes right now.

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<v Speaker 1>We are and have sex in three weeks. I'm tired

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<v Speaker 1>of waiting. This is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 3>Just waiting another week is not going to change. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not the end of the world. You're making yourself. You

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<v Speaker 3>are acting like a child. You are acting like a

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<v Speaker 3>four years I'm really mature.

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<v Speaker 1>You're mature.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you hear yourself?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you're hear yourself? Oh? Really? Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Are we doing this?

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<v Speaker 1>Are really gonna? Are we doing this? Are we doing this?

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<v Speaker 3>Evani? I need to talk to you like an adult.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you talk to me like an adult.

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<v Speaker 3>I need you to listen to what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well listen to what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Evan, my name is Garretthon. Elvis turned in the

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<v Speaker 2>morning show and you just got phone tapped. What your

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<v Speaker 2>your girlfriend Nicole wanted to play a phone tap on you?

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<v Speaker 3>I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're definitely getting the handcuffs and the feather tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This pal tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>the

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 2>morning show.