Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone.
Speaker 1: Tap, Garrett, what do you bring you to us today?
Speaker 2: I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap
Speaker 2: our listener. Nicole is doing all the work here. She
Speaker 2: is going to play the phone tap on her boyfriend Evan.
Speaker 2: Now Nicole every weekend is babysitting for her sister. She
Speaker 2: drops all her plans and she goes and babysits for
Speaker 2: her sister's kid. Now Evan, on the other hand, he
Speaker 2: planned a nice roman to get away for this weekend.
Speaker 2: So Nicole said, why don't we pull the I have
Speaker 2: to babysit again for my sister card and we have
Speaker 2: a phone tap.
Speaker 1: Wow, someone's gonna get all pissed off here, which is fabulous.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. We love the I want
Speaker 1: to call because we kind of sit back and let
Speaker 1: you do all the work, because you're definitely more believable
Speaker 1: than us.
Speaker 2: Today's phone tap.
Speaker 1: Let's listen in.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, Ed, what's up? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Just to get in some reports done.
Speaker 2: Do you have a.
Speaker 1: Second, Yeah, I got a minute.
Speaker 3: Okay, I actually just called the hotel and I had
Speaker 3: I had them canceled our reservation. What why I have
Speaker 3: to cancel because I have some stuff to do this weekend.
Speaker 1: So what could be more important? We've been looking forward
Speaker 1: to this. Why would you do this?
Speaker 3: Because my sister is so bogged down with her kid,
Speaker 3: you know, and it's hard to take care of a
Speaker 3: four year old. Oh? Whoa, your sister is more important
Speaker 3: than us? No, but I mean she really really needs
Speaker 3: help with Tommy right now.
Speaker 1: Cares about Tommy. We haven't been on a vacation in months.
Speaker 1: We've been looking forward to this. Your sister can find
Speaker 1: somebody else to watch your kid.
Speaker 3: It's really important.
Speaker 1: No us having sex and a foreign location that is important.
Speaker 1: Watching your nephew is not. There are millions of teenagers.
Speaker 1: Your sister could call.
Speaker 3: We can always reschedule. You can't reschedule a kid. And
Speaker 3: I'm just realping.
Speaker 1: Proud find a weekend for months.
Speaker 3: How about if we don't cancel, we just go ahead
Speaker 3: and take Tommy with us on the trip.
Speaker 1: No, no, everything, I can just think about it.
Speaker 3: It'll solve that problem. It'll solve our problem. We can
Speaker 3: still do the trip, and I can still spend time
Speaker 3: with our nephew. We can just babysit while we're on
Speaker 3: the trip.
Speaker 1: How are you gonna be babysitting the kid when we're
Speaker 1: naked having sex all day? Because that was the plan. Remember,
Speaker 1: we'll just have.
Speaker 3: To switch our plans a little.
Speaker 1: Switch our plans. When are we gonna that's the plan?
Speaker 3: When?
Speaker 1: When do you envision this happening? What you're gonna send
Speaker 1: the kid out for ice? We have maybe thirty seconds
Speaker 1: for a quickie.
Speaker 3: We can we'll we get back home so we know.
Speaker 1: No, that kid is he's a hormle child. He hates me.
Speaker 1: He physically he hates me. He does. He's kicked me
Speaker 1: in the nuts at least three times, and you know
Speaker 1: what he's doing. I hate him. I Am not gonna
Speaker 1: let them flour brock me this weekend.
Speaker 3: All right, you really need to put family first here.
Speaker 1: I want to have a romantic relationship with my girlfriend
Speaker 1: this weekend.
Speaker 3: This could be a really good time to kind of
Speaker 3: practice like being a family, like what it would be
Speaker 3: like if we had kids. Like this could be a
Speaker 3: really good time to what are you?
Speaker 1: Weren't even talking about marriage yet? You already?
Speaker 3: Kid? You really calmed down?
Speaker 1: Yes, I hear how I sound. I'm pissed off. My
Speaker 1: girlfriend is picking her four year old nephew over me.
Speaker 1: This is insane where we start watching Stephon the Street
Speaker 1: and SpongeBob all weekend.
Speaker 3: It's not the end of the world, okay, because it
Speaker 3: is the end of the world. You're not even in
Speaker 3: my shoes right now.
Speaker 1: We are and have sex in three weeks. I'm tired
Speaker 1: of waiting. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Just waiting another week is not going to change. It's
Speaker 3: not the end of the world. You're making yourself. You
Speaker 3: are acting like a child. You are acting like a
Speaker 3: four years I'm really mature.
Speaker 1: You're mature.
Speaker 3: Do you hear yourself?
Speaker 1: I mean you're hear yourself? Oh? Really? Really?
Speaker 3: Are we doing this?
Speaker 1: Are really gonna? Are we doing this? Are we doing this?
Speaker 3: Evani? I need to talk to you like an adult.
Speaker 1: Okay, you talk to me like an adult.
Speaker 3: I need you to listen to what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Okay, well listen to what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Hey, Evan, my name is Garretthon. Elvis turned in the
Speaker 2: morning show and you just got phone tapped. What your
Speaker 2: your girlfriend Nicole wanted to play a phone tap on you?
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're definitely getting the handcuffs and the feather tonight.
Speaker 2: I bet Elvis Duran's phone tap.
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