1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:01,560 Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. 2 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 2: Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone. 3 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: Tap, Garrett, what do you bring you to us today? 4 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:08,440 Speaker 2: I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap 5 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,480 Speaker 2: our listener. Nicole is doing all the work here. She 6 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 2: is going to play the phone tap on her boyfriend Evan. 7 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:17,279 Speaker 2: Now Nicole every weekend is babysitting for her sister. She 8 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,799 Speaker 2: drops all her plans and she goes and babysits for 9 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 2: her sister's kid. Now Evan, on the other hand, he 10 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,080 Speaker 2: planned a nice roman to get away for this weekend. 11 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 2: So Nicole said, why don't we pull the I have 12 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 2: to babysit again for my sister card and we have 13 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 2: a phone tap. 14 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 1: Wow, someone's gonna get all pissed off here, which is fabulous. 15 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,319 Speaker 1: All right, here we go. We love the I want 16 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: to call because we kind of sit back and let 17 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,839 Speaker 1: you do all the work, because you're definitely more believable 18 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:40,199 Speaker 1: than us. 19 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:41,559 Speaker 2: Today's phone tap. 20 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:42,199 Speaker 1: Let's listen in. 21 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, Ed, what's up? Nothing? 22 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: Just to get in some reports done. 23 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:49,239 Speaker 2: Do you have a. 24 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:51,400 Speaker 1: Second, Yeah, I got a minute. 25 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 3: Okay, I actually just called the hotel and I had 26 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:01,680 Speaker 3: I had them canceled our reservation. What why I have 27 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 3: to cancel because I have some stuff to do this weekend. 28 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,319 Speaker 1: So what could be more important? We've been looking forward 29 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: to this. Why would you do this? 30 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 3: Because my sister is so bogged down with her kid, 31 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 3: you know, and it's hard to take care of a 32 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 3: four year old. Oh? Whoa, your sister is more important 33 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 3: than us? No, but I mean she really really needs 34 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 3: help with Tommy right now. 35 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:28,119 Speaker 1: Cares about Tommy. We haven't been on a vacation in months. 36 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:30,680 Speaker 1: We've been looking forward to this. Your sister can find 37 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 1: somebody else to watch your kid. 38 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:33,720 Speaker 3: It's really important. 39 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:38,280 Speaker 1: No us having sex and a foreign location that is important. 40 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,800 Speaker 1: Watching your nephew is not. There are millions of teenagers. 41 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: Your sister could call. 42 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,720 Speaker 3: We can always reschedule. You can't reschedule a kid. And 43 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 3: I'm just realping. 44 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: Proud find a weekend for months. 45 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,640 Speaker 3: How about if we don't cancel, we just go ahead 46 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 3: and take Tommy with us on the trip. 47 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:05,040 Speaker 1: No, no, everything, I can just think about it. 48 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 3: It'll solve that problem. It'll solve our problem. We can 49 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,639 Speaker 3: still do the trip, and I can still spend time 50 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 3: with our nephew. We can just babysit while we're on 51 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 3: the trip. 52 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,919 Speaker 1: How are you gonna be babysitting the kid when we're 53 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,799 Speaker 1: naked having sex all day? Because that was the plan. Remember, 54 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:19,760 Speaker 1: we'll just have. 55 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:21,399 Speaker 3: To switch our plans a little. 56 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:25,000 Speaker 1: Switch our plans. When are we gonna that's the plan? 57 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 3: When? 58 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,679 Speaker 1: When do you envision this happening? What you're gonna send 59 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 1: the kid out for ice? We have maybe thirty seconds 60 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:32,880 Speaker 1: for a quickie. 61 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 3: We can we'll we get back home so we know. 62 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 1: No, that kid is he's a hormle child. He hates me. 63 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: He physically he hates me. He does. He's kicked me 64 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: in the nuts at least three times, and you know 65 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,280 Speaker 1: what he's doing. I hate him. I Am not gonna 66 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 1: let them flour brock me this weekend. 67 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,359 Speaker 3: All right, you really need to put family first here. 68 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: I want to have a romantic relationship with my girlfriend 69 00:02:59,080 --> 00:02:59,440 Speaker 1: this weekend. 70 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:02,360 Speaker 3: This could be a really good time to kind of 71 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 3: practice like being a family, like what it would be 72 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 3: like if we had kids. Like this could be a 73 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 3: really good time to what are you? 74 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,079 Speaker 1: Weren't even talking about marriage yet? You already? 75 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,639 Speaker 3: Kid? You really calmed down? 76 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 1: Yes, I hear how I sound. I'm pissed off. My 77 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 1: girlfriend is picking her four year old nephew over me. 78 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: This is insane where we start watching Stephon the Street 79 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: and SpongeBob all weekend. 80 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:31,519 Speaker 3: It's not the end of the world, okay, because it 81 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 3: is the end of the world. You're not even in 82 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 3: my shoes right now. 83 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,640 Speaker 1: We are and have sex in three weeks. I'm tired 84 00:03:36,680 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 1: of waiting. This is ridiculous. 85 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 3: Just waiting another week is not going to change. It's 86 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:46,760 Speaker 3: not the end of the world. You're making yourself. You 87 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 3: are acting like a child. You are acting like a 88 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 3: four years I'm really mature. 89 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 1: You're mature. 90 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 3: Do you hear yourself? 91 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: I mean you're hear yourself? Oh? Really? Really? 92 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 3: Are we doing this? 93 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 1: Are really gonna? Are we doing this? Are we doing this? 94 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:07,400 Speaker 3: Evani? I need to talk to you like an adult. 95 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: Okay, you talk to me like an adult. 96 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 3: I need you to listen to what I'm saying. 97 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: Okay, well listen to what I'm saying. 98 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:19,040 Speaker 2: Hey, Evan, my name is Garretthon. Elvis turned in the 99 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:24,000 Speaker 2: morning show and you just got phone tapped. What your 100 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 2: your girlfriend Nicole wanted to play a phone tap on you? 101 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 3: I have. 102 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're definitely getting the handcuffs and the feather tonight. 103 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,719 Speaker 2: I bet Elvis Duran's phone tap. 104 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:41,240 Speaker 1: This pal tab was pre recorded with permission granted by 105 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,040 Speaker 1: the 106 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 2: Elvis Dan phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the 107 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 2: morning show.