WEBVTT - Enya Met The Most Evil Man In The World 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:21.279 Hello, Welcome back to emergency Intercom. Drew got scabies on 0:00:21.360 --> 0:00:24.320 the plane back home, so he's not feeling very good, 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:27.080 but just ignore it like he's still the same him. 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:30.040 So itchy, don't worry. 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:33.040 I've been taking some medication to avoid getting the scabies, 0:00:33.040 --> 0:00:34.240 but he does have scabies. 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:35.519 I'm so itchy. 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:38.720 Fuck, were you actually itching the fuck out of yourself 0:00:38.760 --> 0:00:41.919 like that? Just not you got so red? You literally 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:43.000 made yourself I like. 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:43.560 Itched it with me. 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:46.639 I was just like self harming. I was like stimming 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:48.479 and self harming, like I wanted to like. 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:54.520 Hey, freak O, don't do that. Actually, that's when I 0:00:54.560 --> 0:00:56.600 needed to hear. Thank you people. 0:00:56.680 --> 0:00:59.440 When you find out your friend's self harming. 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:03.600 Hey stop, Hey, I care about you. If that means anything, 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:04.399 actually it doesn't. 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:05.399 Think think about me. 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:07.720 If you want to kill yourself, think about how sad 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:08.120 I'll be. 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:16.520 Well, we're back in our space with my budding little star. 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:18.679 I've been content. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:21.119 Forming this little guy for so many years now. 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:23.960 I'm so excited. 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:27.720 Should I start off with my really terrifying dream because 0:01:27.720 --> 0:01:29.760 it was actually fucking terrifying and it woke me up. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:35.160 So in my dream, we're at this party and it's act. 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:37.000 Was it that I was in life anymore? 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:44.840 Oh, bib, that would have been a dream come true. 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:50.040 Yeah. So I have scabies. I need h bro, I'm 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:50.960 dope sick. Please. 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:55.000 But so we're at this party and like it's unclear 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:58.680 if it's our house or if it's like Kim Kardashian's house, 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.320 and but like it was like a where I was really. 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:04.040 Hard between our house and Kim Kardashians. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.200 No, but in the dream, I guess like I. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.239 Had moved in with them for like a short period 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:14.480 because like I think I started babysitting like her kids, 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:17.000 and they really enjoyed having me around. And I was 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:18.720 in between moving, so I was like, oh, I won't 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:20.400 be able to come because like my mover's and out 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:21.920 of my house. And she was like, oh, just like 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.440 bring your cat here and like you can stay here 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:26.240 for a few days while your movers like get in 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.120 and out of your house and I'll have somebody supervising. 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:29.880 And I'm like, oh my god, that's literally so nice, 0:02:29.880 --> 0:02:30.600 thank you. Whatever. 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:34.240 So I'm there. You're there because she was throwing a party, 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.919 like there's a party. 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:37.760 And then also I saw. 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:41.920 Like like like it was so weird it was just 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:43.960 like this party with a bunch of celebrities, and it 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:46.600 was like per usual, me standing around trying not to 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:48.000 stare at people who I see. 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:50.360 On my iPhone, and I'm just like kind of looking around. 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.200 I was like, okay, I'm like kind of maneuvering around. 0:02:52.200 --> 0:02:55.160 And then Azul was at the party, like she was 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:57.200 like kind of roaming around on a couch, but she 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:59.240 was way more chill than she's ever been, because in 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:01.240 a real life, say, if she was at a loud 0:03:01.400 --> 0:03:03.560 event like this, she would freak the fuck out and. 0:03:03.600 --> 0:03:05.280 Run away, shit all over. 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:06.880 But she was. 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:09.800 Literally like laying on her couch like kind of scratching 0:03:09.800 --> 0:03:11.480 at it. But people kept going in and out of 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:13.400 the house and like leaving the door open. So obviously 0:03:13.400 --> 0:03:15.760 I was like, hell, no, I don't want Azol out here, 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:18.280 and like it scares me that she'll run out even 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:21.520 though she has it anymore. And I was like just 0:03:21.560 --> 0:03:23.480 staring at a zool like while this party is happening. 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:24.680 I was like, I'm gonna take her to the room. 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:26.799 But the second I picked her up, she actually freaked 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:28.280 the fuck out and like tense stuff, and it was 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:29.720 like clawing at me, and I was like, oh fuck no. 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:33.760 And then in my dream, the Kardashian house turned into 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:37.320 like a fucking mall, like I couldn't find my room 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:39.400 because it was so huge, and there was like a 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:41.200 parking lot and I was like getting in elevators and 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:43.040 people kept stopping and looking at me like, oh, that 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:46.120 cute cat. But Azul was like increasingly getting more and 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:48.080 more freaked out and like trying to move, and I 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:50.240 had to keep squeezing her tighter, and I started freaking 0:03:50.240 --> 0:03:52.160 out and having an anxiety attack that I was gonna 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:54.600 crush her and suffocate her because of how tight I 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:56.480 was holding her because I didn't want to run away. 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:58.360 And then like it was so bad that she like 0:03:58.440 --> 0:03:59.680 pissed herself on. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:02.120 Me, so I was like, oh my god, you pissed yourself. 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:05.680 And then I finally found my room because I asked 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:07.040 one of her kids. I was like, dude, do you 0:04:07.080 --> 0:04:09.120 remember where my room is? I need to put my 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:09.839 cat in my room. 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:14.280 And then it was north, did your eyelashes done? They're 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.520 really like long and pretty right now? Thank you? 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:17.240 Yeah? 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:19.120 I do want to get them done for my borkday. 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:22.000 Though, But you don't need all that bullshit. You're pretty 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:23.159 natural without makeup. 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:24.479 I have makeup on right now. 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:27.440 I was wondering why you look so fucking ugly, Like 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:30.200 I was like, damn, something's off, Like something's really off. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:31.919 Wait do you think I'm pretty or ugly? 0:04:32.360 --> 0:04:34.320 Well, now that I know you have makeup on, like 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:35.280 it's ugly as fuck. 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:36.000 Oh my god. 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:37.800 Women should just be natural, bro. 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:40.159 But what if I was like you, what if you 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:41.679 didn't find me pretty without my makeup? 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:47.400 I think all women are beautiful for without makeup. Straight up, 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:50.080 I actually do believe that. 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:56.000 Wait, why do I do believe that women are like 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:59.240 in their natural Stay back to my dream. 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:02.800 But I got into the room with a. 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:06.039 Zoo and I let go and just this fucking like 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.479 it was like a helium balloon that had flattened out, 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:10.960 floated to the ground, and I went to it and 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:12.720 I was like trying to touch it to see like 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.000 basically she was dead, like I had suffocated her and 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:18.400 flattened her out, and she was just this flat like 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:22.800 helium balloon like material. And I, dude, I literally you 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:24.560 remember when I was saying, like recently I had a 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:27.440 dream that like, I think it was you who died. 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:27.760 In my dream. 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:30.640 And I was like screaming with and it was like 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:32.840 really volatile, and also like we were at this party. 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:34.680 I kept calling people to come to the room, and 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.159 nobody could find the room so nobody could be with me, 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:39.960 and I was just like freaking the fuck out and 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:42.600 like it was really really sad. And then I woke 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:44.159 up because I was crying so hard in my dream. 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:45.599 And then I woke up and I looked and Azol 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:48.960 was there, and I was like, oh, my god, Bett, 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:50.240 and that was my dream. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:56.000 Wow, that was my dream with the side of a well, yeah, 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:57.240 well that's that's. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:06:00.520 Not cute at all. I don't know you would kill 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:01.679 your cat, Like that's weird. 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.520 So that's the thing about a nightmare is like things 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:05.920 happen that maybe wouldn't happen. 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:07.880 I don't I don't understand what you're saying to me, 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:12.480 because like everything's real, those are different realities. 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:13.880 You're shifting realities when you go. 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:15.280 To same thing. When I go back to sleep, as 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:15.760 it was going to. 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:18.719 Be dead still, No, you're gonna shift to another dimension. 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:20.560 Whereas weel is probably a dog. 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:23.880 I saw somebody say that, oh it was duncan trustle claim, 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:26.440 But he was like, oh, people who think weed isn't 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:27.839 a psychedelic it. 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.960 Is, Oh he's talking, yeah, because weed is fucking the 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:32.919 I literally think weed is the devil. 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:33.680 And I don't give a. 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:36.680 Fuck if it helps your arthritis pain and you put 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:39.360 the fucking ointment on your skin and it seeps into 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:42.440 your bloodstream, like, I don't care. Like that shit is 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:46.120 demonic as fuck. It is a demonic entity place on 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:47.440 this earth to distract us. 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:53.599 Per the way you looked at me. 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:55.719 Because I looked at you, I was like, dude, this 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:59.560 is a crazy person like you look at say Also, 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:01.240 what I got back last night Drew was wearing the 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:04.320 same pajamas that I left seeing him in, and he just. 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:05.600 Had his hair all brushed on. 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:08.440 He was huge and crazy and his beard was just 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:10.680 like kind of more just shovel than it is. And 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:13.000 I was like, dude, you actually look like I left 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:14.960 the house three weeks ago and you got. 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:15.680 Locked in there. 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:19.680 And it was like, but. 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:25.320 So you know the brand Chrome Hearts, right? Do you 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:26.200 know chrom Hearts? 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:26.760 Yes? 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:27.880 What if I told you I. 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:30.800 Started it, I would say because I know the people 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:32.520 who's like, I don't know them personally, but I. 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:35.080 Know who's Have you ever met them? No? 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:36.320 But I've been in that. 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:37.760 Do you know what an alias is? 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:40.600 Yeah? You whoa? 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:43.880 Okay, have you been taking your lithium? 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:44.520 What is that? 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:48.360 It's medication for babes. 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:51.800 I've been taking I've been taking pills. Fuck the normal 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:54.160 pills a hashtag fuck normal pills. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:57.040 Drew has been Drew bought a cream that's been giving 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:58.200 him mercury poisoning. 0:07:58.640 --> 0:08:00.680 I I want what are we gonna say? 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.360 Girl? Like talk about that she was using a cream 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:06.520 to unbannounced to her had a bunch of she had 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:09.080 mercury contamination for two years straight. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:10.080 Oh my god. 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:12.040 See that's probably what's wrong with me, is there's like 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:14.280 mercury leaching into my skin through the shower head. 0:08:14.360 --> 0:08:15.040 Has to be more. 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:16.600 Yeah, its more than that. 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.960 No, I like watched the TV show and it had 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:21.480 like a bit on mercury poisoning. 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:24.120 I was like, huh, that would explain a lot. So 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:25.160 I don't I think. 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:28.000 I've moved No, No, No, I think I've moved past the 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:30.800 black mold and now I'm starting to believe that I 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:34.680 have mercury poisoning or something adjacent to that. 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:37.800 Like it could be like have you ever heard of 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:43.200 do you know what from aldehyde is. 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.280 I've heard the word, but I don't know what it is. 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:47.040 It's like what they embalm, like rats. 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:51.200 Yeah, well I can't go to the Lord concert in 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:57.600 eight hours because I'm mean, it's not like from Yeah, 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:58.840 we just dissected breath. 0:08:59.040 --> 0:09:01.080 I never dissected anything in school. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:04.199 Don't do that, Yeah I do, Damn like I missed 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:04.720 out on something. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:05.360 I don't want to do that. 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.240 Oh No, I love like mutilating those little critteris. I 0:09:08.320 --> 0:09:10.200 love like cutting them open and like playing with the. 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:12.160 Organs white Man moment. 0:09:13.480 --> 0:09:16.960 I know, I know I hated it so much, but 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:20.880 I've grown to like accept the knowledge that I've gained 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:25.280 from it. And also since frogs are out in twenty 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:27.960 twenty three, like cutting them bitches up, like I don't 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:31.400 give a fuck, Like we need to sacrifice more frogs 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:33.280 just to get them out of our ecosystems. 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:34.160 I think they're over. 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:36.880 That's how I feel about the frogs in Fortnite. 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:38.439 Like why are they even in there? 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:39.800 I know they're there for no reason. 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:41.520 They're there to distract you. Yeah. 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:44.479 Literally, we need to bring back delete it fat. 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:47.720 We need to bring back We need to force dummy 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:49.880 Levado to do that. 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:52.680 One performance every single WAT show. 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:58.160 Yeah, with the like delete it, fat you rat, big. 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:02.560 You rap bitch, the edited photo of her Dutelevado. Dude, 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:05.720 Oh my god, when dute Lovado dropped, that was genuinely 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:08.959 like that. I think to this day, I've never laughed 0:10:09.000 --> 0:10:12.080 at something more than I laughed at Dutelevado, so much 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:16.439 so that like I made like a character of myself 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:18.920 that was dute Lovato, and that I would hide it 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:20.959 in the basement and like every once in a while, 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.880 like my dude would get out in like a suitcase 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:25.920 or some shit and like go to the airport. It 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:29.560 was like really fucking scary, but I really loved Duotelevado. 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:32.240 And then they and then it like sparked like this 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:35.960 whole like genre of like really shitty paparazzi photos or 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:39.360 red carpet photos and then like another camera angle showing 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:41.240 them like like, look, they look normal, but in this 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:45.320 for some reason, they look like the worst they've ever looked. 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:48.160 But like, no one's done it better than Demmy or 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:51.320 I guess worse than Demi and the doo Lovato photo, 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:55.839 but like giving props, yeah, like really deserved it. 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:59.240 We have not updated the fart sounds we have literally 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:02.840 like the part sounds have been the same they were 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:05.120 made because. 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:07.960 I was watching this old show, like this old movie 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.680 with Ben Stiller, and like I watched like three seconds 0:11:10.720 --> 0:11:12.120 of it and I can't even remember, but there was 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.000 a scene where he was in the bathroom and it 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:16.840 was literally like the fart sounds we hear today. 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:19.600 And this movie was made in like ninety six. 0:11:19.720 --> 0:11:22.120 And I'm like, it's almost thirty years later and we 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:23.280 don't have new farts. 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:25.280 And then I was like, who was the person to 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:25.960 make the farts? 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:28.880 And like were they real farts or were he really 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:30.240 good at making them with his mouth? 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:31.880 And a guy? 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:34.320 Because they're so like, like I don't. 0:11:34.200 --> 0:11:35.240 Know, I like manly. 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:37.560 Yeah, they're like manly like mouth farts. 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:41.800 They're not like cute girl farts. What just like when 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:44.440 women fart on my face, like it's like cute. 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:48.680 Oh it sounds different? Does it feel different than ment? 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:49.840 Because I just knew that men? 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:52.760 What does it taste like? 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:54.199 Doo dooo? 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:54.559 Kaka? 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:56.280 Well, you've ever had a deviled egg? 0:11:56.800 --> 0:12:00.760 Yeah, so imagine the yellow cream in the middle. Oh 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:01.839 not the egg white. 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:03.199 Egg white is coming. 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:06.760 No, egg white is like stinky. 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:17.360 Far you like that, bro, you like that, but yeah, 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:19.839 we haven't updated it, and like, who's gonna breathe it 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:22.040 be the brave person to try to update them, because 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:25.360 like they're honestly so good me, what. 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:28.679 Is wrong with you? But you are experiencing lead poisoning, 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:29.640 That's what I'm saying. 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:31.240 I think I'm like mercury out. 0:12:31.400 --> 0:12:33.360 I think you've gotten on enough flights now that you're 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:34.800 experiencing like minor radio. 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:38.920 Yeah, well that's what Coachella. That's what they do at Coachella. Oh, 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:44.960 they're tricking influencers in specific people from different parts of 0:12:44.960 --> 0:12:48.280 the gene pool to go to Coachella Valley. Little does 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:52.160 everybody know that Coachella Valley is covered in radio active 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:55.720 toxic waste because they did nuclear testing there. So what 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:58.520 they're doing is, after five or so visits, you get 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:01.280 enough radiation and new clear poisoning built up into your 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:04.800 body that one you can't reproduce, and two if you reproduce, 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:07.760 the baby's stillborn. And it's after like five or so visits. 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:11.080 That's what they've been doing. 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.560 Look it up. Look up Yuca Valley nuclear testing. 0:13:17.720 --> 0:13:20.000 The craziest thing is I went on like I went 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:22.920 on like a fake like manic episode on my close 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:26.480 friend storytten. Yeah, I went on a close like and 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:28.160 I thought like maybe someone would be. 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:30.080 Like, hey, like are you okay? Like are you good? 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:32.400 And like no one said anything to me, and they 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.600 were just like harding it and laughing at it and 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:38.200 like feeding into my delusions. But yeah, like I set 0:13:38.200 --> 0:13:39.920 all that shit on my close friends after like the 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:42.560 Coachella lineup dropped, which like I fucking hate that. 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:44.160 I have the goddamn go, Like. 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:46.840 I don't know if I think I'm gonna swallow my 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:50.120 fomo pill and the only people I really care to 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:52.560 see is Byork and Frank, and I'm. 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:56.079 Gonna swallow my fomo and. 0:13:57.440 --> 0:13:59.440 Believe in the god I believe in that he will 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:02.080 make it so that I can see those people, not 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:02.920 because I. 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:05.160 Genuinely don't think, like, well, that's the thing is, I 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:08.079 don't want to go because they also put GHB dust 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:11.040 in the or GHB crystals in the dust. 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:13.360 Oh yeah, Oh so that's why there's so much dust 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:15.480 when you're leaving. I didn't even think about that. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.240 Do you know why they're doing that? Do you want 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:18.840 to know why they're doing that? So you know those 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:21.840 little wristbands that you have on your wrist. Yeah, they 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:25.160 got a little chip in them that when you enter Coachella, 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:28.160 the chip sends a bunch of make all. 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:31.720 This up because you were really scared they have. 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:33.640 This isn't like a QAnon thing. 0:14:33.600 --> 0:14:34.360 No, this was all me. 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:37.760 This is your brain like this well, no, y'all didn't 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:38.320 let me finish. 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:41.760 They put a bunch of micro with him. 0:14:41.760 --> 0:14:45.240 When it goes like this inside the chip, and it 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:48.000 sucks out all of your well like if you're a 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:51.280 baby or adrenochrome, if you're like a grown man, like 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.160 it'll take like your marrow and your stem cells and 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:58.920 all your human juices. They've discarded one hundred and eighty 0:14:58.960 --> 0:15:00.320 four bodies since two thousand twelve. 0:15:00.320 --> 0:15:04.800 Where's the security footage? Oh, it magically disappeared. Magically disappeared. 0:15:05.240 --> 0:15:08.120 That was not part. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.960 I was like, wait is that you like? When you 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.240 posted it? I was like, I was like, wait, I 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.600 will people have gone missing at Coachella. 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:17.240 So so I just posted all this ship. 0:15:17.240 --> 0:15:19.680 Well, now we're definitely not like even if we want. 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:21.040 To go work, they're not us. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:21.960 They're not inviting us. 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:24.200 But I posted all of that like seeing if someone 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:26.480 would check in on me, and everybody was feeding into 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.800 the delusion so much so that people started looking up 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:33.640 nuclear testing in Coachella Valley and they did drop nukes 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:36.680 and Yuca Valley. They literally dropped nukes and Yuca Valley 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:38.840 when I don't remember when. 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:43.400 Look, yeah, I'm just imagining somebody holding up like a 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:47.120 radioactive like monitor to James Charles's BBO. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:52.320 Wait, let me let me the exacts. 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:57.640 Yuka Flat, Yuka Flat, closed desert basin nuclear testing sites. 0:15:59.120 --> 0:16:05.680 Yeah, this is all a lot. Yeah, but yeah, so. 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:09.960 Bro Coachella and you want to give us artists past, 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:11.080 like we'll take it. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:12.080 And we're just joking. 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:15.000 Can we do a fucking podcast at Coachella? Like why 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:17.120 won't y'all let us do that? Like, why won't y'all 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:17.640 just let us have? 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.960 You guess they're literally gonna get less than like a 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:24.160 twentieth of their attendees to watch, like less than. 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:26.720 You'd be a surprised Coachella. You'd be surprised. 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:31.520 Wants to see Frank meeting. 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:34.320 At the Coachella conference. You'd be surprised Coachella. 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:37.200 Yeah, it's just crazy that we haven't been contacted for 0:16:37.240 --> 0:16:37.520 that yet. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:39.760 Yeah, it's crazy that we haven't been contacted. 0:16:39.240 --> 0:16:42.080 To perform, Yeah, which is bullshit. 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:44.680 Do you want to hear about the crazy shit I 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:47.880 heard on the book? Oh well, you immediately shut me down. 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:51.280 It's just like I don't want to hear about that. 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:55.280 So you get to talk about your like weird like conspiracies, 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:56.080 and I can't say something. 0:16:56.360 --> 0:17:01.160 They're not controcious, they're not conspiracy. 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:04.600 No, you're literally I can't believe I'm gonna have to 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:06.439 deal with you when you actually go on like see 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:09.560 like a religious like break in your brain and then 0:17:09.600 --> 0:17:09.920 like go. 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:10.440 Down that route. 0:17:10.640 --> 0:17:12.360 All I will talk about it, but like I can 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:14.280 see you like actually believing it. 0:17:15.600 --> 0:17:18.080 The more you joke about it, the more you believe it. 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:20.520 But it's like like I used to like I would 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:22.240 make up stupid lies as a kid, and then I 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:24.840 would tell them so many times that they became real, 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:27.879 and like that's kind of how this is. 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:29.640 I don't think it'll happen in your early life. 0:17:29.640 --> 0:17:31.760 It'll definitely like once you hit seventy one day, I'm 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:33.480 gonna call you and you're gonna keep me captive on 0:17:33.520 --> 0:17:35.639 the phone for three hours talking about something like this, 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:37.200 and then I'm gonna like have to hang up. 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:38.760