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Speaker 1: You don't know me confession I can't take back.

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Speaker 2: Earl arms.

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Speaker 1: Mouse speaking.

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Speaker 3: TEXTA seven eighty five ninety two says, the first time

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Speaker 3: I told my current girlfriend I loved her, she had

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Speaker 3: an anxiety attack, hyper ventilated, and had to rush around

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Speaker 3: her bedroom to find her rescue in halo.

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Speaker 1: Then she didn't sing it back. No, No, that means

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Speaker 1: it's true love.

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Speaker 3: Pretty sure. Well, we may hyperventilate when we hear you

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Speaker 3: confess your secrets anonymously here on the mass speaker. Thank you, Jose,

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Speaker 3: But we do promise we will say I love you

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Speaker 3: once it's all said and done.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I mean it.

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Speaker 3: Because we have a guy who wants to come clean,

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Speaker 3: using the fake name Warren as his secret identity.

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Speaker 1: So Warren, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Hey Warren, Hey Warren, how are you feeling

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Speaker 2: a little nervous? My voice is disguis I.

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Speaker 3: Think unless this is how your voice normally sounds, but

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Speaker 3: I would never know. I hope this isn't how you

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Speaker 3: normally sound. But THEO you are the voice changers on,

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Speaker 3: you are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear

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Speaker 3: your confession.

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Speaker 2: Okay, only my dad knows this and I guess depending

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Speaker 2: on how I say the details. I'm just afraid other

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Speaker 2: people might figure it out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we don't have any.

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Speaker 2: Well, it was six years ago now, a girl I

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Speaker 2: was dating at the time. We had been together less

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Speaker 2: than a year, and it was the end of the

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Speaker 2: year New Year's Eve party. Like hundreds of people were there, okay,

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Speaker 2: one of.

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Speaker 1: The big ones. Yeah, those are having a good time.

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Speaker 1: I'll dress up.

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Speaker 2: Probably lots of alcohol and lots of friends. Like all

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Speaker 2: her best friends were there that night too, all got together.

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Speaker 1: That's great, cool what happens at the party?

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Speaker 2: So it was super fun. I got to meet all

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Speaker 2: of her girlfriends and all of her girlfriend's boyfriends, and

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Speaker 2: the night was going great. Everything was awesome until the

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Speaker 2: countdown and mid night.

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Speaker 1: What could possibly go wrong to countdown?

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Speaker 2: You know, I was getting ready to kiss her and

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Speaker 2: all of her BFFs and all of their boyfriends at

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Speaker 2: the same time. During the countdown, went down on one

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Speaker 2: knee and proposed multiple proposal.

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Speaker 1: Wait, how many proposals?

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Speaker 2: It was there were six.

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Speaker 1: Dudes proposed. Wait, these are the boyfriends of her friends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all of her like nears and dearest. I guess

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Speaker 2: they had all been talking and they thought to be

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Speaker 2: like a fun, cool idea to do like a group wedding.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I am glad you didn't get down a

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Speaker 1: way that is lame. Like they're all doing it at

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Speaker 1: the same time, they're all drunk at a party.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of cute that, like if your friend group

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Speaker 3: is really really tight to like you're like, we.

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Speaker 1: Do everything together.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know, it's it's an It's not

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Speaker 3: my style, but it could be somebody else's style.

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Speaker 1: Did the women like it? Did her girlfriends like it?

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Speaker 1: I bet she was so excited for them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So here's the thing. It felt weird. It felt

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Speaker 2: like a flash mob. It also felt weird for me

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Speaker 2: not to do it.

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Speaker 1: Because you're the only one standing. Your girlfriend must have

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Speaker 1: felt so left out dated a year I don't think

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Speaker 1: you're in that group chat with the guys.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't, but I am now because I got down

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Speaker 2: on that knee. Wait wait, I didn't have a ring.

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Speaker 2: I felt so weird not doing it, and I was drunk.

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Speaker 2: I actually took a cherry stem and I like made

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Speaker 2: it into a ring.

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Speaker 1: Well did she from.

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Speaker 3: That way the bottom of alcoholic?

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Speaker 1: Did she like it? Did you think you were kidding?

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Speaker 3: Like, what was your reaction?

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Speaker 2: Oh, she loved it.

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Speaker 1: Are you engaged? Well this was six years ago.

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Speaker 2: Oh you were married.

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Speaker 3: Now, well take back what you said about Wait wait

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Speaker 3: wait wait, are you happily married?

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Speaker 1: Tell us about the marriage.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, i'd gotten caught up in it. And

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Speaker 2: the next morning all of the dudes knocked on my

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Speaker 2: hotel door and they said, we are going out. You

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Speaker 2: are one of us. And they took me to a

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Speaker 2: jewelry shop and we got a ring, and I went

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Speaker 2: back to the hotel and actually proposed right away.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Friends, actually yeah, and you just met some of them.

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Speaker 1: That's how sweet to just bring you in very quickly.

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Speaker 2: I mean, she must be an awesome person. She is,

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Speaker 2: But I guess this is kind of like the big secret.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you mean to wait, what's the big secret?

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Speaker 2: You didn't plan on proposing proposal everybody else?

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Speaker 1: I thought there was a big secret.

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Speaker 3: He was about to tell there's more, There is more there.

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Speaker 2: I almost didn't go to that party because I was

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Speaker 2: waiting till the new year to have a conversation about

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Speaker 2: breaking up.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you were on the verge of you're.

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Speaker 2: Gonna sum This is sounding less cute took a turn.

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Speaker 1: If your question is valid, like are you happily married?

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Speaker 2: We we yes, Alexis.

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Speaker 1: Let this be a lesson on what happens when you

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Speaker 1: can't say yeah, no.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty good. It's just not the engagement I imagined

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Speaker 2: that I would have, but I have had it now.

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Speaker 2: And that next day, when I sobered up, I called

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Speaker 2: my dad and I was like, oh my god, what

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Speaker 2: do I do? I got all caught up, and I

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Speaker 2: was like, can I proposing be a thing?

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Speaker 1: Unproposing?

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Speaker 2: And he says like, no, man, you're in it.

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Speaker 1: So I didn't want to marry your mother. Look, Dad,

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Speaker 1: good advice. Now he's in a happy marriage for the

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Speaker 1: last five it's a marriage. Why are you calling us?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 1: It feels like it's I don't know what his wife

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Speaker 1: so you she still never found out.

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Speaker 2: No one knows except my dad, and I feel like

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Speaker 2: just this conversation is kind of like confessing, like getting

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Speaker 2: it off my check.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what you mean about people finding out? Because that's

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Speaker 1: very specific six to seven couple together.

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Speaker 2: I've never heard of any person more easily peer pressured than.

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Speaker 1: A whole life with someone.

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Speaker 3: I'm definitely glad that you didn't bring up this story

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Speaker 3: at the wedding, like in the vows or.

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Speaker 1: Anything like that.

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Speaker 2: When there's seven weddings happening at one time, how do

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Speaker 2: you even have time to speak?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone does the vows at the same time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Well, I hope you feel better now that

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Speaker 3: you at least got to tell somebody besides your dad

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Speaker 3: the truth.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It does feel better to have it out there, but

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Speaker 2: not out there our listeners.

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Speaker 1: If you went to a seven person co wedding, like

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Speaker 1: which couple wasn't here?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, thank you for confessing that, Warren, And like

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Speaker 3: we promised at the beginning, we love you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know. Ho gong Okay. Text in seven

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Speaker 1: eight five nine two.

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Speaker 3: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 3: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 3: our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Your phone taps coming up right after this