Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. Wow.
Speaker 2: Hey everyone, welcome to the Daily Show Ears edition.
Speaker 3: I'm Lendy Marcus, comedian, co host of The Fuckery Podcast,
Speaker 3: and today I'm here with Stan Up, comedian, the other
Speaker 3: half of The Fuckery Podcast, and Daily Show contributor Miss
Speaker 3: Leslie Jones. Welcome back. We came back to the Daily Show.
Speaker 3: It's great to be back in this building. I don't
Speaker 3: you know, you know, I love it here, but I
Speaker 3: feel like we're assassins. Now you come in and do
Speaker 3: that piece like bang.
Speaker 1: Out.
Speaker 3: And now that we've come back here, you also are
Speaker 3: returning as an NAACP Award winner.
Speaker 1: God, oh yeah, that's so crazy. Yes, I won n double.
Speaker 3: Ac Outstanding Performance in a Short Form Series from the
Speaker 3: Daily Show segment about the importance of planned parenthood.
Speaker 2: Gratulations.
Speaker 3: Come on, We've been talking a lot of stuff about
Speaker 3: like awards, and this is an important award to you
Speaker 3: and WACP is big.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's a recognition from my people. So it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: really kind of cool, like especially on doing something that
Speaker 1: wasn't It was just off top of head like that
Speaker 1: I wanted to say about something and it enough resonated
Speaker 1: enough Yeah, to get that. The reason that I did
Speaker 1: that piece on planned parenthood. I'm fifty five years old,
Speaker 1: but when I was coming up, there wasn't you know,
Speaker 1: it's very strict about talking about sex to your children
Speaker 1: and stuff. And you know, my mom got sick and
Speaker 1: my dad, my dad didn't want to talk to me
Speaker 1: about sex, you know what I'm saying. So just to
Speaker 1: let you know that there's a lot of girls out
Speaker 1: there that's like that, you know, that don't freaking know
Speaker 1: what's going on with their bodies or what's going on
Speaker 1: with sex. There's a lot of men out there that
Speaker 1: are becoming men and don't know about stuff, and that
Speaker 1: place provides that type of information. You would not know
Speaker 1: how much they saved my life so much that I
Speaker 1: have them in my trust. That's how much I believe
Speaker 1: that that serge.
Speaker 3: It's also a very important topic to you. We came
Speaker 3: in with that and we want to talk about that.
Speaker 1: And it's still an important topic to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Jews have never given me any award once.
Speaker 1: The Jews have not ever given any an award, and.
Speaker 2: They don't even care. They're like, who know who he is?
Speaker 2: Never mind?
Speaker 3: You also got high praise from a man named John
Speaker 3: Stewart for you know, all your work here on the
Speaker 3: Daily Show. He's been impressed. I think we have a clip.
Speaker 2: What yep, by.
Speaker 1: The way, I did love like Leslie Jones, like Leslie Joke,
Speaker 1: like the energy that she brought and the perspective like
Speaker 1: weird Left. So like that studio is on the fuck.
Speaker 2: Wow like that people talking about you behind your back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some real fucking bullshit. So y'all just gonna
Speaker 1: talk by me while I'm not there. Well, I can't
Speaker 1: defend myself. I'm so sick of it. Yet, they didn't
Speaker 1: mention you at all. They didn't love you. They didn't
Speaker 1: love you. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's pretty that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I mean I do. I mean when when when is
Speaker 1: the world going to realize that that I When is
Speaker 1: this world of this industry gonna realize that I bring joy?
Speaker 1: You know what? I think. I think everybody think it's
Speaker 1: a fluke. I think everybody think it's like an act
Speaker 1: that people put on, like they go, oh, no, I'm
Speaker 1: going to go in, I'm gonna be and it's like, no,
Speaker 1: you guys don't understand that. I used to be like
Speaker 1: not a fucked up person, but not a happy one,
Speaker 1: and I had to fight my way to a positive stand.
Speaker 1: And that's just what I emulate now, I really do.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying it's always great, you know that,
Speaker 1: but you know, what I emulate was something that really
Speaker 1: had to be built.
Speaker 3: I also think that people don't understand that when you
Speaker 3: come in, they're expecting one thing, but you give them
Speaker 3: so much more than they originally expected.
Speaker 1: I give them what they see. They think they know
Speaker 1: the joke until I do the actual joke and then
Speaker 1: they go, oh, that's what we want it.
Speaker 3: But also you come in and add to the joke.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know the special sauce kind of thing.
Speaker 3: You have that as well. Not only can you execute
Speaker 3: what they give you, you had some special sauce, you know,
Speaker 3: the team comes in and there's also an energy that
Speaker 3: you bring, so like it's another it's another level. And
Speaker 3: these got some people say it this that's why I
Speaker 3: love about this building. Like when we come in, like
Speaker 3: they see this and it shows you win awards. So
Speaker 3: it's like, hey, other people out there, maybe you should
Speaker 3: figure out how the Daily Show works with you, so
Speaker 3: maybe you can recreate that for your own little environment,
Speaker 3: and then when she comes in, you can get that
Speaker 3: magic too, the way you want it and the way
Speaker 3: she likes it.
Speaker 1: And the way to create that is to like your job. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The reason I like coming here is because everybody loves
Speaker 1: their job. Everybody stays in the lane of their job
Speaker 1: and does it. Well, that's what I like. When I
Speaker 1: go to other places, they're faking it till they make it,
Speaker 1: or either they're trying to be something else and they're
Speaker 1: just doing this for right now, or they just really
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, and you know, yeah, and they care
Speaker 3: about the world.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know all the stuff that we do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like this week you came in to talk it,
Speaker 3: you know, about giving your take on the choices we
Speaker 3: make and why they're why are they harmful to us?
Speaker 1: America is on the path to doing something really really stupid.
Speaker 1: How about for at least this election, for this one thing,
Speaker 1: Let's not do the obviously stupid thing that we know
Speaker 1: we shouldn't do. And that means you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: put in some effort. It means getting involved in the
Speaker 1: political process. It means not sitting on your ass just
Speaker 1: because you're not in love with the choices. I know
Speaker 1: you like fast food, but this time, let's eat a
Speaker 1: carrot instead of voting for a guy who looks like a.
Speaker 3: Carry Like you gotta make good choices here, people, It's
Speaker 3: not right. You can't let one third of the country
Speaker 3: just dominate. We all got to get involved in good
Speaker 3: choices for our future.
Speaker 2: So talk about that.
Speaker 3: Like you, you know it's important to you, like to hey,
Speaker 3: to be a voice to say wake up, Like I
Speaker 3: just I.
Speaker 1: Just want everybody to have some damn common Just sit
Speaker 1: down for a minute and breathe, take some breathing in
Speaker 1: and look at what you contribute into the world and
Speaker 1: look at what decisions we're actually making in this world. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: how do you not look at Trump and not see criminal?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Do you think it's out of the laziness or insanity?
Speaker 1: I think it's uneducation. That's what I think. I think
Speaker 1: is uneducation. And I think I think it's I think
Speaker 1: that it's what they're fed and what type of Like
Speaker 1: you could go into different states and they have different
Speaker 1: type of news media, and I think a lot of
Speaker 1: people are not being fed the right information. So it
Speaker 1: and when people say like that cult thing that it's
Speaker 1: almost like not even so much as a cult as
Speaker 1: much as like, how can I put it? It's like
Speaker 1: pieces of shit that's been doing piece of shit stuff
Speaker 1: and then a big piece of shit comes and says, hey,
Speaker 1: it's okay to be a piece of shit. Does that
Speaker 1: make sense? I can't explain that any other way, Like
Speaker 1: people feel so yeah, no, because people feel like, and
Speaker 1: I'm being really honest, like, whenever I hear white people
Speaker 1: do the oh, it's not all of our faults and
Speaker 1: it's such a guilty stance that you're taking. You feel bad.
Speaker 1: You feel bad, and that's what you're supposed to feel.
Speaker 1: That is what's called empathy. It's you're not supposed to
Speaker 1: turn it around and project it as you're fucking picking
Speaker 1: on me, because no, you're supposed to look at what
Speaker 1: we're saying because we are humans. That is the whole
Speaker 1: point of the thing, is that you're not looking at
Speaker 1: ever people as humans. And the thing that you're you're
Speaker 1: navigating and you're you're preaching is not love.
Speaker 3: It's controlled you said talking about education there, I totally agree,
Speaker 3: like a lot of people who are thinking the way
Speaker 3: they're thinking, they're just not educated.
Speaker 2: They've not been out of their little comfort.
Speaker 1: Their little bubble and see how other people live.
Speaker 3: It's when they come to New York they're like you
Speaker 3: could see it in their faces in Times Square, They're like,
Speaker 3: oh my, what is this right?
Speaker 2: Because everybody gets along? How do they all get along here?
Speaker 2: Because they do?
Speaker 1: And it's we need to look at how we feed
Speaker 1: information to people. Everybody thinks movie stars ride around in
Speaker 1: the limousines. I was talking to a guy once and
Speaker 1: he was like, well, you know, everybody in California does cocaine.
Speaker 1: And You're like, no, do you think we just go
Speaker 1: to seven eleven and get a bottle of cocaine? The
Speaker 1: fuck is wrong with you? It's almost like very scary
Speaker 1: because then that's when I look at the entertainment feel
Speaker 1: and go, hey, we have responsibilities too about what the
Speaker 1: fuck we feed people and what we're showing people. Also, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean we're so desensitized right now.
Speaker 3: Reproductive rights, Yeah, like you're big on this, and it's.
Speaker 2: And this election is kind of like where are we
Speaker 2: headed here?
Speaker 3: If it doesn't go right this election reproductive rights, it
Speaker 3: will be him as.
Speaker 1: Listen, I don't how the fuck are we going backwards women.
Speaker 2: And how are they okay with it?
Speaker 1: I don't get that ship either, And only thing that
Speaker 1: I can think of, and please don't be mad at me,
Speaker 1: but I really don't think they give a fuck about
Speaker 1: black people, brown people having abortions. I think I think
Speaker 1: it really is about making more white babies. I just
Speaker 1: really do believe that it's one of those like, because
Speaker 1: what's the tubber feel we just need to make more babies?
Speaker 1: Like what's going on?
Speaker 2: Like what's what is he talking about?
Speaker 3: Like we need to have more babies exactly.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense sense at all, sir, at all, sir.
Speaker 1: And then you're talking about we need more babies, but
Speaker 1: you just voted for the what is it called IVF
Speaker 1: to be You don't want more babies, you want control.
Speaker 1: It's about control. So it's like you take away contraceptive,
Speaker 1: you take away you take away abortion, and then you
Speaker 1: make it okay for a rapist to be part of
Speaker 1: the child's life. You make it okay for for rape
Speaker 1: to not even be a big thing. So it's almost
Speaker 1: like you're saying, fuck you women, You're gonna fuck us
Speaker 1: no matter what, and you're gonna have us as fucking kids.
Speaker 1: No matter fuck what we're gonna we're putting it as
Speaker 1: a woman. That's what I feel like.
Speaker 3: I just don't understand how I don't vote to make this.
Speaker 1: But listen to the women that are for this shit.
Speaker 1: Every woman that I ever see that's for this shit
Speaker 1: be like a pick me bitch. And I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to be fucked up, but they really think, Oh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get in good with these people. Like I want
Speaker 1: y'all to really pay attention to that. And I know
Speaker 1: I keep saying Handmaid's Tale, but think about Serena Joy.
Speaker 1: Serena Joy at one point wanted to fucking read because
Speaker 1: Serena Joy had a fucking college education. She wanted to read.
Speaker 1: And what they do to her when she read the
Speaker 1: fucking Bible, the thing that they love, They cut a
Speaker 1: fucking finger off. So this is the thing, Like, how
Speaker 1: are y'all not knowing that these things that they're doing
Speaker 1: to every other women, they're not gonna do to you.
Speaker 1: And you know what they're gonna say when the shit
Speaker 1: goes down, Oh you was for it, you knew what,
Speaker 1: you knew what this was about. Yeah, how do.
Speaker 2: We get more people involved? How do we get more because.
Speaker 1: What people need to understand is that everybody with a
Speaker 1: fucking mic ye don't need to be listened to. Everybody
Speaker 1: that's in a podcast don't need to be listened to
Speaker 1: get up off your lazy ass and stop being complacent
Speaker 1: and fucking find out the information, the real information. Everybody
Speaker 1: needs to stop listening to everybody and fucking find do
Speaker 1: the work we have We okay, listen, we the people.
Speaker 1: We have gotten so lazy and complacent and so to
Speaker 1: the point of where government will take care of it.
Speaker 1: This will be taken care of. That stuff is not
Speaker 1: getting taken care of you guys. Now the manager is evil, now,
Speaker 1: the judges are evil because we just we've just let
Speaker 1: It's almost like we owned a mind pop shop, right,
Speaker 1: and we're serving great sandwiches, and then we decided to
Speaker 1: go ahead and franchise that shit. So some places you
Speaker 1: go to them sandwiches is not as good as the original, right,
Speaker 1: do you understand we have franchised our fucking country and
Speaker 1: not gave a fuck how it's being managed, and we
Speaker 1: and we are the first people to sit and go.
Speaker 1: It doesn't affect me, it does affect you.
Speaker 3: It's so easy to turn us around if everybody would
Speaker 3: just vote.
Speaker 1: And need to understand it that it pisses me off.
Speaker 1: When do you do dumb shit like, oh, we're not
Speaker 1: going to vote on the mid mid terms. Oh we're
Speaker 1: not gonna that's so fucking dumb. It's so dumb because
Speaker 1: you're not actually doing what you need to do. Like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll put it like this, when you get into a
Speaker 1: cog and change it. You gotta get into the cog
Speaker 1: and change it. First of all, the system that we
Speaker 1: have right now is not even be you being used
Speaker 1: correctly because everyone is not voting. Only a third of
Speaker 1: the country. I don't know how much I gotta yell
Speaker 1: this is voting. So you're not seeing complete results because
Speaker 1: everyone is not coming. You have fucking podcast. Like I said,
Speaker 1: you can stand in line for the dumb shit. You
Speaker 1: can watch reesa TISA for five hundred hours, but you
Speaker 1: can't get your fucking ass up and go and vote.
Speaker 1: And what's so even Ice as a nine. You think
Speaker 1: you're so smart and you're the dumbest motherfucker ever and
Speaker 1: you're doing exactly what they want. You pay taxes, you
Speaker 1: piece of dumb shit. You pay taxes and have the
Speaker 1: audacity not the vote. What a dumb ass. Why don't
Speaker 1: you take your paychecks, get a cash, take that cash
Speaker 1: and throw it in a garbage can and set it
Speaker 1: on fire. You might as well just do that. Yep.
Speaker 2: I mean they don't get it.
Speaker 1: I think that everybody. And like I said, education people
Speaker 1: don't know this stuff. A lot of people don't know.
Speaker 1: Like you still have the people going we should have
Speaker 1: a third party. Bitch, you haven't made the system that
Speaker 1: we have right now work. What makes you think you're
Speaker 1: gonna get it? It's just like what I say all
Speaker 1: the time, Lenny, like you're not happy where you are.
Speaker 1: If I was God, I would never give you nothing else.
Speaker 1: So you're not happy in the one bedroom and the
Speaker 1: car that you got, Why the fuck would I give
Speaker 1: you a new house and a new car so you
Speaker 1: could complain about having something else.
Speaker 2: You gotta do the work.
Speaker 1: You gotta do the fucking work.
Speaker 2: You gotta do the work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, you and I have talked politics over and
Speaker 3: over and over again, but we don't talk about it
Speaker 3: because it's ad nauseam at this point for us.
Speaker 1: It's just almost like we're beating to the fire and
Speaker 1: then the people that really need to hear us are
Speaker 1: not the ones that are listing.
Speaker 2: So the people listening to That's why it's frustrating.
Speaker 1: It's very frustrating. That's why I try to speak another language,
Speaker 1: because let me tell you why Trump is winning Trump.
Speaker 1: This is what it's coming down to. And this is
Speaker 1: really sad America. I really hope you hear this. That
Speaker 1: we are fucking shallow. See the reason Trump is Oh,
Speaker 1: Biden's the old not cool guy. Trump's cool because he
Speaker 1: has gold sneakers. You are the dumbest piece of shit
Speaker 1: that ever and I hope that you crawl the fuck
Speaker 1: back under your dumb ass rock.
Speaker 3: It's not I don't hope they crawling the dumb ass rock.
Speaker 3: I just wish they if they could just explain it.
Speaker 3: They could just be educated enough to understand what they're
Speaker 3: doing to themselves, you know what I mean. It's not
Speaker 3: that whatever, think for yourself, don't think like the sheep.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this though. Don't you think that
Speaker 1: it's more of like goes back to the racist mentality
Speaker 1: of like, I don't give a fuck as long as
Speaker 1: I'm better than a black person.
Speaker 3: There's definitely an element to that, for sure, But I
Speaker 3: think that I think you know, we you don't get
Speaker 3: born racists.
Speaker 2: We talked about this exactly.
Speaker 3: There's there's some You've lived in a place where you
Speaker 3: didn't get out much for bet you were and educated correctly.
Speaker 3: You they took books away from you that you probably
Speaker 3: could have read. They closeted you, if you were gay,
Speaker 3: they just oppressed you. And there are other places.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying. No, when you're talking about
Speaker 1: make America greater again, it's like, that's what you was
Speaker 1: talking about when he said that, I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, he's going to bring factories back. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's going to be froms back. You know. My thing
Speaker 1: is is what I don't know what's upsetting to me people,
Speaker 1: is that if we had the food that we got
Speaker 1: the eight back in the days, yeah, and the physical
Speaker 1: regiment that we stick to today, we will be unfucking stoppable.
Speaker 1: We will be unstoppable. Why would you want to have
Speaker 1: a country that have dumb ass kids, that have dumb
Speaker 1: ass laws, that have like that, Like like now we're
Speaker 1: like third world country where people scared, people scared to
Speaker 1: come to fucking Why would you want to live in
Speaker 1: a country like that I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Got to go forward, people. We'll be right back to
Speaker 3: chat more with Leslie Jones. Welcome back. I'm here with
Speaker 3: Leslie Jones. So, Leslie, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 3: Apparently huff Post asked you on the Red carpet that
Speaker 3: where to blame for the political state of the country.
Speaker 3: And we're more interested in Beyonce or Taylor Swift concent
Speaker 3: than we are with like climate change, the issues of
Speaker 3: the day, abortion rights.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I about that alone.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's it's a deflection. It's it's just like
Speaker 1: not wanting to do your homework, Like I want to
Speaker 1: watch cartoons. I don't want to do my homework. I
Speaker 1: want to I want you know what I'm saying. It's
Speaker 1: just not fun.
Speaker 2: It's not the fun thing. But it's the thing you
Speaker 2: have to do.
Speaker 1: But and this is what you have to that that's
Speaker 1: what separated grown people from fucking children. Absolutely, and listen, Uh,
Speaker 1: nobody wants to wash dishes, but you have to because
Speaker 1: if you don't, they pile up. No One wants to
Speaker 1: wash clothes, but you have to because if you don't,
Speaker 1: they pile up. So that's the same thing with shit
Speaker 1: that you don't take care of it piles up, and
Speaker 1: we did not. We're not taking care of our country
Speaker 1: as a people. We think and listen, I know there's
Speaker 1: somebody going but that dad, Well, where's that pause? That
Speaker 1: depending on the government that we choose. That we choose,
Speaker 1: we need to choose responsible adults that give a fuck
Speaker 1: about this country. And let me explain something to you.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of people that come up to
Speaker 1: me and go, you should run. I said, that's the
Speaker 1: fucking problem because y'all don't know the difference between an
Speaker 1: entertainer and a motherfucking politician. The reason that Trump is
Speaker 1: winning is because he is an aggressive, male, white male, heterosexual,
Speaker 1: fucking mean a man that's great with communication one on one.
Speaker 1: That's the reason Trump wins, That's the reason Reagan did well.
Speaker 1: All of them are entertainers at a point. But you
Speaker 1: need to get a politician in there that knows the
Speaker 1: fucking rules, that knows what it is good for the country,
Speaker 1: that has an even mind, that knows, like, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: I may believe in God, but listen, if I believe
Speaker 1: in God, I still believe that everybody has the right
Speaker 1: to believe in what they believe in as far as religion,
Speaker 1: and don't bring it into state because religion is not
Speaker 1: supposed to be in state. Listen, I believe in God,
Speaker 1: and I don't believe that we should be having God
Speaker 1: in state mixed. I'm sorry. I have a problem with
Speaker 1: that because people does. People interpret religion different. Some people
Speaker 1: are very religious and then some people are not as religious,
Speaker 1: and some people interpret religion. So it shouldn't have nothing
Speaker 1: to do like I put it like this to two
Speaker 1: plus two is four, but God said ad one, No,
Speaker 1: two plus two's four, motherfucker. So it's like it's like science.
Speaker 1: And then you're coming in with miracles, not saying miracles
Speaker 1: don't happen, but we shouldn't probably let them happen in
Speaker 1: our fucking state of rules. See that's the thing. The
Speaker 1: world wants to live without rules, and that's chaos. Yes,
Speaker 1: you have to have rules to have success. Like in
Speaker 1: other words, we're talking about eating after ten If I
Speaker 1: was trying to lose weight, I'm trying to have success,
Speaker 1: So why would so why would I break that rule?
Speaker 1: Why again, why get involved with someone at work? You're
Speaker 1: breaking a fucking rule. It's gonna come back in each
Speaker 1: your ass. People need to understand that there is a
Speaker 1: certain responsibility you take on as a grown up.
Speaker 3: When you say the politicians rather than celebrities. Unfortunately, our
Speaker 3: celebrities sometimes seep into politics.
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean they know exactly.
Speaker 3: And also, people who want to be in politics, they're
Speaker 3: ones that want to be make some money, they want
Speaker 3: at themselves. The good ones are the public servants. And
Speaker 3: make sure your public servants serve that public exactly whole point.
Speaker 1: And then you need to understand, and this is what
Speaker 1: I want to I want everyone to hear this very
Speaker 1: loud and clearly. All these people, all these corrupt politicians,
Speaker 1: whether they Democrat, Republican, were independent, whatever, they're all doing
Speaker 1: all this shit on your dime, on your fucking dime. Now, listen,
Speaker 1: insurrection was fucking awful. But I gotta say I can
Speaker 1: understand the frustration of thinking and believing in something and
Speaker 1: going this is not right. I mean, those people really
Speaker 1: believed what they was doing was fuck in for America.
Speaker 1: Because again on.
Speaker 2: Education, exactly what did it take for them to get
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 1: Exactly exactly exactly so and and and listen again, let
Speaker 1: me explain something to you about laws. Don't nobody give
Speaker 1: a fuck. If you got a fucking opinion, follow the
Speaker 1: fucking law. That's what if you If you say you
Speaker 1: a country of law and order, then follow the fucking law.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? What made you think racing a
Speaker 1: capital is going to know? That's your breaking the law?
Speaker 1: So and and then fighting against law keepers? What the
Speaker 1: fuck is.
Speaker 2: Wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Just so so again, people, I think a lot of
Speaker 1: people do shit to get attention. This public shit of
Speaker 1: needing to have their opinion known comes from insecurity, comes
Speaker 1: from you need to go to fucking therapy. You need
Speaker 1: to go to therapy and tell all that crazy shit
Speaker 1: to a therapist who can medically tell you that you
Speaker 1: done lost your motherfucking mind.
Speaker 3: That is true, but definitely when you watch in the future,
Speaker 3: please understand the difference between an entertainer and somebody who
Speaker 3: is serving the place.
Speaker 1: Listen, I would do just as bad as Trump. Do
Speaker 1: you understand, because I don't understand the laws, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: shut Detroit down. If Tyrone don't text me bad, if
Speaker 1: Tyrone don't text me back, I'm gonna get I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have a whole press comment or what do they call
Speaker 1: the state of the Union. Yeah, yeah, the state of
Speaker 1: Leslie's love life. I'm shutting down Detroit, Tyrone. You know
Speaker 1: what's going on.
Speaker 3: And let me just tell you the state of the
Speaker 3: Union of Leslie's love life. I It's not once a
Speaker 3: year I hear about this.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a fucking week that I'm gonna be banning.
Speaker 1: So do you understand. I'm not gonna understand that. Hey, hey, listen, listen,
Speaker 1: transfer that money over here to treasury. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: underst saying that you can't do that. I'm gonna not
Speaker 1: understand that. Hey, well, some school needs some money. Take
Speaker 1: that money out the treasury account, you know how, Go
Speaker 1: on Wells Fargo, sign on Wells Fargo, and go to
Speaker 1: the transfer day and transfer from that account. They're gonna
Speaker 1: be like, no, we can't do that, Leslie.
Speaker 2: So Leslie does understand. Arrest Tyrone.
Speaker 1: Arrest he did, Tyrone. This is his picture, all bulletins,
Speaker 1: all bulletins. But I just think that we're just we're
Speaker 1: just we're childish. We've had a hard ten years, we've
Speaker 1: had a hard ten years, and we're acting out. I
Speaker 1: feel like the last couple of years we've just been
Speaker 1: acting out. We're bad little toddlers that just had a
Speaker 1: hard time, and we're having a fucking tantrum. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we need to be popped on the bottom a couple
Speaker 1: of times or either put in a timeout and to
Speaker 1: think about our fucking actions.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 3: You want the next four years to be another temper
Speaker 3: tantrum for four years and real craziness.
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: No, no, listen, you not understanding. That's not what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: We're gonna lose our country. You're gonna be fucked. We're
Speaker 1: gonna be fucked forever. If he gets in there. That
Speaker 1: this man is going to fuck us. We're gonna become
Speaker 1: a dictatorship and it's gonna be so sad.
Speaker 3: All right, as you want to say something to the
Speaker 3: Daily Show people before.
Speaker 1: We leave, Yes, thank you so much for having me again.
Speaker 2: We'll come back here all the time. We love. I
Speaker 2: don't know if I'm coming back, but you know i'm available.
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, give this motherfucker a job. He obviously happy
Speaker 1: you're here and he's with me, so great.
Speaker 3: I'm happy in both places anyway. Thanks so much for
Speaker 3: joining us, and thanks so much for listening. To the
Speaker 3: Daily Show Ears Edition. I'm Letty Margus.
Speaker 2: This is Leslie Jones.
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