WEBVTT - Was Queen Elizabeth I a Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Criminalia, a production of Shonda land Audio in

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<v Speaker 1>partnership with I Heart Radio. Hello and welcome to the

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<v Speaker 1>third season of Criminalia. This season, we're exploring the lives

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<v Speaker 1>and motivations of some of the most notorious impostors throughout history.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Maria Tremarqui and I'm Holly Fry. The woman we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about today was born Princess Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Tudor

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<v Speaker 1>on September seven, three me ring some bells for any

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<v Speaker 1>history buffs in the crowd. She was the daughter of

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<v Speaker 1>King Henry the Eighth and his second wife, who was

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<v Speaker 1>in Bolyn. This episode is a little different from most

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<v Speaker 1>of our other episodes this season. Instead of talking about

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<v Speaker 1>the life of the impostor in the mix, we have

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about the documented life story of this famed

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<v Speaker 1>monarch before we delve into what is a persistent rumor

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<v Speaker 1>of impostorism regarding her true identity. It was unlikely she

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<v Speaker 1>would rule England, but she did ascend to the throne.

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth had an older half sister, Mary Tutor, who was

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<v Speaker 1>the king's first child with his wife, Catherine of Aragon.

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<v Speaker 1>Mary was the only one of Henry and Catherine's children

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<v Speaker 1>who lived to adulthood. Elizabeth also had a younger half

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<v Speaker 1>brother named Edward. Edward wasn't just the king's first son,

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<v Speaker 1>he was also considered to be the king's only legitimate

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<v Speaker 1>son in the eyes of royalty. Edward was born to

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<v Speaker 1>Jane Seymour, Henry's third wife. In fifteen thirty six, when

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth was three years old, her father, the King, had

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<v Speaker 1>parliament a null his marriage to his second wife, that

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<v Speaker 1>was Elizabeth's mother, Anne, and then he ordered and to

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<v Speaker 1>be beheaded, claiming it was because she did not give

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<v Speaker 1>birth to a son during their marriage. Henry had always

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<v Speaker 1>wanted a male heir who would replace him as king

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<v Speaker 1>after his death, and there also was a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of a pinch of adultery and a little conspiracy thrown

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<v Speaker 1>into this mix. Nothing is ever quite as lean or

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<v Speaker 1>simple as it's usually stated in the historical record, generally

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<v Speaker 1>very true with someone like Henry the Eighth. Henry and

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<v Speaker 1>Anne's annulment meant that their marriage had never happened in

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<v Speaker 1>the eyes of the church, and that meant that Elizabeth

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<v Speaker 1>and her half sister Mary were now considered to have

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<v Speaker 1>been born out of wedlock. That meant that they were

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<v Speaker 1>removed from the line of succession, so Edward would be

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<v Speaker 1>king and neither Mary nor Elizabeth would be crowned. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>though that rule didn't stick, or we'd be here talking

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<v Speaker 1>about a totally different king or a queen. It was

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<v Speaker 1>later that a parliamentary act returned both Elizabeth and Mary's

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<v Speaker 1>ability to ascend to the throne. After their father's death

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<v Speaker 1>in seven it was Edward who was crowned king. He

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<v Speaker 1>will be known from now on when we speak of

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<v Speaker 1>him as King Edward the sixth And when Edward died

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<v Speaker 1>just six years into his reign, Mary and a cousin,

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<v Speaker 1>Lady Jane Gray, were both in line for the throne.

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<v Speaker 1>But before he died, Edward had appointed Lady Gray as

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<v Speaker 1>his successor. Mary, who thought that she would be crowned,

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<v Speaker 1>had something that Lady Jane did not, and that was

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<v Speaker 1>the support of the people of England. It was popular opinion,

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<v Speaker 1>true or not, that Mary unseated Gray after she had

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<v Speaker 1>been on the throne for just nine days. Lady Jane

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<v Speaker 1>was actually deposed by the Royal Council. She was found

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<v Speaker 1>guilty of treason and sentenced to death. But it was

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<v Speaker 1>Mary who initially decided not to carry out that sentence

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<v Speaker 1>on the fifteen year old. Fifteen year old. The next year, though,

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<v Speaker 1>Lady Jane's family was once again embroiled in an insurrection

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<v Speaker 1>attempt and Lady Jane was beheaded. Yeah, at that point

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<v Speaker 1>it was like, Okay, this is your being treasonous. We

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<v Speaker 1>have to get rid of you. The bids for power

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<v Speaker 1>very dangerous, dangerous to have a fifteen year old in power.

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<v Speaker 1>As all of this is playing out, Elizabeth was under

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<v Speaker 1>the care of her stepmother, Catherine Parr. Parr had hired

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<v Speaker 1>tutors on Elizabeth's behalf. Most girls during this period of

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<v Speaker 1>time did not really go to school or have much,

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<v Speaker 1>if any education. A lot of certainly poorer children, regardless

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<v Speaker 1>of sex or gender, would not have had a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of education. But even within the royals, the girls usually

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<v Speaker 1>did not get a bunch. But Elizabeth, being a royal,

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<v Speaker 1>did receive a formal education even though she was a girl,

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<v Speaker 1>and since she was young, she was known for being

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<v Speaker 1>quite an intellectual and it was said that she had

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<v Speaker 1>quote an influential mind. At age fourteen, her curriculum included

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<v Speaker 1>subjects such as mathematics, history, geography, and astronomy. Elizabeth also

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<v Speaker 1>learned to play several musical instruments, and she loved to

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<v Speaker 1>dance and ride horses and hunt. By the time she

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<v Speaker 1>became queen, Elizabeth flewently spoke Greek, French, Italian, and Latin.

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<v Speaker 1>But things are hardly idyllic. Staying with the Pars, tension

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<v Speaker 1>rose between Catherine Parr, Catherine's new husband, Thomas Seymour, and

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth was removed from the Par's home and sent back

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<v Speaker 1>to the royal estate at Hatfield. This part of the

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<v Speaker 1>story that we're about to tell is brief, but it

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<v Speaker 1>includes ex litation of a miner and it may be

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<v Speaker 1>triggering her or troublesome for some listeners. So if you

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<v Speaker 1>need to mute us for a minute, or just jump

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<v Speaker 1>ahead a little bit and we'll meet you right back here.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's the situation Elizabeth was in. Thomas Seymour may

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<v Speaker 1>have and likely did, have some sort of a relationship

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<v Speaker 1>with Elizabeth. There are some stories that air kind of

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<v Speaker 1>on the side of nothing inappropriate having happened between the two,

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<v Speaker 1>but many other accounts tell a story of a young

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<v Speaker 1>girl who has taken advantage of by an older man.

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<v Speaker 1>Seymour's behavior really was inappropriate, though it was said he

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<v Speaker 1>entered her chambers very early in the morning too, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to quote this from several sources. Wake her up.

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<v Speaker 1>When the allegations were later investigated, Seymour was found guilty.

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<v Speaker 1>He was sentenced and executed for conspiring to marry the

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<v Speaker 1>princess in an effort to gain power. So we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to take a break here for a word from our sponsor,

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<v Speaker 1>and when we're back we will talk about when Elizabeth

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<v Speaker 1>became queen. Welcome back to Criminalia. Let's talk about why

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<v Speaker 1>historians call Queen Elizabeth the first reign to be the

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<v Speaker 1>Golden Age in English history. So Elizabeth, as we talked

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit about earlier, was third in line to

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<v Speaker 1>the British throne, between her younger half brother Edward and

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<v Speaker 1>her older half sister Mary. Because most of Europe at

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<v Speaker 1>the time was primarily Catholic, Elizabeth was still considered by

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<v Speaker 1>many to have been born out of wedlock and all

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<v Speaker 1>of this, that's the fact that she was a woman,

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<v Speaker 1>made a lot of people feel that she was not

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<v Speaker 1>fit to rule. After Edward's death, his older sister Mary

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<v Speaker 1>ascended to the throne before Elizabeth did. But in fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>fifty four, a man named Thomas Wyatt organized a rebellion

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<v Speaker 1>against Queen Mary the First. It was in an effort

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<v Speaker 1>to make Elizabeth the queen and to restore Protestantism as

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<v Speaker 1>the official religion of England. When his plot was discovered,

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<v Speaker 1>Mary ordered Elizabeth to be imprisoned in the Tower of London.

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<v Speaker 1>Believing that her sister supported multiple plots to remove her

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<v Speaker 1>from power. One might consider the tower punishment as retaliation.

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<v Speaker 1>She went to the tower in March of fifteen fifty

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<v Speaker 1>four and was released in May of fifteen fifty four.

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<v Speaker 1>When Mary died in November of fifty eight, twenty five

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<v Speaker 1>year old Elizabeth was crowned as Queen Elizabeth the First.

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<v Speaker 1>As we keep touching on, a lot of the public

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<v Speaker 1>continued to believe that she should not be able to

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<v Speaker 1>inherit the throne. Furthermore, Catholics, both in and out of

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<v Speaker 1>the country, regarded Elizabeth's cousin, Mary, Queen of Scott's, who

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<v Speaker 1>was a Catholic, as the rightful queen. When Elizabeth became queen,

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<v Speaker 1>she quickly realized she had inherited a country that was

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<v Speaker 1>vulnerable from attack and from poverty. In the midt late

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<v Speaker 1>sixteenth century, there was a deep divide and growing hostility

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<v Speaker 1>between the Catholics and Protestants in England. Elizabeth herself was Protestant,

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<v Speaker 1>but feigned to be Catholic when duty called for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Queen Mary the First had been Catholic, and under her

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<v Speaker 1>reign it said that she ruled with an iron fist. Literally,

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<v Speaker 1>she earned the nickname Bloody Mary. Catholic or Protestant, whatever

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<v Speaker 1>religion you practiced was a divisive topic. Elizabeth and her

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<v Speaker 1>half brother Edward were raised Protestant, but as Queen Elizabeth's

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<v Speaker 1>views on religion angered both the Protestants and the Catholics

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<v Speaker 1>were not happy that she restored the country to Protestantism,

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<v Speaker 1>and some Protestants just felt that she didn't go far enough.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Elizabeth was excommunicated by Pope Pious the Fifth

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<v Speaker 1>for her religious policies and practices in fifteen seventy Ten

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<v Speaker 1>years later, Pope Gregory the announced that killing Elizabeth was

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<v Speaker 1>not a sin. There was a plot to assassinate her,

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe more than one plot. I just keep marveling

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, it's cool if you want to kill

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<v Speaker 1>that lady. We don't like her, that's not that's good

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<v Speaker 1>you could. God'll forgive you. It's Elizabeth Eliza. This interest, though,

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<v Speaker 1>was more about power and consolidating the power of the

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<v Speaker 1>Protestant Church under her than it was about the Catholics

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<v Speaker 1>or the Protestants. She took a moderate approach to the

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<v Speaker 1>religious conflict in England. Quote there is one Jesus Christ,

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<v Speaker 1>she would say. The rest is a dispute over trifles.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot can happen when you rule a country for

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<v Speaker 1>more than forty four years. Queen Elizabeth the First was

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<v Speaker 1>and still is remembered for a great many achievements, including

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<v Speaker 1>the defeat of the Spanish Armada and the end of

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<v Speaker 1>England's war with France. Despite all of her victories, her

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<v Speaker 1>legacy remains that she was we quote the virgin. Queen

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth was also known for her red hair. As an adult,

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth had what was described as a quote dazzling figure

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<v Speaker 1>and that when she was quote submerged in the jewels,

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<v Speaker 1>brocade and ornaments of her dress, she was more like

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<v Speaker 1>a living icon than a human being. In addition to

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<v Speaker 1>that striking red hair, you have probably heard that she

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<v Speaker 1>also applied a thick white makeup on her face. But

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<v Speaker 1>while the red hair was real. Modern analysis of her

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<v Speaker 1>portraits suggests that the paint that was used to create

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<v Speaker 1>those works has actually faded over time. Her pale complexion

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<v Speaker 1>in them was likely much rosier when the portraits were made,

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<v Speaker 1>and this breaks with the long standing belief among the

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<v Speaker 1>public that she might have been concealing something under that

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<v Speaker 1>makeup choice. The reality seems to be that Elizabeth only

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<v Speaker 1>wore makeup during her later years, and it was quite pale. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I have seen claims that at some points it was

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<v Speaker 1>as thick as an inch, which seems terrifying. It said

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<v Speaker 1>that Elizabeth did have relationships, and that she definitely did

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<v Speaker 1>have many marriage proposals, including one from the Infamous even

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<v Speaker 1>the Terrible. No one knows for certain if she actually

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<v Speaker 1>was or was not a virgin queen, but there are

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<v Speaker 1>two things that we know today. We know that she

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<v Speaker 1>did fall in love with a man that she had

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<v Speaker 1>previously known in childhood. And we know that she considered

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<v Speaker 1>marriage as an undertaking that could and would jeopardize her

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<v Speaker 1>authority and power as queen. She would often explain, quote,

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<v Speaker 1>I have already joined myself in marriage to a husband,

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<v Speaker 1>namely the Kingdom of England. Elizabeth's reputation among other royals

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<v Speaker 1>was that she was shrewd. It dearly didn't matter because

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<v Speaker 1>she was popular among the people of England. In fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>eighty seven, adventurer and explorer Sir Walter Raleigh traveled North

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<v Speaker 1>America from North Carolina to present day Florida. He named

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<v Speaker 1>the region that is now Virginia in honor of his

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<v Speaker 1>virgin queen has a historical asside. This is actually the

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<v Speaker 1>same year that he sent the ill fated second group

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<v Speaker 1>of Colonists to Roanoke. Yes, Sir Walter Raleigh's life was

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<v Speaker 1>a whole other parcel to unpack. Shortly thereafter, in August

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<v Speaker 1>of eight, military forces were assembled at Tilbury in Essex

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<v Speaker 1>in preparation for an expected invasion by the Spanish Armada,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was here that Queen Elizabeth the First delivered

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<v Speaker 1>the inspirational and famous speech known as the Speech to

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<v Speaker 1>the troops at Tilbury, and we quote from it probably

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<v Speaker 1>her most famous line. I know I have the body

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<v Speaker 1>of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the

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<v Speaker 1>heart and stomach of a king, and of a King

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<v Speaker 1>of England too, she proclaimed. It has said that the

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<v Speaker 1>troops shouted Glorianna in response. Which means glory. Not too

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<v Speaker 1>far later, in fifteen ninety, the poet Edmund Spencer made

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<v Speaker 1>Glorianna the heroine of his poem The Fairy Queen. Under

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth's reign, the arts really flourished. William Shakespeare's comedy Loves

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<v Speaker 1>Labour's Lost was performed at the Royal Court on Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>in Paintings to demonstrate devotion to the queen were commissioned. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>many paintings were commissioned, and many of those long galleries

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<v Speaker 1>in Alisa Bethan country homes acted as a gallery just

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<v Speaker 1>for her portraits. We're going to take a quick break

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<v Speaker 1>here for a word from a sponsor, and when we're

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<v Speaker 1>back we will finally talk about a rumor and conspiracy

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<v Speaker 1>and possible impostor related to Elizabeth. Welcome back to Criminalia.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about the rumor that Queen Elizabeth the First

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<v Speaker 1>was actually a man. Finally, let's get to the story

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<v Speaker 1>for real real. We're gonna talk about look alike. So

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<v Speaker 1>lookalikes or decoys are sometimes chosen because they have an

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<v Speaker 1>uncanny resemblance to the person that they impersonate. This would

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<v Speaker 1>be a sanctioned so in this case, this is someone

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<v Speaker 1>who has to conceal their identity and be good at

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<v Speaker 1>deception on behalf of the person that they have been

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<v Speaker 1>asked to impersonate, and they learn how to speak and

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<v Speaker 1>act like the person that they're pretending to be, including

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<v Speaker 1>all of those small mannerisms that all of us have.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes they're used as a way of confusing an enemy

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<v Speaker 1>about one's movements, but there are actually many types of decoys.

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<v Speaker 1>Some decoys might be, say like a stunt man or

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<v Speaker 1>a stand in for say Owen Wilson's but which, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, I read that he used this information that

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<v Speaker 1>people need. I think so it's fact. Decoys are also

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<v Speaker 1>popular among politicians. Joe are, Reader and Under Secretary for

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<v Speaker 1>the U. S. Army from to nine, has gone on

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<v Speaker 1>record that a number of political figures around the world

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<v Speaker 1>have used decoys, including Fidel Castro, George W. Bush, and

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<v Speaker 1>Osama Bin lauden Ellis Slack, for instance, spent thirty years

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<v Speaker 1>being a stand in during rehearsals for televised royal engagements

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<v Speaker 1>on behalf of Queen Elizabeth the Second. When it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to say, a crazy tale of impostors, though this political

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<v Speaker 1>decoy was it, this was a child and this was

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<v Speaker 1>a boy, and there was a rumor turned myth during

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth's reign that tempted many people to believe that their

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<v Speaker 1>queen was actually a man. This particular tale begins with

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<v Speaker 1>young Elizabeth, who was a princess at the moment that

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<v Speaker 1>we're now discussing, staying in the village of Bisley. At

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<v Speaker 1>this point, the bubonic plague was raging in London, and

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<v Speaker 1>the idea was to move Elizabeth to a safer place,

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<v Speaker 1>a place away from the city and that rampaging plague.

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<v Speaker 1>But during her time in Bisley, Elizabeth did it was

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<v Speaker 1>believed contract an illness. Perhaps it was plague, but maybe not,

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<v Speaker 1>and the rumor was that she died at age ten

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<v Speaker 1>from that illness. There's a strange yet interesting twist to

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<v Speaker 1>this strange yet interesting story. Afraid of how Elizabeth's father,

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<v Speaker 1>the King, would react, her governess, Lady kat Ashley, and

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<v Speaker 1>her guardian, Sir Thomas Perry, decided to fix the problem

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<v Speaker 1>by doing, of course, what anyone would do. They planned

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<v Speaker 1>to swap a local child for the deceased princess, and

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<v Speaker 1>no one they expected would ever notice their deception. I

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<v Speaker 1>like how one of the greatest historical rumors ever known.

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<v Speaker 1>Is very similar to parents swapping the girl fit, except

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<v Speaker 1>obviously much a grander scale because it's someone's child, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's preposterous. I didn't see anything in our research about

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<v Speaker 1>what the parents thought about this, and I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. However, the pair ran into a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>snag about that decoy's appearance. Elizabeth we know had flame

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<v Speaker 1>red hair. We talked about it earlier, and there were

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<v Speaker 1>no girls in Busiley with red hair or a similar

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<v Speaker 1>body type as Elizabeth. But there was one person who

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<v Speaker 1>did fit her description, at least mostly. But that person

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<v Speaker 1>was a boy named Neville. Aside, no from the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that the child was a boy named Neville, there was

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<v Speaker 1>another problem. Neville didn't have red hair. Lady Ashley and

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<v Speaker 1>Sir Harry fixed that problem with, of course, a wig.

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<v Speaker 1>They cleaned him up and dressed him in Elizabeth's clothing, and,

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<v Speaker 1>as the rumor continues, amazingly their ruse worked. Not only

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<v Speaker 1>it was said, did Neville fool Elizabeth's father, the king

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<v Speaker 1>he fooled Neville was the one who also inherited the

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<v Speaker 1>throne as Elizabeth. Men of the time, royal or not,

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<v Speaker 1>had wondered if a woman in power was an actual

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<v Speaker 1>problem or a bluff. Elizabeth was a princess then and

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<v Speaker 1>not yet crowned, but in general, a woman in a

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<v Speaker 1>position of authority just did not sit right with a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people in the country. But for most people,

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<v Speaker 1>this deception was not really about politics. This decoy story

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<v Speaker 1>explained a few things the public had always wondered about.

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<v Speaker 1>Why didn't there Queen Marian have children, for instance, And

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<v Speaker 1>to those myth believers, because she always wore a wig,

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<v Speaker 1>she actually was never seen without one. Clearly that wig

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<v Speaker 1>was used to turn Elizabeth's decoy into a redhead, and

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<v Speaker 1>she expressly forbid that an autopsy be performed on her body.

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<v Speaker 1>If you put all this to other the public, we're

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<v Speaker 1>really taken in that the queen must be a man

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<v Speaker 1>in disguise. Lady Ashley and Sir Perry were in on

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing, the legend goes. In reality, though Elizabeth,

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<v Speaker 1>the real Elizabeth, retained a very close relationship with both

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<v Speaker 1>throughout her life. Yes, some people have suggested that that

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<v Speaker 1>was evidence that Neville had to keep them close because

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<v Speaker 1>because they were keeping the secret. Right, they'll tell the

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<v Speaker 1>real story, The tale of the impostor really got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of attention of more than just the gossiping men

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<v Speaker 1>in London, and in a much more recent instance, so

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<v Speaker 1>author Bram Stoker in nineteen ten wrote what he said

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<v Speaker 1>was a nonfiction book called Famous Impostors, and his book

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<v Speaker 1>included real pretenders, the some that we've talked about on

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<v Speaker 1>the show, like Perkin, Warbeck and Princess, all of who

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<v Speaker 1>we will be talking about this season. And also included

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<v Speaker 1>in Stoker's book was the story of what's colloquially come

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<v Speaker 1>to be known as the Busley Boy. Although it first

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<v Speaker 1>appears in modern print in this book, it was probably

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<v Speaker 1>a story that had been told three years earlier and

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<v Speaker 1>had clearly persisted enough that Bram Stoker was able to

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<v Speaker 1>find evidence for it to put into his work. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's inclusion really ignited the power of this myth. Was

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<v Speaker 1>this story a work of fiction or was it real?

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<v Speaker 1>Stoker had enticed people into thinking it had to be real,

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<v Speaker 1>because this was, after all a nonfiction book. And yes,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the same Bram Stoker who wrote Dracula. He

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<v Speaker 1>was known to we've real life details into his fiction.

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<v Speaker 1>It was part of what made the Dracula story so

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<v Speaker 1>popular in its time, and it captured the imagination of

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<v Speaker 1>readers as something that might be real, like actually real. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>He was very good at doing a lot of research

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<v Speaker 1>and then subbing out subtle things, adding in some extra

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<v Speaker 1>so people be like, I know that ship. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>hearing about that hip. That was real. Well it was,

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<v Speaker 1>but not in the way that it played out here,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was I could talk a lot about bram

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<v Speaker 1>Stoker Today, historians have discredited this Busley Boys story as

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<v Speaker 1>a myth and confirmed that Elizabeth was never impersonated by

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<v Speaker 1>anyone named Neville from Busley or otherwise when she died

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<v Speaker 1>on March three. Elizabeth's death ended the tutor period. Throughout

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<v Speaker 1>her reign, she had been known as the Virgin Queen,

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<v Speaker 1>Good Queen Best Best, in case you did not know,

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<v Speaker 1>is sometimes a nickname for Elizabeth, and Glorianna, a nickname

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about earlier. But she spoke of herself as quote,

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<v Speaker 1>a queen in a man's world without an heir. She

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<v Speaker 1>chose James the sixth of Scotland, who was the son

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<v Speaker 1>of Mary, Queen of Scots, not to be confused with

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<v Speaker 1>Mary the First, who was Elizabeth's half sister, to inherit

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<v Speaker 1>the throne and so James became the first king of

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<v Speaker 1>the Stewart dynasty. As King James the First, the starting

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<v Speaker 1>a whole other history chunk. If you think of it

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<v Speaker 1>like an organizational job, there' sony different branches on this. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we can talk about this for a week. And that's so.

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth the First cocktail excuse me, mocktail and cocktail? What

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<v Speaker 1>season are we in? Oh? It's time for cocktail. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>So this one got me thinking a lot, because I

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<v Speaker 1>do love me some history, and Elizabeth the First is

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<v Speaker 1>very fascinating to me. I started thinking a lot about

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<v Speaker 1>the term mask of youth, which is often used in

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<v Speaker 1>relation to Elizabeth. It's used to describe Elizabeth's constant portrayal

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<v Speaker 1>as young and very healthy and vibrant in art throughout

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<v Speaker 1>her life. In idealized portrait rule was instituted, and it

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<v Speaker 1>actually became illegal to depict the queen in any way

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<v Speaker 1>that might give offense, including depicting her as aging. This

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<v Speaker 1>has sometimes pointed to as proved that she was vain,

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<v Speaker 1>but that could have been part of it. But really,

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<v Speaker 1>and more importantly, it was about representing her and as

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<v Speaker 1>a consequence, the country as young and strong. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like about her as a leader and being like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I am I am a young single woman who is

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<v Speaker 1>married only to my work, and that is protecting and

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<v Speaker 1>caring for this country. And so it was really more

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<v Speaker 1>of a form of portrait propaganda, even the famed rainbow portrait,

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<v Speaker 1>which is my favorite portrait of her, in part because

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<v Speaker 1>there's some bananas wonderful imagery on there. That's the one

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<v Speaker 1>For anybody who doesn't recall it offhand, but you've probably

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<v Speaker 1>seen it. She's holding a rainbow, which is why it's

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<v Speaker 1>called that. But moreover, her gown is this amber color

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<v Speaker 1>and it just eyeballs and ears detroitered all over it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really beautiful. I love it. But that portrait was

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<v Speaker 1>painted just a few years before she died at age

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<v Speaker 1>sixty nine. But she looks very young and vibranty in

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<v Speaker 1>that painting. For sure, I was reading during research she

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<v Speaker 1>was very good at public relations and propaganda. So this

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<v Speaker 1>all makes sense. Yeah, that's another one of the things

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<v Speaker 1>that people have sometimes held up as proof of this myth.

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<v Speaker 1>This me like, oh, she was so careful about managing

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<v Speaker 1>her image because she didn't want people to realize like

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<v Speaker 1>she had a more masculine jawline or whatever, and it

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<v Speaker 1>said she was there's a whole other thing going on here, people.

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<v Speaker 1>She literally just wants everyone to thinks she's strong. Forever

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about all of this and this mask of youth

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<v Speaker 1>and the fact that we mentioned earlier in the show

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<v Speaker 1>about the portraits of her, really we've learned had more

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<v Speaker 1>of a blush to them. I wanted to come up

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<v Speaker 1>with a blushy looking drink that's called the Mask of Youth.

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<v Speaker 1>This also I wanted to give a little nod to

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<v Speaker 1>libations of the time. So it actually starts with honey,

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<v Speaker 1>which is often mixed into wines and whatnot as a

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<v Speaker 1>starter for meat. And so it starts with a table

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<v Speaker 1>spoon of honey, and then to that you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>add a half ounce of lemon juice. And you want

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<v Speaker 1>to mix this together pretty carefully because honey is a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit tricky to dissolve, so just stir it for

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<v Speaker 1>a bit so let the lemon juice break it down

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. At this point, you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>put any ice in the mix at all, because that

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<v Speaker 1>will slow that breakdown of sugar, make it more like

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<v Speaker 1>a slow molasses have become very frustrating we know what.

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<v Speaker 1>So once you have the honey and lemon juice mixed together,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna add an ounce of Marishi no cherry juice.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I love the marsh no cherry, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna keep stirring that together again. I I don't

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<v Speaker 1>incorporate ice at all at any of this until they

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<v Speaker 1>pour over because of that honey in there. Then you

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<v Speaker 1>will pour that into your glass, which is good to

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<v Speaker 1>have pretty chilled. You can even have a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>ice in there, and then you're going to top it

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<v Speaker 1>with ginger ale and garnish it with a Maraschino cherry

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<v Speaker 1>if you wish. But it's this very peachy pink color.

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<v Speaker 1>The blush on a very pale cheek would be like Elizabeth.

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<v Speaker 1>It is very refreshing and delicious. I like to put

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<v Speaker 1>it in kind of a round or a squared off

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<v Speaker 1>version of a Nick and Nora glass, which people sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>mistake for like a mini wine glass, but really it's

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<v Speaker 1>an alternative to a Martini glass, and it looks a

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<v Speaker 1>little like a goblet, so that's another nod to the

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<v Speaker 1>time period. So delicious. I made three of them while

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<v Speaker 1>I was getting ready to record, because they're so yummy.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to do an alcoholic version, this is

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<v Speaker 1>also very yummy. You're not going to use that Maraschino

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<v Speaker 1>cherry juice. You're gonna use cherry liqueur instead, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna add a half ounce of vodka. And if

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do a vanilla or a whipped vodka

0:25:13.040 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 1>there it's very yummy. It tastes like whipped cream or

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<v Speaker 1>like marshmallowy. I love a little whipped vodka. This version.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the cherry liqueur usually is a little bit more

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<v Speaker 1>towards a brown color than that bright red of a Maraschino,

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to get more of an amber color, which

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<v Speaker 1>to me seemed appropriate because it mirrors the color of

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<v Speaker 1>the rainbow portrait gown when she was very adult, whether

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<v Speaker 1>she was admitting it or not, so that is called

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<v Speaker 1>the mask of youth. That is also not obviously quite

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<v Speaker 1>as sweet. Even if you use a sweet vodka, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not Maraschino cherry juice. It's just not quite as sugarcoated.

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<v Speaker 1>Even with the honey and bumb both very yummy. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope people try them and enjoy them, because I sure did.

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<v Speaker 1>I sure will. The tail version is very much like

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of thing that would be a great punch

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<v Speaker 1>for a party. The bubbles make it super fun, and

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<v Speaker 1>the color is really pretty. It's just a nice, bright,

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<v Speaker 1>soft flavor. I also used a sugar free ginger ale

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<v Speaker 1>in mind, which made it not heavy at all, which

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<v Speaker 1>was very nice. Anyway, it's like a mock up of Champagne.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that that is the mask of youth.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go make another after we finished. Thank you

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