Speaker 1: The second date of day. If you're looking for the
Speaker 1: three hottest places to meet eligible singles.
Speaker 2: Right now, taking notes, Number one.
Speaker 1: Is your local Civil War reenactment. Okay, are things get
Speaker 1: spicy out on the battle? Number two is the SuDS
Speaker 1: and Studs Charity car wash fundraiser, your ladies, the five
Speaker 1: dollars gets you more than just a clean wash. And
Speaker 1: number three any high school graduation party. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: you're meeting the graduates there. I'm saying, like I mean, though,
Speaker 1: let's be honest, most of them are legal by that point.
Speaker 1: The older people at the party, the friends of family,
Speaker 1: the chaperone. Yeah, the families of the friends.
Speaker 2: Okay, listen, they're probably related to you. I mean, like,
Speaker 2: I know you're fun.
Speaker 1: Because that's where one of our listeners, Robert met a
Speaker 1: lovely lady recently, so let's talk to him about it. Robert,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, what's up?
Speaker 2: Did you meet a grown person? We congrats grad.
Speaker 3: I didn't meet an actual grown person at this party.
Speaker 3: It was my frat brother's daughter high school graduation, So
Speaker 3: perfect place to pick up a woman, you know, okay,
Speaker 3: is the.
Speaker 2: Perfect I've never heard that saying before there's.
Speaker 1: The first time for everything. What's this lovely woman's name?
Speaker 3: Her name is Charlotte?
Speaker 1: Okay, Robert and Charlotte, So your couple's name would be
Speaker 1: Roblett or Sharbert.
Speaker 3: I hope it ends with the Sharbert.
Speaker 2: Why why was Charlotte there?
Speaker 3: She was friends with my buddy's wife, and I guess
Speaker 3: she just wanted to have some extra friends there, so
Speaker 3: she invited.
Speaker 1: We've all tagged along with a friend to some.
Speaker 4: Can you come and make my kid look popular?
Speaker 2: There's like an open bar.
Speaker 1: So how did you and Charlotte come to be?
Speaker 3: Uh? And we were just hanging out by the cooler
Speaker 3: and I realized we were hitting it off. We're talking
Speaker 3: for a little bit. Actually, I noticed that there was
Speaker 3: going to be a little bit of an ice shortage.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of people drinking limeritas and everything.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: A lot of high schoolers sneaking on probably no comment.
Speaker 3: So you know, I noticed that there was a nice shortage,
Speaker 3: and I told Charlte, was like, hey, do you mind
Speaker 3: coming with a ride grab some bags of ice with me?
Speaker 2: She came, that's actually smooth.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Because then you get a little Loane time with her, like,
Speaker 4: were you guys able to connect?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we definitely connected.
Speaker 4: That sounds like were you making out in a car somewhere, sir, Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, we didn't start then. We were
Speaker 3: still feeling each other out.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: It was like one of those parties that starts at
Speaker 3: two o'cock. So nothing got crazy that early. Okay, we
Speaker 3: got and brought it back. I made sure that the
Speaker 3: situation was thaking care of. Thank god I did, because
Speaker 3: they ran out of ice almost immediately by the time
Speaker 3: we got back, and the party would have been over.
Speaker 3: But if we saved the party.
Speaker 2: And you guys are the heroes exactly.
Speaker 3: And you know what, we made everyone feel good. She
Speaker 3: was impressed with my knowledge of ice.
Speaker 2: Oh what.
Speaker 1: Circular cubes? Way better than those little square ones.
Speaker 3: It's important to know how many people come to your
Speaker 3: party because you need to know the correct people to
Speaker 3: ice ratio.
Speaker 2: Those are the long form math questions.
Speaker 4: It would have served us a lot better in life.
Speaker 4: You know, screw how fast the train is going?
Speaker 1: Thank god she had you there to help calculate that.
Speaker 1: So how long did the party last?
Speaker 3: So like with that type of part that would only
Speaker 3: go to like five. Yeah, but things got crazy and
Speaker 3: it went all the way to like twelve o'clock at night.
Speaker 4: Whoa, I love what the parties like for grads are
Speaker 4: actually really the parties for parents.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder you needed so much ice? Geez?
Speaker 2: Were you and her together all night?
Speaker 3: We were hanging out, you know, I tried to mingle
Speaker 3: a little bit, but I kept coming back to her
Speaker 3: because we were really hitting it off. And then apparently
Speaker 3: now I don't know what's the deal with these high
Speaker 3: school kids, but they have these parties that they'll bring
Speaker 3: chaperones to, like adult chaperones. So they were all headed
Speaker 3: to this park by us, and they wanted some chaperones. Okay,
Speaker 3: so I thought, why the heck not, why don't we go?
Speaker 4: I guess I remember that they would do like all
Speaker 4: nighters at my high school, where like you would go
Speaker 4: to a bowling alley and you literally were there all night,
Speaker 4: and it was like school sponsored. The idea was to
Speaker 4: like make sure that kids run out, you know, doing drugs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember that very fun. Okay, so was it an
Speaker 1: all nighter situation?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So we went to this park and we chaperoned
Speaker 3: the party, and we ended up going to five A.
Speaker 2: M Oh my god, that's so cool. Was it fine
Speaker 2: or was it annoying?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know, it was fun because charl and I had
Speaker 3: some alone time while we're making sure the kids were
Speaker 3: having and everything. But I'm not gonna lie. I had
Speaker 3: to crack down on some of the kids because I
Speaker 3: saw that all the kids were huddled around this one
Speaker 3: red four tours. It turned out someone brought in a ponykeg,
Speaker 3: but I busted them how to break up the fun.
Speaker 4: But yeah, but then does that mean that you confiscated
Speaker 4: the ponykeg and you and Charlotte got to drink it?
Speaker 3: No comment? No comment?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, well this sounds like a pretty
Speaker 1: fun night for you and Charlotte that day.
Speaker 2: I mean, that is a lot of time with a person.
Speaker 3: I know. But like you know what, the conversation just
Speaker 3: kept coming easy. It wasn't really difficult to talk to her,
Speaker 3: you know what. It felt like we had a real connection.
Speaker 1: Nic, How did you two leave it?
Speaker 3: So at the end of the night, when everything was
Speaker 3: winding down, I drove her back to her car and
Speaker 3: we made it out before she got out of the car.
Speaker 3: So things went pretty well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's just like delirious with sleep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds shocking that she wouldn't be getting back
Speaker 4: to you.
Speaker 2: Are you're not hearing from her at all?
Speaker 3: No, I've texted her back a few times and she
Speaker 3: keeps saying, you know, I need to check my schedule.
Speaker 3: But now it's been too week, So now I'm feeling
Speaker 3: like he's just playing games, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely you didn't meet a younger man.
Speaker 1: It's any of them are college bound. I know she's like,
Speaker 1: you took my keg away. We'll find out when we
Speaker 1: come back. We will call Charlotte for you and try
Speaker 1: to turn you into officially shar Bert when we're doing
Speaker 1: your second date update right after this.
Speaker 3: Thanks guys, I appreciate it. Update.
Speaker 1: If you're just joining us for the second date update,
Speaker 1: we're talking to the chaperone of an all night high
Speaker 1: school graduation party. Yeah, and he's available for hire, ladies
Speaker 1: if the second date doesn't work out well, so he'll
Speaker 1: chaperone your kid's birthday party, their winter form. And the
Speaker 1: best part, he won't forget the ice, never enough for
Speaker 1: the entire party all night long. That's what Robert brings
Speaker 1: to the table, and it's how he met Charlotte the
Speaker 1: other night. Now after they're awesome evening together, she's not
Speaker 1: responding to his text anymore. So we're going to find
Speaker 1: out what's up. Or, as the kids would say, Sam,
Speaker 1: you were so disconnected, that's what they say, Robert. Isn't
Speaker 1: that what the kids say at the party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they said that at the party.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Robert. I garage you. Jeff googled that.
Speaker 1: I asked Jeeves, did Jeeves?
Speaker 4: I think the important part is like she made out
Speaker 4: with you after spending God, you guys were together for
Speaker 4: almost twenty four no, twelve hours by over twelve hours?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of time.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I had a whole day with her. It was
Speaker 3: like two dates rolled into one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, you really need to know someone.
Speaker 2: I think this is going to be successful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she just has some pretty awesome excuse to turn
Speaker 1: you down like this. So let's give her a call.
Speaker 1: We'll see if she answers and try and get you
Speaker 1: your second date update. Okay, all right, great?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Wish me luck you wish yeah, wish him well. I
Speaker 1: feel like I could use the luck too, but I.
Speaker 3: Wish you luck if you wish me lucky all.
Speaker 2: Right, I wish you This is gonna go on forever circle.
Speaker 2: Can we please get out?
Speaker 3: Please leave your message for five seven Charlotte.
Speaker 5: Come on now we're off.
Speaker 3: Bro, I know you need to look more.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey is this Charlotte?
Speaker 5: This is math Is Coolly.
Speaker 1: Yes you may. We're a radio show called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Charlotte.
Speaker 5: H hye, uh hi. How can I help you? Guys?
Speaker 1: We're doing a segment called the Second Date Update, and
Speaker 1: we're looking to pry a little bit into your dating life.
Speaker 5: My dating m.
Speaker 3: D.
Speaker 5: Charlotte, are you like from match dot com? I cancel
Speaker 5: that already.
Speaker 4: No, just groups of people from Match dot com for
Speaker 4: you to resign up.
Speaker 1: I mean, much less reputable than Match dot com or
Speaker 1: morning radio show. But we do this thing where we
Speaker 1: try and help out our listeners after they've gone out
Speaker 1: with someone and they're not getting a second date. We
Speaker 1: try and figure out why that's not happening.
Speaker 2: And yours, I guess wasn't an official date.
Speaker 4: You know, like it was more of a really really
Speaker 4: really long hangout.
Speaker 5: Who are we talking about here?
Speaker 1: We're talking about a guy named Robert. Have you chaperoned
Speaker 1: a high school graduation party with Oh yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: heard side.
Speaker 2: Now what do you think about him?
Speaker 5: I mean, he's a lot of fun. I guess he
Speaker 5: was a nice guy.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah, he knows his way around a bag
Speaker 1: of ice.
Speaker 5: I mean he was getting along with the kids really well. Okay,
Speaker 5: I mean I a little too well. Maybe it's like
Speaker 5: he just was laughing and joking with him. They're having
Speaker 5: a good time. End they're running around. You know, I
Speaker 5: don't know, this is weird.
Speaker 1: Was he having them push him on the swing set
Speaker 1: or what was going on?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he had this like giant band aid on his knee,
Speaker 5: and when I asked him, you know, body, he kind
Speaker 5: of like blew it off. He wouldn't really talk about it.
Speaker 5: So I just figured the more drinks he had him
Speaker 5: that he would tell me.
Speaker 4: Okay, because he did say that you guys were drinking
Speaker 4: like he was confiscated a like ponykeg or something for
Speaker 4: some of the high schoolers. It's a small one, ok yeah,
Speaker 4: a little tiny guy. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So he finally told me what was going on with it,
Speaker 5: and he said that he skinned his knee really bad
Speaker 5: while mooning people from a moving car, said people, and
Speaker 5: he was laughing like he is right now?
Speaker 2: Oh, like Jose, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I've seen this before. Wait, it's not fun.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. He was in a car.
Speaker 4: How do you skin your knee if you're in a
Speaker 4: car and you're dropping your pants and showing people's butt.
Speaker 1: Or one of your friends doors open my money. My
Speaker 1: Bundy tried this and our other buddy pushed him.
Speaker 4: Out, push out of a moving cars going like five
Speaker 4: miles an hour.
Speaker 1: It checks out that Jose is the.
Speaker 3: One that.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Okay, what does that say to you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's too immature.
Speaker 4: Wait, he was supposed to be chaperoning, but he was
Speaker 4: in the car mooning other high school students.
Speaker 2: Like pretty sure that.
Speaker 1: Before the graduation?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I guess this happened before because he already
Speaker 5: had the band aid, so he was doing.
Speaker 2: It with his adult friends. And I see and told
Speaker 2: you at the high school party it felt.
Speaker 1: Like you were dating a high school kid in a
Speaker 1: grown man's Spoty.
Speaker 5: I hope they were adult.
Speaker 2: You're also questioning that it's good that he didn't want
Speaker 2: to tell you.
Speaker 4: At least that means he wasn't proud initially of it.
Speaker 1: And I will say that my instance also happened in
Speaker 1: high school. It wasn't an adult thing. So Charlotte, that's
Speaker 1: the main reason that you're not calling Robert back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just don't want to date on this as childish?
Speaker 5: Is that, you know? I mean, I'm perfectly good being
Speaker 5: friends with him. You know, he is fun and I
Speaker 5: did laugh, but it's not something I.
Speaker 2: Don't think he wants to be friends with you. Charlotte.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean if he was really that childish,
Speaker 1: would he have been waiting quietly on the other line
Speaker 1: wanting to talk to you?
Speaker 2: A lot of self restraint right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a grown man move.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I mean, come on, guys, I waited
Speaker 3: this whole time. I let her air her grievances. But
Speaker 3: I'm only hearing positives right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, I loan someone.
Speaker 3: Because I'm fun and you know what you want to
Speaker 3: say that what he likes about me.
Speaker 1: I wasn't joking, Charlotte when I said he is on
Speaker 1: the other line, he actually wants to.
Speaker 3: Go. If you think I'm childlike, I pay my car
Speaker 3: insurance all the time.
Speaker 2: That is that the only bill you pay? But Jeff
Speaker 2: didn't have car insurance.
Speaker 1: So he's more of a man than me. Yeah, somebody.
Speaker 1: You admit, Robert that you actually moon some people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, listen moaning somebody's like the moment
Speaker 3: strikes you, you know, and you just got to take
Speaker 3: it sometimes.
Speaker 2: You got to see him on that one.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: It's not malicious. It's just in good fun, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, talk to Charlotte about it.
Speaker 3: Charlotte, come on, you you've never done anything like silly.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no no. He said, you want a
Speaker 5: previous mustas competition in Mexico's It was a college spring break,
Speaker 5: but it was last year when he did it. It's
Speaker 5: not you.
Speaker 1: He tagged onto somebody else's spring break. You were chaperoning
Speaker 1: that one too, Robert.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, come on, Thokes, need someone older to
Speaker 3: watch out for.
Speaker 4: Okay, listen, Robert, it's going to be easy for you
Speaker 4: to win the previous mustache contest when you're twenty years
Speaker 4: older than contested.
Speaker 1: However, you want find a cancuon in spring bread.
Speaker 3: That was a legit competition. I even got a trophy too,
Speaker 3: And let me tell you something, I had the best
Speaker 3: flu manshew, there is okay, proud that's appropriate.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's interest.
Speaker 4: Those are interesting things to bring up on a first hangout, Robert, Like,
Speaker 4: usually you want to talk about cool things.
Speaker 1: You did not or adult things. I think you're making
Speaker 1: You're kind of digging your own grave. You're making your
Speaker 1: sound more and more childish. Maybe he wants to get
Speaker 1: the porn across it. He's still fun just because he's
Speaker 1: in his thirties or forties. I don't think she has
Speaker 1: any question that he's fun. It's just is he grown
Speaker 1: up enough for her? She seems to want a more
Speaker 1: mature guy. Do you have any things that prove that
Speaker 1: you're mature?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean, listen, I'm on weight Watchers right now.
Speaker 3: You know, like I'm trying to take care of myself.
Speaker 1: You know, okay, okay, I'm very often weight Watchers is
Speaker 1: a selling point for why that's good for you, Robert, Listen.
Speaker 3: It shows that I care about myself and I'm trying
Speaker 3: to take care of adult things.
Speaker 2: I hear Charlotte laughing.
Speaker 4: I mean, Charlotte, maybe you need a little bit more
Speaker 4: fun in your life.
Speaker 5: I just worry about where our next date is going
Speaker 5: to be, Like, are we going to be cannonballing in
Speaker 5: the pool?
Speaker 1: I don't know the fact that you're even thinking about
Speaker 1: the possibility of the next date is a good sign.
Speaker 2: There we go, Charlotte, Come on, give him another chair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we would love to send you on that next
Speaker 1: day and pay for bumpers at the bowling alley. You're
Speaker 1: willing to go out with him one more time, Charlotte,
Speaker 1: what do you think?
Speaker 5: I would love to hang out with you as friends.
Speaker 3: I just drove away from you and into the sunset.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna find me a woman who lights the skinny
Speaker 3: dips and go do cannon balls.
Speaker 2: That's quite the combination, all right.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Well, Robert, if you're out of here, then I guess
Speaker 1: I am too.
Speaker 2: All right, you just crash your imaginary car forgot.
Speaker 1: How to drive. Chaperone Brook Jeffrey in the morning. I
Speaker 1: like how he spent half of the call trying to
Speaker 1: prove how mature an adult he was and then left
Speaker 1: the call making car sounds. That's a good point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: His maturity arguments weren't super strong, So it wasn't super strong.
Speaker 1: Although he did have some of us beat as far
Speaker 1: as adulting ghosts.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, absolute, But we never claimed to be mature.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: The reason why she didn't know our show.
Speaker 1: They do say some people never grow up, and Robert
Speaker 1: might be the perfect example of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he'll find somebody that is true, equally immature.
Speaker 1: There is somebody out there for everybody.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: They left really hard at his show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I'm forever single. So but I did
Speaker 1: see we had some women texting in at seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine two saying he sounds hilarious and they'd love
Speaker 1: to meet him. Yeah, it is fun to be the
Speaker 1: fun guy.
Speaker 2: It's always fun for a night or two.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I didn't recognize one of the numbers, and Brook,
Speaker 1: next time you could just ask me directly. I'll give
Speaker 1: you the phone number.
Speaker 2: You have that number two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to play got like that. But anyway, if you
Speaker 1: do want to get some help with your dating life,
Speaker 1: you can always email the show. We'll call that person
Speaker 1: who isn't calling you back. Go check out all of
Speaker 1: our Second Date podcast wherever you get yours at Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey.
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