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Speaker 2: Today?

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Speaker 3: We call a woman who admits she has a short fuse,

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Speaker 3: and she told her husband on multiple occasions that she

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Speaker 3: hates dealing with stupid people.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, so yeah, is listening to the show.

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Speaker 3: Well, when she recently found out a business had lost

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Speaker 3: her package, she was immediately upset about it, and of

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Speaker 3: course the best person to help her is the opposite

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Speaker 3: of a stupid person. Yeah, it's stoner Max, and he's

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Speaker 3: not dumb, he's just medicinally enhanced. So this should definitely

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Speaker 3: go well in your phone. Tap right now another.

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Speaker 4: Twenty Hello, Hello, who's this?

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Speaker 5: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Who is this?

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Speaker 6: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Oh, my name is Max. I'm calling you because you

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Speaker 2: were in here earlier complaining about like a missing package or.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that was me? Did you find it?

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Speaker 2: Not exactly, but maybe you could tell me about it?

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Speaker 4: How am I going to tell you about it? I

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Speaker 4: did not send the package. I already spoke to your

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Speaker 4: supervisor a few hours ago about this. He already knows, right.

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Speaker 2: But he put me in charge of finding it because

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Speaker 2: I'm I came in hungover.

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Speaker 3: I mean.

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Speaker 2: What I came in late today?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Hey, can you describe it for me?

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Speaker 6: No, the package, I have no idea what it looks like. Okay,

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Speaker 6: all I know is I receive an email there's a

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Speaker 6: package there. I get in my car, I get there

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Speaker 6: and wow, no package?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: Oh? That? That's just wrong, bro.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it is wrong. You guys lost it or something.

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Speaker 4: The name should say.

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Speaker 2: Page A page with three gs, no one G, p

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Speaker 2: AI g E.

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Speaker 4: It's very easy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, page god, Oh my god. You know what? Packages

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Speaker 2: are actually interesting because there's like so many of them.

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Speaker 4: What would be interesting is if you found my package.

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Speaker 2: You're right, that would be cool. But think about it

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Speaker 2: in my perspective. Now about it from this.

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Speaker 4: Your perspective is that you lost my package.

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Speaker 2: Right, But like the world itself is just one giant

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Speaker 2: cosmic burrito, and packages are what you know?

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Speaker 4: The guawk on top? Are you stones right? Where are

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Speaker 4: you high?

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Speaker 2: Legally I can't answer that question.

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Speaker 4: Unbelievable believable.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you this.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever looked at your hand?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now, flip it over?

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Speaker 6: I mean, like available, what is going on?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, really look at it like there's a

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Speaker 2: bunch of like tiny aliens.

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Speaker 5: No, you really need to find my package and stop

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Speaker 5: looking at your hand. Maybe if you were looking for

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Speaker 5: my package, we wouldn't be here right now, you're saying

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Speaker 5: to focus.

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Speaker 2: Got it? I opened a few packages in the back.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean you open them? You're not supposed

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Speaker 4: to open people's packages.

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Speaker 2: Hey, was yours like a toaster?

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Speaker 4: No, and it's none of your business what was in it?

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Speaker 4: Just look at the freaking name.

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Speaker 2: Because I've had this idea for a toaster that also

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Speaker 2: makes grilled cheese.

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Speaker 5: I do not want to hear your toaster idea revolutionary package.

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Speaker 5: Revolutionary would be finding my package.

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Speaker 2: It's a revolutionary munchie's innovation.

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Speaker 4: I literally do not care. I do not want to

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Speaker 4: even talk to you. Wait, you found it?

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Speaker 2: Hold on, I think I got an idea. What if

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Speaker 2: somebody else found your package?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean if someone else founded awesome? You

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Speaker 4: were in charge? Didn't they say you're in charge?

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Speaker 2: But let's just say like what if an alien to.

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Speaker 4: Get Are you stupid?

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Speaker 2: One's on your hand?

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Speaker 5: Honestly, I have had enough of you. You need to

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Speaker 5: stop talking.

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Speaker 4: I had enough. I want your supervisor.

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Speaker 2: Telling you, like if aliens came down.

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Speaker 6: No no, no.

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Speaker 2: No, take us to your dealer. Oh enough, Welcome to Earth.

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Speaker 2: You got any space cookies?

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Speaker 4: Shut up? Shut up? It's too much.

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Speaker 6: I don't know what you're the problem is.

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Speaker 4: I just need my package.

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Speaker 6: Oh god, are you high right now?

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Speaker 4: How do you work here? How do you have a job.

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Speaker 2: I only have this job because your husband, Nick hooked

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Speaker 2: me up with it. Wait what well he set you

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Speaker 2: up for this prank phone call? So it's really like,

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Speaker 2: thanks Nick?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, are you joking right now?

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Speaker 2: I am. This is actually from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 2: on you.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm so mad. I can't even calm down.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that anger towards Nick, not me.

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Speaker 4: I'm so relieved that you do not work there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I probably would be pretty bad at that.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually really bad at this too, believe it or not.

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Speaker 4: You know what, I believe you You're pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Thanks.

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of a natural. You don't get it, do you?

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Speaker 4: No? Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 4: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning