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Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, come

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Speaker 1: on dig me now, want and only Steve Harvey got

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Speaker 1: we had narrowed it down and we were talking about

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Speaker 1: changing the way we are as people. You know that

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Speaker 1: everybody has to change. You know, nothing stays the same.

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Speaker 1: they has come with time. You know, sometimes it's aging

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Speaker 1: We were talking about everybody can change and everybody has

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Speaker 1: I equated it to jumping out of an airplane. You know,

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Speaker 1: there are some people man who get to a certain

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Speaker 1: It's almost like they life and got out of control.

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Speaker 1: And I've seen some mid air rescues before. But then

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Speaker 1: You know, you jump out that airplane and and and

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Speaker 1: I never happened to me, But I can only imagine

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Speaker 1: the panic that's got to set in, because no matter

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Speaker 1: So you jump out the plane. The first you're free falling.

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Speaker 1: But I ain't spending out of control no more. You know,

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Speaker 1: It works better when it's open. Open your mind to God,

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Speaker 1: use it like a parachute, it works better when it's open. Y'all,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to show. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. I've got sunshine on a cloudy

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Speaker 1: day when it's cold outside. I got the month of me. Well,

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Speaker 1: Did that hurt? That touched me? Okay, touching and hurting

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Speaker 1: much boy, I just touched myself again. I'm doing this

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Speaker 1: We'll have another show to morrow. My motto is, if

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Speaker 1: gives us tomorrow. Nasi Generan Shirley Strawberry Colin for real

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Speaker 1: Mississippi Monica, Junior, kill Spades, Nephew Tommy and yours truly, Junior. Oh,

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Speaker 1: how does how does heart singing do that for you? Well?

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Speaker 1: it ain't the connectivity. Yeah, this word, it's the feeling. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to find something what you could relate to, Okay,

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Speaker 1: looking for something? Oh yeah, here that Junior, you could

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Speaker 1: start the show off with nephew Tommy's run that prank

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Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Here's the nephew with today's prank. Phone call what you

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Speaker 1: got for us? And have come on your wife? Huh

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Speaker 1: is cheating on both of us, man, it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: great your wife, it's cheating on both. Running from me. Cat. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Terrence. Please's hey. My name is Mark.

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Speaker 1: My name is Mark. How you doing, bro? I work

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Speaker 1: with um with your wife Veronica. We're on the same

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Speaker 1: I work at the job with Veronica. Everything is everything

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you. Like I say, um,

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Speaker 1: maybe you know, uh, you know, we can get things

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, how did you get my verona could

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to like, what's going on? I

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Speaker 1: mean I had, I had, I've had your number. I

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Speaker 1: just I just I just had never reached out to

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Speaker 1: I contry to, I guess, fix this whole issue. But

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Speaker 1: I just want us to see if we can fix it.

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Speaker 1: You know, well fix the issue. What's the issue? I

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Speaker 1: like I said, I went on out, talk to me.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show right now? Tell me

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Speaker 1: what is this about? You wanting to help men stay

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Speaker 1: out of trouble? You want to share a little in time?

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Speaker 1: One of my boys, Yes, sir, one of my boys.

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Speaker 1: Player Damn you get no receipts. Receipts for you. You

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Speaker 1: can you can, you can't write off. Okay, no stuff,

420
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Speaker 1: got to take it. You gotta take. But the team,

421
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Speaker 1: all right, watch this, and everybody liked to keep one

422
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Speaker 1: or two in their phone pitches get rid of than

423
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Speaker 1: dog gone pitches. That right there, it's shrewd evidence that

424
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Speaker 1: your buck can get caught. Now here go one from

425
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Speaker 1: my uncle's book, Glitter. Glitter will get every kid. You

426
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Speaker 1: can't have no glitter on you because you can't see that,

427
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Speaker 1: sir night. Yeah, bore back in ninety two thousand, to

428
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Speaker 1: work one morning for two days in a row, Shirley

429
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Speaker 1: was going, you need to really need to get somebody

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Speaker 1: c Yes, hold on, you went to work, Yes, Shirley.

431
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Speaker 1: Shirley come and said, Steve really really glit all in

432
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Speaker 1: my hell everywhere, it was everywhere, but you act like

433
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Speaker 1: all on my neck. Would you come to work out

434
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Speaker 1: like you ain't did nothing. And she said, Steve, what

435
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Speaker 1: is this all on you? And you know what, you

436
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Speaker 1: can take two three showers and you cannot get the

437
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Speaker 1: glit off. This one is one junior shouldn't know when

438
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Speaker 1: you have a count. You had that package and tear

439
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Speaker 1: that cone off, that little cone got to get to

440
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Speaker 1: the trash, that little cone because they're all no more

441
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Speaker 1: coners like that, that conall is it a matter of fact?

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Speaker 1: Don't tad off and leave it attached to the pack.

443
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Speaker 1: Don't tear it off off, don't come out tad off

444
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Speaker 1: ninety eight percent of yeh been a lot of divorces. Yeah,

445
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Speaker 1: women are detective. You just take the little teen teen

446
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Speaker 1: teen listen to me. You your woman can't have short

447
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Speaker 1: hair and you got long hair in the scene. What

448
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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Oh, you're you're so freaking dead. You're trying

449
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Speaker 1: to put that on your body. That's from me. You

450
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Speaker 1: tea something. Don't have an eyelash in your tooth? Have

451
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Speaker 1: you have you had that? Man? They're gonna I had

452
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Speaker 1: a whole our lash in the front. They ain't you see, huh?

453
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Speaker 1: And they're just smiling and what's happening you know, we

454
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Speaker 1: don't miss anything. You know that they do not. Okay,

455
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,959
Speaker 1: now here's a no one what a bobby pan can

456
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Speaker 1: break up a relationship. I'm just telling, oh, yeah, you

457
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Speaker 1: have no reason to have a bobby pin in your

458
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Speaker 1: house your head. Ah, all earring back right, Oh that's yeah,

459
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Speaker 1: that's a good one. Yeah, that's a really small They

460
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Speaker 1: leave the yeah, they leave them. Yes, they do take

461
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Speaker 1: another too. Her jacket can't be left in your clothes. Yeah, yeah,

462
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Speaker 1: you got and if you if she do, you got

463
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Speaker 1: to burn this jackets. Who jacket is this? You didn't

464
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Speaker 1: know it was in? Now what wait a minute, I

465
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Speaker 1: know you didn't burn my jacket on the pillar? Oh

466
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Speaker 1: they got to be washed right at makeup any of

467
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Speaker 1: that on the pillow. Burn that pillar to This is

468
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Speaker 1: the Timmy with his advice to mend to stand black

469
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Speaker 1: tip off the end of a high heel shoe. Can't

470
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Speaker 1: get all of that. We're detected bags from a store

471
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Speaker 1: that you know dog on. Well, that ain't where you

472
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Speaker 1: shot that bag right there. You know how people take

473
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Speaker 1: a bag folding up when they're gonna use it later,

474
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Speaker 1: put it on the cart that bag. Get rid of

475
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Speaker 1: that bag for you Okay, I got one elite press

476
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Speaker 1: on now nail they do, yeah, more popular than that

477
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Speaker 1: empty egg. And I got busted with that one one time. Eggs.

478
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Speaker 1: I had an empty egg in the trash one time.

479
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, O lord, I couldn't explain. What did you

480
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Speaker 1: end up saying? You just JUSTI that one I had

481
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Speaker 1: bought it. I had waves back then, and I had

482
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Speaker 1: bought one for to make my waves set and I

483
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Speaker 1: had make a wave cat. Oh that was yeah, that

484
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Speaker 1: was good. That is quick. He didn't buy it, though,

485
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Speaker 1: but it was it was. She asked me where the

486
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Speaker 1: rest of the pant? Well, where'd you throw them away?

487
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: Because the egg is in the try right? Oh? I

488
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Speaker 1: threw him out the window. Yeah. It was a good line,

489
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Speaker 1: but it didn't work. I know, fell over the next

490
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Speaker 1: day with some pantic holes on trying to prove my cake. Oh, Julia,

491
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Speaker 1: I told a whole TV off off the wall boy

492
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Speaker 1: on your TV on TV to a whole flat screen.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning

494
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Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steven Show,

495
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Speaker 1: and it's time now to play around of would you

496
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: rather let's just jump right in, would you rather have

497
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: the details of your financial life or your love life

498
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: made public? Show you all the money. Oh yeah, yeah,

499
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Speaker 1: we're gonna we're going on these banks. I don't see eything.

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Speaker 1: M y sir. And the quiet one, the rich man,

501
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: would you, who's very quiet, would you rather have the

502
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Speaker 1: details of your financial life or of your love life

503
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: be made public? Yeah, and we're waiting deep breathing, Go

504
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: ahead and jump, you tell people jump either way you're

505
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 1: doing way what it don't matter, you don't really matter.

506
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Speaker 1: Or go to prison for four years. It's that option. No,

507
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Speaker 1: there's no seris. You were willing to go to prison

508
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Speaker 1: deep block anyway. So I probably have to go on

509
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Speaker 1: and do the money. Yeah, yeah, I had to go

510
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Speaker 1: and show the money. But what why we don't ask y'all?

511
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Speaker 1: Why we don't ask all these questions sometimes because it's

512
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Speaker 1: for the comedians on it? Yeah, or okay, that's why.

513
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: Then you know what he going over it in? Where

514
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Speaker 1: was he to pay fifteen? And look at this on

515
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Speaker 1: the filth row? Did y'all? It'll be a shocks. Where

516
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Speaker 1: was y'all have your finances? Yeah? Yeah for the next

517
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Speaker 1: next quarter fear Oh we're getting out of this one, okay,

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Speaker 1: would you rather? Uh? Would you? I'd rather know these

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Speaker 1: questions ahead? Attack? Would you rather eat pizza or ice

520
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: cream as the only food for eternity? Which one? Pick? One?

521
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: Would you rather eat? Piece pizza? I love ice cream

522
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: and I'm topping yeahs soon as I get up in

523
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,760
Speaker 1: the morning, I got to eat some day lunch. Running

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Speaker 1: out of flavor rich or something. They're both dairy. All right,

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Speaker 1: thanks guys, that's today's edition of would you Rather You're listening? Show?

526
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Speaker 1: All right, here we go for ask the Cello. This

527
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Speaker 1: one is from Julio and de Soto, Texas. Julio says,

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Speaker 1: I'm a forty seven year old man and I've never

529
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Speaker 1: been married, and I don't have any children. My brother's

530
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Speaker 1: got married in twenty eighteen and a double ceremony. I

531
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Speaker 1: have a domestic partnership with the lady that I've been

532
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Speaker 1: with for six years. She's never pressured me about a wedding,

533
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Speaker 1: but she's told my mother she'd love to marry me.

534
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Speaker 1: Should I stay quiet until she brings it up? Or

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Speaker 1: should I reaffirm to her that I don't want to

536
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Speaker 1: get married. I hate to be wasting her time. Hey man,

537
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: why don't you tell her that then, Yeah, why don't

538
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 1: you tell her you don't want to be married and

539
00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: you would just what he called it, domestic partnership partnership. Yeah,

540
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: but she wants to be married, but you want a

541
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: domestic partnership. That's why you ain't never been married and

542
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: ain't got I don't feel I'll tell her. I'll tell

543
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Speaker 1: her for your ass. I'll tell her better man, I

544
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Speaker 1: will tell her take the weight off of you. But

545
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Speaker 1: you should have told her that six years ago too. Yeah,

546
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Speaker 1: you are wasting her time, you know, for six years

547
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Speaker 1: and she didn't told you, Mama she want to get married.

548
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure she didn't said that to you am

549
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, Julio. I can't imagine she would

550
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: go to your mama with it and ain't said it

551
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Speaker 1: to you. I ain't got nothing for you, Julio. You

552
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: ain't got no kids. You what you want? At forty seven,

553
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: he's forty seven, stid he should know something. No man, Bye, Felicia.

554
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: This one's from Felicia in New Orleans. She says, I'm

555
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: a new luet and my husband and I moved to

556
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Speaker 1: his hometown recently, where he has three female friends that

557
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: he's known since childhood. I got along with them, but

558
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,319
Speaker 1: I need him to set some boundaries with them. One

559
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 1: of them is a chef, and she insists that he

560
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Speaker 1: comes over at least once a week to pick up

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Speaker 1: a plate. He loves to rave about how good her

562
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: food is. My husband will meet up with the women

563
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: for drinks, and I find out about it after the fact.

564
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: He says they're like sisters and I have nothing to

565
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Speaker 1: worry about. He doesn't get it. So should I talk

566
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Speaker 1: to these ladies directly? No? Nope, nope. See, you didn't

567
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Speaker 1: marry the ladies. You married your husband. You and your

568
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 1: husband took the vials to leave all others and cleave

569
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: only unto you. That was his vows. Now, before you

570
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 1: got married, did he tell you he had these girlfriends,

571
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna cut them loose and you married him anyway?

572
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: Or did you discover the three girlfriends when you move

573
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Speaker 1: after his hometime? Mmmm? Coming over to the house cooking,

574
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Speaker 1: I can't no where in hell I can go in

575
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Speaker 1: there and tell Madre I'm going over this girl's house

576
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Speaker 1: for dinner. We're friends, man, Man, you know that's the

577
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Speaker 1: next thing. My friend is Man Sharley been friends for

578
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Speaker 1: twenty years. I ain't ever been over to her house,

579
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Speaker 1: and lord knows, I wouldn't go over there to eat

580
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Speaker 1: good because I wouldn't be cooking. Did you would be

581
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Speaker 1: even crazy if I said to Mark, I'm going to

582
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Speaker 1: Sherley house to eat. I thought you said Sharley couldn't cook.

583
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Speaker 1: Something was up? All right? All right, here we go,

584
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Speaker 1: Rilero and Queens. I like that name, Rolero. I moved

585
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Speaker 1: back to New York after living in Miami for for

586
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Speaker 1: a few years. I bought a small condo, and now

587
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 1: that I'm all settled in, I'm miserable because I have

588
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: a white neighbor that is rude and racist. When he

589
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: first saw me in the building, he asked me if

590
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Speaker 1: I was visiting someone, and I told him I lived there.

591
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: His response was, how is that possible? I ignored him.

592
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 1: He doesn't speak in passing and didn't hold a door

593
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Speaker 1: for me. One day. I'm twenty six years old and

594
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: I've never encountered racism like this? How should I handle

595
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: this guy? You've never encountered racism? Well, Laro, welcome to America. Yeah,

596
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: it's been here for a while, Laro. The fact that

597
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 1: you've never seen it before very surprising to me. I

598
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,880
Speaker 1: know it's going to take your while to adjust, but

599
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: he not fited like your ass for no reason. Now,

600
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 1: as a Christian everywhere, you're supposed to love your neighbors.

601
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: I got that. It did not say you had to

602
00:41:55,640 --> 00:42:00,439
Speaker 1: like him, talk to him, play with him, or help

603
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 1: them up when they fall down the steps that you

604
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: accidentally tripped him, yell accidentally, I'm sorry, speaker, you ain't

605
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: e't got to say I'm sorry. Wow, all right, thank you.

606
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: See Elo, you're listening to show coming up at the

607
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Speaker 1: top of the hour, about four minutes after. It's my

608
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Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, subjects doggie style lifestyle, not what

609
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 1: you think boy down boy down boy down boy down boy. Okay.

610
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: It is April Fool's Day today though, and the nephew

611
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: is here with today's Frank what you got? Now? Can

612
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: you fix my roof? That don't sound harmful, right, That's

613
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: why I said, Oh, okay, that's not see. Can you

614
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Speaker 1: fix my roof? That's all I ask? Is it leaking

615
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: or something got some issues? I'm not saying no, but

616
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: can you fix my rood? That's all I want to know.

617
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 1: Look at my face, I know Carl, I always looking

618
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: for that hard left. Where you going with it? Though?

619
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: It's always there Tommy? Yeah, well, well get ready for

620
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: the hard left. Here we go. Can you fix my roof?

621
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 1: Let's go cat though. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Eduardo. Eduardo,

622
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? I'm one of your neighbors. Man,

623
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm actually like two streets over. I wanted to see

624
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: if you could come around here man and help me out. Man.

625
00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:41,719
Speaker 1: I gotta leak in my roof. Are you able to

626
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: come around the corner real quicker and see about fixing

627
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: my roof? Who? Who's this? Yeah? This slammy? Man? I

628
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 1: live like two streets over from you. You're Eduardo, right? Yes, okay, Hey,

629
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: I need you to I gotta leak in my roof. Man,

630
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: I wanted to see if you can come around here

631
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: and take a little in your roof charging me. What

632
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: does that have to do with me? No? No, I

633
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: gotta leak in it. It doesn't have anything to do

634
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: with you. But I wanted to see you could come

635
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 1: around here and fix it for me. How did you

636
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,680
Speaker 1: get my number? Man? What I mean? Or where do

637
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: you think I'm I would fix your roof? I got

638
00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:15,960
Speaker 1: your number from one of the neighbors. But you you

639
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: you you're you're Hispanic, right, Yeah, I know I'm I'm Hispanic.

640
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 1: Well I'm not from his spani I'm Mexican if that's

641
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,280
Speaker 1: what you're asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well what I'm American?

642
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: Mexican American? I mean, are you are you trying to

643
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: be funny or what? What? What are you talking about?

644
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: Why do I gotta go fix your roof? I mean

645
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 1: when you don't don't know. Mexican people know how to

646
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: do rules. You know what? Man, don't talk to me

647
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: like that. I'm an educated Mexican. I'm your worst nightmare.

648
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: Who do you do? Who? Who do you think you

649
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: can call me? Because I think it all Mexican fixed roofs.

650
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: And listen here, I'm not a roofer. I work at

651
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:55,279
Speaker 1: a bank. Okay, you understand that. I understand you work

652
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: at a bank. But from my understanding, all Hispanic people,

653
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you what do you? What do

654
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: you do with the bank? I mean you l do

655
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 1: you lay pile at a bank? You? What do you

656
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,919
Speaker 1: do with the bank? Listen to your ignorant I work

657
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 1: at a bank. I'm a loan officer. I am a

658
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: dangerous I'm a Mexican with good credit. Okay, I'm a

659
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:16,439
Speaker 1: dangerous Mexican. You get the wrong person. Are you that stupid? Huh?

660
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: What does the matter of Whoo? Who gave you my number?

661
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 1: Where do you live? You can't be one of my neighbors.

662
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,439
Speaker 1: I haven't seen a retarded person walking around my neighborhood. Ladies,

663
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: I'm two streets over from you. Man, I'm I'm like

664
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: I said, I got a leak in my room and

665
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 1: somebody gave me a number. I thought all Hispanic people

666
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: knew how to fix rooms. Oh really, maybe if I

667
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 1: don't cut your classic taking the scale type of off.

668
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: Huh would that be cool? Huh? Why don't you come

669
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: over to my I'll tell you what I man. You

670
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: you you you're taking this. You're taking this the wrong way.

671
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 1: I'm trying to give you some work. Man, I'm trying

672
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: to all. I really wanted to see if you could

673
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: come over in and fix the leak. You know what

674
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: I'm saying, That's that's really all I wanted to do it.

675
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: I heard you know that most Hispanic people, you know,

676
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: all of y'all don't know how to do rute. I mean,

677
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 1: are you are you kidding me? Man? You stupid. I

678
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,879
Speaker 1: work at a bank. I've got a degree. You didn't

679
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: hear me. You're one of them, ignorant, you don't listen, empthing.

680
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 1: I live in a nice neighborhood, man, what do you do?

681
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: You sell drugs to live in this neighborhood. You pieces,

682
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 1: look at this. You're making me degrade myself by just

683
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: talking to you. I don't do tile. I don't do construction.

684
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 1: I don't fix rules. I'm not a mechanic. I don't

685
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: do yards. Okay, do you steal? There's nothing wrong with

686
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: being a construction worker, for name, brick or doing tile

687
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: or doing roof, and there's nothing wrong with that. Man.

688
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 1: I got a lot of relatives. I've done those jobs myself,

689
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: but I educated myself. Now I've got a degree and

690
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: I work at a bank as a loan officer. Don't

691
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:51,799
Speaker 1: you with me? Don't you ever call me again? Hey? Hey, hey, hey,

692
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: I need English? Man, I need English? English? What? What

693
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,799
Speaker 1: what are you saying? Man? What are you saying? Man?

694
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: Don't don't be upset. Could I speak to languages and

695
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,760
Speaker 1: you speak one? Or you can probably speak pig lattin

696
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: or something like that. You know this. You know what, man,

697
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't even like to talk like this.

698
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 1: I worked at a bank. I gotta deal with customers

699
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 1: every day, and I deal with ignorant. I don't even

700
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: like sho I deal with ignorant, not a daily basis

701
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 1: like you do. They got playing with me. Huh, Man,

702
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: I grew up on the West Side. You need to

703
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 1: watch your tone. Okay, man, you hey man, let me

704
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: let me let me ask you this though. Do you

705
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 1: know Julio? Do you know Julios? Yeah, I know Julios.

706
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,840
Speaker 1: That's that's my cousin. Man. What does he have to

707
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: do with Okay, okay, Julio is the one that told

708
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 1: me to call you. This is nephew Tommy from the

709
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your cousins just got me

710
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:50,760
Speaker 1: the prank phone call you nah man? I nah dude,

711
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 1: nah man, that's what and oh yeah, man, yeah, I

712
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 1: listen to that show. Man. Y'all got me what man? What?

713
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,479
Speaker 1: He well? I was ready to be a real mESC

714
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: from the hood. Man. God you all right, man, you

715
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: got me? Man, I was gonna go back to be

716
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: let my cousins. Boy, man, hey, man, I got one

717
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: more thing as you had war though, what is the

718
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the

719
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: land as Steve Harvey in the morning Man he got me, Hey, Tommy, Tommy, Man,

720
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: before you go, Man, We'll say, tell your boy Steve

721
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: towards the stay Seattles what those susan ain't homeboard from

722
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 1: the hood would love that man? He'd be one of

723
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: the homeboys. Man crazy, Yeah, yeah, right, a problem. Got

724
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: what you asked? I told y'all gonna make a hard left.

725
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 1: Look at my face. Played way too much play. I know,

726
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: I know, just because a man in Spanish does not

727
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: us you to write to call him and answer you

728
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: fix was not right? This one was not having it.

729
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 1: I worked at the bank of you. Yeah, you know what,

730
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 1: surely it's my job. Sure, it's my job. How many

731
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:19,280
Speaker 1: people surely do you know it's the job to be stupid?

732
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: How many people you know? Oh, but it's a lot

733
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: of people being stupid that we know. But I'm just

734
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: saying it's my job. Okay, you would do it for free.

735
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: You do it for free. Why are you Why are

736
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 1: you trying to bring my paint check? Don are you

737
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: trying to do that? You're not. You ain't gonna from

738
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: my stupidity. You can't help it. Tom all racial crossing.

739
00:49:49,719 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm crossing. I don't. I do not discriminate. I am

740
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: I am not racist. I am hitting everybody. So if

741
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: you would like me to prank phone call one of

742
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: your friends, or your pastor or your call worker or whatever.

743
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 1: I always thow that in calling you, you have to

744
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 1: get the pack. You know that was the one my mom.

745
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: And you know what's they're easy to find because they're

746
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: home now. So that's good. If you get that whole phone.

747
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. If you get that whole phone,

748
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 1: you win it. Thomas Miles dot com. Click on the

749
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: prank button, leave me all your information. I call you,

750
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 1: we talk, we get our little story together, we decide

751
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do, and the pranking begins. Thomas Miles

752
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Speaker 1: dot com. Stupidity and it's best. Yeah, Yeah, there's nothing better. Columbia,

753
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Speaker 1: South Kaka lak It. You live first baby at the

754
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 1: Koger that's right, the Cooga Performing Arts Center. The nephew

755
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 1: would becoming that spit and polish dappa as you know,

756
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: funny is all. Get out. Get your tickets there on

757
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 1: sale right now. That is once again Columbia South Cacallakhead

758
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 1: ju Live first pick us on sale right now. You

759
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: can get him at the box office. You can get

760
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: them at the ticket masks. I don't know. You can

761
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,680
Speaker 1: get them around the corner at the Bob's shop. You

762
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: can get it at Burgen King. I don't care where

763
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 1: you get it. You can get it because tickets the

764
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: old sale right now. Yeah, you know where you know

765
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:15,279
Speaker 1: anywhere you can drive through they might have now, okaylide through,

766
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: glide up through Popeyes, get you a two piece a

767
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,400
Speaker 1: biscuit and U and tell them you want two tickets

768
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 1: to see time. I promise you somebody to drive through.

769
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: Probably got there for you. Okay, all right, thank you, nephew.

770
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: Come on, it's time now when we come back for

771
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter, subject Doggy style Lifestyle. Wait to hear

772
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: this one. Okay, Okay, we'll be back with it right

773
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:44,799
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. All right, guys, time

774
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 1: now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need

775
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:51,759
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Speaker 1: just that simple. We could be reading your letter live

779
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Speaker 1: on the air, just like we're gonna read this one today. Okay, bulu,

780
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 1: hold on tight. We got it for you here. It

781
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: is a Strawberry letter subject Doggie style lifestyle Pere Stephen Shirley.

782
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 1: I am a twenty seven year old woman and I

783
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 1: just moved in with my boyfriend. We've been dating for

784
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: one year and we have a great relationship. But of

785
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:28,840
Speaker 1: course there's an issue, or I wouldn't be writing you.

786
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 1: I love making is very good, but we are never alone.

787
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 1: When we're intimate, there's always four extra eyes very close by,

788
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: staring at us. It's his dog. He has a Doberman

789
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: and a German Shepherd, and these dogs are very spoiled

790
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: and run the house. When my boyfriend and I get

791
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: in the bed, they jump into. Since I moved in,

792
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: my boyfriend has forced them to sleep on the floor

793
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: next to our bed. Since I did want them in

794
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 1: our bed, I have asked them. I have asked him

795
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: to put the dogs beds in the guest room so

796
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: they can sleep in there at night. But he says

797
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm being inconsiderate and silly. He says, they're dogs and

798
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 1: they don't understand what we're doing when we're intimate, but

799
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,320
Speaker 1: it creeps me out. They always come right up to

800
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 1: the bed and stare at us the entire time. I

801
00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 1: have asked my boyfriend over and over to close our

802
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: bedroom door and keep them out while we have sex,

803
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: but he says they will wind the entire time and

804
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 1: spoil the mood. I think this is very weird. I

805
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: can't enjoy sex with these two big dogs breathing on us.

806
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: How can I get them out of our bedroom? Or

807
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 1: maybe I should go and let the dog stay. I

808
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 1: didn't sign up for this doggie style life. Please help. Wow. Yeah,

809
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: I agree with you. This is weird. Okay, watching is watching.

810
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: I don't care if it is dogs watching. I don't

811
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,800
Speaker 1: care unless you're into that sort of thing, and clearly

812
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 1: you're not. This is weird. I mean, I think your

813
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: man should definitely put his dogs in another room or

814
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: give them something to do while you guys are doing it.

815
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: I think that's only normal. I mean, I know people

816
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 1: love their dogs and they're crazy about the dogs, and

817
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: they treat them like people and all of that, but

818
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 1: this right here is ridiculous. You're uncomfortable, you know, it

819
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 1: makes you feel creeped out and everything. I think he's

820
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 1: being disrespectful to you, putting the dogs above you. I

821
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: think he is, you know, because since you're officially moved

822
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: in now you know, I know, it hasn't been that long.

823
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 1: It's only been about a month or so, you say,

824
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: But guess what, it's your house too, so you get

825
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 1: to say something about you know, how you want your

826
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,399
Speaker 1: house to be run. You're the woman of the house.

827
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:50,359
Speaker 1: That means you shouldn't be uncomfortable in your own home.

828
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be uncomfortable in this relationship. It sounds like

829
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,239
Speaker 1: he's disregarding your feelings. You don't want the dogs in

830
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 1: there during intimacy. He doesn't seem to have a problem

831
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: with it. Is this a deal breaker to you? If

832
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:10,120
Speaker 1: it is, you're gonna have to keep it moving Steve. Well, well,

833
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 1: well let me just say this right here, if we

834
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: really in here, tell about some damn dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

835
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:24,879
Speaker 1: there were we're talking about in the bedroom dog. Now.

836
00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: Twenty seven year old ladies. She'd moved in with a boyfriend.

837
00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: They've been dating for a year. They got a great relationship.

838
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 1: But like she said in her letter, you know, something

839
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:37,160
Speaker 1: gotta be wrong that I wouldn't be writing y'all. I

840
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: love making this very good, but we're never alone. It's

841
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 1: always extra eyes, very close. And it's two damn dogs.

842
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:53,520
Speaker 1: Now these ain't chas and you know, you know, shit suits,

843
00:55:53,800 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 1: and these ain't little picking knees Jesus Germans shepherds. And yeah,

844
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 1: he took damn big ass dogs. Now all up in

845
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: the here. You got these big dogs in your house

846
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 1: and you want them in the other room. Now you

847
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: had your you had your boyfriend kick him out the bed.

848
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,839
Speaker 1: I didn't understand that they're getting up in the bed.

849
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: Now they ain't when we stay get in the floor,

850
00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: his sheets, his best bread steak. Because she let me

851
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: explain something to you. Dogs smell like dogs. I don't

852
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,800
Speaker 1: kill who the hell you bathe them every day? Dogs

853
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:37,359
Speaker 1: still smell like dogs. Now as soon as you bathe them,

854
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: they go okay, but don't let the hand run outside

855
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,800
Speaker 1: and come back in. They goes outside and gets a

856
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 1: lot of dogs on them. And now they back in

857
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: the house. So now you want them in the other room.

858
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:59,920
Speaker 1: You ask him to do that, he says, you're being inconsiderate. Wow, okay, Now,

859
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 1: howld is your man and is he stupid? Don't you

860
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 1: think they're around the same age? How old is your

861
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 1: man and is he stupid? To tell your woman you

862
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: being and considerate? Now, Shirley said it right. Because you're

863
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:18,400
Speaker 1: the woman of the house. You can't be uncomfortable in

864
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 1: your own home ever. Ever. A woman should never be

865
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: uncomfortable in her home. Ever. I got news for you.

866
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:36,200
Speaker 1: A man should never be uncomfortable in their home ever.

867
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 1: And your children deal with it. But even a child

868
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: wants to come home and be comfortable. I don't care

869
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 1: if it's just in their room. Everybody wants a place

870
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:54,440
Speaker 1: where they can go and be comfortable. But the dogs

871
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,640
Speaker 1: can't have the run of the house. Shirley's absolutely right.

872
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 1: You deserve to have comfort in your home and you

873
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: can get it. I'm just gonna tell you what's gonna

874
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,640
Speaker 1: happen during end of the thing. If we don't get

875
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 1: the dogs out, then I'm gonna just I'm something. If

876
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: I wake up the other night with your Doberman licking

877
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: your hand, man, it freaks you outta God, damn just

878
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: shot him through that sitting Tom and Jan a cat carton.

879
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 1: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming

880
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 1: up at twenty three after the hour, subject of the

881
00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter today doggie style lifestyle. Right after this you're

882
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 1: listening to show? All right, come on, let's recap today's

883
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 1: Strawberry letters. A seven year old man Tyler letter? Is

884
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 1: what you doggie style lifestyle? Wow? She got moved in

885
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: with a boyfriend. Been there for a you that the

886
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,400
Speaker 1: dogs is getting home the nerves because when they intimate,

887
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 1: the ain't never ruined by their self day and they're

888
00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:07,120
Speaker 1: watching cry Now she wants dogs to be put out.

889
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,120
Speaker 1: He didn't told a girl he didn't putting them out

890
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: because she being inconsiderate and silly. That is what you

891
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 1: think the dog think. If the dog don't even know

892
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:19,520
Speaker 1: what's happening, I promise you that big ass is wondering,

893
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: what is all is moaning? What is all is driving?

894
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: Why y'all naked? You're fitting the heels? Next thing you know,

895
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a dog moving in close because dogs

896
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 1: like to sniff. Now, I'm just telling you facts about dogs.

897
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 1: That's their primary sense. It's not feel, it's smell and taste.

898
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 1: They gonna eventually comes sniffing around. Now I'm a little

899
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 1: edgy when the dog is sniffing me with my clothes on.

900
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: Now I'm somewhere ass naked. What I can't have it

901
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 1: that little cold ass load touching. You know, the nose

902
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:05,400
Speaker 1: be cold. Yeah, you're on your back and all of

903
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: a sudden you feel this a little cold dot on

904
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: your ass. You really need this visual. Yeah, you need

905
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 1: this visual because we gotta get the dogs out this rule. Now,

906
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help this lady wrote this. Let them.

907
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:19,040
Speaker 1: Now you think you're tripping right now, that's because they

908
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 1: ain't moved in to participate. But them dogs is fitting

909
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:25,760
Speaker 1: to participate. Oh we played they thank y'all in the planning.

910
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: They're gonna want in on that. That's gonna start with

911
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 1: the breathing. Then it's gonna go to sniffing. They ain't

912
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:36,200
Speaker 1: gonna be smelling your breath either. Now he might be

913
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,280
Speaker 1: all right with that because you know how it probably

914
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: had a little cold nose on his ass before I'm

915
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 1: telling you he has he'd been in that house with

916
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:51,479
Speaker 1: these dogs. You inconsider you silly? Yeah, he comfortable. They've

917
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: been in the bed before. She moved in. He's slipperty,

918
01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: too big ass dog. Them stinking in My damn dog

919
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 1: smell like a dog. He got bad breath, man, Go

920
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 1: get away from me. There are a lot of dog lovers,

921
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 1: Steve do you can be a dog lover. This my joke.

922
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: My joker is for people that ain't dog lovers. This

923
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,080
Speaker 1: is my joke. Is not fun. Dog lovers, you might not.

924
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: I don't think that's fun at all. But how high

925
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 1: it is to me? She says, they're very spoiled and

926
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: they run the house. Hell yeah, they spoiled, they run

927
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 1: the house. But now here, come on. See now we

928
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 1: didn't breathed, and we'd just sniffed. I ain't got nothing

929
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:33,000
Speaker 1: to tell you said it wasn't next Now okay, if

930
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,760
Speaker 1: we didn't done all the breathing and all the sniffing,

931
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:40,280
Speaker 1: tell me what you'd have seen your dog do? That

932
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: makes you uncomfortable? And every body is uncomfortable with it,

933
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 1: even a dog lover. How many times you've been sitting

934
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:50,560
Speaker 1: up there eating your plate and you look over there

935
01:01:50,840 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 1: and here snash, it's going to town man, because eat

936
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 1: Mardree loves dog, but damn bad. Sometimes we get in

937
01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: front of that fireplace, and ain't nobody looking? And Bad

938
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: just started looking everywhere, and now Marjorie don't want a

939
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,240
Speaker 1: damn dog no more? Stop it. Bad and Bad be

940
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:19,880
Speaker 1: looking up like what a dog? Stop? And I'm looking

941
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:24,920
Speaker 1: at him, going, oh my god, that gentleman. Yeah, if

942
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:28,840
Speaker 1: I could do that, you could do? What if I

943
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:37,560
Speaker 1: could do what my dog dog to myself? You know

944
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:41,040
Speaker 1: the moment I would have been in had so crazy, Steve,

945
01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 1: where you I ain't coming in today's happening. I'm busy

946
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 1: I'm doing though. So now I ain't said nothing nasty.

947
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: I'm not said nothing cruel. I'm allowing you to write

948
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 1: your own joke on your way to work. But we

949
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:03,439
Speaker 1: all know what our dogs do that embarrass us. Yeah,

950
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 1: well he gonna walk up to you and really embarrass you.

951
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 1: He said, wait a minute. Oh oh, everybody got the

952
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: oh oh, everybody got the ears out. Now, oh oh,

953
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 1: there's what we're doing. First, he's gonna start with Jess itself. Oh,

954
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 1: there's what we're doing. Dogs are smart. You've got to

955
01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 1: get these dogs out of your bed room because eventually

956
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: they're gonna want to make want to participate. Is this

957
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 1: a deal breaker? I think it is. Now here's what

958
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,640
Speaker 1: I think you could do, young ladies. This is I

959
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 1: think you can solve the problem. You're going to have

960
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 1: to issue an ultimatum. Either you put the dogs out

961
01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 1: of the bedroom and get comfortable and make them get

962
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,520
Speaker 1: okay with being in the room. They're gonna learn to

963
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 1: stop the whining. They're gonna stop, and if you don't

964
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:57,160
Speaker 1: get them used to it, then you're gonna hear my

965
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,680
Speaker 1: wine and we're gonna see which one of these you like,

966
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: the dog's wine and of my wine, because my wining

967
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:08,439
Speaker 1: comes with consequences. I'm not making love anymore in front

968
01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:12,760
Speaker 1: of these damn dogs. I'm not doing it now. I

969
01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 1: want to be with you, but I'm not doing it

970
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 1: anymore in front of these dogs. Period. Secondly, if that

971
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 1: don't work, here comes to other ultimatums. Either you put

972
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 1: the dogs out, I'll go out. Let me go back

973
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:30,680
Speaker 1: to where I was until the dogs can sleep on

974
01:04:30,880 --> 01:04:33,520
Speaker 1: their own. Because all you want to say have privacy.

975
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 1: You didn't ask the man to get rid of the dogs.

976
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:41,240
Speaker 1: You just ask him to move the dogs around. So

977
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 1: those are the ultimatums. I can't do this anymore with

978
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 1: these dogs. I'm uncomfortable. Call me silly if you want to,

979
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:49,880
Speaker 1: But I tell you who really gonna look silly? You are?

980
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 1: And that with them damn dogs and y'all looking at

981
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:58,040
Speaker 1: each other now they can lick themselves. You can't. All right, guys,

982
01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Email us are in gram.

983
01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:02,959
Speaker 1: That's your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter. It's Steve Harvey.

984
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 1: F M. You're listening, all right? Come on? Steve introduced

985
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 1: Jay as he murders another Jay are brown all right

986
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 1: to day's hit. It's very it's very dead to me.

987
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 1: And I got this from my buddy Steve. He said,

988
01:05:20,040 --> 01:05:25,439
Speaker 1: my wife, Uh, where's these damn capri pants all the time?

989
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:30,720
Speaker 1: And he's really sick of it? Could you write a song? Then?

990
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 1: Some of these ladies know that you can't win these

991
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 1: pants all the damn time. Check it out, girls a sexy,

992
01:05:57,560 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 1: all the meat on the moans. Some outfits look good

993
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 1: on y'all. Some us you leave alone. Well, I mean

994
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 1: to let you know, girl, on stair round, I'll get

995
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:18,040
Speaker 1: someone dress or tape battle grief. As long as those

996
01:06:18,160 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 1: pants a long leads no blood side the breeds get

997
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:33,160
Speaker 1: one batch. You was the seed of that I below

998
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:40,880
Speaker 1: your knees. They look at up nine kneel on knees.

999
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 1: Those pants don't have set some people, but he's his me.

1000
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: You willing too much like six times voween, So do

1001
01:06:56,080 --> 01:07:08,560
Speaker 1: me favor girl, won't you burn coprich big? And you

1002
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:18,280
Speaker 1: please so long as Penny's second time breach say it

1003
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 1: should have a right to me. You got you gott it.

1004
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:37,720
Speaker 1: You gotta stop windows compete says to please wear one

1005
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 1: like bire Hey, you really were a singer and your

1006
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:49,400
Speaker 1: yes and you're done said it. He did sleep say

1007
01:07:50,680 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 1: you just roll a piece, not them too much. I see, babe.

1008
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:08,640
Speaker 1: You didn't lose any friends on that jun He didn't

1009
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:14,439
Speaker 1: lose any friends on that one. But next week you're

1010
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:20,560
Speaker 1: listening all right? Time for comedy roulette. Now, okah, this

1011
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:23,760
Speaker 1: is always on. You set it up. Please let do

1012
01:08:23,880 --> 01:08:26,320
Speaker 1: this every week. You give us some subject because you

1013
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:30,799
Speaker 1: guys test our comedy ability. Put five subjects on the wheel.

1014
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:35,519
Speaker 1: Then the wheel wedge. Stop. We will do the damn thing.

1015
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:37,640
Speaker 1: What you got? What you got? All right? Here we go.

1016
01:08:38,160 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 1: First subject, dang dog, while your pants so hot? That's

1017
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,960
Speaker 1: good too. It's all you can eat, but not at

1018
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 1: one time. Okay, here's number three. Dang girl, that's way

1019
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:57,920
Speaker 1: too much lip gloss. Okay, no, no, no, no, don't

1020
01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 1: take these personals. Don't take a number four. You need

1021
01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,920
Speaker 1: to just cut the rest of that hair on off.

1022
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:11,840
Speaker 1: I like that one, all right. And number five, that's

1023
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:25,559
Speaker 1: not a manly dog. That's not a manly dog. Dog.

1024
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:31,680
Speaker 1: Dang girl, that's way too much lip blos. Let me tell,

1025
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 1: let me shut your You know you got on too

1026
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,720
Speaker 1: much lip bloss. When I see you and I can

1027
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 1: see my reflection and I'm thinking to myself, Lord, I

1028
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,160
Speaker 1: wish I had a squeege you. You know what I'm

1029
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:49,560
Speaker 1: telling what you got nippo. I don't really like seeing this,

1030
01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:52,600
Speaker 1: but I've had this happened before. I've been in a

1031
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:56,040
Speaker 1: situation if I'm trying to kiss you and you gotta

1032
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:59,240
Speaker 1: way too much niplo. We can't kiss because I keep sliding,

1033
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:04,760
Speaker 1: I keep sliding off your mouth. This is way too

1034
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:08,760
Speaker 1: much niplock. Let me take some of this off. That

1035
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:13,360
Speaker 1: way too much. It's way too much lip blof. When

1036
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:16,680
Speaker 1: you eat a chicken leg and take one bite, but

1037
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:19,720
Speaker 1: the rest of the leg is pink all around the leg,

1038
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,639
Speaker 1: Come on, man, you gotta take some of that down.

1039
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Speaker 1: That way too much lip bloves, Man, you got on

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01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:34,760
Speaker 1: too much lip bloss. If it looked like slob, you

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01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:41,120
Speaker 1: can't tell, that's too weird. You know you got on

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01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 1: too much lip blofs when your lips is leaking on

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01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:51,880
Speaker 1: the right, on the side and just dripping down. One

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01:10:51,960 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 1: time fed on so much red niplock. What I wanted

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01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:03,639
Speaker 1: to know? I said, Damn, who hit you in the mouth? Help? Yeah,

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01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:08,400
Speaker 1: you don't just hit my girl? All right, all right,

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01:11:08,479 --> 01:11:10,640
Speaker 1: all right, all right. You know you gotta way too

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01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:12,960
Speaker 1: much little gloves. When I walk in the room and

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01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:16,720
Speaker 1: everybody got your lip blows on because you didn't kiss them,

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01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:24,280
Speaker 1: everybody wearing it. Now, that's a lot of gloves. If

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01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 1: you're talking, and it didn't looked like somebody flashes his

1052
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:40,479
Speaker 1: on that too much? You know you got on a

1053
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:43,000
Speaker 1: lot of lip blow. When you open your mouth you

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01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:48,040
Speaker 1: make a bubble, it's a lot of little cloths. That's

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01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:51,320
Speaker 1: a lot of I tell you right now, you got

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01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:53,560
Speaker 1: on a lot of lip clothes. I look at you,

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01:11:54,160 --> 01:12:03,519
Speaker 1: and I see flies trapped stuffed up round your mouth.

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01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:11,719
Speaker 1: You didn't tramp the much a flat wild I said,

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01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:20,040
Speaker 1: a lot of that too. You know you wear too

1060
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:23,880
Speaker 1: much livelof If anything we said then pissed you out

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01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:32,760
Speaker 1: and about be a man? Why didn't tell them about me?

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01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:38,439
Speaker 1: You know who you are? You all right? Thanks guys always,

1063
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:45,080
Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to morning show. I think

1064
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 1: all of us have this fear, uh if we work

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01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:51,240
Speaker 1: this shift, this morning shift, over sleeping and being late

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Speaker 1: for work. Obviously I don't. You don't have that fear.

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01:12:57,479 --> 01:13:01,519
Speaker 1: I do. Uh So, So the question is how many

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01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:04,479
Speaker 1: alarms do you set in the morning to make sure

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01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:07,840
Speaker 1: you're on time for work? I got two? You have

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Speaker 1: two alarms? To Tommy, yeah, I have too. You don't

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01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,920
Speaker 1: have that fear, Steve that if we oversleep, if we

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Speaker 1: see daylight, for us, it's on. I just kid that

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Speaker 1: the other day. I just did it the other day.

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01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:26,600
Speaker 1: Woke up mad at you guys because you didn't call me.

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01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,800
Speaker 1: I ain't no since a Russian if you see that daylight,

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01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:34,040
Speaker 1: ain't since morning radio. Y No. I woke up one

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01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 1: time and saw daylight. I'm not The lamps over and

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01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:43,680
Speaker 1: everything sail over the rug? Right, So you say you

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01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:48,240
Speaker 1: said to Tommy Carl, you said too, What about you, junior? Fo?

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01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:54,360
Speaker 1: You set four Okay. I usually don't set the alarm,

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01:13:54,520 --> 01:13:57,200
Speaker 1: but if I do, I only need one. I just

1082
01:13:57,360 --> 01:14:00,840
Speaker 1: wake up. I'm up there early. But Junior pour for Yeah,

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01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:03,720
Speaker 1: well you know where he got sick or sale? I

1084
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:07,799
Speaker 1: got it. Yeah, I gotta do three tip of your chicks.

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01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:10,719
Speaker 1: I got all kinds of stuff I got to do first.

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01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 1: You most Americans set four alarms, most of them. Four

1087
01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:19,479
Speaker 1: most Americans. But let's see that people don't like their job.

1088
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:22,840
Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

1089
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:25,519
Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after we'll play a round

1090
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:28,600
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Right after this. You're listening to

1091
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:32,719
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, and it's time now to play around

1092
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:36,679
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Let's just jump right in. Would

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01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:41,720
Speaker 1: you rather have the details of your financial life or

1094
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:49,120
Speaker 1: your love life made public? Show all his money? Oh yeah, yeah,

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01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:52,639
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're going on these banks. I don't see everything.

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01:14:53,960 --> 01:15:00,720
Speaker 1: M and the quiet one, the rich man, would you

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01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:03,840
Speaker 1: who's very quiet? Would you rather have the details of

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01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:09,439
Speaker 1: your financial life or of your love life be made public? Yeah?

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01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:15,439
Speaker 1: And we're waiting, deep breathing, Go ahead and jump to

1100
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:22,840
Speaker 1: tell people jump either way? Yeah you do? Wait what

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01:15:23,040 --> 01:15:28,760
Speaker 1: it don't matter you don't really matter, or go to

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01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 1: prison for four years. It's that option. No, there's no

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01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:43,599
Speaker 1: SI prison. You're willing to go to prison deep anyway.

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01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:51,920
Speaker 1: So I probably have to go on do the money.

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01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,640
Speaker 1: Yeah you can't. What? Yeah? I had to go and

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01:15:55,720 --> 01:16:01,519
Speaker 1: show the money, see if you could? What? Huh? Why

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01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:04,080
Speaker 1: we don't ask y'all? Why we don't ask y'all these

1108
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:08,799
Speaker 1: questions sometimes because it's for the comedians on this year. Okay,

1109
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:13,519
Speaker 1: that's why I wasn't get then you know nothing about me.

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01:16:13,560 --> 01:16:18,519
Speaker 1: I want to ask you what he going over it

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01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:24,840
Speaker 1: in his mask to pay fifteen and look at this

1112
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:35,760
Speaker 1: on the fifth row, y'all will be a shocks. What

1113
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:51,920
Speaker 1: where was y'all have your finance? Yeah? Yeah for the

1114
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:55,360
Speaker 1: next next quarter. Oh, we're getting out of this one. Okay.

1115
01:16:55,840 --> 01:17:00,080
Speaker 1: Would you rather? Uh? Would you? I'd rather know this?

1116
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:07,080
Speaker 1: Questions ahead attack. Would you rather eat pizza or ice

1117
01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:12,120
Speaker 1: cream as the only food for eternity? Which one? Pick one?

1118
01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:18,400
Speaker 1: Would you rather eat pizza? I love ice cream, but

1119
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:23,599
Speaker 1: I'm topping. Yeah, soon as I get up in the morning,

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01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:28,599
Speaker 1: I gotta eat some damn ice cream rich or something.

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Speaker 1: All right, Thanks guys. That's today's edition of would you

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01:17:36,080 --> 01:17:38,320
Speaker 1: rather coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 1: it is our last break of the day, and of

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01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,920
Speaker 1: course we will have some closing remarks from our fearlessly

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Speaker 1: fearless leader, the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,

1127
01:17:50,320 --> 01:17:56,719
Speaker 1: last break of the day. Wow, what a wild ride today. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: but now it's always uh, you're here with your closing remarks. Yeah.

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01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:08,639
Speaker 1: My closing remarks today is I want to remind everyone

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01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:15,000
Speaker 1: about the things you're going through. I want to remind

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01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 1: you about some of the things that's happening to you,

1132
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:26,360
Speaker 1: especially for those of you that are hurting. Everybody is hurting.

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01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:31,760
Speaker 1: All of us are sick with something. All of us,

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01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:39,320
Speaker 1: every living human being. Nobody is pure and clean. No

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01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:42,880
Speaker 1: one is pure and clean. No one is without hurt,

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01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:47,800
Speaker 1: no one is without pain, no one is without suffering.

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01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:52,880
Speaker 1: All of us are hurting some kind of way. It's

1138
01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:58,679
Speaker 1: because that's life. That's life, man. Now, how we handle

1139
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:04,320
Speaker 1: the hurt, the pain, and the suffering, that depends on

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01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:09,280
Speaker 1: how our mental state is. I've often said it before.

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01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:13,040
Speaker 1: If you change your attitude, you change your altitude. If

1142
01:19:13,520 --> 01:19:18,360
Speaker 1: hurt pain and suffering are a part of life, then

1143
01:19:18,439 --> 01:19:21,479
Speaker 1: it must be how you handle the hurt, pain and

1144
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:25,479
Speaker 1: suffering that determines the outcome of a lot of it.

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01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:31,240
Speaker 1: So this today is for the hurting. This message today

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01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:36,719
Speaker 1: is for people in pain. This message today offer people

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01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:40,960
Speaker 1: who are suffering. I say this to you because I

1148
01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:46,200
Speaker 1: fit in all three of these categories. Oftentimes it regardless

1149
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:48,639
Speaker 1: is what you was, Steve, how you in pain, suffering

1150
01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:51,320
Speaker 1: and you hurting? You got this and you got that.

1151
01:19:51,880 --> 01:19:54,559
Speaker 1: That ain't got nothing to do with it. I wish,

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01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:58,320
Speaker 1: I wish you could make money and that would make

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01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:02,200
Speaker 1: your life smooth it I'm telling you right now, I don't.

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01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:04,320
Speaker 1: So if you think if your money gonna make you happy,

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01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:07,000
Speaker 1: money does not make you happy, and money does not

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01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:11,320
Speaker 1: make your life right. It gives you more choices in life.

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01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:15,400
Speaker 1: It's what it does. What money actually does is it

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01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:20,800
Speaker 1: takes all emergencies and turns them into mere inconveniences. It

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01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:25,439
Speaker 1: takes most all emergencies. Your car breakdown, that could be

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01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:28,240
Speaker 1: emergency in somebody's life. That's not an emergency in my

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01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:31,920
Speaker 1: life because I can straighten that out. You follow what

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01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:34,679
Speaker 1: I'm saying that as some things that money can't fix

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01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:38,120
Speaker 1: you lose a love one. No amount of money you

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01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:43,240
Speaker 1: have eases the hurt, the pain, or the suffering. Nothing

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01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:49,120
Speaker 1: nothing fixes that. So this message is for the hurt,

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01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:53,120
Speaker 1: the pain, and the suffering. Here's what you have to understand.

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01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:58,479
Speaker 1: Everything you're going through is God preparing you for what

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01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:02,840
Speaker 1: you ask for. If you ask for big stuff, much

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01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:05,600
Speaker 1: is going to be quiet for you to do. In

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01:21:05,800 --> 01:21:09,400
Speaker 1: order to attain the big stuff, to whom much is given,

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01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:14,400
Speaker 1: much is required. And in the requirements that comes some

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01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:19,520
Speaker 1: pain that comes from suffering, that comes from hurt. Nobody

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01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:22,519
Speaker 1: going through this life free and clear. You understand me

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01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:27,479
Speaker 1: so quick, tripping man, because God is processing you. So

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01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:30,160
Speaker 1: you got to deal with the tests that come, because

1176
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:32,880
Speaker 1: you can't have a testimony without the test. You have

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01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:35,479
Speaker 1: to deal with the things that are confronting you. And

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01:21:35,560 --> 01:21:37,720
Speaker 1: that's how you deal with the things that's confronting you

1179
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:41,280
Speaker 1: can determine the outcome. You can't stop nothing that happens

1180
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:44,479
Speaker 1: to you, but you can fix your attitude when it does.

1181
01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:51,280
Speaker 1: Because it's coming. Life's waves and tides and billows and storms.

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01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:57,480
Speaker 1: They're coming. It's just what you do about it. Understand

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01:21:57,600 --> 01:22:00,760
Speaker 1: that you are in the process and when you're being

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01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:03,560
Speaker 1: processed on what you think of your history, name me

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01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:07,280
Speaker 1: one thing that God hasn't brought you through, And if

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01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:10,360
Speaker 1: he hasn't brought you through it, he's currently pulling you

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01:22:10,479 --> 01:22:14,360
Speaker 1: through it right now. You have survived far more than

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01:22:14,439 --> 01:22:17,760
Speaker 1: you thought you could, ever thought you would, or ever

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01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:20,479
Speaker 1: thought you'd have to. And the reason I know is

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01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:24,080
Speaker 1: because you can hear me talking right now. God's track

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01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:27,840
Speaker 1: record with you is outstanding. He has done the in

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01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:31,479
Speaker 1: thinkable for you time and time again. God has delivered

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01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:33,639
Speaker 1: you in times when you didn't even think you could

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01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:36,479
Speaker 1: ever get delivered. He didn't delivered you so many times

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01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:39,560
Speaker 1: you forgot the delivery date. You just showed up and

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01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:42,040
Speaker 1: it was all right, and you just forgot to thank

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01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:47,000
Speaker 1: him that day. For God's track record, he's batting a thousand.

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01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:50,479
Speaker 1: So while you're being processed, know that this too shall

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Speaker 1: pass and you'll be on to something else. And He

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01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:57,600
Speaker 1: just does what he does over and over again. So

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01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:00,680
Speaker 1: God is processing you. He ain't through what you yet,

1202
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:04,680
Speaker 1: so quit tripping because God ain't through with you yet.

1203
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:09,360
Speaker 1: You just being processed. You're being tested to see if

1204
01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 1: what you really want you're asking him for, it's what

1205
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:16,439
Speaker 1: you really want. Just pass the tests, keep waking up,

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01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:20,799
Speaker 1: keep being grateful, keep thinking him, and keep on pushing.

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01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,760
Speaker 1: God has a great life for you if you just

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01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:29,639
Speaker 1: remember that one thing He is processing you, the things

1209
01:23:29,720 --> 01:23:33,120
Speaker 1: you're going through, is preparing you for what you ask for.

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01:23:33,680 --> 01:23:38,280
Speaker 1: Just keep passing the tests, don't ever give up. The

1211
01:23:38,439 --> 01:23:42,720
Speaker 1: reward is coming. It'll be yours. As old people used

1212
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:47,559
Speaker 1: to say, victory, victory shall be mine, It'll be yours.

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01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,880
Speaker 1: I've seen it happen in my life thousands of time,

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01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:55,840
Speaker 1: when it looks so bad for me, and all of

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01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:58,400
Speaker 1: a sudden I came through it and on the other

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01:23:58,479 --> 01:24:03,240
Speaker 1: side the sun was okay. Same thing as in store

1217
01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:06,559
Speaker 1: for you. Just remember God is processing you, all right.

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01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:09,880
Speaker 1: Stay with it, y'all. Those are my clothes remarks today. Thanks.

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01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:16,519
Speaker 1: Huh oh oh oh, that was good man, That was good. Well,

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Speaker 1: y'all have a great weekend for all. Steve Harvey contests

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