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Speaker 1: ready ego you've heard in a while, the Jews Show.

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Speaker 1: What's that, Johnny? You're thinking of stepping out to Susie's

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Speaker 1: my god, Johnny, have you gone mad? We haven't been

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Speaker 1: that's making this whole world insane. I tell you, absolutely, Batty,

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Speaker 1: nothing tonight anyhow. We're staying home tonight and gathering round

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Speaker 1: the radio to listen to one of our favorite talkies. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I heard that weird, bad eyed little man. Jewel on

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show has another round of crazy COVID stories

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Speaker 1: that we might have missed this week that will have

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Speaker 1: Here's one. Two women who are thirty four and forty

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Speaker 1: After they started criticizing parents before a virtual meeting started.

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Speaker 1: And that story had people going, what you get out

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Speaker 1: phone frame Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Hello, hell yeah, it's daddy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to meet my gal. Yeah yeah, her

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Speaker 1: a second, because Levi is on the phone and he's

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Speaker 1: my god, it's intense, Like, yeah, are you are you

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Speaker 1: having a big wedding? Um, it's it's not too big

420
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Speaker 1: of a wedding. We are trying to keep it down

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Speaker 1: to eighty people. Yeah, okay, pretty big. Yeah yeah, but

422
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Speaker 1: it's still small for a people some people have hundreds. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Especially it's like it's definitely the smallest wedding in my

424
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Speaker 1: family because I have a large family and he does too.

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Speaker 1: We have to cut a lot of people out of

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Speaker 1: the wedding or not, like just figure out who we're

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Speaker 1: going to invite. So I kind of came up with

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Speaker 1: something to help me cut the people out. Okay, that

429
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Speaker 1: sounds worrying. Who's getting xed out of your wedding? Who's

430
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Speaker 1: gonna die? Well, I figured i'd kind of like put

431
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Speaker 1: it on them in a sense. I feel like the

432
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Speaker 1: people that are there should be people that truly know us,

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Speaker 1: care about us. Right. So I've been texting in a

434
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Speaker 1: nonchalant way to my friends and just asking them random

435
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Speaker 1: questions about me. And that's how I know who's who

436
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: really knows me? And I feel like, who, so you

437
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Speaker 1: be at my wedding? You just text like you'll be.

438
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 1: It'll be a Tuesday at noon and you'll just text

439
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Speaker 1: a random friend like, Hey, what's my favorite color? Kind

440
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Speaker 1: of yeah, I've been asking them like, hey, do you

441
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Speaker 1: remember what my favorite dish was at that one restaurant?

442
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Speaker 1: To this restaurant? Like all the time. A bad idea.

443
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Speaker 1: I know your true friends are. It would be a

444
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: bad idea though, if you had no true friends. Yeah,

445
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Speaker 1: everybody's getting all the questions wrong. You're like, I don't

446
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Speaker 1: nobody knows me any Have you had anybody that you're

447
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Speaker 1: definitely that you've been surprised by their answer and how

448
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 1: much they don't know you. Um, yeah, it's actually one

449
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Speaker 1: of my really good friends who well, I thought she

450
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Speaker 1: was one of my really good friends. That she really

451
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Speaker 1: has no idea. I'm surprised she gets my name right.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for telling us your little secret. Rubble stale skin

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Speaker 1: also rumple steel skin. I looked it up while we

454
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Speaker 1: were doing that. I was paying attention. You don't worry about.

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Speaker 1: I was more paying attention to the video for rubble

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Speaker 1: steal skin. And apparently as a imp. He's an imp,

457
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Speaker 1: an imp who wanted gold or something. Oh, it's a

458
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Speaker 1: great recap. That was good. I'm enticed. Yeah, thank you

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Speaker 1: for tell us your dear little secret. Appreciate it. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little Secret? The Jewel Show on demand

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Speaker 1: What the Jewel Shows. Idiots in the News and Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the i n N, The Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. For Thursday, February twenty five,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh in great news today.

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Speaker 1: Day to day life is a lot less poopy than

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Speaker 1: previously thought. Yeah, why is that? If you have never

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Speaker 1: heard the term toilet plume before I have never get

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Speaker 1: ready to freak out for a second. But don't worry.

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Speaker 1: This is good news. Like I said, toilet plume is

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Speaker 1: the term for tiny germ filled droplets that end up

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Speaker 1: in the air when you flush the toilet. Oh, and

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Speaker 1: people have been stressing over it for years because experts

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Speaker 1: said that some of the plume can end up on

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Speaker 1: your toothbrush. In other words, you get fecal matter our toothbrush.

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Speaker 1: But a new study found out that we don't have

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Speaker 1: to worry about that. Oh that's nice. Yeah. Researchers at

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Speaker 1: Northwestern University analyzed the bacteria on thirty four used toothbrushes,

478
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Speaker 1: and they did find a lot of bacteria, but not

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Speaker 1: the type flush. That was good. Yeah, so just our

480
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Speaker 1: mouths are nasty not getting a toilet water on it.

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Speaker 1: The vast majority of microbes they found were the type

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Speaker 1: that live in your mouth and on your skin, but

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Speaker 1: not in your gut. Well that's good, So flushing probably

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Speaker 1: won't flink fecal matter all over your bathroom as previously thought.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for the info. Yep, that's a good news story

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Speaker 1: from the i n N, the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news and for our next story,

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Speaker 1: let's send it to Alex Fresh, who was on location,

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Speaker 1: probably in Los Angeles, California. Alex, I don't know, maybe,

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Speaker 1: but maybe not wherever doctor Dre lives. I forgot to

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Speaker 1: look to. Yeah, so I am in California. But if

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Speaker 1: you remember, recently, doctor Drey suffered a brain aneurysm and

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Speaker 1: he was hospitalized for some time, and all while trying

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Speaker 1: to navigate his divorce proceedings with his soon to be

495
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Speaker 1: gold digging ex wife Nicole Young. Yes. Um, well she

496
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Speaker 1: was just recently granted temporary small support right now, just

497
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Speaker 1: a one time payment of two million dollars. Oh that's all.

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Speaker 1: Who Wow. And Drey had a few things to say

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Speaker 1: about it in the studio really so he kind of,

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Speaker 1: you know, made a few raps about it, and I'm

501
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Speaker 1: going to read it to you what he said, Okay,

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Speaker 1: trying to kill me with them lies and that perjury.

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Speaker 1: I see you trying to f with me while I'm

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Speaker 1: in surgery, and I see you deathbed on some money.

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Speaker 1: Greedy b take a pick girl, you know how to

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Speaker 1: get that money. Wow. So he seems to have recovered

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Speaker 1: pretty well. Yeah, he seems to be getting over things.

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Speaker 1: It's fine, doctor Gray. Do you got your back? All right?

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Speaker 1: I's all I have sitting it back to you. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much, Alex. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story, let's send it to English Evan,

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Speaker 1: who's on location of the town hall meeting Indicator where

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Speaker 1: he's attempting to teach government officials how they can solve

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Speaker 1: disagreements by doing the cha cha slide. It's back no

516
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Speaker 1: single handedly reviving that guy's career. We're going, well, what's

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Speaker 1: your what's your news story on today? Thank you, Alex. Well,

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Speaker 1: my new story is about Tiger Woods. So I just

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Speaker 1: want everyone to know is like this guy growing up

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Speaker 1: is an absolute hero of mine. So here I always

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Speaker 1: like clearing news like no hands hearing. It's like, this

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Speaker 1: really hurts my heart. No time to get sunky. Horribly horrible.

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows what happened to Tiger. They don't. That's why

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a story. Okay, almost broke his legs, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was in a very bad car accident, but it

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Speaker 1: was a single car c everybody knows, No, they don't,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't know. I do want to know one thing though,

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Speaker 1: and he might not know. Okay, So a single car crash,

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Speaker 1: single car car crash, How how is it a single

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Speaker 1: car Okay? Well, I think because also he was pictured

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Speaker 1: with Dwayne Wade where he was looking a bit suspect,

532
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: like his eyes were very rare, and when he was

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Speaker 1: talking he didn't sound like totally smooth or with it.

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Speaker 1: If he was under the influence. Then I'm glad that

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Speaker 1: he almost broke his legs. Sorry, not sorry, Well, I

536
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Speaker 1: am kind of sorry, because you know, I'm very sure

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Speaker 1: you can never play golf again about that. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: risking other people's lives. He could have he could have

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Speaker 1: killed somebody else. That's my hero who is drinking and

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Speaker 1: driving most likely my hero baby. I like how that's

541
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Speaker 1: how we solve disagreements on this show. We sing in

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Speaker 1: you could I could take away like pain. Well, he

543
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: can't think it's a morphine, but he probably has. He

544
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Speaker 1: has some stints and some rods and stuff, and its

545
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Speaker 1: legs now and he's not doing too all. So that's

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Speaker 1: still a great guy in my books. How how Because

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Speaker 1: it's the scale of how good you are as to

548
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Speaker 1: what you've done, how good you are golf, How good

549
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Speaker 1: you are, how many lives you're going to risk drinking

550
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Speaker 1: and driving? How many times? Yeah, and how many how

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Speaker 1: you're ruining your family by waitress. I'm just saying, Las

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Speaker 1: Vegas still a hero, Still still a hero, Your hero.

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Speaker 1: It's like, it's like, I don't want to use that example.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say Michael Jackson, but that one terrible.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I should just send you down to his hospital

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Speaker 1: and have you take a picture with him right by

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Speaker 1: his bedside. What I'm going to post it on my mind.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you'll tweet about it. I'm gonna say I

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Speaker 1: will tweet about it, Alex. This just in on the

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Speaker 1: I N and the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news the news English. Evan has revealed

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Speaker 1: that his heroes are Tiger and Michael Jackson. Find some

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Speaker 1: new heroes. I'm just saying, it's great, Evan. No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: You're about to lose the job. But that means the

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Speaker 1: I n N it is over for the day. Oh nothing,

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Speaker 1: lose yo job, Alex, yo job to lose yo job? Nothing?

567
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Speaker 1: And that was the I n N, The idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news. Tune in

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Speaker 1: tomorrow for another same time, for another hard same time tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: This is I Am thank you News News the Jubil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame day mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's one. He's no, it's cool, bro go out later,

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Speaker 1: Like we can go out a little while. I just like,

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Speaker 1: I gotta call him it boss. No, we'll go out, No, dude,

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Speaker 1: I'll meet up with you guys later. I just gotta

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Speaker 1: call for a raise real quick. Yeah, hello, excuse me? Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I said hello? Who is this? This is where you talk?

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00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: I say hello and then you talk. Oh oh yeah,

579
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Speaker 1: okay that's a good point. Um. So this is Chat Michaelson, Sir.

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Speaker 1: What can I do for you? I was just calling

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Speaker 1: to let you know I'm I'm a way over and

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Speaker 1: I'll be there in about fifteen twenty minutes so we

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Speaker 1: can discuss my whole raise situation. Who do you think

584
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Speaker 1: you're talking to right now? Do you call a long number?

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Speaker 1: My name is Chat Michaelson, and I've been working for

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Speaker 1: your company for about fifteen years now, and I don't

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00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: think we've ever met, dude, So Hi, okay, Hi Chad?

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00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: What can I do for you. Um, it's actually chat.

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00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: So like I called you by the right name, so

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00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: I'd prefer if you also called me by the correct name.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like a mutual respect you Like, I

592
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: know you're my boss technically, but also like I think

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Speaker 1: I deserve the same kind of respect, So I am

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Speaker 1: your boss. Treat me with respect, okay, okay, And I

595
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,719
Speaker 1: probably should do that because anyway, I'm on my way

596
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 1: over right now. I'm gonna stop buying. Then we can

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Speaker 1: talk about when you're getting a raise your house. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there and probably like twenty minutes and

599
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: then maybe we can sit down and have a chat

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Speaker 1: about my raise. What how are you headed to my house?

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Speaker 1: How do you even know where I live? Well? How

602
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:16,719
Speaker 1: am I headed there? Like I have a car address?

603
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, that was easy. I just searched on

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Speaker 1: the internet, like I was able to use your phone number.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna head over because like I hate

606
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: to be like really be blunt about this, sir, but

607
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: you've been like severely underpaying me for a long time,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like ready for a raise, and I don't

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Speaker 1: want to show you how much I want it. That's

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Speaker 1: why I'm coming over. Okay, sir, it's actually chat to

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Speaker 1: my house, Chad, Sorry, Chat. You know I've come to

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Speaker 1: my house. I cannot use you a raise right now,

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Speaker 1: and I certainly am not taking meetings outside of the office. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: you should know this. Yea work Okay, but also like

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Speaker 1: nobody's going into the office right now because the whole

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Speaker 1: pandemonium that's like in the world, right, do you mean pandemic?

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Speaker 1: Chet Okay, maybe there's a reason why you haven't gotten

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00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: this race yet. You don't know the difference. You want

619
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 1: a pandemic or pandimonium. I don't know what you're talking about,

620
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: but I know that there's a pandemonium. Listen, I don't

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Speaker 1: want you coming to my house. Okay, you can call

622
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: my secretary and then she will set up something for later,

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Speaker 1: all right, you know sal Right? What about him? Oh well,

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Speaker 1: he's my direct supervisor. And he said that, like if

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Speaker 1: we ever have a problem, you told him to tell

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Speaker 1: us that you have an open door policy. That is

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00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: obviously referring to my office door. Ye, not my home door.

628
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 1: That is exactly what I'm talking about, bro. Your house

629
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 1: is your office right now, So like that's where the

630
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: door is that would be open if you were having

631
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,120
Speaker 1: an open door policy. What I'm saying is can I

632
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: to my house? Okay? I will not answer the door,

633
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: it will not be open. And by the way, I

634
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: will be talking to Sal later on to let him

635
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: know that you do not understand boundary. Will go home.

636
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: So are you saying that you would rather come over

637
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: to my apartment? Like it's not the cleanest right now,

638
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: and I would rather clean it if you were going

639
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: to come over, because like, you're not you're boss. You

640
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 1: clearly don't understand any simple instruction. Check how did you

641
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,240
Speaker 1: get hired in the first Okay, So that's the tricky

642
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 1: part because I don't actually work for you, like at all,

643
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: never like one bit. Yeah, I was lying about that. Well,

644
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,640
Speaker 1: what I know Sal, because he actually set you up

645
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 1: for a prank phone call. This is Jewel from The

646
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone brank on you. Your employee,

647
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: Sal set you up. What. Yeah, it's a joke, he says. Uh.

648
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:36,840
Speaker 1: He says that you've had a lot of people asking

649
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: for raises and things like that with ademic going on

650
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: and working from mom is driving a bit nut. So

651
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: I wanted to mess with you man, all I know

652
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: is somebody getting fired today. Wake up every morning with

653
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 1: jewbil phone pranks, we say, mornings on the twenties The

654
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:02,320
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand, It's time four of the Roses

655
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 1: only on the Jebel Show. Knowlogy has done a lot

656
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: for our society. It has made it possible for people

657
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,040
Speaker 1: to buy groceries without ever leaving the comfort of their

658
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 1: couch and testing. It's also made it possible for us

659
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: to laugh at funny videos of people falling down. Yeah.

660
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: It's also made it possible for us to laugh at

661
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 1: funny videos of old white people rapping. I think that's

662
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: all the internet has done for us. That's it. That's

663
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 1: that's all technology has done. Right. Another thing it has

664
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: done is it's made it very possible for people to

665
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: cheat on their partner. Yeah, while watching funny videos of

666
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: all people rapping. Anyway, today Hallie is on the phone

667
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: and because of technology, she thinks that her boyfriend of

668
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: about five is it about five years? Halle um? Not

669
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 1: quite not quite five years? Yeah, Okay, her boyfriend of

670
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: five years might be cheating her. So you think that

671
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: he's being shady with his technology, that's why. Yeah, right,

672
00:36:55,400 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: he's been just acting really different. For I mean, I

673
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: would say the last like at least like three four months, um,

674
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: and so like, I mean, we lived together, and so

675
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 1: he's being shady with his technology as far as like

676
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 1: his thought. Yeah, well it's it's everything. It's like I'll

677
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: come into the room and he'll have his laptop open

678
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: all sudden he'll shut it and put it down and

679
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: like all of a sudden, like start a conversation, like

680
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,399
Speaker 1: distraction from his own laptop or like he you know, again,

681
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: we live together, be normal for him to leave his

682
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 1: phone around, but now it's like if he leaves him

683
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom, he grabs the phone, put

684
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: it in his pocket, take with him. Well, you said

685
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: he's shutting his laptop when you come in the room.

686
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 1: Is he doing anything else with his hands? Because that reason,

687
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: I mean no, Like it'll literally be like you know,

688
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: he'll be sitting in there like watching TV and kind

689
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: of have it open them whatever, and I'll come in

690
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 1: to sit with him and he'll like shut It sounds

691
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:50,440
Speaker 1: like he's looking at something he doesn't want you to see. Yeah, yeah, something,

692
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,360
Speaker 1: And I don't really know what that might be, but

693
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 1: it's it's the fact that it's not just the laptop.

694
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: It's like I said, it's a phone too. It's like

695
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: he'll you know, he used to leave it just sitting

696
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: out like stuff on the table for setting together because

697
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: he went out whatever. And now it's like it's always

698
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: in his pocket, like I never really see his phone.

699
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: Have you asked him about it? Um? He just kind

700
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: of made excuses and I was like, oh no, it's

701
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 1: just like I don't I don't really know what you're

702
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: talking about. I don't think I've been doing anything differently.

703
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: I always just carrying my phone everywhere, you know, I'm

704
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: attached to my phone and not have you noticed how

705
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: he's setting it? Is he doing the face down thing? Yeah? Okay,

706
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,680
Speaker 1: that's always face down? Yeah, that's a big sign. Anytime

707
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: anybody sets their phone face down around me, I look

708
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: at him sideways no matter what, even at a business

709
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 1: meeting across a board room table. What are you hiding? Yeah,

710
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: because if he doesn't have anything to hide, he wouldn't

711
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: care if it was face up. Now, and everyone will

712
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: something sets their phone down like that, But if it's

713
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: always face down, it means they don't want you to

714
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,200
Speaker 1: see something on their phone. Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's

715
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: definitely weird and new. And then also he he's never

716
00:38:55,840 --> 00:39:00,040
Speaker 1: been like a social media person, and lately he he

717
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: downloaded Snapchat, and anytime I do happen to get a

718
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: glipse of what he's doing on the phone, he's like

719
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,879
Speaker 1: always on Snapchat. O. Snapchat's a really weird one too,

720
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: because like the message is delete after you immediately send them,

721
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 1: so that you can't really be cold if you can

722
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: only see like who you've been snapping, but it still

723
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: don't say maybe see the name. Yeah, it's very shady,

724
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: all right, So that does all sound weird? Have you

725
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 1: thought of how we could set him up to catch

726
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: him that would seem legit? So he's familiar with the

727
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: concept of the show, so I'm thinking like kind of

728
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 1: something personal to him that he wouldn't expect, Like he um,

729
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: he plays poker at actually like a pretty high level

730
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: and he goes to Vegas and stuff. Okay, I was thinking, Um,

731
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 1: maybe if you could have like a Vegas resort that

732
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 1: he would go to call him and say that they

733
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: have because he has, you know, he's like a member

734
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: and you know whatever, Like maybe they're reaching out to

735
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: him about some special offer. Or something is where does

736
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 1: he stay the most? He almost always stays at the

737
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: Um like he loves that place, and I know he's

738
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: signed up for like whatever their rewards thing is called there. Okay,

739
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: that's a good idea because Vegas hotels will bug you. Yeah,

740
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: they do, especially I mean you said he spends a

741
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 1: lot of money. So all right, Well, what we'll do

742
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: is we'll play a song google whatever their rewards program is,

743
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 1: come back, pretend to be from the and call him

744
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: with a free stay for him and someone special, and

745
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: also send them flowers and see whose name he gives us.

746
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,120
Speaker 1: That's a good idea. There's no way a gambler will

747
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: reject that. No, not at all. Does that sound like

748
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 1: it would work? Yeah, I think that that would be good. Okay,

749
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 1: I don't think he suspects anything. Cool, all right, we'll

750
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: play a song come back and do that and see

751
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: if we can catch them cheating in your War of

752
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 1: the Roses. To catch cheater next the Jubil Show. It's

753
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,439
Speaker 1: time four of the Roses only on the Gebil Show.

754
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: Grazzi Grazzi Grazzi Italian. Thank you that is Italian? Yeah,

755
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: yes it is. Because we're about to pretend to be

756
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,760
Speaker 1: from the Hotel Resort in Las Vegas and their rewards

757
00:40:55,840 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 1: program we just found out is the Grazzi program. And

758
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: the reason that I'm saying that is because Hallie is

759
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 1: on the phone. She thinks that her boyfriend of almost

760
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: five years, James, might be seeing somebody else, because all

761
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: of a sudden, he's become very shady with this technology

762
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 1: and even is now on Snapchat when he doesn't like

763
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,719
Speaker 1: social media. Yeah, so she's pretty sure something's going on.

764
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: And you said that he plays poker at a high level. Yeah,

765
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 1: like he goes and does all the tournaments. He goes

766
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: to Vegas like two or three times a year to

767
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 1: do this kind of stuff, all right, and he stays

768
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: And you said a good way to catch him would

769
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: be if we pretended to be from there and whatever

770
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: their program is for people who stay there a lot.

771
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 1: I'll doll this phone him right now and see if

772
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: we can find out if he's cheating. I'm sore. Hello. Hi,

773
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 1: my name is Chortle. I was calling from the Hotel

774
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: Resorting Casino in Las Vegas. I was looking for James. Yeah,

775
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: this is too. Hi James, Hi, how are you doing? Hey?

776
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 1: Thank you for being a member of our program and

777
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: for also staying at our hotel when you come to town.

778
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 1: We always appreciate it. Oh yeah, absolutely. You guys calling

779
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 1: me with special offers all the time. Is that what

780
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 1: this is? There? Like a special thing going on? Yeah,

781
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: calling with an offer. But it's not the normal kind

782
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: of thing that we do where we just let you

783
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: know about discounted rooms. We actually just wanted to give

784
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,320
Speaker 1: you a free gift. Oh there's no, you don't have

785
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: to spend any money here nothing. We just wanted to

786
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: reach out and say thank you and offer you a

787
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: free stay for a weekend and send flowers to the

788
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: person that you might want to take with you or

789
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 1: any anybody really, just like any anybody who want to

790
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: send flowers to just kind of a that sounds fantastic.

791
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: Holy Yeah, Well all I need from you we have

792
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: your information obviously. Were you interested in sending it's a

793
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 1: romantic bookay flowers, so somebody we're interested in sending that

794
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: to anybody? Yeah? Actually I am. What I'll need for

795
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,919
Speaker 1: that is pretty simple. I just need a name, something

796
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 1: you want to might want to write on a card,

797
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: if you want to write a card, and then I'll

798
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: get the address and stuff later. So who would you

799
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 1: like to send those roses too? Her name is Monica

800
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: m O N I c A. Okay, cool Monica? And

801
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 1: did you want to do a card or no? Absolutely,

802
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: go ahead whenever you're ready. What would you like to

803
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: say in the card? Looking forward to an amazing we

804
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 1: can get away? Love it? It'd be cooler if you

805
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: were taking your girlfriend though? Uh? Would you say? I said,

806
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 1: it'd be cooler if you're taking your girlfriend with you

807
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: to Vegas? Do you think? Yeah? I think? Um? Wait,

808
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: who is this? Do you want to tell him? Where?

809
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: Should I? Halle? Oh? I'll tell him, Hi James? But

810
00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: Hi a name? Hey j that's that voice sound Flamerica?

811
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 1: Because it sounds to me like it's your girlfriend Hallie.

812
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 1: I don't know her very well. I just talked to

813
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 1: her a second ago. But that sounds like Hallie's voice,

814
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: doesn't it not Monica's. Um? Well, um, James, what's going on? Yeah?

815
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: I felt like you're gonna ask that. I don't know why,

816
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:19,439
Speaker 1: but I want to. I'll explain. This is the Jewels Show.

817
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: My name is Jewel, I'm Alex, I'm Evan And on

818
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: the phone is your girlfriend Hallie? I think you already

819
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 1: know her, but it's a radio show where if somebody

820
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: thinks that they're significant other's cheating on them, they can

821
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 1: ask us to try to catch them. And it sounds

822
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 1: like we've got another one in the back, Yes we do.

823
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: Can you, like please just tell me what's going on?

824
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:43,279
Speaker 1: It's first, it's not what you think. Monica is just

825
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 1: a really good at a really rough time. Okay, So

826
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: so you're gonna make a really good friend for a

827
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: romantic trip to Vegas. She has some really bad family

828
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: trouble right now. She's not on her right head, and

829
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 1: I just wanted to get her away from her for

830
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 1: a weekend. Okay, So why is it the first I'm

831
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,959
Speaker 1: hearing of Monica? If she's a friend, she's a friend

832
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: from a long time ago. She lives very far away.

833
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 1: I don't talk to her that much except through the

834
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: phone to a friend. And you couldn't like tell me, like,

835
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 1: isn't that you've been snapshining that was talking about? I mean,

836
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: there's really no reason that you should be taking another

837
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: female to Vegas. And if there was another female you

838
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: wanted to take to Vegas besides your girlfriend, then you

839
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: should have broken up with your girlfriend. Yeah, like we

840
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 1: so long, James, Like, is this why you both suppose

841
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: like we've been talking about getting engaged for the lows,

842
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: like two years he's ago. It was an a good times,

843
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: a good time. Is it not a good time because

844
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: you have another girlfriend? I don't have another girlfriend? Have

845
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,680
Speaker 1: already explained this? Why would I risk the four and

846
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 1: a half year relationship we already have? That makes no sense.

847
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: That's a great question. Overreact, I've overreacting. Yeah, how is

848
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 1: she overreacting when you're taking another girl to Vegas? How

849
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: is she overreacting? What does she went to Vegas and

850
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: took a dude that trip? She can do that? She

851
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 1: wouldn't do that. So you think it's okay that she

852
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: can go to Vegas and take a guy. Do you

853
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: guys have like that agreement? Or does she know that

854
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: she's an adult she can do whatever, But she's in

855
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: a relationship? Like what are you what? What about what

856
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: you said in the card? Exactly? Yeah, didn't you say

857
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 1: romantic weekend? Yeah? Totally, So he's he's a liar and

858
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: a cheater, James, You're a liar and a cheer just

859
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: facized romantic? I said a great getaway, Oh, a great getaway. Yeah,

860
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: in a Vegas hotel room. Okay, okay, you know what,

861
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,439
Speaker 1: I Am gonna start packing my stuff and I'm gonna

862
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 1: stay with Pop the Courtney for a little bit and

863
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 1: figure out somewhere else to live because like, I'm done,

864
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:02,800
Speaker 1: I'm done, Like this is who? So was it worth it?

865
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 1: Is it worth it? We can talk about this. It's not. Yeah,

866
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: that's that's who. Look what you've done, James. Was Monica

867
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: worth it? Clearly not at this point. Whatever I'm doing,

868
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: all right, Well, can we just hang up on James

869
00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: because yes, like he's not you, it's not admitting and

870
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: he's a cheater and liar. Yeah, so bye bye James.

871
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, we'll see you later, James. Good luck with life,

872
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: with everything. Um, hopefully I don't come on hi. By

873
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 1: the way, just sound on him right now hopefully. Uh

874
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 1: he's a better game than that. Sucks. Hollie, are you

875
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: still there? Yeah? I'm sorry, Hallie. Yeah, yeah, that's a

876
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 1: real bummer. I feel stupid. I was that guy from

877
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: the five Hallie. You know what, We're gonna send you

878
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: to Vegas for a weekend with one of your girlfriends

879
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 1: on us, but really, yeah, you deserve to go to

880
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: Vegas and you deserve to have fun and single. Yeah,

881
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 1: and all expense is spaid. So when you're ready to

882
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: go to Vegas, just hit me up. You guys are amazing.

883
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be the will it? No, definitely not. The

884
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: Jewil shows were of the roses. The Jewils Show on demand,

885
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: Jebils dirty Little Secret honored right now, oh Man Jewels Show. Remember,

886
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 1: if you have a dirty little secret and you want

887
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: to tell us about it, text in to four one

888
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: six one and we'll let you tell your secret on

889
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,400
Speaker 1: the air. Remember, everybody remains anonymous. We're not gonna tell

890
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 1: anybody who you are. And on the phone with us

891
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: right now, Lebron James himself. I am stoked, Lebron. What's up?

892
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 1: What's going on? Everybody? I haven't watching you for years. Yeah.

893
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: I honor to meet you, Lebron. And you know what,

894
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: I always say that you're better than Jordan's so you better.

895
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: You know. I appreciate me controversial right, Just just so

896
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 1: we don't get anything mistaken, I have an asterisk under

897
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: one of the over the one of the east. So

898
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 1: it's actually, uh, not the Lebron James, it's le Bron James.

899
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: Oh it's a French version of James. Okay, yeah, so

900
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: your anonymous name is Leberal. What would you like to

901
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,680
Speaker 1: tell us? What's your dirty little secret? Uh, their little

902
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 1: secret that is, um would probably make my older brother

903
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 1: very very upset, um if he knew what what I did,

904
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: probably my parents as well. How old? How much older

905
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: is your older brother? He's four years older than me. Okay, okay,

906
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: so we you know, growing up, we were always you know,

907
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: I was always getting the hand me downs and things

908
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: like that from a most course, like the younger kids do.

909
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 1: But he was like this, the outdoorsy athletic pipe. Um,

910
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: just a natural and everything in sports I kind of wasn't.

911
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: Oh he's one of those huh Like everything he did

912
00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: was good. A classic case of the jock and the

913
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: nu Yeah yeah, so I mean I just always felt

914
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: like the parents, you know, kind of doted on him. Yeah.

915
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: You know. So what happened was Christmas one year, Um,

916
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: he got a new bike and it was it was

917
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,319
Speaker 1: it was pretty awesome. I feel like this somewhere where

918
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: revenge is going. And what I did when one night

919
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 1: he left it outside and I kind of took it

920
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: and hit it in the woods um for a while.

921
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: I mean they made everybody thought it was stolen, they

922
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 1: reported it stolen, and it just got to the point,

923
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:38,920
Speaker 1: you know when even the cops came and I you know,

924
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 1: when you just at that age ten years old, you're like,

925
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 1: quiet down, shut up, don't say anything. It just Yeah,

926
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 1: So you're jealous of your brother basically because he's good

927
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: at everything. I'm also jealsome too. I'm on your side.

928
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 1: And so you hit his bike and made him think

929
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: that it was stolen or something or something like that. Yep, Dan,

930
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: you've been pulled on the singer for a long time. Yeah. Yeah.

931
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: And then somebody actually founded and uh and they it

932
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:08,280
Speaker 1: was all rusted and just just destroyed elements and stuff

933
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah. So and you never told him that

934
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: you're the one who hit his bike. No, I would

935
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 1: you were ten? Yeah, yeah, you're ten. You think he's

936
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 1: still gonna care about that? Now? It sound older than ten.

937
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't sound like eleven or twelve

938
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:25,280
Speaker 1: year old to me, right? No, No, No, I still haven't,

939
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 1: just because I feel like he would get really that

940
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 1: was like one of his prize possessions that he'd got,

941
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: and I don't know. I don't I don't know. He's

942
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: pretty uh, he gets pretty angry about certain things. I

943
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: don't know, But that was that's what I did. You

944
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,319
Speaker 1: think that your brother's going to beat you up if

945
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: you tell him that you hit his bike when you

946
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: were ten. I don't think. I don't think it beat

947
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,839
Speaker 1: me up, but maybe retaliate somehow, you know. Okay, that's

948
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,200
Speaker 1: a good point. So really it had no effect what

949
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: you did because he's still exactly the same yeah, with

950
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: no bike. Yeah, and you still won't tell him because

951
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,439
Speaker 1: you're worried of retaliation. Are you married? I am, yes, okay,

952
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 1: and he's obviously the better looking brother. No comment. Yeah,

953
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: well yeah, I think so. Okay. Yeah, so you're scared

954
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: because now the retaliation is gonna be a lot different.

955
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,040
Speaker 1: You're scared if you tell about this bike that you

956
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,919
Speaker 1: had when he was ten, he might sleep with your wife.

957
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it wouldn't be the first time. What Oh serious?

958
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 1: All right? Man? Well, thanks for calling in with your secret, Lebron.

959
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: Thank you. Have you ever been jealous of a gift

960
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: that one of your siblings got for birthday or for

961
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,919
Speaker 1: Christmas and did something about it? Just like that guy? Yeah,

962
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: I have one actually that my sisters were jealous of.

963
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,080
Speaker 1: It was a Christmas present from Santa one year and

964
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: it was like this pink convertible Barbie car. Oh yeah,

965
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: I was in love with it, and my sisters were

966
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,240
Speaker 1: super jealous and wanted it really bad, and I wouldnt

967
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: let him play with it. Oh my god. Yeah. I

968
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: remember once actually, my sister got an iPad from from

969
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: Santa one year and I decided to cry just you know,

970
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: I said, well, Santa, clear he doesn't love me. So

971
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: that's what you did about it? You just cried? Yeah

972
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:04,480
Speaker 1: that was last year. What's your dirty little secret? The

973
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:08,279
Speaker 1: Jewels show on demand? Hello, Yeah, it's just that time.

974
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: My name is Heinrich himmel Blur and it's time for

975
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: yea time beat. Yeah. Yeah, the Brits is so stupid. Yeah,

976
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 1: that's it's time for being the Brits. And on the

977
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,480
Speaker 1: phone to play beat z Britta right now? Is Cora

978
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: Cora hello, Cora Hello? Is that German hechno? Yeah it wasn't.

979
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 1: It wasn't intentionally made to beat Germ the techno, but

980
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: it is English. Haven't made his own entro for that

981
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: because it makes beats and yeah, we played it, Yeah,

982
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: and we played it and I was like that sounds

983
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 1: like a German techno beat. So now this is the

984
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:51,839
Speaker 1: only German American game show featuring a British guy trying

985
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: to answer trivia. We've cornered the market. I really wish

986
00:53:55,640 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 1: I didn't writ Yeah, yeah, all right here English Evan

987
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 1: has left the room, Cora, are you ready to be

988
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 1: see if you can beat the brit Absolutely right. The

989
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 1: game is played like this. You got thirty seconds to

990
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

991
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: just say pass and you have to beat English Evan

992
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 1: outright to win. Here we go. Yes, I love the

993
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 1: dramatic music, Cora. Are you prepared to answer your questions? Yes?

994
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. How many movies are in the

995
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 1: Twilight Saga? A true? Wyoming is the least populated state?

996
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:43,759
Speaker 1: What is the most populated New York? According to the

997
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: Guinness Book of World Records? What's the height? What's the

998
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 1: height of the tallest person ever recorded? Seven? An ectothermic

999
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:59,280
Speaker 1: animal is commonly known as what a lizard? Or like aam?

1000
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: What car company makes the Cadillac? And she can still

1001
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 1: answer that? Time up? Yeah, you can still answer it.

1002
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: I didn't hear you because my fabulous sound effects were

1003
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:17,399
Speaker 1: going off. Said oh okay, yess like you're very sure

1004
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:22,879
Speaker 1: about that answer. English Evan back into the studio. So, Cora,

1005
00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:25,839
Speaker 1: this is the time where I go into game show

1006
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: host mode because I'm very good at being a game

1007
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: show host. Hey, Cora, tell us something interesting about yourself

1008
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:34,360
Speaker 1: that you think people would like to know about you

1009
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,560
Speaker 1: so they can be invested in your personal story as

1010
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: you play the game. Oh well, it's good to be

1011
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 1: in the spirit of competition again because in my youth

1012
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 1: I was a competitive gymnast. Oh oh, all my life,

1013
00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 1: I've wanted to do a backflip. You could do it,

1014
00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: really all my life named Marquis fifth grade. That dude

1015
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 1: could backflip like crazy. Anyway, English Heaven, Are you ready? Yes,

1016
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:05,920
Speaker 1: I am ready. Here we go your time. That's an

1017
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: authoritative game show voice. It's attempt to tell him now, Yes,

1018
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 1: it is. Your time starts now. How many movies are

1019
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: in the Twilight Saga? Three? Wyoming is the least populated state.

1020
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,360
Speaker 1: What is the most populated? Most populated We'll go with

1021
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:23,080
Speaker 1: New York. According to the Guinness Book of World Records,

1022
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: what's the height of the tallest person ever recorded? Exactly? Yes?

1023
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:32,600
Speaker 1: Nine and ectothermic animal is commonly known as what cold blooded?

1024
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 1: What car company makes? The Cadillac um GMC on the

1025
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,399
Speaker 1: billboards top one hundred. Old Town Road is the longest

1026
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 1: song at number one for how many weeks in a row?

1027
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:47,919
Speaker 1: Forty two? Wow, I got none of those. We'll see.

1028
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 1: We got that in round time though you write at

1029
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: it in like little sound effect. They're very impressive, almost

1030
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,480
Speaker 1: like we planned it. Yeah, all right, let's go over

1031
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:56,480
Speaker 1: the answers and send it on over to our scoreboard.

1032
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper, don't call me Cooper? Nolan? Right? Evan you

1033
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:08,560
Speaker 1: got too correct? Yes? Yeah? And Cora you got zero? Okay,

1034
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: I win. Well, you never know. You might still lose

1035
00:57:11,160 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 1: because Alex could get upset with you. Okay, not doing

1036
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 1: that today. Let's go over the answers, all right. How

1037
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,919
Speaker 1: many movies are in the Twilight Saga? Five? Oh? Wow? Yeah,

1038
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 1: Wyoming is at least populated. Yes, what is the most populated?

1039
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: Is California? Oh? That makes sense? Yeah, according New York

1040
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 1: According to the Guinness Book of World Records, what's the

1041
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: height of the tallest person I recorded? At eight to eleven. Oh,

1042
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Speaker 1: I wasn't far off? Ye said nine three? Still wrong?

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Speaker 1: Ectothermic animal is commonly known as what cold Blooded? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: That and the what car company makes the Cadillac GMC

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00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: got that? Yes? And then on the billboards chop one

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Speaker 1: hundred Oldtown Road is the longest song and number one

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Speaker 1: for how many weeks in a row? Nineteen nineteen? That's it?

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Speaker 1: What was the one longa where you felt like she

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Speaker 1: should get half point four for the cold blooded? Because

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Speaker 1: she said wizard? Oh you did say reptiles and she

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Speaker 1: said amphibian. Yeah, I think that you know what? That

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Speaker 1: was very good. I think you knew the answer, Cora.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm gonna give you three points for that.

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Speaker 1: There you go. Sorry, And I never half a point

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Speaker 1: for that, So she's at three and a half, three

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Speaker 1: and a half points. Congratulations, Corey, you beat the bread

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Speaker 1: and Corey you didn't wait to Corey, you did it.

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Speaker 1: And also her phone sounds a little muffled, so she

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Speaker 1: might not be able to hear that one. Get an

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Speaker 1: extra point for that four and a half to two

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Speaker 1: you got stopped today. Thank you for playing, for really

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Speaker 1: beating the bridge, didn't I'm gonna send you a jew

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Speaker 1: Show sticker, so hang on the one. Yeah, I'll get triumpo. Okay,

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Speaker 1: one second, did you say you would say? We play

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Speaker 1: Beat the Bride every single Tuesday and Thursday. At this time,

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Speaker 1: your phone, Branks coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's The Jewel Show, The Jewel Show on demand.