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Speaker 1: One of our favorite things to do in these prank

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Speaker 1: calls is mess with people on their.

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Speaker 2: First day of work.

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Speaker 1: And today we had an opportunity too good to pass up.

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Speaker 1: A guy who just started his new job at a

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Speaker 1: senior home and he has a multitude of responsibilities, but

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Speaker 1: his main focus is dealing with any issues that come

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Speaker 1: up between residents. And I don't know why, but I

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Speaker 1: just have a weird feeling on his first day, a

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Speaker 1: big problem is going to come up in your phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap right now?

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Speaker 3: Hi, this is Craig hither Greg.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's actually Craig with a C. And who am

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Speaker 4: I speaking with today?

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Speaker 3: My name's Dolores Hi de laurs Here. You're the new

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Speaker 3: senior resident coordinator.

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Speaker 4: The resident relations coordinator. You're right, and it's my first day.

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Speaker 4: What can I do for you?

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Speaker 3: Well, I live on the third floor and I have

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Speaker 3: a neighbor named Alan okay. Oh, he's an awful, grouchy,

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Speaker 3: old buzzard of a man.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry to hear that.

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Speaker 3: You and me bulls. And he's got these windshimes on

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Speaker 3: his porch refuses to take him down all night long.

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Speaker 3: They just are going and I can't hear sound effects

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Speaker 3: from a wheel of fortune.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and I'm sorry. What room did he say you're

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Speaker 4: in here?

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Speaker 3: I'm in three eleven. Three eleven, yeah, three eleven. That's

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Speaker 3: the same number of lovers I've had in my lifetime.

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Speaker 4: That's more information than I need.

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Speaker 3: I keep a notch on my bedpost at the same

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Speaker 3: bed post since World War Two. Wow, I went through

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Speaker 3: a lot of soldiers during that time.

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Speaker 4: Okay, the lords, I will look at this and I

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Speaker 4: will I will circle back with you, so you have

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Speaker 4: a great day.

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Speaker 3: Okay, take care.

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 4: This is Greg.

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Speaker 2: Yay there Greg. This is Alan Win to your bottom.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Hi, Alan, AND's actually Craig with a C at

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Speaker 4: the front of it.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna help this share whatever.

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Speaker 5: I'm in room three thirteen. Man, I just spoke to

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Speaker 5: one of the floors here.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry you heard me.

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Speaker 5: She's got a reputation around here, and she told me

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Speaker 5: that she ratted me out, dirty business, getting my business.

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Speaker 4: I mean, yes, she did. She did call him and

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Speaker 4: mentioned an issue with your wind chime.

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Speaker 5: Yeah you're you're not taking them? You over my dead body.

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Speaker 5: I brought these chimes back from the war.

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Speaker 4: Uh with windshimes from the war. Wow, I've I've never

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Speaker 4: heard of that.

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Speaker 2: You don't sound like the brightest bold there.

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Speaker 4: Son.

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Speaker 5: They helped me stay awake so that I'm ready for

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Speaker 5: any intruders trying to break in and steal my disposable rasor.

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Speaker 4: Is that a thing that happens? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Sure, dude. Do you man escape? Greg?

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Speaker 4: Because I still do, Greg Craig, And good for you, sir.

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Speaker 4: It's it's important to take care of ourselves.

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Speaker 2: Get Yeah, I knew mine in a triangle.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's just wow. The records here, you guys share

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Speaker 4: a lot of information.

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Speaker 2: You know what.

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Speaker 5: Just from the sound of your voice there, I feel

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Speaker 5: like I'm probably more of a man than you.

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Speaker 1: Greg.

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Speaker 4: Let's not go there. You know we're both on the

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Speaker 4: same side here, right are we?

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Speaker 5: How about you come over to my room and let's

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Speaker 5: measure Johnson.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't think we need to do that.

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Speaker 2: I see who the real man is.

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Speaker 4: I mean, Alan, Like, I tell you what I'd like

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Speaker 4: to focus on right now.

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Speaker 1: At the hey, who's there?

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Speaker 2: Someone's at the door? Who isn't he?

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Speaker 3: Alan? O?

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Speaker 2: Look who it is?

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Speaker 3: It's the floor A piece of older everything you said.

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Speaker 2: Oh you can hear me?

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Speaker 4: Huh, old piece of buzzard brains come back.

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Speaker 3: You've just been mad ever since I turned you down

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Speaker 3: at Bingo.

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Speaker 5: Hey, I turned you down, your floozy surprised you can

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Speaker 5: hear anything I'm saying with the rotating door of men.

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Speaker 2: You got your apartment?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: They leave satisfied, unlike you the other night.

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Speaker 2: What that's supposed to mean.

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Speaker 3: It means they've got new hips that I can tell.

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Speaker 2: Come down there, Sonny, just RelA.

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Speaker 4: I need you guys to call down.

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Speaker 5: He's not he's not understanding what's happening that it's just

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Speaker 5: a prank call on the ring.

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Speaker 3: Just tell him, tell him frank phone call.

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Speaker 5: Yeah you what, Yes, you're on the radio right now, Craig.

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Speaker 2: So we're not old people. We're brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's Craig.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, what job did I don't you come over

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Speaker 5: and and you and me can shav each other.

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Speaker 3: I don't have any hair left, shame. Wake up. Every

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Speaker 3: morning was fun tap weekday mornings on the twenties, brooking

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning,