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Speaker 1: and laugh and laugh. Here it is.

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Speaker 2: Mom accidentally invites four hundred and eighty seven guests to

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Speaker 1: Oh man, oh, it's gonna be a blowout. On a

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Speaker 1: very special episode of the Bananas Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Do world would your.

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Speaker 2: Sillion pieces, bad guys, gowns, non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I am kerk Brown.

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Speaker 1: Older, I am banana boy number two Scotty landis thanks

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Speaker 1: for listening to the silliest little podcast. Server was Thanks

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Speaker 1: to everybody that came to our Portland Seattle shows, especially

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Speaker 1: to Australians.

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Speaker 2: Emma, I cannot believe that they flew in from Australia

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Speaker 2: for the show and then left the next day. And

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Speaker 2: that was amazing.

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Speaker 1: It was absolutely incredible. Emma and Andrew great people. They

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Speaker 2: Kurt?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we boughtom beers after the show, and so Emma

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Speaker 1: and Andrew, thank you for making a herculean, longest banana

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Speaker 2: I don't think you can top it. I don't think

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Speaker 2: it's physically possible. No, I'm very excited about our guests today.

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Speaker 2: Scotty me too. Our guest today is a very funny

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Speaker 2: stand up. You can see her acting in Hulu's Life

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Speaker 2: and Beth, Amazon's Red Oaks, and HBO's Crashing, among many others.

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Speaker 2: Her new Netflix special Big Guy, comes out May twenty first,

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Speaker 2: Please welcome Rachel Feinstein.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, guys, thank you for having me here.

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Speaker 2: We are delighted. What a funny, funny hour. I don't

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Speaker 2: a That is a huge as you know, Like it's

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Speaker 5: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: I like, I was shocked that you guys watched it.

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Speaker 5: I'm like, why would they do that? Like that's such

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Speaker 4: Even when I was editing it, like I was helping

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Speaker 5: And I was a gig.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, you vile pitting for the love of God,

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Speaker 4: and I was like, hey, can we call it vile Pig?

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Speaker 1: It's a good memoir. No, Big Guy is a great title.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we won't spoil your special, but it's a

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Speaker 1: I have it's a that our listeners who are called

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Speaker 2: It's their rules. You're playing by their rules. You want

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Speaker 5: For journeys very high ends wow, very high as somebody

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Speaker 2: Mom speaks out after accidentally inviting four hundred and eighty

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Speaker 2: by eegen U from Good Morning America. Just says Gma

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Speaker 5: Did you say her name was? King?

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Speaker 2: Okay? And this is and this is fighting strangers to

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Speaker 4: I've internalized this as an insult somehow to myself because

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Speaker 2: I think she just adds everybody because she says it's

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Speaker 5: All these guys thought they were getting late. She's hot,

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm they were.

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Speaker 5: I thought King.

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Speaker 4: Would never never call. But here it is my golden

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Speaker 5: Speaking of cans. Yeah, Kink is hot, I.

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Speaker 4: Think because I mean, like nobody wrote a bullshit excuse.

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Speaker 5: Nobody was like, oh my god, just got this. I mean,

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Speaker 5: I get so many just saw this.

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Speaker 4: You know, nobody chills off a grandma for this party.

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Speaker 2: Oh old one? No nobody even is aware. I love

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Speaker 2: that idea of like, cute guy from bar gets an

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Speaker 4: But when you start doing that, it's a it's dangerous terrain.

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Speaker 5: That he was fond of coke. I think that's called

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Speaker 1: I just really enjoyed cocaine all the time, all night long.

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Speaker 4: I respect that I had a guy that I went

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Speaker 4: was slovely, but he was also gay. I was out

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Speaker 5: So that made me angry.

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Speaker 4: So he went in the phone as Tim's I mean,

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Speaker 5: And there's just no there's just such a.

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Speaker 4: Sadness to getting a blowout for a guy that would

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and the amount of time and money spend. Yeah yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well I just texted Fruity Loopies, Hey, how are you.

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Speaker 1: We'll see if this person responds, because I'm not sure

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Speaker 5: I sent a dirty picture to the wrong person for you.

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Speaker 5: I didn't even check it. I looked again.

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Speaker 4: I looked pretty blooded, and that was there was like

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Speaker 5: It was horrifying.

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Speaker 1: I had a cousin sent me, a male cousin send

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Speaker 1: It's very funny to me. He was sending me like

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Speaker 1: this chair? Here? How about this table? And then like

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Speaker 1: the third pick that came was like high angle, shirtless.

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Speaker 5: Him call you or did?

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Speaker 4: He chanced to explain I was rocking with horror and

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Speaker 5: This yeah, and bageld mirror, Like it.

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Speaker 2: Was so bad, you know, I what did you have

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Speaker 2: to text him? What did you just be?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 5: I called him, like I frantically called because I was

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Speaker 4: I was in Vegas, like I had to go on

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Speaker 4: that loneliness you feel when you've done like yes, you're

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Speaker 4: It is still to this day one of the worst

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Speaker 5: And I kept calling him again and again to try

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Speaker 4: It was dark, yeah, I mean he I finally was

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Speaker 2: To him in any way, like ll right, oh man,

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Speaker 2: to me, there was so I have in my front yard.

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Speaker 2: My front yard is really narrow, and then there's some

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Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, who is this? What's happening?

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Speaker 1: God, I got one for you guys. Okay story, Rachel,

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Speaker 1: this is I picked this one because in your special

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Speaker 1: you said that maybe at the height of your singleness,

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Speaker 1: you would go to steakhouses to meet men. It's incredible

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Speaker 1: also your you, guys.

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Speaker 4: I realized how like I should have been more ashamed

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Speaker 4: uber take Keen Steakhouse.

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Speaker 2: And just Keen.

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Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite.

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Speaker 2: That's a classic, like the yeah and I.

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Speaker 5: Mean but and it never worked.

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Speaker 4: I would just sort of leer a strangers and and

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Speaker 5: And I would just go and sit at a steakhouse.

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Speaker 4: Bar just rock with my own loneliness, and like I'd

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Speaker 4: like write my number on a match Book's just the oldest,

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Speaker 4: saddest thing you can do, and then like have it

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Speaker 4: ready and I put it back in my pocket.

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Speaker 1: All oh, I don't know, name a number on a

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Speaker 2: I think that's classic. I love it.

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Speaker 4: That's like a woman that does that as a woman

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Speaker 4: that like just started out divorced, like she was never married.

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Speaker 4: I've always felt like that, like I was just bored, divorced,

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Speaker 4: just anger at some guy, like litigating with a guy

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Speaker 4: named Bruce's.

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Speaker 1: Oh you man, all right, Bruce, we'll see what you

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Speaker 1: think about this.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to pla last name on there, fucking bruceon.

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Speaker 1: So anyways, I love that. I love it. I think

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Speaker 1: you're genius, like any guys that I ever know that

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Speaker 1: are like I go to you know, if you go

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Speaker 1: to a bar to meet people, you're like, go to

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Speaker 1: Whole Foods. Go to Whole Foods at two pm, you

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Speaker 1: will meet women. Go to Target anytime. Go to Target,

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Speaker 1: there's just people wandering around. It's like people go to

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Speaker 1: bars and you're like, it's always more forced than you think,

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Speaker 5: That's true.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you're right, like so you you think steak houses

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Speaker 4: it it's not the worst that men do go out

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Speaker 4: to steak houses and groups, right, Like, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh totally very smart. I was like that would work.

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Speaker 1: And it's funny you went to Keynes because Keynes gets

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Speaker 1: a two weird crowds they get because it's right in

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Speaker 1: that just wander in because they were at Macy's fifteen

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Speaker 1: old school business guys that live in Long Island but

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Speaker 1: grabbing Martini or.

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Speaker 2: Scot have their pipe up on the ceiling.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, do you know where I learned that tip?

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Speaker 4: This is this is so deeply, very very aggressively ashamed

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Speaker 4: of this no millionaire matchmaker.

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Speaker 5: In the TV show where.

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Speaker 4: The lady Patty's sting or whatever she tagger, Yeah, she

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Speaker 5: And it's by the.

445
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Speaker 4: Way, when she collectively I was like taking notes, like, okay,

446
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 4: Like any woman that just claims to have the information

447
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:08,600
Speaker 4: of what all men collectively want, I would just really

448
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,920
Speaker 4: buy into all of it.

449
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,040
Speaker 5: Like one of the other.

450
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Speaker 4: Things she said to do was that and after a

451
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Speaker 4: first date to bake him in the cake, that that

452
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Speaker 4: you're that way, you're staying in your feminine energy.

453
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 5: But I just think it's a little much cake and

454
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:23,880
Speaker 5: cake is haunting, right.

455
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:28,000
Speaker 2: That looks like that would be psychotic. If a second

456
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Speaker 2: date there was like I baked a cake for you,

457
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 2: I would be like, oh my god, that's too bad,

458
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 2: because I really liked you and this is so crazy.

459
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,919
Speaker 1: Up until this exact cake, I thought we were soulmates.

460
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Speaker 4: You're right, it's so unstable, right, just with a cake.

461
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,920
Speaker 4: It's fucking psychotic.

462
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,399
Speaker 2: Fucking cake.

463
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,919
Speaker 1: And then you just have a cake with you for

464
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Speaker 1: the rest of the date, which is also.

465
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Speaker 2: Very odd.

466
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Speaker 1: And if you give it back, the saddest thing in

467
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Speaker 1: the world is a woman holding a cake she beggd

468
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Speaker 1: for somebody else, waiting for an uber outside of a steakhouse.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what I have had to hold a cake.

470
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:10,680
Speaker 4: It's like I wanted to be the smallest amount of time. Yeah,

471
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Speaker 4: it's less. It's more uncomfortable than singing Happy Birthday.

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Speaker 5: You know.

473
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:18,879
Speaker 4: Yes, Jessica Curson has a joke about a Happy Birthday

474
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,360
Speaker 4: just being the most depressing song ever. And I think

475
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 4: holding a cake is almost as depressing as singing Happy Birthday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely. Every time it's in a restaurant, there's just

477
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Speaker 1: start singing in a corner. I just join in at

478
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Speaker 1: this point, I gotta show solidarity, I do. I just

479
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Speaker 1: love the name and I just get real into here's

480
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 1: that story. Katie Heally sent this in Thank you, Katie Heally.

481
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 1: This was in the New York Post. So it slight

482
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Speaker 1: down grade from ABC, but written by the best in

483
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Speaker 1: the business, Asia Grace.

484
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Speaker 2: She is good.

485
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Speaker 1: I thought I had a hot date, but I got

486
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Speaker 1: catfished by a New York City restaurant instead. Interesting, I'm interesting.

487
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:04,080
Speaker 1: Apparently this is a phenomenon that's happening all over the place.

488
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 1: This greasy spoon did her dirty mean.

489
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 2: New York postine just marvel.

490
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Speaker 4: I think there was when when Michael Jackson died, it

491
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 4: was like one of the best I've ever seen. I

492
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,800
Speaker 4: think it was like it was something like, you know,

493
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Speaker 4: Jacko is not coming back, oh, or something like it

494
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 4: was so terrific.

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Speaker 5: They have some of the best I've ever seen in

496
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Speaker 5: my life.

497
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, they really do.

498
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,639
Speaker 1: In the concrete jungle, where taking a dip in the

499
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 1: murky shallows of the dating pool often leaves want to

500
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,800
Speaker 1: bee lovebirds high and dry. An online dater claim she

501
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 1: was catfished by an East Village eatery that posted as

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Speaker 1: a potential suitor on an app in an effort to

503
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Speaker 1: get her business. What Yeah, paray, I was at a

504
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,400
Speaker 1: says quote. I was at a restaurant thinking I had

505
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,680
Speaker 1: been stood up. I ordered a cocktail and a meal

506
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 1: for about forty five dollars. She is a vintage fashion

507
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Speaker 1: curator in Manhattan. That she didn't say that the post

508
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,240
Speaker 1: said that, only to eventually find out that the restaurant

509
00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 1: was likely scamming me and other women out of our

510
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,919
Speaker 1: hard earned money. The Singleton, which I've literally never heard

511
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Speaker 1: anybody called it.

512
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Speaker 2: That's someone who lives in the town of Singles.

513
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,440
Speaker 5: That's how later Chris word.

514
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, The Singleton shared the disturbing details of her

515
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 1: date night Nightmare to a stun TikTok audience of more

516
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: than fifty seven thousand viewers. She chose not to disclose

517
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Speaker 1: the name of the restaurant nor the dating app, but

518
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:35,600
Speaker 1: she said dating in New York City is like the

519
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: Hunger Games. We're all out here just trying to have

520
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: a me on acute date, and the restaurants have caught on.

521
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 1: They're using it as a tactic to increase their business,

522
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 1: which is kind of as dystopian as it gets. So

523
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:52,680
Speaker 1: after matching with a handsome charmer on a dating app,

524
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 1: Pare said that he almost immediately offered to whine and

525
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: dine her at a local bistro. She was impressed with

526
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,920
Speaker 1: his direct approach. He cut straight to the point, she said,

527
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: and asked to meet up for a nice meal. I

528
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: liked that he didn't invite me to his apartment or

529
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:09,000
Speaker 1: some shitty bar, and I was like, yeah, let's go.

530
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm at the point my dating life where I don't

531
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 1: want to waste my time or makeup on somebody or

532
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 1: a blowout Rachel on somebody who's play games. She swiped.

533
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,199
Speaker 1: I hope that she swiped right on mister Wright. But

534
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,360
Speaker 1: after primping for the ill fated night on the town,

535
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,199
Speaker 1: Pare waited fifteen minutes for her no show. Also not

536
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 1: that long, and.

537
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 2: You're not that long.

538
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 4: Myand my husband was a half an hour late on

539
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,120
Speaker 4: our second date.

540
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 2: Unacceptable, but I wasn't technically but was it a fire?

541
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 2: Was it a fire?

542
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 4: He didn't know he played the train but didn't even

543
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,920
Speaker 4: have a story about the trade.

544
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:44,919
Speaker 5: He was just like train.

545
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 4: I like, you can't just say one word in a

546
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 4: sound that's unacceptable. But obviously I was not in a good,

547
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 4: you know place. I come there straight from del Frisco,

548
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 4: so I.

549
00:25:56,080 --> 00:26:03,600
Speaker 1: Gat not bad good steakhouse, don't Risco, very delible, No,

550
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,200
Speaker 1: not at all for her, no show bo to arrive

551
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 1: at the joint. Then she reached for her phone, preparing

552
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 1: to message the guy about his tardiness via the dating app,

553
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 1: and the no nonsense New York discovered that he had

554
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: unmatched with her on the app. Unfazed by her parents snubbing,

555
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: she enjoyed a great dinner, pay the bill, and headed home.

556
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 1: Several days later, while scrolling through and we've mentioned this

557
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 1: one before on Bananas, are we dating the same guy?

558
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 1: A Facebook for him, which is like a yes, we

559
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 1: know what it is where women share whistleblower red flags

560
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 1: about would be playboys. She was thunderstruck by the notion

561
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: that she had been duped. A girl on Facebook recently

562
00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: had a very similar experience at the same restaurant. I

563
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 1: just started putting two and two together. It seems like

564
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:50,000
Speaker 1: way too much of a coincidence, and the restaurant must

565
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: be involved, and the single suspicions may be right on

566
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 1: the money.

567
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 2: So yeah.

568
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 1: Nacheries across the city, including Hole in the Wall delies

569
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 1: and gas stations, have been accused of tricking unsuspecting foodies

570
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: into patronizing their establishments by falsely assuming buzzy restaurant names

571
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,919
Speaker 1: on apps. So yeah, they're just making up names and

572
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: then putting one delivery app. So people think they're getting

573
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 1: it from like a fancy a.

574
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 6: Time place, but it's that's what's common Joe's Pizza.

575
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 2: Yeah.

576
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Then there's the alleged I mean, Asia Grace, I

577
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: believe that's her name, Asia Grace, who is the best

578
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 1: in the business. It's just using every word. She knows.

579
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 5: All of these names. I'm sorry, but.

580
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: The alleged flim flam comes from a byproduct of the

581
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: ghastly ghost kitchen trend, from which existing restaurants rented to

582
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: create delivery only food vendors. We have a lot of

583
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: those in LA right now. Yeah, a lot of small

584
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:45,399
Speaker 1: businesses do that.

585
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 2: Well, they're saying because of that, then also this is true.

586
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 2: Then also this catfishing is happening, because the catfishing seems

587
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 2: like a leap from just like we have one kitchen

588
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 2: for a bunch of different places.

589
00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: Well, I do know from reading something else recently, a

590
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: lot of people in their dating apps are getting these

591
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: really hard to get reservations in Manhattan, and so part

592
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: of their thing is like I have a reservation for

593
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: seven at this restaurant. Swipe right. Basically so people are

594
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 1: using reservations to lure people into a first date. So

595
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: I don't think this is out of what Yeah, I'll

596
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: send you the article. It's fascinating. It's like it was.

597
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: It was in New Yorker and it was why reservations

598
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 1: are so hard to get and people at these really

599
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: trendy like the hardest restaurants to get in town. People

600
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: in their dating app profile information are putting food reservations

601
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: that they have at restaurants to entice people to date them.

602
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 2: That's well, that's the way to find the one. You're

603
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 2: definitely gonna decide someone who likes you, that's your right

604
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 2: off the bat.

605
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: Just let and you got to let them know that

606
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,720
Speaker 1: you're willing to blackmail them into a relationship before you

607
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: even say hello.

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Speaker 4: This is also like I I I'm so actively ashamed

609
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 4: of like the shit that I would put on bubble

610
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 4: and you know, I lied about some things, but well,

611
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 4: like that's I just said something.

612
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 5: I said.

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00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 4: I spoke Mandarin because I thought it would like it

614
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 4: was like, by the way, it is like the most

615
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 4: popular language in the world.

616
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, that would be a silly

617
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 5: thing to say.

618
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 4: It's like that's the most common language more on and

619
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 4: then immediately I was like, DM is a guy that

620
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 4: was like, you know, kind of hot. He was like,

621
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 4: finally someone I could chat with the bandarin. I was like,

622
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 4: I wrote that ironically, like what a dick face I am.

623
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 2: But yeah, I would lie.

624
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: About that person. It's harder when you're a known person.

625
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: Somebody could google you, somebody could watch your specials like

626
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: you are a person that they can go okay. So

627
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: that also adds another I mean out here it's all

628
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: the riots and all that stuff, but people say to

629
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: me instantly so and says on Ryot like it's crazy.

630
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: Everybody loves to be a spy. Everybody loves to do yes, yeah,

631
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: big Rya.

632
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 4: I was on Riah for a while, never scored a

633
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 4: date though, Like it was like it was just a

634
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 4: lot of me because I think the women in there

635
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 4: are so hot. First of all, it's crazy and I'm

636
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 4: not in demand on that I nobody's looking.

637
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 5: For some but it was it was rock. It was

638
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 5: just a lot.

639
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 4: I got a lot of greased men just like dming

640
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 4: me pictures of them rock climbing.

641
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 5: And that was it. I couldn't know.

642
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 4: Where nobody offered me a fucking reservation to fucking pop

643
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 4: Eyes a Riyah.

644
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 5: I got shit.

645
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: It was hard to get chicken sandwich. But Curtin of

646
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 1: the first time we saw Riyah for the first time

647
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 1: together because a dude we won't name, we went to

648
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: the shittiest dive bar. It was a bar inside of

649
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: a bowling alley and we just were meeting up for

650
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: beers with a friend and he was on Riah recently divorced,

651
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: and when he started swiping through the people he was

652
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: messaging to, I was.

653
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 2: Like, oh, just Looney Tunes.

654
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 1: It was. It was the most attractive people, like seven

655
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 1: in a row. I'm like, you're you're this.

656
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 5: There's some of the hottest women I've ever seen in

657
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 5: my life.

658
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 4: On right, Like when I started looking at the women,

659
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 4: I was like, am I attracted to women?

660
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 5: There was like they were like they weren't even human.

661
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 4: It was just like a Paris filter or something like

662
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:13,360
Speaker 4: they were the hottest things I've ever seen.

663
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, And we were like, all right, have fun.

664
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 1: I guess like a nightmare like focus on one bud.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I put also like I would put just a jokes

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Speaker 4: that were just awkward and like forced. Now now I'm

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Speaker 4: answering questions nobody's asked me. I just realized nobody asked

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Speaker 4: you more about your profile, bitch. But I uh, I

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Speaker 4: put like for like books, uh and stuff. I'd be

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Speaker 4: like Hitler's lesser known book about relationships because I said so,

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Speaker 4: my cutie, My cutie is so much better than because

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Speaker 4: I said so.

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Speaker 2: Fuck.

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Speaker 4: I should have thought of that back then, and I

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Speaker 4: would have pulled it better.

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Speaker 5: Man, ask mine, cutie is so funny? You did that

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Speaker 5: so fast?

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Speaker 2: Doesn't say babies, but it's spelt with a K to

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Speaker 2: a K. That would be a great app Is that an.

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Speaker 1: Urban outfitters coffee table book, not the mind cut you

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Speaker 1: r b mine? Uh? The like comedians talking about either

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Speaker 1: nonestly or non nnously the worst ship they put on

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Speaker 1: their dating profiles. That to me seems like an urban

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Speaker 1: outfitter's best seller. Oh it comes down apparently.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's a great idea. Hm, googling, do some googling, baby.

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Speaker 2: I also like Rachel from your special that it just

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Speaker 2: reminded me of that of the multiple times you say

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Speaker 2: this isn't gonna make it into the special, and it's

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Speaker 2: so enjoyable because it definitely it's like it's a trick,

691
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Speaker 2: but it's like a trick. That's like so like I

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Speaker 2: still fall for it each time.

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Speaker 5: Really, we're not supposed to be in there.

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Speaker 4: This steakhouse. The steakhouse story was one hundred percent not

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Speaker 4: supposed to be in there. That was the late show

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Speaker 4: when they were drunk and I was like, I'm underwhelming,

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Speaker 4: I'm any but like the first show, I was like,

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Speaker 4: I've got it, Like I went off like with this

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Speaker 4: a little extra cocky, and I'm like, do I have it?

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Speaker 5: Like? And then the second show, I was just fucking wading.

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Speaker 4: Through and everybody was drunk and I was just rambling

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Speaker 4: somewhat aimlessly. So yeah, that's and then a lot of

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Speaker 4: that we ended up being like, huh, may as well

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Speaker 4: stuff it in there?

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Speaker 1: Why not funny?

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Speaker 5: That was not in any way. Yeah I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I still to this day, i'm a little I'm wondering

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Speaker 4: if I should regret telling people that I search combed

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Speaker 4: the lands for a minute steakhouses.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all, Like just.

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Speaker 1: I don't see any regret about at all. I think

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Speaker 1: it's smart now. I think it's so staategic that to

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Speaker 1: me wouldn't be embarrassing at all. Also. You know how

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Speaker 1: I know, because if you and I were dating and

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Speaker 1: they said how'd you meet? I said, we met at

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Speaker 1: a steakhouse. People are be like, oh, at the bar,

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Speaker 1: you'd be like yeah, and then the conversation's over. It's

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Speaker 1: not I think it's totally normal.

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Speaker 5: You're right. It is kind of a fun now that

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Speaker 5: I think about it.

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Speaker 4: My friend, my friend was with me that I brought

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Speaker 4: to meet guys, and she's really hot. So I bring

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Speaker 4: her with me because she's always been hot, you know,

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Speaker 4: she just has that confidence that she could talk to strangers,

725
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Speaker 4: and so she's the kind of hot where men are

726
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Speaker 4: just like coming everywhere and everybody's just slipping and falling.

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Speaker 5: And so I'm such an idiot, but she was.

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Speaker 4: When we were out at the steakhouse actually, and I

729
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Speaker 4: was kind of striking out.

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Speaker 5: She was like lurering them and I was striking out.

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Speaker 4: Then she brought up like she's married to a firefighter,

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Speaker 4: and she was like, oh, you should meet my husband, and.

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Speaker 5: My husband don't get a guy for you. And then

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Speaker 5: he found me. So I did kind of find a

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Speaker 5: guy there sitting.

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Speaker 2: You kind of did. Steakhouse kind of worked. Also, It's

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Speaker 2: like steakhouse makes sense. Men hang out there would be

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Speaker 2: weirder if you're just like I go to this broccoli

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Speaker 2: farm at night for them. She does not understand how

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Speaker 2: to get a man. All right, I'll tease this into

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Speaker 2: a little cheeseball man draws massive New York City crowd

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Speaker 2: to watch your meet and tire jumbo jar quote the

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Speaker 2: hero we needed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that. That is so fun. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: we've got four thumbs ups from our listeners. First, okay,

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Speaker 1: Chritty B. You and I are thumbs uping Cody Za Dankowitch,

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Speaker 1: Alex Morrison and a Day One Bananamal Olivia Hostleton Za

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Speaker 1: Dankowitch because they live in Taipei. They live in Taiwan.

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Speaker 1: Rachel can't speak Chinese, but they do live there, and

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Speaker 1: they are competing this coming weekend in the Taypey one

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Speaker 1: oh one, which is they run up one hundred and

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Speaker 1: one flights of stairs in the Taypey one oh one building.

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Speaker 1: We paid for their entrance fee and they're wearing Banana's merch.

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Speaker 1: So yes, don't die in our merch. That would be

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Speaker 1: very bad, but good luck. I hope you can make it.

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Speaker 1: They both the three of them didn't train for this

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Speaker 1: good amazing one hundred and one stories on behalf of

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Speaker 1: the Bananas podcast for you guys. They reached out and

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Speaker 1: they said, will you sponsor us because we want to

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Speaker 1: do this. Of course we will do this, So Olivia,

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Speaker 1: good luck, take a picture. Good luck?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, do not.

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Speaker 1: Jacqueline wants to thumbs her fiance Tom Way up for

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Speaker 1: being over three hundred and eighty days alcohol free. He

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Speaker 1: also got a promotion and is too humble. He's a

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Speaker 1: great dude to thumb himself up. But Thomas deserves credit

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Speaker 1: for being such a hard working and great family guy.

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Speaker 2: Thumb thumbs up.

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Speaker 1: Slightly annoyed wants to thumb's her best friend Elizabeth up.

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Speaker 1: Elizabeth passed her written and Practical EMT test, and thumbs

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Speaker 1: up Elizabeth, we have a new EMT.

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Speaker 5: You, Elizabeth. Thank you for the service.

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Speaker 2: That's firefighter adjacent.

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Speaker 4: It is actually last night my father in law fell

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Speaker 4: and my husband was that he's fine, he's okay. He

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Speaker 4: was actually ordering food when he was on the ground.

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Speaker 4: For me, he was like, get me. He was laying

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Speaker 4: on our floor and he was like, give me that

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Speaker 4: hog does from instead, he said, dol Chad let you,

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Speaker 4: he knew the flavor he wanted. But nonetheless my mother

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Speaker 4: and I, my mother, I couldn't get him up. And

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Speaker 4: so my husband had to come with a firefighter he

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Speaker 4: was working, and he came with a firefighter and mother

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Speaker 4: e mt and they all held him, boys him and

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Speaker 4: then he ate his Hoga DAWs and you know the

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Speaker 4: rest everything was history.

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Speaker 1: But at least is Zach Miners is thumbing himself up.

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Speaker 1: Zach has been working on a documentary called Conversion for

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Speaker 1: five years about survivors of conversion therapy, and he says,

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Speaker 1: want to know a filmmaker, an ex Mormon mom, and

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Speaker 1: a drag queen from RuPaul's Drag Race that all have

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Speaker 1: something in common. Well, you can pre order Conversion on Apple, TV, Prime, Roku, YouTube,

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Speaker 1: basically all the s fods. It comes out July second.

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Speaker 2: That sounds fascinating, That sounds absolutely absolutely he grabs Zach

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Speaker 2: on finishing anything, It's impossible to finish any thing.

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Speaker 1: So thumbs up to Zach Miner's go download Conversion.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wonderful. And of course we are here with the

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Speaker 2: fantastic Rachel Feinstein, who has her new Netflix comedy special

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Speaker 2: Big Guy, come out May twenty First, congrats on Netflix

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Speaker 2: as well. It's such a big deal to have the

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Speaker 2: full hour there. You've had a full hour on Comedy Central, right, Yes.

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Speaker 5: But that doesn't count. It doesn't.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't count it more, it doesn't more. I had

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Speaker 2: had an It doesn't I had I had an hour

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Speaker 2: on Comedy Central and they aired it once at midnight

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Speaker 2: and once in four in the morning, and then they

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Speaker 2: put it behind a vault there where no one could

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Speaker 2: watch it.

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Speaker 1: Nightmare. Absolutely. Who directed a friend, anybody you know, somebody

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Speaker 1: worked with before?

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Speaker 4: Actually Gigi, Jillian Lobe. She's a photographer. She's like, I'm

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Speaker 4: really incredible photographer. So actually a lot of the so

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Speaker 4: as it turned out, because I talk a lot about

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Speaker 4: being married to a firefighter in the special, half of.

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Speaker 2: The crowd was fd and Y and amazing, the.

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Speaker 4: Commissioner of FDNY, and like everybody came so we did.

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Speaker 4: Jillian took like did like a photo show with me

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Speaker 4: and all the guys at the end of the special,

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Speaker 4: all the men and again, yeah, you're right, like FDN,

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Speaker 4: Y E MT all of that, and so it was

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Speaker 4: kind of fun that they all came out and a wait, like,

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Speaker 4: my husband doesn't really listen to my stand up, like

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Speaker 4: he's you know, like it has to be in his face.

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Speaker 5: This special is basically just me asking him to pay

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Speaker 5: attention to me. Because when I that's true, like I

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Speaker 5: got his.

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Speaker 4: Bosses in the audience, I'm like that I do something

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Speaker 4: compelling because I'll come home and I'll be watching like

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Speaker 4: key Appeal sketches from like ten years ago, like dying laughing,

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Speaker 4: and I'm like, and they are really funny too, which

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Speaker 4: hurts you get back. So I'm like, fuck, I can't

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Speaker 4: even say you have bad taste, right. He's always just

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Speaker 4: like that's common, and I'm like I get that. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: So this is kind of like what I had to

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Speaker 4: do to have them pay just a little more attention.

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Speaker 5: But it worked.

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Speaker 4: So she took all the pictures at the end and

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Speaker 4: it was kind of cool and the specials, you know,

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Speaker 4: dedicades of firefighter families and stuff.

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Speaker 5: But I learned a lot through touring because.

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Speaker 4: A lot of the firefighters and families they come and

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Speaker 4: they bring me these like coins that called challenge coins

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Speaker 4: that they get and all kinds of cool stuff now

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Speaker 4: and a lot of stuff that I talk about like

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Speaker 4: on stage, I'll learn from the other people that are

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Speaker 4: in a firefighter in their family that oh, that's because

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Speaker 4: of this. Like like, for example, my husband's like anal

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Speaker 4: neat and I talk about it and especial how he

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Speaker 4: comes home and he does these drills with me about

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Speaker 4: whatever filled life left out when he's.

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Speaker 5: At the firehouse.

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Speaker 2: Talk to me about this, just me about this.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And so then I did a show once and now

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Speaker 4: all these other people come up. They're like, no, that's

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Speaker 4: what they do because they do the morning drills. Like

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Speaker 4: they explain to me why that is. And then I

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Speaker 4: slowly like learned stuff. I'm like, oh, that's a fire

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Speaker 4: that's a firefighter, that's the first responder thing or whatever.

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Speaker 4: Like I mean, I knew they were kind of like

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Speaker 4: emotional deserts, but I had no.

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Speaker 1: Idea they are emotional darts. When I was twenty five,

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Speaker 1: I worked for Red Bull and Queens. My location was Queens,

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Speaker 1: So one of our big assignments was to go to

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Speaker 1: every firehouse and Queens and just give the guys free

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Speaker 1: cold Red Bulls list like thanks, we know you work

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Speaker 1: multiple nights on or whatever.

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Speaker 5: They were.

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Speaker 1: They were really nice and we would go in and

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Speaker 1: whenever it was late in the afternoon they were already

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Speaker 1: making dinner and it'd be like forty five sausages, peppers

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Speaker 1: and onions in marinair sauce or you know, and gravy,

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Speaker 1: and then like have some food and you're like, you, guys,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing yourself? But I will say they

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Speaker 1: were always really friendly. They were always like grateful that

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Speaker 1: we were giving them, you know, free red bulls. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: we'd leave them whole cases. But I noticed that they

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Speaker 1: were pretty much emotionless until this is one this we

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Speaker 1: were up near Forest Hills and I said to like

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Speaker 1: twelve guys, why don't you have a pole? And they

881
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Speaker 1: got so mad. They were like, they took our pole.

882
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: Now we have all these guys running down the stairs

883
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: kidding me. Ten guys running downstairs because they don't want

884
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: us to have a pole. Like they went from chill

885
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: too furious because they took their fire pole away. It

886
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: was the only time any of them did anything but like, hey,

887
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: thanks good looking out, not for nothing, thanks so much.

888
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 1: This was nice. And then it was like they.

889
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 4: Think some houses are pollless, but I didn't know like that.

890
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 4: They were so furious about it. That's a hilarious about.

891
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 1: You kidding me?

892
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 2: Ten guys got to run down three flights of stairs.

893
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, sorry, I asked.

894
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 5: Hey, that's what the red bulls for? Bitch?

895
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 4: Now, I'm yeah, emostionally, yeah, pretty, he's pretty worthless in

896
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 4: that regard. I don't think he disagree. Yeah, he doesn't

897
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 4: know how to southe at all, like or how to compliment.

898
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 4: I'll be like, do I look okay? He goes ain't

899
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 4: I'm like, what.

900
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 2: The was there you go?

901
00:42:58,520 --> 00:42:59,600
Speaker 5: Because there you go?

902
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: I say to it, there you go?

903
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 4: Okay, Like I don't even know where to play some

904
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 4: of the things that he says. Yeah, I was wondering.

905
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 4: I was like, what will what will he be like

906
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 4: when I like give burke because he can't really soothe.

907
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 5: But there's a lot there was a lot of high fiving.

908
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,320
Speaker 5: I'll say that he was a good fish.

909
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, strong col this one push it right out.

910
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 5: My father was like that too, but for like very

911
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 5: different reasons.

912
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:29,719
Speaker 2: But like you know, I covered how we find how

913
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 2: find Einstein?

914
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 4: I mean he wasn't like, uh, particularly man, I don't

915
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 4: think you could operate a fuse box.

916
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 5: But he was emotionally unavailable, so like on like on

917
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 5: my wedding day, he was like in a rush down

918
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 5: the aisle. He was like, let's go, look, we gotta

919
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 5: get it.

920
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 4: Stop.

921
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 5: I'll keep somewhere to be after this done. Yeah, it

922
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 5: was just.

923
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 4: Not yeah for very different reasons. But yeah, my husband

924
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 4: the same way, like pretty pretty worthless.

925
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:54,479
Speaker 5: In that way.

926
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: You had a funny bit also that was very It

927
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,880
Speaker 1: resonated with me that your parents don't necessarily support your

928
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: comedy just because they can't find it, they don't know

929
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: how to use the app and that kind of shit.

930
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,680
Speaker 2: My first job, I.

931
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 1: Was a waiter forever in New York and I got

932
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: a call one afternoon that I got my first TV

933
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: writing job on an MTV show. And it was like

934
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 1: I was in disbelief. I couldn't believe that I actually

935
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: did the thing that I was trying to do. So

936
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: I called my parents like the next day when I

937
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: realized it was real, and I was like, hey, I

938
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: just want you to know that I got my first

939
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: TV job and my mom's like, well, what does that mean?

940
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: And I go, so I'm going to be writing a

941
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 1: show and she's like, and it's going to be on television.

942
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,240
Speaker 1: I was like yes, and she's like, do we have MTV,

943
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 1: and my dad hops on the phone and he's like, yes,

944
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 1: we have MTV. It's channel thirty four, like he knew

945
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,280
Speaker 1: the channel.

946
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,720
Speaker 5: They were both on the phone together, that's yes.

947
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 1: And then she was like, but so you're going to

948
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: write the words that somebody says on TV. And I'm

949
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 1: like yes, and she's like, will your name be on TV?

950
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, my name will be but

951
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: we were you know, I'm from Maryland, we're not TV people.

952
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,919
Speaker 1: And it was so funny and my mom's like, Okay,

953
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to write this down and it's going to

954
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 1: be on MTV. And I'm like, it's going to be

955
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: on it like nine months. She's like, okay, well, we'll

956
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 1: watch for it in nine months when it's on. It

957
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: was so cute.

958
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 4: It's like adorable, but like so exhausting that it almost

959
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 4: just like it squeezes out whatever pride I was able

960
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 4: to have and whatever I'm telling them about.

961
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know if your parents do this.

962
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 4: My mom sends me a lot of like newspaper clippings

963
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,479
Speaker 4: of different people like in the business or whatever. It'll

964
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 4: be like Rosie O'Donnell strikes again or something, and just

965
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:32,280
Speaker 4: nothing specific to me, by the way, no note, It'll

966
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 4: just be like my dad will sometimes put his card

967
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 4: on a newspaper clipping from the Washington Post, just his

968
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 4: business card that just says the keyboard man because he's

969
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 4: a piano player. And then just like some article about

970
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,240
Speaker 4: like the legacy of Carol Burnett or something.

971
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 5: It's not weird.

972
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 2: That's not mentioned in the special at all. Your dad

973
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 2: is just a piano player.

974
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 4: He's a Yeah, he plays blues piano. He put end

975
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:58,319
Speaker 4: zidco accordion and he's amazing. So he plays only by ear.

976
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 4: But when we were kids, when we were like kids, uh,

977
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 4: he was a civil rights lawyer when I was a

978
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 4: really young child for a Department of Justice. So he

979
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 4: was prosecuting KKK cases and stuff like way back in

980
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:13,080
Speaker 4: the day. But then he ended up playing blues full

981
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 4: time because he was trying to get into private practice.

982
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 4: It's not like a private practice guy. He like flicks

983
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 4: his own head, he like doesn't like. He wore two

984
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 4: different q's ones to court. Yeah, So then he started

985
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 4: doing blues full time, and that's when we were pretty poor,

986
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 4: like we would.

987
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 5: He had a band.

988
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 4: He had a band called the Vomitones and they had

989
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 4: they had two gigs in they called it a tour

990
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 4: Hands across the Urinus, but it was just like two

991
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 4: dive bars in like Michigan. And then he wore this

992
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 4: T shirt that said Vomitones Hands across Urinus Tour and

993
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 4: I was just like Fule sing with horror when I

994
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 4: would get drop me off at school in the Dots

995
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 4: in that none of the doors worked.

996
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 5: This is a thousand percent true, you guys. None of

997
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 5: the doors worked.

998
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 4: And so finally the only one that was operative at

999
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 4: all was the back door of the Dots And so

1000
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 4: he would open it up, put a broomstick of some

1001
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 4: sort out there, and I would have to crawl out

1002
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 4: the fucking back of this Dotson which reads of bark

1003
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 4: and my father called it the finestign barfmobile. And he

1004
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,720
Speaker 4: would come outside in the Vomitones hands across the Arena

1005
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 4: t shirt and take me out of like the hood

1006
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 4: of the Dotson.

1007
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: And that's well, there's ten minutes for your next special.

1008
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: My god, that's so cool. Also, if he has any

1009
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: of those shirts left, I will mail him the Crispus

1010
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars bill for vomitoness across. I will wear

1011
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,800
Speaker 1: that shirt for everybody buried in that shirt.

1012
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 5: I should ask him.

1013
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 2: Wrap it up tight, buddy, give us wearing road cheeseball

1014
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 2: man draws massive New York City crowd to watch him

1015
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 2: and eat entire jumbo jar The hero we need. This

1016
00:47:58,480 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: was sent in by a lot of people, but I

1017
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: first saw it from Bitch Please.

1018
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: Thanks Bitch please.

1019
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 2: And this was in the New York Post as well,

1020
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 2: because it's the written by Brook Steinberg, who is the

1021
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 2: best in the VISI when it comes to cheese ball

1022
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 2: here it is good. First line classic, he's really fond

1023
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 2: due cheese.

1024
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: To me, what do you do for Fawn's funny?

1025
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 5: You could do this, Scottie.

1026
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 4: This is like a very impressive skill, like you rewrote

1027
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,399
Speaker 4: my things.

1028
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 2: So yeah, that was He's good.

1029
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was good.

1030
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 2: Hundreds of a stounded onlookers gathered in Manhattan's Union Square

1031
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 2: Park on Saturday to watch an anomymous twenty two year

1032
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 2: old man in an orange mass devour and entire jar

1033
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 2: of cheeseballs.

1034
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: Quote.

1035
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 2: I decided to do this because I thought New York

1036
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 2: City could use something like this. Funniest nothing. The anonymous

1037
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 2: man to the post, cheeseballs are funny and eating an

1038
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 2: entire jar of one is a difficult task, but not impossible.

1039
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 2: It all started with ominous posters popping up around the

1040
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 2: area in the weeks leading up to the event. This

1041
00:49:13,880 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 2: is posters so great. It just says, watch me eat

1042
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,399
Speaker 2: this entire jar of cheeseballs, and it's him in an

1043
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 2: orange bok lava like he's just got it pulled out

1044
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:22,959
Speaker 2: over his face.

1045
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 1: So you can't love that?

1046
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 2: It is? Yes, I like that he is anonymous, So

1047
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 2: then why I just started crying.

1048
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 5: Like this was the one that just sorry, It's right.

1049
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:38,240
Speaker 4: That's beautiful goal, Like that's steadication, that's steady fucking cation.

1050
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,840
Speaker 2: He So he does it in Union Square, hundreds of

1051
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 2: people show up. The video is very funny. He says.

1052
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 2: There was a moment that I was definitely gonna throw up,

1053
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 2: and then people said keep it down really loudly, so

1054
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 2: I just kept it. In the recent NYU Grad told

1055
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 2: ABC News, I can see he has a huge first.

1056
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 2: He started off by running around with a giant flag

1057
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,799
Speaker 2: of himself in the baklava holding cheese balls with like

1058
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 2: a like a like an Aspen mountain background.

1059
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,799
Speaker 5: I like it.

1060
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it too. It's very very funny. Most

1061
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 2: people reported showing up because it sounded quote hilarious, and

1062
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 2: one person even said the crowd could be heard from

1063
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 2: nearly two blocks away. I belive that it's a very

1064
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 2: large crowd. And then the one the video I saw

1065
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 2: was him just eating. He's just eating and there's like

1066
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 2: hundreds of people around him, and he's just eating and

1067
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 2: slowly turning so that everyone can get a view of

1068
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:41,600
Speaker 2: him eating, and everyone's just chanting, eat those balls, eat

1069
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 2: those balls. And it's like, this is I love New

1070
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 2: York City for specifically this reason.

1071
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 1: The week for sure, that guy's been there of the week.

1072
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:54,800
Speaker 1: It just do something dumb to make the most people happy.

1073
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:57,879
Speaker 1: Nobody had to pay anything but subway fair to get there.

1074
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 2: That's beautiful. And then and then there's a quote for

1075
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 2: the post article quote and they say my city doesn't

1076
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 2: have culture. One person said something that has never been

1077
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 2: said about New York City in the history of quotes

1078
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 2: about New York City. You know, people have never been like,

1079
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 2: you know, what's wrong with New York City. It's so bland.

1080
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:24,359
Speaker 2: Was like a man like grabs a pigeon behind that

1081
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:26,880
Speaker 2: man and like just starts talking to the pigeon and

1082
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:30,439
Speaker 2: then throws it into a taxi. Yeah, nothing to see here,

1083
00:51:32,239 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 2: It's interesting.

1084
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 4: Don't even need a person to have said that. It's

1085
00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 4: just like said a person.

1086
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: Somewhere said somebody, it's.

1087
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:44,240
Speaker 4: A homeless guy that I walked past was from rambling

1088
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 4: about culture lack of culture, and.

1089
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 2: It never happened.

1090
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:48,399
Speaker 1: Just fake.

1091
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 2: Rachel, thank you so much for being here. Thank you,

1092
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 2: Doug plug Away. In addition to your Netflix special on

1093
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 2: May anything else, Oh, thank.

1094
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 4: You, and I will be in La at the Belasco

1095
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 4: Belasco Am I saying it ray you guys. Yeah, maintent

1096
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,320
Speaker 4: for part of the Netflix is a joke festival.

1097
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: Awesome.

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Speaker 5: Thank you guys so much. And I don't know where

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna be in between that sorry problem.

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Speaker 1: Everybody.

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Speaker 4: Go to my website that's Big Guy Netflix, Rachel dash

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Speaker 4: Findstein dot com and I'll have the rest of my tour.

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Speaker 1: Dates there Rachel cash Feinstein dot com.

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Speaker 5: Thank you guys so much. That was so fun.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome.

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Speaker 7: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen killed Grip

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Speaker 1: and Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: intern