Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamora Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas in
Speaker 2: a Pod with Teddy Mellivin Dama Judge.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, are is your mic still screwed up?
Speaker 3: Because you are whispering? Yes, it is still very sexy voice.
Speaker 3: Why don't you just get a new mic?
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, I'm willing to accept any new
Speaker 2: mic because this one could push me over the edge.
Speaker 3: Use your old mic.
Speaker 2: I can't. It doesn't go on too this to see
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. This thing. Then I then I go
Speaker 2: back to that mic that you.
Speaker 3: Oh god, damn, you know what? You can't wint I'm
Speaker 3: always something with you.
Speaker 2: It's oh, you know what. But it's the good news
Speaker 2: is that you're a great juxtaposition because you're always just calm, cool, relaxed.
Speaker 3: Demir, Demir, Dmir. I'm so sick of people using that word.
Speaker 3: It's only been a month.
Speaker 2: If I hear one more person say demur. And I
Speaker 2: also don't appreciate Instagram targeting me with the word demuir
Speaker 2: because now every single post, it doesn't matter if it's
Speaker 2: the house I post, whatever, it's like demure, demure.
Speaker 3: I know, it's really annoying.
Speaker 2: Is demur the new gas lighting word?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm so sick of it already.
Speaker 2: Do you think I'm just jealous that we're not demure? No?
Speaker 3: Give zero f's zero f's. So I'm really bummed you
Speaker 3: didn't get to do the snooky interview with me. She
Speaker 3: was amazing, fun, down to earth everything you would think
Speaker 3: she is. And Sophia was so excited. I didn't know
Speaker 3: she was a big fan. She popped in and said
Speaker 3: hi to her.
Speaker 2: She did, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sophia is really coming out of her shells. We were
Speaker 3: in New York, as you know, doing press. She did
Speaker 3: press with me. We went and saw the Harry Potter Show.
Speaker 3: So it was me Spencer who Spencer would not be
Speaker 3: shown on camera or even sit in the audience at
Speaker 3: Watcher Happins Live. His girlfriend did and his girlfriend and
Speaker 3: after we saw Harry Potter, The Cursed Child, I think
Speaker 3: it's called and it was so good three and a
Speaker 3: half hours though people just want to let you know
Speaker 3: it used to be two parter. Now it's one, but
Speaker 3: three and a half hours. But the special effects everything
Speaker 3: are amazing. Afterwards, we went and walked with Dave Quinn
Speaker 3: down Times Square because Jordan Spencer's girlfriend has never been
Speaker 3: a Times Square and you know, the people come up
Speaker 3: to you and try to scam you and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: Sofia would jump in front of me and the other
Speaker 3: person say stop. She doesn't want any go away, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh she gosh.
Speaker 2: I love her.
Speaker 3: I love possibly going to school there after she finishes
Speaker 3: General Ed. So she loved it there. She loved the
Speaker 3: people there, she loved the feeling there. She had the energy,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I want to buy an apartment there.
Speaker 3: My girlfriend, Shelly Black, who have friends of twenty years
Speaker 3: Orange County, bought an apartment there.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: The apartment's there? Like, okay, you could you could pay cash.
Speaker 3: We could pay cash for an apartment, you know, right,
Speaker 3: But the hoas are so high. I was looking at
Speaker 3: more expensive houses. The hoas are seventeen thousand dollars a month.
Speaker 3: That's the hia.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. Well, unless you're Sarah from Dubai. That's
Speaker 2: a lot of podcasts.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of pod I mean, that's that's one
Speaker 3: podcast for to pay her house payment and the ha,
Speaker 3: forty five thousand and forty five thousand. Glad you made
Speaker 3: it home.
Speaker 2: I know you got stuck.
Speaker 3: I was so lucky that I flew out the day
Speaker 3: I did, because the next day it's our porn. I
Speaker 3: would have been stuck in New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, like lightning whatever. Like it was insane. And
Speaker 2: then it got to the point where I was just like, fine, okay,
Speaker 2: I'll leave my luggage. Can I get on? And they're like, no,
Speaker 2: you can't leave your luggage. And at ten day, so
Speaker 2: it was a complete shit show. But finally, now we're home.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to be home.
Speaker 3: Were you in Kentucky? Is that where you were?
Speaker 2: Lexington, Kentucky? But that airport is so small that there's
Speaker 2: like one person that works there, and it's like when
Speaker 2: she's hitting the fan and there's lightning storms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you don't want to fly in that anyways.
Speaker 3: But I lucked out because I was supposed to go
Speaker 3: to watch What Happens Live the week before, but I
Speaker 3: ended up swapping with Emily because her stepdaughter was getting
Speaker 3: married switch, so she got stuck. She got stuck in
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, but I mean at least we're
Speaker 2: back now because we couldn't possibly miss, you know, to
Speaker 2: recap Dubai. I know, yay.
Speaker 3: Go headlines.
Speaker 2: First, well, let's talk about the trailer. Me and Carara
Speaker 2: had conflicting views on the trailer for Real Housewives in
Speaker 2: New York City. I absolutely loved it.
Speaker 3: The energy felt weird. It fell it to me and
Speaker 3: maybe I need to watch again. It was kind of
Speaker 3: like in slow motion or something. I just didn't I
Speaker 3: don't know, it was just like whoa. Well.
Speaker 2: It opens up with Jessel's screaming at pigeons flying at her.
Speaker 2: Then we see the women indoor rock climbing, secretized swimming,
Speaker 2: getting pedicures, playing dodgeball, and brand debating if her dog
Speaker 2: needs a puppy Instagram or a puppy only fans. I
Speaker 2: didn't know that was a thing. No. Then we see
Speaker 2: the women put their hands together saying we're moving on.
Speaker 2: Then we're introduced to Rebecca Minkoff and Bren's comments. She
Speaker 2: pretty much shades her and says, if you're at nords
Speaker 2: from the rack, you'll probably see her stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that is so mean. She is a
Speaker 3: Nordstrom as well, so I've seen her stuff there.
Speaker 2: Well, Rebecca says, whatever, I built one hundred million dollar company.
Speaker 2: Where I hear that? Yeah? True? You know what, I
Speaker 2: don't care if it sells at Target, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I mean, one hundred million dollar company is nothing to
Speaker 2: sneeze at. Then we're inerduced to Raquel, the lebron of
Speaker 2: the art world. Jenna says they were both married to
Speaker 2: men in the past, and Brent says Jenna has some competition.
Speaker 2: Then she starts chanting lesbian. Jenna tell's sigh, she's going
Speaker 2: to therapy, and then Bren says she doesn't see any
Speaker 2: growth or change, and Saia says, not today, Satan, not today.
Speaker 2: Didn't somebody else say not today, Satan? Yeah, that was Candace, Right,
Speaker 2: come on, you gotta get a new shit.
Speaker 3: Well, I think that that's like, that's a pretty popular
Speaker 3: saying not today, Satan, But Candice took it to a
Speaker 3: different level. Not today, neck, not today, ankle?
Speaker 2: Remember? Oh right? Yeah, yeah true. Then Jenna is wearing
Speaker 2: an engagement ring. Uba asked Jenna who she's had a
Speaker 2: crush on. Jenna says she cannot deny that Raquel is hot.
Speaker 2: Then there's tension between Aaron and Abe. Aarin accuses Abe
Speaker 2: of lying to her. Aaron gets emotional, saying she's not okay.
Speaker 2: Then we're back to another pigeon. Everyone is enough pigeons.
Speaker 3: By the way, when we were in New York and
Speaker 3: cut to park, it's always it's pigeons. And I kept
Speaker 3: thinking about the trailer.
Speaker 2: What was it Eagles don't fly with pigeons. I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, they all have wings. Just wait, wasn't
Speaker 2: that Derenda?
Speaker 3: Derenda, Yes, Derenda said that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Then uh. Brenn asks Aaron if someone is pregnant again.
Speaker 2: Aaron nods, and Brennan's side looks shocked. Si tells her
Speaker 2: mother someone had a wild night and ended up getting
Speaker 2: pregnant by some other guy.
Speaker 3: Who were they talking about.
Speaker 2: I mean, they made it seem like it could really
Speaker 2: be anyone, but I it kind of made me think
Speaker 2: that it was Jessel.
Speaker 3: Jessel was pregnant.
Speaker 2: I just made that up. But I'm guessing who else
Speaker 2: would be pregnant.
Speaker 3: No, I was believing it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, Jessel's pregnant. Then Uba tells Brenda google
Speaker 2: her name. Bren responds, You're not Naomi, You're not Giselle,
Speaker 2: Uba said. Naomi wishes Giselle wishes. Uba says you're a snake.
Speaker 2: Nobody sees you coming and everyone is shocked. Then Brnn asked,
Speaker 2: I sucked a dick to get a job. You're delusional.
Speaker 2: You model for dress, barn I don't even know what dress.
Speaker 2: Barne knows, well, it's not the bash.
Speaker 3: Is it like Kmart?
Speaker 2: It's maybe below Kmart? And then Aaron yells to stop.
Speaker 2: Brnn says, this isn't Staaten Island. Aaron says, don't call
Speaker 2: me Statton Island. Okay, I'm born and raised a city person.
Speaker 2: Then Brenn responds, okay, city person, and then we end
Speaker 2: on the women playing never Have I Ever. Brent says,
Speaker 2: this one's for you. Never Have I Ever? Jenna says,
Speaker 2: I'm not letting my children watch this. Pretty much what
Speaker 2: I got from this is I thought it looked pretty good.
Speaker 2: I like the changes in all the women, and I
Speaker 2: think that Aaron is going to be breakout this season.
Speaker 2: Like we've always liked Aaron, but I always liked her,
Speaker 2: but I think it's she's going to show it all.
Speaker 2: But then I'm confused. Are we seeing like a crush
Speaker 2: type thing between Jenna and the new chick Oh.
Speaker 3: I doubt it. I think that Jenna's in a relationship
Speaker 3: and she's wearing an engagement ring right right. But the
Speaker 3: thing is, are we going to be able to see
Speaker 3: this woman? Are we going to be able to see
Speaker 3: this woman? She keeps her personal life very personal.
Speaker 2: No, we're not going to be the person she's engaged to,
Speaker 2: but we may see who she has a crush on allegedly.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, then we also have the Salt Lake City.
Speaker 3: So wait, so when is a New York coming out?
Speaker 2: New York is coming out October first.
Speaker 3: So the October first, and then Salt Lake City's coming
Speaker 3: out September eighteen.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I mean we've got a busy couple months
Speaker 2: coming up.
Speaker 3: But so it's going to be Orange County, Salt Lake City,
Speaker 3: and York at a certain.
Speaker 2: Point and I don't know when the right time.
Speaker 3: To And then Dubai Dubai wraps in September.
Speaker 2: M we have a we can't we can't say who
Speaker 2: it is, but we have a new co host to
Speaker 2: recap Real Housewives of Orange County. Oh so we have
Speaker 2: a mid season We have a mid season change. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's not we of course, we loved Love Love
Speaker 2: love Alexia just mixing it up. We're just mixing it up.
Speaker 3: I wish I could do it, damn it.
Speaker 2: I wish you could do it too. But I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure that you guys listening are I mean, in lack
Speaker 2: of a better word, you're gonna shait your pants when
Speaker 2: you see who it is.
Speaker 3: You are going to shit. She's a legend, she's an icon.
Speaker 2: She's a Queen's a queen. She's the baddest bitch on
Speaker 2: the planet. Yes, So Alack City, Salt Lake City. The
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season five trailer is here.
Speaker 2: People Magazine breaks it down. Mary Cosby returns in a
Speaker 2: full time role alongside Heather Gay, Lisa Barlow, Meredith Marx,
Speaker 2: Whitney Rose, and Angie hold On. I don't know if
Speaker 2: this is like a fake photoshop thing, but the picture
Speaker 2: that I saw Angie is middle.
Speaker 3: I think this is their gallery shoot, and I think
Speaker 3: maybe what you saw could have been like their opening title.
Speaker 2: With the I'm sorry, but to switch to a middle
Speaker 2: that quickly, that's huge.
Speaker 3: Oh, I see what you're saying. I thought you meant
Speaker 3: it took place of this, I know. And then Heather
Speaker 3: Gay is on the end her. I think her and
Speaker 3: Lisa I'm not mistaken, are on the ends.
Speaker 2: Well, there's a new there's a new bron Win in
Speaker 2: town because joining the group is new housewife bron Winn Newport.
Speaker 2: That's kind of funny.
Speaker 3: Bronwin Newport. Brons live in Newport.
Speaker 2: A longtime friend of Barlow's, who arrives in Coture with
Speaker 2: her over the top fashion and a sense of humor
Speaker 2: as sharp as the diamonds she wears. According to an
Speaker 2: official Bravo release, Bronwin is not here to make friends
Speaker 2: and I don't trust her, Gay says in the trailer,
Speaker 2: before confronting her for telling everybody in the group a
Speaker 2: different story. I'm already loving her. I know.
Speaker 3: So she's feisty, she's she's coming in hot. That's what
Speaker 3: we like to see in a new girl. That just
Speaker 3: like Telene she came in.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, she also is giving like
Speaker 2: Chanelle ion vibes to me with her outfits, with the
Speaker 2: outfits like it's so over the top.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm into it and I can't wait. I am
Speaker 3: so excited for both shows to come out. I'm equally
Speaker 3: as excited. Salt Lake City, New York It's going to
Speaker 3: be good. Bronwin's husband is twenty six years old.
Speaker 2: Only should I missed that part? Twenty six years older? Oh,
Speaker 2: twenty six years older. I thought you're gonna say he
Speaker 2: was twenty six years old. No, twenty six years older.
Speaker 3: That's that's Carolina.
Speaker 2: And is that is that more? Is that older than
Speaker 2: Mary's husband is to her? I think so well. Mary
Speaker 2: seems engaged this season.
Speaker 3: She's kind of like a Girardi and Erica kind of situation.
Speaker 3: Wasn't he like twenty six years older or something like that?
Speaker 2: Unclear? Unclear? But in the mix too. We also have
Speaker 2: two new friends, Brittany, but it's not spelled the regular way.
Speaker 2: I love it when it's a spelling like this b
Speaker 2: r it A and I Yeah. And then Malie Workman.
Speaker 2: Bateman introduced into the group by gay Is, described it
Speaker 2: as a Utah native, practicing Mormon, real estate developer, actress,
Speaker 2: accoladed singer, and an on again, off again relationship. She's
Speaker 2: said to bump heads with a few of the ladies
Speaker 2: from the Jump. Workman, on the other hand, is a
Speaker 2: pile of roses. Originally from California. The model and the
Speaker 2: mother of four was raised LDS and moved to Utah
Speaker 2: for more to be more involved in the church, but
Speaker 2: ultimately decided the faith what's not for her? Well, of course,
Speaker 2: when she got the show, then, Angie seems uh to
Speaker 2: knock Barlow for letting her son sit in game until
Speaker 2: two in the morning.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't like I don't like mom shaming.
Speaker 2: I don't like mom shame.
Speaker 3: I don't like mom shaming.
Speaker 2: But I also think there's a very big difference in age.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know what son they're talking about in
Speaker 2: regards to Lisa Barlow, but it's.
Speaker 3: Probably her younger son Jack. Wait, Jack's the older one.
Speaker 2: Jack's the older one, and he's off. He's on a mission.
Speaker 3: Didn't he go on a mission? Well that's the last season,
Speaker 3: that's what we heard. So I got to be shocked
Speaker 3: as him.
Speaker 2: But either way, I'm a great mom. That's a that's
Speaker 2: a low blow. I don't think you've been a good
Speaker 2: friend to me lately, Barlow later tells Angie, who stands
Speaker 2: up and clap claps back, You're a effing bitch to me.
Speaker 2: So the thing that I do know about this cut
Speaker 2: back six months ago. We were on a group text
Speaker 2: with Angie and Lisa because they were such good friends.
Speaker 2: So I'm confused, will happen? Well, it's happened here.
Speaker 3: Funny how that happens. It's funny how when you start
Speaker 3: filming and then people accuse of you you can't keep
Speaker 3: a friend.
Speaker 2: You're a friend and flopper. And it's like, didn't really
Speaker 2: take three movies to replace Monica? Or are we fine
Speaker 2: with Monica being gone? I don't know.
Speaker 3: We'll see how it goes. I you know, I like Monica.
Speaker 3: I think that she stirred things up and cause shit,
Speaker 3: and I like that. Now Andy said, Mary is clocked
Speaker 3: in and engaged with a group like never before. So
Speaker 3: we're gonna be able to see a totally different Mary
Speaker 3: because you know a lot of times Mary just you know,
Speaker 3: beats her own drum and walks off scene and just
Speaker 3: sits by herself. So and changes in her life as well.
Speaker 3: Isn't she operated from her husband?
Speaker 2: Allegedly they're they're breaking up. But what about the Mary
Speaker 2: versus Meredith?
Speaker 3: Unexpected? For sure, we didn't think that was going to happen.
Speaker 2: I gotta say I didn't really appreciate the short little
Speaker 2: bangs that Meredith had at the one dinner have you
Speaker 2: ever seen Beetlejuice like short bangs.
Speaker 3: Period, but when they're like micro banks every once in
Speaker 3: a while, you know, every once while Sophia cuts his
Speaker 3: microbangs and I hate them.
Speaker 2: But these weren't even bangs. It was like if I
Speaker 2: were to pull up my hair right here and just
Speaker 2: let like four of my little baby strands sit there
Speaker 2: like I was like paste it on her forehead. No,
Speaker 2: they were just like three. It really Please watch the
Speaker 2: scene from Beetlejuice where there's just like the three fangs.
Speaker 2: I don't want to Oh my gosh, Well anyways, uh.
Speaker 2: Barlow is also feuding with Whitney, calling her uh to
Speaker 2: her husband a liar, who then he quickly jumps to
Speaker 2: his wife to defense. I have built everything I have,
Speaker 2: the Beata tequila owner says, though Rose is quick to
Speaker 2: finish her since with a on the backs of other
Speaker 2: people claim getting get that fing wig off your head.
Speaker 2: So there's like a scene where they're all dressed and
Speaker 2: stuff like Barlows. That's weird.
Speaker 3: They do some interesting little parties there, but this one
Speaker 3: curious to why they would have everybody dress up like
Speaker 3: Lisa would.
Speaker 2: How would our birthall dress up as you like, I'm
Speaker 2: very bad us. What are we just going to wear
Speaker 2: Aviator Nation and have wet hair in a baseball cap
Speaker 2: with us and our matching beige? Allow the light?
Speaker 3: I have a dress from Amazon.
Speaker 2: On Oh are you gonna ldk it after this?
Speaker 3: Probably not, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Then we see former friends Cosby and Marx appearing to
Speaker 2: be on the outs. Not a shock to me, especially
Speaker 2: if Mary's actually engaged this season, and then saying you're
Speaker 2: not always the victim, Cosby says while confronting Marks, and
Speaker 2: one scene before miss dismissing her of fence with have
Speaker 2: a good day. Yeah, you used me for three years.
Speaker 2: I got the memo, Mark says in a response. The
Speaker 2: tension only builds at a dinner where Marks is thrown
Speaker 2: out of Cosby's dining room. You're a sneaky, little, snarky
Speaker 2: little something, Cosby alledges, then standing up to scream, get
Speaker 2: out of my house. The new season begins airing September eighteenth,
Speaker 2: so make sure you guys tune in excited about that.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Here we go. We're onto Real Housewives
Speaker 2: of Dubai Season two, Episode eleven, Chanelle and her husband go,
Speaker 2: I get how many episodes are there, I don't know.
Speaker 2: This isn't the last one, unfortunately, but she tells him
Speaker 2: she got the results about her age. Chris says he's
Speaker 2: proud of how Chanelle handles herself in the Lisa drama.
Speaker 2: I love you, Chanelle, but I don't know that proud
Speaker 2: is the word I would use on how you handled yourself.
Speaker 3: I kind of wish I could just do the same
Speaker 3: thing and say I don't really know what my true
Speaker 3: age is. And because next month, less than a month, Teddy,
Speaker 3: I will be fifty seven years old. How the hell
Speaker 3: has that happened?
Speaker 2: Fifty seven? You know what, Let's get your teeth checked
Speaker 2: to make sure. Yes. But Chris is like the Xanax
Speaker 2: to Chanelle's caffeine. He like, he's so.
Speaker 3: I mean, first of all, we don't we haven't really
Speaker 3: gotten to meet him like like this, like to sit
Speaker 3: down and listen to them talk and have a full conversation.
Speaker 3: He's usually kind of in the background, walks in with her,
Speaker 3: but never really like the I'm like, who is this
Speaker 3: guy she's sitting with? Yeah, that's her husband. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: what's his name? Because he's hardly ever on the show.
Speaker 3: But he seems to be the voice of reason.
Speaker 2: He does.
Speaker 3: It was definitely like xanax.
Speaker 2: I guess you would say, yeah, he's just he's toned down.
Speaker 2: And then at home, Lisa tells Rich she can forgive
Speaker 2: I on but not forget. But what is that actually mean?
Speaker 2: Like when people say I can forgive not forget, do
Speaker 2: you really like I think you either do both.
Speaker 3: I know, I think it's just a saying that people
Speaker 3: say when you really think about it, If you're gonna,
Speaker 3: you know, forgive, but I'm not gonna forget, It's gonna
Speaker 3: be in my memory bank and it might come up
Speaker 3: at any moment.
Speaker 2: But then you're not forgiving exactly like.
Speaker 3: And then well you just it's like saying, I'm taking
Speaker 3: a mental note that you're an asshole, right, and the
Speaker 3: next time you're the next time you're an asshole, you're
Speaker 3: gonna be a double asshole in my head.
Speaker 2: Right, And it's pretty much just like I are. And
Speaker 2: especially with what we know now, this friendship is very
Speaker 2: flawed and about to really cause the problem. But then
Speaker 2: stan Berry and Sergei you have a chat in their bedroom.
Speaker 2: Stanbury wants to meet with Lisa to smooth things over
Speaker 2: because uh, Lisa and Milan. But on the flip side
Speaker 2: of this Xanax conversation, Sergio sometimes seems like he's the
Speaker 2: reason Stanbury needs the Xanax, Like I love them at
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 3: Of this, I know. I love when he was like
Speaker 3: at the very beginning of the episode he's like, this
Speaker 3: is across, it's going to go over the door.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I love his accent. I wish I couldn't mimic it.
Speaker 3: And and this is this and she's like, no, that's
Speaker 3: like when Eddie goes to Costco and brings home rugs
Speaker 3: for the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, it's not happening.
Speaker 3: He put them in the garage. That's what you get
Speaker 3: to decorate the garage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can handle the garage. Then Chanel meets with
Speaker 2: this chick used to be I think Kim Kardashian's best friend.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're not best friends anymore. We
Speaker 2: just don't see them together. Oh really, yes, her name.
Speaker 2: She's like a big time you know make up I
Speaker 2: really liked her.
Speaker 3: She had really good energy.
Speaker 2: Of course she had really good energy because she was
Speaker 2: like amazing press for my own makeup, like her making.
Speaker 3: But she's she she spoke, well, she I don't know, like.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind the housewife, I'd love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: I live in Dubai. I don't know. Let me call
Speaker 2: her up and ask her, Well, should we ask her
Speaker 2: if we can get one of our products into sepphor
Speaker 2: even though we don't have one yet. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: know what I what would we make chrapstick.
Speaker 3: Asshole cream?
Speaker 2: Bleaching our assholes? Well, then Sara tells Saba and Nina Nina,
Speaker 2: who Nina, you really brought down the houses?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I didn't even realize that was Nina.
Speaker 3: I did not even realize that was Nina because I'm like,
Speaker 3: who's this other random girl?
Speaker 2: She's like. Saba was like, well did you tell her?
Speaker 2: And then they panned to her for one second, and
Speaker 2: I was like.
Speaker 3: I'm like, they're they're really pushing for Sarah to have
Speaker 3: some friends.
Speaker 2: But it's like we already met Nina. But either way
Speaker 2: they're talking about this story didn't one hundred percent makes
Speaker 2: sense to me. At first, I thought she was saying
Speaker 2: that the nanny slush housekeeper was bringing in guys to
Speaker 2: have sex with, but then it was like she was
Speaker 2: bringing in guys to stock her child. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It seemed very strange me and I also after hearing
Speaker 3: she said she got paid forty five thousand dollars, I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't even know if this story is true, and
Speaker 3: if it is true, why would you put it on
Speaker 3: national TV? But also then I would be scared shitless.
Speaker 2: Remember, Saba has put out a release that she's her
Speaker 2: friendship and stop, make it stop? Yeah? That her? You please?
Speaker 2: You guys go. We don't have time to.
Speaker 3: Put out across the release to let everybody know that
Speaker 3: she's no longer friends with Sarah, And we're like, Saba,
Speaker 3: who are you?
Speaker 2: Sava? Your polo outfit means that we no longer care.
Speaker 3: I would, honestly, I wouldn't know how to dress pro polo.
Speaker 2: I would. I would not.
Speaker 3: You would you do that horse thing?
Speaker 2: That definitely wasn't very demure of Sava? But Sarah then,
Speaker 2: you know, gets into it. I feel like, you know, then,
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 3: Then we here, why are they trying to make Saba happen?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Why did you try to make Sarah happen? Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I take it back, I take it all back. Then
Speaker 3: I just love like her style. And no, she's a
Speaker 3: girl in Dubai to have the tattoos and the piercings,
Speaker 3: and I thought she was like edgy and fun.
Speaker 2: She's sexy and hot, but she's not fun for sure.
Speaker 3: No, No, not this season anyways, maybe next season.
Speaker 2: Not any season. Okay, Okay, we've been on a helling
Speaker 2: journey for years and the helling isn't working. But then
Speaker 2: Stanbury and Lisa meet up. Lisa tell Stanbury she was
Speaker 2: back to her usual self when she threw I on
Speaker 2: under the bus. Stan Barry apologizes. Lisa tells Stanbury calling
Speaker 2: her an escort, her her family and she can't even
Speaker 2: take her kids to school because she thinks other moms
Speaker 2: view her as an escort. Stanbury apologizes again and says
Speaker 2: she wasn't thinking long.
Speaker 3: Okay, why are they bringing up the escort from last season?
Speaker 3: Why bring it up if you don't want people to
Speaker 3: talk about it. I didn't even remember it, and I
Speaker 3: certainly don't think the woman in the carpool line are
Speaker 3: looking at her going she's an escort. I just don't
Speaker 3: see that. I don't understand Lisa's issue with Stanbury either.
Speaker 3: Stanbury only called her an escort last season because she
Speaker 3: was provoked.
Speaker 2: But also Stanbury's apology tour is not something I expected
Speaker 2: this season, but I'm here for it. She's like, you
Speaker 2: know what, didn't really think about it, but I absolutely
Speaker 2: love her. I love her. I love her.
Speaker 3: I mean even when she doesn't the wrong She's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2: Get over it. I wasn't really thinking about the long
Speaker 2: term there, Sorry about that.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: Then it's Caroline Brooks full of event. Raffy and Brooks
Speaker 2: are seeing each other for the first time since the fight.
Speaker 2: I actually thought nothing actually happened there, Nothing did happen? Nope.
Speaker 3: And then who do you think had the best Hello outfit?
Speaker 2: I think, honestly like Stanbury.
Speaker 3: She was just in white linen or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why are they? I mean, granted minus for like.
Speaker 3: Going to the Kentucky Derby, but like.
Speaker 2: The Kentucky Derby is still not I don't know.
Speaker 3: And then Chanelle looked like the Wicked Witch of the
Speaker 3: Wizard of Oz. I'm like, what do you where are
Speaker 3: you going with that one with all black with a
Speaker 3: big giant black hat.
Speaker 2: And also, don't try to fool us, it's a thousand
Speaker 2: degrees in Dubai right now, like Lisa Milan had on
Speaker 2: seventy four layers, like I would have been sweating through
Speaker 2: them all, like ripping them off.
Speaker 3: Who won?
Speaker 2: Was it Lisa?
Speaker 3: Or who won Finding the Gold?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, didn't she give award for the best dressed?
Speaker 2: I don't even know I heard them say that, but
Speaker 2: whatever it was, I didn't agree with it. I remember
Speaker 2: them being like, oh, she looks the best, and maybe
Speaker 2: they said Lisa, I.
Speaker 3: Don't buy does Dubuy aeron Dubai? I mean because we
Speaker 3: Orange County and the other shows in the States do
Speaker 3: not air, and.
Speaker 2: Dubai I would imagine it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Oh that's weird to be on a show that doesn't
Speaker 3: even air in the country you live in.
Speaker 2: I know that is crazy. But then it's Stanbury's birthday
Speaker 2: and Sergio is taking her on a yacht. He has
Speaker 2: a cake made that's a replication of their house.
Speaker 3: I love the ditch Stany's like, I don't do birthdays,
Speaker 3: and they do a flashback of from forty four to
Speaker 3: forty six of all the birthdays She's done.
Speaker 2: Well and I love Believe me, I love this couple.
Speaker 2: I love the authenticity of this conversation. I love every
Speaker 2: single part of it, but I do have a question
Speaker 2: because it's like when my kids know it's my birthday
Speaker 2: coming up, and then like my babysitter asked me for
Speaker 2: my credit card so she can take my kids to
Speaker 2: go shopping for.
Speaker 3: Me, I use something with your money?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, Like I don't know that I would be
Speaker 2: that excited that someone purchased a broken bag for me
Speaker 2: with my own money? Right? Would you? Am I a
Speaker 2: dick in that way? No?
Speaker 3: But do you think he doesn't.
Speaker 2: Have any money?
Speaker 3: I actually heard none of If it's true that he
Speaker 3: comes from money.
Speaker 2: I think they collectively have money. I think they do
Speaker 2: a lot in social media deals and he is a
Speaker 2: big part of it. I think he runs all of it.
Speaker 2: So I'm sure he makes his own money. But I
Speaker 2: still I couldn't help myself but think that, like when
Speaker 2: my kids are like, mom, can we have your Bank
Speaker 2: of America card? And then they bring me home like
Speaker 2: some you know, dry shampoo and a candle from Target,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, thank you so much for the thoughtful
Speaker 2: birthday gift.
Speaker 3: And some feel bad for Sergio because I don't think
Speaker 3: a baby's going to be happening.
Speaker 2: Well this I didn't actually until this moment, I didn't
Speaker 2: really think about where Sergio's head was. I thought he
Speaker 2: just wanted to have a baby in general, which you like.
Speaker 3: When he said, well, Caroline will be gone, Caroline will
Speaker 3: be gone, my parents shall be dead, my parents will
Speaker 3: be dead, and I'll be I'll have nobody.
Speaker 2: And then that's when I actually felt a little bit sad.
Speaker 2: But you could see in that moment it hit Stanbury.
Speaker 2: I think Stanbury made a very good point. She's like, listen,
Speaker 2: our love affair and our relationship and all those things
Speaker 2: have been based on being able to do whatever we
Speaker 2: want whenever we want to, so much fun, and you
Speaker 2: bring a baby into the mix, and that changes everything.
Speaker 3: I could not imagine starting over at her age. I
Speaker 3: couldn't imagine.
Speaker 2: But do you think that Sergio would actually really leave
Speaker 2: if he couldn't be Well, that's what I was going
Speaker 2: to ask you.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: He had tears in his eyes, and she I think
Speaker 2: for the first time she actually was shocked on camera.
Speaker 2: Why is it?
Speaker 3: Why doesn't maybe, but why doesn't she just hires sarrogate
Speaker 3: the baby? And if things don't work out he could
Speaker 3: have the baby.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I don't think it's about that. I think,
Speaker 2: you know, one, you'd have to she'd have to have
Speaker 2: the surrogate be in the United States because remember you
Speaker 2: can't have surrogates in Dubai.
Speaker 3: Okay, they're back and forth all the time, they're always traveling.
Speaker 2: But I think for her it's not about actually those specifics.
Speaker 2: I think it's have I mean, the first fifteen years
Speaker 2: of your kid's life, everything changes, Like your kids are
Speaker 2: in school.
Speaker 3: They're not going to be able to travel like that.
Speaker 3: And I don't think he understands that because their entire life,
Speaker 3: like like she you were saying, and she was saying,
Speaker 3: we're gone, we're doing things, we're traveling.
Speaker 2: And that I think that's what she wanted. I think
Speaker 2: that's I.
Speaker 3: Think at what is she forty some forty eight years
Speaker 3: old now, it's like I couldn't imagine waking up in
Speaker 3: the middle of the night and taking care of a
Speaker 3: baby and then being fifty five years old and taking
Speaker 3: it to kindergarten like that.
Speaker 2: No, it's a lot, but I always a lot. I
Speaker 2: do think they really love each other, for sure. I do.
Speaker 3: I love their dynamic. I think it's often funny, but I.
Speaker 2: Am not sure that Happy Birthday, give me a baby
Speaker 2: is the best way to celebrate forty seven. No, but
Speaker 2: that was the end of Dubai and we are going
Speaker 2: to see more coming soon. I did enjoy this episode
Speaker 2: because I do think the women are pretty authentic with
Speaker 2: whatever shit's going on with them. There's just some things
Speaker 2: that I don't necessarily care about, but I do care
Speaker 2: about Stanburry.
Speaker 3: I did too.
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