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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. Okay, it's official. Being rich

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Speaker 1: makes you incredibly bored, It's the Jebil Show. I don't

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Speaker 1: know that because I'm incredibly rich. I just know that

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Speaker 1: because of a story that's making international news today, one

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Speaker 1: of the richest people in the world is doing something ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Also that they can build their yacht. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And who's the rich person that the entire world is

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Speaker 1: angry at? Of course it's Jeff Bezos. Congratulations, first guests,

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Speaker 1: you got it right, Amazon CEO, creator, richest man in

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Speaker 1: the world. Definitely a super villain. Jeff Bezos, the guy

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Speaker 1: who started Amazon. What did you do? Jeff Bezos is

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Speaker 1: taking a lot of heat today for something ridiculous that

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Speaker 1: just proves no matter how rich you are, you can

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Speaker 1: do anything you want if you have enough money. Jeff Bezos,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this or not. Is

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Speaker 1: having a massive yacht built, the world's biggest yacht. Of course,

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Speaker 1: because it's Jeff Bezos, right, the world's biggest Yes to

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Speaker 1: have the world's biggest, most money wold, but maybe because

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Speaker 1: he has the world's smallest It's being built in the Netherlands. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: that's not the news though. That's not the thing that

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Speaker 1: people are talking about. What the area where Jeff Bezos

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Speaker 1: is building his new mega Ultramega super yacht. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: in the Netherlands, and in the area it's being built,

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Speaker 1: there's a historic bridge. They've made it a national monument

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Speaker 1: in the Netherlands, so think about it. That's like here

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Speaker 1: in America, the Washington Monument or something. So they've made it.

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Speaker 1: It's a historic site and a part of our world's

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Speaker 1: history in the Netherlands, and Jeff Basos is having it

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Speaker 1: destroyed so that he can drive his boat through after

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Speaker 1: it's done, because it won't fit underneath. I'm kidding. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding at all. Jeff Bezos literally was like, okay, hey, Netherlands, like,

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Speaker 1: I know you have this bridge super old, right, and

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Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, way, super old. It's actually a national

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Speaker 1: monument here. And he's like, okay, I'm Jeff Basos. I'm

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Speaker 1: building the yacht that's super big, so can we destroy

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Speaker 1: this super old bridge? I can drive my yacht out

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Speaker 1: to the open seas. Did it have to be built

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Speaker 1: in the Netherlands. This is why I say that I

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Speaker 1: think rich people are just bored. If you're Jeff Bezos

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna build the world's biggest yacht ever, you

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Speaker 1: could probably figure out a way to have it built

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the ocean where you can drive

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Speaker 1: it anywhere when it's done. But if you're Jeff Bezos,

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Speaker 1: you get your assistance assistant Assistant assistance on the phone

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Speaker 1: and you're like, I want to find the smallest place

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Speaker 1: that I could possibly build this yacht, so much so

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Speaker 1: that I have to ask an entire country to destroy

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Speaker 1: a bridge so I can drive it under it. Can

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Speaker 1: you do that? I'm real bored today. And they're like,

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Speaker 1: we'll get on it, sir, And then like we found

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Speaker 1: the Firs slot in the Netherlands. He's like great, I

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Speaker 1: mean it's That's not the only thing that Jeff Bezos

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Speaker 1: has taken heat for over the years. Yeah, Jeff Bezos

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Speaker 1: apparently loves to buy things and then destroy them, Like what.

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Speaker 1: It kind of makes me life basis even more because

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Speaker 1: if I was rich, I would just do that. I

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Speaker 1: would just buy incredibly expensive things, Like I'd buy a

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Speaker 1: Lamborghini just to drive it into a tree just to

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Speaker 1: see how it felt, and go, I can do that

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Speaker 1: I'm super rich. This dude loves destroying history. The only

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Speaker 1: thing Jeff Besos likes more than finding ways to deliver

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Speaker 1: stuff to your door in an hour or so is

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Speaker 1: destroying history. Jeff Bezos actually bought a historic museum, oh no,

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Speaker 1: for twenty three million dollars so he could convert it

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Speaker 1: into his home. Yeah, it was a a story museum

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Speaker 1: in Washington, d C. We're talking about how Jeff Bezos

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Speaker 1: is having a five hundred million dollars mega yacht built

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Speaker 1: in the Netherlands in an area that has a national monument.

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Speaker 1: It's a bridge, it's historic, it's super old, and he's

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Speaker 1: having it super destroyed so that he can drive his

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Speaker 1: yacht out after construction is complete. And we're talking about

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Speaker 1: all the other things that Jeff Bezos has bought and

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Speaker 1: then destroyed. He bought a historic museum just to make

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Speaker 1: it his house. And also on a whim, he bought

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Speaker 1: The Washington Post, a newspaper one time for no reason,

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Speaker 1: apparently a newspaper company digital producer Christian jumping in here,

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Speaker 1: is it possible that he bought the Post so he

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Speaker 1: could like control the media's like stories about him, the

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Speaker 1: narrative around him. Well, if he did, he's not doing

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Speaker 1: a good job. These stories are terrible about him content

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Speaker 1: exactly and press. He's so rich in out of touch,

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Speaker 1: he doesn't get it. He's like, we need to write

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Speaker 1: a story about how I'm destroying that historic monument in

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Speaker 1: the Netherlands. Why why is nobody talking about how I'm

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Speaker 1: destroying that bridge so I can so I can drive

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Speaker 1: my yacht through it. People are gonna love that, they

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Speaker 1: know they're not Jeff, what about the museum I bought

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Speaker 1: so I could take a crap in the floor? Right?

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Speaker 1: What about that one? No? Jeff text in four six one.

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Speaker 1: If you had all the money in the world, what

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Speaker 1: is the most expensive thing you would buy and then destroy.

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Speaker 1: I've always said that if I were getting incredibly rich,

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Speaker 1: I will buy a mansion, a huge mansion with another

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Speaker 1: mansion behind it. I buy two mansions, one mega mansion

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Speaker 1: in the backyard that is just the bathroom. All it

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Speaker 1: would have in it would be a golden toilet. I

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Speaker 1: would have a mansion bathroom that is so you Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I would do. I'd want to destroy the

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Speaker 1: White House, buy and then destroy the White House. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, cool, I'm gonna just take that clip of

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Speaker 1: you saying destroy the White House and use that and

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Speaker 1: send that to the government and see what happens. The

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