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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's up? It's donk.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, can you say that again?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's donk.

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Speaker 3: DONC don donk like do you and oh you know

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Speaker 3: what I think my resume had like my whole name

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Speaker 3: on it. This is Paul Dunkler, but like people call

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Speaker 3: me donk Uh. We had an interview schedule at this

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Speaker 3: time for a receptionist at your law office.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, Paul, yes, yeah, but you can call

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Speaker 1: me donk if you you know, that's just what everybody

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Speaker 1: knows me. Okay, you'd like me to call you donk.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's cool.

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Speaker 3: I mean you could call me Paul if you want you,

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Speaker 3: but like most people, just call me donk.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, well thanks for calling.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'm excited to cross it. Thank you for

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Speaker 3: interviewing me for this position. You know, I'm really like

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Speaker 3: tell you all about Hall Slett.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, go ahead, tell me a little bit about

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Speaker 1: yourself if you don't mind.

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Speaker 2: A woman name is donk m Yeah, and.

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Speaker 1: Can you tell me a little bit more about yourself?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I could bench two fifty three times four times.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I like uh the other day, Like, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: I forgot the question.

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Speaker 1: I was just asking you a little bit about yourself,

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Speaker 1: but could you actually tell me a little bit more

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Speaker 1: about your work experience. We don't that's great that you

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Speaker 1: can do the exercise stuff, but yeah, we're actually really

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Speaker 1: interested in hearing about your work experience and what would

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Speaker 1: make you in a great candidate.

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Speaker 3: Like I really want to be a lawyer, So like

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Speaker 3: getting the foot in the door, you know, I figure,

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Speaker 3: like you know, sometimes in life, dude, you got to

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Speaker 3: start low on the tote and pull in order to

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Speaker 3: be like the top, but you know, head boss person,

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Speaker 3: you know.

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Speaker 2: And so like I.

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Speaker 3: Figure, if I want to be a lawyer, dude, I

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Speaker 3: got to start answering phones and then eventually did I'll

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Speaker 3: be in the courtroom, you know, doing my thing. So

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Speaker 3: that's what I'm doing.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you want to get this job because you want

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Speaker 1: to be a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, but.

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Speaker 1: Do you have law experience? Have you?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: So y'all, Like I think what you're asking is have

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Speaker 3: I ever been arrested before? And yes, dude, but like

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Speaker 3: only once and that was because the dude started a

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Speaker 3: fight with me.

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Speaker 1: Bro, you know that is not what I was asking. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So it sounds like you did not go to school

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Speaker 1: for law.

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Speaker 3: No matter what, dude, I'm going to become a lawyer,

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Speaker 3: you know, And so I'm very excited to be interviewing

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Speaker 3: with you, and like I'm even willing to do the

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Speaker 3: job pro boner if you want for a little while.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry to use a pro boner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a legal term that means for free.

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Speaker 1: That that's extremely inappropriate. I don't think that.

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Speaker 3: Inappropriate for me to use like legal language if I'm

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Speaker 3: not like an optional law.

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Speaker 1: Person that legal language. That's not legal language.

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Speaker 2: Pro boner means like for free.

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Speaker 1: Pro bono means for free. I'm going to go ahead

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Speaker 1: and end this interview because this is absolutely not going

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Speaker 1: to work out, and I would highly encourage you to

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Speaker 1: not speak to people like this in future interviews whatever

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Speaker 1: you're going for. But this is going to be a

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Speaker 1: no for us as well.

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Speaker 2: So Donk is kind of confused right now.

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Speaker 1: You're not getting the job, Donk, Oh, I'm not an

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Speaker 1: appropriate candidate for the receptionist.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So like what you're saying is like you don't

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Speaker 3: want to work with Donk. So that like you and

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Speaker 3: I can go out.

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Speaker 1: You know, obviously you are obviously best suited to be

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Speaker 1: like a towel attendant at a gym. Okay, so that's

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Speaker 1: what you should look into doing right now. And honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go talk to Rosa right now because

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Speaker 1: she's the one that recommended you. And this is incredibly awful.

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe that I wasted my time with this.

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Speaker 1: So why don't you go crush a protein shake I

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Speaker 1: guess or whatever it is the do apparently, and just get.

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Speaker 3: Off of this p Well, first I won't let you

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Speaker 3: know it's a prank phone call. What Yeah, this is

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Speaker 3: actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank

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Speaker 3: on you.

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Speaker 2: Your coworker Rosa sets you up.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, she said that you're hiring for a

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Speaker 3: receptionist at the office.

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Speaker 2: Worst of view at.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks,

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties