Speaker 1: Oh my god, we did it. They gave us another
Speaker 1: It's like we ran a marathon and they're like, here's
Speaker 1: seven more miles to run in a three hour period.
Speaker 1: Not fairer BBC. But you're new and your will can
Speaker 1: you discover to lesbians can be good for rating watching
Speaker 1: Chris Harrison say the phrase quirk Queen is everything. But
Speaker 1: everything I needed just that way everything I needed. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you guys, we did it. And we've all
Speaker 1: my bunnies, my my, my precious bunnies out there, and
Speaker 1: well you accept this roseland you've all been with us
Speaker 1: on this journey. We didn't think we were going to
Speaker 1: make this extra six miles, but we made it. And
Speaker 1: I'm so glad we did because I think we are
Speaker 1: ending on a real, a real varsity level high this week. Um,
Speaker 1: you are here, this man. You know this man's got
Speaker 1: b D. You know this man has got a neatly
Speaker 1: trimmed beer. You know this man has a cat theme song.
Speaker 1: Let's let's make it official, Bobbies on a vacation, all
Speaker 1: away talking man. You know thought Bachelor of the Year
Speaker 1: is a little I don't want to use it. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you Player of the Year this season.
Speaker 1: You have been Player of the year. You win Player
Speaker 1: of the Year this season one podcast. Thanks. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 1: I feel like I put in the hours. I really
Speaker 1: watched every minute of this damn thing. You watched every minute.
Speaker 1: And what a season it was. What a season. We
Speaker 1: were texting, we were guesting last night with our other
Speaker 1: guests about and I don't want to get cocky, but
Speaker 1: I guess three proposals to stay together. And I shouldn't
Speaker 1: give as much credit. I just agreed with you, you
Speaker 1: know what. But we don't know in a year what
Speaker 1: will be at I think it will be at one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think at best. Okay, let's give an intro to
Speaker 1: my friend who has a really nice hair color and bangs.
Speaker 1: Let's see what happens you love to love you rookie. Yes,
Speaker 1: here we go. She's my best friend in Atlanta. I
Speaker 1: met her also in Atlanta. But then when we be
Speaker 1: friended each other go out watching love journeys, and I
Speaker 1: dragged her to my garage and then she fell in
Speaker 1: love and got engaged to a rector and making friends
Speaker 1: and Atlanta. She gave me a key necklace. We go
Speaker 1: to the store and we buy things like chief T
Speaker 1: shirt a good times. We both like catch. Her name
Speaker 1: is Debbie Ryan. She's like, my god, Wow, wow, it's
Speaker 1: still going. It's still going. That's it. It does that
Speaker 1: thrill you. It really thrills me. I feel like I'm home.
Speaker 1: You're home. You made it, Debbie, you made You've been
Speaker 1: on like your pre honeymoon tour because you're not married.
Speaker 1: You've been celebrating your engagement. We've been doing like mad
Speaker 1: travel it. Tonight you went. You went to Europe. Where
Speaker 1: can you recommend? Which is a mussy for our listeners,
Speaker 1: like what spot are you like? Oh damn, you gotta
Speaker 1: get it on in Lisbon? Girl, I would say, Berlin's
Speaker 1: very cool. I've been there. I love at She's nice.
Speaker 1: She's nice. Oh she's really cool. She likes a ping
Speaker 1: pong in the park. She likes a kid to set
Speaker 1: a fire and just run around without their parents. She
Speaker 1: loves a goth club. She's great coffee. I mean, you
Speaker 1: think Andy and Eric aren't just like doing bad things
Speaker 1: in Bay Smiths there. I definitely was texting Andy, Andy
Speaker 1: Fleming our sweet love and I texted him and I
Speaker 1: was like, Hey, I'm going to Berlin. Any recommendations. He's like,
Speaker 1: it's going to be different for everyone exactly. It's like
Speaker 1: I'm a leather daddy, so you're probably gonna have a
Speaker 1: different experience. I loved Italy a lot. I went when
Speaker 1: I was a kid. I lived in Germany and my
Speaker 1: mom home schooled us, so we got to like kind
Speaker 1: of drive around borders, like nine countries, just drive around
Speaker 1: and like our curriculum was based off of where we
Speaker 1: were visiting and like learning stream there. Yeah, we you know,
Speaker 1: with fourteen cents, went and like camped in all of
Speaker 1: these campgrounds and just kind of like posted up and
Speaker 1: would just get cheese from a grocery store and like
Speaker 1: eating in front the trevy fountains. So this time a Debbie, Yeah,
Speaker 1: very nice, very smart, she loves She taught us to
Speaker 1: love to learn. But so this time it was nice
Speaker 1: because we were like going to nice restaurants and groan
Speaker 1: and I was with my lover and so it was
Speaker 1: laid out a lot. Your hair and your bangs are
Speaker 1: looking real cool. Thank you so much for my bank
Speaker 1: I very much. How are you feeling about them, because
Speaker 1: sometimes some of these people cut them, like myself, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, why did I cut bangs your nail. It,
Speaker 1: it really does. It's it's an undertaking. I'm like forehead,
Speaker 1: and I'm deeply insecure about my forehead. So it's nice
Speaker 1: to have bangs because they feel like I can just
Speaker 1: hide it a little. I love it. Either that or
Speaker 1: it points to it like a curtain, the good curtain.
Speaker 1: You've got a good curtain, Ben, Thank you so much
Speaker 1: to Debbie and I are officially allowed to announce drum
Speaker 1: row Plates Insatiable season two. We have a release date.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good one. It is Friday, October,
Speaker 1: Love prid Act. Look, even if it's not your cup
Speaker 1: of tea, just pressed play and let it run all
Speaker 1: weekend that first weekend, so so mommy can get it.
Speaker 1: It was an accounts. You have to watch the whole
Speaker 1: thing to make it count. Just hit play on your
Speaker 1: thing and go to bed and let it count. So
Speaker 1: we can get a season three and we can keep
Speaker 1: hanging out here. We can hang out here this like this.
Speaker 1: This garage isn't gonna hits at gonna get space for itself,
Speaker 1: isn't gonna pay This is not going to pay for itself.
Speaker 1: I really want and Debbie's your best friend in Atlanta.
Speaker 1: I would just like to reiterate that we are currently
Speaker 1: in l A. I know I'm unclear of the standard.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna you're my friends. My best friend,
Speaker 1: Debbie came to Debbie came to Little Compton. She's seen it.
Speaker 1: Anna has read my book. She's done my she did
Speaker 1: or she read the book. I'm ready. It's I did
Speaker 1: the Millennial pass she did a millennial paths and Anna
Speaker 1: read it. You read it, did get I really liked it.
Speaker 1: It was nice to read a book like I wasn't
Speaker 1: being told I had to read because it was so great.
Speaker 1: But it was more like I get to read about
Speaker 1: my friend. Yeah that's cool, you know, I'm so excited. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's such a special voice. I know and can't read
Speaker 1: about the drug years. Oh my god, you're gonna hear
Speaker 1: about the sea breeziers and the sea breeziers and me
Speaker 1: trying to smoke long bonds while drinking sea breezes and
Speaker 1: Debbie debborite part when you describe Colorado folk, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was Colorado, which was that which I didn't real which
Speaker 1: I didn't know it has not change, which I did
Speaker 1: not belong to I was like, what am I doing here? Um?
Speaker 1: And Debbie's writing the forward I know I started crying
Speaker 1: in her passenger seat when she she speaks very highly
Speaker 1: of you in the book. Yeah, oh ship. It didn't
Speaker 1: occur to me actually that i'd be in the book.
Speaker 1: You got in the book, your book. So if I'm
Speaker 1: writing the foreward, then can I be like, don't say
Speaker 1: that about me? Why should about my far? Far were
Speaker 1: to dedicate a whole chapter by for eventive in properly proportioned?
Speaker 1: Or should she come in? It's a it's a long
Speaker 1: title of of a chapter. But that's why I did
Speaker 1: Katie and Anna or here? How are you guys feeling?
Speaker 1: The beach just goes to the summer and overall this
Speaker 1: was your first time to Paradise, Debbie, how did you feel? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I felt like a key again. It's great,
Speaker 1: isn't It's crazy? I I was thinking, actually at the
Speaker 1: end of Colton or Hannah season, oh, to go back
Speaker 1: and watch Bachelor for the first time, And I think
Speaker 1: that about some of my favorite franchisees in the Furious
Speaker 1: and did you see Hobbs and Shaw? Of course I
Speaker 1: saw me, honest, I thought Opening Night I saught opening that,
Speaker 1: did you? Yeah, obviously I was very proxcited. I threw
Speaker 1: Josh would become friends with someone who's like very high
Speaker 1: up at Universal and we just start our buds now,
Speaker 1: I guess, and he and his family invite us over
Speaker 1: and we watched it in like his screening room. So
Speaker 1: I got to be like, how did the rock do this? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the worst about it? I love the one five where
Speaker 1: they go to Brazil and when they dragged the safe
Speaker 1: through the streets behind and then they have the logging truck. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that one. I like when they drive a
Speaker 1: car between buildings in Dubai. Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. That Then in my other favorite franchise, that
Speaker 1: Crazy Time Cruise jumps out of and does his own
Speaker 1: sounds where he actually does it himself. I love that one.
Speaker 1: Love that franchise. Love that franchise. Have you thought of
Speaker 1: having a Fast and Furious themed wedding? Oh? Are you
Speaker 1: the wedding? Ken? I could we hire? Can we hire
Speaker 1: the girl Hetty? So I could lay fight her. We
Speaker 1: can set up a fake subway station and I could
Speaker 1: lag fight her, because you know, I have a strong
Speaker 1: like I could lay versus Rodriguez in Mischelle Rodriguez leg
Speaker 1: fighting right before you come down. It really feels um
Speaker 1: that it feels honestly appropriate. Actually are on my mullet dress,
Speaker 1: but I'll give me more room to like she might
Speaker 1: get caught up in my trail. Maybe you'll be a
Speaker 1: mullet jumpsuit with a long train. Yes you can use
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I could use it to like like do
Speaker 1: a final like chokehold, just like they didn't in Mission Impossible.
Speaker 1: And one way they jumped and she posed down in
Speaker 1: her dress and then she she climbs up him and
Speaker 1: uses her and get her legs. Okay, but that's a
Speaker 1: different friends in Paradise. He's a good guy. We've already
Speaker 1: everybody else has tuned out, and for those listeners, this
Speaker 1: is about for podcast listen. We like other franchises. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I have high rowd take and I like Mission Impossible.
Speaker 1: I like Paradise, and I like I like Fast and Fury,
Speaker 1: and we just like that cinema, and I like French film.
Speaker 1: I like French film. People. I'm a real treading the
Speaker 1: board bachelor in Paradise because I was like, oh, these
Speaker 1: are my faces and some of them, I didn't know,
Speaker 1: and something was all about very much and I have
Speaker 1: been only referring to it as the All Star Games
Speaker 1: that be asking my friends do you want to come
Speaker 1: and watch the All Star Games? The last night was
Speaker 1: the All Star Championship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And my friend
Speaker 1: Jill was like, you wonder who's going to get a
Speaker 1: championship ring? Yes, and she also guessed three. She guessed three. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all every one of my living room guest three three
Speaker 1: engagements in a break up. Okay, let's starting with you
Speaker 1: because this is how we do it in Paradise. Because
Speaker 1: you've never done a Paradise pod. We can't go all
Speaker 1: the way through stay. It's not linear. We just pick up,
Speaker 1: pick a couple and we go through. Who do you
Speaker 1: want to talk about first? Deborack? Um? I mean should
Speaker 1: we just start with Actually, no, we have to start
Speaker 1: We have to start with Chris. Yeah, that's who I
Speaker 1: wanted to start with. Chris and Katy, who is suffering
Speaker 1: like Chris, he needs a therapist. He well know, if
Speaker 1: anyone on that beach needs a therapist, it might be Katie. Yes,
Speaker 1: she needs alan on she needs Is she an alcoholic?
Speaker 1: Like obviously it's the way that she was talking is
Speaker 1: if he has a problem. No, she was talking like
Speaker 1: she invented drama. She was so drama the whole time
Speaker 1: she was he felt fine, like he felt like, all right,
Speaker 1: well this is progressing at the rate of an actual relationship.
Speaker 1: And she's like, what do you mean you're not in
Speaker 1: love with me? And ready, we've been needing for three
Speaker 1: weeks and you're not going to propor like so so
Speaker 1: Nicole and Clay he posted something so apparently it's sixteen
Speaker 1: days he said last night, like I'm sorry, okay, you
Speaker 1: could say it was sixteen days. He goes, I'm just
Speaker 1: not ready check to commit yet. I just I just
Speaker 1: needed one minute to just try to think about it.
Speaker 1: That much harsh? Yeah, she was really harsh. Are you
Speaker 1: on your way to falling in love? On my way
Speaker 1: to finding love? I took the exit. I was not
Speaker 1: doing that six So it's apparently because they were first date.
Speaker 1: I think sixteen days days. So you think she's pure drama, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think she. First of all, the second she goes
Speaker 1: up on that stage with Chris Harrison and she's like,
Speaker 1: I'm just exhausted. I was like, Chris is somewhere having
Speaker 1: no idea there was a problem. She was fine, he
Speaker 1: had she had no idea, it was not premeditated. And
Speaker 1: I was noticing that they were cropping out her hand
Speaker 1: and I was like, watch, watch, she's not wearing her
Speaker 1: ring and the whole thing is like she is. It
Speaker 1: just it like happened in slow motion, right. It just
Speaker 1: felt like she was manifesting all of these problems. And
Speaker 1: from the beginning he was like not an emotive person.
Speaker 1: Yea that he was like the only person who wasn't
Speaker 1: playing the game show like he was just like let's
Speaker 1: fall in love at a pace that makes sense, and
Speaker 1: then proposal day and like fantasy. He was so affectionate
Speaker 1: all in. Yeah, so I was like, all right, I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe he played of course when they take
Speaker 1: it to the streets, like there's not going to be
Speaker 1: that level because he has don't live in the same city.
Speaker 1: She's also the one that started drama with him in
Speaker 1: the first place there, right, just randomly going up to
Speaker 1: him one day being like you should go date other girls,
Speaker 1: and then he'd being like you why. We have seen
Speaker 1: him shut down a few times. I feel like I agree.
Speaker 1: I kind of thought like I just don't think they're
Speaker 1: right together, because she was talking as if he's like
Speaker 1: a raging alcoholic. She's like, I'm just unempty. I just
Speaker 1: can't do it anyway. But I love him so much,
Speaker 1: Like she's been slashy on there. This is my my,
Speaker 1: my small my, like if I boil it down place,
Speaker 1: it's that he is the bare minimum and she is
Speaker 1: so much. He's two ounces of liquid and she's a
Speaker 1: big gulf. She's like, she's like, you're not. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. I do think you cannot date, but
Speaker 1: there are no fixed or uppers. You cannot date potential.
Speaker 1: I feel like I had so many crushes, crushes on
Speaker 1: people that were like they would be so great if
Speaker 1: they want that person, if they were they were only
Speaker 1: they weren't that person, they would be perfect. Well. She
Speaker 1: even said like I'm going to be the one he
Speaker 1: changes for. She said, like a couple of but like
Speaker 1: the first thing she said where she was like, I
Speaker 1: feel like I don't even deserve it, but I do
Speaker 1: fully jucklin right switch hit. She also had her posse
Speaker 1: they're sort of rooting her on. Yeah, it was Hannah
Speaker 1: and I got They both had tears in their eyes.
Speaker 1: And then and then after they showed them like outside
Speaker 1: talking and Chris did seem totally blindside if he was
Speaker 1: just like he could read like ambush. Yeah, I've heard
Speaker 1: the phrase there are no victims, there's only volunteers. Like
Speaker 1: at a certain point, if it's like you know what,
Speaker 1: like he's not that guy and you keep signing up,
Speaker 1: that's on you that when you manipulated him into propose,
Speaker 1: that's right, there are you've signed up for this. I
Speaker 1: just like checked that. When she's like, well we're still engaged,
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, well then we're just kind of
Speaker 1: we're just creating drama because Chris Harrison's like, come on, Katie,
Speaker 1: give me something. Yeah, yeah, I say, I will say
Speaker 1: there is some I mean he's been on the show
Speaker 1: seven times and he does seem like there is like
Speaker 1: an inability, like he seems like a guy who doesn't
Speaker 1: emote well, but the love is there, Like you can
Speaker 1: tell he loves her. Yeah, he's just every day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he looks like he's vaguely right, he likes vaguely buzz Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he looks slightly soft in the eyes. Yeah, but he
Speaker 1: he definitely she needs someone like doing she does need
Speaker 1: someone who's like obsessed with the way that and and
Speaker 1: actually Hannah needs someone like Chris so that she can
Speaker 1: not get over it. Dylan needs to turn it down
Speaker 1: and every time I've time so quick. So do we
Speaker 1: think Katie and Chris will be together in four months?
Speaker 1: I think they're together now. And I looked it up.
Speaker 1: They are. I looked it up. They are. They are.
Speaker 1: I don't think only because this just popped off, only
Speaker 1: because they're trying to get a little bit of spawn
Speaker 1: con together. I would like a running list from all
Speaker 1: of his chirons throughout the season. Dude, not Gerard Butler
Speaker 1: got me. There was one last night? What would it?
Speaker 1: A verified grown us make mean? This is it? Bachelor's
Speaker 1: series regular, Bachelor series elder. Yeah, that's the beauty of
Speaker 1: Paradise is. They don't protect anybody. Okay, let's talk Hannah
Speaker 1: and Dylan. He captured his He went and wanted that
Speaker 1: little He captured her. She did, in my opinion, and
Speaker 1: Katie and Anna disagree. She did not look excited and
Speaker 1: he propelled excited. I thought she was trying to get
Speaker 1: out and he was using the we need to ask
Speaker 1: my family first as like sort of a this was
Speaker 1: fun in paradise, but like I'm done. We're talking before
Speaker 1: where she's like, I love him so much, like this
Speaker 1: is it. I've never felt a love like this before.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it could exists, like to be with him.
Speaker 1: But then she was like but yeah. She was like,
Speaker 1: but but I want you to meet my family, Like
Speaker 1: I feel like this is the ground and he goes,
Speaker 1: do you think you know what's going to happen today?
Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah, I have an idea of what's
Speaker 1: going to happen, but I do need to fall on
Speaker 1: my heart and like figure out my response to that. Essentially,
Speaker 1: I like you. I was because that whole time I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my gosh, she's not in. She's not in.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's in dated, she's not. She doesn't
Speaker 1: want She's like he checks every box. He's a good
Speaker 1: looking guys. He's probably money. William. They couldn't date for years,
Speaker 1: I mean like Rachel and By and they did it
Speaker 1: for like two and a half years, and then he
Speaker 1: didn't know what they should do. He had to say
Speaker 1: they got engaged. He had to say, so is it
Speaker 1: a yes? And she goes yes, Like that's not like
Speaker 1: you don't like you to. Yes. She also like when
Speaker 1: she was around him, you saw her eyes. She had
Speaker 1: her arms around him and she was looking at he
Speaker 1: ring and she goes, oh my god, what and she goes,
Speaker 1: did this just like? I didn't hearing you guys talk
Speaker 1: about And I'm like, did I miss anna? What did
Speaker 1: you think? I did not think she looked happy, but
Speaker 1: I do. Also I got the vibe that she was like,
Speaker 1: we should be together, but like not, Yeah, I'm not ready.
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to hear it. He didn't hear They
Speaker 1: said that once a man has ring in his pocket,
Speaker 1: they can't go back because he has go back to dating.
Speaker 1: And they're ready for her. He go, do you trust me?
Speaker 1: She's like like, okay, we're going to night you. The
Speaker 1: fact that you love your family is one of the
Speaker 1: million things that I love about you. And I'm so
Speaker 1: excited to get on a plane tonight and meet them.
Speaker 1: But first, I know that you said you wanted that
Speaker 1: before I proposed the first do you trust me? Propose?
Speaker 1: You're gonna say, yes, this is my window. I was like,
Speaker 1: but I have the Neal Lane ring. It's like if
Speaker 1: I do it, it's crazing. The show made him do it. No,
Speaker 1: I think he's psycho. I think he wants I don't
Speaker 1: think Afterwards, at the reunion thing, what did you guys think,
Speaker 1: she seemed happier there? She seemed happier there. She looked
Speaker 1: a little captured at the proposal. She seemed happier there.
Speaker 1: Her Instagram, she's supposed to like cute little things of him.
Speaker 1: I think they're I think she wants to. Like she
Speaker 1: has adorable miniature, beautiful people that they fit really well
Speaker 1: to get like they're like, I don't know, there's people.
Speaker 1: It's like a Skipper. It's like Skipper and whoever Skipper's boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Two dolls that you were like, these two go well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she has a look on her face like she's
Speaker 1: actually at all, like she really like precious features. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she is good. Yeah. And I don't know
Speaker 1: if this is true, but I heard that she did
Speaker 1: pageants with Hannah and Caleb. Yeah, yeah, I mean she
Speaker 1: did well. I think that she worked with either some
Speaker 1: of our girls on the show or our obsession with
Speaker 1: our girls are obsession. I heard. I listened on the
Speaker 1: podcast when Art and outed me, when Arton and Lance
Speaker 1: outed me for deep diving, into one of these pageant
Speaker 1: queens Instagrams and accidentally liking that makes me you scroll
Speaker 1: your tapping like a double taps it likes it. Maybe
Speaker 1: it made me laugh for like she like roasted me
Speaker 1: laugh for like two hours because we were all obsessed.
Speaker 1: We'll show you pictures. We were all obsessed. Three in
Speaker 1: the morning. We were all obsessed with this particular contestant,
Speaker 1: I mean, who was like stunning. And then we loved
Speaker 1: that Debbie accidentally got caught because we were all deep diving.
Speaker 1: But Debbie, we all creep people. Yeah, I've done it
Speaker 1: to Debbie like, oh yeah, I know you have got Instagram.
Speaker 1: You do you have a she know light real. I
Speaker 1: like when but I said, but I saw her, little
Speaker 1: precious Debbie, when I saw her jet skiing, I was like, you,
Speaker 1: it's just out there, she's looking at VENI watch other
Speaker 1: people are like wrapped in a weighted blanket, like like
Speaker 1: by the way day and usually when I'm posting a
Speaker 1: photo of me on a jet ski I am underneath
Speaker 1: my way to blocket covered. I know that you made
Speaker 1: the part of the part of the book that you're
Speaker 1: in You're in a view, but you made the part
Speaker 1: where I you're trying to leave my house and I
Speaker 1: throw away like and you're like, no, I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it, and I'm like no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: and then I throw the way I capture you in
Speaker 1: like a net, like a heavy weight, like I literally
Speaker 1: actually like capture you. Hinge me. I was like, what
Speaker 1: do you think? What do you think? You're like, it's good,
Speaker 1: I get it. Maybe you should be alone now, like
Speaker 1: you should? Maybe you should you should be alone. You'll
Speaker 1: be alone now. I'm like, I'm really trying to be
Speaker 1: a lot, trying to be classic. Yah. And I was like,
Speaker 1: now you will feel we were both in hysterics and
Speaker 1: they present completely oppositely for both of us, like I
Speaker 1: just get very catatonic and so it kind I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: this is what needs to be in art, in his
Speaker 1: art and lives very Debbie. Debbie had to drive me home,
Speaker 1: and Debbie goes, um, I do have a driver's license
Speaker 1: and you may have never seen me operate a vehicle
Speaker 1: before you actually have a driver's listen, which one of
Speaker 1: these is like it was like us driving there like
Speaker 1: some weird like we were in some weird subdivisions. She
Speaker 1: just watched the weirds on the phone like she's like
Speaker 1: she playing with the cops. She's like making fun of it,
Speaker 1: like just saying when I asked my cop asked me
Speaker 1: my age, and I was like, I can play thirty
Speaker 1: two with the right lighting. And he was like, what's
Speaker 1: your age? Man? Look over, what's your age? I'm not
Speaker 1: that's your age? Your age? Officer, what's your age? Sir?
Speaker 1: Are you single? You got pulled over over the whole
Speaker 1: other read the book? I floor you got to read
Speaker 1: the book. Rop. Read the book Rop. Okay, so we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back. Do we think Hannah and Dylan are gonna well,
Speaker 1: they're moving to California where they're moving l A Obviously
Speaker 1: on Instagram it says he lives in uh I was
Speaker 1: gonna get Shuntington Beach. I feel like every third instagram
Speaker 1: of hers, I see she's in l A. L for
Speaker 1: where where did she live? In Alabama? That's why because
Speaker 1: he had to fly to Alabama create creepy Blake. But
Speaker 1: I did the pre game Mexico pre gaming in Alabama.
Speaker 1: I do think that they since her she's colden season.
Speaker 1: I think since that she's traveled a lot doing like
Speaker 1: I heart music festival, like doing appearances. So I think
Speaker 1: it's an easier move true story because for them, I
Speaker 1: say all of them should just move to Nashville or Dallas,
Speaker 1: Like it feels a little bit more like you can
Speaker 1: maintain being king of the mountain if you do. Like
Speaker 1: it feels like the people who moved to Dallas or
Speaker 1: Nashville will always have fun. But people have a cheap
Speaker 1: studio city. Yeah it's more expensive here, but you're right,
Speaker 1: they want to be in l a studio city. But
Speaker 1: you know what, he's got money here. We feel like
Speaker 1: he's got money. Do you think they're gonna get married
Speaker 1: or they gonna have babies? I think they're fine. I
Speaker 1: think they can do infinite bon con. I think that
Speaker 1: she will be like, let's write this out, they have babies.
Speaker 1: He will do anything she wants. He's so smitten. They're
Speaker 1: great together. I actually do think that they're great together.
Speaker 1: I think that she, because she probably has never had
Speaker 1: like a shortage of options, that maybe he should give
Speaker 1: a little bit less away. I don't know, she's super
Speaker 1: attracted to. Every time he's like, I'm gray about you
Speaker 1: all do what. I know he's gonna play a little
Speaker 1: bit cooler. I think he's the most handsome boy on
Speaker 1: the beach. I think you always liked him, you liked him,
Speaker 1: you liked him. On the other hands, was Hannah Hannah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it was really lovely and quiet and like,
Speaker 1: as you know, that's my gibe, and like he just
Speaker 1: seemed like a good guy. And then but then, actually
Speaker 1: I really want to get into JPJ and Derek because
Speaker 1: is I thought that Derek and the way that he
Speaker 1: handled the Demi of it all was so impressive emotionally.
Speaker 1: He was done dirty twice in a row. I agree
Speaker 1: back to that, only open like he didn't let that
Speaker 1: like harden himself to look like dirt there. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: did him dirty. He was so well spoken when the
Speaker 1: way he handled Demi, because you could tell he loved her.
Speaker 1: He was crazy about it. He was banana pants like
Speaker 1: he was. He just got, he got. He accepted the
Speaker 1: magic of Demi. He got the whole Demi and he
Speaker 1: liked her for Demi. He wasn't and he didn't need
Speaker 1: her to be this like wind up toy. He didn't
Speaker 1: need her to be like fun Demi all the time.
Speaker 1: She was like you can and she was not wearing
Speaker 1: makeup around him so beautiful with no makeup. She was
Speaker 1: so cute together. I know, I felt like he really
Speaker 1: accepted the whole side of her. That's like like maybe
Speaker 1: has a harder time opening up and like had probably
Speaker 1: had some people be not so nice to her in
Speaker 1: her life, and and he was so gracious when his
Speaker 1: heart got broken end and Christian was going to come
Speaker 1: to stay, and the fact that Christian and yeah, like
Speaker 1: that was so and then okay, So then JPJ lost
Speaker 1: his mind and said that he was a fraud, which
Speaker 1: was the first time that I was like, I actually
Speaker 1: I didn't it felt like JPJ was crazy. Well, I
Speaker 1: thought that it felt like he was maybe it was substantiated,
Speaker 1: like it felt like there was something there that he
Speaker 1: wasn't just like I'm jealous, Like it actually felt like
Speaker 1: there was something. And the fact that producers made him
Speaker 1: crack was like shocking. So I was wondering, maybe there
Speaker 1: is something about Derek that not seeing Maybe he is
Speaker 1: just doing this whole like him good guy thing, but
Speaker 1: it was really hard to read. I kind of wondered
Speaker 1: the same thing, like was there something we didn't see?
Speaker 1: But it really just seemed to come out of the blue,
Speaker 1: and then JPJ was like truly the most least the
Speaker 1: least apologetic person I've ever was, And I mean he
Speaker 1: even said like that there's like a there's a shot
Speaker 1: of it that says I don't have a lot of
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot out of like claims to
Speaker 1: the substantiate that point. Yeah, he almost said I'm making
Speaker 1: it up, and I mean he was like okay, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he just was like how much? Why did you go
Speaker 1: on dates with two other girls and make out with them?
Speaker 1: It also is like the fact of Derek to Derek's point,
Speaker 1: let's say, even if there was something a little shady,
Speaker 1: like like the fact that he was doing it at
Speaker 1: another person's wedding in kind of their family, that actually
Speaker 1: like meant like whether it doesn't regardless if it's on
Speaker 1: TV or like it's their wedding, and like like and
Speaker 1: that he didn't care when they were like, you know,
Speaker 1: how do you feel about the end he goes it
Speaker 1: was really unfortunate thing that happened or whatever that one
Speaker 1: sound was that was like psych honestly, like he always
Speaker 1: pissed me off, Like he just seemed like he was
Speaker 1: trying too hard, and then he did that and he
Speaker 1: just lost me. I was like, I don't like this guy,
Speaker 1: Like I don't like him. I wouldn't want to hang
Speaker 1: out with him. I will say that listening to him
Speaker 1: and Connor talk was the best. Yeah, Connor Connor, Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll get there one second. I want to talk JPJ
Speaker 1: for one second. So there's rumors going around and we
Speaker 1: have um our historian Lori is on it, so um
Speaker 1: I never go on, but she'll send me safe spoilers.
Speaker 1: Rumors are going around that JPJ and Tasha are fake,
Speaker 1: that that they are doing it. Here I'm gonna read.
Speaker 1: Here's a screen grab from Lori. Here we go. The
Speaker 1: other main topic last night that's built onto Twitter is
Speaker 1: that Tassia JPJ relationship. Uh. They said that they're together.
Speaker 1: This was taped August. They tweeted at each other last
Speaker 1: night saying they're together. And I'm well aware that JPJ
Speaker 1: is on Casey's podcast release last night and he said
Speaker 1: they're together. What I'm saying is that I know, okay,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. Apparently they're dating other people and that
Speaker 1: they're together for like content, but they're they're like, she's
Speaker 1: dating somebody. I mean, I don't know that I trust her.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I trust her or him. I
Speaker 1: kind of really liked her, and then I saw her
Speaker 1: get in a little drama and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe you're doing the on the thing. But also I
Speaker 1: do have to keep reminding myself that they're all here
Speaker 1: with no entertainment, so people are like getting into things
Speaker 1: that aren't their business. They're just like getting involved in
Speaker 1: other people's relationships and conversation. Like when she cornered Hannah,
Speaker 1: I was like, what was that about? We go we
Speaker 1: keep talking about how she wants to be number one
Speaker 1: on the call sheet, like when you watch filtered through
Speaker 1: that certainly. I mean, he's definitely the most I thought
Speaker 1: she was the most beautiful girl on the being stunning
Speaker 1: and like also she wasn't she the one that when
Speaker 1: I watched her on The Bachelor, I was like, she's
Speaker 1: it wasn't she like super well educated? And like I
Speaker 1: feel like I stanned her. She was really great in between,
Speaker 1: like everything kind of get to her at her head,
Speaker 1: Like second season syndrome, that's the thing it could Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it is on both scripted shows, and because if you
Speaker 1: look at like it can manifest in a way somebody
Speaker 1: like Blake, he goes and have sex, like you know,
Speaker 1: maybe he didn't get ladies before and now he's getting
Speaker 1: bank Everybody don't think it's been a problem for I
Speaker 1: have a question, is JPJ is that How are we
Speaker 1: supposed to think that's his house? It's clearly his parents,
Speaker 1: So he's toys and he just lives and he just
Speaker 1: lives with his parents with the parents be handled like
Speaker 1: that's honestly, my parents had a house that was like
Speaker 1: super nice and on the water. I would also live.
Speaker 1: I would never live with my parents parents. But like
Speaker 1: you change your mind about me, and we're like twenty
Speaker 1: five and you come and you knock on my door,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, you let read your parents. No, I
Speaker 1: don't like, like you're going to see my foot on
Speaker 1: in the middle of the floor and a big bond. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like that's where I live when I'm twenty four. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, like, let's do this at my parents house.
Speaker 1: It just it just doesn't make sense to me, Like
Speaker 1: I'd rather see the real place of JPJ exists, not
Speaker 1: like his parents. Man, you're absolutely right, I want to
Speaker 1: see like I want to see You're right, the bong
Speaker 1: so good. Yeah, and then like apple crate turned upside down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that, I know exactly. I have dry hopped
Speaker 1: on many of room like that. I have dry did
Speaker 1: so many a room like that. We never dry home,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we should never have. We didn't know
Speaker 1: each other. We should probably dry home. We should just
Speaker 1: go back in time and dry hump one is that inappropriate?
Speaker 1: Tenche if? Just like when like New Year's Eve, a
Speaker 1: like the countdown one quick t gene like a gene
Speaker 1: hump ten ninet like the New Year's Eve countdown, and
Speaker 1: then we could always like remember the news e we
Speaker 1: dry I dry have so many weird people on New
Speaker 1: Year's Eve. Oh, I mean my millennium knew like the
Speaker 1: two thousand and stammered drink a whole bottle of champagne,
Speaker 1: vomited on it in little content, cold drunk, stumbling down
Speaker 1: a staircase with like a man sock on coming off
Speaker 1: of First of all, it's so funny to think about
Speaker 1: because I feel like I know you pretty well, b
Speaker 1: F F A T L. I've never seen you drunk,
Speaker 1: never seen you want you messy, but not like that.
Speaker 1: I've seen you messy like it's three am. We've been
Speaker 1: filming all day and you're just like slap happen crazy.
Speaker 1: But the idea of you at like a millennium countdown,
Speaker 1: like at the bottom of a bottle of champagne is
Speaker 1: picture picture me giving Brian Softie stretching him out on
Speaker 1: the living room so at a bottle of champagne, and
Speaker 1: that and me going, who's gonna be my kiss at
Speaker 1: that end and made me needing a kiss and champagne
Speaker 1: to me stretching out Brian Softie, and that's my millennium countdown.
Speaker 1: I would say that just as a quick moment of
Speaker 1: gratitude that I haven't known you guys very long, but
Speaker 1: I can attest that we're all better than we used
Speaker 1: to be. Yeah, I'm you know what, I wouldn't mind
Speaker 1: one who apparently seems to have maybe gotten words. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind one more round of drunk garden. I feel
Speaker 1: like she needs one more go around, like one more turnaround,
Speaker 1: just like one. You know what, maybe maybe if we
Speaker 1: do outside land again, like maybe I'll go get slash.
Speaker 1: Are we going to stage coach? We should go? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, oh my god, we gotta
Speaker 1: go to stagecoach. I'm we've got on speeding you Alpha
Speaker 1: Seltzer and water and being like I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: drink about love rose and stage. You know. I bet
Speaker 1: that after a glass of rose, you'll be like I
Speaker 1: would have a vape. You can no in to Nashville.
Speaker 1: You had like half a glass of wine and you're
Speaker 1: to the waiter like, what's yourn? Like I can that
Speaker 1: smart water? I could tell you that that water is vodka.
Speaker 1: It's in your mind. Yeah. The stage coach sge Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Okay, let's just pretend we all had free passes.
Speaker 1: Who would you fuck at, stagecoach? Who would you try?
Speaker 1: Humpet stagecoach? If you could try hump scho anybuddy, all
Speaker 1: of the franchise, the whole franchise of any season, who
Speaker 1: do you cat you can free pass, dry hump anyone
Speaker 1: stage coach? I would dry hump Dean m I would
Speaker 1: go mustas Dean van Um. I say, Hannah the yeah, Katie,
Speaker 1: here're gonna try hump Ben Higgins, ben Z, Ben Higgins, Mike,
Speaker 1: Mike Gross, Yeah, Mike or m Tyler Tyler I'm gonna
Speaker 1: still try. I'm gonna break them up, I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: hump him in front of g A Dean. Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: who are you gonna try hump a stage coach? Jemmy obviously, okay, great?
Speaker 1: Who are you gonna die? Hump I die? You're gonna die?
Speaker 1: Hump Daman Tyler for the Russian Christina? Which want to
Speaker 1: take Mike? Yeah? Mike? Oh my god? When is stage coach?
Speaker 1: How do we get on this? Who's the who's the
Speaker 1: book or Win's coach? Tell at wait, let's let's stort
Speaker 1: this out. Okay, great, okay, great, you guys. The I
Speaker 1: Heart Music Festival is happening this weekend, to which I
Speaker 1: almost attended and was unable to make it. But last
Speaker 1: time I went to present someone on stage, that was
Speaker 1: where I met half reel everybody, land and Land and
Speaker 1: land Land. It's literally I just go to music went
Speaker 1: this year. Okay, just to say tends to pull in, okay, vatchination,
Speaker 1: Oh my god? This is all okay, Okay, let's just
Speaker 1: stoked with stagecoach for this season. Oh I got stage
Speaker 1: coach has never been cooler. I've never been more excited
Speaker 1: to go to stage coming. I like mysells when I
Speaker 1: get Cray it's happening, like right now, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a cigarette. I'm gonna have to have a z pax.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna because it's not
Speaker 1: be in the desert. If you're bowling, I'm bumpers. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna just be like, go ahead, Ricochet. Yeah, you're gonna
Speaker 1: get back. And I got I'm gonna wear padgets, red
Speaker 1: cowgirl boots. I'm gonna have a stupid like Bella. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have a really look like this. I'll go full
Speaker 1: Dallas everything I had, got fringe, I got rhyan zones.
Speaker 1: You think I don't. I got a white cowboy hat
Speaker 1: that's gonna be. I can't wait. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can't wait. I can't wait. I want to all sleep
Speaker 1: in a narrow stream and I'm gonna wear a pant
Speaker 1: suit and be very uptight the whole touch me, dust
Speaker 1: on my shoes. And I love this. I love it,
Speaker 1: I love stream. I love this, this this for you.
Speaker 1: I love this for you. I might have sanitized my
Speaker 1: friends in our bathroom anywhere. My friend pointed out that
Speaker 1: I just went to Ohio with my friend Chris, whose
Speaker 1: birthday it was happy birthday? Was I love you? She
Speaker 1: pointed out. She was like she loved Christian, but she's like,
Speaker 1: why is she Why did she pack to go to
Speaker 1: the beach sleeveless, double blue rested blazer dresses like every
Speaker 1: day is like I love that. First of all, I
Speaker 1: loved it. What do you think I would pack suits? Men,
Speaker 1: men's wear, yes, men anything, double breast and then I
Speaker 1: would be in a full suit on the beach and max. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like we all got to recognize really actually what I did. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is my this is my like hot tubbing suit.
Speaker 1: It is Debbie the never nude like fully full suit. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's talk. Yes, Well, I was just gonna say when
Speaker 1: Christian came onto the beach, it felt double breast, like,
Speaker 1: it felt like there was like some stuff that felt
Speaker 1: maybe inauthentic to her. That just was like what do
Speaker 1: we were to paradise? And then she started feeling like
Speaker 1: herself and just like herself and like toning down the makeup,
Speaker 1: and that was very cool. I think she looked never
Speaker 1: looked hotter than when she did that. And I want
Speaker 1: to get into Demi and Christians do it. I was, okay,
Speaker 1: I haven't pulled on my notebook, I because we didn't
Speaker 1: need to edit. But I also like that this up
Speaker 1: top is written what I want to talk about, placenta improv.
Speaker 1: That's I wanted to ask how your improv went? And
Speaker 1: then Placenta, how's your the proposal? I love DEMI proposing.
Speaker 1: I loved it, so I was so excited. That was
Speaker 1: like the most wonderful that I loved it. I shrieked.
Speaker 1: But also I do my only thing that I would
Speaker 1: just like to throw in for consideration is and it's
Speaker 1: great and bad. I like the points at which they
Speaker 1: just treated them like a couple, like any of the
Speaker 1: straight couple, which was great. The problem was that they
Speaker 1: also seem to not acknowledge that this is the woman
Speaker 1: that she came out with, Like this is a huge
Speaker 1: person in her life and also a huge moment in
Speaker 1: her life. Her mom just got out of prison. She
Speaker 1: just like became nationally famous in the last two years.
Speaker 1: Her entire life has changed upside down. And then she
Speaker 1: came out and dealt with her sexuality and is figuring
Speaker 1: that out. And he's doing that also with no access
Speaker 1: to her phone and what people are saying to control
Speaker 1: that narrative while she's on a beach while she's navigating it,
Speaker 1: and there's this pressure to like make this relationship work
Speaker 1: because it's who she came out with. But also I
Speaker 1: think when you like, there needs to be space for
Speaker 1: it to be what it is and not just to
Speaker 1: be like, okay, great, well just treating like any other
Speaker 1: couple and engage. Now it's like she's actually like a
Speaker 1: lot that you need to like process and deal with
Speaker 1: and like bounce off of your life and your people
Speaker 1: and take it back home and see what this is.
Speaker 1: I think like her process of coming out and understanding
Speaker 1: that she really found herself through Christian was so beautiful
Speaker 1: and I love that, and I just wish there was
Speaker 1: a little bit less Like what I didn't like about
Speaker 1: Christian was Christian had come out sooner she has a
Speaker 1: little bit more experience, which she did acknowledge. She was like,
Speaker 1: I understand where you're at. It was kind of like, well,
Speaker 1: you're not giving me what I need. But it's like
Speaker 1: she's going through a huge thing right now, so like
Speaker 1: maybe be a little bit understanding. And the fact that
Speaker 1: while this game is structured in a way that puts
Speaker 1: pressure on it to end up in this specific way,
Speaker 1: like she is just finding herself in one venue. Although
Speaker 1: I think we all read the article about Demmy's first girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Did you read that article? Oh my God, really messed
Speaker 1: up by not sending you guys that article. It was
Speaker 1: like Demi's first girlfriend, and it was an interview with
Speaker 1: her talking about like there was like these photos that
Speaker 1: got scrubb from Demmy's instagram before she went on I
Speaker 1: think Colton season, and it was like a five months
Speaker 1: relationship or six months relationship, but certainly like definitely her
Speaker 1: her personal coming to terms of it in her first
Speaker 1: like actual relationship, it seems, according to the news um
Speaker 1: with a woman. And so now I think the idea
Speaker 1: of like her finding it with Christian feels like it
Speaker 1: could have moved a little faster. And I believe that
Speaker 1: it did move a little bit faster if she had
Speaker 1: gone into it knowing a little bit more about herself
Speaker 1: than the narrative, which is, oh, she's just all finding
Speaker 1: this within Christian in the last few months, Right, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: I was, you know, I also agree, I was like,
Speaker 1: they don't really have to get engaged because the relationship is,
Speaker 1: like you were saying, it's so new to her that
Speaker 1: she should be able to continue to explore it outside
Speaker 1: of paradise, because all her fears kind of revolved around
Speaker 1: like being out around people. It's like you're surrounded by
Speaker 1: this this comfort of all your friends, but like, what
Speaker 1: is it going to be like when you actually step
Speaker 1: off this resort have to really deal with everything? Um.
Speaker 1: Also the other thing, I was like, she I kind
Speaker 1: of like she shouldn't have to kneel down to propose.
Speaker 1: Like to me, I was like, this is a this
Speaker 1: is a different She shouldn't have to like be like, well,
Speaker 1: the dudes do it, so I have to be like
Speaker 1: the guy and do it. I was like, no, you
Speaker 1: could literally do whatever. You could literally like jump up,
Speaker 1: like you could do anything in this Although at the
Speaker 1: end of you know, it was cute when I don't know,
Speaker 1: she also down, But yeah, I'm glad she did. Maybe
Speaker 1: it was like her own personal choice. The whole thing
Speaker 1: that I was just watching and hoping because also part
Speaker 1: of me was so excited and so happy in terms
Speaker 1: of like the history of it in the representation and
Speaker 1: finally seeing that, but also there was a part of
Speaker 1: me that was just like I hope that everyone allowed
Speaker 1: her to do it, like you said on their own
Speaker 1: terms and was like stand if you want to stand,
Speaker 1: Neil if you want to kneel, like you could both propose. Tweet.
Speaker 1: Did you see that article about the two women who
Speaker 1: like one of them proposes to her girlfriend and then
Speaker 1: the other one gets down one like I was going
Speaker 1: to propose. I like it. It's so we got a
Speaker 1: video and like the woman like is about proposing, the
Speaker 1: other woman's like starts freaking out, and we got an
Speaker 1: amazing tweet from mfi at mollusk plan. I'm so mad
Speaker 1: they didn't show us how the funk Christian and DEMI
Speaker 1: managed to stand up from that insane double one. Need
Speaker 1: embrace straight up, like at the photo that's in here.
Speaker 1: Also beautiful, so symmetrical, like a beautiful tablet, beautiful tableau,
Speaker 1: Like how did how did they get back up? They
Speaker 1: get back up that. I would like to do a
Speaker 1: short video of us starting in that position. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like that. Not at guys, Yes, we should embrace and
Speaker 1: then we'll try and stand. I've got a skirt on,
Speaker 1: we'll see it's not gonna go, and your loose heels on.
Speaker 1: Let's do you think they're gonna get married? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hope that they can explore the relationship in the
Speaker 1: real world and she can like you know, like coming
Speaker 1: out like use it around your friends and then coming
Speaker 1: out around your family and like a greater circle of
Speaker 1: social media and then adding this kind of like huge
Speaker 1: visibility and public platform onto it. I young, isn't she
Speaker 1: like twenty three? I don't know, so like and she
Speaker 1: feels older. I does so she I do appreciate. She
Speaker 1: does seem to really appreciate and accept just like Derek
Speaker 1: did really accept Demi and I like that everybody on
Speaker 1: the beach also liked Christian. That people really seem that
Speaker 1: that that I think that speaks well of who she is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Hannah was like the biggest stand every time, Like did
Speaker 1: you see Hannah like cheering? Yes, it was weird at
Speaker 1: the very end when all the engaged couples ran down
Speaker 1: the beach and then um Katie, who Demi had been
Speaker 1: jealous of, she did the leg rap too. She did
Speaker 1: the bachelor leg wrap to Christians. She might have been hammered.
Speaker 1: Who knows what happened to in the after the final
Speaker 1: rose uh Nicole and Cla So Laurie said that they
Speaker 1: were there and they didn't edit it in apparently I
Speaker 1: saw like then like Instagram something about being there. They
Speaker 1: were there, but they didn't really let's talk about them.
Speaker 1: So so she cried her way through Colton season, and
Speaker 1: I feel like she handled pretty well a guy who
Speaker 1: everyone warn her about. I mean, Analyie was like, this
Speaker 1: guy isn't ready. Here comes as other lady that was like,
Speaker 1: he's all to be fair. It is sixteen days, so
Speaker 1: I see his point of like he seems so practical.
Speaker 1: That's like, you can't make me propose because it's been
Speaker 1: the sixteen I thought that his conversation with her saying
Speaker 1: like I'm getting there, this is where I'm at. You
Speaker 1: want me to be honest with you. I thought it
Speaker 1: was like the boldest driver saw him. They're the most
Speaker 1: emotionally mature communication. And she was like, that's not what
Speaker 1: I want to hear. This is a nightmare. Yeah you go,
Speaker 1: I'm staying in the nice place. You can go back
Speaker 1: to the well. I need a little alone time, mocks him.
Speaker 1: It was kind of yeah, it was kind of funny
Speaker 1: when she was just like, you had alone time. Go.
Speaker 1: How about that montage where everybody else like puppy ship
Speaker 1: and she's alone fireworks. Yeah, and everybody else is like
Speaker 1: having rose pedals and getting into the hot tub in
Speaker 1: like a sexy one piece. And how she ran off
Speaker 1: at the engagement. Oh yeah, she's like like ran off.
Speaker 1: I was like, you were like, this is not like
Speaker 1: a fixture. I just never love this deeper than the ocean.
Speaker 1: That will be the ocean. The ocean would be jealous. Okay,
Speaker 1: So here's my thing about the first I did audibly
Speaker 1: love that. You know when you see like a little
Speaker 1: kid and you're like, did you hear your hand in
Speaker 1: the cookie jar? And they're smiling and they know there's
Speaker 1: like smiling that gives you away. It's like kid actors.
Speaker 1: They just smile and they deliver all their lines. So
Speaker 1: like she every time she's like cry, Cry Nicole, Cry,
Speaker 1: she's smiling. Or if she's like I just feel really
Speaker 1: hurt by the fact that you didn't say what I
Speaker 1: wanted you to say, she smiled. Like whenever she's she
Speaker 1: just does a smiling thing and she can't get here.
Speaker 1: It's literally I'm like, like you can spot it. She's
Speaker 1: the easiest. She did smile out to go. I know
Speaker 1: it's not what I wanted to hear. And now that
Speaker 1: you say that, when they showed her crying last night,
Speaker 1: it did those weren't tears. Look at someone just splashed
Speaker 1: water on her eyes. She would just and be like, no,
Speaker 1: it's in there, it's just it had. It was like
Speaker 1: she couldn't muster a tear. I want to be honest
Speaker 1: about where I just went, and I thought I'd rather
Speaker 1: dry hump Tyler. I just at it out for a second,
Speaker 1: and I can't. I switched to Tyler. Also, I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure like throughout this whole experience was literally being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not really there yet. Yeah, you're so confusing. And
Speaker 1: I was like, he's been so close again. There's no victims,
Speaker 1: only volunteers. It's like he's told you you're trying to
Speaker 1: force him into something. I also heard the phrase that
Speaker 1: maybe it was like, welcome to the hell that you created.
Speaker 1: It's just like you just didn't listen. He's telling you.
Speaker 1: You just I love that, I love that, I love
Speaker 1: the speaking of that. Let's talk about what's his junk
Speaker 1: and all the women he slept with. Alright, let's break
Speaker 1: it down. He has no accountability. But I did feel
Speaker 1: a little sorry for him. I'm sorry that you felt
Speaker 1: that way. Oh my god, yeah, okay, he couldn't buckle
Speaker 1: because he was he was dragged so hard. And he
Speaker 1: went up there and was like finally able to introduce
Speaker 1: his narrative and everyone was like, nope, we've decided to
Speaker 1: hear the guy that sucks. Like I felt bad for that.
Speaker 1: I can't agree with everything he's done. He clearly he
Speaker 1: was like I messed up. I knew that I would
Speaker 1: be messed up. But there is a thing that's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I knew I was going to get roasted or I
Speaker 1: would be met with whatever, But like, yeah, you would
Speaker 1: just have to deal with what you did. You would
Speaker 1: just have to do what you set up, like acknowledge
Speaker 1: is not happening to you that you did have a
Speaker 1: hand in it. But they did decide to roast him relentlessly.
Speaker 1: I agree, don't just I don't agree with that. I
Speaker 1: I agree with that, especially maybe after reading the text messages. Yes,
Speaker 1: and nobody called Kalin out online and I was upset
Speaker 1: and I was like, and it's like, I mean, that's
Speaker 1: the thing. It's the Key is a shady dude, and
Speaker 1: he's not like he's clearly a dirty Birdie's a shady dude,
Speaker 1: but like she downright did lie and accused him of
Speaker 1: bad things, like he lured me in and then silenced me,
Speaker 1: a really bad thing to be accused and like nobody
Speaker 1: and the fact that just before they went on they
Speaker 1: made an agreement, yeah, don't make it a big deal.
Speaker 1: And that's what I liked what Chris Harrison was like,
Speaker 1: so why was it a big deal if you were
Speaker 1: so like making sure that Blake was you guys were
Speaker 1: on the same page about not making it a big deal.
Speaker 1: But why when you saw him, did you all of
Speaker 1: a sudden make it a big deal and turning because
Speaker 1: it's almost like she wanted to be the first one
Speaker 1: to say something. It's like she was like, you don't
Speaker 1: talk about it, like let me handle this, and then
Speaker 1: she just like smeared it to everyone on the beach.
Speaker 1: Was did I agree with all this? I do think
Speaker 1: that he had the opportunity in the chair just be
Speaker 1: like just suck it up and be like I'm sorry
Speaker 1: for what. Yeah, and I certainly did that situation. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry for everything. He apologize and that's what he was like,
Speaker 1: that was like I shouldn't have done that, and like
Speaker 1: that was and it does look bad, and now that
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it, like it wasn't a good thing,
Speaker 1: and I wish that he had just instead of like
Speaker 1: being afraid to reapologize, just been like, you know, as
Speaker 1: I said before, like I am really sorry and I
Speaker 1: would never want to hurt these women. And you can
Speaker 1: tell he's not sorry for releasing the text, which that
Speaker 1: part I think was really shady on his part, like
Speaker 1: wanted to. I understand he wanted to, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: it's hard to clear the air. Ye clear, like I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously portrayed us a liar, but I mean it's hard
Speaker 1: to like, how do you defend yourself if you're just
Speaker 1: saying her saying that he sluedt hamed her, and when
Speaker 1: he was like, how did I sledge shame you? And
Speaker 1: she's like by and I'm like, by releasing just physical
Speaker 1: images of what you said, Like if you got sluedt
Speaker 1: shamed and people slut shamed you, that's terrible based off
Speaker 1: of something that was not manufactured like that, it's all
Speaker 1: based off of how you spoke and what you said,
Speaker 1: and you acknowledge like you've been drinking. They were five am,
Speaker 1: and they were for sure, but he did not actually
Speaker 1: sledge shame you. You received sledge shaming as a result
Speaker 1: of something he did. He could have avoided that, but
Speaker 1: he personally did not. He literally made it very clear
Speaker 1: that she was allowed to do whatever she want. Was
Speaker 1: she am Probably by releasing those texts you made it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't understand the slut shamming. I thought in my
Speaker 1: mental gymnastics to understand this while I was very stoned
Speaker 1: watching this, saying like, by showing the world that I
Speaker 1: was trying to have just sex with you, you were
Speaker 1: slut shaming me. That's what I thought she was trying
Speaker 1: to say. But I was like kind of like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, this is all like so muddled, and I
Speaker 1: get it. I don't think it was. I don't think
Speaker 1: it was sluch shaming. It was literally saying we went
Speaker 1: into this as two adults with this agreement that this
Speaker 1: was the nature of this evening, and you have now
Speaker 1: completely repainted that in a way that made it look
Speaker 1: like I manipulated you, and then set afterwards when I
Speaker 1: took all these efforts to have this conversation with you
Speaker 1: and figure out how we were going to both come
Speaker 1: onto this beach and handle this thing like he made
Speaker 1: eye contact. She could have said, look, I was list
Speaker 1: and I was hurt and and and I you're right,
Speaker 1: I handled that wrong and everything, both of them. I've
Speaker 1: got nothing else to say. But I think she has
Speaker 1: she's unhinged. I think she wanted him to speak. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing, I don't know anything, but like her for
Speaker 1: when they came on and be like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I did have a relationship with Kaylin. And that's like,
Speaker 1: I think she wanted him to it in a way
Speaker 1: that made it sound like, you know, it was great,
Speaker 1: but you know, I think she felt like he was
Speaker 1: shunning her, like like you never happened to Paris. She
Speaker 1: showed up when she met Chris at the top of
Speaker 1: the stairs, She's like, well, there's one person I don't
Speaker 1: want to see. Like she was. She came in locked
Speaker 1: and loaded. You're right, and right, she didn't want to
Speaker 1: see him there. Right, she was a man on a mission,
Speaker 1: and they all were. So it was Christina, they all are.
Speaker 1: So here's what I still don't get is why did
Speaker 1: he go to Alabama to see Hannah. I didn't figure
Speaker 1: that out. And nothing happened. Look, he gave Hannah, like dude,
Speaker 1: him just like vibrating, watching every word. It's not about
Speaker 1: him making sure that it lined us lips person. He
Speaker 1: was just like, don't say anything that people crazy. The
Speaker 1: crazy footage at the commercial break, so like that. It
Speaker 1: was like it was like a boxing back to the
Speaker 1: two corners of Christina been like shoulders back, yeah, is
Speaker 1: that you love? Get up? You don't cry? And then
Speaker 1: the other people like, I'm so sorry. Caitlin. I was
Speaker 1: like that fascinating. I'm like and then she was like,
Speaker 1: here's what I learned in training at Kremlin. And then
Speaker 1: and then JP he handed JPJ was like sorry, man,
Speaker 1: like I'm like sad. Guy was like hey sorry, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what a crazy thing was that? Like when
Speaker 1: Calin was crying into Dean's chest. It's a shot mostly
Speaker 1: of Calin, but in the top right top left corner
Speaker 1: you can see Dean's face and he's holding her and
Speaker 1: she's like, I just like, why would you bring that up?
Speaker 1: Don't bring that up? Like he didn't even say sorry
Speaker 1: for those text messages. And you see that Dean is
Speaker 1: smiling and then he kind of controls it's and I
Speaker 1: just was like sinistered out. I was like, let's discuss
Speaker 1: Dean Dean's outfit from like the original version because it
Speaker 1: address is how I dressed on a lot of drugs
Speaker 1: in college before. I don't curious. Today I watched the
Speaker 1: very first Star Is Born, like like, I like the
Speaker 1: second one, the one with Chris Christofferson, and I just
Speaker 1: want I was like, he felt like he was playing
Speaker 1: the part of Chris Christofferson and like the version of
Speaker 1: Stars Born last you know, apparently um Barbara streisand was
Speaker 1: so agro to him that he became the character. He
Speaker 1: started drinking like a bottle of alcohol and said, wait,
Speaker 1: I don't know what I mean. She she has her
Speaker 1: back and has a fake mall in her basement up.
Speaker 1: Not good, not good, but they're but they're sexy. He's sexy,
Speaker 1: it's sexy, and she's good. But like it's it's I mean,
Speaker 1: she's charming, it's good. It's just like it's just completely
Speaker 1: the whole thing is. I don't know. It's not one
Speaker 1: of the best ones. Um the Bolo guy. I loved
Speaker 1: his crazy. I felt like he was in like a Tarantino,
Speaker 1: which pretty good. He's so hand in Tarantino character. What's cool?
Speaker 1: Like he shows up and he's like he's like a
Speaker 1: movie starting to be a different guy, Like like he
Speaker 1: just kind of did his own thing. He's movie star.
Speaker 1: Like he's like, what is that guy doing here? He's
Speaker 1: like I liked Dylan's green suit. Yes, I really like
Speaker 1: to blake self and he looked good with stubble um.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Peter's outfit. How do we feel about
Speaker 1: Peter pie like coming out to be people? We got
Speaker 1: we gotta people. Somebody tweeted us. Everybody went crazy because
Speaker 1: they thought it was going to be Rachel's Peter, and
Speaker 1: they're like, it was like there was a beloved Peter
Speaker 1: that refused to propose. That it was like the hot.
Speaker 1: It was like a Tyler level of beloved. He was
Speaker 1: so fucking hot, and he was a male model that
Speaker 1: was like, guys gonna have it eating disorders to so
Speaker 1: he's like done like book campaigns about memod eating and
Speaker 1: he does like and then he has like a gap tooth,
Speaker 1: and he had salt and pepper hair, and he had
Speaker 1: dogs and was like hot and help kids and like
Speaker 1: he would not propose. And that's when she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm living my best life. It's like so she picked
Speaker 1: a guy with like cheek implants and like it was
Speaker 1: like a mom's boy, and like clearly she didn't like him.
Speaker 1: He was so fucking hot. Maybe I'd try hump Peter.
Speaker 1: I might try hump Peter. Should I try Peter? Or
Speaker 1: Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler um So, I mean, look
Speaker 1: at him, He's so cute hot. So it feels like
Speaker 1: the audience, the audience went so crazy that it felt
Speaker 1: like it was for like that Peter. I was like,
Speaker 1: that would be a great turnound that came out with
Speaker 1: Peter Krausse or whatever the other people. I mean, Peter
Speaker 1: Pilot is very cute, very likable, and he lives next
Speaker 1: door to the bachelor mansion speak callabas. That's true. He
Speaker 1: can live at home, he can continue living at his
Speaker 1: hair it. I mean, he does feel like he's a
Speaker 1: guy that believes in love. He's all in and there
Speaker 1: to get his wife. Yeah. I honestly I liked him
Speaker 1: when he was on Hannah's season. I think it would
Speaker 1: have been great for it to be Mike, because Mike
Speaker 1: was cool. Would be cool. Are they dating? Are the
Speaker 1: dating they texting or something? Or Peters He's so on
Speaker 1: brand for the Bachelor wells. When I watched Hannah's season,
Speaker 1: especially towards the end, the edit was like making it
Speaker 1: so that we loved Tyler for her, but that we
Speaker 1: loved Peter in general, like you felt like the most
Speaker 1: perfectly neutral, like could date thirty girls and right for
Speaker 1: any of it. Like and called it nice. I said
Speaker 1: he's going to be when we did. She called it
Speaker 1: even before that. He called it when we just looked
Speaker 1: at the when we just knew it, like first all
Speaker 1: they like pilots, they like puns, it's gonna be real fun.
Speaker 1: And then he just like he has the look, and
Speaker 1: really he was cute, and now he knows and allegedly
Speaker 1: he's like he's not Colton, he's not a virgin, like
Speaker 1: he's bone four times in a win. He's not overly
Speaker 1: good looking, like he's like the perfect amount of good looking.
Speaker 1: And he maybe half Latino. Allegedly. I think even though
Speaker 1: he's so white looking, maybe he actually might be. He
Speaker 1: was speaking Spanish. I really I thought he was real hot.
Speaker 1: He's got a great butt, you guys, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: I could come around him. I just want to mess
Speaker 1: him up a little bit. I want to grow his
Speaker 1: hair a little bit. I want to I hated his hair,
Speaker 1: but he was too clean. I was like, I want
Speaker 1: to scrub him up. I want to get like Paradise version.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get a little Ferrell. I want to
Speaker 1: Ferrell up Peter, get him a little bit dirty. How
Speaker 1: he was like during the Fantasy Suite he had scrub
Speaker 1: like a little beard going in his hair, like he
Speaker 1: looked real hot. Yeah, I want a little I want
Speaker 1: to mess him up a little bit. How do we
Speaker 1: feel about everybody? How do you fee about Jaden Tanner
Speaker 1: coming back at shorting us at photo from the closet
Speaker 1: that was and and he goes. It was so he goes,
Speaker 1: it was so easy, And she was just like that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck you. There were a few things on
Speaker 1: that show, the like live version, that I was like,
Speaker 1: don't do this on television. When Demi was like, act civilized,
Speaker 1: this is a TV show. I was like, that narrative
Speaker 1: needs to be in a neon signable to all these people,
Speaker 1: because like Katie, have that conversation privately. Christ It's like
Speaker 1: we've had that conversation. She's like yeah, but it needed
Speaker 1: to be said in front of everyone, so they needn't
Speaker 1: have drunk and like the same thing with that like
Speaker 1: pregnancy of it all, like so beautiful that a woman
Speaker 1: can give birth at home, Like there is a redacted
Speaker 1: version of that story that's a little bit easier to
Speaker 1: swallow for America, where like maybe just retains a little
Speaker 1: bit of your intimacy to see the photo. I didn't
Speaker 1: see the video of like they had a fucking Instagram
Speaker 1: for the baby while still in earth a um, Lauren
Speaker 1: did as well. I didn't didn't know the baby and
Speaker 1: the baby by the way, both their kids have like
Speaker 1: two thousand followers. I wanted to be so disgusting, but
Speaker 1: like as soon as he said I saw the head,
Speaker 1: we all just pictured what he was looking at. We
Speaker 1: all know this beautiful, elegant woman. We all picture and
Speaker 1: he's looking at right between exactly just like the undercarriage
Speaker 1: just happening right there, that the under the zone you
Speaker 1: got robbed with undercar just like a head coming out,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want anybody to see that. I was
Speaker 1: listening to the Ashley I Ben podcast, apparently she was
Speaker 1: talking about that because they're good friends, and she said
Speaker 1: that there's some salad that helps you like induce labor
Speaker 1: and Apparently she had brought that salad for Jake like
Speaker 1: that weekend. Yeah, I've heard of that from I don't
Speaker 1: know it from a restaurant in the valley. I think something.
Speaker 1: I forget what I've brought that south because they've worked
Speaker 1: some most shot baby, what is the salad? But apparently
Speaker 1: Ashley I brought that for Jade and they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: like baby borning. It's from I don't know how you say.
Speaker 1: It's c Ai O t I Pizza Cafe and Studio City.
Speaker 1: For twenty years, pregnant Angelina's have been making the pilgrimage
Speaker 1: to k Yeah. What if you're not pregnant and you're
Speaker 1: just like ship, Yeah, yeah, you just have a baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow. It also impregnates you kind of immagulate salade.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It's like if I'm not saving baby,
Speaker 1: I'm not like a hot Italian baby. Guys, listen, how
Speaker 1: do we feel about Jordan's fighting with that guy the hothead?
Speaker 1: It felt right that guy's unwell, right, I don't like
Speaker 1: that guy that is not well. I feel like I
Speaker 1: called him as are crazy during our draft pick Christian Yeah,
Speaker 1: Christian soccer player. Yes, did you hear about apparently and
Speaker 1: he's like pretty famous in Mexico. This is fun. This
Speaker 1: is apparently he like he was dating some woman, an actress,
Speaker 1: the thing that they like kind of compared to Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 1: and then apparently he like fucked her. He sucked her mom,
Speaker 1: who was like a rock and she looks like a mom.
Speaker 1: She doesn't look like and then like looks like an
Speaker 1: adult lady mom. So he's like real big in the
Speaker 1: tabloids and Mexican sucked her moms. So when he was
Speaker 1: a momfucker. When he was on Bachelor in Paradise, they
Speaker 1: like paparazzi was following him around and he was getting
Speaker 1: all this attention and Jordan did not like. Jordan very jealous.
Speaker 1: He didn't show any of that, but like that's what
Speaker 1: a lot of the Trauma show that can you imagine
Speaker 1: being jealous of someone for being publicly shamed and haunted
Speaker 1: making a gross But Jordan's should be like, well that's okay,
Speaker 1: that's sad. Jordan's like, oh, I want to funk a
Speaker 1: famous mom, so people, he should go try to date
Speaker 1: a girl and a famous mom. Jordan to Jenna's mom
Speaker 1: when she did him dirty, Oh yes, it was hard
Speaker 1: to watch Jordan's It was It was hard to watch
Speaker 1: Jordan desperately tried to hang onto relevancy. That was hard.
Speaker 1: I like what there's John Paul Jones. Now I want,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I want. I wanted to say how
Speaker 1: much I appreciate building this um podcast because I asked,
Speaker 1: and you listeners stepped up to the bat. I asked
Speaker 1: the question last week, how does Matt what the heck is?
Speaker 1: How does how do women? How are women not able
Speaker 1: to sell their placentas? But but Matt Donald, But we
Speaker 1: got so we got all farm Matt Donald, So why
Speaker 1: don't you pick some? We have all these places pig
Speaker 1: and of these, we have all these stem cells. We're
Speaker 1: gonna pick two. Okay, so pick one that we want
Speaker 1: to hear. Which one you want to sell? Stem cells?
Speaker 1: Placenta plus centers plus pay. We're doing stems, stem stells. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is Matt Donald. Matt Donald didn't explain job well,
Speaker 1: but save gloves. Okay, why don't you read this? Uh
Speaker 1: big family podcast. Um My guess is that Matt Donald's
Speaker 1: company is quote selling these placentas to processing labs that
Speaker 1: turn them into usable cells for transplants. But he did
Speaker 1: a shitty job of explaining that. Okay for transplants, right,
Speaker 1: but how did they get there? How did they get
Speaker 1: their hands on? Um, let's let's look at another one.
Speaker 1: So far, two emails, nothing answered. Okay, okay, Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. Old MacDonald works for a company called orses
Speaker 1: Sir Cyrus, which uses placenta and melical derived materials uh
Speaker 1: for wound care and surgical applications. Um, he was being
Speaker 1: a it hyperbolic when he said he sold placentis. You've
Speaker 1: got smart listeners, but who can blame him? So so
Speaker 1: basically what we're saying here is that he was lying.
Speaker 1: When you have a baby and subsequent bio specimens, you
Speaker 1: can choose to either privately bank your bios specimens for money,
Speaker 1: have your bio specimens incinerated by the hospital, or donate
Speaker 1: to a tissue bank. When you donate to a tissue bank,
Speaker 1: you essentially give them permission to do whatever they want
Speaker 1: with your donated sample via an informed consent document. Consent document.
Speaker 1: So that's along and short of it. Mama goes to
Speaker 1: local bio bank, goes to large tissue conglomerate, goes to
Speaker 1: biotech company, goes to bachelor contestants selling your rap fussy powers.
Speaker 1: This person wins, Oh my god, plus power and you win.
Speaker 1: That's amazing, Ellen, Ellen win. Wow, that's fantastic. That are fantastic.
Speaker 1: I believe, Like my, if you do a home birth
Speaker 1: like my old country friends back home date, uh, you
Speaker 1: just freeze it in your freezer and then if you
Speaker 1: accidentally pull it out, the mom's creams No, that's Jeremy's placenta,
Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, well, how do you hang on
Speaker 1: to it? I think you can keep it fromier and
Speaker 1: then you eat it. I think. But I did remember
Speaker 1: when I was googling placentas and it said I came
Speaker 1: across some women's help for four placenta recipes you can do.
Speaker 1: You can do a chili, you can do a placenti smoothie,
Speaker 1: placenta lison. I don't like any of that. And that's
Speaker 1: if you want to read it, because it is technically
Speaker 1: part of your body. Eat. It's just you shave it
Speaker 1: until you get cancer and then or whatever you need it.
Speaker 1: Before we get to the final stade of the week,
Speaker 1: before we get to the final tweet of the weeks,
Speaker 1: we got if you guys are like, hey, oh, my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so sad. I am back at school. It's fall,
Speaker 1: the beach is close with the season. Fret not. Anna
Speaker 1: and I are deep diving right now. We're down under
Speaker 1: a Bachelor of Paradise, Australia, and and we're cooking. We
Speaker 1: haven't we haven't knew we're gonna we have a new BBC.
Speaker 1: We have new we have a new uh Patreon listener.
Speaker 1: Melanie Jacob sent us an email, whoever in the crew
Speaker 1: I'm writing too. I just caught myself crying tears of empathy,
Speaker 1: lounging on my couch and staring into my phone screen
Speaker 1: while watching Jewels and this Ashley girl have a seriously
Speaker 1: real moment and it's friding night. Thanks for adding so
Speaker 1: much quirk in front of this world. If it's not you,
Speaker 1: just an assistant, let her know, Well you let me
Speaker 1: know and I appreciate it. So you guys can also
Speaker 1: hop on on the Patreon trail and we are ready
Speaker 1: for the final we wake of the season to the season. Guys,
Speaker 1: here we go, this is it, this is it, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. There were so many good ones. Um
Speaker 1: okay the way, Jeremy, there's there's somebody good was Jeremy
Speaker 1: kay at j C k con ops. I wish they
Speaker 1: could have gotten Hannah's mom to do donuts and a
Speaker 1: speedboat in the water when Hannah said, yes, that's good. Um,
Speaker 1: Stephanie at an needed law uh blake before the Bachelor
Speaker 1: in Paradise finale. Maybe if I wear wacky socks, they
Speaker 1: won't pay attention to my crazy eyes when I defend
Speaker 1: my horrible actions strong socks he has, Um, this is
Speaker 1: the look at his face. Um, this is from I
Speaker 1: don't know when you thought you were going to have
Speaker 1: a hot girl summer, but instead you had a stagecoach consequence.
Speaker 1: Look at his face that was like, Lacy Joe, I
Speaker 1: actually cut it off. Okay great? Um uh NICKI lameshka
Speaker 1: at this is about. This is about the baby, the
Speaker 1: birth thing in the closet. Upon further viewing of this episode,
Speaker 1: if sitting on the floor of your closet crying, surrounded
Speaker 1: by a biohazard bag isn't a metaphor for both the
Speaker 1: post Bachelor franchise life, then I don't know what it is. Yes,
Speaker 1: and she's not wearing pants and all those guys, all
Speaker 1: those like firemen. Awesome, that closet looks very clean and
Speaker 1: very white. You know, yeah, why did she put her
Speaker 1: co in the oh? You know they have money. Jeremy
Speaker 1: Kay at j C. Knops Blake is in the middle
Speaker 1: of his own black Mirror episode. I really think that
Speaker 1: that amount of public shaming and like inability to even
Speaker 1: introduce your voice into what happened, that'll make you, that'll
Speaker 1: make you crazy. True story. I felt bad for him,
Speaker 1: and I was worried, like he's gonna be on Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan podcast and no to being like all the Snowflakes
Speaker 1: Final one two point oh at Shelley two point oh.
Speaker 1: I bet Nicole's first move after Paradise is selling pillows
Speaker 1: and tank tops with I want to Love so deep
Speaker 1: the ocean will be jealous. Dude, you need you need
Speaker 1: one of those. They should be We should make beach
Speaker 1: to Hell. We should all right, one more three D
Speaker 1: three D underscore de Rito at Josh All Chris Demi
Speaker 1: is the queer queen we didn't okay, Chris Demi is
Speaker 1: the queer queen we needed me. Dad, Stop trying so
Speaker 1: hard to sound cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I felt like
Speaker 1: last night. At one point he was like, yeah, relationships
Speaker 1: are tough. Reladships are really tough. I feel like he
Speaker 1: was talking about himself. I feel like Chris, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I think my kids hate me. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: at last feeling if Peter doesn't end up choosing a
Speaker 1: plane or over a woman will know this whole thing
Speaker 1: is for sure rigged. Oh can I just yeah? Uh?
Speaker 1: When Christian proposed to Demmi, you didn't see the ring
Speaker 1: box and the voice over of Chris Harrison going our
Speaker 1: buddy Neil Lane really came notice yes, yes, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I was like, because my prisident were like, oh, like
Speaker 1: did they give her that ring or did she buy it?
Speaker 1: And then and then he said Neil Lane, and we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're allowed to not have one? I know.
Speaker 1: And then when she said I'm working on it, because
Speaker 1: because when she goes, where's yours and she said I'm
Speaker 1: working on it, Lane was stuck in a tanning bed somewhere.
Speaker 1: I don't own town enough, guys, Neil Lane Lane, I'm
Speaker 1: why hasn't he been physically present? He maybe he's like
Speaker 1: Walt Disney and they'd like have to de freeze it. Guys,
Speaker 1: which two do we like for our top two? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go for one of them? Is Jeremy Kay at
Speaker 1: j C. Knops, I wish they could have gotten Handa's
Speaker 1: mom to do donuts and the speed in the water,
Speaker 1: And Hanna said, yes, do we like wacky socks? What
Speaker 1: are you guys feeling? It's true? I think black Mirror Okay,
Speaker 1: Jeremy Kay, he's up against himself at j C. Knopslake
Speaker 1: isn't on his own black Mirror episode. Don't it's our
Speaker 1: black mirror. Say donuts, Katie black Mayor. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say donuts, Black Mirror High Ring. I'm gonna go this season.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go take it on the Championship Ring. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go donuts. I'm gonna say I wish they could
Speaker 1: have gotten Anazon tod do donuts and just be about
Speaker 1: in the water. One hand said yes, Jeremy King kid Um,
Speaker 1: you guys, we really did it. We All Star game?
Speaker 1: Where can we rob a player of the your champion
Speaker 1: of the year. How do you feel like? Are you exhausted? Exhausted?
Speaker 1: I just I'm gonna take some time. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a mini moon. Yea is empty? Is empty? Just given
Speaker 1: so much? I have a mini moon or takes empty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I take it off. I mean I'll take it right back,
Speaker 1: and we're all gonna beat up again at stage. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see you all at stage Coach and anything to
Speaker 1: promote beside Stage Coach or live shows stage Coach. You know,
Speaker 1: Supernatural starts in October. I think the new season starts,
Speaker 1: so that'll be very exciting. Last season of it. Uh, Debbie,
Speaker 1: what are you going to promote? Well, this little show
Speaker 1: kiminet Gen Sava. Finally season two. We're back October eleven.
Speaker 1: Hanging out October eleven. Yeah, while we were in Atlanta,
Speaker 1: we also shot a TV show, also made a TV show.
Speaker 1: We made Memories and a TV show Memories and also
Speaker 1: TV show October eleven. That's coming out. And didn't you
Speaker 1: do a movie? You did a movie? I don't know
Speaker 1: when she comes out, he's to say, who is to say?
Speaker 1: It's mostly just uh, you know what, actually I and
Speaker 1: this is like a conversation that we will have once
Speaker 1: it's us. But like, I want to sit. Last year
Speaker 1: we did Q and As with some of the actors
Speaker 1: and we just they lived on Instagram stories. This season,
Speaker 1: I wanted to be something a little bit more kind
Speaker 1: of structured and just kind of sit and talk with
Speaker 1: everyone about like where they went, where things went this season.
Speaker 1: So it'll be that and you and I will point
Speaker 1: to it. You'll find it. Stay up, stay up, stay
Speaker 1: up on it. I want to say that I will
Speaker 1: be a judge with Lance Bath at the Best in
Speaker 1: Drag Show, which is spectacular in Los Angeles. It's Sunday,
Speaker 1: October six. It raises money for people living with AIDS.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. It's I've been numerous times. We were judges
Speaker 1: last year. It's incredible, and um, it's really great. So
Speaker 1: Best in Drag it's down at the Orpheum. It's really
Speaker 1: fun and like it's just it's like a full pageant.
Speaker 1: It's a blast. It's it's so fun. So we will
Speaker 1: both be judges there. Um. All right, and my book
Speaker 1: comes out next fall. There's nothing to preorder yet, but
Speaker 1: I gotta finish it. Yeah, all right, everybody leaven on
Speaker 1: the field tonight. I listen to your word, bro shure
Speaker 1: you accept this rose into your word.