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Speaker 3: October fifteenth, and Hey, if you've been sitting around with

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Speaker 3: Thanks for tuning in as always, Jenus and Jones hosted

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Speaker 3: by Dragonfly Jones A. K. Tyler. Hey, everybody, dude, Jethro

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Speaker 3: Jenkins aka John.

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Speaker 2: Was that Bubba's Hey, that was a different way.

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Speaker 4: Did you hear a little mo bugging? It came out.

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Speaker 4: She came out with my chicks like.

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Speaker 3: Bugg We're produced by the No jack what about you,

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Speaker 3: I'll go back to rhythm. The longer one should go last.

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Speaker 4: Okay, why jack.

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Speaker 3: We were explaining the Budiser, got it? Yeah, we were

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Speaker 3: explaining the Budweiser. Why the commercial that Jackson like, we

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Speaker 3: were like like our grandparents talking about jazz.

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Speaker 1: Talking about right, talking about the Pearl Harbor broadcast.

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Speaker 5: The commercial.

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Speaker 3: People really believed him that aliens had landed on Earth.

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Speaker 3: They were listening to their radios. It was unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: I'm GUARDI baka, we're talking about that commercial down the

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Speaker 1: two thousand suld.

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Speaker 5: Jackson was like not quite three, not quite three?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks shcks, thanks for the not quite welcome. GUARDI baka.

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Speaker 4: Mike, mother fucking my mother, mother fucking Mike.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's talk about the thing I think that

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Speaker 3: we all saw that made us the happiest this week

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Speaker 3: on the internet, which is uh, I'm just prepared to

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Speaker 3: be recklessly over the top optimistic about Victor Weberyama. I'm

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Speaker 3: prepared to just write it and just be like, I

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Speaker 3: don't give a fuck that it's a preseason. I don't

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Speaker 3: give a fuck about anything except I watched a man

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Speaker 3: dunk from outside the restricted arc on someone who had

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Speaker 3: a video clip of Thomas Bryant looking like he was

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Speaker 3: Jim in the office looking at the camera.

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Speaker 4: Life blow, Thomas Bryant. Cut. Listen to the people who

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Speaker 1: Victor Winbiyama dunked on Thomas Bryant from outside the restricted area.

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Speaker 1: I want to be clearing what I'm saying here. He

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Speaker 4: He was never in the restricted area.

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Speaker 1: He was outside of the restrict His whole he dunked

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Speaker 1: and he dunked on Thomas Bryant. You know, a solid

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Speaker 4: Thomas Brian.

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Speaker 1: Thomas Brian is the guy who when Lebron had the

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Speaker 4: He's that guy for people who.

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Speaker 2: Had position I'm mad at he does he does.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he did his job. He doesn't have a restaurant

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Speaker 1: twenty years in the in the making, right. But but

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Speaker 1: NBA player giving us that face, Like, but bro, it

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Speaker 1: is that ship. I watched that ship so many motherfuckers.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like it.

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Speaker 2: He like, I tweeted, he looked at us like, whatever

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Speaker 4: Nigga?

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Speaker 2: You gotta look at the face of God and ask

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Speaker 2: him because prayer is the only motherfucking answer. Don't nobody know, Bro,

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Speaker 2: you feel what I'm saying, put you better look up

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Speaker 4: And the thing got no answers.

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Speaker 2: Well, we didn't even clown Thomas Bryant, No, because what

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Speaker 2: are you doing about that? Because Bro, I swear now

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Speaker 2: he needs to do a commercial on that ship like

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Speaker 4: He does something.

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Speaker 2: He's like, you know what I mean, and every and

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Speaker 2: what the fucking crowd looks like I don't know, and

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Speaker 2: he lives in the crowd like ship, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: Like you know.

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Speaker 4: Womby looks into bucking camera like ship.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised, surprised myself, motherfuckerde It was.

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Speaker 4: It was crazy because it's like.

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Speaker 3: You should you should be commercial, man, Somebody gonna make

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Speaker 3: some bread over there, you know what I mean, Just

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Speaker 3: But nah, put John in the bibliography of that fucking commercial.

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Speaker 4: Please something, give me a producer credit or something.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, But yeah, man, like there's there's no way, Like

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Speaker 4: Guess I'll dunk this motherfucker.

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Speaker 2: You feel me, Thomas, that face he made it looked

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Speaker 3: Feel like what he made this Scooby Doo face? Bro?

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Speaker 2: Like it really like it was just it was just

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Speaker 4: It was just like, this is what we gotta deal

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Speaker 4: with now. I guess crazy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's a future. And I saw people,

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Speaker 3: you know, responding to Tyler say, oh, you're going pretty

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Speaker 3: hard for a preseason game. Yes, it's not the game,

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Speaker 3: it's they're having the games. They're holding the games. The

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Speaker 4: The highlight, not the gang, right right.

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Speaker 1: I can understand about say future MVP sant Antonio's winning

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Speaker 4: Okay, then you can tell me the real that shit in.

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Speaker 1: But we have never seen a motherfucker dunk on another

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Speaker 1: motherfucker from outside the restricted area. Never in my fucking life,

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Speaker 1: I've I seen that ever, nobody's seen it.

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Speaker 4: It's never happened before, bro.

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Speaker 2: Like that's why Thomas Bryant, an NBA player, looked at

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Speaker 2: us like what the fuck do I do in this

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Speaker 2: shit away? So brother, you feel me like? This is

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Speaker 2: like I knew he was special. I didn't know he

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Speaker 2: And then in that same game, we saw him go

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Speaker 2: off the dribble, hit this fucking screen, pull up for

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Speaker 2: a Jimmy after dunking outside of the fucking restricted area. Bro,

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Speaker 2: this is not supposed to happen, and that's not normal.

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Speaker 3: It's okay to be excited.

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Speaker 2: It's okay to be excited pregamer preseason game or not.

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Speaker 2: What we were seeing is special, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: And again is once the regular season starts, we get

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Speaker 6: to keep seeing it. The schedule makers agree with everyone.

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Speaker 6: The San Antonio's first had four national TV games last season.

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Speaker 6: Four in their first twelve games of this season, they

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm and I'm locking for all six of them.

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Speaker 1: Month.

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Speaker 2: NBA understands the money and good and good and good

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Speaker 2: for them and.

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Speaker 4: Good for us. We get to enjoy it.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait. I'm just excited. And it's just killed

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Speaker 3: There's enough. There's enough thing. First of all, there's enough

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Speaker 3: preseason NBA basketball into it. They're better playing playing sport

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Speaker 3: for you to watch and enjoy it. You know what

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Speaker 3: I mean?

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Speaker 1: I feel you know, you know, there's a part of

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Speaker 3: But here's it, here's the answer. Because you said a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And that's whole thing.

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Speaker 1: Like, like I was just like, Bro, the hate is

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Speaker 1: that Miami move and you know that stinker in the

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Speaker 1: fin decision. That's right, that's when the when the Bron

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Speaker 1: hate started steamroll. Motherfuckers are hating on preseason now, like, like,

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Speaker 1: the hate is evolving and we are hating at earlier

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Speaker 2: Dog so so people were actually hating like like minimizing

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Speaker 1: Someone someone told me it's preseason. Man, calmm the fuck damn.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, dog, what the fuck does preseason have to

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Speaker 1: do you?

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Speaker 4: Fond Tyler?

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Speaker 3: He gatuated him. That's how I saw it. I don't.

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Speaker 3: I don't read. I'm not brave enough to read Tyler's reply. Bro,

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Speaker 3: I only see it when he puts the spotlight on some.

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Speaker 3: He needed to make that point not to that person,

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Speaker 3: but to the other two thousand for.

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Speaker 1: The wider respectrum right and bro we, I'm just not

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Speaker 1: gonna let motherfuckers take with me for granted, like we

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Speaker 1: have never seen no ship like this before.

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Speaker 4: They will though, you brother, they will find a way.

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Speaker 2: Yo. You you trying to stop that is like Thomas

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Speaker 2: Like I said, Womy hasn't even done shit like I

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Speaker 1: If you don't like the Spurs, Okay, the Spurs are

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Speaker 2: That is, you do be a good point because like,

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Speaker 4: Already? Holy shit?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they got beat by twenty, but fuck that did

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Speaker 2: you see what he did? They got beat he didn't.

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Speaker 3: Now. Yeah, all right, let's talk a little NFL action.

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Speaker 4: The Dolphins.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and you missed the Dolphins game because you were

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Speaker 3: eight hundred and fourteen yards receiving through six games, which

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Speaker 3: a thousand yards before the halfway through the season. Best.

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Speaker 1: That's why receiver in the league. I don't know why

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Speaker 3: Can I offer a theory? I think his racism, you

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Speaker 4: Right, you know what I mean, there's a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Fast people never running track, nigga, you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 4: You feel me?

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Speaker 3: All that? Yeah, But I think but it's the same.

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Speaker 3: But I do think it's the same reason. It's like

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Speaker 3: It's like there's that for some reason. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 3: For the next episode, it's racism.

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Speaker 1: Racism is always a good bet when you watch doesn't

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Speaker 3: I think Tyreek Hill, this is my question. I think

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Speaker 3: he might be the coolest football player in the NFL.

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Speaker 3: He had his celebration he hit today John, he scored

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Speaker 3: he has the video of him like going upside. It's cool, man,

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Speaker 3: He's cool. Everything he does works for me.

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Speaker 4: It's just any regardless of how you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Like the NFL tries to like put put the straps

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Speaker 2: on him preventing from having when they just find him

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Speaker 2: for throwing a peace sign up, he doesn't give a

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Speaker 2: fuck they find the shit out of his ass. This year,

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Speaker 2: he said, I don't give a fuck. I'm Richie Sale.

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Speaker 2: I'm enjoyed his damn gang. Whether you want me to

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Speaker 4: Me so he I love that, man, I love that

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Speaker 1: That backflip felt felt like an instant classic celebration. Like

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Speaker 1: that's a Joe Horn cell phone. That's a t you know,

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Speaker 1: like the motherfucker. The cell phone footage of the actual

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Speaker 1: dude gave us a two part saga of a cell appraition.

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Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: We got two different points of view of that celebration.

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Speaker 3: The only thing that I don't like about Tyreek Hill

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Speaker 3: is a john. Are you aware of what he was

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Speaker 3: getting fined for every week for the uniform violation?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I heard it's a uniform.

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Speaker 3: Socks with his under his cleats.

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Speaker 4: Oh wait wait he'd be out here with the bare

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Speaker 2: No no, But also that's track ship. You know tracks

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Speaker 2: You don't wear socks. So maybe that feels comfortable because

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Speaker 1: Those gold medalists, like World Championship for by one four

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Speaker 3: He's not he's he's he like if he were a sprinter,

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Speaker 3: he would he Unlike most of the fast people in

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Speaker 2: Was actually well, yeah, fast in the world, not just

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Speaker 4: I mean that kind of makes sense.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean, but there's just one running straight

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Speaker 4: You have to run routes.

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Speaker 2: My boy like some socks and feet probably looking crazy, dog.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you, as some of his friends with a

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Speaker 3: you don't want their feet.

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Speaker 4: You don't want any athletes feet.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, you don't want any athletes foot, you know what

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Speaker 3: But the track, that track foot, bro, You're right, I

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Speaker 1: It's like a bear clothes dog like like you hear me,

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Speaker 1: I'm like a star crushing back all the way up

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Speaker 1: like a fucking Arabian prince street with Like.

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Speaker 2: I thought when I first saw his foot, I thought

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Speaker 4: I had to like, you know, you need a key.

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Speaker 2: To define the feet in that motherfuck you know, the

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Speaker 6: Remember Brown's feet, right, yeah, oh my god, you gotta google.

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Speaker 5: It right now.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, a man's feet and.

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Speaker 5: To Brown's.

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Speaker 6: And that's what I'm picturing with what happened to Tyreek

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be it's gonna be audibly noticeable when these

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Speaker 1: But but back to Brown, like, if you've ever worn

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Speaker 1: He probably has white feet too, and them ships are

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Speaker 1: pumpled up ship. Did you see a lot of action

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Speaker 2: The bottom of his foot is the entire bottom of

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Speaker 2: his foot is a blister bro like the entire bottom

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Speaker 1: Dog.

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Speaker 2: You could see the callouses on his the front of

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing though, is that Braun is an enormous

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Speaker 2: Players are as unique as they actually as his Have

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Speaker 2: you seen his beat?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, football players are running through car crashes. Track athletes.

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Speaker 3: These are you're talking about five foot ten people of

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Speaker 4: Bro like dog, you know, you know that callous doesn't

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Speaker 4: since we're googling.

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Speaker 1: Down Brot y'all, have y'all ever seen Tory Holt's middle finger?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: But I think all football everybody I've noticed ever played

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like you notice how many people that don't they

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Speaker 4: High school football, that's that's a picky that can that

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Speaker 3: There's no position in football that's say for your hands,

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Speaker 3: you have people throwing a football ninety miles an hour

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Speaker 3: get their fingers caught in fucking uh in in in

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Speaker 3: you know, face mask stuff like that. Here's an underrated

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Speaker 3: let's talk about gross athlete body parts. Volleyball players hands

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Speaker 3: are an absolute fucking disaster because because if you think

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Speaker 3: point back in the day, it was different volleyball now.

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Speaker 3: you jam your finger in basketball. Volleyball is not as

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Speaker 3: That's the design of the defensive play in volley I've

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Speaker 6: kick and put their hand up, it's just a flying football.

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Speaker 5: Does they're like hand is is.

442
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Speaker 3: We covered a kid who broke his He broke his

443
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Speaker 3: hand blocking blocking a field goal attemp. It's like this

444
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,760
Speaker 3: ship like just because you see it happen over and

445
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Speaker 3: over again, like it's.

446
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Speaker 4: Not does your body is not absolutely ridiculous?

447
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Speaker 7: Right?

448
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Speaker 2: Right?

449
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:30,320
Speaker 3: You're not supposed to throw your skinny little fingers in

450
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Speaker 3: front of someone kicking a football one hundred and thirty

451
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Speaker 3: miles an hour with their foot anyway, that'd be a

452
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Speaker 3: good that'd be a good that would be a good topic,

453
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Speaker 3: good little draft list. What's the grossest athlete body parts?

454
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Speaker 3: Like by sport and body part? We'll tuck that in

455
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Speaker 3: the back pocket.

456
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Speaker 4: I don't know if the cauliflower ear is a one

457
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Speaker 4: seed bro right, And that's because that so fast.

458
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,960
Speaker 2: And that's because like, dude, like you can't not see that,

459
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Speaker 2: you feel me.

460
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Speaker 3: What causes a cauliflower ear?

461
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Speaker 1: What's in there, doesn't in hill? Once it gets in flame,

462
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,080
Speaker 1: that stays in flames. But that's like that, that's good

463
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Speaker 1: punch that. But boxes don't.

464
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Speaker 4: Have cauliflower though it's it's it's generally knuckle on carlage.

465
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Speaker 4: But even like but even you'll see dudes that.

466
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Speaker 2: Do grappling have cauliflower here, like dudes that do like

467
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Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, jiu jitsu and ship And

468
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,320
Speaker 2: I think it's just because like that rubbing on the

469
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 2: ear over time, because that's no, there's no punches, you

470
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Speaker 2: feel me.

471
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 4: But they still have cauliflower here. It must have something

472
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:32,480
Speaker 4: to do with the mat too, and slammed on the ship.

473
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Speaker 2: I honestly, I think part of my brain, but it

474
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Speaker 2: might it'll it can return though, right, you can get

475
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Speaker 2: it removed with a return.

476
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Speaker 4: I think I'm not sure.

477
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Speaker 3: I honestly thought, like part of my brain honestly thought

478
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Speaker 3: it was like a four cheese blending there, like it

479
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Speaker 3: was just a tortaliti.

480
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Speaker 4: Like.

481
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Speaker 3: Like, oh delicious, a little little spinach permisan.

482
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Speaker 4: What is this paprika? What's Yeah? That's that's the one.

483
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,639
Speaker 3: That's the one scene for sure though, because that's cauliflower

484
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Speaker 3: years otherworldly. Okay, let's talk about the number one topic

485
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,879
Speaker 3: of the week, the thing most people asked us to

486
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 3: talk about, the saga of the forty eight oysters, gentleman,

487
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,480
Speaker 3: because okay, because someone.

488
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Speaker 4: Who followed the story anything more than could you.

489
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Speaker 3: Give the context for people who did not see the

490
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Speaker 3: story on Twitter of what everyone was talking.

491
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Speaker 4: I don't know what's Oh this is good. All right,

492
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,480
Speaker 4: go ahead, Tyler. Okay.

493
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Speaker 1: So so there's this chick on TikTok who was talking

494
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Speaker 1: about how this dude kept asking her out. She made

495
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Speaker 1: it very clear she was not interested in this guy

496
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:46,959
Speaker 1: like that. That's a very important thing to remember here.

497
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Speaker 1: She made it very clearly like he was in my

498
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Speaker 1: DM sung to himself for a week, that's what I

499
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: wanted to eat.

500
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Speaker 5: You want to catch up?

501
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,679
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, okay. And she went to

502
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Speaker 1: a restaurant and she ate forty ate raw.

503
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,080
Speaker 4: Oysters just as the appetizer.

504
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Speaker 7: And ordered it, ordered by the dozen, ordered a dozen,

505
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 7: ordered a second dozen, ordered a third dozen, and then said,

506
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 7: you know what, like Braun inventing.

507
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:21,120
Speaker 3: The the bonus track, she said, here's a couple more

508
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 3: for you, right, And she ordered these forty eight raw oysters.

509
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:28,399
Speaker 1: And she has slurped all the motherfuckers down like she is.

510
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: She is not the oyster fork lady just thinking them out.

511
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Speaker 1: You you hear it, it's all tom hear the slurk, right,

512
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:37,159
Speaker 1: And she made a crazy dog and and and like

513
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Speaker 1: I said, we got to come back to how she

514
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: made it very clear she was not interested in this dude.

515
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Speaker 2: She also sadd some free food was one of the

516
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Speaker 2: worst with the phrases.

517
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Speaker 4: She said, I can ask some any food.

518
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she also said for after telling us that.

519
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: Further along in the video, she said, I probably shouldn't

520
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,119
Speaker 1: have did that, but I did. I don't give a fuck,

521
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 1: basically saying, you know, fuck this dude right like that though,

522
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 1: and and the dude just left, just snuck out on her.

523
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Speaker 2: But wait wait wait, wait wait wait, but she also

524
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 2: had drinks, she had potatoes and and yes, and then

525
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 2: the men you came.

526
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Speaker 1: She's like, Okay, what's the main course? And she said

527
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Speaker 1: that's when that's a bathroom and she never saw them again.

528
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Speaker 5: She a baddie, she is.

529
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Speaker 4: She's the baddest wars I've ever seen in.

530
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Speaker 1: This is walls to you. She and my whole thing

531
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Speaker 1: is I'm a fir. I'm a firm believe in. You

532
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,480
Speaker 1: asked some one out, you put the bill right like

533
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Speaker 1: I just think that.

534
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Speaker 4: Move ship. And I almost have told you, and we

535
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 4: almost had this this is this discussion before. Well, if you.

536
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 2: Don't ask her out and y'all go out, you still

537
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,800
Speaker 2: get the bills. You know what, I'm saying, like first day,

538
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.

539
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you know we've had this this discussion before,

540
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: and now I've told you plenty of I've never had

541
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: a quote unquote bad dad. I've had plenty of dates

542
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,919
Speaker 1: where there was no chemistry, conversation was dry. We knew that,

543
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: like it was unsmoken, that this will be the last

544
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 1: time we link up. But Bro, when you're in the restaurant,

545
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 1: like they're steak and beer here, you know what I'm saying,

546
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: And like I could just tell someone I want to

547
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 1: sneak and I get a steak. There's no way I

548
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 1: can have a photocole bad Jakey. But I am firmly

549
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: on the side of the of the fucking Bill Dodger here.

550
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 1: I'm the dude who walked out because there's so many

551
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:21,359
Speaker 1: reasons I'm on inside right, And one is first shade etiquette. Man,

552
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: you don't do forty eight real oysters, bro, Like, I

553
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 1: feel like you gotta keep shit a little cute if

554
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 1: you're actually genuinely interested in him. I firmly believe in

555
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 1: being yourself all the way through, you know, being your

556
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Speaker 1: genuine self. But I also feel like there's certain shit

557
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,040
Speaker 1: on the first date where you're like, Okay, I'm not

558
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,879
Speaker 1: gonna show him this fucking gluttonous side of me just yet. Right, Like,

559
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: as much as I love fucking seafood boil bags and shit,

560
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 1: a seafood boil bag spot would never be a first

561
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Speaker 1: date if I was out there, you know what I'm saying,

562
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Speaker 1: very happily, Mary, I want to clarify that.

563
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 3: But like showing one walrus tooth, don't show him both

564
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,160
Speaker 3: walrus teeth.

565
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 1: That's what you're saying, right, And I can also understand

566
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 1: if you love, if you love oysters, just getting like

567
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,880
Speaker 1: one dozen for the advertising, but getting.

568
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 4: Four does forty he ate slurp you.

569
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: This man was on a date with a woman who

570
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: did not give a fuck about him. He wasn't having

571
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 1: no type of good conversation with her, but he.

572
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 4: Heard her slurp forty eight times.

573
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 1: That's a breaking point that I do not blame anyone

574
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 1: for saying, Okay, that's enough, I'm gone.

575
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 4: That's my whole shit.

576
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm framlong side that you covered the

577
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: bell of you as what out. But this was an

578
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 1: egregious circumstance because I cannot imagine a more egregious. I

579
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck about you, me and you choice

580
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 1: than forty eight raw oysters that you are just slurping

581
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: in front of a motherfucker you do not give a

582
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: fuck about.

583
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 4: That's wow.

584
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 2: Like, honestly, if it was just the slurfing, I'm the

585
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 2: type of nigga to be like, let me see how

586
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 2: many she gonna eat?

587
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 4: Like, I'm just staying around.

588
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 1: What would have been your breaking point? Because I've thought

589
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 1: about this. The third doesn't would have would have been mine?

590
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 4: He said?

591
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:58,959
Speaker 1: What the third doesn't would have been my break.

592
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,239
Speaker 4: Because I'm like, you know, hey, you know what I mean? Like, hey, bro,

593
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 4: you and can I pull out my camera? Know what

594
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 4: I'm saying.

595
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 2: Because I'm trying to Hey, I'm on a date with

596
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 2: missus Waltrice.

597
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 4: Bro, look at this motherfucker here she on the fifth one.

598
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,159
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying, Like, I'm gonna do that.

599
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 2: But at the same time, though for me, as that

600
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 2: dude seemed like he was he asked her out for drinks.

601
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 4: That's what he asked her out for. You feel me?

602
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 4: He asked her out for drinks.

603
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 2: She hits the food shit cool, all right, but like, bro,

604
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 2: you got the camera out with flash. He probably he

605
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 2: ain't me, nigga, he he he ain't probably don't appreciate

606
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 2: none of that. We ain't see him on camera once,

607
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 2: so he probably was like, Yo, I'm not really fucking

608
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 2: with that.

609
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:39,560
Speaker 4: You feel me? Had the camera out in the it

610
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 4: was on flash. Niggas. We saw, we saw, we heard

611
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 4: her slirt damn near forty.

612
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 2: Eight times, nigga, bro, and that that was crazy.

613
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 1: We saw every detail of those latinous blo every every

614
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:53,679
Speaker 1: looking cranny.

615
00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 4: Bro Bro. I mean, she was killing that motherfucker shit,

616
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 4: you feel me?

617
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,959
Speaker 2: And then she hit with the crab cakes and the potatoes.

618
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, for me, I'm like, nigga, you can't afford

619
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 2: this motherfucker dog.

620
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 4: This is the first day. Imagine where she get comfortable

621
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 4: around a nigga. You know what I'm saying.

622
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 2: But what But I love the fact I used to

623
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 2: be like, man, that's a bullshit that nigga run off

624
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 2: and all this ship.

625
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 4: But I love the fact he was like, Yo, I'm

626
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 4: a big moore.

627
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: You the money for them drinks, oysters, that's your shamo

628
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:29,479
Speaker 1: with them, right?

629
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 4: Oh man? That was it was bro to me.

630
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 2: It was just absent that's one of the one of

631
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 2: the more hilarious stories that happened this year for sure.

632
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Speaker 3: Four.

633
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna be one hundred with you, Mike Bade.

634
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 4: I can smack forty eight. We all could, like work,

635
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 4: we all could easy.

636
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 2: You're at a seafood boil bro I can eat crab forever.

637
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 2: I have to tell myself, my body doesn't stay stop

638
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 2: eating seafood. I have to tell myself, Okay, you've been

639
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 2: doing this for an hour. You should probably not eat

640
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 2: any more of it, you know.

641
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: What I mean? Yeah, seafood is a very light, non

642
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 1: filling meat, right right, A whole bunch of that shit.

643
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: Like like me and Summer's favorite seafood boils backspot, they

644
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: do like flavor steam orses like you can get garlic

645
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: butter steamed orses or Cajun steamed orses are old bay

646
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: stain orses. They're fucking good. And we always open up

647
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,160
Speaker 1: with like a dozen of those, like we just pick

648
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: a new flavor every time. But the whole thing is,

649
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 1: like I think that it's it's not the point that

650
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: you ate forty eight little seafood chunks. That's not a

651
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: big fucking deal. You ate them raw like that is

652
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: so important here. I feel like that is so you

653
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: ate forty eight raw like the only thing that separates

654
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: us from the animals is that we put heat on

655
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: our food, bro, Like you know what I'm saying, Like,

656
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: we use heat and we use fire to prepare our food.

657
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: And you ate forty eight raw oysters. You ate a

658
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: whole pond's ecosystem raw. Like you are a sea lion. Bro,

659
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: you are a fucking sea otter. Like. You are not

660
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: a human at that point if you are eating spectacle

661
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: raw oysters, right, you are a You are a You

662
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: are a fucking extinction level events with ecosystem if you're

663
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: eating forty eight raw oysters.

664
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 3: Bro, we need the David at We need the David

665
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 3: Attenborough cut of that you are.

666
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 4: You're the battles of your pond creek.

667
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: If you're eating forty eight raw oysters, you're the destroyer

668
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: of worlds by like that oysters.

669
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 4: Though I would eat forty eight raw oysters, you like

670
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 4: roll oysters. I can't fuck wrong. That's the only ones

671
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 4: I eat, bro, really like those the ones I smack

672
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 4: with a fucking drop in to basket perfect me.

673
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 2: And rather we we when we are first, like we

674
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 2: have a this place called Red Hill Station and the

675
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 2: SF that we would go to and we would we were.

676
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 2: We love the oysters that we get, you know, probably

677
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 2: twenty four of the motherfuckers and we smacked the food.

678
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 4: But Bro, I really could have banged forty eight raw

679
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 4: oysters easily. Dog call me mister Walls nigga. I'll take

680
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 4: that and I'll carry that with you know, with proude

681
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 4: you have?

682
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 3: Would you have busted the wall? Russie open? Is that

683
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 3: what you're saying?

684
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 4: I'm a married man.

685
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 2: My god, we don't like that around you feel me

686
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 2: about saying I wouldn't have ate forty eight motherfuckers from

687
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 2: the rather, I know that because I actually care about

688
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 2: what you thought, because you know, you know, that is

689
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 2: a food where you gotta keep shipping for that is

690
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 2: a five, like three year deep in the relationship moment

691
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 2: where you eat forty eight row oysters in front of

692
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 2: your loved one.

693
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure

694
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 4: for sure, because.

695
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 5: It's not three years for him. It was like three

696
00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 5: weeks for him, but it.

697
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 4: Was it was probably it was probably the fourth day

698
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 4: we went got grabb Greg. It's a different time, it's

699
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 4: a different fucking time frame for dudes and chicks off.

700
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 2: But the thing is also it was a shared experience.

701
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 2: It wasn't like there was a stack of fucking even

702
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 2: twenty four things.

703
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 3: That is, you know you were saving her free food.

704
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 6: Forty eight oysters is one thing. Forty eight oysters to

705
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 6: zero raw oysters. Opposite trying to take is I'm saying.

706
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 4: Bro bro bro to to a drink. All he bought

707
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 4: was a drink. He asked her out for drinks. They

708
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 4: were trying to get to know each other. He was

709
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 4: he was on some cheap ship.

710
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: You feel me, no, Yeah, And I feel like if

711
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: if you go to a bar or whatever, you can't

712
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 1: tell whoever you asked out there for drinks, they can't

713
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: get food for sure, for sure. Yeah.

714
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 4: I feel like forty doesn't of anything.

715
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, nigga, Yeah, I feel like that's an egregious I

716
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck about you all, all of them.

717
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 2: You can put me online on it. I think we

718
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 2: all going to agree we get to the third dozen

719
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 2: of some you know, say b like so so help

720
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 2: help a toddler out here. I don't eat seafood.

721
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 3: And I did ask Twitter this and got a variety

722
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:49,360
Speaker 3: of responses, give me a non seafood equivalent of what

723
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 3: forty eight oysters is? Like, how many wings or potato skins?

724
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,880
Speaker 4: Is that there? Oyster is about an ounce apiece? Do

725
00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 4: you eat Chick fil a nuggets? Yeah? About forty eight

726
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 4: Chick fil a nuggs? Lich, But they're not like the

727
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 4: more feeling makes matter the Friday.

728
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 5: Like they're pretty light, but the fried is more feeling

729
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 5: than a row oyster.

730
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 2: I think as far as wings, it's like sitting down

731
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 2: and eating eighteen wings, like you know what I'm saying.

732
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 4: I think it's about eight the three like the like

733
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 4: the wings not.

734
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 2: Not No, I'm not talking about I'm not talking about

735
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 2: a drumstick and a fucking I'm talking about sitting down

736
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 2: and eating eighteen wings.

737
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 4: While somebody just has to drink in front of you,

738
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 4: right right.

739
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 5: Right, which I guess that's what I feel like is

740
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 5: the biggest.

741
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 3: And again you've ordered it four times, right.

742
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 5: Swings and then they've just had a drink.

743
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 2: Four six six, Yeah, it's probably twenty four wings. I

744
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 2: would say twenty four wings.

745
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to say twenty four.

746
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: Twenty four is saying saying two oyster lumps equal one

747
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: wing I don't think.

748
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 4: That so, okay, what that's but but I'm trying to

749
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 4: get the visual right like that.

750
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: But I think forty eight chicken Chick fil A nuggets,

751
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: don I think that's like I crushed two of them shits,

752
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 1: just on two twelve pacts, just on some you know.

753
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 4: That's what I'm doing today, ship you know that's my

754
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 4: driving around nuggets.

755
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, ye show yeah, yeah, Like I got some

756
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 3: errands to run. I gotta I got, I got two

757
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,359
Speaker 3: twelve facts. I'm with you one hundred percent. But fast

758
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 3: that boys, unite. This is not a John part of

759
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:21,800
Speaker 3: the podcast right now. That's like seven months worth of

760
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 3: carbs in that breading for John Halos.

761
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 2: You know, wait, you know what I'm saying it being

762
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 2: inequal to Wait, I'm talking about like the look and

763
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,640
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, just to sit across from somebody eating twenty

764
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 2: four wings is the same as somebody for you know

765
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 2: what I mean, To see racks of boxes from the

766
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 2: wings is the same as seeing the stacks of fucking trays,

767
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 2: you know, like dude, dude, she ate them so fast

768
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:51,399
Speaker 2: the person hadn't cleared the trays. Like we saw four

769
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 2: trays stacked it wasn't like we we just saw. That's

770
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:56,200
Speaker 2: how we knew it was.

771
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: Oyster lovers love Oister, right, Like, there's like three types

772
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: of people when it comes to oysters. There's you know,

773
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 1: oysters are discussing, There's oysters are cool, and then there's

774
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm fucking obsessed with oysters. Bro. Summer is an oyster girl.

775
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:10,960
Speaker 1: Like one of her favorite fucking things to do is

776
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: have a little you know, you know, some me time

777
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: where she rides out, she goes to Marshalls and does

778
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 1: some candle shop and goes thrifting, and then she goes

779
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 1: like her favorite spot and get some oysters Rockefeller, which

780
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 1: is like, you know, oyster Rockefeller is like you know,

781
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: mozzarella and spinach and bacon bits on an oyster good

782
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 1: as fun, right, Like that's her little that's an idea

783
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: of a full day for her, Like she fucking loves

784
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: oyster Rockefellers. And yeah, like I said, there's there's people

785
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: who think oyses are discussing, or people think OSAs all right,

786
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 1: and people who are obsessed with oysters, bro.

787
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 4: Like those are the three varying degrees right there. I

788
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,240
Speaker 4: think I've only had I think like I've had cooked.

789
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 4: Maybe I've had cooked clams. I don't know if I've

790
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 4: had cooked oysters ever. I don't know if I've ever

791
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 4: had like, oh, you're missing out. I just I just

792
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 4: the raw ones just so goes so crazy to me.

793
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 4: You need to listen. The Charlotte was she wasn't a

794
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 4: horst red as you. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

795
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 4: A little hot sauce.

796
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: Well you know, I'm by, I know, I'm a I'm

797
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: a I'm a line everything better motherfucker. But chargrilled always

798
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: with a dad with the basketo sauce, fucking delicious dog.

799
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 3: I do think the too craziest parts of the story

800
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 3: are the noise. Hearing someone's slip forty eight times is crazy.

801
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 3: They're so that's crazy, And then number two is is

802
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 3: what you said, it's the number is crazy. But ordering

803
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 3: four rounds is crazier to me. That you hit the

804
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 3: pump action reload on that shotgun four times like you

805
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 3: like you say, three trays of oysters and just looked

806
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 3: at the waiter and put a finger up like that's

807
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 3: that is wild to me.

808
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: The slurp made me think, though, say it, you might

809
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: do that little thing you like, right but but it

810
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: was out the window for this dude, it was out

811
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: the window.

812
00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 4: She had no interest in it.

813
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 2: I know, but I'm I know, but I'm saying like, okay, yeah,

814
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 2: but we're taking all that we're talking about the slurp itself,

815
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,760
Speaker 2: like this slurp, I just the slurp.

816
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 3: This Stark didn't make.

817
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:08,879
Speaker 4: This Stark didn't make.

818
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 2: I would say this the light about you see, the

819
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 2: Stark made me stay to the fourth. To the fourth,

820
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying to the fourth, you know

821
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 2: what I mean? And then I realized I'm a linked

822
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 2: in not fucking shak you know what I mean.

823
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna you're you're you're a brave man if

824
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,319
Speaker 1: you're signing up for extracurricular activities with a woman who

825
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: just ate forty eight raw oysters in fucking I.

826
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 2: Mean with with that's a lot of I mean, there's

827
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 2: like orbit, there's tooth brushes. There's a lot of things

828
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 2: that exist that could we.

829
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 3: Could we could we know that allow you to you know,

830
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 3: what are you gonna do with What are you gonna

831
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 3: do with some toothbrushes?

832
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: Bro?

833
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 3: What are you gonna do about some women? Are you

834
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 3: with with some hum you're gonna you're gonna chew it up.

835
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 1: I just do not think our digestive systems. Digestive systems

836
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 1: are equipped handed forty eight row. He you know what, once, bro,

837
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,879
Speaker 1: we are not Pelicans. Dog.

838
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 2: You know she had to let you know, like the

839
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 2: burps would go crazy in that situation. You know what

840
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 2: I mean, we are not Pelicans.

841
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 4: No, we are not Tyler. You are right, definitely right, shiit.

842
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 2: The burn's probably with Yeah, she didn't give a fuck

843
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: about that nigga dog all right, man?

844
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 4: But what was crazy about? I was like, damn, like she.

845
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,520
Speaker 2: Had the whole says a special. She ain't go to

846
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:32,759
Speaker 2: a doctor. She went to the doctor, you know what

847
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 2: I mean? Like she so, and she's from Atlanta, Bro,

848
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 2: place on the planet, like you will meet them, baddy,

849
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 2: who will try to tax you over forty.

850
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 4: Eight raw oysters? On motherfucking Wednesday, did.

851
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 3: You see that a reporter went to the place to

852
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:52,360
Speaker 3: like like you know the story. Yeah, they went to Thetan,

853
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,359
Speaker 3: he said, he said, in the world, he said the record,

854
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 3: there where two women.

855
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you you will already know the race

856
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,919
Speaker 1: of the woman once I divulged this other he said,

857
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: two women went there. They both ate seventy raw oysters

858
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: and the drink they topped it off with was a

859
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 1: white Russian which is milk and vodka.

860
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 3: Like I said, you already know so, but but the

861
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,959
Speaker 3: owner of the place told the reporter that that lady

862
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 3: is in there every Tuesday.

863
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 4: Unbelievable.

864
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 3: She in her Instagram DMS just picking like, Okay, you

865
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:26,319
Speaker 3: freaking I know.

866
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: I know exactly what your life is like if you

867
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 1: are a woman who goes to one spot every week

868
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: and eats seventy year old oysters with a white Russian

869
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:37,319
Speaker 1: bro Like, like, no, you haven't worked in forty years

870
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 1: with a different richest Fuck, you are probably living off

871
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: generational buddy. You you probably walk theme in that motherfucker

872
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: with a dusty ass fur coat. She got to be

873
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 1: like sixty years old, because that's not some young record Tuesday.

874
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 3: No, no, no, this lady, the forty eight oyster lady

875
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,400
Speaker 3: brings a different yea every She got a victim every week. Bro,

876
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 3: yeah she don't.

877
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 4: I just should get the free oysters.

878
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 2: Fuck you mean she called that nigga because he was

879
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 2: the one nigga that said, nah, she's probably.

880
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:03,839
Speaker 5: Been doing it so long.

881
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,439
Speaker 6: She she had done it a few times, getting thirty six,

882
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 6: and then she was like, I think I can go

883
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 6: to forty eight.

884
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, next time I'm doing forty eight.

885
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 3: Growth competitive, gross mindset this road, Yeah, she had, she

886
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 3: had that growth mindset. She said, I can't rest on

887
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 3: my on my walrist Laurels.

888
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 4: I think I think she should start the ass and

889
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 4: mar channel.

890
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 2: Bro, you know what I mean, Start the only fans

891
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 2: when she's just fucking eating oysters on camera and crab

892
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 2: and ship up.

893
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 3: Bro.

894
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,680
Speaker 4: There's a market out there.

895
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 3: There's a market.

896
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 4: We saw. We saw the fucking the young girl blow

897
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 4: the fuck up.

898
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yo, dude, start the start the only fans when

899
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 2: you eating oysters or crab or fuck. You know what

900
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 2: I'm saying, something real. You know they got a nice

901
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: little sound to it. You're gonna go crazy, you know

902
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 2: what I mean. And you could take that with you

903
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 2: and you ain't got to even pite me, Nigga, that's

904
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 2: all yours.

905
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 3: If you know, you can leave him out, that bibliographer.

906
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 4: I don't need it on the CV. You can keep

907
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 4: that all right.

908
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 3: Let's close with dookie butt of the Week. Tyler. Who

909
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 3: is your dookie butt of the week.

910
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 4: MAM's gonna be the one behaters. Man, that was gonna

911
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 4: be my dookie butt of the week.

912
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: And I'm just, like I said, I'm just at the

913
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: point where, like I said, I just can't believe that

914
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: the hate is evolving because as someone who has been

915
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: a hater before plenty of times, the hate of so

916
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 1: much comwater once there's been a build up, right, like

917
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: you're hating on this stude before you can play the

918
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: NBA GA.

919
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 4: Where's the fun in that, you know what I mean?

920
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: So so yeah, that's just that's just that's my dookie

921
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: butt of the week, the one behaters, because like I said,

922
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: we're seeing a physical specimen doing shit that we never

923
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: fucking imagine we could see on the basketball court. Enjoy

924
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 1: the shit, and like I said, if you hate the Spurs,

925
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: you know, just kick Like, I don't see why you

926
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: don't enjoy seeing this shit. And then you know, hating

927
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: him once he actually gets a good team around him

928
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: and is actually making noise in the playoffs, and shit,

929
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,200
Speaker 1: that's when they hate, you know, I understand when the

930
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: hate comes along. So that that's my dookie butt of

931
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: the week, all right, motherfuckers who just hates seeing unprecedented

932
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 1: shit on the basketball.

933
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 4: You're right. Also, they're eating.

934
00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 3: You have to let the crop grow, you know, you

935
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 3: have to tenend to the crop. You can't just you know,

936
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 3: I planted this the carrot, and I saw the green thing.

937
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 3: I just ripped it out. At eight and a half

938
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 3: inch of carrot. That's not even gonna fill you up, bro, right,

939
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,439
Speaker 3: cultivate your hate.

940
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,759
Speaker 4: Cultivate your hate. That's a bar.

941
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 2: There.

942
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 3: We gost all recipes in this country at this point. Motherfucker.

943
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 3: You so so eager to hate. You're hated in the preseason.

944
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 3: You know, wait until the Spurs post that like eliminated,

945
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,759
Speaker 3: you know, thanks for a great season, graphic and that hate.

946
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 3: Come on, man, let the shit get you know, six

947
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 3: foot igh or whatever it's waiting.

948
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: They're mathematically eliminated. Then post your well I was told

949
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 1: that wimby. Hey, why can we at least get to

950
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 1: that point?

951
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 6: Dude?

952
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, all right, John, who's your dookie butt minitor?

953
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 2: Colorado buffs man, damn digga came back from twenty nine all.

954
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 4: Gave up that motherfucking league.

955
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 2: Bro, that's nasty. Did you stick Todd? You said I

956
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 2: had the linemen on this motherfucking with it you baby.

957
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,080
Speaker 2: Oh wait, bro, nigga, y'all gonna have a Yin Yang

958
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 2: twins and give it the pep talk.

959
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:06,120
Speaker 1: Nigga, Hey, that's star power. That sutline is Dwindoland, that

960
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,399
Speaker 1: star power is doing. They gonna have a biggre who shot?

961
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 1: Who shot?

962
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 4: Need a brand in New Jack City on the top.

963
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 4: One boy baby hoping the mother from they got out

964
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 4: one around that motherfucker song. Cook, you already had the

965
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 4: baby in that motherfucker. Y'all running out of folk though

966
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 4: you're here.

967
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 3: I'm pro I'm pro Dion's program and the you know,

968
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 3: the kids getting paid off. N I l and ship.

969
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 3: But it's a it does just look dumb when you

970
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 3: lose a game and at halftime on your social you know,

971
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 3: on Sadure's social media account, they're supposed to links to

972
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 3: the fucking QVC home shopping network whatever.

973
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 4: I hope he got his bread, don't I hope he

974
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 4: saw some shirts. It's like, that's at least.

975
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 3: It's a it's a tough look, bro.

976
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:00,280
Speaker 1: They blew a twenty nine o halftime lead. They actually

977
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: door posting links to his merch at halftime and Cedric

978
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 1: the entertainer was the.

979
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 4: Biggest seleb there. If that isn't a hold up, we

980
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 4: might need to pump our brakes. Entertainer. Come on, now,

981
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 4: what's some respect on this to day?

982
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: My nigga he is, he's a king comedy Now, my

983
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: fuck was on top of the world in two thousand

984
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 1: and one, but it's twenty twenty three.

985
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:24,520
Speaker 4: Dogs, you know what I'm saying. If Donald you know

986
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 4: self realization moment there, I don't know, it ain't the rock,

987
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 4: it ain't the rock.

988
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 3: Well, it's gonna be a slick back next week.

989
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:41,759
Speaker 4: Bro, you gotta don't be uncle rookies, but I gotta

990
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 4: read it algo.

991
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 6: Mind you key better of the week. Also sports, I

992
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,840
Speaker 6: feel bad that we're doing all sports.

993
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 5: Mine is the thank you. Mine is the New York

994
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 5: Football Giants.

995
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, should be USC, it should be me again, but no,

996
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 6: the New York Football Giants for almost with our backup

997
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 6: quarterback being the Buffalo Bills tonight, but instead. One thing

998
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 6: that prevented them from doing so was going into the half.

999
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 6: They had the wall with fourteen seconds left, saw this

1000
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 6: and no timeouts, and they are like inside the ten

1001
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 6: yard line. They're trying to score some points, get some

1002
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 6: points on the board for halftime, they run a running play,

1003
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 6: do not score a touchdown, and do not get another

1004
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 6: snap off. They don't score a touchdown, they don't score

1005
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 6: a field goal, and they lose the game by five points.

1006
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 3: And Mike Jurico was a spicy meet up all when

1007
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 3: talking about.

1008
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 2: Tony, Tony Totalini said, Tony Tordalini said, and that is

1009
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 2: horrible clock management.

1010
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 3: Terrible like he went, like he was, he was pased through.

1011
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 3: He was some Atrabiata saw shit all right, my dookie.

1012
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 3: But of the week is nonsports. It's helicopter parents, aka

1013
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 3: the entire generation of parents that we exist in. Here

1014
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 3: is a new study that is being published this week

1015
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 3: in the Journal of Pediatrics, and here's the top takeaway.

1016
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 3: I did actually read the eight page study. It very interesting.

1017
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,919
Speaker 3: Our thesis is that a primary cause of the rise

1018
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 3: in mental disorders it is in teenagers and kids, is

1019
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 3: a decline over decades in opportunities for children and teens

1020
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 3: to play rome and engage in other activities independent of

1021
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 3: direct oversight and control by adults. Listen, we went to

1022
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 3: a house when Vinnie was very young with some people

1023
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 3: we sort of used to be friends who were not

1024
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 3: friends with for a playdate, and they had an itinerary

1025
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:48,879
Speaker 3: for the playdate. That will and this is normal John,

1026
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,520
Speaker 3: you will be finding this out and we'll go. It's

1027
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 3: not normalized in that shit, neither are we. But I

1028
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 3: just want to say, and I'm happy because this is

1029
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 3: something I thought. This is fully confirming, like pre existing

1030
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 3: bias of mine. You are supervising your children into mental

1031
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:09,439
Speaker 3: health issues. Let those little motherfuckers run around and bonk

1032
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 3: their head. Let them play in the front yard, not

1033
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:14,879
Speaker 3: just the backyard. Let them make friends that you don't

1034
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 3: know at school, like this is a real problem. And

1035
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 3: then obviously you bring the technological component with smartphones and

1036
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 3: the fact that they literally are always being surveilled, and like,

1037
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:29,880
Speaker 3: how could you grow up without anxiety or you know,

1038
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,919
Speaker 3: not having a great sense of yourself. So I encourage people.

1039
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,640
Speaker 3: I did retweet the link. I think it's important. But

1040
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 3: it is, like it's crazy man, Like you have such

1041
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 3: a culture of like I have to be present at

1042
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,280
Speaker 3: all times, after be paying attention to kid at all times.

1043
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 3: We have to set all this stuff up, like just

1044
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 3: let the kids be kids. That's everyone's making self too.

1045
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 2: Yes, you make this experience so much harder on you, bro,

1046
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:58,760
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.

1047
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 3: Yes, And I think that's part of it. That way,

1048
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 3: that's part of it too, is like everyone, like every family,

1049
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 3: I know, both parents work, and you're driving yourself into

1050
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 3: anxiety disorders by feeling like you have to be at

1051
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,840
Speaker 3: and do everything and that you know, your kids' lives

1052
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 3: have to be programmed, you know what I mean. It's

1053
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 3: like Saturday, like what's the itinerary? And yeah, but anyway, man,

1054
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:27,680
Speaker 3: that's the study was very interesting. And let your kids

1055
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 3: be kids. It's okay, like and let yourself chill the

1056
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,760
Speaker 3: fuck out, you know, like our parents, our parents' generation

1057
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 3: sucked in many regards obviously, but like I have friends.

1058
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 4: Who did a story.

1059
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 3: Rather than just send it to you.

1060
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,759
Speaker 4: Andy for a playdate as well. That's a weird kid.

1061
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 2: It's so normal that I've never we we don't we

1062
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 2: aren't we only two years in were meeting with parents.

1063
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 4: We met with a few.

1064
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 2: It kicked it, you know, never seen it on tenery.

1065
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,919
Speaker 2: I can imagine ever seeing that and being like, it's

1066
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 2: my parent. I want to I would not be that

1067
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:03,479
Speaker 2: was not a parent birthday parties.

1068
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 3: This is the same ship you go over and it's

1069
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 3: like it's this, and then it's this, and then here's

1070
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 3: the entertainment, and then here's this. It's like, well, we

1071
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 3: have a birthday party for Vinnie or Maya. We get

1072
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 3: the bounce house up in the front. I order pizza

1073
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 3: at noon to.

1074
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 2: Pull up between this and this time, it'll be open.

1075
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 2: If not cool, you feel we don't have like.

1076
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 3: A juggler or whatever. It's like now they can just

1077
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 3: run around and do whatever the fuck they want to do.

1078
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 3: They're eight, nine, ten whatever.

1079
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: That's wild because when we were kids, we we kind

1080
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 1: of had an understanding that, you know, when the play

1081
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: date happens and adults come over and drop off, you know,

1082
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 1: a kid our age, it's time for us kids to

1083
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 1: do kidshit, and the adults are gonna do adult shit,

1084
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,919
Speaker 1: right like like the Delts are gonna have their little

1085
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: adult conversations and we're going to really do some seven

1086
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 1: year old shit. We gonna go out here, collect our

1087
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,720
Speaker 1: acorns from my slingshot to fight the monsters and shit.

1088
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,919
Speaker 3: They don't want to drop the kids off. They stay

1089
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 3: at your house.

1090
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:50,200
Speaker 4: Now that's wild, and that's why.

1091
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, I wasn't like planning on entertaining

1092
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 3: people like I just thought you were gonna.

1093
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 4: I didn't want to play with Mike. I thought, I

1094
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 4: don't want to talk to anyone.

1095
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 3: I don't want to pay attention to the kids either.

1096
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 3: We have a backyard in this for this exact reason.

1097
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 2: Crazy crazy. I remember we used to terrorist. I used

1098
00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,359
Speaker 2: to terrorize something. My cousins though, bro me and joy

1099
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 2: I had a cousin, little cousin Willy, and we can

1100
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 2: get off after this. That's a little cousin Willy. She

1101
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 2: still don't fuck with us to this day. I saw

1102
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 2: I hadn't seen her out in like fifteen years, and

1103
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,319
Speaker 2: she saw us and like left the room.

1104
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 4: I'm like, damn, you're still mad about that motherfucking shit

1105
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 4: that happened. We was what eighty her side right quick?

1106
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 2: But anyway, anyway, so we had a plastic gun, nigga,

1107
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 2: and we pretendedly was a real one.

1108
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 4: It had an orange tip on it. You know, guns

1109
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 4: didn't look real back then. What eight year old knows

1110
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 4: that though nigga, we did.

1111
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: We was eight because because your parents bought it for you,

1112
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: don't snap it become your parents bought before you and

1113
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: told you the nigga that thinks a gun with an

1114
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: orange your parents bought it for you and told you

1115
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: we're getting you this one with the tip because my

1116
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,719
Speaker 1: parents gave me after that that speech to like, don't

1117
00:50:58,719 --> 00:50:59,399
Speaker 1: take this tip off.

1118
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 4: That's how they know it's fake. Did y'all get that

1119
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 4: speech too? But we weren't a lot here. Ship was.

1120
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:07,239
Speaker 4: It was a blatantly fake.

1121
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 2: Everybody knew it was fake, but Whitley okay, okay, and

1122
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,359
Speaker 2: and and the kids. It was a bunch of kids

1123
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 2: that weren't there, so we all started like, yo, it's real.

1124
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,319
Speaker 2: She believed it, so we really went in ron.

1125
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 4: So I'm on the.

1126
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,440
Speaker 3: Side of eight year olds. She had to go up

1127
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 3: against you and joy bro I'm on the side of

1128
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 3: whatever eight year old whose life you probably.

1129
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 4: That they don't was real. It had an orange tip

1130
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 4: on it. When you shook it, it had it sounded

1131
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:38,160
Speaker 4: like thank you just admitted that you knew that. She

1132
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,680
Speaker 4: thought it was early. You're sounded like the bad guy.

1133
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: No.

1134
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 4: Yes, everybody there was like, did you robb her it?

1135
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 4: Did you rob come off them?

1136
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 3: Gus? You fugged your cousin and try to paint yourself.

1137
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 4: I said, I'm gonna shoot it in the air, right,

1138
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 4: Whitley out of the back room, fucking.

1139
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 3: All right, if your childish, Johnny, I guess you should

1140
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,319
Speaker 3: supervise your.

1141
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 4: Did I'm on Whitley's side here, funny funny ship. I

1142
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 4: was having funny shit.

1143
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: I was having a conversation with Summer a couple of

1144
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: weeks back, and I was talking about one of my

1145
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,400
Speaker 1: cousins that she meant and I was like, and I

1146
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: was like, he almost burned his house down. I was like,

1147
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 1: everyone has that cousin almost burned the house down, right, Nigga?

1148
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:35,319
Speaker 4: I found out.

1149
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 1: I found out Summer was the cousin almost burned her

1150
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 1: house down. That was a big revelation for me. I

1151
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: cannot believe I married the burn your house down cousin

1152
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,719
Speaker 1: like that. I remember, like that was a big deal.

1153
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: Like phones my mom and phone was running at like

1154
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: eleven at night, like like like you know, Darius almost

1155
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: burned the crib down, Like I cannot believe that I married.

1156
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 4: The cousin who almost burned the crib down. Dog we

1157
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 4: uh we.

1158
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 3: We had a kid around the corner from us who

1159
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 3: one time threw a rock at my little brother. He

1160
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 3: was older than my little brother. But he was younger

1161
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:07,399
Speaker 3: than me and my best friend Ryan, who lived two

1162
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 3: tours down, and we snatched him out of his front yard,

1163
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 3: walked him over to our house and held him upside

1164
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 3: down by his ankles and we were lifting him up

1165
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 3: and down like this like we were gonna drop him

1166
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 3: like we were batman. Yeah we were, because his foot

1167
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:28,280
Speaker 3: slipped in my hand and he almost went face first

1168
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 3: into the concrete, at which point we like slapped him

1169
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 3: on the ash. We're like, don't you ever fuck with

1170
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 3: my little brother again? And set him back home? Right?

1171
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 3: He almost did. He he almost died on the sidewalk

1172
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 3: in front of my house. My mom didn't know about it,

1173
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 3: and his mom didn't know about it, and we're all

1174
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 3: still alive today.

1175
00:53:46,280 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 1: Bro, I feel like that was a very Italian retaliation.

1176
00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:53,759
Speaker 1: That's some out of good Fellawsady done.

1177
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 6: Bro.

1178
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 3: I told you all my grandpa on the day that

1179
00:53:56,719 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 3: his first son's first son was born, told my mom,

1180
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 3: if anyone ever does anything to him, you need to

1181
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 3: be here to raise him. I had a full life

1182
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 3: call me first.

1183
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:08,719
Speaker 4: That's real.

1184
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 3: That was day one grandchild. That was who raised me

1185
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 3: with an idea.

1186
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 4: I hope y'all got a bust to him in y'all house.

1187
00:54:15,960 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 4: That's a real nick.

1188
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 3: Yeah you feel me.

1189
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 2: But uh, but one more story about Willy. This ain't

1190
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 2: got nothing to really do to her. She okay, I

1191
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 2: think cousin. I tell you, I'm putting too many names

1192
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 2: out there.

1193
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 4: I was about to say, you might want to just anyway. Yeah,

1194
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:38,160
Speaker 4: we bleep in. Yeah, but mom about hit you on

1195
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 4: the text, like why are you telling such thing? It's like,

1196
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 4: don't talk about he don't really give a fuck. You're

1197
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.

1198
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 2: Anyway, my aunt, we was driving back from like because

1199
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 2: my other older cousin had a basketball camp.

1200
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 4: So we driving back from a basketball camp. They pull

1201
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 4: up the RB's she.

1202
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 2: Bought him, you know, value meals whatever, Whitley get a

1203
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 2: value meal and an extra sandwich and she make me

1204
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 2: and boy share a sandwich. Right, And I called her,

1205
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 2: I said, why are you getting out the man? We

1206
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 2: ain't getting ship for us. This is probably why I

1207
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,759
Speaker 2: ain't funk with their family. When I did that ship,

1208
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 2: I laughed, when will Willy ain't the one of you

1209
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,839
Speaker 2: said I was gonna be killed.

1210
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 4: But you know what I'm saying anyway, So I'm like,

1211
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,120
Speaker 4: we're gonna, we're gonna get an issue.

1212
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 2: So anyway, I was like, uh, white in that head,

1213
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna make her think you got an

1214
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 2: extra cheeseburger.

1215
00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,319
Speaker 4: Now you gotta drive about to shoot your hands.

1216
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: I got.

1217
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,720
Speaker 3: I'm gonna happ into the deep seated fear of gun violence.

1218
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,399
Speaker 4: She probably still anyway, but anyway, so so I asked,

1219
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 4: I asked my like, yo, what what what time is

1220
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 4: it with this? She was like, why why they do that?

1221
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 4: She was like, she was like she said something right,

1222
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 4: like so she's hungry.

1223
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 3: He just came up.

1224
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 4: I said, okay.

1225
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 2: I said, look, you really didn't do it because you

1226
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:50,400
Speaker 2: didn't like us, and I don't care because.

1227
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:54,320
Speaker 4: We don't like you either. Hey, my mom told me

1228
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 4: to a pot for you.

1229
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 3: I'm not I was.

1230
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 2: I was always the kid that if some ship was bullshit,

1231
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,239
Speaker 2: I'm a car and I'm gonna deal with the ass

1232
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 2: whooping later. Dog, you feel me like, that's some shit

1233
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 2: happened to me at blot Petite where I called some

1234
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:08,399
Speaker 2: bullshit some bullshit and dealt with that. I was six

1235
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 2: years old. I didn't give a fuck. I'm like, I'm

1236
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 2: gonna get my ass whooped. But I'm gonna get my

1237
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 2: issue too. But anyway, I remember my stepdad trying to

1238
00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 2: get me to apologize and said, no, she don't like us.

1239
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 4: I don't like her either. We don't like her. To

1240
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 4: just be honest about it. So I went and apologize.

1241
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 2: I said, look, I said, my dad made me apologize,

1242
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 2: so sorry, but I felt but I meant what I said,

1243
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 2: and I left, I don't hold you.

1244
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:34,760
Speaker 4: And I was six or seventh grade, like twelve or thirteen.

1245
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: Okay, bro, bro, I was, I'm telling that's that's right

1246
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 1: to adref you think you a man?

1247
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:42,480
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm telling you. In fifth grade, the

1248
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 4: teacher tried to put me a time out. I said no, no,

1249
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:47,080
Speaker 4: I mean five. I said no. I said, you ain't

1250
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:48,560
Speaker 4: put you ain't put them a time out for the

1251
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 4: same thing.

1252
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: No.

1253
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 4: I was like, no, I'm not going to time out.

1254
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 2: And I went and told who I thought was the

1255
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 2: principal at the front that's a la petite, which was

1256
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:57,920
Speaker 2: really just a front desk person and got my ass

1257
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 2: because I wasn't listening to the lady. But I'm like, no,

1258
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 2: she didn't get that other person not time out for

1259
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,360
Speaker 2: the same ship. Why why she giving me time out anyway.

1260
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 2: I didn't play with it. I didn't play that ship.

1261
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 2: I respect so, Yeah, I had to tell ain't ain't

1262
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 2: so and so and so and so, we ain't fucking

1263
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,479
Speaker 2: with you on this side either.

1264
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 4: She's going and it's still fuck her.

1265
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 3: But all right, all right, that's all the time we got.

1266
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 3: We'll be back on Wednesday. Another episode on Saturday as well.

1267
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:23,919
Speaker 3: We'll see

1268
00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 4: By