WEBVTT - F.R.A.U.D. is Dope the Jonathan Dupiton Con with Langston Kerman 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:12.000 Scam, Come fry scam, Come. 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:18.319 Rob's frot it? 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:19.320 What's popping? 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:21.080 Congregation? Is your girl? Lacey Mosley? 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:23.799 Okay, scam God is back with another installment of the 0:00:23.800 --> 0:00:26.840 podcast all about robbery, fraud and those who practice it. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:28.000 Sometimes we love. 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.320 Them, sometimes we hate them. One thing is for sure, 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:31.800 we will never laugh at the victims, but we. 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:33.479 Usually will laugh at them. 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:35.680 And if you've listened to this podcast and for the 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:39.280 first time you are seeing this podcast, welcome, Maybe this 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:42.240 is the second third Welcome Hello. One thing I always 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:46.520 know for sure is I'm very what yes excited through? 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:48.080 I didn't know what the answer was. 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:51.280 This is not your first time on the show. 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:54.560 No, but you know I don't memorize. Lord, you know what, 0:00:54.800 --> 0:00:56.760 I had to memorize my whole script. You didn't get 0:00:56.800 --> 0:00:58.320 You didn't even send me one. I had to write 0:00:58.360 --> 0:00:58.959 it myself. 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:02.480 Okay. You they hear me out like that. Okay, damn, damn. 0:01:02.840 --> 0:01:04.559 You know what I think y'all were too busy talking 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:06.080 to Terrence Howard, So don't play me. 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:08.679 We Oh, we gotta get that man in the studio. 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:10.720 We gotta talk to him. You too, you really do. 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:13.200 And they all realize all our cousins. Yeah, then we 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:14.040 reboot Empire. 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:16.759 That'd be nice if Terrence and I really like Former 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:19.640 Brotherhood because he's like, oh, look at you, Isaay, my 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:24.800 son has light eyes too, and then he goes, Okay. 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:24.760 I love it, yes cousin. 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:27.400 And so if you've been listening so far, you probably 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.120 already recognize his voice. Then this is the actor stand 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:33.000 up comedian Langston Kerman, who's best known for his appearances 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:36.600 on series is Like Insecure, Habit, Elementary, south. 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.920 Side, Bust Down, Listen. If it's black and it's funny, 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:40.920 Langston Kerman is on it. 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:43.880 You can watch a stand up special Bad Poetry on 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:46.680 Netflix and listen to his podcast. My mama told me 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:49.720 wherever you get your podcast, Hello, Langston, welcome back. 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:51.480 What a phenomenal introduction. 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:55.920 So nice, and the edited will be No, it was great. 0:01:56.000 --> 0:01:58.240 Don't edit the thing I want. I want it in there. 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:02.360 I want every bit of it. What be yeahs? 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:03.559 Do you yes? 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:09.280 Like? Even like? Okay? Game of Thrones episode ends, they're 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:11.080 telling you how they came up with that. 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:12.600 So that's how I started hating it. 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:17.639 Whoa, Matthew, you didn't care for the boys? 0:02:17.800 --> 0:02:19.680 Two boys I'm proud of them. 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:21.160 You know, good for y'all, But do I need to 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:23.680 see y'all in director's chairs telling me the process and 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:26.359 doing hand stuff. I don't think I need to look 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.400 at that. I just want to enjoy the show and 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:30.280 then move on. But I remember that there's other people 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.400 who are curious or maybe want to get into film 0:02:32.520 --> 0:02:33.080 in that way. 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:39.400 So I really love when a Thrones episode ends and 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:42.360 you find out which one of them actors is more 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:44.959 British than they're pretending to be. Oh, yes, you know 0:02:44.960 --> 0:02:47.360 what I mean. That accent changes and you're like, damn, 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:50.040 you talk like that. That's different than how you've been 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.600 talking as a king or queen or whatever. 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:55.440 I'll never forget the first time this really felt like 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:57.639 a scam because I always knew just Elba as a 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:59.639 kid from my parents watching The Wire, and I'll never 0:02:59.639 --> 0:03:02.040 forget seeing him in a Stella Atua commercial and he's 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:02.639 like steall A. 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:06.440 Tall was like, the fuck. 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:09.040 Yeah, why are you talking like that? Cut it out? 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:13.720 Cut it out, you talk. You're talking like a Chimney sweep. 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:14.400 I don't like that. 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:15.079 I don't like that. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.040 Talk to me, talk to me like a killer. 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:19.480 My pockets because I feel like. 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:23.760 Rot you talk to me like a drug salesman, sir, right, 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:25.280 like like we know you. 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:28.920 Okay, Uh well, I want to start this episode off 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:32.160 with listener letters. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.320 Because a listener letters section is back. 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.960 I told y'all please email scampots pot at gmail dot com. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:40.360 Yell, snitch on your friends, your family, your loved ones, 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:41.080 your enemies. 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:43.520 Tell us all the scams that you've been through you've seen, 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:45.840 as long as it's pass the statute of limitations, because 0:03:45.840 --> 0:03:48.200 we don't want to what og congregation, Yes, fuck up 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:48.560 your bag. 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:52.360 Yeah, we're sick of you keeping secrets here, scam goddess, 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:54.160 tell everything you know. 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:56.600 No, I want you to gate keep until the scam 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:58.800 is over, and then you can tell us about it 0:03:58.800 --> 0:03:59.320 when it's. 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:01.000 Not hot no more. Yeah, then you. 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:02.560 Show up when it's off the streets, when you got 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:04.640 your bag, then you can let the public know. 0:04:04.800 --> 0:04:05.160 Respect. 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:06.320 Yeah, we don't want to ruin it. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:12.040 I myself, I prefer you tell us immediately. And Isaiah's 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:15.800 I'm a part of this now you are. I've weaseled 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:20.120 my way into this institution very quickly. Uh No, please. 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:23.760 Love it so Langston n need from you is a 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.200 name for this person. We don't care about gender, so 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:27.400 it could literally be anything. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.839 We were talking about him earlier. It naturally comes to 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:37.360 mind Tyrese or I know him, it's okay, fair enough. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.400 He's so unintentionally funny, and that's what I really love 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:43.840 about him. 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:47.200 I can't tell if he's being unintentional or not. I 0:04:47.600 --> 0:04:48.840 am so taken with Tyresee. 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:50.880 I think he's maybe you think he's. 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:54.080 I think that there we are. We are every once 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:58.200 in a in a generation blessed with an individual who 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:01.840 is so much of a master full gamesman that they 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:02.760 were able to be here. 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:05.880 You're calling Tyres a masterful gamesman. 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:09.599 I don't know a funnier person on Earth, and I 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:13.960 do this professionally. I'm not even close to how funny 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:17.359 Tyres is. The Brothers sung the national anthem in a 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:20.400 fake weird in a fake fake beard and a fake 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:24.520 wig for no reason. Yeah, he didn't have to do that, 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:28.000 and he never explained it to us. I don't have 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:30.720 that confidence. I came here dressed normal. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:34.000 We need to bring back that kind of confidence, you 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:35.880 know that comes from being a celebrity in the early 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:38.839 two thousands, because Tyra Banks has the same shit, and 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:40.600 that's why I couldn't get that mad at Tyro when 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.680 I was doing her episode and learning about all the 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:44.400 scams she was running, because I was like, we let 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:44.880 her do this. 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.800 She was eighteen. We said take your clothes off. We 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:51.559 like the way you look naked. So so of course 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:54.440 she learned to scam her way up to you know, 0:05:54.600 --> 0:05:55.400 billions of dollars. 0:05:55.400 --> 0:05:57.760 And I love that for her truly, And I brought 0:05:57.800 --> 0:05:59.240 that up because, like you said, the beard in the 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:01.280 National Anthem, you know, recently, when she was still in 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.520 her hot ice cream she was on tour in Australia, 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.880 just like popping up at gay clubs as Santa Smise 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:11.640 in a yellow Santa costume, doing jokes very sweatily. 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:12.200 Yeah. 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:13.880 Yeah, And at one point we were like, do we 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:15.240 need to check on her? And then we were like, 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:16.719 oh my god, we forgot she's Tyra. 0:06:18.040 --> 0:06:22.680 This is what's time and it's our fault because we 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:24.640 just keep going and. 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:28.160 Some Coca Cola commercials. We gotta yeah, we gotta let 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:29.800 my boy thrive. I think he's one of the best. 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:30.760 Shout out to Tyrese. 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:35.160 I hope I would love that. So the name Tyrese 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:37.920 is what we're gonna work with. Here, So I call 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.760 this bank bestie when I read this letter and see 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:44.600 why soon so Tyree says, scam goddess, guess that would 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:47.480 be you Langston and that little congregation, not you addressing 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:48.919 the church like these the morning minutes. 0:06:49.240 --> 0:06:52.920 Oh and she did say she heard normally doesn't matter. 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:55.560 But she just. 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:03.520 So, girl, Tyresas, I was recently recounting a scam adjacent 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:05.800 experience I had, and I thought I would share it 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:08.719 because it seems just like scandalous enough to share. I 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:10.680 used to work at a bank and there was a 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:13.920 lady who started coming in and we bonded pretty easily, 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:16.400 and she started coming to me exclusively. 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:20.800 Oh so she's a teller at this bank. This person 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:23.560 is actively being like, I'll wait for a girl. 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:26.320 For a girl, Tyrese. Yeah, that's why I do my banking. 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:28.040 That's the only my checking in my savings. 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:31.960 Girl, y'all are either friends or she's running a game 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:33.800 and sees you as a mark. 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:35.840 At first, I thought, you know what, there are a 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:37.920 lot of people frequent the bank because if you have 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:39.640 a business and like, let's say you got like a 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:42.040 laundry mat with a laundry of money, bossl coins you know, 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:43.600 you got to bring your coins or whatever. 0:07:43.440 --> 0:07:43.840 To the bank. 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:48.000 I hate doing check on phone, right, It's annoying that 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:51.160 I there's like eight steps to doing check on phone. 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:53.760 I just want to hand it to a person and you. 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:54.800 Do check and move on. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.280 Like I hate that there's an app for everything. I 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:00.000 don't need an app for it's everything. I got download 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:01.200 something to do everything. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:04.000 And imagine you have a girl Tyrese that your bank 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:07.440 and you go, hey, I recognized girl Tyrese. I'm familiar 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:10.400 with girl Tyree. I like how quickly girl Tyrese does 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:13.800 my my business. I'm gonna go to the girl. 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:15.559 Positive at this point, she probably knows you're paying. 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:16.920 She got it, she liked it. 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:20.040 So I was thinking, like, okay, maybe building a relationship 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:22.640 like that. But then I thought about every transactional relationship 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:25.440 where I have a familiarity, and then I realized there's 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:26.400 always something. 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:27.680 In return for the customer. 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:29.680 So like if you're a regular at a restaurant, they 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:32.880 might start giving you freebies or special tables or whatever. Like, 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:35.840 think about everywhere that you recognize someone, like I had 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:37.760 a girl at the DMV, a lady at the DMV. 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:40.520 Because it took me like two years to get my 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:41.240 car registered. 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:42.920 When I first went to l A, you're going to 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:47.080 the DMV too much if you have built up personal 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:51.480 relationships with DMV folks, and that's no shade at the DMV. 0:08:51.920 --> 0:08:54.960 Thank you for your service. That said you gotta chill 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:57.160 on your DMB was cool. 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:58.840 As fun, though, but every time I came in, I 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.560 almost had all the paper I needed and she was like, Babe, you're. 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:03.480 Missing this one. I need this slip right here, and 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:04.560 did you go get the car? Wait? 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.640 This is multiple attempts, multiple failures that then makes you 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:10.720 build this relationship with Miss Patricia. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:11.000 Yeah. 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:12.840 So I would only go to her. And by the 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:15.440 time I finally got my car register, I came in 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:17.200 with everything like I was really ready. This time I 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:19.079 was locked in because I got pulled over and the 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:19.880 impounded it. 0:09:20.000 --> 0:09:22.439 Okay, so I was like, I really got locked Yeah, yeah, 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:23.960 you needed miss Patricia. 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:25.920 And so when I came in with everything ready, I 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:27.880 was looking for Miss Patricia and I asked at the 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:30.320 desk and they were like, oh, she retired, And I 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:31.920 was like, I haven't gone to her for so long 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:34.040 as this lady retired, that's crazy. 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:38.560 But I needed something I needed something from her. 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:41.720 So I understand that, but I'm like, I'm a little 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:43.440 suspicious because I'm like, why you need a relationship with 0:09:43.480 --> 0:09:46.719 somebody at the bank. So, girls, Tory says, she came 0:09:46.760 --> 0:09:49.880 in like, you know, every week basically, and would bring 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:52.160 in a couple thousand and cash to deposit, which is 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:53.559 perfectly fine, which it should be. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:54.320 It's bad girls. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:57.120 How we would chat about her kids and her day, 0:09:57.400 --> 0:10:00.080 nothing too far beyond like really basic small talk. She 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:02.120 didn't tell me much about her life, but from our 0:10:02.160 --> 0:10:04.839 conversations I gathered that they immigrated to the US from 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:08.320 Cameroon quite some time earlier, and that her husband was very, 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:11.560 very sick, and she came in with power of attorney 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:13.480 for him and all these documents. 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:19.400 That's where I go, uh oh, once is the language 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:22.000 of power of attorney is happening with the teller at 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:22.520 your bank? 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.720 And girl read this is a small talk. 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:27.640 Yeah, this is a small talk. Is you're depositing cash. 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:32.960 How are we getting to power of attorney from cash transactions? 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:35.000 Yeah, that's that's bigger talk, girl. 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:38.760 And so they were doing all this stuff, and the 0:10:38.840 --> 0:10:41.600 lady was telling Girl Tyree that once these documents were 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:45.920 squared away, with legal you know, she could become acting 0:10:46.000 --> 0:10:48.600 on his behalf, like she was power of attorney. So 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:50.640 she was saying, like, girl is like, this is all 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:51.200 above board. 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:52.000 You know what a check? 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:54.880 So girl T said she came in one day lamenting 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:58.480 that another institution had closed their business account, which is 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:01.320 why they had been operating with cash until they could 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:05.360 get a new one. Wow, why is this lady volunteering 0:11:05.440 --> 0:11:06.200 so much information? 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:09.480 It's a lot of information, but what a what a 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:12.920 beautiful long game she's playing, Because she said, I'll start 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:15.800 with my kids, I'll tell you a little bit about Cameroon, 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.720 and then you're gonna find out about my sick husband, 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:22.680 very very sick, and some complicated paperwork that we're waiting on. 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:25.920 And now all of a sudden, businesses are closing. Uh, 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:29.200 situations have changed, girl, tyresee. I bet this is what's 0:11:29.240 --> 0:11:31.880 coming with girl ty Reese. I'm gonna need your help 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:32.360 with something. 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:34.920 Okay, let's see, let's see. 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:39.199 So girls said, I let her know that we could 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:43.000 move that account over. So the lady was telling her, Oh, 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:44.920 we can only do cash now, so we need to 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:46.520 like figure out this cash situation. 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:49.160 Girl was like, bring that account over. The whales Fargo 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:50.160 or whatever. 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:53.520 Start making with us Tyre International. 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:58.800 And so Girltari said, as long as she could bring 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:00.320 like she told her, as long as she could bring 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:02.920 the required documents, she said that she would gather them. 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:07.000 And Girl Tyres told her that she would get the 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:09.520 process started and you know, work with the state and 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:14.120 do all the stuff. Then girl Tyrese realized. She says, 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:17.120 I discovered that her husband was not sick at all. 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:22.040 Oh oh, he was in federal custody on terrorism charges. 0:12:22.200 --> 0:12:27.880 Whoa damn yes, And girl Ty's put a link in here. 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:30.000 I'm not going to share that because she asked to 0:12:30.000 --> 0:12:30.880 remain anonymous. 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:34.040 And I tell you, maybe too much. We might be 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:35.560 able to find the branch wall. 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:42.000 So she just did some basic Google. That's phenomenal to 0:12:42.040 --> 0:12:44.960 go from being like I have no information about you. 0:12:44.920 --> 0:12:47.160 You're just telling me things right here and. 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:49.240 There, everything about it. 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:51.800 All I had to do was google your your husband's 0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:54.840 name and know that he is fully in federal prison. 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:58.600 So girl Tari said, all the stuff that she learned 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:01.560 during the search led to and I'm paraphrasing girl, because 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:03.560 we got to move on. I love your language here, 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.600 your addiction, and this is great grammar. You know, this 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:07.760 is rare since I'm written by chet G. 0:13:09.320 --> 0:13:20.520 And that's not the order of those letters. But yes, absolutely. 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:21.400 Fast g t P P teck check chut chut them 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:24.679 checking them check what I'm talking about? Okay, I call 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:25.600 him what a mama call him. 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:30.400 Basically, Girl Tarius found out that this lady was coming 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:33.320 in and depositing cash, and portions of the cash that 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:37.080 she was depositing from her business were the solicited funds 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:39.959 being used to fund violence in their home country. 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:49.000 WHOA, they're supporting a coup. Yeah, that's oh wow, they're 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:50.640 militarizing a community. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.200 Girl was not trying to get involved in like a 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:54.440 rwandanst conflict. 0:13:54.800 --> 0:13:58.000 Yeah, and that's fair. That's a fair reason to say, hey, 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:01.080 I respectfully bow out of doing business with you. 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:03.000 And girls are you said that she knew people who 0:14:03.000 --> 0:14:06.480 were cameroony and who told her about the civil unrest. 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:09.480 WHOA, yeah, so she was like damn, I was like 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:10.480 over passing. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:15.439 You're you're doing small talk with the literal criminals. Wow, 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:18.360 that's cool. How often do you get to meet a 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:19.040 war criminal? 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:21.920 You know, that's true more often than we think. 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:27.120 Politician politicians, you going any tech conferences. 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:32.080 Sure. I think if they're high enough in any corporation, 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:35.360 they are in some version of war criminal. 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:36.600 So we bomb at them. 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:40.880 We meet that many CEOs, though not in a meaningful way. 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:44.920 You you'll shake their hand and in a greeting line, right, 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:47.360 but never you don't get to just hang out that often. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:49.320 We used to not know their faces, and then everybody 0:14:49.360 --> 0:14:54.120 got so thirsty for attention until allegedly LUIGIMNNGIONI changed all 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:55.400 of that and they're like, you know, we should be 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:56.120 anonymous again. 0:14:56.160 --> 0:15:00.040 Why you don't want my face on the website if that? 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:04.120 Yeah, conferences, No, now they're doing it like they're on 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:06.680 a datelight episode or they go to their tech conferences. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.640 Was like a black sad and a changed voice. 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:11.520 Now they like burs. Actually, I think i'd wear one 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:11.720 of them. 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.640 Yeah, they're not the president. I was fucked up with us, 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:16.360 which it was, it was fucked up with them to say. 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:19.280 But so when all this came to like wrapping this up, 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:22.840 girl Tyree said that I immediately sent everything to our 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:25.240 compliance department and told my manager. She was like, I 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:28.160 am out. I was told not to speak with her anymore, 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:30.560 which she said is easy and to let my manager 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:34.160 handle everything moving forward. I'm confident this was to protect me, 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.520 but it still broke my heart. She was so nice 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:39.320 to me, introduced me to her two adorable kids and 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:41.840 sweet mother and her mother. 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:45.480 Her mom came, the whole family. Girls a damn to 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:49.720 drop off cash. They all had little little bundles of 0:15:49.760 --> 0:15:51.280 cash that they wanted to hand in. 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:53.920 You know, it's also bumping me about this. Yeah, girls, 0:15:53.920 --> 0:15:55.840 area's putting all the paperwork right. She told the bank 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:57.440 she did the protocol, and the bank was. 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:58.840 Like, will handle this. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.680 You never speak to you again if you see her, 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:03.760 just put Sinda de Aisle. 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:10.200 Number six, So we'll handle like we're gonna keep taking. 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:13.800 That's the crazy part is like not only are they 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.800 going to keep taking the money, but also this this 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:20.600 false premise of like she's the bad guy and we 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:22.600 know who the good guy. We don't know why they're 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:26.840 funding or what they're funding over there in Cameroon, So 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:30.360 so who is girl Tyresee or this manager at the 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:34.680 bank to decide what serving justice is. 0:16:35.280 --> 0:16:37.880 They don't care. They don't care, like they know when 0:16:37.920 --> 0:16:38.920 criminals are coming in. 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:44.040 They that bank is supporting a different war and therefore. 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:46.560 Is minding bank business. They said, this is our business. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:49.080 We take our coins and we don't tell us nothing else. 0:16:49.120 --> 0:16:52.960 Okay, let that cameroon in. Is that how you say that? 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:53.280 It is? 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:57.280 Okay? Great? I took a big swing. Let that person 0:16:57.600 --> 0:17:01.520 live and their children and fake sick husband. 0:17:02.160 --> 0:17:04.600 So at the end, wrapping it up, Girl Tyree says 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:06.800 that this lady was very smart about how she worked 0:17:06.800 --> 0:17:08.760 with me, and I never questioned her for a second. 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:10.959 It was only when I tried to do something helpful 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:13.359 for her that I discovered the truth. It's been years, 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:15.520 but I'm still mad that I fail for it. Anyway, 0:17:15.560 --> 0:17:16.119 That's all I have. 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:16.720 Love the show. 0:17:16.720 --> 0:17:18.720 Thank you for everything you do. Oh, thank you, Girl Tyreese. 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:20.600 I appreciate you for you like I appreciate you writing 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:23.960 in and also now this leads me to a question linksin. 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:26.359 Yeah you have children. 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:27.160 I have two of them. Yeah. 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:27.760 Yeah. 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.360 Do you think that you should do like at least 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:34.080 one child scam bonding activity with your kids like everyone should? Oh, 0:17:34.359 --> 0:17:36.120 because I feel like the kids are somehow a part 0:17:36.119 --> 0:17:37.400 of this, Like she kept bringing them to. 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:41.200 The bank to Girl Tyrese like disarming her. 0:17:41.640 --> 0:17:44.320 Yeah, there's no there's no better way to make people 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:46.119 be nice to you than to show up with kids, 0:17:46.320 --> 0:17:48.800 right unless it's a place where they didn't want kids. 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:51.280 But for the most part, if you show up with 0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:54.719 kids and they're cute, that people are pretty reasonable with you. 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:58.840 So yeah, that's smart on this Cameronian person's part. I 0:17:59.000 --> 0:18:03.080 think that your kids at least need to be aware 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:09.399 of the potential for illegitimate choices. Do you know what 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:11.399