Speaker 1: We're cleaning out to sound fridge. That's spelled f G
Speaker 1: d g S. It's one more thing, one more thing,
Speaker 1: the sound fridge. Who came up with this idea?
Speaker 2: I believe it was my creative genius.
Speaker 3: It's like, Queen, not your fridge. Every now and then,
Speaker 3: you got stuff hanging around in there, you gotta get
Speaker 3: rid of it. And we got clips that we haven't
Speaker 3: used in a while or didn't use, and gotta get
Speaker 3: rid of them.
Speaker 2: And if we don't.
Speaker 1: Eat them soon they will spoil and no longer be palatable.
Speaker 2: So we'll use them today.
Speaker 4: Yes, Katie, I'm usually really good about cleaning out my fridge.
Speaker 4: And boy did I find some leftovers in there yesterday
Speaker 4: that I was like, well, I don't even remember getting that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I hate the one that bothers me is, oh crap,
Speaker 3: Why didn't I eat that? I brought that home. That
Speaker 3: was expensive, That was good. I made that and it
Speaker 3: was really turned out great. Now I was gonna eat
Speaker 3: I didn't. I hate when I waste food like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, YEPM.
Speaker 3: So this first one, just this is a follow up
Speaker 3: to a clip that went viral the day before the
Speaker 3: Mayor of Philadelphia. It was all excited about the Eagles
Speaker 3: being in the playoffs, misspelling Eagles, and she explains why
Speaker 3: she did it. It also includes the original clip we
Speaker 3: don't promise perfection. I'm so happy that I never had,
Speaker 3: especially after I couldn't spell eagles right hey ow gee, yes, yes, Meigs,
Speaker 3: let's go birds. We don't promise perfection is her explanation
Speaker 3: for that. But somebody texted and it's absolutely true. The
Speaker 3: Philly mayor sounds exactly like the principle on Abbott Elementary.
Speaker 3: It's almost as if she's playing the character and that
Speaker 3: show's supposed to be taking place in Philadelphia. If you've
Speaker 3: never watched The Abbot Elementary, Henry and I got into it
Speaker 3: for a while, you know it wins a bunch of
Speaker 3: Emmys for a comedy, like a good show, funny show.
Speaker 3: It's a black school struggling in Philadelphia and this hard
Speaker 3: working teacher is just trying to do good on the
Speaker 3: litw budget and everything. It's a good store, good show,
Speaker 3: and it's funny. But the principle is exactly that woman
Speaker 3: there not real bright, understands how to work the system,
Speaker 3: managed to be principal of the school, only cares about fluff,
Speaker 3: but sounds exactly like her. That's funny that that is
Speaker 3: so true in the same town somebody who climbed up
Speaker 3: the ladder.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: It's not a coincidence. I think that's the role she's playing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder if she modeled the role after the mayor.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, very well.
Speaker 1: Could be who was briefly in English teacher? Yeah, again,
Speaker 1: clear why it was a brief career there.
Speaker 3: I'll bet you're right.
Speaker 1: Not only can I not teach Shakespeare, I can't spell it.
Speaker 1: So I guess we'll watch this videos figs let's.
Speaker 2: Go birds, so we are he didn't op sound Fridge.
Speaker 1: I don't know where Michael Angelo keeps metal guy, and
Speaker 1: Hanson's filling in today, so I'll just do that for him.
Speaker 2: Hey, did we play I can't remember if we played
Speaker 2: this joke.
Speaker 1: Here's a Jostin Chay from Saturday Night Live number five, Michael.
Speaker 3: J speech to the nation. President of Biden defended his
Speaker 3: administration's accomplishments by ending every sentence with you ungrateful bastards.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I guess we did do that.
Speaker 3: That is funny though.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Oh, Bill Maherin, I.
Speaker 3: Dropped inflation by twenty seven percent. You ungrateful bastards.
Speaker 1: Except you didn't lie in Old coot Bill Maher was
Speaker 1: forgive Me on Fire last Friday talking about the LA
Speaker 1: fires and his as usual absolutely right on criticism of
Speaker 1: Gabby Newsom and Karen Bass and the rest. Let's let's
Speaker 1: play a couple of them. How about Eleven Hanson.
Speaker 6: The good news is our fire chief is a lesbian?
Speaker 6: Am I against a lesbian being?
Speaker 2: Of course not.
Speaker 6: Do I think a lesbian can do the job? Of
Speaker 6: course I do. And maybe she's the best person for
Speaker 6: the job, or maybe they really wanted a lesbian in
Speaker 6: that job and she's just the best lesbian for the job,
Speaker 6: and with essential services.
Speaker 2: That's not good enough.
Speaker 6: Crowley's official bio says Chief Crowley leads a diverse department, creating, supporting,
Speaker 6: and promoting a culture that values diversity, inclusion, and equity
Speaker 6: while striving to meet and exceed the expectations of the communities. Well,
Speaker 6: you didn't exceed my expectations, which was that the whole
Speaker 6: city wouldn't burn down, But it's telling that diversity is
Speaker 6: mentioned twice before we get to wile while striving to
Speaker 6: meet expectations. Now, can you do two things at once. Yes,
Speaker 6: but it matters where your.
Speaker 3: Head is so incredibly obvious. Yet no lefty Bill Maher,
Speaker 3: lifelong progressive, one of the leading lights of progressivism over
Speaker 3: the last two decades, going around speaking to colleges, which
Speaker 3: he no longer does because they're speech police, now saying
Speaker 3: the obvious thing. I like the way he started. Here's
Speaker 3: the good news our fire chiefs of lesbian.
Speaker 1: He is very funny. And then finally this from Bill
Speaker 1: number thirteen.
Speaker 6: Now is well, that's the main reason for the fires.
Speaker 6: Of course not, but it's also not wrong to associate
Speaker 6: some of the unforced errors our government made with the
Speaker 6: things normies see as hallmarks of uber progressive politics, questionable
Speaker 6: budget priorities, high taxes that get you nothing, making everything
Speaker 6: about identity politics, virtue signaling overseas instead of tending to
Speaker 6: the nuts and bolts at home. CALLI has no shortage
Speaker 6: of safety commissions and agencies and bureaucrats and regulators, and
Speaker 6: of course sign language interpreters who communicate with their faith
Speaker 6: but common sense. We better get some of that that soon,
Speaker 6: because wildfires in California are like boom jobs in a
Speaker 6: strip club, inevitable, and they're only going to get bigger.
Speaker 1: You know, the sign language with sign language interpreter thing.
Speaker 1: I've long wondered about this because every modern television has
Speaker 1: closed captioning, and if anybody knows about that, it's deaf folks.
Speaker 1: So what is the raw number, never mind the percentage
Speaker 1: of the populace, or what is the well we have
Speaker 1: he answer, the raw number of deaf people who are
Speaker 1: watching news shows but have no access to either the
Speaker 1: closed captioning that comes on the TV or the add
Speaker 1: ons that have been made available for deaf people so
Speaker 1: they can watch TV for years and years.
Speaker 3: That's existed, Right, You'd have to be deaf taking it live,
Speaker 3: because when you get it later, you could get it
Speaker 3: in a way where you could hear it all kinds
Speaker 3: of software. For that, you have to be taking it live.
Speaker 3: You have to be deaf, and you not to you
Speaker 3: don't have close caption That's a very small number of people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what is going on? And now it's completely obligatory, right.
Speaker 3: Anyway, some lawsuit in the past or something. It's so
Speaker 3: virtual signaling. And as we know, Obama had the fake
Speaker 3: guy next to him a couple of times, and it
Speaker 3: took a long time for anybody. It's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's in the top ten all time of humanity.
Speaker 3: But it took a long time for anybody to find
Speaker 3: out because it's not actually necessary.
Speaker 2: Well right right, that.
Speaker 4: Was such a troll move before trolls were even a thing.
Speaker 3: It needs to happen more often.
Speaker 1: I oh that that made me so happy. Thinking of
Speaker 1: it now makes me feel more alive anyway. Scott Jennings
Speaker 1: is the token conservative on CNN. Loved the clip we
Speaker 1: played of Jim Acosta and that Southern congressman who's a
Speaker 1: cost is like, how dare you sir?
Speaker 2: Let's just CNN.
Speaker 3: We're that Well, let's just go ahead and play it again.
Speaker 3: What clip is that?
Speaker 1: As long as we're cleaning out sound fridge got one
Speaker 1: more serving of it?
Speaker 2: Oh there it is seventy one.
Speaker 3: This is not Fox, Congressman. You can't just spin a
Speaker 3: tail and pull the wall out of people's eyes. This
Speaker 3: is CNN. This is the news we're asking that's wut
Speaker 3: and tell the truth.
Speaker 6: And that's why more people are watching the cartoon network
Speaker 6: SpongeBob reruns right now.
Speaker 3: Jim My God, one of the things I want more
Speaker 3: than anything in the world is self awareness. It's always
Speaker 3: embarrassing if you, you know, you get off track on
Speaker 3: self awareness for him to say, hey, this is CNN. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's so cute, Jim. No, No, hey, you can't do
Speaker 3: that here. This is CNN. We don't have spin and
Speaker 3: fake stories on CNN. We don't allow bias here. On CNN.
Speaker 3: We interviewed Michaelavenati eight thousand times over two weeks.
Speaker 2: This is CNN.
Speaker 1: Well, he said he ought to run for president on CNN.
Speaker 1: You bastard, So anyway, Clip sixteen, Scott Jennings is the
Speaker 1: token conservative CNN. He's talking about that awful prayer breakfast
Speaker 1: that the president attended where he got lectured from the pulpit.
Speaker 7: These Woscapalians or Episcawochians or whatever they're calling themselves today,
Speaker 7: this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: This was terrible.
Speaker 7: Donald Trump, I'm sure regrets participating in this event to
Speaker 7: be lectured to and politicized in a church this way,
Speaker 7: and I thought it was frankly a disgrace to what
Speaker 7: they did at this event. I don't know if this
Speaker 7: event will happened ever again. Because of this, this particular
Speaker 7: bishop took it upon herself to turn this into a
Speaker 7: complete and total circus and spectacle.
Speaker 3: Well, if her goal was to become a hero to
Speaker 3: the left, it worked. She got interviewed by the New
Speaker 3: York Times, Bishop budd made a plea to President Trump
Speaker 3: for mercy. He looked away the time spoke with her
Speaker 3: about that moment. Of course, she's, you know, speaking truth
Speaker 3: to power, and he didn't have the guts to look
Speaker 3: her in the eye. And she was on the view
Speaker 3: yesterday and they made a big deal out of it. Whatever.
Speaker 4: It's like that meme I sent you guys earlier with
Speaker 4: the picture of her and it says word of the
Speaker 4: day Bishop, as in, will somebody shut this bishop?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was so freaking out a line.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the woke You're so self.
Speaker 3: Satisfying and on an issue that she is so on
Speaker 3: the wrong side of by many many points. I mean,
Speaker 3: it's not even close, because she was lecturing them about
Speaker 3: the borders and the train stuff, and she's just wrong
Speaker 3: on John, the wrong side of it politically.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you are in on the torture and maiming
Speaker 1: of poor confused adolescence.
Speaker 2: Lady. I hope you're proud of yourself.
Speaker 1: And finally, I was afraid to call for this one
Speaker 1: on the air. I haven't heard it. Don't like the
Speaker 1: description twenty six Greg Guttfeld.
Speaker 7: So America is experiencing record cold temperatures across the country.
Speaker 3: It's so cold that in DC, Hunter Biden's penis got
Speaker 3: stuck to a telephone pole. Again. Yes, yes, yes, that
Speaker 3: was a well crafted tagline.
Speaker 1: There again, distasteful, only a childhood laugh at that joke.
Speaker 4: I can't wait for Hunter Biden and his penis to
Speaker 4: go completely away.
Speaker 3: Forever, unless it's revealing more about the Biden crime family,
Speaker 3: which would be interesting.
Speaker 2: Hey, here's a question for you.
Speaker 1: What is the top figure that anyone will pay for
Speaker 1: a Hunter Biden painting going forward?
Speaker 3: All right? Well, a quarter million dollars worth of them.
Speaker 3: A whole bunch of them got burned up in the
Speaker 3: Palisades fire last week, so there are a lot fewer
Speaker 3: of them than there used to be. Although he might
Speaker 3: crank out three a day. I don't have any idea
Speaker 3: I'll throw down ten dollars.
Speaker 1: He's not going to get one hundred and seventy five
Speaker 1: dollars for his paintings going forward.
Speaker 2: What an obvious.
Speaker 3: Scam that'll be interesting to follow. Yeah, because obviously, either
Speaker 3: to curry favor with the President, or help Hunter pay
Speaker 3: off his bills for some reason, because he's doing something
Speaker 3: for you. Is only real, But I would I'd pay
Speaker 3: a chunk of money for a Hunter Biden paid, because
Speaker 3: it would just be so funny to tell people.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: Ironically, yeah, I would pay a fair amount ironically.
Speaker 3: I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I probably talked about this at least briefly on the
Speaker 1: air when all of that was going on at its height,
Speaker 1: But I read about how money laundering is an enormous
Speaker 1: problem in the world of art. Because you've got, you know,
Speaker 1: paint slapped on a canvas. This is worth the three
Speaker 1: hundred and forty million dollars. Yeah, yeah, And I just
Speaker 1: got that money from a guy from the Third World,
Speaker 1: and now it's fine in its way back to him
Speaker 1: through various means.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy to disguise enormous movements of money.
Speaker 3: I know you've purchased some art I've always wanted to,
Speaker 3: but I just I've never taken the time to try
Speaker 3: to figure out what the hell is this worth. I mean,
Speaker 3: if this is actually worth you know, I don't know,
Speaker 3: low number, high number, whatever it is actually worth fifteen
Speaker 3: hundred dollars. I'm happy to pay it. It's it's cool.
Speaker 3: I like it. But how do I have the slightest idea? Well,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to take the time.
Speaker 1: That's like two different questions being mushed into one. If
Speaker 1: you're investing in art, then you really need to know
Speaker 1: about the artist, what their reputation is, what their current
Speaker 1: prices are, what the suspected trend is going to be.
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I just buy things that will make me happy on
Speaker 1: my wall, and that is entirely the eye of the beholder.
Speaker 1: That painting is so great, I'll pay a thousand dollars. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm never going to be an art but one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty year, I just I'm not gonna. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just I don't like getting ripped off, so i'd hate it.
Speaker 1: There's another one over at that store. It looks a
Speaker 1: lot pretty close to the same thing. Go, gole, get
Speaker 1: that one. It's half as much.
Speaker 3: A guy sitting on a stool eating an apple. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll get another one of those over there. How do
Speaker 3: they even come? How do they price that stuff? Some
Speaker 3: of it, especially in tourist places, has got to be
Speaker 3: you just hopeing a rich person comes through who like,
Speaker 3: you know, like what you're just saying, likes it and
Speaker 3: they don't care what it costs. Like if you're in Carmel, California,
Speaker 3: you walk through those.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have many times.
Speaker 3: This is twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Mmmm, well it's but it's it's a beautiful example of
Speaker 1: the free market. If you don't like it twenty five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars worth, don't buy it. And if you do,
Speaker 1: go ahead. It's really as simple as that. I'll see
Speaker 1: stuff that for. And I don't want to talk a
Speaker 1: lot about money because it's distasteful and I'm a self
Speaker 1: effacing Midwestern boy. But I'll say something that I would pay,
Speaker 1: you know, X one hundred dollars for because I like
Speaker 1: it and I think it looks really good in our
Speaker 1: guest room. But if it's double that or triple that,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to so to me, it's not
Speaker 1: worth that to somebody else. Yeah, I guess it is.
Speaker 2: Like paying somebody to write you song.
Speaker 3: I would like to have a Hunter Biden hanging in
Speaker 3: my living room. You want a Hunter Biden? Huh?
Speaker 1: You want Hunter Biden and yourself hanged in your living room.
Speaker 2: I mean that's that. It sounds like for agel Anti
Speaker 2: Jae of some sort to me.
Speaker 3: You know what ruins part of this premise of me
Speaker 3: having a Hunter Biden that I would say, guess who
Speaker 3: painted that. I never have had a single human being
Speaker 3: in my living room in like five years other than
Speaker 3: my children, and I probably won't in the next five years.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of an imaginary tale of the idea
Speaker 3: of somebody seeing anything in my living room, but in
Speaker 3: fairy it would still would be funny.
Speaker 2: How about if you hired exclusively conservative babysitters, they'd be amused.
Speaker 3: Here you go the Hunter Biden, really, can't you? You
Speaker 3: can also most smell the skink on it.
Speaker 2: Oh god, he had to ruin it.
Speaker 5: See, I got it, I got it, I got it.
Speaker 5: Studio redecoration. We got a Hunter Biden. Yes, we got
Speaker 5: Clinton address, and we got dogs playing poker.
Speaker 3: There you go. I like it, love it. I guess
Speaker 3: that's it.