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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: Fine Elvis fifteen Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: The fifteen Minute Morning Podcast. We needed a jingle. We

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Speaker 2: need it like an opening song.

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Speaker 3: We kind of do we.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we have one right.

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Speaker 1: Before this place.

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Speaker 3: Yeah we do.

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Speaker 1: We do it in post as they say, what is like? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: What does it sound like you talk about on your

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Speaker 5: morning show?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Josh counting down?

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Speaker 4: Yeah shows you how many of us have never listened?

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Speaker 1: Why would you listen? You hear it anyway?

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Speaker 4: What you do?

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Speaker 6: I can never listen back to us ever because of

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Speaker 6: my head, my voice sounds way cooler. And then when

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Speaker 6: I hear myself, I'm like, oh God, who's.

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Speaker 1: Like that? Everybody's like, I'm kind of us.

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Speaker 5: I always listen to my podcast.

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Speaker 4: You listen to your own podcast always.

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Speaker 1: I don't listen to a second of Boys.

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Speaker 3: As soon as that gets uploaded, see you later, it's

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Speaker 3: out into the ether.

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Speaker 1: I don't like the sound of my own voice.

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Speaker 3: I think we all do the same way.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah we do. What do we do? So?

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Speaker 2: We make a living with our voices that we hate anyway.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the fifteen Minute Morning Show. Podcasters Danielle and

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Speaker 2: Scotty and Scottie B and Gandhi and Garrett and straight

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Speaker 2: in eight.

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Speaker 7: Yes, do you guys want to play some five second rule?

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Speaker 7: And we don't have to take five seconds? Maybe ten

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Speaker 7: because I think we could just use these as discussion.

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Speaker 4: Okay, here we play?

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Speaker 6: Can I ask one follow up question from yesterday's fifteen

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Speaker 6: minute morning show?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 4: Did you ever reach out to the man that you

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Speaker 4: were trying to befriend?

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Speaker 3: I did?

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Speaker 7: I did not have time yesterday for a full blown conversation,

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Speaker 7: but you got it started.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, you go with or he?

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Speaker 3: What did I say to him?

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Speaker 1: Did you ask him to chill?

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Speaker 7: I don't think that's appropriate because that's tied to Netflix, right,

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Speaker 7: and that's just indicative of a little bonage.

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Speaker 4: You said, dick.

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Speaker 5: And full blown?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Scotti B. But uh, five second rule?

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Speaker 5: Why do you get a start with me?

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Speaker 4: Do you have five seconds? Scary ready to go?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I can get that time over because I want to

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Speaker 3: hear the answers for this one.

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Speaker 8: Jesus ready, Scotty, Yeah, I guess just count It might

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Speaker 8: be kind of loud.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how the mix is going to do this.

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Speaker 3: Let's we'll just do it. Hate Scotty name three ways

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Speaker 3: to hide a boner.

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Speaker 5: Chuck it, roll over, and finish yourself off.

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Speaker 3: Wow, wow, Scott, that's pretty good. You don't have that problem.

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Speaker 8: Getting boners random public? I mean it happens, you wake

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Speaker 8: up sometimes with them.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 7: No, it's not public like you remember in grade school,

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Speaker 7: like anytime you saw a kid walking.

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Speaker 3: With his backpack.

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Speaker 5: I don't get public boners anymore.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's what I asked, don't have that problem anymore?

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Speaker 1: No, this is the weirdest conversation we've had in a while.

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Speaker 5: So why is it a problem?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 1: It was like third grade. Let's move on to another question.

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Speaker 4: Do you want to see your boners?

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Speaker 5: Just flip it up?

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Speaker 7: Well, yeah, you gotta tuck it in your underwear band though,

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Speaker 7: and it just it's what you didn't.

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Speaker 4: Do that like ever, not once with my bonus.

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Speaker 3: To hide it. You you go up with it, go up?

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Speaker 3: Are you serious? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because your shirt stucked in.

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Speaker 5: I get I understand it.

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Speaker 3: I would have it would be hanging out my underwear

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Speaker 3: band and nobody else.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I've done that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, So what else do you want to

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Speaker 1: talk about? Another question? Okay, underwear.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Danielle. Name three people you treat as your therapist.

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Speaker 6: Froggy, Lisa and my other Lisa.

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Speaker 3: Okay, up.

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Speaker 4: So we can't fight on these answers because there's no

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Speaker 4: right an want.

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Speaker 1: To be like, uh, something more provocative? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Ready?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Oh god?

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Speaker 3: Other than eating it?

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Speaker 7: Name three three ways you could use a banana.

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Speaker 6: Banana shake, banana smoothie, and fruit salad.

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Speaker 8: That's all eating dirty stuff too?

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Speaker 3: Ready? Other than eating it? Name three ways you can

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Speaker 3: use a banana.

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Speaker 4: Suck it, put it in your butt, throw it someone

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Speaker 4: to make them fall.

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Speaker 1: That's great? That is so right on?

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Speaker 3: Or is a toy gun? So Elvis? What ready? Game?

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Speaker 3: Three weird things that make you honey?

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Speaker 8: Uh?

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Speaker 1: White tiny whities under way? Uh? Someone rubbing my cross an? Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's not weird, it's kind of conventionalities, is weird? I

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Speaker 1: love tidy whities. They're so hot.

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Speaker 3: Good for you there.

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Speaker 7: I don't know even if I was a woman, I

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Speaker 7: would not find tidy whities attracted.

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Speaker 5: I only have tidy blackies. I don't I don't have

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Speaker 5: like you.

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Speaker 1: Still, there's no such thing as tidy blakies. They're like beefs,

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Speaker 1: a box of briefs.

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Speaker 5: No, they're not. I don't even They're just tight and

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Speaker 5: but they're black and they're not white?

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Speaker 3: Are they cut like a bathing like they.

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Speaker 1: Like food of the loom? Underwear is fun to wear, like.

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Speaker 5: Old school Hanes. But when it was black and red lines, that.

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Speaker 1: Look I said, I said, I didn't say tiny whitey.

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Speaker 1: This isn't tidy white. Yeah, no, so whitey like white

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Speaker 1: boxer briefs.

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Speaker 4: Oh boxer briefs. Okay. See when I hear tidy whitey,

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Speaker 4: I think like the bathing suit bott I think.

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Speaker 5: I think like, yeah, the old school guys dressed up

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Speaker 5: as fruit. Yeah, yes, like.

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Speaker 4: Dad Boxer briefs are hot though, should be the norm.

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Speaker 1: I wish so I meant, I meant I.

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Speaker 3: Wish here for this. Okay, we'll do two more. Uh el,

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Speaker 3: I'm bored.

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Speaker 1: What else can we do?

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Speaker 3: Elvis?

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Speaker 1: Name who? What is it? My turn? Twice in a row? Yes?

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Speaker 7: Three places you might find a dog turn okay?

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Speaker 1: Uh uh on the floor.

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Speaker 3: I know your dog sho my dog ship everywhere?

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Speaker 2: I mean it's I mean it's there's like a billion

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Speaker 2: answers for the piano.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they have ship under the piano.

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Speaker 4: That sounds so fancy. My dog ship under my.

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Speaker 1: I went to check my Candelabra, the piano. I found

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Speaker 1: a dog someone else. I'm not good at games. Today

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Speaker 1: doesn't move Okay.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. We've got a busy week, so I

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Speaker 3: say we just cut it.

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Speaker 1: You're just get boring. Fifteen minute Show.

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Speaker 3: We learned Scotty likes to wear tight black underwear and boner.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, boner, I tun about boner b owners.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, everyone's take it.

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Speaker 5: Bye Bye Brooner. The fifteen minute Morning Show