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Speaker 1: What with you.

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number.

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Speaker 3: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 4: Goody, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: loser line before.

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Speaker 5: It works like this.

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Speaker 4: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the

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Speaker 4: club and uses.

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Speaker 5: This charming pick app line on you.

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Speaker 2: Hey there, stop stop running away from me. I just

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Speaker 2: want to know if you're Franklin D. Roosevelt, because damn

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Speaker 2: you would diecause he's on the Yeah.

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Speaker 5: It's money, Joe.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do, don't pay him with a bunch of

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Speaker 4: dead presidents to go away. Instead, tell him that you

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Speaker 4: want to give him the quote presidential treatment behind.

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Speaker 5: The scenes, and that's when you give him the digits

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Speaker 5: to the loser line.

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Speaker 6: So that's not good.

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Speaker 5: Hopefully he can leave an.

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Speaker 4: Awkward voicemail we could play on the air voicemails like

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Speaker 4: this one.

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Speaker 6: Hey, I really think you should come at this party.

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Speaker 6: I'm throwing so all people I'm at at that extra

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Speaker 6: in Toronto really great folks and they're all really true

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Speaker 6: crime fans are just like me. So we're all going

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Speaker 6: to be going in costume. I'm going as Dick Tracy

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Speaker 6: and you know, I know some people are gonna say

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Speaker 6: Dick Tracy isn't true crime, but he's true crime to me,

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Speaker 6: and he's real to me. And I'm going to take

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Speaker 6: that to my grave. I don't care. But I was wondering,

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Speaker 6: maybe would you want to go as another true crime legend,

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Speaker 6: like maybe Nancy Drew. You know, you can can wear

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Speaker 6: that mini shirt. Yeah, I'd be okay with that, assuming

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Speaker 6: she's over eighteen. Title but yeah, whatever, whatever you decide.

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Speaker 5: B stop talking.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably gonna end up as the subject of

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Speaker 4: a true crime prodcast in a few years.

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Speaker 6: Here, seriously, did.

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Speaker 5: You not understand the true part of the true crime.

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Speaker 1: Fiction?

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Speaker 5: In crime, you get to define your own truth, I believe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Nancy Drew is real right. Next message, Hey,

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Speaker 1: Justin it's from the other night at the bar. I

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Speaker 1: know we didn't really get into what we do for work,

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Speaker 1: but I am studying to be a psychologist. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: it just seemed like you might have some things that

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Speaker 1: you want to work through. And so here's kind of

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Speaker 1: my fifteen second psycho and now on you. I think

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Speaker 1: that you were raised by a single parent and that

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Speaker 1: was really hard for you. You felt abandoned and neglected.

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Speaker 1: But by the time you got to college, you probably

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Speaker 1: felt really insecure, especially around beautiful women, which would definitely

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Speaker 1: explain our interaction. But that's probably why you watch disgusting

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Speaker 1: videos to hide your shame. And I think that you're

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Speaker 1: you're really gren start from talking to me, So hit

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Speaker 1: me up first session, Like, not a date, just a session.

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Speaker 6: Would be great.

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Speaker 4: Classes on Like, I didn't realize that was how psychologists

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Speaker 4: get new patients.

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Speaker 5: You just go to the bar, you find a sad guy,

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Speaker 5: and you're like, Wow, you're in trouble. I can fix.

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Speaker 4: You, guy, but you'll definitely need a one on one

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Speaker 4: with a trained psychologist.

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Speaker 5: After you go to the brook and Jeffrey TikTok page,

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Speaker 5: they'll want to know what's behind that silly little grin

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Speaker 5: of yours.

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Speaker 4: And that's when you pull a banana out of your

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Speaker 4: mouth because Brooks did that on our TikTok page not

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Speaker 4: too long ago.

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Speaker 5: Your life will be so much better. Yeah, the peal

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Speaker 5: was still on everything. But don't just trust me, trust

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Speaker 5: my inner child on that he's keeping me here against me. Now,

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Speaker 5: let's get back to the cliffs.

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Speaker 6: From Friday night.

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Speaker 3: Not to be weird or anything, but UH found your

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Speaker 3: Facebook page.

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Speaker 6: You're thirty.

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Speaker 7: That's crazy, as you look so much younger, and I

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Speaker 7: had a way you talk and act. I thought you

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Speaker 7: were like twenty three. Good for you. But if we

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Speaker 7: hang out, you just need to at your age a

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Speaker 7: little bit. May would chill on the white claws and stuff,

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Speaker 7: and maybe some more like sex and the city.

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Speaker 6: I don't know. Well, he'd even wear one of those

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Speaker 6: sweaters that goes up to.

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Speaker 3: The neck like thirty year olds where make you look believable.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. I just want to be judged by my friends

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Speaker 7: and thinking I'm a cradle Robert because you know how

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Speaker 7: I do.

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Speaker 3: No, I mean, I don't do that, but you get it.

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Speaker 5: Ye, dad, we got some weirds today. Yeah, okay, can

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Speaker 5: you read between the lines here?

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Speaker 4: I think like sounds like somebody accidentally went out with

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Speaker 4: a minor one time and got in trouble. And now

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Speaker 4: he's like, no, No, thirty and over is all that

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Speaker 4: I do. And you have to ma make sure that

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Speaker 4: you look and act thirty, for I'm going to get

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Speaker 4: in huge trouble again.

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Speaker 5: I didn't read those lives, you know. I didn't read

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Speaker 5: those lines either. I was just speculated so quickly.

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Speaker 4: No, No, I don't even worry about it.

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Speaker 3: Next message, my name is. I saw the phone number

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Speaker 3: on the bumper that I'm supposed to call if someone's

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Speaker 3: driving poorly. It says, how's am I driving? Called this number?

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Speaker 3: And I did because it's terrible. I saw him almost

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Speaker 3: at two mailboxes. I heared him at the break the tree.

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Speaker 3: You need to fire him now without pay. And if

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Speaker 3: he tells you that I tailgated him and gave him

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Speaker 3: the bird, will you know what damn straight I did.

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Speaker 3: This is a nice neighborhood with senior citizens who live

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Speaker 3: here and who still give us about the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Message, people are making bumper stickers with the Loser Line brilliant.

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Speaker 2: We put no money into making bumper stickerts, so somebody

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Speaker 2: actually spent the money to get it.

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Speaker 5: Made me love you. I appreciate it so much.

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Speaker 6: But it's so funny. That's brilliant.

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Speaker 5: Great for our show, horrible for the safety out on

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Speaker 5: the road. At least we get to laugh.

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Speaker 1: Did we ever take that those numbers wait anywhere?

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Speaker 5: Oh man?

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Speaker 4: Listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every week.

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Speaker 4: Hat it and make sure you subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey TikTok page for real. You can hear your

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Speaker 4: favorite loser lines on there every single week. Now, we're

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Speaker 4: gonna get into your phone tap right after this

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Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning