Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.
Speaker 2: All right, we have a lot to discuss here before
Speaker 2: we get this phone tap rolling, A lot of things
Speaker 2: to explain. Let me read the letter to you first,
Speaker 2: Dear Elvis, My mom had big trouble with a couple
Speaker 2: who used to rent out her basement apartment. They destroyed
Speaker 2: the place, then suddenly moved out without telling anyone. They'd
Speaker 2: been behind on their rent for months and recently had
Speaker 2: the nerve to be in touch.
Speaker 3: With me looking to move back in.
Speaker 2: Well, my mom has been waiting to give them a
Speaker 2: piece of her mind. Wait till you hear this mom.
Speaker 2: By the way, this comes to us from Michael. All right,
Speaker 2: a couple of things you need to know. Michael's going
Speaker 2: to start the call with his mom and tells her
Speaker 2: that Harold, one of the renters, has contacted him yet again.
Speaker 2: Then she proceeds to take matters into her own hands.
Speaker 2: Harold is played by our own scary Joan. Let's listen
Speaker 2: into today's phone tap.
Speaker 1: Uh, why'd you give that guy my number to guy? Harold?
Speaker 1: What guy?
Speaker 3: The guys that were downstairs?
Speaker 1: He's a freaking liar. You had to give it to him.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how he got mine. You don't you
Speaker 1: understand it? Well, now he wants money back from me,
Speaker 1: money back, yeah, whatever he was talking to you about
Speaker 1: the other day.
Speaker 3: But I don't want to deal with these guys.
Speaker 1: You deal with them now, all right? Let me call him, well,
Speaker 1: you deal with him.
Speaker 2: Give him whatever he's got to You gotta give them.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, good, okay? Hello, didn't you just call
Speaker 1: my son for what.
Speaker 3: I figured maybe he could get.
Speaker 1: You want money back from him?
Speaker 3: Money back for what we left a deposit there, and there's.
Speaker 1: Left nothing because what you got some frigging there. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you a deposit, the mess you's left, the
Speaker 1: garbage you left, the oldest furniture that was no good,
Speaker 1: bikes outside clogging my pipes and then hammering them and
Speaker 1: breaking the pipes. You messed up inside like ridiculous. You
Speaker 1: want money, which you never even gave a deposit.
Speaker 4: You said you'd reimburse us the cost of the replacement
Speaker 4: carpet after we had the flood.
Speaker 3: And you never did.
Speaker 1: Didn't even have carpets. I had new carpeting when you
Speaker 1: moved in, and then you threw that out before we
Speaker 1: ever got a flood. You know you think you're smart,
Speaker 1: but you're not very smart.
Speaker 3: Well, we can let by guns be by guns.
Speaker 4: The only thing we're asking is if you'd let us
Speaker 4: rent the apartment from you once again.
Speaker 1: Oh really, you got some friggin nuts. You know, I
Speaker 1: think you're a nut. I'm not giving you nothing, and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't give it to you if you stood on
Speaker 1: your head.
Speaker 3: Do we have a deal or no deal?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: What do you what?
Speaker 1: Do you out of your friggin mind? This is my house,
Speaker 1: not your house.
Speaker 4: We paid our rent on time when we were very
Speaker 4: good and loyal tenants to you.
Speaker 1: Real you'll crop you are how many guys here and
Speaker 1: using my gas, myle sdrip, my cable, my heat, my
Speaker 1: hot water, and you got the friggin nerve to say
Speaker 1: you were oiling Get the hell out of here.
Speaker 4: Your equipment was weak, the heater broke and there was
Speaker 4: a st is weak and hot water is cheap man,
Speaker 4: It's no, it's.
Speaker 1: Cheap because you didn't have to pay for sure was cheap.
Speaker 4: Well, I just you know, I thought maybe we could
Speaker 4: reconcile our differences. I know you weren't very happy with us.
Speaker 4: What I have my brother Conelo, who he needs a home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, when it's available, I'll call you, call me.
Speaker 1: I'll call you.
Speaker 3: Let's make it available, now, can we do that?
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? Kill the guy?
Speaker 3: Tell him he has to leave you, victim?
Speaker 1: Why would I want to do a day like that
Speaker 1: for a jerk like you.
Speaker 3: I'm not a jerk.
Speaker 1: You're not very smart. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 4: We want to put some partitions, some walls up, and
Speaker 4: we could separate the apartment.
Speaker 1: And yeah, okay, we.
Speaker 3: Rented out to seven or eight different tenants.
Speaker 1: How does it sound put it? Oh? Yeah, okay, seven
Speaker 1: or eight? Michael, where the hell are you?
Speaker 3: We'll make your viewers, will make you a lot of money.
Speaker 3: Missus Loborida.
Speaker 1: This is not your house. It's my house. This is
Speaker 1: what we want to make money on my house. Get
Speaker 1: ahead of here, Go get your mother's house. Leave me alone.
Speaker 1: You don't want you here. I don't like your voice.
Speaker 1: It's giving me a headache. I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1: No more. I don't like your voice. And even if
Speaker 1: I had this apartment available, just be your voice, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear you know I'll leave me alone.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. How about we all call it
Speaker 3: a day and phone.
Speaker 1: Tap you You freaking.
Speaker 3: Hey, missus Loborida.
Speaker 4: My name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the
Speaker 4: Morning Show.
Speaker 3: You're on the radio.
Speaker 4: Your son wanted to play a joke on you.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna get even with him.
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