WEBVTT - Your Tenants Want To Move Back In

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we have a lot to discuss here before

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<v Speaker 2>we get this phone tap rolling, A lot of things

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<v Speaker 2>to explain. Let me read the letter to you first,

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Elvis, My mom had big trouble with a couple

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<v Speaker 2>who used to rent out her basement apartment. They destroyed

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<v Speaker 2>the place, then suddenly moved out without telling anyone. They'd

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<v Speaker 2>been behind on their rent for months and recently had

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<v Speaker 2>the nerve to be in touch.

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<v Speaker 3>With me looking to move back in.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, my mom has been waiting to give them a

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<v Speaker 2>piece of her mind. Wait till you hear this mom.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, this comes to us from Michael. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of things you need to know. Michael's going

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<v Speaker 2>to start the call with his mom and tells her

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<v Speaker 2>that Harold, one of the renters, has contacted him yet again.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she proceeds to take matters into her own hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Harold is played by our own scary Joan. Let's listen

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<v Speaker 2>into today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, why'd you give that guy my number to guy? Harold?

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<v Speaker 1>What guy?

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<v Speaker 3>The guys that were downstairs?

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<v Speaker 1>He's a freaking liar. You had to give it to him.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand how he got mine. You don't you

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<v Speaker 1>understand it? Well, now he wants money back from me,

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<v Speaker 1>money back, yeah, whatever he was talking to you about

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<v Speaker 1>the other day.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't want to deal with these guys.

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<v Speaker 1>You deal with them now, all right? Let me call him, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you deal with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Give him whatever he's got to You gotta give them.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, good, okay? Hello, didn't you just call

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<v Speaker 1>my son for what.

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<v Speaker 3>I figured maybe he could get.

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<v Speaker 1>You want money back from him?

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<v Speaker 3>Money back for what we left a deposit there, and there's.

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<v Speaker 1>Left nothing because what you got some frigging there. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me tell you a deposit, the mess you's left, the

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<v Speaker 1>garbage you left, the oldest furniture that was no good,

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<v Speaker 1>bikes outside clogging my pipes and then hammering them and

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<v Speaker 1>breaking the pipes. You messed up inside like ridiculous. You

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<v Speaker 1>want money, which you never even gave a deposit.

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<v Speaker 4>You said you'd reimburse us the cost of the replacement

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<v Speaker 4>carpet after we had the flood.

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<v Speaker 3>And you never did.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't even have carpets. I had new carpeting when you

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<v Speaker 1>moved in, and then you threw that out before we

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<v Speaker 1>ever got a flood. You know you think you're smart,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're not very smart.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we can let by guns be by guns.

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<v Speaker 4>The only thing we're asking is if you'd let us

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<v Speaker 4>rent the apartment from you once again.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, you got some friggin nuts. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>think you're a nut. I'm not giving you nothing, and

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't give it to you if you stood on

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<v Speaker 1>your head.

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<v Speaker 3>Do we have a deal or no deal?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you what?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you out of your friggin mind? This is my house,

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<v Speaker 1>not your house.

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<v Speaker 4>We paid our rent on time when we were very

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<v Speaker 4>good and loyal tenants to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Real you'll crop you are how many guys here and

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<v Speaker 1>using my gas, myle sdrip, my cable, my heat, my

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<v Speaker 1>hot water, and you got the friggin nerve to say

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<v Speaker 1>you were oiling Get the hell out of here.

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<v Speaker 4>Your equipment was weak, the heater broke and there was

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<v Speaker 4>a st is weak and hot water is cheap man,

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<v Speaker 4>It's no, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheap because you didn't have to pay for sure was cheap.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I just you know, I thought maybe we could

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<v Speaker 4>reconcile our differences. I know you weren't very happy with us.

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<v Speaker 4>What I have my brother Conelo, who he needs a home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, when it's available, I'll call you, call me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call you.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's make it available, now, can we do that?

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<v Speaker 1>What are we gonna do? Kill the guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Tell him he has to leave you, victim?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would I want to do a day like that

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<v Speaker 1>for a jerk like you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a jerk.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not very smart. Let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 4>We want to put some partitions, some walls up, and

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<v Speaker 4>we could separate the apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, okay, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Rented out to seven or eight different tenants.

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<v Speaker 1>How does it sound put it? Oh? Yeah, okay, seven

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<v Speaker 1>or eight? Michael, where the hell are you?

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<v Speaker 3>We'll make your viewers, will make you a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 3>Missus Loborida.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not your house. It's my house. This is

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<v Speaker 1>what we want to make money on my house. Get

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<v Speaker 1>ahead of here, Go get your mother's house. Leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want you here. I don't like your voice.

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<v Speaker 1>It's giving me a headache. I don't want to hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>No more. I don't like your voice. And even if

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<v Speaker 1>I had this apartment available, just be your voice, I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hear you know I'll leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what. How about we all call it

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<v Speaker 3>a day and phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Tap you You freaking.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, missus Loborida.

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<v Speaker 4>My name is Scary Jones from Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 4>Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>You're on the radio.

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<v Speaker 4>Your son wanted to play a joke on you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm gonna get even with him.

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