Speaker 1: Start Up Up, Start Up. Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: start Up Up. They making noise Dot Up, start Up Up.
Speaker 2: Episode three twelve. It's a Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, huh twelve.
Speaker 3: The twelve the uniform number of Francisco Lindora shortstop for
Speaker 3: the Mets. If you're a Mets fan, do you love
Speaker 3: him this week carrying fan? You hate him this week?
Speaker 2: The entire team on his back. If you're from Philly,
Speaker 2: you hate back. You hate that man. If you're from Philly,
Speaker 2: everybody else man the prize.
Speaker 3: Shout out to the people using AI to make mister
Speaker 3: met or Grimace strangling the Philly Fanatic.
Speaker 2: Uh animation, Yeah, I love that man. Now. I happen
Speaker 2: to like the.
Speaker 3: Philly Fanatic, one of the greatest mascots in baseball, And
Speaker 3: we got to meet him at some event jingle ball
Speaker 3: maybe he was that, and he gave me his phone number.
Speaker 3: He's like, anytime you need anything, let me know.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, what if any Phillies the playoff tickets?
Speaker 2: He's like, what have you know? My God? All I
Speaker 2: could tell you is we did it for now. I
Speaker 2: mean listen to where the Mets did it. But no,
Speaker 2: I mean listen as far as I'm concerned. And I
Speaker 2: know some of you guys don't like sports and others
Speaker 2: you don't want to be a twenty seconds. Yeah, well
Speaker 2: just let us let us have our moment for a second.
Speaker 2: I want to say this. The Mets, Uh, they're playing
Speaker 2: with house money at this point. Didn't expect him to
Speaker 2: come this far. You know. It was that that June
Speaker 2: game when Grimmace threw out the first pitch. We entered
Speaker 2: our Grimace era and uh we went best record and
Speaker 2: base best record that day, best record in baseball since
Speaker 2: that day. And we were like close to the bottom,
Speaker 2: and we were we were going to be sellers at
Speaker 2: the trade deadline. Started from the bottom. Now we're here.
Speaker 2: Now we're here. So and I gotta tell you of
Speaker 2: all the remaining teams and as we entered the National
Speaker 2: League Championship Series, that's where we're at. Well, you to
Speaker 2: this podcast. I don't know when you listen to it.
Speaker 2: The Mets. I don't see any of the team that
Speaker 2: wants it more than the Mets. The Mets, we don't know, well,
Speaker 2: I mean no, but they're playing hungry and they're fun.
Speaker 2: Even as a Yankee fan, my Yankee fan friends is said,
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest. Your Mets they're fun to watch
Speaker 2: right now? Fun to watch? Yeah, last thing on baseball.
Speaker 3: I wrote a song in two thousand and six called
Speaker 3: and We Say Let's Go Mets. It was a rewrite
Speaker 3: of a song by Lucas Pratta, who had some big
Speaker 3: hits in Miami and New York and some of the
Speaker 3: bigger cities. It was a dance hit, pop dance hit,
Speaker 3: and he wrote he recorded the song for me in
Speaker 3: two thousand and six. Uh, his song is called and
Speaker 3: she said, and I changed it to end we say
Speaker 3: Let's Go. It was a fairly big hit. The Mets
Speaker 3: played it at the stadium when you'd call Shay Stadium.
Speaker 3: That was the on hold music. I mean, they sold
Speaker 3: CDs at the stadium for me, like it was tremendous.
Speaker 3: So when they made the playoffs, you know seven.
Speaker 2: By the way, we're over twenty seconds, but keep going.
Speaker 2: I know, well, now we're talking about my song. That's okay, Now,
Speaker 2: that's about my song.
Speaker 3: I rewrote it in two thousand and seven, and they
Speaker 3: choked and lost, even though they were close to way.
Speaker 3: I rewrote the song again in two thousand and eight
Speaker 3: and they choked at the end and didn't make the playoffs,
Speaker 3: and then I rewrote the song again in twenty fifteen
Speaker 3: when I went to the World Series. Then I rewrote
Speaker 3: the song in twenty sixteen they lost a wild card,
Speaker 3: and then I wrote We wrote the song in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty two when they made the playoffs, and then last
Speaker 3: year I didn't have to write any songs because you know,
Speaker 3: they sucked.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: This year, all of a sudden, they start winning PLAFF games.
Speaker 3: So people who know the song, like you guys, you
Speaker 3: can do an update again. You're gonna do an update again. So, yeah,
Speaker 3: we recorded it, Oh you did, we recorded it? What's today?
Speaker 3: We're recording this on third We recorded it on yeah,
Speaker 3: yesterday afternoon. Right, but Grimace and the lyrics very exciting,
Speaker 3: awesome and it should drop today. So after you hear
Speaker 3: this podcast, look at my social media, you should say.
Speaker 3: And we said, let's go Matt's twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: That's a stiff competition because that OMG song seems to
Speaker 2: be taking over everything. That's why that's why I didn't
Speaker 2: write the song, figuring they're not going to have any
Speaker 2: room for it. But here's what I did. I mean
Speaker 2: our radio station's one hundred New York played the pit
Speaker 2: Bull remix. Pit Bull came in and remixed it and
Speaker 2: now it's oh my God. And as a player from
Speaker 2: the Mets singing the song Iglesias, So I mean, I mean,
Speaker 2: did I say Jorge Jose, Jose Jose, the other Hispanic
Speaker 2: name you can remember. Did I says I thought you
Speaker 2: did it? I could be wrong either way. I did
Speaker 2: I say that. I think I did say it.
Speaker 3: Well, for the record, I put Jose Glacias. I put
Speaker 3: the OMG song and Candalita in the lyrics to our
Speaker 3: song to pay homage to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to pay homage.
Speaker 3: It's homage or homage. Yeah, it's not homage that much,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: And I and Barstool Philly issued this. This is this
Speaker 2: is awful, and this is why I could see why
Speaker 2: Philly fans are banging their heads extra hard this morning today.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, and then we'll move on from being a
Speaker 2: Philly fan. In the last twenty four months, Here we go.
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty two, Phillies blow the World Series after a
Speaker 2: two to one lead in the series. Twenty twenty three
Speaker 2: Eagles blow second half lead in the Super Bowl. Sixers
Speaker 2: blow Game six and seven, lose to the Celtics. Phillies
Speaker 2: blow game six and seven in the NLCS, Eagles start
Speaker 2: ten and one and then crash and burn in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four, and then um, twenty twenty three, they start
Speaker 2: ten and one and then they crash and burn. And
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty four the Sixers loose to the Knicks
Speaker 2: in the first round. And here we are the latest.
Speaker 2: The Phillies loose to the Mets in the National League
Speaker 2: Division Series.
Speaker 3: So yeah, by the way, the Eagles may have crashed
Speaker 3: and burned at the beginning of twenty twenty four because
Speaker 3: the season overlaps the year.
Speaker 2: I apologize. Listen the Eagle. The Eagles won a Super
Speaker 2: Bowl a few years ago. Yeah they did. Yeah, they did.
Speaker 2: So at least you got that.
Speaker 3: I'm a Jets fan, they have one since nineteen sixty nine,
Speaker 3: and you're a big Giants fan.
Speaker 2: And then now they got Aaron Rodgers. So the Jets
Speaker 2: is a stall wide receiver. Your Giants fan, who's the
Speaker 2: new star wide receiver rookie? No, no, what we're talking about,
Speaker 2: your your allowsy Jets and Aaron Rodger. Years after coming
Speaker 2: back front, he had a four play season where he
Speaker 2: was gone in the first ten, gone in sixty seconds,
Speaker 2: and now here he's back. What are they? Two? And
Speaker 2: the two and four? What are they wait to tell me? What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: What is three? The jets of two and three?
Speaker 3: So you were very adamant that you don't need to
Speaker 3: know the quarterback of Rutgers because you were a Rutgers shirt.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna let you slide on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all you have to do is tell me who
Speaker 3: their number one draft pick was, who's turning out to
Speaker 3: be a superstar wide receiver for them?
Speaker 2: Meli neighbors, neighbors, neighbors, Malik, Oh, very good. I thought
Speaker 2: you can call him or hey, you're a dick anyway.
Speaker 2: I know. Yeah, he's better than Ben than Daniel Jones.
Speaker 2: See Daniel Jones is not the answer that he's the quarterback.
Speaker 2: I got, I got. Okay, we should move on. We're
Speaker 2: gonna move moving on, moving on, by the way, moving on.
Speaker 2: Rody a very very scared. Seconds before we started this podcast,
Speaker 2: I saw no, no, somebody sent me this. I guess
Speaker 2: they did this behind my back. Today at the radio stage,
Speaker 2: they they issued a compilation called the Best of Scary
Speaker 2: and it's literally a compilation of me on video right here? Uh,
Speaker 2: just compilation of me, you know, my best quotes, my
Speaker 2: funniest lines, my me falling asleep, but the wheel meet
Speaker 2: me going crazy because the radio station was going off
Speaker 2: the air. Now, Brody, hold on a second, what a
Speaker 2: Scary Jones retrospective? Well it scared me because I'm like, uh,
Speaker 2: is there something I should know here? Like when do
Speaker 2: they usually make compilation videos like that? When your dead
Speaker 2: are about to be fired? Exactly? So I'm like, uh,
Speaker 2: to what do I owe this honor that you guys?
Speaker 2: Just you guys, just you mean you randomly made this
Speaker 2: compilation video because it took some time for them to
Speaker 2: do this. Sure, this is like, uh, it's like, Scary's great.
Speaker 2: They weren't supposed to release it. Maybe.
Speaker 3: You know when they film biographies for people and then
Speaker 3: as soon as they die, it's ready, very like Ethel
Speaker 3: Kennedy died today, the matriarch of the Kennedy family. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they already have bios, biopics and footage and everything
Speaker 3: ready to go, because at ninety six, they're like, you
Speaker 3: canna die any moment.
Speaker 2: I think they made that.
Speaker 3: Up for you, And and they got released too soon okay,
Speaker 3: they were just getting it ready in case you were.
Speaker 2: You know, please don't gill you know what. No, you're
Speaker 2: in good shape. Now, yeah you would, you would think,
Speaker 2: but who knows. I'm going to By the way, if
Speaker 2: I tuck on brag a little bit about shape, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna knock on knock on wood. Thank you. What are
Speaker 2: you gonna say? I just crossed another ten tier in
Speaker 2: the weight category. Ten?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's another ten digit. The second digit. No, the
Speaker 3: second digit in my weight is now one less than
Speaker 3: it was.
Speaker 2: Jeez, you wasted to another one? Wasting? Wait another another one?
Speaker 2: You're wasting another one? It was used to Wait nothing,
Speaker 2: what's going on there? Oh? Nothing, I'm eating, well, I'm exercising.
Speaker 2: I'm good. But I just I just crossed another ten plateau.
Speaker 2: Congratulations on the ten plateau.
Speaker 3: Now my weight ends in a nine, but it's it's
Speaker 3: I crossed that plateau.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice to see that number. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now if I haven't seen I haven't seen the number
Speaker 3: I'm at right now. Wait, wise, I have not been
Speaker 3: at maybe.
Speaker 2: In twenty five years, twenty years or something like that. So, uh,
Speaker 2: munjaro or a zempic, what are you doing here? We gov. No, No,
Speaker 2: I'm having I'm eating healthy. I told you that I'm
Speaker 2: exercising three days a week, playing pickleball and I'm eating healthy.
Speaker 2: But I just wanted to share that with slices. No,
Speaker 2: I don'tm not gonna. I'm not I'm not the ozempic type.
Speaker 2: God bless you.
Speaker 3: If that's what you do and it works for you, great,
Speaker 3: But there's a lot of to do this for my health.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of celebrity healthies that have taken the shot,
Speaker 2: and they're not being they're not being honest with it.
Speaker 2: They're not some of that.
Speaker 3: I think if if you take ozempic or we'll go
Speaker 3: v or whatever, and you then push your diet plan
Speaker 3: and your diet book and your exercise regimen, then you're
Speaker 3: a fraud. But if you take it, don't don't address it.
Speaker 3: You're just like, oh, yeah, I lost weight right Listen.
Speaker 3: If it's if it turns out to be completely healthy,
Speaker 3: you know, if the if it's FDA proved scientifically proven
Speaker 3: to be healthy and people can lose weight in a
Speaker 3: healthy way, what a miracle. In fact, yesterday's story came
Speaker 3: out that they're now thinking about having insurance companies cover
Speaker 3: the cost of that for people to lose weight because
Speaker 3: it makes them healthier and less likely to be to
Speaker 3: have obesity related diseases. So in the long run, insurance
Speaker 3: companies will save money by paying for your ozempics. Don't
Speaker 3: have to pay for your heart attack or your diabetes. Okay,
Speaker 3: I like that other problems. Yeah, I like that plan.
Speaker 2: So good.
Speaker 3: Now you have no need for that because you have
Speaker 3: a doctor per se well helping you out right.
Speaker 2: But I'll say, you know, I will look good, no,
Speaker 2: thank you, I will not here after. You know how
Speaker 2: everybody says, oh, it's it's it's diet and exercise, diet
Speaker 2: and exercise. After exercising twice a week with the work
Speaker 2: personal trainer for the last since January, I can honestly
Speaker 2: say it's about eighty percent diet and twenty percent exs
Speaker 2: because because it's like it doesn't matter Instagram.
Speaker 3: Your Instagram causes me to gain weight just by looking
Speaker 3: at it.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, and I'm not holding back on the food
Speaker 2: right now. I mean we're in full threetles the kitchen apparently,
Speaker 2: no full throttle. Fourth quarter, Yeah, we're in fourth quarter.
Speaker 2: Scary Scary is gearing up for his his clients coming up,
Speaker 2: and jan I went on the air telling everybody. I said,
Speaker 2: oh my god, the Mets. The Mets made me have
Speaker 2: a you know, three heart attacks in one inning. And
Speaker 2: Elvis is like, I don't think it was the Mets.
Speaker 2: Son of a bitch. Everybody's everybody's coming down on me,
Speaker 2: all right, listen, I will. It's hard to stay away, dude.
Speaker 2: I went to a chef Chef's event the other day,
Speaker 2: the Chefs for Cookies can Chess for Kids cancer. They
Speaker 2: give you a jar giant ass gourmet cookies. Each cookie
Speaker 2: is represented by a different high end Manhattan the full
Speaker 2: restaurant and in these celephane bags. So I have like
Speaker 2: a I have a quart of Kopia of cookies, and
Speaker 2: you're like from like thirty cookies from thirty different restaurants.
Speaker 2: So how am I not going to have the full fat,
Speaker 2: double baked, double brown sugar chocolate chocolate chunk cookie from
Speaker 2: the Lafayette Bakery or whatever. I don't know. They're all there,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, shit, this sucks. I mean, it's great,
Speaker 2: but it sucks because it's in my face, it's everywhere.
Speaker 2: And now I'm going to New Orleans tomorrow dude, they
Speaker 2: don't get right down there. I mean the right vacation.
Speaker 2: That's one thing.
Speaker 3: The thing about cookies, I'll be again, I'm not writing
Speaker 3: a book. I'm not telling you what my way's right.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you what works for me. I have chocolate.
Speaker 3: I have Hershey's Kisses in my cabinet, okay, and I
Speaker 3: have Hershey's minis little candy bars. And what I found
Speaker 3: was if I open up a big candy bar, I
Speaker 3: will eat a whole candy bar. But if I eat
Speaker 3: a miniature candy bar, I take it and I go
Speaker 3: sit down. I'm not going to get up for another one.
Speaker 3: So I just eat the one. It's about moderation. So
Speaker 3: one day a week, like usually on a Saturday night,
Speaker 3: I'll have a nice, unhealthy er meal because I've been
Speaker 3: good all week, and.
Speaker 2: The beating salads, and then reward yourself with the scooby snack.
Speaker 2: Is that what that is? The thing is that you.
Speaker 3: Could bring home a jar of cookies. You just can't
Speaker 3: eat them all in the same like ten in a row.
Speaker 2: I know, but I do. I gotta stop. Oh that's
Speaker 2: a problem.
Speaker 3: You gotta put them in the trunk of your car
Speaker 3: then and grab one every day and bring it upstairs
Speaker 3: like you have to put guardrails on yourself occasionally. But
Speaker 3: speaking of cornucopia scary, are you familiar with the fruit
Speaker 3: of the loom logo? Yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: To describe it to me, the fruit of the loom
Speaker 2: logo is an apple, some grapes, apple, grapes, a pair,
Speaker 2: and but a banana I believe. Is this one of
Speaker 2: those things where where it's what do you call that
Speaker 2: thing where Mendela effect the mendela? Is this a Mandela
Speaker 2: effect example where people remember something to be a certain way, Yes,
Speaker 2: but then it really wasn't that way.
Speaker 3: So people think that the fruit of the Loom logo
Speaker 3: has a corn coopia on top full of full of fruit.
Speaker 2: And vegetables full of fruit.
Speaker 3: Oh right, But there's never been a cornucopia in the
Speaker 3: logo fruit of the Loom.
Speaker 2: Oh oh you no, I don't think there's a cornucopia
Speaker 2: in there. I just think it's just did I did
Speaker 2: I at least get the fruits? Right? Yeah? I don't
Speaker 2: remember the fruit. The fruit is grapes. It's not a grape,
Speaker 2: it's grape.
Speaker 3: The point is, if you put up a fruit of
Speaker 3: the loom logo with a cornucopia and say is this right?
Speaker 2: People go yeah. If you put it up next to
Speaker 2: a logo the same fruit and.
Speaker 3: No cornucopia, people will pick the cornucopia logo and swear
Speaker 3: that's the.
Speaker 2: How do you say fruit fruit loops in? Spell fruit
Speaker 2: loops in kellogg Cereal? Uh Am? I throwing you for
Speaker 2: a fruit loop right here? I is it? Okay? This
Speaker 2: is also a problem. Yeah, right.
Speaker 3: Some people will spell it f r u I T,
Speaker 3: and some people think it's fr o o T for
Speaker 3: fruit loops.
Speaker 2: But it's f r u I T. It's not. Brodie
Speaker 2: Mandela effect, got you. It's fruit loops. It's never been
Speaker 2: fruit f r u I T. It's always been f
Speaker 2: r o o T loops. Always hold on the reason. Okay,
Speaker 2: So I just had a brain fart. I'm gonna look
Speaker 2: at my phone. I'm looking at the box right now.
Speaker 2: I just said that. I just said the wrong thing.
Speaker 2: I meant to say. It's it's not fru I'm looking
Speaker 2: at the box. I hold it up as you were
Speaker 2: telling me how to spell it. I it's not fruit.
Speaker 2: We talked about the Mendela effect on this podcast. It's funny. Okay,
Speaker 2: So what about Looney tunes? You know, how do you
Speaker 2: spell Looney tunes? How do they? You're looking at the
Speaker 2: Mendela effect, Yeah, the Mendela effect. Talk to me, how
Speaker 2: do you spell? How do you spell? Don't cheat, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not cheating.
Speaker 3: People think it's t o n s for cartoons, but
Speaker 3: it's t u n e s Looney tunes. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: t u n e s.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Yes, but people think that it should be spelled cartoons
Speaker 3: t o o n s.
Speaker 2: People think it's definitely t u n e s. You think, so,
Speaker 2: you're right, it is. It's it's looney l o o
Speaker 2: n e y t u n e s. It should
Speaker 2: be t o o n s like cartoons. It's not right,
Speaker 2: but it's that's why people will swear. But when you
Speaker 2: see right, when you see the the image, you know
Speaker 2: it looks right the other way also, but it's right
Speaker 2: exactly Loony tunes.
Speaker 3: I know because my music publishing but people company is
Speaker 3: Brodie Tunes, and I spelled it tu any A couple
Speaker 3: more tunes Mendela effect.
Speaker 2: You can play along at home with Mendela effect examples.
Speaker 2: That's where I'm pulling these from.
Speaker 3: Well, how about the one Everyone thinks that Sinbad was
Speaker 3: in a movie where he plays a a genie named Shazam.
Speaker 2: But he was never in that movie. Oh really Yeah.
Speaker 3: One of the biggest Mandela effects is is that people swear.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 3: You have to be older to remember the eighties and
Speaker 3: when Sinbad was a thing. But uh, people will swear
Speaker 3: if they if you put up a picture of Sindbad
Speaker 3: the comedian dressed like a wizard of Oh, that's the
Speaker 3: movie Shazam he was in.
Speaker 2: You know Uncle Penny Bags, Uncle Penny Bags from the
Speaker 2: from mom Monopoly. Does he have a monocle or not?
Speaker 2: He does not have a monocle. See a lot of
Speaker 2: people think that he is a monocle, but he doesn't.
Speaker 2: He doesn't. You know who does though? Is the Planter's peanut? Peanut? Right?
Speaker 2: But that's the Mandela effect. Yeah, all right? How about
Speaker 2: uh do you know why it's called the Mandela effect?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Why big cause? Uh Nelson Mandel pretty famous. Thought they
Speaker 3: remembered Mendela dying in nineteen eighty but he wasn't dead.
Speaker 2: What about the world famous uh Coca Cola logo? Incursive?
Speaker 2: Is there is there a hyphen in the middle of
Speaker 2: cola and coca and Coca and cola, Coca and cola?
Speaker 2: Or is there or is there is the Coca Cola logo?
Speaker 2: Does it right? You're looking it up. You're looking it up.
Speaker 2: You just set it on the microphone. You're calling it. No,
Speaker 2: you're talking to your phone. Yes, you are. You just
Speaker 2: said Coca cola logo. You're talking to your phone and
Speaker 2: you talk your micro's off? Yeah, ah, got you prick,
Speaker 2: you're cheating. I would I would know if I turned
Speaker 2: Coca cola. I heard you. Wow, I saw for the
Speaker 2: you can see my phone. Look, there is there? Is there?
Speaker 2: Is there a dad? Is there a hyphen in between
Speaker 2: coca and cola? Or is there not? No, there's no,
Speaker 2: there's no hyphen. Hey, talk, shut up. I didn't talk.
Speaker 2: Are you asking Siri? No? I was talking to her.
Speaker 3: Isn't there a trademark or an asterisk symbol? There's nothing,
Speaker 3: not a hyphen. There's there's none, notnehing above. It's just
Speaker 3: Coca cola. Oh there might be an asterisk.
Speaker 2: Wait, hold on, Coca cola. Scary, yeah, scary. Yeah, there's
Speaker 2: a hyphen. It's not a hyphen, it's a it's a
Speaker 2: little dot above the a. It's a dot above the
Speaker 2: A in coca all right, Well it's not. It's not
Speaker 2: not a hyphen. The hyphen should be. It's a dot.
Speaker 2: It's not a hyphen.
Speaker 3: It's a little dot that it was an asterisk or something,
Speaker 3: but it's not. It's not a hyphen.
Speaker 2: Why is that even there? I never know. Let's ask
Speaker 2: what is the dot in the middle of Coca cola? Uh?
Speaker 3: It's part Uh, it's part of a red disc or
Speaker 3: button sign. This has been used to advertise the brand.
Speaker 3: The disc was originally hand painted and became a common
Speaker 3: sight outside of milk bars.
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 3: From eighteen ninety to eighteen ninety one, it was it
Speaker 3: was it was diamond like dots. In nineteen eighty five
Speaker 3: a more upright version, but negative feedback led it to
Speaker 3: being changed again.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: That doesn't really matter. The dash in the cocolago is
Speaker 3: back from what I remember. It used to be in
Speaker 3: the middle, then it was gone completely. And someone's calling
Speaker 3: that the Mendela effect.
Speaker 2: What about Okay? What about? I mean, people love sketchers, sneakers.
Speaker 2: How do you spell sketchers?
Speaker 3: There's no t in sketches. That's a correct campaign about
Speaker 3: how there's no T and s.
Speaker 2: There's no T miss the is it? Uh? Is it?
Speaker 2: Is it cap'n crunch or captain crunch on the on
Speaker 2: the cereal box?
Speaker 3: It's captain end, isn't it captain? It's cap'n cap'n crunch?
Speaker 2: You think so? Huh? As opposed to spelling out the
Speaker 2: word captain crunch? Yeah? Is it? Is it spelled out
Speaker 2: or not?
Speaker 3: I thought it was cap apostrophe and cap'n cappin. Really
Speaker 3: I thought it was cap'n Is that is that? Am
Speaker 3: I being mandelaed?
Speaker 2: I think I think it's cap'in. It's cappin. It's captain.
Speaker 2: Ye happened right? Correct? You got it? You got it,
Speaker 2: you're a good man, You're you're you're you're good. It's cappain.
Speaker 2: But some people think it's captain.
Speaker 3: No no cap by the way, no cap no cap
Speaker 3: on capin, No captain.
Speaker 2: I'm having a lot of fun with these. I'll keep going.
Speaker 2: Can we keep going? That want if you want? Okay,
Speaker 2: what about the peanut butter Jeff Jeffy? Is it Jiffy
Speaker 2: or Jeff? What's Jeff? Like? Like the right? Some people
Speaker 2: will point to the Jiffy logo that's because they think
Speaker 2: they they mess it up with Skippy. Is it the
Speaker 2: Berenstein Bears or the Berenstain Bears, bren Stain, that is correct,
Speaker 2: People say Bernstein. I used to think it was Berenstein Bears.
Speaker 2: It's actually the fact that you say Barron is is
Speaker 2: half the half to fight. I thought it was Barren.
Speaker 2: I thought it was Berenstein Bears. It's Barren. Yeah, people
Speaker 2: think it's Bear Bernstein. What about Star Wars the very
Speaker 2: amous line Luke, I am your father? Is what is
Speaker 2: wrong with what I just said? Luke? What is wrong
Speaker 2: with Luke I am your father? Yeah? What is wrong
Speaker 2: with what I said? Because he doesn't say that. He
Speaker 2: doesn't say that. He says he says, no, I am
Speaker 2: your father. No, I am your father. He never says, Luke,
Speaker 2: I'm your father. Right in Star Wars. Correct, by the way.
Speaker 2: A lot of slice to trying to fact check us
Speaker 2: right now, they're like, fuck you guys. No, no, he says, Luke,
Speaker 2: I'm your father. Hey, guess what you're wrong? He says, no,
Speaker 2: I am your father. He never says Luke, I am
Speaker 2: your father.
Speaker 3: Because Luke says you killed my father. And he says no,
Speaker 3: I am your father.
Speaker 2: Correct, that is correct. You are correct. You are correct, sir.
Speaker 2: And if you thought he said, Luke, I am your father,
Speaker 2: you're wrong. Oh my god, holy shit. Relate with Brodie
Speaker 2: got Well that was fun. Hey.
Speaker 3: I tease something in Slice time that I have to
Speaker 3: get to go because I got somebody. Somebody sent me
Speaker 3: a video of breadless pizza. Okay, don't interrupt till I
Speaker 3: ask you the question. So they show the video and
Speaker 3: it's a guy he he uh. He makes a a
Speaker 3: round slab of pork and then put sauce and cheese
Speaker 3: and pepperoni on it and cuts it into triangles.
Speaker 2: You know, he grilled. He grilled. He grilled the pork
Speaker 2: on a on a grill, and he put the sauce
Speaker 2: on it like you'd like you put barbecue sauce on anything,
Speaker 2: and then puts them put cheese right, and then look
Speaker 2: it's it's it's breadless pizza. Right.
Speaker 3: And I looked at it and I said, first of all,
Speaker 3: let me get let me hear your thought. Scary is
Speaker 3: that breadless pizza?
Speaker 2: No, it's a pork chopped parmesan. Yes, it's pork palm.
Speaker 2: It's pork chopped barbisan.
Speaker 3: So I commented, it's pork palm, and the people on
Speaker 3: on on Instagram were like, no, it's it's it's pork pizza.
Speaker 2: I said, no, No.
Speaker 3: If you take a chicken breast and put cheese and
Speaker 3: sauce on it's chicken palm. If you take veal and
Speaker 3: put sauce and cheese on it, it's real palm.
Speaker 2: You take a pork and do the exact same thing
Speaker 2: to it, it's pork plant, mozzarella cheese. What's what's hard
Speaker 2: for these idiots online to understand? No, it's it's pork
Speaker 2: pizzambacil because you cut it into a triangle. No, the
Speaker 2: definition of pizza is bread, sauce, and cheese. Now, if
Speaker 2: you want it now, if you substan cauliflower palm, you
Speaker 2: you still need to form a crust with some kind
Speaker 2: of flour, almond flour, coliflower power, couliflower.
Speaker 3: Flour if you prefer. Yeah, but it's not pork.
Speaker 2: It's not pork pieas not breadless pizza, fucking moron pizza.
Speaker 2: If my brother said that to me, he said, that's
Speaker 2: pork palm. It's pork palm. That's what I said. It's
Speaker 2: pork palm. What it is me? This guy's got everybody
Speaker 2: watching this video like it's a great breaks. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: what a brilliant idea. No bread, go take a long
Speaker 2: walk off a short pier. Please, Now there's no breading
Speaker 2: on the pork. I would have breaded the pork and
Speaker 2: made it real pork. But it's really pork parmesan without
Speaker 2: the breading. Don't get it's pizza. The fuck out of
Speaker 2: it's pizza. It's bullshit. What upsets me? Yeah, I have
Speaker 2: a I have a couple of things here that has
Speaker 2: been bubbling bubbling. But is it your maggestion? Is it time? Okay? Well,
Speaker 2: first of all, do you do you have a fart space? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's between my cheeks. What are you talking about? No
Speaker 2: fart space. It's like meaning like a place where you
Speaker 2: go to take a fart, Yeah, the bathroom, close the door. No,
Speaker 2: but like, if you're out, I go to my office.
Speaker 2: If you're do you go out to take a fart
Speaker 2: or you just like let it go right there.
Speaker 3: I have walked out on the deck and done it.
Speaker 3: I've gone into my office and closed the door. People,
Speaker 3: you're asking me if I fart in front of my family? No,
Speaker 3: do you far in front of Robin?
Speaker 2: No? Trying to far in front of you? No, we
Speaker 2: try not to. But have you have you ever heard
Speaker 2: rob before? I think we've We've let it slip before,
Speaker 2: but it's not a big deal. Now, do you have
Speaker 2: a fight during sex? No? No, okay you can. This
Speaker 2: is not where I want to get this conversation again.
Speaker 2: The slices want to go. Slices you ket scary goes
Speaker 2: doc or if he farts during sex? No, But the
Speaker 2: whole concept of a fart space, so like, for instance,
Speaker 2: if I'm in the mall, I'm walking into the mall,
Speaker 2: I'll look for Yankee candle and I'll go into Yankee
Speaker 2: candle because it smells so strong and so that's good.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you just fart somewhere in Yankee candle. Walk out,
Speaker 2: it's masked. It's perfect place to fart. Now we found
Speaker 2: out today this is what happens when people ask what's
Speaker 2: going on while the music and the commercials are playing.
Speaker 2: Well during the big show, Eliston ran show today, Nate
Speaker 2: straight hat walked out of the room and walked around
Speaker 2: the corner and then he came back and like, where
Speaker 2: did you go? And he's like, oh, I want to
Speaker 2: go take a fart. I'm like, wait a second. He
Speaker 2: goes by a certain group of desks down a certain corridor.
Speaker 2: So for me, I just go into the like the
Speaker 2: the third voice track studio on the left. Then I
Speaker 2: go in there if I have to. But like, I
Speaker 2: find it interesting that some people just decide to, you know,
Speaker 2: get away, Like where do you go? Like if you're
Speaker 2: in like if you're obviously, if you're at a party,
Speaker 2: you're gonna excuse yourself and going into the bathroom. I
Speaker 2: get that. But if you're in your your your environment,
Speaker 2: your you know, Like let's say you're your work, your
Speaker 2: office space. Do you have a special place that that
Speaker 2: only you know or that you go to I don't know,
Speaker 2: somewhere only we know. Think you came.
Speaker 3: No, I mean I if there's people around, you mean
Speaker 3: in my house, I would go out in the deck.
Speaker 3: Oh so you do go out of office or my
Speaker 3: studio where a podcasts from.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So if are you gonna go in that? You
Speaker 2: can't go away to go to a house. If holiday
Speaker 2: meal with your family, you gonna walk outside? Oh you
Speaker 2: wait for the dog to come into the room. It
Speaker 2: depends on a chair that goes.
Speaker 3: If you're sitting on a chair that like makes a
Speaker 3: creak sound, you can't fart on the chair.
Speaker 2: But if you've got if you've.
Speaker 3: Got like loud music playing at a party, you fart,
Speaker 3: nobody's gonna notice it was you. Do you ever see
Speaker 3: the Family Guy clip where there's thunderstorms, the thunder and lightning,
Speaker 3: and Peter's in a room and every time he farts,
Speaker 3: every time he times out the thunder and he's like boom,
Speaker 3: thunder goes like three times, and then the fourth time
Speaker 3: he farts, he farts before the thunder and.
Speaker 2: He goes, I guess the storm's moving away. He actually
Speaker 2: like he lifts his leg up and then you're like,
Speaker 2: you don't you don't hear it gets covered up by
Speaker 2: the It's great, But the third or fourth time he goes,
Speaker 2: I guess the storm's moving a further away. That's hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the lightning, the duck in the room, you know, the lightning,
Speaker 2: you know the lightning and thunder trick right, No, well, well,
Speaker 2: no lightning goes first and then thunder Fright, you count
Speaker 2: how long you count how long it takes for the
Speaker 2: thunder to catch up. If it's three seconds, then the
Speaker 2: storm's not near you. But if it happens like close
Speaker 2: over within a second, that means the storm is getting
Speaker 2: closer to you. That is correct, because the light travels faster.
Speaker 2: This speed of light travels much faster than the speed
Speaker 2: of sound.
Speaker 3: You know, interesting point. Did you know light travels at
Speaker 3: the speed of light?
Speaker 2: No, you don't say it. Yeah. Yeah. Also when they're close,
Speaker 2: when they're close together, though, that means it's right right by. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well if you hear, if you see the lightning and
Speaker 3: the thunder at the same time it hit by, it's
Speaker 3: right near you. It's right near you, lightning and the thunder,
Speaker 3: thunder and far anyway, did you also know that, regardless
Speaker 3: of whether or not you work for the US government,
Speaker 3: you cannot control storms. I'm just putting it out there.
Speaker 3: You cannot, Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: All right. I think that a very appropriate jingle here
Speaker 2: as we go to break is this one Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: We will be right back. You see what I did there?
Speaker 2: I played the Fabreeze jingle, the Breeze jingle.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, no, no, no, really, that's that sounds like
Speaker 3: the Fabrieze jingle.
Speaker 2: That's not exactly the fabrize because would get us in trouble.
Speaker 2: Upty four make a wish? No? Can I tell you?
Speaker 1: Hey, where the second?
Speaker 2: No, that's those are my that's my angel numbers. Four
Speaker 2: four four, Stop it. It's a time on a clock.
Speaker 2: Come dude, you don't believe in angel numbers? Oh? No,
Speaker 2: like two two two three D three four for four.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know, I know what the
Speaker 2: numbers are. Every time I look at the clock, it's
Speaker 2: it's like eleven eleven six six number. There is no
Speaker 2: six sixty six I know, not on a clock. But
Speaker 2: four forty four is the angel numbers. I always find
Speaker 2: myself looking at the clock at eleven eleven or two
Speaker 2: twenty two, between thirty three or four forty four. I
Speaker 2: just remember Medel effect. You just remember the times you did,
Speaker 2: but you don't remember the times you didn't. It means
Speaker 2: the angels were watching over you. There's there's no doesn't.
Speaker 2: It means you look at the clock group of numbers
Speaker 2: like the six, six, six, seven, seven, seven, eighty eight,
Speaker 2: nine and nine. They mean different things.
Speaker 3: You know, angels were part of in a part of
Speaker 3: the world that use different numbers than we do.
Speaker 2: Right, there's people no I like to think that there's
Speaker 2: there's something else out there that.
Speaker 3: Okay, but you think they care about the clock and
Speaker 3: what time it is and what numbers on your ASSISI.
Speaker 2: Are people that's that actually wear chains with with their
Speaker 2: angel numbers on the chain.
Speaker 3: Fantastic, God bless you. If it works for you. Whatever
Speaker 3: makes you happy.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't begrudge anybody anything you ask me if I
Speaker 3: believe in it, I think it's ludicrous, luda. But whatever,
Speaker 3: whatever you want, whatever, whatever makes whatever makes you a
Speaker 3: day better, whatever makes you smile, whatever makes you feel
Speaker 3: more confident, more comfortable. If you think you know a
Speaker 3: relative is reaching out to you because you look at
Speaker 3: a clock, God, God bless you. I'll never make fun
Speaker 3: of anybody but scary. That's my rule, exactly.
Speaker 2: Thank you, appreciate you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so did you make a wish? Because I'm still here?
Speaker 3: So shit, I had a problem with face. If you're interested, Oh,
Speaker 3: what problem was that?
Speaker 2: Well? What is the problem with Facebook? First of all,
Speaker 2: having a problem. It's a Facebook marketplace, okay, so I
Speaker 2: sell on.
Speaker 3: I talked about this a lot. I sell a lot
Speaker 3: of stuff on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 2: Not a problem.
Speaker 3: But three times in the past week and a half,
Speaker 3: I have, according to Facebook, violated the rules of posting,
Speaker 3: and if it continues, I could be barred from selling
Speaker 3: on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 2: So let me tell you how I broke the rules. Scary,
Speaker 2: have my theme music ready? I posted. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you remember this.
Speaker 3: Like ten years ago, we all we had one of
Speaker 3: the guys from the New York Red Bulls soccer team
Speaker 3: come up to promote the season tickets of the Red
Speaker 3: Bulls whatever, and he gave everybody, or at least me,
Speaker 3: I got a replica Adidas soccer ball that looks like
Speaker 3: the ball that was used by the Red Bulls in
Speaker 3: that era toy.
Speaker 2: Fifteen eighteen whatever. It was.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now, when you sell replica jerseys, everybody sells replica jerseys.
Speaker 3: Oh this isn't the official Mets jersey, but it looks
Speaker 3: just like it. It's called a replica, sure right. People
Speaker 3: sell replica sporting sporting goods all the time. Oh, this
Speaker 3: is a replica bat of the bat that Peter A
Speaker 3: Lonzo uses, because the official jersey is like two hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty dollars, but you could buy a replica yep
Speaker 3: that looks for like ninety one hundred and ten whatever,
Speaker 3: nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2: You use the word replica. You're not trying to lie
Speaker 2: to anybody, correct.
Speaker 3: So I listed this soccer ball, which is officially known
Speaker 3: as the Adidas Red Bulls Match Ball replica. So I
Speaker 3: got flagged for putting up fake merchandise trying to fool customers.
Speaker 2: But how are you fooling it for fulling customers if
Speaker 2: you have the word replica in the description in the time,
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed to sell replica merchandise. That could be misleading.
Speaker 3: But I'm being misleading by telling you that it's a replica.
Speaker 3: I didn't say authentic without proof. I said replica. I'm
Speaker 3: telling you it's not real. They they took it down
Speaker 3: and they threatened me. So I put it back up
Speaker 3: without the word replica.
Speaker 2: Not a problem. Okay, great wit, how does that make
Speaker 2: any sense? Hold on? Then, then I put up a
Speaker 2: little coach purse, brand new. One of my daughter's got
Speaker 2: it as a gift you from.
Speaker 3: Somebody gave one of my kids a little like a
Speaker 3: like a little tiny little purse a coach wall. I
Speaker 3: know it's legit. It's a legit coach purse. So I
Speaker 3: posted it. I got flagged putting up knockoff merchandise is
Speaker 3: this and and you could be barred and this is
Speaker 3: your second warning, Like what what? I'm not claiming that
Speaker 3: it's it's a it's a fifteen dollar wallet, I'm not
Speaker 3: claiming it's one hundred and it's a shitty little thing.
Speaker 3: I'm selling for like not a lot of money just
Speaker 3: to put it up and sell it.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like AI has got haywire because these
Speaker 2: aren't real. Here's the killer, scary, here's the killer. Here,
Speaker 2: have the music ready for this. It's my fingers on
Speaker 2: the button. I'm waiting for a chance to play it.
Speaker 2: So there is a rule that you can't sell medical
Speaker 2: equipment medical devices on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 3: Like I tried to sell crutches once. You can't do it.
Speaker 3: You can't sell. You can't sell like if you have
Speaker 3: like a sling, a fancy sling, can't sell it.
Speaker 2: You can't sell medical related I don't see. I can't
Speaker 2: have one of those.
Speaker 3: Can't sell medical related things on Facebook, like maybe because
Speaker 3: if they don't work, you could die.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You can't sell crutches whatever. Put that
Speaker 2: in the back of your head.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm selling off stuff that my kids, you know,
Speaker 3: they're in college, that one of them has their own apartment.
Speaker 3: A lot of stuff is here in the garage. They
Speaker 3: don't want anymore. They're like, EF, just sell it, Okay, great.
Speaker 3: So I put up an American girl thing here, an
Speaker 3: American girl doll thing here. And one of the things
Speaker 3: I sell, I put up to sell is an America
Speaker 3: Girl doll wheelchair, a little ten inch little American girl
Speaker 3: doll wheelchair. Immediately it gets flagged and I'm told you
Speaker 3: can't sell medical devices on Facebook Marketplace.
Speaker 2: And this is your third warning. The next time you
Speaker 2: might be barred from Facebook. Scary. I'm trying to sell
Speaker 2: a toy plastic wheelchair, an American girl wheelchair that is
Speaker 2: not a medical device for any human being. You can
Speaker 2: fit an eighteen inch doll in the plastic wheelchair. And
Speaker 2: I may lose my Facebook marketplace posting ability, which creates
Speaker 2: content for this podcast, because I tried to sell eleven
Speaker 2: inch plastic American girl doll wheelchair, which is not a
Speaker 2: public medical device. It's a toy. So I wrote it.
Speaker 2: I wrote it, and I wrote them back, and I
Speaker 2: appealed it, and they wrote back, You've lost your appeal.
Speaker 2: You say, how did you lose your appeal? Because A
Speaker 2: I must have rolled against me again. So I had to, says,
Speaker 2: call Facebook's customer service number if you wish to appeal
Speaker 2: the appeal, did you? So I call and I get Freddy,
Speaker 2: not his real fucking name. So Freddie's got a long
Speaker 2: list of it. He must have to read off this list.
Speaker 3: And I tell him the problem, and he says, is
Speaker 3: this happening with everything that you post?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I get a threatening message. Well, don't keep posting the wheelchair. No, no,
Speaker 3: it's happening no matter what I post. If I try
Speaker 3: to post a pack of gum, it says, I'm in
Speaker 3: danger of losing it. And to be very careful, make
Speaker 3: sure I understand the rules. Don't post anything that might
Speaker 3: break the rules. I said, how do I get that
Speaker 3: warning off? I shouldn't have been flagged for the soccer ball,
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have been flagged for the coach bag, and
Speaker 3: now I'm being flagged for a.
Speaker 2: Toy, A toy.
Speaker 3: He says, Well, if as long as you don't post
Speaker 3: anything that breaks the rules, Freddy, I didn't post anything
Speaker 3: that breaks the rules. Your system is telling me I'm
Speaker 3: breaking the rules. So he goes, well, as long as
Speaker 3: you don't post anything else, you should be fine. I go, listen,
Speaker 3: I've already posted three things that are not against the rules,
Speaker 3: and they've.
Speaker 2: Already been already been talked. What about the next thing
Speaker 2: I post that's innocent that gets flagged? Right? I don't
Speaker 2: want to lose my ability wipe out the warnings Freddy.
Speaker 2: So you know what Freddie says to me, He's just
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a little bit of the accent.
Speaker 3: Fuck you if you're a snowflake. He says, don't worry.
Speaker 3: I feel you.
Speaker 2: I feel you. That was it, he says, I feel you.
Speaker 2: He said, I feel you, Sir David. That's what he said.
Speaker 2: I feel you, Sir David. Don't worry. Now. If he
Speaker 2: feels you, he's going to do something about it. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, listen, dog, what did he do? Oh, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna transfer you up to.
Speaker 3: The the department that handles the threatening notices.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, perfect click hung up on you hung up
Speaker 2: on me? Correctly, I had started a chat with him.
Speaker 3: The only way to get them on the phone is
Speaker 3: to start a chat, and then if the meta ETA
Speaker 3: who owns Facebook. The meta chat bot the figures you
Speaker 3: need somebody to talk to, they have them call you.
Speaker 3: So in the chat, Freddie says, I'm terribly sorry. I
Speaker 3: will call you right back. I'm still trying to get
Speaker 3: the other department. I said, tell you what, call me
Speaker 3: back when you get the other department on the phone
Speaker 3: ready to go, because otherwise you're going to call me
Speaker 3: back and then transfer me again. Just get me when
Speaker 3: they're ready, you reach out to me. He said, okay,
Speaker 3: So I waited three hours. Every time it says, oh,
Speaker 3: Neil has joined the chat, so I go in, and
Speaker 3: it says, this automated system is not abble to respond
Speaker 3: to text messages, so please do not respond. So I go, okay,
Speaker 3: someone will be with you. It may take up to
Speaker 3: three hours. God, that was two days ago.
Speaker 2: Scary. The chat's still going.
Speaker 3: And every few hours it says Neil has entered the chat,
Speaker 3: and then Neil says, I cannot accept an feedback from you.
Speaker 3: Please wait for a human to come onto the chat.
Speaker 3: It may take a few hours. I started days ago, scared.
Speaker 2: You're in a hell of sloop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so now I am at risk of not being
Speaker 3: able to post on Facebook because I posted.
Speaker 2: A toy reel chair. Scary. That's awful, wheelchair terrible, That
Speaker 2: is terrible. Are you going to get them erased? You
Speaker 2: think that they'll I mean, if they're logical, they will
Speaker 2: analyze the situation and realize that they're wrong on all
Speaker 2: three counts.
Speaker 3: What Freddie told me before he he disconnected me was well,
Speaker 3: just delete them. I go, but I want to sell them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you should be able to delete them, no problem, put
Speaker 3: them back up. I said, all right, So I did it.
Speaker 3: When he was on the phone, I had the same
Speaker 3: warning message. I said, I'm already a mocked man. I
Speaker 3: got three strikes against me. What are you doing here? Wow, fella,
Speaker 3: I got flagged for a replica soccer ball, which is
Speaker 3: and by the way, all over Facebook marketplace replica jerseys,
Speaker 3: replica bats, replica helmets, rep everything replica soccer ball with
Speaker 3: the word replica.
Speaker 2: Fuck you, you're not posting that ship here? He is
Speaker 2: a warning.
Speaker 3: Wow, a toy wheelchair that medical medical device.
Speaker 2: Now you know how I feel about the Verizon thing.
Speaker 2: I'm going in circles. I still didn't get my second refund.
Speaker 2: It's not the same. I don't have a fall it's me.
Speaker 2: It's only I will. I will tell you though, I've
Speaker 2: experienced a lot of on hold time, a lot of
Speaker 2: hang ups, accidental hang ups or accidental clicks and whoops,
Speaker 2: will transfer you and if fucking phone goes dead, I
Speaker 2: have to start over. Yeah, no, it's it's unpleasant. And
Speaker 2: I think that customer service in the year twenty twenty
Speaker 2: four is lacking in most departments, in most in most companies. Sorry,
Speaker 2: but it is. It's getting worse and worse. Well, I'll
Speaker 2: tell you something's going on with party is throwing down
Speaker 2: his glasses.
Speaker 3: He's held on what's going on and speaking of customer service?
Speaker 3: And then we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2: Amazon.
Speaker 3: Amazon is ice scuging because last night, after the Mets
Speaker 3: won and moved on to the NLCS against whoever they're
Speaker 3: going to play, I realized that the majority of my
Speaker 3: Met shirts are too big on me because I'm down
Speaker 3: more than a size shirt.
Speaker 2: You want a trade, I can't. Yeah, you can have online.
Speaker 2: Yeah they won't fit you, scary, they won't fit you
Speaker 2: maybe in fair second quarter anyway, So I don't. I
Speaker 2: need to buy new met shirts, at least one Met
Speaker 2: shirt that I can have that looks good because it's
Speaker 2: the right size, and I'm like, oh, let me go
Speaker 2: on Amazon. Scary.
Speaker 3: Every MET shirt on Amazon, even with Prime first of all,
Speaker 3: will not arrive for four to five days because because
Speaker 3: Prime deals is going on and they're fucking swamped with
Speaker 3: Prime deals.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Number two, every MET shirt is twenty five to forty
Speaker 3: five dollars. Of course, they were fourteen dollars two weeks ago. Yep,
Speaker 3: the stock has gone on. They've jacked up the price.
Speaker 3: So that's the price of winning, my friend. The price
Speaker 3: is will get a MET shirt? Yeah, how do you
Speaker 3: want to How do you think the Yankees feel?
Speaker 2: You want to get a Minnesota twin shirt? They're like
Speaker 2: eight bucks. Yeah, yeah, MET shirt twenty five thirty five dollars.
Speaker 2: Talking about shirt, not today, my friend.
Speaker 3: You gotta wear, you know much as you know much
Speaker 3: a Suresey as a Dix Sporting Goods. Yeah, Jersey's like
Speaker 3: a shirt that has the name in the number back.
Speaker 3: They're like forty bucks, forty forty bucks for a T
Speaker 3: shirt with long sleeves, no short sleeve, a short sleep
Speaker 3: Jersey short sleep.
Speaker 2: It's a shirt, but it's a Jersey name, it's a jersey. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a jersey jersey Joe. People call him jerks, but
Speaker 2: it's not a jerk. It's a jersey shirt like a
Speaker 2: jersey jerk. Better, but you're a jerk. You're a dumb jerk.
Speaker 2: We gotta we gotta take a break, all right, Oh,
Speaker 2: I almost forgot, Brody. You know my friend's share. Of course,
Speaker 2: our friends share. Yeah, you're a godfather to her kid.
Speaker 2: End zo right, and of course I do that. The
Speaker 2: part time podcast I have with her, no speaking volumes.
Speaker 2: You know, it's a very good she's been you know,
Speaker 2: she's been busy lately. Obviously she has her handful with
Speaker 2: her two kids, my godson, you know, and Portia her
Speaker 2: the daughter, you know, her daughter. She's been filming movies. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm very very well, you know, Well, come on, Brody,
Speaker 2: come on, don't don't go there. She is in a
Speaker 2: feature film, a film that she made with Tom Welling.
Speaker 2: This is a big one for her, Brody. She plays
Speaker 2: a major part and it comes out tomorrow. By the
Speaker 2: time you hear this, it'll be out already on video
Speaker 2: on demand anywhere you buy movies. So think of all
Speaker 2: the services Apple and uh, you know, I guess who
Speaker 2: where can you buy films. You can't do it on
Speaker 2: not Netflix and Hulu because those are free. Right. But
Speaker 2: the film is called Amazon Amazon Yep, Amazon, Yep. It's
Speaker 2: called Mafia Wars. Google it. Wow, Mafia Wars with Tom Welling.
Speaker 2: She's the third billing. She is is. She filmed in Italy.
Speaker 2: She was so excited. Her daughter Porscha made it into
Speaker 2: the film because they thought she was so cute on
Speaker 2: set that they used her as Tom Welling's niece. So
Speaker 2: she's in it as well, her daughter Portia. I'm tremendous,
Speaker 2: super excited for her. Google it. It's called Mafia Wars.
Speaker 2: And yeah, no, I mean the last film she had
Speaker 2: very few lines and it was a very minor role.
Speaker 2: She's a she's a major character in this film. She's
Speaker 2: she got interviewed by Extra and some a lot of
Speaker 2: the media outlets and stuff like that with Tom. It's amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I should do a podcast with her, So I'm really
Speaker 2: excited for her. My podcast partner and friend, longtime friends
Speaker 2: share share Concenza. You didn't get this excited when I
Speaker 2: told you had a new met song coming out. Wow,
Speaker 2: Well this is pretty big, Brody, This is this, No,
Speaker 2: this is a real deal. This is like our friend
Speaker 2: is in a big movie. This is not a friend
Speaker 2: is a fucking movie star. Yeah, this is amazing. Share
Speaker 2: c H E R. Casenza you can google her c
Speaker 2: O S S E n z A and congratulations on
Speaker 2: the release of Mafia Wars. You know, I don't know
Speaker 2: where it's going to go from here, but you know.
Speaker 3: Now, how did how did share Cozenza, who has a
Speaker 3: kid named Enzo get into a movie about the Mafia?
Speaker 2: You have no clue. I think at one point in
Speaker 2: the poster for the film, she's carrying an ak as
Speaker 2: a nun dressed as a nun because she's in disguise.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, you gotta bro No, Brody, google it.
Speaker 2: You gotta see it. I'm not even kidding anyway. While
Speaker 2: you're pulling that, I'm going to say I have a
Speaker 2: real problemedia. Mafia Wars is a DEFUNCTUM multiplayer social network game.
Speaker 2: No no, no, Mafia Wars film, Mafia Worst Film film.
Speaker 2: Oh this is actually the game. Mafia Wars is awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't really know that.
Speaker 3: Hey, is this a movie that she made a couple
Speaker 3: of years ago. I remember her saying she was going
Speaker 3: to be making it.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, finally Alatics finally out tomorrow. Oh yeah, here
Speaker 2: it is. Look at that she's in the trailer and
Speaker 2: everything kind of wild. That's true.
Speaker 3: Our next con gets released early from prison, only to
Speaker 3: be forced into an undercover unit of six men, and
Speaker 3: on his first day the other five are killed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tom Welling great, Oh Tom Welling is a real deal? Active?
Speaker 2: This is is in the trailer. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my friend's here. Yeah, I think I think I'm going
Speaker 2: to support her by buying the buying the movie on
Speaker 2: demand and watching it. I have to How do I not? Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'll do that. Yeah, definitely do it. Brodie
Speaker 2: should really, well, she should really give you a log
Speaker 2: in for that. Let's let's let's shore our support, let's
Speaker 2: pay pay. Yes, absolutely, And it's actually a movie that
Speaker 2: I want to see. It's Mafia Wars. It takes place
Speaker 2: in Italy. All right, who's more Italian than you? I
Speaker 2: have a problem, don't you? Always me of you? This sucks.
Speaker 2: I want to do this without saying names. But I
Speaker 2: went out with Robin and I went out with a
Speaker 2: couple last week. We went out to dinner. We had
Speaker 2: a great time. She uh. They left. They have two kids,
Speaker 2: younger kids, and the whole plan was predicated on the
Speaker 2: fact that we hadn't seen each other in so long.
Speaker 2: And finally the grandparents were coming over to watch the kids,
Speaker 2: and this was their chance. Oh terrific to uh to
Speaker 2: go out and have dinner. So Robin and I we
Speaker 2: planned a dinner, the four of us, and we were
Speaker 2: gonna go out to dinner followed by a bar after shoot.
Speaker 2: The ship hang out like old times ship the shoot
Speaker 2: loving it. Halfway through dinner, one of the kids can't shoot.
Speaker 2: He's a little there's the sniffles and he can't sit. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, you get on the phone. So what is
Speaker 2: he doing? He blows up my boy's phone, and he
Speaker 2: blows up her phone. The kids. The kids starts calling
Speaker 2: back and forth and like them until the mom finally
Speaker 2: answers the phones. I got to take the call the
Speaker 2: kids and the kid. No, the kid called the kids
Speaker 2: old enough, hold on, yeah right, so he finally so, so, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: you can't sleep. Oh I know, yeah, yeah, I know
Speaker 2: you're feeling sick. Oh that's okay, all right. And I
Speaker 2: knew what was coming as soon as we were done
Speaker 2: with dinner. The wife was like, yeah, we better get back.
Speaker 2: It's it's for the best. We're gonna go back to
Speaker 2: her and me and Robin are sitting They're like, what
Speaker 2: Robin and I, Robin and me? What about the We're
Speaker 2: gonna go to this great bar and and and the
Speaker 2: husband was like, Thot, we're gonna go to the Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that's yeah. We how far I live from you? Well
Speaker 2: we met halfway. We met at a restaurant halfway and
Speaker 2: uh so they went home, they went home, and they
Speaker 2: cut the night short.
Speaker 3: Well, here's what I would have done. Yeah, here's what
Speaker 3: I would have done. Hold on, I'm with you. I'd
Speaker 3: be very upset. I would have been a prick. I
Speaker 3: would have said to the couple, I'm gonna call the
Speaker 3: husband Steve, just for hell of it. You know what,
Speaker 3: I totally understand. You have to go home, take care
Speaker 3: of the kid. Steve's gonna hang out with us and
Speaker 3: we'll bring him home later. A right, Steve, that both
Speaker 3: parents don't need to go home.
Speaker 2: That's a dick move.
Speaker 3: Well, a dick move is canceling on plans with a
Speaker 3: couple you haven't seen in a while.
Speaker 2: Now is he your friend or is she your friend?
Speaker 2: He's your friend? Right?
Speaker 3: So she She's like, oh yeah, but yeah, what if
Speaker 3: she had the babe. What if she told the grandparents
Speaker 3: if I text you have the kid, call.
Speaker 2: Means having a terrible time at dinner of the kid.
Speaker 2: What if the kids have actually called. What if it
Speaker 2: was the grandparents going, so you want to come home now?
Speaker 2: So I do not sleep? And Mike, mikey, I brought
Speaker 2: this to the Big show and after joking with me
Speaker 2: that that that could have been the case that you
Speaker 2: just mentioned a podcast, they started railing on me, especially Danielle, saying,
Speaker 2: you don't know what it's like because you don't have kids.
Speaker 2: How old is the kid? It's like eight or nine.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, fuck that. How soft are we now?
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I've understand if the kid falls and
Speaker 2: has to go to the hospital, I get it, you
Speaker 2: end your night. But it was like the kid couldn't
Speaker 2: sleep and he was a little under the weather. Fuck that.
Speaker 4: Fuck that, But you don't understand, scary. You're not a parent,
Speaker 4: and this is exactly you know, You're just selfish And
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, that's the kid being selfish, and that
Speaker 4: is in my opinion, bad parenting, or you know, the
Speaker 4: grandparents can't handle this shit, or what the fuck is
Speaker 4: going on here?
Speaker 2: You're allowing this? This is the one that the whole
Speaker 2: purpose of tonight was that it was gonna be your
Speaker 2: one night to hang out and hang out and have
Speaker 2: some drinks and have a full night. I was angry. Well,
Speaker 2: the whole show turned against me, but I'll have him go.
Speaker 2: Who has no kids turned against No, No, she was
Speaker 2: on my side. Everyone else I figured it. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 2: of the text messages who were fucking parents with kids
Speaker 2: agreed with me, saying Nope, scary is right unless my
Speaker 2: kids losing an arm, I'm not going home, or yeah,
Speaker 2: look what's going on with this generation people? While he's
Speaker 2: so fucking soft, but it's not a generational thing. It's
Speaker 2: though those particular parents don't represent all parents, most parents.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's it's terrible what's happening now? Again, there
Speaker 2: are people listening to this podcast that are gonna disagree
Speaker 2: with me vehemently. I mean, and take the side of all,
Speaker 2: but they you know what the kid is thinking. You
Speaker 2: gotta you gotta go cut the nights short. It's all
Speaker 2: once you get kids. It's it's all about them and
Speaker 2: not you. It's not about anyone else except for the kids.
Speaker 2: You live for your kids, and I understand that to
Speaker 2: an extent.
Speaker 3: Here's here's how I would have handled it, and I'll
Speaker 3: tell how my wife would have handled it. I would
Speaker 3: have said, because as a kid, if I pulled that
Speaker 3: ship with my parents when I was at my.
Speaker 2: Grandfon right, that's where I was gonna go next.
Speaker 3: Get First of all, First of all, my grandfather wouldn't
Speaker 3: have let me use the phone.
Speaker 2: They were on cell phones back then. He would not
Speaker 2: have let me used the phone.
Speaker 3: He would have pretended to call my parents and pretended
Speaker 3: to have a conversation and then told me your parents
Speaker 3: said that you know whatever.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: He would not have even my parents, my grandparents would
Speaker 3: not have been part of it.
Speaker 2: They would have just lied to me.
Speaker 3: If I got my parents on the phone, my mother
Speaker 3: my father would definitely tell me to go to hell
Speaker 3: to sleep. My mother would would have told me, And
Speaker 3: this is what I would do, because is what my
Speaker 3: my parents would have done. Go to sleep, Okay, lay
Speaker 3: in bed, close your eyes, and if you're sleeping when
Speaker 3: we come home, we'll wake you up and we'll give
Speaker 3: you a little tea and we'll play cards or stuff.
Speaker 3: We'll do something, and then the next morning I wouldn't
Speaker 3: remember anyway, right the thing, get the kid to go
Speaker 3: to sleep, Just lay in bed, close your eyes, and
Speaker 3: we'll be on our way home.
Speaker 2: But it's gonna take a couple hours. We went far,
Speaker 2: but we're on our way, and then it's it. The
Speaker 2: kid will fall asleep, lie that you'll outlet. Your lie
Speaker 2: will outlast the kid being awake.
Speaker 3: You know where the term grandparents comes from from the
Speaker 3: word parents, because in order to be grandparents, in most cases,
Speaker 3: you had to be a parent. They should know how
Speaker 3: to lie to the kid and get the kid to
Speaker 3: go to bed right exactly. I spoke to your mother
Speaker 3: on the phone. She said, if you go to bed now. Look,
Speaker 3: if the kid is sick as the stomach ache, give
Speaker 3: them some tea, give him some asspen whatever. But if
Speaker 3: the kids just like my mommy and my mommy, you say,
Speaker 3: you know what, your mom's having a good time. She said,
Speaker 3: she's on her way home in about an hour, but
Speaker 3: she wants you to go to sleep and she'll wake
Speaker 3: you up when she gets home, and she'll give you
Speaker 3: a kiss. On the head and the kids, Mom's gonna
Speaker 3: wake me up when I get home.
Speaker 2: I never understand how the parents, parents would just koutout
Speaker 2: to their kids, their parents out there that would have
Speaker 2: reacted and done the same thing and just gone home
Speaker 2: the kid has a fever. I never I'm just taking
Speaker 2: it back to the way I would have been treated.
Speaker 2: There were times I was with my grand My grandparents
Speaker 2: were like, I don't want to fucking be in at
Speaker 2: Millie's house, think Grandma, and I don't want to sleep.
Speaker 2: Oh no, and my parents and you talk cracked me
Speaker 2: across the face. Go to bed. That's the But I'm
Speaker 2: telling you, we're too fucking soft.
Speaker 3: How did these parents. I don't just say these parents
Speaker 3: are too soft. I don't know about all parents. I
Speaker 3: know lots of parents that are tough. My friend Jeff
Speaker 3: Wild tell his kid to go out himself. So it's
Speaker 3: not all people that being said. That being said, they
Speaker 3: shouldn't have gone out if they were worried they might
Speaker 3: have to go home if the kid was crying complaining
Speaker 3: when they when they went out, the kid was the
Speaker 3: same sick as when he called right correct, he didn't
Speaker 3: get sicker.
Speaker 2: Is the wife wanted to go home. She saw you
Speaker 2: were a gavone.
Speaker 3: No, no, she's like, oh, scary just cost me one
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty dollars for dinner.
Speaker 2: Because he's drinking and she was she drinking. He could
Speaker 2: say that she was drinking. She drinking. She was drinking,
Speaker 2: drinking more. You and Robin are them? No, No, we equal.
Speaker 2: We did round for round. We did a couple of
Speaker 2: rounds of drinks. That was it. It was nothing. You
Speaker 2: ran up the table. We're gonna go to some club
Speaker 2: after this. There was no club. We said. It wasn't
Speaker 2: a club. It was a bar.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you're going to a bar probably, figure, you
Speaker 3: know what. Look, I'm gonna get home to the kids.
Speaker 3: Given the choice between scary and some woman is dating
Speaker 3: just sucks.
Speaker 2: Man. I just I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Did your friend did your friend ever question his wife?
Speaker 3: Did your friend ever say.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the sure, honey, that's the other thing. That's
Speaker 2: not my fight to fight. I can't get it that,
Speaker 2: but but you know what that was me in that marriage.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: No he didn't. She said we're going home, and he went, okay. No,
Speaker 2: he was simple. He's simple. He's a simple. He just
Speaker 2: I'm like, I can't believe it. What have what has
Speaker 2: become of you? Now? I didn't want them to get
Speaker 2: into a fight over it, but he's just yes, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, okay, dear, all right, dear, we're gonna go
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 3: He should have said, look, you don't want to embarrass
Speaker 3: your wife put her on the spot.
Speaker 2: But I don't know I would.
Speaker 3: I would have been like, yeah, at least question he goes,
Speaker 3: is he is he in pain?
Speaker 2: Or is he just like anyway? Robin and I like
Speaker 2: looked at each other, like, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 2: You and Rob looked at each other and went, this
Speaker 2: is why we don't have kids. This is exactly why
Speaker 2: we don't have kid. You made the face. We looked
Speaker 2: at each other went out, You're like kids. We are
Speaker 2: just we are right, We're doing the We're on the
Speaker 2: right path. It's the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell you this, back to that conversation we
Speaker 3: just ended. Yea, I will tell you that I would
Speaker 3: have been like to my wife, Oh, we're going out,
Speaker 3: let's go out. What are you talking about? He'll be
Speaker 3: fine with the grandparents. I think my wife would have
Speaker 3: leaned towards going home. She would have leaned. I think
Speaker 3: she would have leaned.
Speaker 2: But also I got a bounce with you. It's why
Speaker 2: my kids like her more, because she's one of the
Speaker 2: many reasons. She'll give it, she'll give it. No, I
Speaker 2: think she would have been like, you know what, I
Speaker 2: feel bad for them. What's another hour and a half.
Speaker 2: We were going to end up at a bar, and
Speaker 2: we were gonna end up having another drink, a drink
Speaker 2: or two and call it a night. We weren't going
Speaker 2: to have an incredibly late night.
Speaker 3: In retrospect in my life, Okay, I can't speak for
Speaker 3: the parents. When you first started the conversation, I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: fuck that right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But if I'm making a choice as the mother in
Speaker 3: this situation only because she made the choice, could have
Speaker 3: been the father.
Speaker 2: But if I'm making the choice long term between.
Speaker 3: Going out with a couple I don't really know, yeah,
Speaker 3: or going home to the kid that might remember forever
Speaker 3: that I gave up my plans and care more about
Speaker 3: my kids and they would be nicer to me the
Speaker 3: rest of my life, I might go home to Okay,
Speaker 3: I might go because you know what, because now if
Speaker 3: I had done in that situation, right, and I went
Speaker 3: home For the rest of their lives. I could say,
Speaker 3: remember that night I came home, don't have it. Tell
Speaker 3: me I don't care about you. I gave up plans
Speaker 3: with Scary and Robin to come home because you had
Speaker 3: a tummy eights, So you would file that I always
Speaker 3: put you first.
Speaker 2: You file that for a later date.
Speaker 3: All yeah, But I think in retrospect, if my kids
Speaker 3: thought I put them first, I'd be better off.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I think.
Speaker 3: Maybe she made that call. Mothers are smart. Mothers know
Speaker 3: they're going to look bad in a situation. Maybe, but
Speaker 3: in the long run, their kids are gonna worship them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then she's never gonna see you again. So I
Speaker 3: now that I rethink my answer. The smarter me has
Speaker 3: learned from mistakes and would have gone home.
Speaker 2: Look at you learn from your own mistakes. I would have.
Speaker 3: Gotten on the phone with the kids said, you know what,
Speaker 3: your mom's not sure if she wants to come home.
Speaker 2: I'm putting my foot down and will be right now.
Speaker 2: I love you. Wow, Brody, you never admit you're wrong,
Speaker 2: and you you, an earlier version of yourself, would have
Speaker 2: been wrong. I didn't say I was wrong, Younger Brody,
Speaker 2: Young Brody would be wrong. Nope, I didn't say it
Speaker 2: was wrong.
Speaker 3: What I said was my kids right might have taken
Speaker 3: it differently long term, Okay, all right. Therefore, knowing my
Speaker 3: audience I would have made a different decision doesn't mean
Speaker 3: I think I was I was wrong.
Speaker 2: Listen, I know we have a few more minutes left
Speaker 2: here before we go, but yeah, I feel like this
Speaker 2: might as well just end this pod cast with a
Speaker 2: therapy session for scary from being a being kicked around
Speaker 2: by the people on the Big Show, because that was
Speaker 2: the first they railed on me for that. But Brody,
Speaker 2: there's something else that got to me this week that
Speaker 2: I don't know again. Why hopefully you'll side with me
Speaker 2: on this is you know, we were at an event.
Speaker 2: We were at a dinner recently. We went to the
Speaker 2: Cookies for Kids Cancer, the Chefs for Kids Cancer, A
Speaker 2: bunch of chefs cooked for everybody in the room. One
Speaker 2: of my one of my favorite events that we used
Speaker 2: to go to. You've been and there were people in
Speaker 2: the room. There were celebrities like Robert Kraft, the owner
Speaker 2: of the Patriots the did you give him massage? What
Speaker 2: a happy ending. It was a rare sighting of mister
Speaker 2: Craft and Paul Rudd and man and uh and he
Speaker 2: was talking to another in the building. The other guy,
Speaker 2: who was Bobby conn of Olly Avli was they saw
Speaker 2: the pictures. That's how I and Jason Biggs from American
Speaker 2: Pie and others others. So they were there, so I said,
Speaker 2: fuck it, I'm gonna run the table and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get pictures with all of them. Because it was a
Speaker 2: cocktail hour setting, people just hanging around talking to each other.
Speaker 2: So I approached each one one by one, Well, people
Speaker 2: are on the big show. You got nice pictures, Gandhi Danielle.
Speaker 2: They were creeping on me, taking video of me trying
Speaker 2: to get pictures with these celebrities. They're making fun of
Speaker 2: me in essence, saying what are you doing that for?
Speaker 2: What are you going to get pictures? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: it's so embarrassing, scary. What are you doing that for?
Speaker 2: The And then I pointed out to them, in thirty
Speaker 2: years of doing what we do, lots of people have
Speaker 2: come up to want to take pictures with us. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, so people come up, so are you
Speaker 2: trying to say that? First of all, a that those
Speaker 2: people who want to take pictures with us are foolish
Speaker 2: or it's idiotic, or it's embarrassing, or it's terrible. And secondly,
Speaker 2: if they want to take pictures with us, we don't.
Speaker 2: How do we feel when they say that? We feel good?
Speaker 2: We feel good. We don't say we don't in our
Speaker 2: own minds say oh my god, I got to take
Speaker 2: a picture with this person. Never ever, ever, ever, whenever
Speaker 2: someone approaches me and wants to take a picture, and
Speaker 2: I could speak, and I could speak the same for
Speaker 2: everyone on our show. We love it when people approach
Speaker 2: us and say they want to take a picture with us.
Speaker 2: We're respectful, we're cordial, we have some conversation, and we
Speaker 2: take a picture happily, and we don't think anything of it.
Speaker 2: So why would then Paul Rudd or Jason Biggs think
Speaker 2: any different of me going up to them asking for
Speaker 2: a picture. They should be I think they would be like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're flattered, you know, okay, they would It would be
Speaker 2: expected that I would ask for a picture. They wouldn't
Speaker 2: take anything less of me. They don't think I'm I'm
Speaker 2: invading this. So we don't think those things of others.
Speaker 2: So why would they think that of us? Now you're
Speaker 2: the guy who went up to Seinfeld, didn't you ask
Speaker 2: for a picture? Well, Jerry Seinfeld was having a conversation
Speaker 2: with Steve Martin, and I'm like, yes, this would be
Speaker 2: a guest only murders of the building. Yeah, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: that would be amazing to get into between these two
Speaker 2: guys and get a fucking iconic picture. That would be
Speaker 2: the picture of this chnic picture, all time, all time comedy.
Speaker 2: To get the both of these guys and be in
Speaker 2: the middle. And Steve Martin was ready to do the picture,
Speaker 2: and then Sidefeld was the one. Yeah maybe not. That's okay.
Speaker 2: Isn't it better? Isn't it better just to talk with
Speaker 2: us and have a conversation. And like he fucking talked
Speaker 2: me out of taking a picture with him, making me
Speaker 2: feel stupid. I have said, how about you, Steve, can
Speaker 2: we get a picture without Jerry? I would have taken
Speaker 2: a picture of Steve. Steve probably would have went for
Speaker 2: it too, because he's that kind of huge. But I
Speaker 2: don't think there's anything wrong. Listen, But is it wrong?
Speaker 2: I mean, first of all, I think first of all
Speaker 2: the other thing I wanted to say, was anybody anybody
Speaker 2: listening to this podcast are slices if they were in
Speaker 2: that room, and then that's it with us with us, No, No,
Speaker 2: they would also want to go. They would also want
Speaker 2: to take pictures with these people or you or me
Speaker 2: or not, but we would. My point is, if you're
Speaker 2: in a room with Paul Rudd and Jason Biggs and
Speaker 2: and Robert Kraft is just hilarious. Actually, Robert Kraft's fun.
Speaker 3: Hilarious, Hils, listen if you wanted. If Paula didn't want
Speaker 3: to get a picture. Let's say Paul Rodg was like, listen,
Speaker 3: I'm I'm at a charity event, I'm dressed up, I'm
Speaker 3: having a conversation. It's not really an appropriate time. Then
Speaker 3: it's they could just say, you know what, give me
Speaker 3: a few minutes, or I'm really not in the frame
Speaker 3: of mind, but thank you very much. I'm flattered he
Speaker 3: could do that. But I see the picture he took.
Speaker 2: You always like ay wi. Yeah. And plus I'm not
Speaker 2: I'm not approaching him at a funeral. This isn't like
Speaker 2: a he's not sitting down having dinner with his family.
Speaker 2: This isn't I've probably.
Speaker 3: Gotten turned down for a picture by a celebrity to
Speaker 3: celebrities once at the same time. Who's at so? So
Speaker 3: I was with you. We were at a it was
Speaker 3: twenty fifteen. I think we were at a Mets World series
Speaker 3: game or a playoff game. Yeah, and Bill Maher and
Speaker 3: Michael Moore, the director, were sitting behind us. We had
Speaker 3: we had better seats than them. And Bill Maher is
Speaker 3: a was a minor owner in the Mets before they sold,
Speaker 3: and Michael Moore is as a good friend is so.
Speaker 3: I used to write for Bill Maher on one of
Speaker 3: his shows many many years ago, freelance. But he called
Speaker 3: my house to thank me for writing for him, Like
Speaker 3: I had a little bit of a relationship. My cousin
Speaker 3: worked him for many years. So I went up to
Speaker 3: my said hello, I said, he used to be a
Speaker 3: writer for you back on this old show you did whatever?
Speaker 3: Oh great, yeah, yeah, I said hello to Michael. I
Speaker 3: told him I was a fan of some of his
Speaker 3: work whatever.
Speaker 2: And then I was.
Speaker 3: Walking away and I turned around, I go, can we
Speaker 3: get a quick picture? And they were like, eh, wow. Now,
Speaker 3: in fairness, no offense to them. Michael Moore always looks
Speaker 3: like crap, So I can't say it was him, but
Speaker 3: Bill Maher wasn't like Bill Maher didn't look like dressed up,
Speaker 3: his hair wasn't done. He was sort of leveled like
Speaker 3: he was in a Mets game, you know, like maybe
Speaker 3: he didn't want to take a picture because he wasn't
Speaker 3: in picture mode. We've been there, I've been I've been
Speaker 3: like I've been out at different things where I feel like,
Speaker 3: I hope nobody asked me for a picture because I
Speaker 3: don't feel picturish. I don't feel picture worthy right now,
Speaker 3: so I get it. But they did say no, and
Speaker 3: I felt really bad because I was like, it would
Speaker 3: have been nice in a Mets game to get a
Speaker 3: picture what.
Speaker 2: A guy used to write for and another guy you
Speaker 2: like it. It was a you know, good picture.
Speaker 3: But other than that, celebrities, I've been turned down for parodies,
Speaker 3: you know that, artists that would not do a parody
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 2: Well, so I guess, I guess I'm wondering you had
Speaker 2: every right, you had every right to go. Am I
Speaker 2: second guessing myself in thinking that, oh shit, maybe this
Speaker 2: is embarrassing. Maybe I embarrassed the people on the Morning
Speaker 2: Show because I had a function with them and we're
Speaker 2: no listen.
Speaker 3: You know I love Danielle, love her, love Danielle. But
Speaker 3: if David Beckham was at that event, she'd be on
Speaker 3: him like white on Rice.
Speaker 2: That's very true. Oh I know that, Spenny. You're listening
Speaker 2: right now. You know that mom would absolutely not hold
Speaker 2: back if if if David Beckham.
Speaker 3: Was the home and say, hey, Spencer, just want to
Speaker 3: let you know I had a chance to meet David Beckham,
Speaker 3: but I didn't think it was right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't the right to go up to him.
Speaker 2: Wasn't the right place. Come on, we know that's bullshit.
Speaker 3: Right, It's right, it's right if one of her favorite people. Now, look,
Speaker 3: you are not a Pole Rudd fan. You are not
Speaker 3: a Jason Biggs fan, necessarily. You sure as hell are
Speaker 3: a Robert Craft fan.
Speaker 2: Certainly not a Robert Kraft fan. Right, But again there's
Speaker 2: comedy and taking a picture of it. What am I?
Speaker 2: What am I ever going to see Robert Kraft, who
Speaker 2: was so random that he just appeared in the room, like,
Speaker 2: fucking Robert Kraft is here. I gotta get a picture of.
Speaker 3: The New England Patriots, who also, by the way, was
Speaker 3: involved in a scandal because he was going to uh,
Speaker 3: massage Pauler's in Florida on game days?
Speaker 2: On game days? Didn't he fly?
Speaker 3: Didn't he fly to Florida once for a hand job
Speaker 3: at a and then flew back to New England or something?
Speaker 2: For you? Yeah, Sarah Fox get well, yeah, so I
Speaker 2: see where you're going with that. But both sort of
Speaker 2: like a thing. I guess, well, if Gandhi, if Jason
Speaker 2: Momoa and was in the room and hanging out having
Speaker 2: a Ghandi would be absolutely Gandhi would have been like,
Speaker 2: oh Jason, I love you. Can I get a picture now?
Speaker 2: Gandhi wouldn't have gone to all twelve celebrities like you did,
Speaker 2: So I have to preface what I'm saying you.
Speaker 3: Went to all of them. Of course I probably would
Speaker 3: have gone. Would I definitely would have wanted to picture
Speaker 3: Paul Rudd?
Speaker 2: Definitely. Yes.
Speaker 3: I can't ab a craft because I'm a Jets fan
Speaker 3: and I hate I hate the Patriots, right, But I
Speaker 3: don't think I would have bothered Jason Biggs necessarily who
Speaker 3: else was there?
Speaker 1: But I love him.
Speaker 2: I loved him an American pie? Oh you love he
Speaker 2: put his penis in a pie.
Speaker 3: Come on, name something Jason Biggs has done since then,
Speaker 3: he's done some great movies.
Speaker 2: What has he done? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I would get a picture of Paul Rudd, you know why.
Speaker 3: Because he's fucking ant man, That's why. And I'm a
Speaker 3: big MCU fan. He's ant man, That's why i'd get
Speaker 3: a picture of him. And I love him and only
Speaker 3: Murders of the Building. So I would get a picture
Speaker 3: of Paul. And Bobby was in that film with him?
Speaker 2: Mhm what film? And man, oh no, no he was not.
Speaker 3: He was Bobby kind of Olly is a great actor.
Speaker 3: I might get a picture of Bobby kind of Ollie
Speaker 3: because he's a great actor. Always plays a gangster really well, listen,
Speaker 3: he's really he's really talented. But I would have skipped
Speaker 3: Jason Biggs unless unless you were like Brody, let's get it,
Speaker 3: Brooklyn boys, Jason Bigs picture, I would like.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I don't know answer this question.
Speaker 3: Honestly, though, scary a picture with Paul Rudd or the
Speaker 3: Jar Gourmet cookies If you had to choose one.
Speaker 2: The Jar Gourmet cookies. Look on the scariest picture on
Speaker 2: Instagram with the Jar cookies. Oh man, those cookies are
Speaker 2: so damn good boys, Boys,