WEBVTT - #312:  Farts & Friends

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up Up, Start Up. Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys,

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<v Speaker 1>start Up Up. They making noise Dot Up, start Up Up.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode three twelve. It's a Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, huh twelve.

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<v Speaker 3>The twelve the uniform number of Francisco Lindora shortstop for

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<v Speaker 3>the Mets. If you're a Mets fan, do you love

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<v Speaker 3>him this week carrying fan? You hate him this week?

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<v Speaker 2>The entire team on his back. If you're from Philly,

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<v Speaker 2>you hate back. You hate that man. If you're from Philly,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody else man the prize.

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<v Speaker 3>Shout out to the people using AI to make mister

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<v Speaker 3>met or Grimace strangling the Philly Fanatic.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh animation, Yeah, I love that man. Now. I happen

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<v Speaker 2>to like the.

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<v Speaker 3>Philly Fanatic, one of the greatest mascots in baseball, And

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<v Speaker 3>we got to meet him at some event jingle ball

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<v Speaker 3>maybe he was that, and he gave me his phone number.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, anytime you need anything, let me know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was like, what if any Phillies the playoff tickets?

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, what have you know? My God? All I

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<v Speaker 2>could tell you is we did it for now. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean listen to where the Mets did it. But no,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean listen as far as I'm concerned. And I

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<v Speaker 2>know some of you guys don't like sports and others

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to be a twenty seconds. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 2>just let us let us have our moment for a second.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say this. The Mets, Uh, they're playing

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<v Speaker 2>with house money at this point. Didn't expect him to

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<v Speaker 2>come this far. You know. It was that that June

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<v Speaker 2>game when Grimmace threw out the first pitch. We entered

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<v Speaker 2>our Grimace era and uh we went best record and

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<v Speaker 2>base best record that day, best record in baseball since

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<v Speaker 2>that day. And we were like close to the bottom,

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<v Speaker 2>and we were we were going to be sellers at

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<v Speaker 2>the trade deadline. Started from the bottom. Now we're here.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we're here. So and I gotta tell you of

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<v Speaker 2>all the remaining teams and as we entered the National

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<v Speaker 2>League Championship Series, that's where we're at. Well, you to

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<v Speaker 2>this podcast. I don't know when you listen to it.

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<v Speaker 2>The Mets. I don't see any of the team that

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<v Speaker 2>wants it more than the Mets. The Mets, we don't know, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean no, but they're playing hungry and they're fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Even as a Yankee fan, my Yankee fan friends is said,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta be honest. Your Mets they're fun to watch

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<v Speaker 2>right now? Fun to watch? Yeah, last thing on baseball.

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<v Speaker 3>I wrote a song in two thousand and six called

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<v Speaker 3>and We Say Let's Go Mets. It was a rewrite

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<v Speaker 3>of a song by Lucas Pratta, who had some big

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<v Speaker 3>hits in Miami and New York and some of the

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<v Speaker 3>bigger cities. It was a dance hit, pop dance hit,

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<v Speaker 3>and he wrote he recorded the song for me in

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand and six. Uh, his song is called and

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<v Speaker 3>she said, and I changed it to end we say

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<v Speaker 3>Let's Go. It was a fairly big hit. The Mets

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<v Speaker 3>played it at the stadium when you'd call Shay Stadium.

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<v Speaker 3>That was the on hold music. I mean, they sold

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<v Speaker 3>CDs at the stadium for me, like it was tremendous.

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<v Speaker 3>So when they made the playoffs, you know seven.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, we're over twenty seconds, but keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, well, now we're talking about my song. That's okay, Now,

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<v Speaker 2>that's about my song.

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<v Speaker 3>I rewrote it in two thousand and seven, and they

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<v Speaker 3>choked and lost, even though they were close to way.

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<v Speaker 3>I rewrote the song again in two thousand and eight

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<v Speaker 3>and they choked at the end and didn't make the playoffs,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I rewrote the song again in twenty fifteen

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<v Speaker 3>when I went to the World Series. Then I rewrote

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<v Speaker 3>the song in twenty sixteen they lost a wild card,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I wrote We wrote the song in twenty

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<v Speaker 3>twenty two when they made the playoffs, and then last

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<v Speaker 3>year I didn't have to write any songs because you know,

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<v Speaker 3>they sucked.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>This year, all of a sudden, they start winning PLAFF games.

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<v Speaker 3>So people who know the song, like you guys, you

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<v Speaker 3>can do an update again. You're gonna do an update again. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we recorded it, Oh you did, we recorded it? What's today?

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<v Speaker 3>We're recording this on third We recorded it on yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>yesterday afternoon. Right, but Grimace and the lyrics very exciting,

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<v Speaker 3>awesome and it should drop today. So after you hear

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<v Speaker 3>this podcast, look at my social media, you should say.

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<v Speaker 3>And we said, let's go Matt's twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a stiff competition because that OMG song seems to

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<v Speaker 2>be taking over everything. That's why that's why I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>write the song, figuring they're not going to have any

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<v Speaker 2>room for it. But here's what I did. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>our radio station's one hundred New York played the pit

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<v Speaker 2>Bull remix. Pit Bull came in and remixed it and

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<v Speaker 2>now it's oh my God. And as a player from

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<v Speaker 2>the Mets singing the song Iglesias, So I mean, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>did I say Jorge Jose, Jose Jose, the other Hispanic

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<v Speaker 2>name you can remember. Did I says I thought you

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<v Speaker 2>did it? I could be wrong either way. I did

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<v Speaker 2>I say that. I think I did say it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, for the record, I put Jose Glacias. I put

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<v Speaker 3>the OMG song and Candalita in the lyrics to our

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<v Speaker 3>song to pay homage to him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, to pay homage.

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<v Speaker 3>It's homage or homage. Yeah, it's not homage that much,

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<v Speaker 3>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>And I and Barstool Philly issued this. This is this

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<v Speaker 2>is awful, and this is why I could see why

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<v Speaker 2>Philly fans are banging their heads extra hard this morning today.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, and then we'll move on from being a

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<v Speaker 2>Philly fan. In the last twenty four months, Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty twenty two, Phillies blow the World Series after a

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<v Speaker 2>two to one lead in the series. Twenty twenty three

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<v Speaker 2>Eagles blow second half lead in the Super Bowl. Sixers

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<v Speaker 2>blow Game six and seven, lose to the Celtics. Phillies

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<v Speaker 2>blow game six and seven in the NLCS, Eagles start

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<v Speaker 2>ten and one and then crash and burn in twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four, and then um, twenty twenty three, they start

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<v Speaker 2>ten and one and then they crash and burn. And

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<v Speaker 2>in twenty twenty four the Sixers loose to the Knicks

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<v Speaker 2>in the first round. And here we are the latest.

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<v Speaker 2>The Phillies loose to the Mets in the National League

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<v Speaker 2>Division Series.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, by the way, the Eagles may have crashed

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<v Speaker 3>and burned at the beginning of twenty twenty four because

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<v Speaker 3>the season overlaps the year.

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<v Speaker 2>I apologize. Listen the Eagle. The Eagles won a Super

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<v Speaker 2>Bowl a few years ago. Yeah they did. Yeah, they did.

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<v Speaker 2>So at least you got that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a Jets fan, they have one since nineteen sixty nine,

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<v Speaker 3>and you're a big Giants fan.

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<v Speaker 2>And then now they got Aaron Rodgers. So the Jets

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<v Speaker 2>is a stall wide receiver. Your Giants fan, who's the

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<v Speaker 2>new star wide receiver rookie? No, no, what we're talking about,

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<v Speaker 2>your your allowsy Jets and Aaron Rodger. Years after coming

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<v Speaker 2>back front, he had a four play season where he

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<v Speaker 2>was gone in the first ten, gone in sixty seconds,

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<v Speaker 2>and now here he's back. What are they? Two? And

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<v Speaker 2>the two and four? What are they wait to tell me? What?

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 2>What is three? The jets of two and three?

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<v Speaker 3>So you were very adamant that you don't need to

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<v Speaker 3>know the quarterback of Rutgers because you were a Rutgers shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna let you slide on that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all you have to do is tell me who

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<v Speaker 3>their number one draft pick was, who's turning out to

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<v Speaker 3>be a superstar wide receiver for them?

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<v Speaker 2>Meli neighbors, neighbors, neighbors, Malik, Oh, very good. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>you can call him or hey, you're a dick anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. Yeah, he's better than Ben than Daniel Jones.

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<v Speaker 2>See Daniel Jones is not the answer that he's the quarterback.

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<v Speaker 2>I got, I got. Okay, we should move on. We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna move moving on, moving on, by the way, moving on.

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<v Speaker 2>Rody a very very scared. Seconds before we started this podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw no, no, somebody sent me this. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>they did this behind my back. Today at the radio stage,

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<v Speaker 2>they they issued a compilation called the Best of Scary

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<v Speaker 2>and it's literally a compilation of me on video right here? Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>just compilation of me, you know, my best quotes, my

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<v Speaker 2>funniest lines, my me falling asleep, but the wheel meet

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<v Speaker 2>me going crazy because the radio station was going off

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<v Speaker 2>the air. Now, Brody, hold on a second, what a

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<v Speaker 2>Scary Jones retrospective? Well it scared me because I'm like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>is there something I should know here? Like when do

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<v Speaker 2>they usually make compilation videos like that? When your dead

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<v Speaker 2>are about to be fired? Exactly? So I'm like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>to what do I owe this honor that you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Just you guys, just you mean you randomly made this

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<v Speaker 2>compilation video because it took some time for them to

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<v Speaker 2>do this. Sure, this is like, uh, it's like, Scary's great.

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<v Speaker 2>They weren't supposed to release it. Maybe.

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<v Speaker 3>You know when they film biographies for people and then

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<v Speaker 3>as soon as they die, it's ready, very like Ethel

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<v Speaker 3>Kennedy died today, the matriarch of the Kennedy family. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and they already have bios, biopics and footage and everything

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<v Speaker 3>ready to go, because at ninety six, they're like, you

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<v Speaker 3>canna die any moment.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they made that.

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<v Speaker 3>Up for you, And and they got released too soon okay,

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<v Speaker 3>they were just getting it ready in case you were.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, please don't gill you know what. No, you're

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<v Speaker 2>in good shape. Now, yeah you would, you would think,

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<v Speaker 2>but who knows. I'm going to By the way, if

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<v Speaker 2>I tuck on brag a little bit about shape, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna knock on knock on wood. Thank you. What are

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<v Speaker 2>you gonna say? I just crossed another ten tier in

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<v Speaker 2>the weight category. Ten?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's another ten digit. The second digit. No, the

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<v Speaker 3>second digit in my weight is now one less than

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<v Speaker 3>it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeez, you wasted to another one? Wasting? Wait another another one?

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<v Speaker 2>You're wasting another one? It was used to Wait nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on there? Oh? Nothing, I'm eating, well, I'm exercising.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good. But I just I just crossed another ten plateau.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations on the ten plateau.

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<v Speaker 3>Now my weight ends in a nine, but it's it's

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<v Speaker 3>I crossed that plateau.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's nice to see that number. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Now if I haven't seen I haven't seen the number

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<v Speaker 3>I'm at right now. Wait, wise, I have not been

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<v Speaker 3>at maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>In twenty five years, twenty years or something like that. So, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>munjaro or a zempic, what are you doing here? We gov. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm having I'm eating healthy. I told you that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>exercising three days a week, playing pickleball and I'm eating healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>But I just wanted to share that with slices. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I don'tm not gonna. I'm not I'm not the ozempic type.

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<v Speaker 2>God bless you.

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<v Speaker 3>If that's what you do and it works for you, great,

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<v Speaker 3>But there's a lot of to do this for my health.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of celebrity healthies that have taken the shot,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're not being they're not being honest with it.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not some of that.

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<v Speaker 3>I think if if you take ozempic or we'll go

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<v Speaker 3>v or whatever, and you then push your diet plan

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<v Speaker 3>and your diet book and your exercise regimen, then you're

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<v Speaker 3>a fraud. But if you take it, don't don't address it.

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<v Speaker 3>You're just like, oh, yeah, I lost weight right Listen.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's if it turns out to be completely healthy,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, if the if it's FDA proved scientifically proven

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<v Speaker 3>to be healthy and people can lose weight in a

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<v Speaker 3>healthy way, what a miracle. In fact, yesterday's story came

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<v Speaker 3>out that they're now thinking about having insurance companies cover

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<v Speaker 3>the cost of that for people to lose weight because

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<v Speaker 3>it makes them healthier and less likely to be to

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<v Speaker 3>have obesity related diseases. So in the long run, insurance

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<v Speaker 3>companies will save money by paying for your ozempics. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>have to pay for your heart attack or your diabetes. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I like that other problems. Yeah, I like that plan.

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<v Speaker 2>So good.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you have no need for that because you have

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<v Speaker 3>a doctor per se well helping you out right.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'll say, you know, I will look good, no,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you, I will not here after. You know how

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<v Speaker 2>everybody says, oh, it's it's it's diet and exercise, diet

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<v Speaker 2>and exercise. After exercising twice a week with the work

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<v Speaker 2>personal trainer for the last since January, I can honestly

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<v Speaker 2>say it's about eighty percent diet and twenty percent exs

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<v Speaker 2>because because it's like it doesn't matter Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>Your Instagram causes me to gain weight just by looking

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<v Speaker 3>at it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's yeah, and I'm not holding back on the food

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<v Speaker 2>right now. I mean we're in full threetles the kitchen apparently,

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<v Speaker 2>no full throttle. Fourth quarter, Yeah, we're in fourth quarter.

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<v Speaker 2>Scary Scary is gearing up for his his clients coming up,

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<v Speaker 2>and jan I went on the air telling everybody. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, the Mets. The Mets made me have

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<v Speaker 2>a you know, three heart attacks in one inning. And

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis is like, I don't think it was the Mets.

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<v Speaker 2>Son of a bitch. Everybody's everybody's coming down on me,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, listen, I will. It's hard to stay away, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to a chef Chef's event the other day,

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<v Speaker 2>the Chefs for Cookies can Chess for Kids cancer. They

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<v Speaker 2>give you a jar giant ass gourmet cookies. Each cookie

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<v Speaker 2>is represented by a different high end Manhattan the full

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant and in these celephane bags. So I have like

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<v Speaker 2>a I have a quart of Kopia of cookies, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like from like thirty cookies from thirty different restaurants.

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<v Speaker 2>So how am I not going to have the full fat,

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<v Speaker 2>double baked, double brown sugar chocolate chocolate chunk cookie from

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<v Speaker 2>the Lafayette Bakery or whatever. I don't know. They're all there,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, shit, this sucks. I mean, it's great,

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<v Speaker 2>but it sucks because it's in my face, it's everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I'm going to New Orleans tomorrow dude, they

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<v Speaker 2>don't get right down there. I mean the right vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>That's one thing.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing about cookies, I'll be again, I'm not writing

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<v Speaker 3>a book. I'm not telling you what my way's right.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you what works for me. I have chocolate.

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<v Speaker 3>I have Hershey's Kisses in my cabinet, okay, and I

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<v Speaker 3>have Hershey's minis little candy bars. And what I found

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<v Speaker 3>was if I open up a big candy bar, I

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<v Speaker 3>will eat a whole candy bar. But if I eat

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<v Speaker 3>a miniature candy bar, I take it and I go

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<v Speaker 3>sit down. I'm not going to get up for another one.

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<v Speaker 3>So I just eat the one. It's about moderation. So

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<v Speaker 3>one day a week, like usually on a Saturday night,

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<v Speaker 3>I'll have a nice, unhealthy er meal because I've been

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<v Speaker 3>good all week, and.

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<v Speaker 2>The beating salads, and then reward yourself with the scooby snack.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what that is? The thing is that you.

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<v Speaker 3>Could bring home a jar of cookies. You just can't

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<v Speaker 3>eat them all in the same like ten in a row.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but I do. I gotta stop. Oh that's

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<v Speaker 2>a problem.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta put them in the trunk of your car

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<v Speaker 3>then and grab one every day and bring it upstairs

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<v Speaker 3>like you have to put guardrails on yourself occasionally. But

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<v Speaker 3>speaking of cornucopia scary, are you familiar with the fruit

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<v Speaker 3>of the loom logo? Yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 2>To describe it to me, the fruit of the loom

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<v Speaker 2>logo is an apple, some grapes, apple, grapes, a pair,

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<v Speaker 2>and but a banana I believe. Is this one of

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<v Speaker 2>those things where where it's what do you call that

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<v Speaker 2>thing where Mendela effect the mendela? Is this a Mandela

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<v Speaker 2>effect example where people remember something to be a certain way, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but then it really wasn't that way.

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<v Speaker 3>So people think that the fruit of the Loom logo

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<v Speaker 3>has a corn coopia on top full of full of fruit.

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<v Speaker 2>And vegetables full of fruit.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh right, But there's never been a cornucopia in the

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<v Speaker 3>logo fruit of the Loom.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh you no, I don't think there's a cornucopia

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<v Speaker 2>in there. I just think it's just did I did

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<v Speaker 2>I at least get the fruits? Right? Yeah? I don't

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<v Speaker 2>remember the fruit. The fruit is grapes. It's not a grape,

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<v Speaker 2>it's grape.

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<v Speaker 3>The point is, if you put up a fruit of

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<v Speaker 3>the loom logo with a cornucopia and say is this right?

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<v Speaker 2>People go yeah. If you put it up next to

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<v Speaker 2>a logo the same fruit and.

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<v Speaker 3>No cornucopia, people will pick the cornucopia logo and swear

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<v Speaker 3>that's the.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you say fruit fruit loops in? Spell fruit

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<v Speaker 2>loops in kellogg Cereal? Uh Am? I throwing you for

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<v Speaker 2>a fruit loop right here? I is it? Okay? This

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<v Speaker 2>is also a problem. Yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people will spell it f r u I T,

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<v Speaker 3>and some people think it's fr o o T for

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<v Speaker 3>fruit loops.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's f r u I T. It's not. Brodie

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<v Speaker 2>Mandela effect, got you. It's fruit loops. It's never been

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<v Speaker 2>fruit f r u I T. It's always been f

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<v Speaker 2>r o o T loops. Always hold on the reason. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So I just had a brain fart. I'm gonna look

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<v Speaker 2>at my phone. I'm looking at the box right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I just said that. I just said the wrong thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I meant to say. It's it's not fru I'm looking

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<v Speaker 2>at the box. I hold it up as you were

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<v Speaker 2>telling me how to spell it. I it's not fruit.

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<v Speaker 2>We talked about the Mendela effect on this podcast. It's funny. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So what about Looney tunes? You know, how do you

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<v Speaker 2>spell Looney tunes? How do they? You're looking at the

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<v Speaker 2>Mendela effect, Yeah, the Mendela effect. Talk to me, how

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<v Speaker 2>do you spell? How do you spell? Don't cheat, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not cheating.

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<v Speaker 3>People think it's t o n s for cartoons, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's t u n e s Looney tunes. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>t u n e s.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but people think that it should be spelled cartoons

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<v Speaker 3>t o o n s.

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<v Speaker 2>People think it's definitely t u n e s. You think, so,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right, it is. It's it's looney l o o

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<v Speaker 2>n e y t u n e s. It should

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<v Speaker 2>be t o o n s like cartoons. It's not right,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's that's why people will swear. But when you

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<v Speaker 2>see right, when you see the the image, you know

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<v Speaker 2>it looks right the other way also, but it's right

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<v Speaker 2>exactly Loony tunes.

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<v Speaker 3>I know because my music publishing but people company is

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<v Speaker 3>Brodie Tunes, and I spelled it tu any A couple

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<v Speaker 3>more tunes Mendela effect.

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<v Speaker 2>You can play along at home with Mendela effect examples.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where I'm pulling these from.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, how about the one Everyone thinks that Sinbad was

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<v Speaker 3>in a movie where he plays a a genie named Shazam.

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<v Speaker 2>But he was never in that movie. Oh really Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the biggest Mandela effects is is that people swear.

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<v Speaker 2>Again.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to be older to remember the eighties and

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<v Speaker 3>when Sinbad was a thing. But uh, people will swear

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<v Speaker 3>if they if you put up a picture of Sindbad

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<v Speaker 3>the comedian dressed like a wizard of Oh, that's the

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<v Speaker 3>movie Shazam he was in.

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<v Speaker 2>You know Uncle Penny Bags, Uncle Penny Bags from the

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<v Speaker 2>from mom Monopoly. Does he have a monocle or not?

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<v Speaker 2>He does not have a monocle. See a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people think that he is a monocle, but he doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't. You know who does though? Is the Planter's peanut? Peanut? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>But that's the Mandela effect. Yeah, all right? How about

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<v Speaker 2>uh do you know why it's called the Mandela effect?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Why big cause? Uh Nelson Mandel pretty famous. Thought they

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<v Speaker 3>remembered Mendela dying in nineteen eighty but he wasn't dead.

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<v Speaker 2>What about the world famous uh Coca Cola logo? Incursive?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there is there a hyphen in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>cola and coca and Coca and cola, Coca and cola?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is there or is there is the Coca Cola logo?

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<v Speaker 2>Does it right? You're looking it up. You're looking it up.

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<v Speaker 2>You just set it on the microphone. You're calling it. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you're talking to your phone. Yes, you are. You just

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<v Speaker 2>said Coca cola logo. You're talking to your phone and

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<v Speaker 2>you talk your micro's off? Yeah, ah, got you prick,

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<v Speaker 2>you're cheating. I would I would know if I turned

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<v Speaker 2>Coca cola. I heard you. Wow, I saw for the

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<v Speaker 2>you can see my phone. Look, there is there? Is there?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a dad? Is there a hyphen in between

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<v Speaker 2>coca and cola? Or is there not? No, there's no,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no hyphen. Hey, talk, shut up. I didn't talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you asking Siri? No? I was talking to her.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't there a trademark or an asterisk symbol? There's nothing,

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<v Speaker 3>not a hyphen. There's there's none, notnehing above. It's just

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<v Speaker 3>Coca cola. Oh there might be an asterisk.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, hold on, Coca cola. Scary, yeah, scary. Yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a hyphen. It's not a hyphen, it's a it's a

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<v Speaker 2>little dot above the a. It's a dot above the

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<v Speaker 2>A in coca all right, Well it's not. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>not a hyphen. The hyphen should be. It's a dot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a hyphen.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a little dot that it was an asterisk or something,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's not. It's not a hyphen.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is that even there? I never know. Let's ask

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<v Speaker 2>what is the dot in the middle of Coca cola? Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>It's part Uh, it's part of a red disc or

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<v Speaker 3>button sign. This has been used to advertise the brand.

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<v Speaker 3>The disc was originally hand painted and became a common

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<v Speaker 3>sight outside of milk bars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yea.

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<v Speaker 3>From eighteen ninety to eighteen ninety one, it was it

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<v Speaker 3>was it was diamond like dots. In nineteen eighty five

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<v Speaker 3>a more upright version, but negative feedback led it to

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<v Speaker 3>being changed again.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't really matter. The dash in the cocolago is

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<v Speaker 3>back from what I remember. It used to be in

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<v Speaker 3>the middle, then it was gone completely. And someone's calling

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<v Speaker 3>that the Mendela effect.

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<v Speaker 2>What about Okay? What about? I mean, people love sketchers, sneakers.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you spell sketchers?

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<v Speaker 3>There's no t in sketches. That's a correct campaign about

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<v Speaker 3>how there's no T and s.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no T miss the is it? Uh? Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it cap'n crunch or captain crunch on the on

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<v Speaker 2>the cereal box?

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<v Speaker 3>It's captain end, isn't it captain? It's cap'n cap'n crunch?

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<v Speaker 2>You think so? Huh? As opposed to spelling out the

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<v Speaker 2>word captain crunch? Yeah? Is it? Is it spelled out

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<v Speaker 2>or not?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was cap apostrophe and cap'n cappin. Really

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was cap'n Is that is that? Am

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<v Speaker 3>I being mandelaed?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I think it's cap'in. It's cappin. It's captain.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye happened right? Correct? You got it? You got it,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a good man, You're you're you're you're good. It's cappain.

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<v Speaker 2>But some people think it's captain.

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<v Speaker 3>No no cap by the way, no cap no cap

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<v Speaker 3>on capin, No captain.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm having a lot of fun with these. I'll keep going.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we keep going? That want if you want? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what about the peanut butter Jeff Jeffy? Is it Jiffy

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<v Speaker 2>or Jeff? What's Jeff? Like? Like the right? Some people

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<v Speaker 2>will point to the Jiffy logo that's because they think

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<v Speaker 2>they they mess it up with Skippy. Is it the

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<v Speaker 2>Berenstein Bears or the Berenstain Bears, bren Stain, that is correct,

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<v Speaker 2>People say Bernstein. I used to think it was Berenstein Bears.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually the fact that you say Barron is is

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<v Speaker 2>half the half to fight. I thought it was Barren.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was Berenstein Bears. It's Barren. Yeah, people

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<v Speaker 2>think it's Bear Bernstein. What about Star Wars the very

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<v Speaker 2>amous line Luke, I am your father? Is what is

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with what I just said? Luke? What is wrong

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<v Speaker 2>with Luke I am your father? Yeah? What is wrong

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<v Speaker 2>with what I said? Because he doesn't say that. He

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't say that. He says he says, no, I am

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<v Speaker 2>your father. No, I am your father. He never says, Luke,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm your father. Right in Star Wars. Correct, by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of slice to trying to fact check us

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<v Speaker 2>right now, they're like, fuck you guys. No, no, he says, Luke,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm your father. Hey, guess what you're wrong? He says, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I am your father. He never says Luke, I am

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<v Speaker 2>your father.

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<v Speaker 3>Because Luke says you killed my father. And he says no,

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<v Speaker 3>I am your father.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct, that is correct. You are correct. You are correct, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you thought he said, Luke, I am your father,

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<v Speaker 2>you're wrong. Oh my god, holy shit. Relate with Brodie

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<v Speaker 2>got Well that was fun. Hey.

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<v Speaker 3>I tease something in Slice time that I have to

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<v Speaker 3>get to go because I got somebody. Somebody sent me

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<v Speaker 3>a video of breadless pizza. Okay, don't interrupt till I

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<v Speaker 3>ask you the question. So they show the video and

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<v Speaker 3>it's a guy he he uh. He makes a a

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<v Speaker 3>round slab of pork and then put sauce and cheese

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<v Speaker 3>and pepperoni on it and cuts it into triangles.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, he grilled. He grilled. He grilled the pork

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<v Speaker 2>on a on a grill, and he put the sauce

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<v Speaker 2>on it like you'd like you put barbecue sauce on anything,

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<v Speaker 2>and then puts them put cheese right, and then look

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's it's breadless pizza. Right.

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<v Speaker 3>And I looked at it and I said, first of all,

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<v Speaker 3>let me get let me hear your thought. Scary is

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<v Speaker 3>that breadless pizza?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's a pork chopped parmesan. Yes, it's pork palm.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pork chopped barbisan.

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<v Speaker 3>So I commented, it's pork palm, and the people on

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<v Speaker 3>on on Instagram were like, no, it's it's it's pork pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, no, No.

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<v Speaker 3>If you take a chicken breast and put cheese and

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<v Speaker 3>sauce on it's chicken palm. If you take veal and

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<v Speaker 3>put sauce and cheese on it, it's real palm.

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<v Speaker 2>You take a pork and do the exact same thing

0:24:15.200 --> 0:24:20.000
<v Speaker 2>to it, it's pork plant, mozzarella cheese. What's what's hard

0:24:20.040 --> 0:24:23.399
<v Speaker 2>for these idiots online to understand? No, it's it's pork

0:24:23.440 --> 0:24:28.439
<v Speaker 2>pizzambacil because you cut it into a triangle. No, the

0:24:28.440 --> 0:24:32.800
<v Speaker 2>definition of pizza is bread, sauce, and cheese. Now, if

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<v Speaker 2>you want it now, if you substan cauliflower palm, you

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<v Speaker 2>you still need to form a crust with some kind

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<v Speaker 2>of flour, almond flour, coliflower power, couliflower.

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<v Speaker 3>Flour if you prefer. Yeah, but it's not pork.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not pork pieas not breadless pizza, fucking moron pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>If my brother said that to me, he said, that's

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<v Speaker 2>pork palm. It's pork palm. That's what I said. It's

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<v Speaker 2>pork palm. What it is me? This guy's got everybody

0:25:00.920 --> 0:25:03.120
<v Speaker 2>watching this video like it's a great breaks. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>what a brilliant idea. No bread, go take a long

0:25:05.040 --> 0:25:07.919
<v Speaker 2>walk off a short pier. Please, Now there's no breading

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<v Speaker 2>on the pork. I would have breaded the pork and

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<v Speaker 2>made it real pork. But it's really pork parmesan without

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<v Speaker 2>the breading. Don't get it's pizza. The fuck out of

0:25:15.600 --> 0:25:23.159
<v Speaker 2>it's pizza. It's bullshit. What upsets me? Yeah, I have

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<v Speaker 2>a I have a couple of things here that has

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<v Speaker 2>been bubbling bubbling. But is it your maggestion? Is it time? Okay? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, do you do you have a fart space? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's between my cheeks. What are you talking about? No

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<v Speaker 2>fart space. It's like meaning like a place where you

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<v Speaker 2>go to take a fart, Yeah, the bathroom, close the door. No,

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<v Speaker 2>but like, if you're out, I go to my office.

0:25:49.240 --> 0:25:51.520
<v Speaker 2>If you're do you go out to take a fart

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<v Speaker 2>or you just like let it go right there.

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<v Speaker 3>I have walked out on the deck and done it.

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<v Speaker 3>I've gone into my office and closed the door. People,

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<v Speaker 3>you're asking me if I fart in front of my family? No,

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<v Speaker 3>do you far in front of Robin?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Trying to far in front of you? No, we

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<v Speaker 2>try not to. But have you have you ever heard

0:26:08.280 --> 0:26:10.960
<v Speaker 2>rob before? I think we've We've let it slip before,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's not a big deal. Now, do you have

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<v Speaker 2>a fight during sex? No? No, okay you can. This

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<v Speaker 2>is not where I want to get this conversation again.

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<v Speaker 2>The slices want to go. Slices you ket scary goes

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<v Speaker 2>doc or if he farts during sex? No, But the

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<v Speaker 2>whole concept of a fart space, so like, for instance,

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm in the mall, I'm walking into the mall,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll look for Yankee candle and I'll go into Yankee

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<v Speaker 2>candle because it smells so strong and so that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you just fart somewhere in Yankee candle. Walk out,

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<v Speaker 2>it's masked. It's perfect place to fart. Now we found

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<v Speaker 2>out today this is what happens when people ask what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on while the music and the commercials are playing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well during the big show, Eliston ran show today, Nate

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<v Speaker 2>straight hat walked out of the room and walked around

0:27:00.800 --> 0:27:03.520
<v Speaker 2>the corner and then he came back and like, where

0:27:03.560 --> 0:27:06.080
<v Speaker 2>did you go? And he's like, oh, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>go take a fart. I'm like, wait a second. He

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<v Speaker 2>goes by a certain group of desks down a certain corridor.

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<v Speaker 2>So for me, I just go into the like the

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<v Speaker 2>the third voice track studio on the left. Then I

0:27:18.359 --> 0:27:21.159
<v Speaker 2>go in there if I have to. But like, I

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<v Speaker 2>find it interesting that some people just decide to, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>get away, Like where do you go? Like if you're

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<v Speaker 2>in like if you're obviously, if you're at a party,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna excuse yourself and going into the bathroom. I

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<v Speaker 2>get that. But if you're in your your your environment,

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<v Speaker 2>your you know, Like let's say you're your work, your

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<v Speaker 2>office space. Do you have a special place that that

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<v Speaker 2>only you know or that you go to I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere only we know. Think you came.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I mean I if there's people around, you mean

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<v Speaker 3>in my house, I would go out in the deck.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so you do go out of office or my

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<v Speaker 3>studio where a podcasts from.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So if are you gonna go in that? You

0:27:58.000 --> 0:28:00.520
<v Speaker 2>can't go away to go to a house. If holiday

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<v Speaker 2>meal with your family, you gonna walk outside? Oh you

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<v Speaker 2>wait for the dog to come into the room. It

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<v Speaker 2>depends on a chair that goes.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're sitting on a chair that like makes a

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<v Speaker 3>creak sound, you can't fart on the chair.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you've got if you've.

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<v Speaker 3>Got like loud music playing at a party, you fart,

0:28:17.240 --> 0:28:20.160
<v Speaker 3>nobody's gonna notice it was you. Do you ever see

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<v Speaker 3>the Family Guy clip where there's thunderstorms, the thunder and lightning,

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<v Speaker 3>and Peter's in a room and every time he farts,

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<v Speaker 3>every time he times out the thunder and he's like boom,

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<v Speaker 3>thunder goes like three times, and then the fourth time

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<v Speaker 3>he farts, he farts before the thunder and.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, I guess the storm's moving away. He actually

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<v Speaker 2>like he lifts his leg up and then you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't you don't hear it gets covered up by

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<v Speaker 2>the It's great, But the third or fourth time he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess the storm's moving a further away. That's hilarious. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the lightning, the duck in the room, you know, the lightning,

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<v Speaker 2>you know the lightning and thunder trick right, No, well, well,

0:29:02.200 --> 0:29:05.000
<v Speaker 2>no lightning goes first and then thunder Fright, you count

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<v Speaker 2>how long you count how long it takes for the

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<v Speaker 2>thunder to catch up. If it's three seconds, then the

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<v Speaker 2>storm's not near you. But if it happens like close

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<v Speaker 2>over within a second, that means the storm is getting

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<v Speaker 2>closer to you. That is correct, because the light travels faster.

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<v Speaker 2>This speed of light travels much faster than the speed

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<v Speaker 2>of sound.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, interesting point. Did you know light travels at

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<v Speaker 3>the speed of light?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you don't say it. Yeah. Yeah. Also when they're close,

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<v Speaker 2>when they're close together, though, that means it's right right by. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well if you hear, if you see the lightning and

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<v Speaker 3>the thunder at the same time it hit by, it's

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<v Speaker 3>right near you. It's right near you, lightning and the thunder,

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<v Speaker 3>thunder and far anyway, did you also know that, regardless

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<v Speaker 3>of whether or not you work for the US government,

0:29:48.960 --> 0:29:52.360
<v Speaker 3>you cannot control storms. I'm just putting it out there.

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<v Speaker 3>You cannot, Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. I think that a very appropriate jingle here

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<v Speaker 2>as we go to break is this one Boys podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We will be right back. You see what I did there?

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<v Speaker 2>I played the Fabreeze jingle, the Breeze jingle.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, no, no, no, really, that's that sounds like

0:30:10.960 --> 0:30:11.840
<v Speaker 3>the Fabrieze jingle.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not exactly the fabrize because would get us in trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>Upty four make a wish? No? Can I tell you?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, where the second?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's those are my that's my angel numbers. Four

0:30:23.520 --> 0:30:25.880
<v Speaker 2>four four, Stop it. It's a time on a clock.

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<v Speaker 2>Come dude, you don't believe in angel numbers? Oh? No,

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<v Speaker 2>like two two two three D three four for four.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, I know, I know what the

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<v Speaker 2>numbers are. Every time I look at the clock, it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's like eleven eleven six six number. There is no

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<v Speaker 2>six sixty six I know, not on a clock. But

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<v Speaker 2>four forty four is the angel numbers. I always find

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<v Speaker 2>myself looking at the clock at eleven eleven or two

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two, between thirty three or four forty four. I

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<v Speaker 2>just remember Medel effect. You just remember the times you did,

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<v Speaker 2>but you don't remember the times you didn't. It means

0:30:57.360 --> 0:30:59.520
<v Speaker 2>the angels were watching over you. There's there's no doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It means you look at the clock group of numbers

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<v Speaker 2>like the six, six, six, seven, seven, seven, eighty eight,

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<v Speaker 2>nine and nine. They mean different things.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, angels were part of in a part of

0:31:08.840 --> 0:31:10.320
<v Speaker 3>the world that use different numbers than we do.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, there's people no I like to think that there's

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<v Speaker 2>there's something else out there that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but you think they care about the clock and

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<v Speaker 3>what time it is and what numbers on your ASSISI.

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<v Speaker 2>Are people that's that actually wear chains with with their

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<v Speaker 2>angel numbers on the chain.

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<v Speaker 3>Fantastic, God bless you. If it works for you. Whatever

0:31:26.880 --> 0:31:27.400
<v Speaker 3>makes you happy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't begrudge anybody anything you ask me if I

0:31:30.040 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 3>believe in it, I think it's ludicrous, luda. But whatever,

0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 3>whatever you want, whatever, whatever makes whatever makes you a

0:31:36.320 --> 0:31:39.440
<v Speaker 3>day better, whatever makes you smile, whatever makes you feel

0:31:39.840 --> 0:31:43.000
<v Speaker 3>more confident, more comfortable. If you think you know a

0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:44.680
<v Speaker 3>relative is reaching out to you because you look at

0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:47.720
<v Speaker 3>a clock, God, God bless you. I'll never make fun

0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:50.080
<v Speaker 3>of anybody but scary. That's my rule, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so did you make a wish? Because I'm still here?

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<v Speaker 3>So shit, I had a problem with face. If you're interested, Oh,

0:32:02.520 --> 0:32:03.640
<v Speaker 3>what problem was that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? What is the problem with Facebook? First of all,

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<v Speaker 2>having a problem. It's a Facebook marketplace, okay, so I

0:32:11.240 --> 0:32:11.560
<v Speaker 2>sell on.

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<v Speaker 3>I talked about this a lot. I sell a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of stuff on Facebook marketplace.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a problem.

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<v Speaker 3>But three times in the past week and a half,

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<v Speaker 3>I have, according to Facebook, violated the rules of posting,

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<v Speaker 3>and if it continues, I could be barred from selling

0:32:29.080 --> 0:32:30.320
<v Speaker 3>on Facebook marketplace.

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<v Speaker 2>So let me tell you how I broke the rules. Scary,

0:32:33.840 --> 0:32:38.400
<v Speaker 2>have my theme music ready? I posted. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you remember this.

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<v Speaker 3>Like ten years ago, we all we had one of

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<v Speaker 3>the guys from the New York Red Bulls soccer team

0:32:45.000 --> 0:32:48.520
<v Speaker 3>come up to promote the season tickets of the Red

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:50.720
<v Speaker 3>Bulls whatever, and he gave everybody, or at least me,

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<v Speaker 3>I got a replica Adidas soccer ball that looks like

0:32:55.920 --> 0:32:58.560
<v Speaker 3>the ball that was used by the Red Bulls in

0:32:58.640 --> 0:33:01.040
<v Speaker 3>that era toy.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifteen eighteen whatever. It was.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Now, when you sell replica jerseys, everybody sells replica jerseys.

0:33:07.640 --> 0:33:10.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh this isn't the official Mets jersey, but it looks

0:33:10.080 --> 0:33:12.960
<v Speaker 3>just like it. It's called a replica, sure right. People

0:33:13.000 --> 0:33:16.200
<v Speaker 3>sell replica sporting sporting goods all the time. Oh, this

0:33:16.320 --> 0:33:18.360
<v Speaker 3>is a replica bat of the bat that Peter A

0:33:18.400 --> 0:33:22.560
<v Speaker 3>Lonzo uses, because the official jersey is like two hundred

0:33:22.600 --> 0:33:24.920
<v Speaker 3>and fifty dollars, but you could buy a replica yep

0:33:25.200 --> 0:33:28.240
<v Speaker 3>that looks for like ninety one hundred and ten whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>nothing wrong with that.

0:33:29.560 --> 0:33:30.960
<v Speaker 2>You use the word replica. You're not trying to lie

0:33:31.000 --> 0:33:31.920
<v Speaker 2>to anybody, correct.

0:33:31.960 --> 0:33:34.920
<v Speaker 3>So I listed this soccer ball, which is officially known

0:33:35.480 --> 0:33:41.800
<v Speaker 3>as the Adidas Red Bulls Match Ball replica. So I

0:33:41.840 --> 0:33:48.400
<v Speaker 3>got flagged for putting up fake merchandise trying to fool customers.

0:33:49.240 --> 0:33:51.800
<v Speaker 2>But how are you fooling it for fulling customers if

0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:55.040
<v Speaker 2>you have the word replica in the description in the time,

0:33:56.000 --> 0:33:58.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not allowed to sell replica merchandise. That could be misleading.

0:33:59.560 --> 0:34:02.880
<v Speaker 3>But I'm being misleading by telling you that it's a replica.

0:34:03.360 --> 0:34:06.880
<v Speaker 3>I didn't say authentic without proof. I said replica. I'm

0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:09.399
<v Speaker 3>telling you it's not real. They they took it down

0:34:09.400 --> 0:34:11.759
<v Speaker 3>and they threatened me. So I put it back up

0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:12.800
<v Speaker 3>without the word replica.

0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:16.359
<v Speaker 2>Not a problem. Okay, great wit, how does that make

0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:20.839
<v Speaker 2>any sense? Hold on? Then, then I put up a

0:34:20.880 --> 0:34:24.960
<v Speaker 2>little coach purse, brand new. One of my daughter's got

0:34:24.960 --> 0:34:27.160
<v Speaker 2>it as a gift you from.

0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:30.840
<v Speaker 3>Somebody gave one of my kids a little like a

0:34:31.000 --> 0:34:33.200
<v Speaker 3>like a little tiny little purse a coach wall. I

0:34:33.200 --> 0:34:36.600
<v Speaker 3>know it's legit. It's a legit coach purse. So I

0:34:36.640 --> 0:34:40.960
<v Speaker 3>posted it. I got flagged putting up knockoff merchandise is

0:34:41.000 --> 0:34:42.640
<v Speaker 3>this and and you could be barred and this is

0:34:42.680 --> 0:34:47.840
<v Speaker 3>your second warning, Like what what? I'm not claiming that

0:34:47.880 --> 0:34:50.200
<v Speaker 3>it's it's a it's a fifteen dollar wallet, I'm not

0:34:50.239 --> 0:34:52.560
<v Speaker 3>claiming it's one hundred and it's a shitty little thing.

0:34:52.600 --> 0:34:54.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm selling for like not a lot of money just

0:34:54.920 --> 0:34:55.800
<v Speaker 3>to put it up and sell it.

0:34:55.880 --> 0:34:58.640
<v Speaker 2>So it sounds like AI has got haywire because these

0:34:58.640 --> 0:35:03.319
<v Speaker 2>aren't real. Here's the killer, scary, here's the killer. Here,

0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:06.320
<v Speaker 2>have the music ready for this. It's my fingers on

0:35:06.360 --> 0:35:08.239
<v Speaker 2>the button. I'm waiting for a chance to play it.

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:14.040
<v Speaker 2>So there is a rule that you can't sell medical

0:35:14.080 --> 0:35:18.200
<v Speaker 2>equipment medical devices on Facebook marketplace.

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:20.920
<v Speaker 3>Like I tried to sell crutches once. You can't do it.

0:35:21.560 --> 0:35:23.880
<v Speaker 3>You can't sell. You can't sell like if you have

0:35:23.960 --> 0:35:26.960
<v Speaker 3>like a sling, a fancy sling, can't sell it.

0:35:27.320 --> 0:35:30.239
<v Speaker 2>You can't sell medical related I don't see. I can't

0:35:30.280 --> 0:35:30.960
<v Speaker 2>have one of those.

0:35:31.239 --> 0:35:34.719
<v Speaker 3>Can't sell medical related things on Facebook, like maybe because

0:35:34.719 --> 0:35:35.680
<v Speaker 3>if they don't work, you could die.

0:35:35.719 --> 0:35:39.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. You can't sell crutches whatever. Put that

0:35:39.200 --> 0:35:40.000
<v Speaker 2>in the back of your head.

0:35:40.160 --> 0:35:44.040
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I'm selling off stuff that my kids, you know,

0:35:44.040 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 3>they're in college, that one of them has their own apartment.

0:35:46.400 --> 0:35:47.920
<v Speaker 3>A lot of stuff is here in the garage. They

0:35:47.920 --> 0:35:51.120
<v Speaker 3>don't want anymore. They're like, EF, just sell it, Okay, great.

0:35:51.719 --> 0:35:54.279
<v Speaker 3>So I put up an American girl thing here, an

0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 3>American girl doll thing here. And one of the things

0:35:57.200 --> 0:35:59.960
<v Speaker 3>I sell, I put up to sell is an America

0:36:00.280 --> 0:36:04.839
<v Speaker 3>Girl doll wheelchair, a little ten inch little American girl

0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:10.040
<v Speaker 3>doll wheelchair. Immediately it gets flagged and I'm told you

0:36:10.080 --> 0:36:13.200
<v Speaker 3>can't sell medical devices on Facebook Marketplace.

0:36:13.800 --> 0:36:16.520
<v Speaker 2>And this is your third warning. The next time you

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:20.760
<v Speaker 2>might be barred from Facebook. Scary. I'm trying to sell

0:36:21.040 --> 0:36:27.080
<v Speaker 2>a toy plastic wheelchair, an American girl wheelchair that is

0:36:27.120 --> 0:36:29.920
<v Speaker 2>not a medical device for any human being. You can

0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:33.719
<v Speaker 2>fit an eighteen inch doll in the plastic wheelchair. And

0:36:33.840 --> 0:36:38.280
<v Speaker 2>I may lose my Facebook marketplace posting ability, which creates

0:36:38.320 --> 0:36:43.200
<v Speaker 2>content for this podcast, because I tried to sell eleven

0:36:43.239 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 2>inch plastic American girl doll wheelchair, which is not a

0:36:47.160 --> 0:36:51.799
<v Speaker 2>public medical device. It's a toy. So I wrote it.

0:36:51.840 --> 0:36:53.840
<v Speaker 2>I wrote it, and I wrote them back, and I

0:36:53.880 --> 0:36:56.440
<v Speaker 2>appealed it, and they wrote back, You've lost your appeal.

0:36:58.000 --> 0:37:01.360
<v Speaker 2>You say, how did you lose your appeal? Because A

0:37:01.520 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I must have rolled against me again. So I had to, says,

0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:10.080
<v Speaker 2>call Facebook's customer service number if you wish to appeal

0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:13.640
<v Speaker 2>the appeal, did you? So I call and I get Freddy,

0:37:14.160 --> 0:37:20.759
<v Speaker 2>not his real fucking name. So Freddie's got a long

0:37:20.840 --> 0:37:22.800
<v Speaker 2>list of it. He must have to read off this list.

0:37:23.040 --> 0:37:26.920
<v Speaker 3>And I tell him the problem, and he says, is

0:37:26.960 --> 0:37:29.160
<v Speaker 3>this happening with everything that you post?

0:37:29.520 --> 0:37:29.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:37:29.719 --> 0:37:33.520
<v Speaker 3>I get a threatening message. Well, don't keep posting the wheelchair. No, no,

0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:36.359
<v Speaker 3>it's happening no matter what I post. If I try

0:37:36.360 --> 0:37:38.640
<v Speaker 3>to post a pack of gum, it says, I'm in

0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:41.359
<v Speaker 3>danger of losing it. And to be very careful, make

0:37:41.360 --> 0:37:43.960
<v Speaker 3>sure I understand the rules. Don't post anything that might

0:37:43.960 --> 0:37:46.040
<v Speaker 3>break the rules. I said, how do I get that

0:37:46.120 --> 0:37:48.959
<v Speaker 3>warning off? I shouldn't have been flagged for the soccer ball,

0:37:49.680 --> 0:37:53.120
<v Speaker 3>I shouldn't have been flagged for the coach bag, and

0:37:53.160 --> 0:37:54.279
<v Speaker 3>now I'm being flagged for a.

0:37:54.200 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 2>Toy, A toy.

0:37:57.719 --> 0:37:59.879
<v Speaker 3>He says, Well, if as long as you don't post

0:37:59.880 --> 0:38:03.360
<v Speaker 3>anything that breaks the rules, Freddy, I didn't post anything

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:05.600
<v Speaker 3>that breaks the rules. Your system is telling me I'm

0:38:05.600 --> 0:38:07.480
<v Speaker 3>breaking the rules. So he goes, well, as long as

0:38:07.520 --> 0:38:09.400
<v Speaker 3>you don't post anything else, you should be fine. I go, listen,

0:38:10.239 --> 0:38:13.320
<v Speaker 3>I've already posted three things that are not against the rules,

0:38:13.840 --> 0:38:14.320
<v Speaker 3>and they've.

0:38:14.120 --> 0:38:15.960
<v Speaker 2>Already been already been talked. What about the next thing

0:38:15.960 --> 0:38:19.040
<v Speaker 2>I post that's innocent that gets flagged? Right? I don't

0:38:19.040 --> 0:38:22.360
<v Speaker 2>want to lose my ability wipe out the warnings Freddy.

0:38:23.160 --> 0:38:25.880
<v Speaker 2>So you know what Freddie says to me, He's just

0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:28.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do a little bit of the accent.

0:38:28.280 --> 0:38:31.560
<v Speaker 3>Fuck you if you're a snowflake. He says, don't worry.

0:38:31.840 --> 0:38:32.480
<v Speaker 3>I feel you.

0:38:34.120 --> 0:38:38.200
<v Speaker 2>I feel you. That was it, he says, I feel you.

0:38:39.080 --> 0:38:41.120
<v Speaker 2>He said, I feel you, Sir David. That's what he said.

0:38:41.320 --> 0:38:43.560
<v Speaker 2>I feel you, Sir David. Don't worry. Now. If he

0:38:43.640 --> 0:38:46.239
<v Speaker 2>feels you, he's going to do something about it. So

0:38:46.280 --> 0:38:50.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, listen, dog, what did he do? Oh, I'm

0:38:50.920 --> 0:38:52.360
<v Speaker 2>gonna I'm gonna transfer you up to.

0:38:54.000 --> 0:38:58.840
<v Speaker 3>The the department that handles the threatening notices.

0:38:58.960 --> 0:39:04.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, perfect click hung up on you hung up

0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:06.359
<v Speaker 2>on me? Correctly, I had started a chat with him.

0:39:06.360 --> 0:39:07.440
<v Speaker 3>The only way to get them on the phone is

0:39:07.440 --> 0:39:10.760
<v Speaker 3>to start a chat, and then if the meta ETA

0:39:11.040 --> 0:39:14.600
<v Speaker 3>who owns Facebook. The meta chat bot the figures you

0:39:14.640 --> 0:39:16.319
<v Speaker 3>need somebody to talk to, they have them call you.

0:39:16.680 --> 0:39:19.320
<v Speaker 3>So in the chat, Freddie says, I'm terribly sorry. I

0:39:19.360 --> 0:39:22.319
<v Speaker 3>will call you right back. I'm still trying to get

0:39:22.360 --> 0:39:25.160
<v Speaker 3>the other department. I said, tell you what, call me

0:39:25.200 --> 0:39:26.759
<v Speaker 3>back when you get the other department on the phone

0:39:26.800 --> 0:39:28.640
<v Speaker 3>ready to go, because otherwise you're going to call me

0:39:28.680 --> 0:39:30.920
<v Speaker 3>back and then transfer me again. Just get me when

0:39:30.920 --> 0:39:34.560
<v Speaker 3>they're ready, you reach out to me. He said, okay,

0:39:34.680 --> 0:39:38.040
<v Speaker 3>So I waited three hours. Every time it says, oh,

0:39:38.160 --> 0:39:40.120
<v Speaker 3>Neil has joined the chat, so I go in, and

0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:44.480
<v Speaker 3>it says, this automated system is not abble to respond

0:39:44.480 --> 0:39:48.280
<v Speaker 3>to text messages, so please do not respond. So I go, okay,

0:39:48.520 --> 0:39:50.080
<v Speaker 3>someone will be with you. It may take up to

0:39:50.120 --> 0:39:53.040
<v Speaker 3>three hours. God, that was two days ago.

0:39:53.120 --> 0:39:54.279
<v Speaker 2>Scary. The chat's still going.

0:39:54.320 --> 0:39:57.400
<v Speaker 3>And every few hours it says Neil has entered the chat,

0:39:57.840 --> 0:40:00.960
<v Speaker 3>and then Neil says, I cannot accept an feedback from you.

0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:03.439
<v Speaker 3>Please wait for a human to come onto the chat.

0:40:03.480 --> 0:40:07.200
<v Speaker 3>It may take a few hours. I started days ago, scared.

0:40:07.239 --> 0:40:08.240
<v Speaker 2>You're in a hell of sloop.

0:40:09.160 --> 0:40:11.399
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so now I am at risk of not being

0:40:11.400 --> 0:40:14.520
<v Speaker 3>able to post on Facebook because I posted.

0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:19.080
<v Speaker 2>A toy reel chair. Scary. That's awful, wheelchair terrible, That

0:40:19.200 --> 0:40:23.960
<v Speaker 2>is terrible. Are you going to get them erased? You

0:40:24.000 --> 0:40:27.080
<v Speaker 2>think that they'll I mean, if they're logical, they will

0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:30.120
<v Speaker 2>analyze the situation and realize that they're wrong on all

0:40:30.160 --> 0:40:30.800
<v Speaker 2>three counts.

0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:34.200
<v Speaker 3>What Freddie told me before he he disconnected me was well,

0:40:34.280 --> 0:40:37.839
<v Speaker 3>just delete them. I go, but I want to sell them. Yeah,

0:40:37.920 --> 0:40:39.440
<v Speaker 3>you should be able to delete them, no problem, put

0:40:39.480 --> 0:40:41.279
<v Speaker 3>them back up. I said, all right, So I did it.

0:40:41.320 --> 0:40:42.680
<v Speaker 3>When he was on the phone, I had the same

0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:45.640
<v Speaker 3>warning message. I said, I'm already a mocked man. I

0:40:45.680 --> 0:40:50.560
<v Speaker 3>got three strikes against me. What are you doing here? Wow, fella,

0:40:50.719 --> 0:40:52.960
<v Speaker 3>I got flagged for a replica soccer ball, which is

0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:56.280
<v Speaker 3>and by the way, all over Facebook marketplace replica jerseys,

0:40:56.280 --> 0:41:00.640
<v Speaker 3>replica bats, replica helmets, rep everything replica soccer ball with

0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:01.280
<v Speaker 3>the word replica.

0:41:01.400 --> 0:41:03.200
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you, you're not posting that ship here? He is

0:41:03.200 --> 0:41:03.640
<v Speaker 2>a warning.

0:41:04.239 --> 0:41:09.560
<v Speaker 3>Wow, a toy wheelchair that medical medical device.

0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:12.359
<v Speaker 2>Now you know how I feel about the Verizon thing.

0:41:12.360 --> 0:41:14.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm going in circles. I still didn't get my second refund.

0:41:14.880 --> 0:41:17.719
<v Speaker 2>It's not the same. I don't have a fall it's me.

0:41:18.480 --> 0:41:22.600
<v Speaker 2>It's only I will. I will tell you though, I've

0:41:22.680 --> 0:41:25.560
<v Speaker 2>experienced a lot of on hold time, a lot of

0:41:25.600 --> 0:41:29.360
<v Speaker 2>hang ups, accidental hang ups or accidental clicks and whoops,

0:41:29.400 --> 0:41:31.880
<v Speaker 2>will transfer you and if fucking phone goes dead, I

0:41:31.920 --> 0:41:36.000
<v Speaker 2>have to start over. Yeah, no, it's it's unpleasant. And

0:41:36.120 --> 0:41:38.799
<v Speaker 2>I think that customer service in the year twenty twenty

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:46.080
<v Speaker 2>four is lacking in most departments, in most in most companies. Sorry,

0:41:46.239 --> 0:41:50.279
<v Speaker 2>but it is. It's getting worse and worse. Well, I'll

0:41:50.280 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 2>tell you something's going on with party is throwing down

0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:53.360
<v Speaker 2>his glasses.

0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:56.239
<v Speaker 3>He's held on what's going on and speaking of customer service?

0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:57.160
<v Speaker 3>And then we gotta take a break.

0:41:57.520 --> 0:41:58.080
<v Speaker 2>Amazon.

0:41:59.320 --> 0:42:04.160
<v Speaker 3>Amazon is ice scuging because last night, after the Mets

0:42:04.200 --> 0:42:07.759
<v Speaker 3>won and moved on to the NLCS against whoever they're

0:42:07.760 --> 0:42:10.360
<v Speaker 3>going to play, I realized that the majority of my

0:42:10.400 --> 0:42:13.840
<v Speaker 3>Met shirts are too big on me because I'm down

0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:15.479
<v Speaker 3>more than a size shirt.

0:42:15.520 --> 0:42:19.200
<v Speaker 2>You want a trade, I can't. Yeah, you can have online.

0:42:19.239 --> 0:42:23.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah they won't fit you, scary, they won't fit you

0:42:23.680 --> 0:42:26.560
<v Speaker 2>maybe in fair second quarter anyway, So I don't. I

0:42:26.600 --> 0:42:28.640
<v Speaker 2>need to buy new met shirts, at least one Met

0:42:28.640 --> 0:42:30.239
<v Speaker 2>shirt that I can have that looks good because it's

0:42:30.239 --> 0:42:33.200
<v Speaker 2>the right size, and I'm like, oh, let me go

0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:34.480
<v Speaker 2>on Amazon. Scary.

0:42:34.560 --> 0:42:38.640
<v Speaker 3>Every MET shirt on Amazon, even with Prime first of all,

0:42:38.920 --> 0:42:42.760
<v Speaker 3>will not arrive for four to five days because because

0:42:42.760 --> 0:42:44.880
<v Speaker 3>Prime deals is going on and they're fucking swamped with

0:42:44.960 --> 0:42:45.480
<v Speaker 3>Prime deals.

0:42:45.600 --> 0:42:45.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:42:45.880 --> 0:42:48.479
<v Speaker 3>Number two, every MET shirt is twenty five to forty

0:42:48.520 --> 0:42:53.000
<v Speaker 3>five dollars. Of course, they were fourteen dollars two weeks ago. Yep,

0:42:53.040 --> 0:42:55.520
<v Speaker 3>the stock has gone on. They've jacked up the price.

0:42:55.520 --> 0:42:57.479
<v Speaker 3>So that's the price of winning, my friend. The price

0:42:57.520 --> 0:42:59.680
<v Speaker 3>is will get a MET shirt? Yeah, how do you

0:42:59.719 --> 0:43:01.360
<v Speaker 3>want to How do you think the Yankees feel?

0:43:01.680 --> 0:43:03.440
<v Speaker 2>You want to get a Minnesota twin shirt? They're like

0:43:03.480 --> 0:43:07.680
<v Speaker 2>eight bucks. Yeah, yeah, MET shirt twenty five thirty five dollars.

0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:11.200
<v Speaker 2>Talking about shirt, not today, my friend.

0:43:11.280 --> 0:43:12.839
<v Speaker 3>You gotta wear, you know much as you know much

0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:16.200
<v Speaker 3>a Suresey as a Dix Sporting Goods. Yeah, Jersey's like

0:43:16.200 --> 0:43:17.680
<v Speaker 3>a shirt that has the name in the number back.

0:43:17.719 --> 0:43:21.200
<v Speaker 3>They're like forty bucks, forty forty bucks for a T

0:43:21.360 --> 0:43:26.879
<v Speaker 3>shirt with long sleeves, no short sleeve, a short sleep

0:43:26.960 --> 0:43:27.719
<v Speaker 3>Jersey short sleep.

0:43:28.440 --> 0:43:30.520
<v Speaker 2>It's a shirt, but it's a Jersey name, it's a jersey. Yeah,

0:43:30.560 --> 0:43:32.600
<v Speaker 2>it's a jersey jersey Joe. People call him jerks, but

0:43:32.640 --> 0:43:35.640
<v Speaker 2>it's not a jerk. It's a jersey shirt like a

0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:39.680
<v Speaker 2>jersey jerk. Better, but you're a jerk. You're a dumb jerk.

0:43:40.440 --> 0:43:46.399
<v Speaker 2>We gotta we gotta take a break, all right, Oh,

0:43:46.480 --> 0:43:49.760
<v Speaker 2>I almost forgot, Brody. You know my friend's share. Of course,

0:43:50.360 --> 0:43:53.439
<v Speaker 2>our friends share. Yeah, you're a godfather to her kid.

0:43:53.880 --> 0:43:57.200
<v Speaker 2>End zo right, and of course I do that. The

0:43:57.239 --> 0:44:01.040
<v Speaker 2>part time podcast I have with her, no speaking volumes.

0:44:01.120 --> 0:44:04.440
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's a very good she's been you know,

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:07.239
<v Speaker 2>she's been busy lately. Obviously she has her handful with

0:44:07.280 --> 0:44:10.960
<v Speaker 2>her two kids, my godson, you know, and Portia her

0:44:11.080 --> 0:44:16.760
<v Speaker 2>the daughter, you know, her daughter. She's been filming movies. Well,

0:44:17.480 --> 0:44:21.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm very very well, you know, Well, come on, Brody,

0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:28.560
<v Speaker 2>come on, don't don't go there. She is in a

0:44:28.600 --> 0:44:31.960
<v Speaker 2>feature film, a film that she made with Tom Welling.

0:44:32.680 --> 0:44:34.920
<v Speaker 2>This is a big one for her, Brody. She plays

0:44:34.920 --> 0:44:38.840
<v Speaker 2>a major part and it comes out tomorrow. By the

0:44:38.840 --> 0:44:41.640
<v Speaker 2>time you hear this, it'll be out already on video

0:44:41.719 --> 0:44:46.080
<v Speaker 2>on demand anywhere you buy movies. So think of all

0:44:46.120 --> 0:44:49.640
<v Speaker 2>the services Apple and uh, you know, I guess who

0:44:49.760 --> 0:44:51.360
<v Speaker 2>where can you buy films. You can't do it on

0:44:51.640 --> 0:44:54.200
<v Speaker 2>not Netflix and Hulu because those are free. Right. But

0:44:54.800 --> 0:44:58.640
<v Speaker 2>the film is called Amazon Amazon Yep, Amazon, Yep. It's

0:44:58.680 --> 0:45:02.400
<v Speaker 2>called Mafia Wars. Google it. Wow, Mafia Wars with Tom Welling.

0:45:02.719 --> 0:45:07.760
<v Speaker 2>She's the third billing. She is is. She filmed in Italy.

0:45:09.040 --> 0:45:12.000
<v Speaker 2>She was so excited. Her daughter Porscha made it into

0:45:12.000 --> 0:45:14.440
<v Speaker 2>the film because they thought she was so cute on

0:45:14.520 --> 0:45:18.200
<v Speaker 2>set that they used her as Tom Welling's niece. So

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:22.360
<v Speaker 2>she's in it as well, her daughter Portia. I'm tremendous,

0:45:22.520 --> 0:45:25.920
<v Speaker 2>super excited for her. Google it. It's called Mafia Wars.

0:45:26.719 --> 0:45:30.359
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, no, I mean the last film she had

0:45:30.840 --> 0:45:33.359
<v Speaker 2>very few lines and it was a very minor role.

0:45:33.640 --> 0:45:37.200
<v Speaker 2>She's a she's a major character in this film. She's

0:45:37.640 --> 0:45:41.040
<v Speaker 2>she got interviewed by Extra and some a lot of

0:45:41.080 --> 0:45:44.359
<v Speaker 2>the media outlets and stuff like that with Tom. It's amazing. Yeah,

0:45:44.360 --> 0:45:47.680
<v Speaker 2>I should do a podcast with her, So I'm really

0:45:47.719 --> 0:45:51.760
<v Speaker 2>excited for her. My podcast partner and friend, longtime friends

0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:55.440
<v Speaker 2>share share Concenza. You didn't get this excited when I

0:45:55.440 --> 0:45:57.240
<v Speaker 2>told you had a new met song coming out. Wow,

0:45:57.640 --> 0:46:00.160
<v Speaker 2>Well this is pretty big, Brody, This is this, No,

0:46:00.239 --> 0:46:01.800
<v Speaker 2>this is a real deal. This is like our friend

0:46:01.840 --> 0:46:03.399
<v Speaker 2>is in a big movie. This is not a friend

0:46:03.480 --> 0:46:07.200
<v Speaker 2>is a fucking movie star. Yeah, this is amazing. Share

0:46:07.360 --> 0:46:09.960
<v Speaker 2>c H E R. Casenza you can google her c

0:46:10.040 --> 0:46:14.160
<v Speaker 2>O S S E n z A and congratulations on

0:46:14.200 --> 0:46:16.880
<v Speaker 2>the release of Mafia Wars. You know, I don't know

0:46:16.880 --> 0:46:19.239
<v Speaker 2>where it's going to go from here, but you know.

0:46:19.280 --> 0:46:23.120
<v Speaker 3>Now, how did how did share Cozenza, who has a

0:46:23.200 --> 0:46:26.440
<v Speaker 3>kid named Enzo get into a movie about the Mafia?

0:46:26.480 --> 0:46:30.279
<v Speaker 2>You have no clue. I think at one point in

0:46:30.600 --> 0:46:34.680
<v Speaker 2>the poster for the film, she's carrying an ak as

0:46:34.719 --> 0:46:37.160
<v Speaker 2>a nun dressed as a nun because she's in disguise.

0:46:38.360 --> 0:46:41.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, Yeah, you gotta bro No, Brody, google it.

0:46:41.400 --> 0:46:45.399
<v Speaker 2>You gotta see it. I'm not even kidding anyway. While

0:46:45.440 --> 0:46:49.799
<v Speaker 2>you're pulling that, I'm going to say I have a

0:46:49.840 --> 0:46:55.520
<v Speaker 2>real problemedia. Mafia Wars is a DEFUNCTUM multiplayer social network game.

0:46:55.680 --> 0:46:59.520
<v Speaker 2>No no, no, Mafia Wars film, Mafia Worst Film film.

0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh this is actually the game. Mafia Wars is awesome. Yeah,

0:47:02.960 --> 0:47:03.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't really know that.

0:47:04.480 --> 0:47:05.960
<v Speaker 3>Hey, is this a movie that she made a couple

0:47:06.000 --> 0:47:08.560
<v Speaker 3>of years ago. I remember her saying she was going

0:47:08.600 --> 0:47:09.160
<v Speaker 3>to be making it.

0:47:09.280 --> 0:47:13.839
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, finally Alatics finally out tomorrow. Oh yeah, here

0:47:13.840 --> 0:47:16.520
<v Speaker 2>it is. Look at that she's in the trailer and

0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:20.080
<v Speaker 2>everything kind of wild. That's true.

0:47:20.120 --> 0:47:23.000
<v Speaker 3>Our next con gets released early from prison, only to

0:47:23.000 --> 0:47:26.279
<v Speaker 3>be forced into an undercover unit of six men, and

0:47:26.320 --> 0:47:29.560
<v Speaker 3>on his first day the other five are killed.

0:47:30.239 --> 0:47:34.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Tom Welling great, Oh Tom Welling is a real deal? Active?

0:47:36.640 --> 0:47:43.040
<v Speaker 2>This is is in the trailer. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah,

0:47:43.120 --> 0:47:45.799
<v Speaker 2>my friend's here. Yeah, I think I think I'm going

0:47:45.880 --> 0:47:48.400
<v Speaker 2>to support her by buying the buying the movie on

0:47:48.480 --> 0:47:51.640
<v Speaker 2>demand and watching it. I have to How do I not? Yeah, no,

0:47:51.680 --> 0:47:53.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'll do that. Yeah, definitely do it. Brodie

0:47:54.480 --> 0:47:56.600
<v Speaker 2>should really, well, she should really give you a log

0:47:56.600 --> 0:47:59.319
<v Speaker 2>in for that. Let's let's let's shore our support, let's

0:47:59.400 --> 0:48:02.480
<v Speaker 2>pay pay. Yes, absolutely, And it's actually a movie that

0:48:02.480 --> 0:48:06.000
<v Speaker 2>I want to see. It's Mafia Wars. It takes place

0:48:06.040 --> 0:48:12.279
<v Speaker 2>in Italy. All right, who's more Italian than you? I

0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:19.720
<v Speaker 2>have a problem, don't you? Always me of you? This sucks.

0:48:21.400 --> 0:48:23.799
<v Speaker 2>I want to do this without saying names. But I

0:48:23.840 --> 0:48:26.080
<v Speaker 2>went out with Robin and I went out with a

0:48:26.080 --> 0:48:30.759
<v Speaker 2>couple last week. We went out to dinner. We had

0:48:30.760 --> 0:48:35.560
<v Speaker 2>a great time. She uh. They left. They have two kids,

0:48:36.600 --> 0:48:42.239
<v Speaker 2>younger kids, and the whole plan was predicated on the

0:48:42.239 --> 0:48:44.320
<v Speaker 2>fact that we hadn't seen each other in so long.

0:48:45.840 --> 0:48:49.920
<v Speaker 2>And finally the grandparents were coming over to watch the kids,

0:48:50.080 --> 0:48:54.480
<v Speaker 2>and this was their chance. Oh terrific to uh to

0:48:54.600 --> 0:48:58.920
<v Speaker 2>go out and have dinner. So Robin and I we

0:48:59.000 --> 0:49:02.520
<v Speaker 2>planned a dinner, the four of us, and we were

0:49:02.520 --> 0:49:05.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna go out to dinner followed by a bar after shoot.

0:49:05.920 --> 0:49:09.000
<v Speaker 2>The ship hang out like old times ship the shoot

0:49:09.400 --> 0:49:16.360
<v Speaker 2>loving it. Halfway through dinner, one of the kids can't shoot.

0:49:16.880 --> 0:49:19.560
<v Speaker 2>He's a little there's the sniffles and he can't sit. Okay,

0:49:19.640 --> 0:49:21.759
<v Speaker 2>all right, you get on the phone. So what is

0:49:21.800 --> 0:49:25.560
<v Speaker 2>he doing? He blows up my boy's phone, and he

0:49:25.640 --> 0:49:30.680
<v Speaker 2>blows up her phone. The kids. The kids starts calling

0:49:30.719 --> 0:49:34.360
<v Speaker 2>back and forth and like them until the mom finally

0:49:34.400 --> 0:49:36.239
<v Speaker 2>answers the phones. I got to take the call the

0:49:36.320 --> 0:49:40.200
<v Speaker 2>kids and the kid. No, the kid called the kids

0:49:40.200 --> 0:49:47.800
<v Speaker 2>old enough, hold on, yeah right, so he finally so, so, yeah, okay,

0:49:47.920 --> 0:49:49.800
<v Speaker 2>you can't sleep. Oh I know, yeah, yeah, I know

0:49:49.840 --> 0:49:54.799
<v Speaker 2>you're feeling sick. Oh that's okay, all right. And I

0:49:54.880 --> 0:49:57.719
<v Speaker 2>knew what was coming as soon as we were done

0:49:57.719 --> 0:50:03.720
<v Speaker 2>with dinner. The wife was like, yeah, we better get back.

0:50:04.040 --> 0:50:06.160
<v Speaker 2>It's it's for the best. We're gonna go back to

0:50:06.200 --> 0:50:08.720
<v Speaker 2>her and me and Robin are sitting They're like, what

0:50:09.520 --> 0:50:13.800
<v Speaker 2>Robin and I, Robin and me? What about the We're

0:50:13.840 --> 0:50:16.520
<v Speaker 2>gonna go to this great bar and and and the

0:50:16.600 --> 0:50:22.920
<v Speaker 2>husband was like, Thot, we're gonna go to the Yeah, no,

0:50:23.280 --> 0:50:26.960
<v Speaker 2>that's yeah. We how far I live from you? Well

0:50:27.000 --> 0:50:32.120
<v Speaker 2>we met halfway. We met at a restaurant halfway and

0:50:32.239 --> 0:50:36.080
<v Speaker 2>uh so they went home, they went home, and they

0:50:36.080 --> 0:50:37.040
<v Speaker 2>cut the night short.

0:50:37.800 --> 0:50:40.080
<v Speaker 3>Well, here's what I would have done. Yeah, here's what

0:50:40.080 --> 0:50:43.040
<v Speaker 3>I would have done. Hold on, I'm with you. I'd

0:50:43.080 --> 0:50:45.640
<v Speaker 3>be very upset. I would have been a prick. I

0:50:45.640 --> 0:50:47.880
<v Speaker 3>would have said to the couple, I'm gonna call the

0:50:47.960 --> 0:50:50.319
<v Speaker 3>husband Steve, just for hell of it. You know what,

0:50:51.120 --> 0:50:52.640
<v Speaker 3>I totally understand. You have to go home, take care

0:50:52.640 --> 0:50:54.600
<v Speaker 3>of the kid. Steve's gonna hang out with us and

0:50:54.640 --> 0:51:01.000
<v Speaker 3>we'll bring him home later. A right, Steve, that both

0:51:01.040 --> 0:51:02.080
<v Speaker 3>parents don't need to go home.

0:51:02.360 --> 0:51:03.560
<v Speaker 2>That's a dick move.

0:51:04.320 --> 0:51:06.880
<v Speaker 3>Well, a dick move is canceling on plans with a

0:51:06.920 --> 0:51:08.080
<v Speaker 3>couple you haven't seen in a while.

0:51:08.239 --> 0:51:09.799
<v Speaker 2>Now is he your friend or is she your friend?

0:51:09.800 --> 0:51:10.960
<v Speaker 2>He's your friend? Right?

0:51:11.320 --> 0:51:14.319
<v Speaker 3>So she She's like, oh yeah, but yeah, what if

0:51:14.320 --> 0:51:16.319
<v Speaker 3>she had the babe. What if she told the grandparents

0:51:16.360 --> 0:51:18.319
<v Speaker 3>if I text you have the kid, call.

0:51:18.320 --> 0:51:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Means having a terrible time at dinner of the kid.

0:51:22.360 --> 0:51:25.759
<v Speaker 2>What if the kids have actually called. What if it

0:51:25.760 --> 0:51:28.959
<v Speaker 2>was the grandparents going, so you want to come home now?

0:51:29.000 --> 0:51:31.840
<v Speaker 2>So I do not sleep? And Mike, mikey, I brought

0:51:31.840 --> 0:51:33.759
<v Speaker 2>this to the Big show and after joking with me

0:51:33.880 --> 0:51:35.440
<v Speaker 2>that that that could have been the case that you

0:51:35.560 --> 0:51:41.280
<v Speaker 2>just mentioned a podcast, they started railing on me, especially Danielle, saying,

0:51:41.719 --> 0:51:44.520
<v Speaker 2>you don't know what it's like because you don't have kids.

0:51:45.000 --> 0:51:47.200
<v Speaker 2>How old is the kid? It's like eight or nine.

0:51:47.680 --> 0:51:52.560
<v Speaker 2>But I'm like, fuck that. How soft are we now?

0:51:52.719 --> 0:51:55.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, listen, I've understand if the kid falls and

0:51:56.000 --> 0:51:58.040
<v Speaker 2>has to go to the hospital, I get it, you

0:51:58.239 --> 0:52:00.800
<v Speaker 2>end your night. But it was like the kid couldn't

0:52:00.800 --> 0:52:03.640
<v Speaker 2>sleep and he was a little under the weather. Fuck that.

0:52:04.840 --> 0:52:10.400
<v Speaker 4>Fuck that, But you don't understand, scary. You're not a parent,

0:52:10.600 --> 0:52:14.040
<v Speaker 4>and this is exactly you know, You're just selfish And

0:52:14.040 --> 0:52:17.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, no, that's the kid being selfish, and that

0:52:17.680 --> 0:52:22.319
<v Speaker 4>is in my opinion, bad parenting, or you know, the

0:52:22.400 --> 0:52:25.440
<v Speaker 4>grandparents can't handle this shit, or what the fuck is

0:52:25.480 --> 0:52:26.200
<v Speaker 4>going on here?

0:52:26.680 --> 0:52:28.919
<v Speaker 2>You're allowing this? This is the one that the whole

0:52:28.960 --> 0:52:31.680
<v Speaker 2>purpose of tonight was that it was gonna be your

0:52:31.719 --> 0:52:34.160
<v Speaker 2>one night to hang out and hang out and have

0:52:34.239 --> 0:52:37.200
<v Speaker 2>some drinks and have a full night. I was angry. Well,

0:52:38.880 --> 0:52:42.920
<v Speaker 2>the whole show turned against me, but I'll have him go.

0:52:43.440 --> 0:52:45.360
<v Speaker 2>Who has no kids turned against No, No, she was

0:52:45.400 --> 0:52:47.880
<v Speaker 2>on my side. Everyone else I figured it. Yeah, Yeah,

0:52:48.960 --> 0:52:52.440
<v Speaker 2>of the text messages who were fucking parents with kids

0:52:53.320 --> 0:52:56.880
<v Speaker 2>agreed with me, saying Nope, scary is right unless my

0:52:56.960 --> 0:53:01.160
<v Speaker 2>kids losing an arm, I'm not going home, or yeah,

0:53:01.280 --> 0:53:06.080
<v Speaker 2>look what's going on with this generation people? While he's

0:53:06.080 --> 0:53:09.040
<v Speaker 2>so fucking soft, but it's not a generational thing. It's

0:53:09.040 --> 0:53:12.600
<v Speaker 2>though those particular parents don't represent all parents, most parents.

0:53:13.200 --> 0:53:17.359
<v Speaker 2>It's it's it's it's terrible what's happening now? Again, there

0:53:17.360 --> 0:53:20.640
<v Speaker 2>are people listening to this podcast that are gonna disagree

0:53:20.719 --> 0:53:25.440
<v Speaker 2>with me vehemently. I mean, and take the side of all,

0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:27.680
<v Speaker 2>but they you know what the kid is thinking. You

0:53:27.719 --> 0:53:31.160
<v Speaker 2>gotta you gotta go cut the nights short. It's all

0:53:31.239 --> 0:53:33.799
<v Speaker 2>once you get kids. It's it's all about them and

0:53:33.840 --> 0:53:37.080
<v Speaker 2>not you. It's not about anyone else except for the kids.

0:53:37.120 --> 0:53:41.359
<v Speaker 2>You live for your kids, and I understand that to

0:53:41.400 --> 0:53:41.840
<v Speaker 2>an extent.

0:53:41.880 --> 0:53:44.239
<v Speaker 3>Here's here's how I would have handled it, and I'll

0:53:44.239 --> 0:53:47.040
<v Speaker 3>tell how my wife would have handled it. I would

0:53:47.080 --> 0:53:49.680
<v Speaker 3>have said, because as a kid, if I pulled that

0:53:49.719 --> 0:53:50.960
<v Speaker 3>ship with my parents when I was at my.

0:53:50.960 --> 0:53:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Grandfon right, that's where I was gonna go next.

0:53:53.239 --> 0:53:55.640
<v Speaker 3>Get First of all, First of all, my grandfather wouldn't

0:53:55.640 --> 0:53:56.480
<v Speaker 3>have let me use the phone.

0:53:56.600 --> 0:53:58.040
<v Speaker 2>They were on cell phones back then. He would not

0:53:58.080 --> 0:53:58.879
<v Speaker 2>have let me used the phone.

0:53:59.320 --> 0:54:02.080
<v Speaker 3>He would have pretended to call my parents and pretended

0:54:02.080 --> 0:54:04.840
<v Speaker 3>to have a conversation and then told me your parents

0:54:04.880 --> 0:54:06.800
<v Speaker 3>said that you know whatever.

0:54:07.120 --> 0:54:07.319
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

0:54:07.360 --> 0:54:09.680
<v Speaker 3>He would not have even my parents, my grandparents would

0:54:09.680 --> 0:54:10.440
<v Speaker 3>not have been part of it.

0:54:10.480 --> 0:54:11.560
<v Speaker 2>They would have just lied to me.

0:54:12.480 --> 0:54:15.240
<v Speaker 3>If I got my parents on the phone, my mother

0:54:16.280 --> 0:54:18.120
<v Speaker 3>my father would definitely tell me to go to hell

0:54:18.160 --> 0:54:23.200
<v Speaker 3>to sleep. My mother would would have told me, And

0:54:23.239 --> 0:54:24.640
<v Speaker 3>this is what I would do, because is what my

0:54:24.640 --> 0:54:28.879
<v Speaker 3>my parents would have done. Go to sleep, Okay, lay

0:54:28.880 --> 0:54:31.600
<v Speaker 3>in bed, close your eyes, and if you're sleeping when

0:54:31.640 --> 0:54:34.160
<v Speaker 3>we come home, we'll wake you up and we'll give

0:54:34.160 --> 0:54:37.319
<v Speaker 3>you a little tea and we'll play cards or stuff.

0:54:37.320 --> 0:54:39.560
<v Speaker 3>We'll do something, and then the next morning I wouldn't

0:54:39.560 --> 0:54:42.040
<v Speaker 3>remember anyway, right the thing, get the kid to go

0:54:42.040 --> 0:54:44.759
<v Speaker 3>to sleep, Just lay in bed, close your eyes, and

0:54:44.840 --> 0:54:45.600
<v Speaker 3>we'll be on our way home.

0:54:45.640 --> 0:54:47.239
<v Speaker 2>But it's gonna take a couple hours. We went far,

0:54:47.280 --> 0:54:50.120
<v Speaker 2>but we're on our way, and then it's it. The

0:54:50.200 --> 0:54:53.879
<v Speaker 2>kid will fall asleep, lie that you'll outlet. Your lie

0:54:53.920 --> 0:54:56.040
<v Speaker 2>will outlast the kid being awake.

0:54:56.680 --> 0:55:00.160
<v Speaker 3>You know where the term grandparents comes from from the

0:55:00.160 --> 0:55:05.160
<v Speaker 3>word parents, because in order to be grandparents, in most cases,

0:55:05.920 --> 0:55:09.040
<v Speaker 3>you had to be a parent. They should know how

0:55:09.080 --> 0:55:10.360
<v Speaker 3>to lie to the kid and get the kid to

0:55:10.360 --> 0:55:13.600
<v Speaker 3>go to bed right exactly. I spoke to your mother

0:55:13.640 --> 0:55:16.560
<v Speaker 3>on the phone. She said, if you go to bed now. Look,

0:55:16.600 --> 0:55:18.120
<v Speaker 3>if the kid is sick as the stomach ache, give

0:55:18.160 --> 0:55:20.480
<v Speaker 3>them some tea, give him some asspen whatever. But if

0:55:20.520 --> 0:55:23.520
<v Speaker 3>the kids just like my mommy and my mommy, you say,

0:55:23.560 --> 0:55:26.120
<v Speaker 3>you know what, your mom's having a good time. She said,

0:55:26.160 --> 0:55:28.120
<v Speaker 3>she's on her way home in about an hour, but

0:55:28.160 --> 0:55:29.799
<v Speaker 3>she wants you to go to sleep and she'll wake

0:55:29.800 --> 0:55:30.960
<v Speaker 3>you up when she gets home, and she'll give you

0:55:30.960 --> 0:55:33.839
<v Speaker 3>a kiss. On the head and the kids, Mom's gonna

0:55:33.840 --> 0:55:34.600
<v Speaker 3>wake me up when I get home.

0:55:34.600 --> 0:55:38.360
<v Speaker 2>I never understand how the parents, parents would just koutout

0:55:38.440 --> 0:55:40.719
<v Speaker 2>to their kids, their parents out there that would have

0:55:40.719 --> 0:55:43.239
<v Speaker 2>reacted and done the same thing and just gone home

0:55:43.400 --> 0:55:46.600
<v Speaker 2>the kid has a fever. I never I'm just taking

0:55:46.640 --> 0:55:49.319
<v Speaker 2>it back to the way I would have been treated.

0:55:49.560 --> 0:55:51.840
<v Speaker 2>There were times I was with my grand My grandparents

0:55:51.880 --> 0:55:53.399
<v Speaker 2>were like, I don't want to fucking be in at

0:55:53.400 --> 0:55:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Millie's house, think Grandma, and I don't want to sleep.

0:55:55.920 --> 0:56:00.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, and my parents and you talk cracked me

0:56:00.640 --> 0:56:04.879
<v Speaker 2>across the face. Go to bed. That's the But I'm

0:56:04.920 --> 0:56:07.080
<v Speaker 2>telling you, we're too fucking soft.

0:56:07.760 --> 0:56:10.560
<v Speaker 3>How did these parents. I don't just say these parents

0:56:10.560 --> 0:56:11.920
<v Speaker 3>are too soft. I don't know about all parents. I

0:56:11.960 --> 0:56:14.080
<v Speaker 3>know lots of parents that are tough. My friend Jeff

0:56:14.080 --> 0:56:16.560
<v Speaker 3>Wild tell his kid to go out himself. So it's

0:56:16.600 --> 0:56:22.799
<v Speaker 3>not all people that being said. That being said, they

0:56:22.800 --> 0:56:25.640
<v Speaker 3>shouldn't have gone out if they were worried they might

0:56:25.680 --> 0:56:27.840
<v Speaker 3>have to go home if the kid was crying complaining

0:56:28.280 --> 0:56:29.719
<v Speaker 3>when they when they went out, the kid was the

0:56:29.719 --> 0:56:32.520
<v Speaker 3>same sick as when he called right correct, he didn't

0:56:32.560 --> 0:56:33.120
<v Speaker 3>get sicker.

0:56:34.360 --> 0:56:36.920
<v Speaker 2>Is the wife wanted to go home. She saw you

0:56:36.960 --> 0:56:37.640
<v Speaker 2>were a gavone.

0:56:40.480 --> 0:56:43.080
<v Speaker 3>No, no, she's like, oh, scary just cost me one

0:56:43.120 --> 0:56:44.440
<v Speaker 3>hundred and fifty dollars for dinner.

0:56:44.640 --> 0:56:47.160
<v Speaker 2>Because he's drinking and she was she drinking. He could

0:56:47.200 --> 0:56:50.000
<v Speaker 2>say that she was drinking. She drinking. She was drinking,

0:56:50.400 --> 0:56:52.920
<v Speaker 2>drinking more. You and Robin are them? No, No, we equal.

0:56:52.960 --> 0:56:55.000
<v Speaker 2>We did round for round. We did a couple of

0:56:55.080 --> 0:56:56.600
<v Speaker 2>rounds of drinks. That was it. It was nothing. You

0:56:57.360 --> 0:56:59.959
<v Speaker 2>ran up the table. We're gonna go to some club

0:57:00.040 --> 0:57:02.839
<v Speaker 2>after this. There was no club. We said. It wasn't

0:57:02.840 --> 0:57:03.600
<v Speaker 2>a club. It was a bar.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you're going to a bar probably, figure, you

0:57:06.320 --> 0:57:08.040
<v Speaker 3>know what. Look, I'm gonna get home to the kids.

0:57:08.800 --> 0:57:11.279
<v Speaker 3>Given the choice between scary and some woman is dating

0:57:12.200 --> 0:57:12.720
<v Speaker 3>just sucks.

0:57:12.760 --> 0:57:14.440
<v Speaker 2>Man. I just I don't understand.

0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:16.760
<v Speaker 3>Did your friend did your friend ever question his wife?

0:57:16.800 --> 0:57:18.280
<v Speaker 3>Did your friend ever say.

0:57:18.160 --> 0:57:21.160
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the sure, honey, that's the other thing. That's

0:57:21.200 --> 0:57:22.880
<v Speaker 2>not my fight to fight. I can't get it that,

0:57:23.160 --> 0:57:25.240
<v Speaker 2>but but you know what that was me in that marriage.

0:57:25.280 --> 0:57:26.000
<v Speaker 1>I know.

0:57:26.680 --> 0:57:29.720
<v Speaker 2>No he didn't. She said we're going home, and he went, okay. No,

0:57:29.920 --> 0:57:33.280
<v Speaker 2>he was simple. He's simple. He's a simple. He just

0:57:34.480 --> 0:57:37.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I can't believe it. What have what has

0:57:37.120 --> 0:57:38.640
<v Speaker 2>become of you? Now? I didn't want them to get

0:57:38.680 --> 0:57:42.880
<v Speaker 2>into a fight over it, but he's just yes, okay,

0:57:43.360 --> 0:57:46.360
<v Speaker 2>all right, okay, dear, all right, dear, we're gonna go

0:57:47.920 --> 0:57:49.160
<v Speaker 2>get the fuck out of here.

0:57:50.200 --> 0:57:52.560
<v Speaker 3>He should have said, look, you don't want to embarrass

0:57:52.600 --> 0:57:54.240
<v Speaker 3>your wife put her on the spot.

0:57:54.360 --> 0:57:57.080
<v Speaker 2>But I don't know I would.

0:57:57.080 --> 0:58:01.200
<v Speaker 3>I would have been like, yeah, at least question he goes,

0:58:01.280 --> 0:58:02.360
<v Speaker 3>is he is he in pain?

0:58:03.160 --> 0:58:07.120
<v Speaker 2>Or is he just like anyway? Robin and I like

0:58:07.160 --> 0:58:09.240
<v Speaker 2>looked at each other, like, what are we gonna do?

0:58:09.440 --> 0:58:10.840
<v Speaker 2>You and Rob looked at each other and went, this

0:58:10.920 --> 0:58:14.080
<v Speaker 2>is why we don't have kids. This is exactly why

0:58:14.120 --> 0:58:17.440
<v Speaker 2>we don't have kid. You made the face. We looked

0:58:17.440 --> 0:58:20.600
<v Speaker 2>at each other went out, You're like kids. We are

0:58:20.640 --> 0:58:22.520
<v Speaker 2>just we are right, We're doing the We're on the

0:58:22.640 --> 0:58:27.600
<v Speaker 2>right path. It's the podcast.

0:58:28.440 --> 0:58:32.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll tell you this, back to that conversation we

0:58:32.120 --> 0:58:34.400
<v Speaker 3>just ended. Yea, I will tell you that I would

0:58:34.440 --> 0:58:36.640
<v Speaker 3>have been like to my wife, Oh, we're going out,

0:58:36.720 --> 0:58:38.240
<v Speaker 3>let's go out. What are you talking about? He'll be

0:58:38.240 --> 0:58:41.120
<v Speaker 3>fine with the grandparents. I think my wife would have

0:58:41.200 --> 0:58:45.240
<v Speaker 3>leaned towards going home. She would have leaned. I think

0:58:45.240 --> 0:58:45.880
<v Speaker 3>she would have leaned.

0:58:45.920 --> 0:58:47.520
<v Speaker 2>But also I got a bounce with you. It's why

0:58:47.560 --> 0:58:50.920
<v Speaker 2>my kids like her more, because she's one of the

0:58:50.920 --> 0:58:52.960
<v Speaker 2>many reasons. She'll give it, she'll give it. No, I

0:58:52.960 --> 0:58:54.600
<v Speaker 2>think she would have been like, you know what, I

0:58:54.640 --> 0:58:57.240
<v Speaker 2>feel bad for them. What's another hour and a half.

0:58:57.520 --> 0:58:58.960
<v Speaker 2>We were going to end up at a bar, and

0:58:58.960 --> 0:59:00.919
<v Speaker 2>we were gonna end up having another drink, a drink

0:59:01.000 --> 0:59:02.840
<v Speaker 2>or two and call it a night. We weren't going

0:59:02.840 --> 0:59:04.200
<v Speaker 2>to have an incredibly late night.

0:59:06.000 --> 0:59:09.200
<v Speaker 3>In retrospect in my life, Okay, I can't speak for

0:59:09.320 --> 0:59:14.919
<v Speaker 3>the parents. When you first started the conversation, I'm like, oh, yeah,

0:59:15.000 --> 0:59:16.040
<v Speaker 3>fuck that right.

0:59:16.360 --> 0:59:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:59:17.240 --> 0:59:19.440
<v Speaker 3>But if I'm making a choice as the mother in

0:59:19.440 --> 0:59:21.320
<v Speaker 3>this situation only because she made the choice, could have

0:59:21.320 --> 0:59:21.720
<v Speaker 3>been the father.

0:59:22.000 --> 0:59:25.560
<v Speaker 2>But if I'm making the choice long term between.

0:59:27.040 --> 0:59:30.600
<v Speaker 3>Going out with a couple I don't really know, yeah,

0:59:30.720 --> 0:59:32.720
<v Speaker 3>or going home to the kid that might remember forever

0:59:32.800 --> 0:59:35.840
<v Speaker 3>that I gave up my plans and care more about

0:59:35.840 --> 0:59:37.840
<v Speaker 3>my kids and they would be nicer to me the

0:59:37.880 --> 0:59:40.560
<v Speaker 3>rest of my life, I might go home to Okay,

0:59:40.680 --> 0:59:42.920
<v Speaker 3>I might go because you know what, because now if

0:59:42.920 --> 0:59:45.000
<v Speaker 3>I had done in that situation, right, and I went

0:59:45.040 --> 0:59:47.600
<v Speaker 3>home For the rest of their lives. I could say,

0:59:47.880 --> 0:59:51.360
<v Speaker 3>remember that night I came home, don't have it. Tell

0:59:51.400 --> 0:59:53.440
<v Speaker 3>me I don't care about you. I gave up plans

0:59:53.440 --> 0:59:55.160
<v Speaker 3>with Scary and Robin to come home because you had

0:59:55.160 --> 0:59:57.160
<v Speaker 3>a tummy eights, So you would file that I always

0:59:57.160 --> 0:59:57.760
<v Speaker 3>put you first.

0:59:57.880 --> 0:59:59.160
<v Speaker 2>You file that for a later date.

0:59:59.600 --> 1:00:01.760
<v Speaker 3>All yeah, But I think in retrospect, if my kids

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<v Speaker 3>thought I put them first, I'd be better off.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, I think.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe she made that call. Mothers are smart. Mothers know

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<v Speaker 3>they're going to look bad in a situation. Maybe, but

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<v Speaker 3>in the long run, their kids are gonna worship them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and then she's never gonna see you again. So I

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<v Speaker 3>now that I rethink my answer. The smarter me has

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<v Speaker 3>learned from mistakes and would have gone home.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at you learn from your own mistakes. I would have.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotten on the phone with the kids said, you know what,

1:00:25.560 --> 1:00:27.000
<v Speaker 3>your mom's not sure if she wants to come home.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm putting my foot down and will be right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you. Wow, Brody, you never admit you're wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>and you you, an earlier version of yourself, would have

1:00:35.920 --> 1:00:38.480
<v Speaker 2>been wrong. I didn't say I was wrong, Younger Brody,

1:00:38.880 --> 1:00:41.560
<v Speaker 2>Young Brody would be wrong. Nope, I didn't say it

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<v Speaker 2>was wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>What I said was my kids right might have taken

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<v Speaker 3>it differently long term, Okay, all right. Therefore, knowing my

1:00:50.640 --> 1:00:53.280
<v Speaker 3>audience I would have made a different decision doesn't mean

1:00:53.280 --> 1:00:54.560
<v Speaker 3>I think I was I was wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, I know we have a few more minutes left

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<v Speaker 2>here before we go, but yeah, I feel like this

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<v Speaker 2>might as well just end this pod cast with a

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<v Speaker 2>therapy session for scary from being a being kicked around

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<v Speaker 2>by the people on the Big Show, because that was

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<v Speaker 2>the first they railed on me for that. But Brody,

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<v Speaker 2>there's something else that got to me this week that

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know again. Why hopefully you'll side with me

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<v Speaker 2>on this is you know, we were at an event.

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<v Speaker 2>We were at a dinner recently. We went to the

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<v Speaker 2>Cookies for Kids Cancer, the Chefs for Kids Cancer, A

1:01:30.480 --> 1:01:32.400
<v Speaker 2>bunch of chefs cooked for everybody in the room. One

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<v Speaker 2>of my one of my favorite events that we used

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<v Speaker 2>to go to. You've been and there were people in

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<v Speaker 2>the room. There were celebrities like Robert Kraft, the owner

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<v Speaker 2>of the Patriots the did you give him massage? What

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<v Speaker 2>a happy ending. It was a rare sighting of mister

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<v Speaker 2>Craft and Paul Rudd and man and uh and he

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<v Speaker 2>was talking to another in the building. The other guy,

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<v Speaker 2>who was Bobby conn of Olly Avli was they saw

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<v Speaker 2>the pictures. That's how I and Jason Biggs from American

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<v Speaker 2>Pie and others others. So they were there, so I said,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck it, I'm gonna run the table and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get pictures with all of them. Because it was a

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<v Speaker 2>cocktail hour setting, people just hanging around talking to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>So I approached each one one by one, Well, people

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<v Speaker 2>are on the big show. You got nice pictures, Gandhi Danielle.

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<v Speaker 2>They were creeping on me, taking video of me trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get pictures with these celebrities. They're making fun of

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<v Speaker 2>me in essence, saying what are you doing that for?

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<v Speaker 2>What are you going to get pictures? Oh my god,

1:02:36.920 --> 1:02:39.000
<v Speaker 2>it's so embarrassing, scary. What are you doing that for?

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<v Speaker 2>The And then I pointed out to them, in thirty

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<v Speaker 2>years of doing what we do, lots of people have

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<v Speaker 2>come up to want to take pictures with us. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, so people come up, so are you

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<v Speaker 2>trying to say that? First of all, a that those

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<v Speaker 2>people who want to take pictures with us are foolish

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<v Speaker 2>or it's idiotic, or it's embarrassing, or it's terrible. And secondly,

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<v Speaker 2>if they want to take pictures with us, we don't.

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<v Speaker 2>How do we feel when they say that? We feel good?

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<v Speaker 2>We feel good. We don't say we don't in our

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<v Speaker 2>own minds say oh my god, I got to take

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<v Speaker 2>a picture with this person. Never ever, ever, ever, whenever

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<v Speaker 2>someone approaches me and wants to take a picture, and

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<v Speaker 2>I could speak, and I could speak the same for

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<v Speaker 2>everyone on our show. We love it when people approach

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<v Speaker 2>us and say they want to take a picture with us.

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<v Speaker 2>We're respectful, we're cordial, we have some conversation, and we

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<v Speaker 2>take a picture happily, and we don't think anything of it.

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<v Speaker 2>So why would then Paul Rudd or Jason Biggs think

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<v Speaker 2>any different of me going up to them asking for

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<v Speaker 2>a picture. They should be I think they would be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>they're flattered, you know, okay, they would It would be

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<v Speaker 2>expected that I would ask for a picture. They wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>take anything less of me. They don't think I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 2>invading this. So we don't think those things of others.

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<v Speaker 2>So why would they think that of us? Now you're

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<v Speaker 2>the guy who went up to Seinfeld, didn't you ask

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<v Speaker 2>for a picture? Well, Jerry Seinfeld was having a conversation

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<v Speaker 2>with Steve Martin, and I'm like, yes, this would be

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<v Speaker 2>a guest only murders of the building. Yeah, And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>that would be amazing to get into between these two

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<v Speaker 2>guys and get a fucking iconic picture. That would be

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<v Speaker 2>the picture of this chnic picture, all time, all time comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>To get the both of these guys and be in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle. And Steve Martin was ready to do the picture,

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<v Speaker 2>and then Sidefeld was the one. Yeah maybe not. That's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it better? Isn't it better just to talk with

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<v Speaker 2>us and have a conversation. And like he fucking talked

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<v Speaker 2>me out of taking a picture with him, making me

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<v Speaker 2>feel stupid. I have said, how about you, Steve, can

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<v Speaker 2>we get a picture without Jerry? I would have taken

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<v Speaker 2>a picture of Steve. Steve probably would have went for

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<v Speaker 2>it too, because he's that kind of huge. But I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think there's anything wrong. Listen, But is it wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, first of all, I think first of all

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<v Speaker 2>the other thing I wanted to say, was anybody anybody

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<v Speaker 2>listening to this podcast are slices if they were in

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<v Speaker 2>that room, and then that's it with us with us, No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>they would also want to go. They would also want

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<v Speaker 2>to take pictures with these people or you or me

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<v Speaker 2>or not, but we would. My point is, if you're

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<v Speaker 2>in a room with Paul Rudd and Jason Biggs and

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<v Speaker 2>and Robert Kraft is just hilarious. Actually, Robert Kraft's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Hilarious, Hils, listen if you wanted. If Paula didn't want

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<v Speaker 3>to get a picture. Let's say Paul Rodg was like, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm at a charity event, I'm dressed up, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>having a conversation. It's not really an appropriate time. Then

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<v Speaker 3>it's they could just say, you know what, give me

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<v Speaker 3>a few minutes, or I'm really not in the frame

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<v Speaker 3>of mind, but thank you very much. I'm flattered he

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<v Speaker 3>could do that. But I see the picture he took.

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<v Speaker 2>You always like ay wi. Yeah. And plus I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not approaching him at a funeral. This isn't like

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<v Speaker 2>a he's not sitting down having dinner with his family.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't I've probably.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotten turned down for a picture by a celebrity to

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<v Speaker 3>celebrities once at the same time. Who's at so? So

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<v Speaker 3>I was with you. We were at a it was

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<v Speaker 3>twenty fifteen. I think we were at a Mets World series

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<v Speaker 3>game or a playoff game. Yeah, and Bill Maher and

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Moore, the director, were sitting behind us. We had

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<v Speaker 3>we had better seats than them. And Bill Maher is

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<v Speaker 3>a was a minor owner in the Mets before they sold,

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<v Speaker 3>and Michael Moore is as a good friend is so.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to write for Bill Maher on one of

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<v Speaker 3>his shows many many years ago, freelance. But he called

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<v Speaker 3>my house to thank me for writing for him, Like

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<v Speaker 3>I had a little bit of a relationship. My cousin

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<v Speaker 3>worked him for many years. So I went up to

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<v Speaker 3>my said hello, I said, he used to be a

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<v Speaker 3>writer for you back on this old show you did whatever?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh great, yeah, yeah, I said hello to Michael. I

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<v Speaker 3>told him I was a fan of some of his

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<v Speaker 3>work whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was.

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<v Speaker 3>Walking away and I turned around, I go, can we

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<v Speaker 3>get a quick picture? And they were like, eh, wow. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>in fairness, no offense to them. Michael Moore always looks

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<v Speaker 3>like crap, So I can't say it was him, but

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<v Speaker 3>Bill Maher wasn't like Bill Maher didn't look like dressed up,

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<v Speaker 3>his hair wasn't done. He was sort of leveled like

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<v Speaker 3>he was in a Mets game, you know, like maybe

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<v Speaker 3>he didn't want to take a picture because he wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>in picture mode. We've been there, I've been I've been

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<v Speaker 3>like I've been out at different things where I feel like,

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<v Speaker 3>I hope nobody asked me for a picture because I

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<v Speaker 3>don't feel picturish. I don't feel picture worthy right now,

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<v Speaker 3>so I get it. But they did say no, and

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<v Speaker 3>I felt really bad because I was like, it would

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<v Speaker 3>have been nice in a Mets game to get a

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<v Speaker 3>picture what.

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<v Speaker 2>A guy used to write for and another guy you

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<v Speaker 2>like it. It was a you know, good picture.

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<v Speaker 3>But other than that, celebrities, I've been turned down for parodies,

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<v Speaker 3>you know that, artists that would not do a parody

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<v Speaker 3>for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, so I guess, I guess I'm wondering you had

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<v Speaker 2>every right, you had every right to go. Am I

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<v Speaker 2>second guessing myself in thinking that, oh shit, maybe this

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<v Speaker 2>is embarrassing. Maybe I embarrassed the people on the Morning

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<v Speaker 2>Show because I had a function with them and we're

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<v Speaker 2>no listen.

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<v Speaker 3>You know I love Danielle, love her, love Danielle. But

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<v Speaker 3>if David Beckham was at that event, she'd be on

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<v Speaker 3>him like white on Rice.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very true. Oh I know that, Spenny. You're listening

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<v Speaker 2>right now. You know that mom would absolutely not hold

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<v Speaker 2>back if if if David Beckham.

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<v Speaker 3>Was the home and say, hey, Spencer, just want to

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<v Speaker 3>let you know I had a chance to meet David Beckham,

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<v Speaker 3>but I didn't think it was right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it wasn't the right to go up to him.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't the right place. Come on, we know that's bullshit.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, It's right, it's right if one of her favorite people. Now, look,

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<v Speaker 3>you are not a Pole Rudd fan. You are not

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<v Speaker 3>a Jason Biggs fan, necessarily. You sure as hell are

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<v Speaker 3>a Robert Craft fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Certainly not a Robert Kraft fan. Right, But again there's

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<v Speaker 2>comedy and taking a picture of it. What am I?

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<v Speaker 2>What am I ever going to see Robert Kraft, who

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<v Speaker 2>was so random that he just appeared in the room, like,

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<v Speaker 2>fucking Robert Kraft is here. I gotta get a picture of.

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<v Speaker 3>The New England Patriots, who also, by the way, was

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<v Speaker 3>involved in a scandal because he was going to uh,

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<v Speaker 3>massage Pauler's in Florida on game days?

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<v Speaker 2>On game days? Didn't he fly?

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't he fly to Florida once for a hand job

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<v Speaker 3>at a and then flew back to New England or something?

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<v Speaker 2>For you? Yeah, Sarah Fox get well, yeah, so I

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<v Speaker 2>see where you're going with that. But both sort of

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<v Speaker 2>like a thing. I guess, well, if Gandhi, if Jason

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<v Speaker 2>Momoa and was in the room and hanging out having

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<v Speaker 2>a Ghandi would be absolutely Gandhi would have been like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh Jason, I love you. Can I get a picture now?

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<v Speaker 2>Gandhi wouldn't have gone to all twelve celebrities like you did,

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<v Speaker 2>So I have to preface what I'm saying you.

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<v Speaker 3>Went to all of them. Of course I probably would

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<v Speaker 3>have gone. Would I definitely would have wanted to picture

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<v Speaker 3>Paul Rudd?

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely. Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't ab a craft because I'm a Jets fan

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<v Speaker 3>and I hate I hate the Patriots, right, But I

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<v Speaker 3>don't think I would have bothered Jason Biggs necessarily who

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<v Speaker 3>else was there?

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<v Speaker 1>But I love him.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved him an American pie? Oh you love he

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<v Speaker 2>put his penis in a pie.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, name something Jason Biggs has done since then,

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<v Speaker 3>he's done some great movies.

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<v Speaker 2>What has he done? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I would get a picture of Paul Rudd, you know why.

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<v Speaker 3>Because he's fucking ant man, That's why. And I'm a

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<v Speaker 3>big MCU fan. He's ant man, That's why i'd get

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<v Speaker 3>a picture of him. And I love him and only

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<v Speaker 3>Murders of the Building. So I would get a picture

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<v Speaker 3>of Paul. And Bobby was in that film with him?

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<v Speaker 2>Mhm what film? And man, oh no, no he was not.

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<v Speaker 3>He was Bobby kind of Olly is a great actor.

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<v Speaker 3>I might get a picture of Bobby kind of Ollie

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<v Speaker 3>because he's a great actor. Always plays a gangster really well, listen,

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<v Speaker 3>he's really he's really talented. But I would have skipped

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<v Speaker 3>Jason Biggs unless unless you were like Brody, let's get it,

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<v Speaker 3>Brooklyn boys, Jason Bigs picture, I would like.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I don't know answer this question.

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<v Speaker 3>Honestly, though, scary a picture with Paul Rudd or the

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<v Speaker 3>Jar Gourmet cookies If you had to choose one.

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<v Speaker 2>The Jar Gourmet cookies. Look on the scariest picture on

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram with the Jar cookies. Oh man, those cookies are

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<v Speaker 2>so damn good boys, Boys,