WEBVTT - The Impressionist’s Audition

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, scary brand new phone tap? What's it all about?

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<v Speaker 2>John wants to play a phone tap on his roommate, Rebecca.

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<v Speaker 2>Rebecca is an amateur voice impressionist and she earns a

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<v Speaker 2>living doing her impressions at parties. She recently booked a

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<v Speaker 2>huge corporate event that's going to pay a.

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<v Speaker 1>Ton of money.

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<v Speaker 2>So her roommate John wants me to call her and

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<v Speaker 2>do a second audition for me over the phone. So

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<v Speaker 2>this is what she does for a living. She does

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<v Speaker 2>celebrity impersonation, Yes, and John already parties.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes she does.

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<v Speaker 2>And John also he provided me a list in advance

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<v Speaker 2>of all the voices she excels at. So I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to try and get her to do those.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, This could be a very odd phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see what happens. Hello, Hi, can I speak to

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<v Speaker 1>Rebecca Loslatti Please?

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<v Speaker 3>This is Rebecca Rebecca.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, this is Thomas Milfin from Negro has Everything. Oh Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>you supposed to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be doing our corporate gala, right? I figured I would

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<v Speaker 2>call up and see, uh, you know what you got

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<v Speaker 2>in you? A little bag of tricks?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I actually did. I came down in person and

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<v Speaker 3>I did my entire ads for Steve, and Steve booked

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<v Speaker 3>me for the job. We're all set to go. I

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<v Speaker 3>did the audition, and yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Steve is more of a financial guy. He's a little corporate.

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<v Speaker 2>There's gonna be like five hundred people here, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the pop culture guy. So I wanted to see

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<v Speaker 2>what you had. So how do you do Lady Gaga?

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<v Speaker 3>You want me to do this on the phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, just like this on the phone. It's totally fine.

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<v Speaker 1>So how would you do that?

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<v Speaker 3>Come only to Cary? I mean, like, I do a

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<v Speaker 3>parody of it. So I'm not really sure about you.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're tone deaf? Are you?

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<v Speaker 3>No? I'm not tone deaf?

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<v Speaker 1>How about Sharon Osborne?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, I do this hold it where she's on

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<v Speaker 3>the X Factor. It's like, no, you're not going to Holywood.

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<v Speaker 3>She no challenge, but you are coming home with me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll put peanut butter roll over your Jimmy nose and

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<v Speaker 3>make it all. I mean, like you, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>why I do that in front of your guests. Especially

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<v Speaker 3>wanted me to do something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>That was marginal at best.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, that's what.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't. I don't know. You weren't bringing it,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I was definitely bringing it. I mean I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I would need something for the older people at the party.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh Betty White, I mean, oh, oh hello, Oh I'm Betty.

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<v Speaker 3>Why does Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mean to offend, But if I wanted someone

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<v Speaker 2>to sound like that, I can wheel my grandmother in

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<v Speaker 2>and she could probably do a better Betty White impression.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm not trying to be here.

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<v Speaker 3>But that is stinging. Actually that's Steve. I already did

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<v Speaker 3>this for Steve and he was really happy with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Steve's really happy when he has any human interaction.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, uh okay, well let's see here. I could go

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<v Speaker 3>through I do cartoons. I could do that. I do

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<v Speaker 3>I'm black tension and then.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's that supposed to be?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? That that was Lisa Simpson.

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<v Speaker 1>That was Lisa.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, thank you? On the air. They know. How can

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<v Speaker 3>I interest you? And a what will we? I don't know?

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<v Speaker 3>But can I think about it?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you do like dirty cartoon characters? Can you like

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<v Speaker 1>curse as them?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? If you, I mean, if this is an rated event,

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<v Speaker 3>that's fine. I could be like Owl Pina Pine. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't get out owl, Pane, I don't get out up yet.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I gotta be honest. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>this is going to make the cut. You're not really

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<v Speaker 2>convincing me very much. Really well, I'm just saying, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I already did this with Steve. I'm not tone deaf.

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<v Speaker 3>I have an entire act. You were throwing things at

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<v Speaker 3>me on the telephone when I came in. I was

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<v Speaker 3>there for over an hour. I costumes I have.

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<v Speaker 1>What impression is that right there?

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<v Speaker 3>That's not an impression. That's me telling you. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>sure why I'm auditioned again again, this is this is

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<v Speaker 3>full I have the job like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Supposed to Is that supposed to be Chloe Kardashian.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not doing an impersonation. I'm telling you that

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<v Speaker 3>this is me, this is Rebecca. And I'm telling you

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<v Speaker 3>right now, Tom that I already did this for Steve.

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<v Speaker 3>He booked me for the job. So I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm friend probably.

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<v Speaker 2>Gave you all the confidence in the world to do

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<v Speaker 2>these impressions that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually hired through an agency. I'm actually hired. I

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<v Speaker 3>have an agent. I have an agency.

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<v Speaker 1>Can they hear.

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<v Speaker 3>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Know that I sound like these people. I get hired

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<v Speaker 3>all the time, okay, and they always like what I do?

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<v Speaker 1>What about Drew Barrymore? Can you do Drew Barrymore for me?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to jump through your hoops and be

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<v Speaker 3>insulted by you. Okay, that comes a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>No, come on now, Drew Barrymore in three two one,

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<v Speaker 1>take it away?

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<v Speaker 3>Why you've all on all of my impersonations? So I

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<v Speaker 3>don't understand why you need me to do one more?

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<v Speaker 1>Show me the funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on now, show me the funny, show you the funny,

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<v Speaker 3>Give me the funny. Are you really saying that?

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<v Speaker 1>Give me Barrymore?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a visual.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, we're gonna have to cut you. Just call

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<v Speaker 2>to make your d tell him that you're gonna work

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<v Speaker 2>your waitress job that night.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you know what that's rude.

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<v Speaker 1>That is speak the truth. Are you not an out

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<v Speaker 1>of work actress?

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, this is what is inappropriate. You should not

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<v Speaker 3>say that to someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a seat on the casting couch? Some

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<v Speaker 1>ob it to see you a second, you idiot?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't I don't want to how to have to

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<v Speaker 3>deal with people like you do.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to deal with what you deal with,

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<v Speaker 2>people like your roommate John, who just phone tat you what.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>This is scary. Jones Master in the Morning show, Are

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<v Speaker 1>you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>You are such a jock ass. I am going to

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<v Speaker 3>actually this job, idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's it's totally cool. Nobody, nobody in your own

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<v Speaker 2>media and listens to this